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i have 10 special blueprints
Blueprints are the ones you use to unlock your ship
Sirens are all girls at the end of the day
If you get 400 blueprints you get the ship for free
thats alot
What about stages like 3-x or 5-x or 7-x even
NO THEY ARE OUR ENEMIES
THEY ARE THE REASON THE WAR EXISTS
????????
IF THEY WERE ACTUALLY GOOD THEY WOULD'VE STOPPED IT FROM THEIR SIDE

shhhhh
Brother out here ruin everyone day and spread misinformation
Would
All chapters are rated 3 stars
Shh....
Damn.
We can fix them
bad dog
YOU WOULD DIE FIXING THEM
I’ll get the popcorn
Just like endfield
Gawt damm, humanity need another skk cus i'm about to switch side
I'd love to fix neferith
Yeah they need love and support
You are a disappointment to the azur lane
I don’t have a lot of siren images
i know
@mental swift let the crowd speak for themselves
How do you know?
Can you please help me?
tomorrow maybe
actually im the inquisitor exploding the sirens
PEOPLE ARE BRAINWASHED INTO LIKING SIRENS
because i know how to browse
THATS THEIR ULTIMATE MOTTO
you'll definitely be exploding alr
THEYRE SUCCEEDING AND YOURE NOT EVEN NOTICING IT
THEY WILL BRAINWASH ALL COMMANDERS AND TAKE OVER AZUR LANE
AND THEN IT WILL BE THE END
yeah virus bombs and vortex missiles with melta charge warheads
Just got from my pile of assignment
And EoS

Well there's a thing where you take care of tb
i like a lil promethium on my sandwich
(She's siren btw)

why do loli characters look like the left
and normal ones look like the right
huh
like bulin
Yeah because apparently they're trying to resolve the war
ig
son thats a chibi
actually, the left one is the "normal"
and?



Very different term
i dunno
and i will eat your eyebrows
If you can fix tb means you can fix the rest
Even empress iii or hermit ix
its a comparison
the joke is that its the same character but drawn diffirently.
Chibi and loli mean very different things
Or strength viii
NO IM NOT FALLING FOR THIS
re1er and re8er mean the same thing
Hmhm
its a slur in sirenian
Checkmate
The table's mine, pal
her brain is going through frostbite
wooo
pray for her
Wait I got another point
This is a loli
Yeah all the sirens we're adopting currently are just not mature enough to attack
Do yall like my dog
this is a recyclable item
But y'all are thirsting for the unfixable ones
Therefore we should age regress them
yea he kinda cute
Mf NEEDS to go
can i pet it
You
the dog NEEDS to stay
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whoever made this song
they deserve a raise
i prefer this dog
Nah the ones we're adopting are just too small to attack so even if you try to fix the bigger ones you would die doing so
No it was clearly the iron blood don’t some bullshit
the dog needs to be headpat aggressively against her wishes so she doesn't go around mauling humans for lulz
Where her tail
not off topic, you heard this in the main screen during the collab

Under her dress, supressed
she dont got one
I wanna press F for her
How can a dog not have a tail
||because she got blasted by rapture queen||
Kaga become official AL mom lols
how many kids Kaga babysit today
Kaga died

No she became a Christmas tree
Still died
thats 100% a plug
Guys what would happen if theses two meet each others.
Hermit ix and empress iii are my queens

sure vro sure
handshake and fusion
What would fusion be
I can't draw
I believe in you
Like a more futuristic cleo
desu yo ne
you need cyan color instead of blue tbh

how do you even play butt battle
rng
Haiya I wish I can play Azur lane in my phone but it takes up my space
its literally rock paper scissors
except you know the move of the opponent
I like this bunny because she funny
zipper...
What zipper unless I am like blind
Where do you live
Are you american
that stinks
Haiya can truck kun run me over so I can be isaked into different world
pope town
hope it's flatnose truck-kun, if it's long-nosed....
truck vs lambo
is there anime where isekaied by forklift?
Would yall rather live in goddess of victory Nikke universe or the Azur lane or girls frontline
i feel the bugs starting to emerge
rather Azur Lane's
so you isekaied as Ayanami?
yea sure
al and it's not even close
all three worlds are post-apocalyptic shitholes, but al seems to be the least shitty of them
AL has multiple verses for you to RNG in
nikke and GFL are shit but AL has the possibility of being worse
mfw timeline killer unknowable horrors from beyond all i know and love

Yea because if your getting violated by a battleship with attachments issues if you made an slight mistake

i'm assuming the al isekai puts me in skk's world
not to mention
if you get sent to nikke world theres a VERY good chance youll be an outer rim shitter
In terms of danger how much danger are you getting yourself into when dating any of the azur lane characters
or Edener..
Or you encounter this girl or makima
or youre just plopped onto the surface to get mauled by raptures
ehhh Nihilisty is tame compare to Egovista
there used to be like seven people in all of eden and now there are like three, no one is getting eden from the isekai rng 😭
i would take my chances with nihilister
Ain’t that big of an gamble
the 4 Beasts become visitors
Or your get plopped into city of nikkie with one of the freakiest characters in the verse
Idk who she is
huh what the fuck
i drifted away from nikke after chapter 38 and terminus ticket, don't tell what on earth led to the four beasts strolling to eden
not sure "when or where" you meant, but i guess either Nihilister , Individia, or Doro

you get isekai'd as a nikke before the ark got breached and youre treated as subhuman

isekaied as human, and either died or converted to Nikke while living
and then you get forced to use a separate water fountain
😔 🥀
and u have no option to be shoved between Elysion, Tetra, or Missilis
truly you would live in a society
worse u could be isekaied into V.T.C.
how hard would it be for a mass-produced rando to get a hold of John Counters, and how much harder would it be to escape to the outpost from there?
or travel with monk Nayuta and her 2000 clones
assuming rapi doesn't eat you alive beforehand, you would then have every nikke in the outpost hunting you down like cod zombies
so probably not getting away

||or join the 4 Beasts as caretaker for literal Rapi x SKK's daughter, "Only One" (psuedo-queen-loli)||
Or if you accidently meet crow
where i a nikke


the intent is not to get laid it is to get respite from the hell that is the ark
jfc can ANY nikke player think of something other than the fucking vapaus dick

ironically by get a hold of i interpreted it as jumping him or something
no i mean just talking to the guy
you the one thinking of his meat slime
Nikke players and al players, which fanbase is better?
||Bahamut did extract SKK's vapaus out of his dih when he's unconcious||

According to Reddit it’s either rapunzel, mihara for being the freakiest
And they're all basic
crown clears anyway
and 2 of them have the upgrades
Rapunzel is just a pervert who's never touched a man, and Maxwell is just a bit pushy
Maxwell is also nerd, just hide better than Laplace and Drake
And uhh mihara is just there
maxwell is 3 steps away from a alcohol fueled joker arc
ok....
What about Rosanna
she also is drake and laplace's wrangler
Ok hold on
arsene looking up
yeah imma have to agree here
Is yulha an contender
need me a baddie that WILL kill me
I feel like crown would say the conquest I am so lonely line
crown is my favorite moron
Yulha is busy biting people to death so she hasn’t getting attention lately
Only Privaty exists
I don't want to imagine sexy Beavis and Butt-Head tbh

Label anyone
I think she’s freaky maybe
she is awakening something inside of me
Label is cute but like, she's an overused trope tbh
I like Scarlet. Drunk PTSD farmer girl. A combination I've never had
Is this houshou marine turn into Nikke character
al
Dude has most of the server blocked and still has the gall to say that
Guh this confusing my head

No way it’s auntie
OH GREAT JUST USE THE NOW.GG WEBSITE
AZUR LANE IS UP THERE TO PLAY ON CLOUD
Exams for nursing subjects really do wanna make me rethink about life
Oh
You just need to wait for it to finish download and login with your yostar account
You can grind as much as you want to
I played on a phone but idk if it works on pc yet
Technically there is an azur lane and Nikke cross over if you count this
I mean, it's kinda better there tbh 
Whats this
Some pirate girl
bunny ade make me go gaga
it use 3 Nikkes to crew a battleship size of North-Carolina-class

Ye
locks comically loud deadbolt manners,
locks other comically loud deadbolt maketh,
maid. actually locks door
do you know what that means?
then allow me to demonstrate. slings teapot at peace breaker's head
larp larp laaaaarp
I like theses kinds of character with face veils
Enikk
not larping, the maid for you squad is one giant kingsman reference
Why does Nikke like have reference to Pokemon and Azur lane and blue archive
watch kingsman the secret service and kingsman the golden circle
they're BANGER films
Oh it's from kingsman
Yeah I may have to watch those
I have fishing today
Guys asuna lego
that maid is also was a member of executioner-squad
That's cursed af
She goes in a special container
Do not the asuna

Mom found the lego goon collection
i disassemble the legs
that's how her Roblox self would looks like too
and
orthodox nun
My favourite Soviet CL
Mog nun skin
dont have her tho 😢😢😢
Krasny is more like Alsace than Mog in "kinkyness"
The tuff duo
This is how she looks irl ❤️
then there's should be mog in nun skin
yin to yang
Mog is on another level tbf
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Anybody know how to use the github fleet builder website?
ayo boobs
if Mog would tolerate wearing that
What?
Cookies and cream
mog should be hosed off outside
I will be building a Krasny Kavkaz
Mog would turn it into loincloth 
give veil and consider it nun skin
caracciolo literally naked and syill count as base skin after all
You, yeah you, who weren't involved in the conversation or present for when I posted that comment. That's right, I meant you, you suck
After Mogador is done
Guys did war thunder ask girls frontline animators and designers to make that anime girl trailer
"My New Goal in Life : to pursue SKK's scent to the end of time" 
I will be doing a 17" armed Richelieu
He wasn't talking about you 😭😭😭
Ägesetin
Even manages to become a nurse to fulfill it
Rotation
Whys MOG so busty
she successfully gaslighted Santa Fe, yeah

THEY CUT OFF HER HANDS
Mog if she actually showered
She has frontal armor
Definitely a walking sepsis giver
Bordering a CL
So basically me?
And I'm shocked they didn't take some of the mid east aspects of her namesake into consideration

True
Yes
Wdym low key? Are the naked girls not high key enough?
I am glad they didn't
Why
They're like
Kinda making the girls sexy
Just like what zzz does
Lowkey? FUCK YOU MEAN LOWKEY THIS IS HIGHKEY
Is that eugen?
I like quirky white girls
Isnt that the point of this game
ZZZ is nowhere near AL in porn bait lol
Is this nikke?

Azur lane isn't... That wild
Lowkey??
"No moneh to pay medical bill? just allowed to get Mogged for 100 hours"
Who said anything about not being quirky
NIKKE has better story than azur lane don't even mention it
Ok that's bait
"mild" yeah larp larp larp sahur
Rawr
Due to how I have grown up, I have never found anything besides white girls attractive, it followed over to my taste in anime I guess.
Violated every nursing theory out there 
"Genshin impact"💔🥀
I have simple tast klukai
Genshin? 😭
who tf compares genshit to anything at all
Have you seen what genshin impact does
Why not a more motherly, but somewhat troublesome one
Genshin is only has one good character is arlecchino
Look at dis slut
Yeah, it makes me overslept twice while fighting bosses
DAYUM THE CAKE ISNT EVEN HIDING ITSELF
Yeah but this is hoyoslop
Okay
No shit the tentacles siren
Apart from the deer, idk who else has revealing clothing
Fair
Even endfield did better then genshin
Uhhh
Idk venti looks very... Sexualized
Femboy ye ye
Venti is an astolfo clone
Venti is a twink
Same shit either way
Venti's va also voice a female
I am not sure, but currently I have decided to try and get a woman a bit older than myself. Either a Japanese, or Balkan.
FEMBOY

Venti is a top tier SLUT
Raiden trying too hard to be an taimanin
his god form is literally almost naked
Tbf. He is the twinkiest guy ever
FEMBOY

Gay gay homo gay
Whatever
Tomato tomato
He’s getting stretched like an accordion by
Anyways
I personally would go more for a eastern European/soviet female
I love these goblins
where the kansen booba at
Even reimu's hent comic numbers are larger than all genshin hent
you can be one too
They could wreck my shit any day
Damn, good taste...
I might try myself
Boobies
Tf kinda unicorn is this
I have true question which monster form any gacha or hoyo game has best design for hentai
Hey I'm Russian
Does that count
I won't go for black women because they barely exist where I live
Peak
No shit comrade
I wasn't born in the USSR
@primal hound say it outloud
I have Soviet Admiral wear
the one that has
Stop lurking coward
I personally thign theses two
ui ui baget
What appeal do they have
Whos said you were born in ussr?
when in doubt ask "what would goku do"
They said soviet
Monster energy drink
get together with sailor moon?
Maybe I should build a feminine body

BUILD A MUSCULAR BODY
BECOME A BODYBUILDER!!!
BE AWESOME

"or get together with vegeta"
god im so fuckin excited for the DBS remaster
I never watched dragon ball... except that one Collab with sailor moon
yeah listen to what notmangaka said
You're my russian comrade🫡
Zani
With that you will also gain enough manboobs to crossdress
Muscular feminine body
i will be taking time off from work to watch it


Become a body builder to help elderly women cross the street safely
"KAKAROT IM GAY LETS FUCK"
But wait, with enough bodybuilding you can also grow enough manboobs to crossdress believably
Vegeta is an tsundere who gets pegged by bulma
True
Muscleboobs are hard tho
Same va that voiced golshi
Bodybuilding grows the shoulders and makes crossdressing harder
exactly
Babuska
character growth
watching vegeta start mogging
But I'm too twinky to build a muscular body
Look at vlad ncl
You'll get a toned tummy and a FAT MUSCULAR ASS if you just focus on legs and not the upper bidy
Too bad
vegeta would have never let any of that slide if he were in his dragon ball arc
Guys we should all become like Thragg
Doesn't mean it's impossible, but you don't bodybuild to cross dress unless you want a specific character
i will when proceed to ignore vegeta getting his shit rocked

that's how Zani will greet when hearing Rover return to Ragunna
As in post soviet
when my son refuses to get me another beer from the fridge
how many cleveland class ships are there
Better than listing off the 15 ssr's
I thought you were replying to the cleve image
+numerous breakaway states
Freddy Mercury moment
Or you see Zani in pissed moood
I have tried hitting on a Lithuanian/Russian in my campus, they are very aggressive
Praying for your uprise, dog
They like Asian males though

😢😢😢
Which azur lane or Nikke character would yall run away or hide even tho you can’t hide or run from them
Do I count as asian if I was born in asia
No
Bro, idk
yesnt
i love the video of kong dragging the baby monkey around and its captioned "cps trying to take away my beer getting machine"
Empress/Doro
Arbiters, sirens
They can’t be that bad
Dorothy isn't even scary
right
shes just a bitch
Dorothy ain't , Doros are
I don't play the game though
I'm like a pure blooded Slav tho
Not even tbh, she turned out to be a softie
The bitch aspect just seems hotter now more than anything tbh
UR doro
Dorothy isn't doro is
Would you feel at ease if doro came rushing at you
Big fatass chibi
How would yall defend makima or echidna in court if they were trialed for their actions
Running at 350 m/h
I wouldn't
Not I unless I summon supercreek to stop doro
Echidna at least doesn't lie
I like girls with fat tits more than just dommy mommies
Makima was just a bitch
From sonic?
One is dressed other is not
Lowkey I may have idea
kids these days wanting lame ass superpowers like flying and laser eyes
real ones wanted ki power
The best superpower is being able to get 8 hours of sleep worths of rest from less
I want super power when I can shove the enitre shelf of dildos from Spencer up someone ass for self defense.
I want teleportation and shapeshifting 
Look at this and tell me she isn't the most precious thing ever
i wanna do dragon ball type shit
a best power is "gambling-prediction"
FURRIES
The worst power rhymes with it
Called gambling addiction
I FUCKING LOVE FURRIES
So are you a furry
MY OWN OC IS A FURRY :3
Lowkey hear me out
FUCK YEAH
Damn
Not surprised
found the guy who wrote the lusty argonian maid
thing is, "gambling-prediction" can decide to win , but can fake misfortune for the sake of secrecy"
well, i'll be right back if chat talking about shipgirl
It wasn’t me it was my Kazakhstan brother

nords when the see an elf woman vs when they see argonian woman
What's an argonian
Thoughts anyone
"skyrim belongs to the nords" mfs when they see a curvy kajit
Dish, 10/10
20 coins of doom, despair and everything unfair
better if they have nord-vpn
"where do you wanna be"
"Only in ohio"
Elbow deep.
Def
the Bitcoins in nutzshellz
id have a beer with char
One beer with Jayz
Or one dinner with char
is he a Zeon ?
Why is it named Dmitriy donskoy
because why not?
Low-key kinda weird
Bc Dmitriy fought on the river
Submarines usually are larger scales
do not use western-naming-warship traditions on the russy
but also some russian ships are named after persons, on plhetora of class
Da biker
Btw
Did you know
I'm going to see the
GRAND.
ROCKET
BEING SENT TO SPACE
IN 2 WEEKS :3
russian space rocket?
I'm going to a cosmodrome "east" where they plan to launch a rocket
not Baikonaur right?
Bc I won a math Olympiad
And now I got the opportunity to visit the cosmodrome
It's located near the river Amur
In the Amur oblast
It's in Kazakhstan gng
type shit 
Gm cuties
i was at the sls launch
What would yall do if theses two pull you over
meh
"surrender to your megafloof fate"
meh

Go ahed
by random chance of fate, I've gotten every girl from the collab except for Yukino
and like I kinda like gyarus very much
should I
may I touch your floof
Report them for public indecency
I see the labia lips.
until you pull her regular-self out of her 999 banner
and it'd look really nice to have the DOA2 girlies complete
Ryza's the only collab I've swept so far
About the only reason I aint rolling is because I need more ships
@violet panther I just noticed your pfp isn't Raiden from mgrr
the worst part is shes so boring kitwise, plays like a rare bb
nor genshin, but kinda
Doesnt really matter to a whole bunch of us dude
but yeah like
cube wise I'm at 3003
Doro
I love my nun
okok I'll follow your advice
squatting, should has her wear Nike tracksuit
Coins are always the bigger issue
Csm
I'll keep doing my daily 3 til wed
ah I have 593k of those rn
coins are filthy easy to grind
China
then I'll see what to do
Bdsm fans (including me) are loving it
cuz having Yukino would be really nice
and I can use the Dutchies rerun to recover resources 
I was at a bdsm store irl
what is bdsm
Still always the bigger issue
like genuinely
Aura
what
its an abbreviation
meaning
bondage discipline/domination
sadism masochism
I got over 100 cubes from doing nothing but my dailies 🤑
Yes
yall weird for liking that shit man
I like ears
no we arent
No kink shaming 
i will shame any kink i find weird.
i can't judge since i like tentacles
fuck you
same
I want her i want her i want her
well thats kinda gay now is it
sux being 17
you weirdo

Question what azur lane character would be best at pole dancing besides obviously New Jersey
kearsarge.
commander.
not an ounce of doubt in my mind
We don’t even know what we look like so he’s out of the picture
Z52 would do good
NO THEY ARENT.
She small and athletic
Lmaos in Island Planner
THEY ARE A QUEEN
DONT CARE WHAT GENDER
Also clearly skk is the manjuu hivemind
funny thing about cosplayer i found in convention is that they're hot af but their men chopped af
maybe i alone the chopped one
the girl be in shape and the man either fat or skinny
how can women just wear this with confidence
WYM
yes
there can be lots of reasons why
we can use the island planner commander with the sailor outfit and no hat
dont judge em
Wear it yourself and find out
but speaking for myself...
i won't judge, that's why i rarely ask to take pic with em
feel weird taking photos with someone gf
Buddy just wants to see the commander pole dancing
big steppa
Guys would yall rather be in genshin fandom or be forced to listen to jojo siewa music
Death
rather be genshin's
gendhin
genshin
genshin
to be fair, the cosplayer would feel weird too if no one took a pic with them
they can easily take it for an insult, because they tried on the outfit hard and no one cared
i havent heard of jojo siwa since 2017 in nickelodeon
Out the hoyo games which one of them has the worse fan base
genshin ofc
genshin
zzz, and specifically wise glazers
Honkai?
but no hoyo game can compare to genshin
which honkai
genshin impact by far
They literally all have the same fanbase
Honkai starrail
walk around with freedom
2nd to Genshin
Denial if you think hoyo slop doesn't share a fan base of unwell people
zzz fanbase are mostly gooners
honkai star rail are... existing...?
genshin impact players are the worst people youll ever meet
honkai impact doesnt exist
ok i see this chat is on its "reeeee genshin woke bad" bullshit again
follow your leader everyone, whoever that may be
bn
stop talking
but wanna know what game has a NICE fanbase?
Genshin got brutalized by the Jamie Oliver’s fan base
honkai is bigger than star rail
ive never seen one in the wild
who tf plays hoyogames on mobile
i do
I only like genshin because of that deer girl and arlecchino
2/3 of the time
how
damn rich af
like bro your phone must be dying
that's why it's S25U
The fanbase that nearly tore itself apart over random bullshit yippeee

i have GI, ZZZ and HSR on my tablet
Your phone getting straight teeth by Musashi
what drama did i miss
If you join any hoyo community you will literally always find:
- "I fixed the character"
- Gay shipping
- Straight shipping
- Both fighting over their shipping being wrong
- Calling every character underage
Nibbled phone
Like wuwua
i ever saw limbus fandom triggered over outis in twitter
or you could be me and dont join any community and just play the game
I don't
The final Realization of Library of Ruina. The Intervallo 4.5 drama. Heishous
project moon is goated
or you could join their Official and never talk there, just receive news
And reverse1990
how about alo?
Not anymore anyways
Zara and Pola dual pole dance skin please
Hoyo people are weird
Intervallo 4.5 in particular literally almost killed Project Moon.
I like Zhu yuan a lot
joining a community server for a game is the worst mistake you can do
library of ruina was continued in limbus?
No?
well, i join many channel for just sake of emojis, while never touch those game too
either you turn into a stupid fucker or you become some overly aggressive dude defending your favorite character
Ain’t better see no one shittalk Seattle
FUCK seattle.
yea fuck you kelp
Intervallos are a Limbus thing.

I’m just bringing up major drama in PM’s past.

Fleur
😔
Monfleur
lick intensely
Pointy ears
Also, anyone who thinks any hoyo community is worse than another hoyo community is probably part of the toxic collective
8'3" tall
Because they all suck
Dont lick the ears 
Why is she so tall
Gacha game communities tend to suck dicks in general.
rules are meant to be broken
Guys who’s better
normally she is 5'3" cuty, her 8'3" is her superform
Yeah but the worst I've gotten out of fgo is people laughing at my rolls
neither
both
neither are good
Fair ig
you should play Team Fortress 2.
Damn
Worst suggestion ever
objectively superior opinion
tattoo girl is hot
tf2 id glorious
Any decent person knows Gregor is best girl.
is
Augusta gets ship with some bum ass blue British accent woman
Maybe a few years ago
Nah I'm good
Iuno is buns
u can imagine Phoenix-retro = literally Mavuika
Imagine if Phoenix got anything
phoenix ur
HMS Conqueror 🤙🏻
Francesca
Why does iuno look Greek or Rome but doesn’t sound like one
TF2 killed my drive for shooters forevermore.

what stops people from posting straight up soft core porn in chat
Nothing. People do just post softcore porn here.
Nothing mate
awesome, let me join in
And they sometimes get shot for it.
Nothing stops you, but it'll get deleted and you'll get banned
the mods, when they bother, they do bother
Whatever, go my 6* fox army
How many do you need bro
so
no nipple bumps
no camel toes
no bulges
no active sexual activity
Just by saying this you manifested me getting another. Fuck you Penquin fuck you
Also has to actually be AL characters.
Hehehe
bla bla bla bla

it's Rosanna...period



