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I think they should make allen m sumner an UR and give her 10 new skins and as a slight bonus make her have all 9999 stats
thats the least they could give her


Holy shit so true bestie.
Second best, next to Seattle.
i mean she does have 2 hands
What reward i would get on 3-4?
seattle is lovely
i think its akagi? i forgot
Akagi and/or Kaga
oh yeah both of em
At a less than 1% drop chance
Time to lock in
5-2 gives u gloworm
Peek worm
I would never farm 5-2 for a worm
Worms are op tho
My worms making me hungry

it's below 30c today because summer-storm week
very cloudy
perfect weather for golfing
For some reason Odin feels a little salty right now
Give her coffee
throw splice of Pineapple into coffee
Alcohol

I think she forgot the coffee
*Mainz will remember this.
Are you smokin shit? 
" Mainzkamf " 
if i smoke
Mainz would throw a fit the size of Berlin if she saw lemon in coffee
and enterprise would probably crash out to a degree that would make Hiroshima look like child’s play
Essex should probably run before the two white-haired weapons tear her a new one
Littorio would be incapacitated, not just from pineapple pizza
Littorio is fucking dead
somebody get a ambulance (or a actual pizza)
You tell me 
And would a gif of elmo snorting coke be allowed?
Too funny at 3.24am
It's 3am over er?
Yup
Percy!
She broken for leveling
If I didn't swap her out would have been first to reach 125 easy
while dead, her soul transmigrated to Kafka

what is this, eagle 500kg loitering munition?
Miss it and attack the girls
"This is terrible", literally
ALRIGHT PINHEAD, [musashi skill activation.ogg]
I have been summoned
how many KFC she can serve
How many anothor fast food chicken she can serve?
when i first time watching Slow Ahead season 1 laffey alway a sleepy rabbit
Booooooooobaaaaaaaaaaaa

Laffey surrender to soft and comfy sleep + headpat, even Eugen's lappillow will do
When i was New from the Azur lane like 2 years ago i pick laffey i didnit know she was too good
i picked Laffey as starter oto
even i got the leffey 2 at the event idk when was the event started
one word is missing



my pat finally fully loaded on my phone 
when was Laffey 2 first appeard at the event i dont remember

Wtf she dodged that shit quick
what is this gacha life ass style btw
thjis is me
Booba!
when the shipping fee makes up for most of the cost

bro IT AINT EVEN TAKING THE BITCHASS IMPORT FEES IN
return that image immediately.
I didnt delete it
WHEN THE CHEAPER SHIPPING DOES
Wtf

Ofcause Ayanami she used the Demon skill thats why
Bruh
I see
Istg
I deleted it
Lane

Hello john
john
John
Its been a whike
of course I smell, I have to smell something
you smell like
uhh
blue cheese.
yea uhh
Gamer
hmm yes let me pay more for faster shipping and then pay whatever the fuck tariff % we have now
John
or spend less on shipping and NO import fees

pay to win method ahh
nah more like China
damn hes got a point
just imagine this
poor Atago fumo sinking into the sea to meet up with IJN Atago
there's probably a fumo floating through the ocean as we speak
why there a censored on Ayanami Dynamic Kick skin there no censored on her skin
ok so just for the hell of it
any of you want to guess how much itd cost from boston to tokyo
3 robux
pfft
a true Atago simp
yes
technically there is flying going on
YOU not a true atago simp if you havent spent 3210948312 dollars to bring her home
but...
i remember Belfast protected Enterprise always
you'd be meeting your own fumo in 13 hours
and maybe 1-2 hours to go there after landing
always trust a tomato to have good suggestions
and not wait for weeks.

basically same day shipping dude
so you're getting that fat fumo in the same day
that is what i call a WIN.
fat
Do you guys think Will Enterprise will getting UR version or retrofit in the future
ultra fat

woah it is cheaper for me to go to Japan and we are in the same time zone 
you go to japan, spend 1.6k
for the ticket
once there, you spend maybe a day or two to find that gigantic atago fumo
and you buy it.,
spend 1600 i dont have eya
about 1400 here

of course it is a win win, tomato is not paying for it
or maybe you dont have to go back
and just spend years in japan
and get money there

then buy more atago fumos directly from the factory.

wait huh where's the drawing of shinano with her own deka fumo
why did i never save it
💢
my mind thinks of things that are unthinkable to others.
Nah I'm right there with you
time to inspect
thats the yogurt effect
gurt: yo
are you guys having fun posting my family getting cut up and exploded
you guys are cruel.
thats cousin ricky by the way.
you just shot him
he sacrified for academic filmography 
cousin joe had mental issues
cant blame him
i'd do the same since im seeing my family of tomatoes getting brutally killed here
fuck you john
abraca
ra

Nuke mato
the Kelp, hola
the John, Mato, hello
I like ketchup
Once upon a time, there was a Tomato called Paste, and then became part of food...the end.
this
hold on, i have the perfect gif reply for this
wait for a few minutes as i scroll down through endless gifs
rotten tomato/10
A rotten out of tomato
So mean😔

😔
what do you call a tomato that likes corn? ||A corny tomato||
Swimming in flavor
It bussin ong ong bra respexsfully
Poor bro
Hi chat
shit yourself
Huh wha I would never
oh man
i think i know why
ive got jack fooken daniels on my table
half bottle
He’s been infested by the spotted lanternfly
oof
Apri hello
im still bloody pissed at me getting a warn
hi kelp 
Apri

helo
Aight people
What will happen to me if I call formi the AL equivalent to gorlock the destroyer
I KNEW IT
You’ll get hit by a gamma ray burst
I HAD THAT SAVED
Tomato too drunk rn
drinking on a wednesday huh -w-
im just happier than usual

From who
i would NOT be touching my phone
you are
last time i was drunk

alo saw glimpses of me
He’s hallucinating now
and my stupidity
deja vu
like for example
What if Mato and Big Guy took shots together
Big Mato Guy
is mini belfast assembled with bolts and parts of a retired ship
not really
Romantic
No it’s the daughter of normal belfast

i was piss drunk yesterday
im SLIGHTLY happier than usual

i barely drink
How was this morning
sure
What kind of shots? 
plus its thursday for fucks sake
You decide
shit but for other reasons
Oof
when I commit typos I'm either drunk or I really should even my nails
Well not my fault her fatass eats like caseoh :b
oh mate
yea you drunk
whta
HOW ma idrunk
How do women type with long nails. My nails get long and it becomes torture to try and type

clickety clack
fucking magic
Nails get halfa centimeter and I can’t play P Sekai for shit
I actually play better with longer nails I think -w-
you know
Crazy
nails have a smaller hitbox than the finger proper
I'm surprised they can even use their phones ☠️
i havetn seen pinheadass in a whlie
it's really not much different -w-
i saw them here yesterday I think
them? is pin lgbt
actually I do feel weird when my nail breaks and I have to trim it all the way through
my finger making contact with the screen is weird
Pin’s here every day.
taqke good care of your nails dude
And they are manbrodudeski
Pin is Samsung TV
i trim them every TWO dyays
idk what to say so I assumed gender neutral language 
days
I like to let them grow -w-
apri
have i ever told you that youre cool as heck
I've met girls who like guys with long nails so I've let them grow, I would rather just, get rid of them
sankyuu
be a med/nursing student and trim them everyday 
yay!!! :3
Apri

Same same.
Genetic thingy
I can draw blood with my nails
When the nail material is thicc
Maybe that's why some like long nails

Yeah slashed myself with my nails two days ago.
mate
To
my wifi killed itself
Spoiled baguette
breedable
Drink some water Tomato
Jean Fart
i drink tea.
Bro
I got a friend who got giga drunk in a restaurant once
Hard tea goes hard
tee
i hate myself
Tae
so drunk she started speaking english by default
(we speak spanish)
what a lad she is
El seniora to Yo whats up
Some times, I reply in the wrong language
and she ordered like 10 esspressos to try and get back on her feet
the msot drunk ive gotten was at a party where i downed a whole bottle of fireball
Did she die?
but in the end all she needed was a glass of water and good bleughhh
and then had jack daniels to wash it down
Good thing I only speak English despite being mixed
Jesus fuck
I'm still mad about that bill
you cant fuck jesus
So she released....eh
kelp you dumbass
how could you
Jesus (in spanish)
hesus
Mixing a lot of coffee and alcohol is a recipee for disaster

I couldn't even drink bc I was just out of surgery and still had to contribute to her whole bottle of vodka 
i once tried
Vodkanese is a thing
mixing white monster, red bull and coffee

Red bull is like
candy
Coffee for babies tbh
You forgot the five hour energy

i fuckijng lovbe red bulkl
speaking of white monster
I brewed a fucking creature yesterday
Rip Mato
RIP TO
im not bloody dead mate
2 shots of vodka 1 shot curacao 1 shot malibu coconut rum splash of midori shot of polar lime seltser and a can of white monster
I need a translation here 
I mean water really is the way to go
I once toughed out 2 liters of azulito with a water bottle for 7 eleven
You britsh?
and I rode the metro without getting lost and everything 
actually was kinda good
so yeah drink water stay hydrated
You have a very "nice" variety of spices
i am SO back
Some people in LATAM substitute all water for coca cola
what
I think they've evolved to filter it
gonna go again with it when i get home tomorrow but im gonna fit pinapple juice in
what does that mean you twat
somehow
real
You know
pineapple juice is glorious mate
I’ve never tried to mix a drink cause I barely drink at all.
more glorious if pour pineapple-juice on pizza
especially when mixed with 3 liqueurs and white monster
I can hear the accent from here bruh

i have no accent
Is that Hoffen?

what
Mixing isn't worth it tbh unless you have like, very specific tastes
it looked like seawater and i drank it from my king richard's faire tankard
Just pick something to add to one kind of alcohol
mixing is fun -w- both cocktails and mocktails
And have had ptsd with alcohol ever since I had like 7 glasses of wine and got a stomach bug on the same night.
oh mate
yeah mixing is fun
im SO going to get gin and bloody tonic
oh my goodness i'd be the happiest man alive lad
I actually prefer some mocktails to the booze version -w-
like I'll take a conga over a tequila sunrise
reminds me when i drank 2/3rds of a bottle of port wine in one sitting
and got FUCKED UP

By?
me
by the wine
I've never gotten a bug from alcohol, but when I worked at some company long time ago, some dude found a worm in his company coffee
Zamn

Fun
I dont
Ah
that was really fun i was playing abiotic factor with my friends
there's "AL" in ALCOHOL for reasons


and thats like all i remember from that night
Bloody hell

AZUR LANEcohol
there was also this barbie mocktail on that place that I ordered
pretty yummy
it was peach juice, lychee mogumogu and edible glitter

It probably wasn’t the wine but some greens I had the same noon. Was in another country.
except..unlike human, Shipgirl can accept both Ethyl and Methyl alcohol
Azur lane loves dunking
It just so happened to kick in a few hours after the wine.
yeah really it was really yummy
and pink
-w-
Didn’t have a hangover at least.
Nice
im an absolute stupid goober when im drunk
If there's any kind of foreign entity in my body, I wouldn't know tbh. Could have a tapeworm and I wouldn't know
Its a ship after all. However in big does that harmfull to a human.
like i would actually giggle at jingling keys kind of drunk
youre going to hear me from the fuckin pub

i'm the sleepy kind of drunk
Mate
everyone from around the world will be hearing from me
Go chill
methyl is lethal, ethyl...overdose will run your intestine for days
as long as it's not lice -w-
Apparently, I'm a friendly cheery drunk
I say fuck all, alcohol fixes that.
Both harmful nonetheless
YEEEESSS
alcohol fixes everything
wounds
but yeah I'm the weird kind of drunk that keeps her mental capabilities intact but loses all her physical ones
Mate it doesnt. Its ur imagination
100% conscious when I realize "fuck I can't stand up" 
im like damn near the same as i am sober just drunk lol
what
I want to say this is me, but when I really drink I drink to the point of no return
are you bloody drunk
Before that, I'd say I think pretty normally tho
fair
dont you rub alcohol to clean wounds
Thats diferent
Like once I thought I was fine and then got up
Usually a different kinda alcohol
And had to walk manually
nontheless still fuckin alcohol
isopropyl alcohol
Unless it’s very pure
youve got a fight on?
grab yourself a bottle of whiskey and prepare to fight
hit them with that don julio
like when im drunk i will just laugh to myself like a fucking psycho
you know what's a good balancer for alcohol
chicken wings with buldak sauce and lemon pepper seasoning
i get fuckin talkative when im drunk
KEBABS
KEBABS
YOU NEED KEBABS AFTER A NIGHT OUT LAD
im a little more chatty
Fried fesh
but im either a yapper or silent anyway lol
kebabs are really only on the posh areas of the city 'round here -w-
but
we got tacos al pastor
similar enough -w-
oh my god
tacos are absolute fire lad
tacos
kebabs
shawarma
maybe pizza after a drink
White people tacos
that is top 4 foods to eat after a night out
As a Turk. Kebabs best
mate
i LOVE kebabs
better fate waifu than mash kyriejenner fight me
holy jesus thank the turks for kebabs
well, I always pick tacos al pastor
Is that Ishtar
No problem mate
Don't have to fight you, she's gonna sleep with all your friends and then kill you
but other late night drunk tacos also include suadero, longaniza, lengua
You've already lost
ojo, buche
apri
That's my gal sessyoin dumbass
campechanos that are a mix of it all
Ishtar? What she doesn"/ look like her she look like flat tsundere girl
Ishtar? Flat?
ah
I don't like beer 
Didnt watch Fate. So dont know
too bitter for me -w-
local brewery makes a pretty good blueberry ale
i like mixes -w-
im not that big into beer
Mm blueberry
but i like guinness and heineken
i fw corona
I wanna visit the giant blueberry
but heineken is top tier i cant lie
Haven’t been there in nearly 2 decades
maho nishizumi > fraudgumin
smirnoff ices are diabolically good
fight me guys
mate i had a drink with me dad yesterday at the pub
ahhh well idk if it's the same one
he likes the one they make in los altos de Jalisco -w-
man ordered guinness while i tried heineken after a long time
Oh about her she is one of Strongest Character i ever see she is tall she have muscle she have six pack of abs
Nothing go wrong with Barghest
idk if it's los altos or guadalajara
never had heiniken but ive had stella
but it's a local jalisco beer -w- can't get it unless you go to the tortas ahogadas or ram birria places here
shit tastes like skunk
Stella’s meh
Bageko is hardly one of the strongest, but she is one of the tallest non giants
Megumid is a fraud
Fraudiesel is a fraud that should have died instead of Isabel
Ai Hoshino is just Ai Hoshino
Mash Kyriejenner stinks hard
EmiliASS is a bum
I don't know what you're saying anymore tbh
slightly bitter
Can Alter Saber beat all fate Character?
y'all should give ram birria a try if you can 
birria
Lol no
what u need to do is to go bald
birria tacos
She'd get bodied
By who?
wear a tank top and have a cross necklace
drink a corona
Half the roster
and talk about family
more like oda NOOB-unagASS 😂
There's literal gods mixed in
thats how you enjoy a corona
corona is just for old fucks
could never be my goat sessyoin kiara
guinness is for the posh lads
since beef birria is the most widely available
but goat birria is great too, it's the og one from jalisco 
Al-phony Elric
Ki-Anal KaslanASS
Worsti
ForMIDable
Oda Noob-unaga
KagurASS (Gintama)
and by eep i mean listen to a 40k lore video and read soul hunter by aaron dembzki bowden


Night Lords series?
mhm
i have the omnibus
also got the infinite and the divine hardcover reprint they did recently

i love my power armored gangers skinning people alive for fun
"You want me to betray them?"
"I want you to betray them, rob them and ditch them"
"This had to be done with tact. With subtlety."
"BROTHERS! EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM IS ABOUT TO DIE!"

Based opinion oomfie but I take issue with the fact that mash kyriejenner is literally my wife irl
why is my name getting brought up man
i think i shall make some tea first
ah mate
have i ever told any of you that i like tea
kyriejenner??????
wtf were they thinking with this name
Are you Br*tish?
Raw or with milk?
the fok did you just say to me you cunt
Let's drink irish whisky the morning

I asked if your Br*tish
British as hell

What is a britain
He's from the land down under

Those who colonized everythimg but not food.
why is your pfp tm opera gx
They did steal food though
Their national dish is Indian
because i set is as tm opera o
that cat is an absolute pig
do you play the game or used to play the game and burnt out or just follow the franchise and/or watch the anime
its so funny how excited he gets for food or treats
It looks like your cat is giving you a L or a J. Can't tell which.
he will shadow of the colossus you if you have food he wants
ik ts is asked for like 420th time but whose IP is the most likely to rerun after DoA this year
i play the game, watched every anime and movie about it
made an edit of tm opera o in beginning of a new era
J
id say
dedication on another level, game is dogwater though
and i watched the arima kinen
sink yourself
awesome
Such goober cat behavior tbh
I mean I also play the game and the game is too unforgiving
somebody said this game is less unforgiving than ea college football
then how unforgiving ea college football really is 
so true
is uma more forgiving than genshite?
idfk i never played genshin
and never would I
darjeeling gup?
fuck you
Yes
dont call genshin shite
its gangster
its bloody great
we get a new fox girl
you gotta be fucking kidding me...
Not that
you just too pussy to play it because you think its a gooner game
The butt battle bruh
either you're sarcastic
Genshit 
or you have actually been brainwashed
johnm
GANGSTER
i will end you
no
im not
i play any game and enjoy it
except horror.
only brainwashed people can enjoy genshin
yae miko 
no
and I think the game also has 50/50
instead of guaranteed pity
i mean they are also hoyoslop
you HAVE guaranteed pity if you lose the 50/50
No other gacha game from other publisher has them
If you enjoy hoyoslop I pray to god
then start praying
sure
star rail is fun
oh god I hope he gets as much fun as he can out of the hoyoslop he plays
i do have fun with hoyo games
as much as i have fun playing tf2, cs
sims
elden
fifa
Neptunia VII > Star Fail
I mean since I'm exposed to negativity towards the game before even touching it I am bound to not have fun while playing it now
thats your problem
It is yes
im not affected to the negativity
i play games because i wanna enjoy them
i dont goon to their characters
dont be a pdf
u js not him ig
i guess you're him
I just witness this conversation turn 180 in real time.
i have to take a brain transplant
Damn…
if the loufu had a foxian population growth rate problem i would singlehandedly fix it
you're a disgrace
whats with you and foxes
i like fox girls
anwyay i might need some cigs for this

Couldnt master it
Hamburger was made by Turks too.
😢😢😢
clearly im too based for this chat
no its made by the assyrians
I love girls with anime ears but uhh
That shi should remain as a fantasy

i can tell


Excel is bad, ts horrible 
tsukushi! 
thx god they dont mention other 997 Tribbs
Exchange drop or pull
Based
i don't wanna see senran rerunning before neptunia pt2
2 mega chads agreeing 
CH will never let a re-run or something smh
if they can do it with HoYoverse for GGZ,why not Manjuu








