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So, i guess very few women are that naturally gifted to have better fat distribution, without surgeries
thanks for telling
food sound
fair enough
Have one Commie Waifu I guess
Im shorter than nj
The 10 commandment of who first

God
Too flat pass
Have a rhinoceros
Like 10 commandment of C.S.K?
What csk?
The Loji Subreddit gonna find you're home
They cant
Correta Scott King’s 10 commandments on Vietnam
Welcome to nature.
Cuz they cant go straight
No, and how did you even know my nationality

Are you folding under 0 pressure?
Xin chào?
Thank you
Boat
Hello
down bad
My ball knowledge is only for conspiracy theories
The only thing that's folding is clothes
Are you a Vietnamese
Yuh uh
She's in the trees
i'm folding if fdg sit on me
With a Mosin Nagat
Oh hey hello fellow bush
Not only vietcongs hide in bush
5 điều Bác Hồ dạy❓
But the ARVN too
In the ground
(Dead) ARVNs
I preferred 10 commandments of God more
Southern VN?
no
Wasn't the southern guy's last name considered a joke?
Like the guy who lead South Vietnam
Or am I Wong again
Ngo dinh diem? Nguyen van thieu?
Tran van huong?
Duong van minh?
The 4 presidents
Who surrendered on 30/4/1975?
Funny enough there are actually over 100 commandments
Gentlemans, good afternoon, how are you, комрады?

Other are rules i think
10 are the main ones
So I guess moderate on some issue's
God endorsed rules according to the bibble
From exodus
Wake up. Come back to reality
oh wait mb gng
My ideology is vague
Labour right + ultranationalism + holiness 
What is a gng? Please tall me. I dont understand. I'm just russian
gng = gang / going
gang
Its a slang to call a friend
yuh
A. Understood.
We're gonna have to get durgin or ultranat Navalny here...
Eh I am more into socialism
Im fond of the 4th theory and falangism
Also Funni clock man?
Shave it
Anyways I am eepy
In the end of the end, we all known, that no matter wich ideology was your favourite, if you have to answer on questions of god.
the fucking iron blood dream can't get out of my head
See y’all sometimes
No im worse than that
Chinese water torture
Dawg I am gooning
We have some irish kan-sen in royal navy? It would be interesting, to get a kan-sen who has a irish origin and don't like royal navy
But it just a theory
oh ok it got out of my head.
Well id first "cleanse" the population 
Maybe three familial exterminations on old party members
A game-
Lion?
idk abt that
Then there's that one Nation in TFR in florida
Absolutely
Force the nation into a new religion, destroy false deities statues
Oh boy..I don't wanna mention but one of the ending for TFR is the same with TNO, Full nuclear
To cleanse the nation, many sinners will be shot first as a warning
Tno... Again it
Nope, the One that took over was probably worse than TNO Germany
Burgundy?
Brotherhood of Cain?
or organised crime
Boy, that's not even as bad as one of the American Warlords

Please. Stop talking about tno. I'm bagging. I'm so tired from it. Especially from Taboritsky.
One of my idea is that ill make my nation economically autonomous with nuclear weapons
My friend 24/7 was talking about this
welcome to North Korea
North Korea and Atomwaffen Division Making babies rn
Pol Pot?
true
Not that bad
Enver Hoxha?
you are called Mike, which makes it worse
Burgundy under Charles the Bold? Lotharingia before being split by West and East Francia?
Nuh uh
Reject politics, embrace the breasts
noooo-
My state would ban suicides, free healthcare for those who attempted 
Accept Christ and live til old age in the nation
I'mma suicide in ur state

there are many women on the street
Welp, if he is getting bad marks from west, he was a good leader for Russia.
asuming you are unable to do it the normal way
Chat, i think i'm gonna leave Azur Lane. I'm not that interested now, there isn't much going on and the usual deal with the current art direction
ain't that day of judgement sign
Don't. Amen.
dunno what paid workers have to do with that
I wish, but i don't really have the motivation now
If you're religious, then he isnt so good
i wonder how many workers was paid this year
...
People, post boats to give this man DETERMINATION

my mind is in overdrive because why the fuck does a 2D game takes 20+ GB while a 3D game like dragon Ball legends take 5 GB?
i think he's fine as is
Probably the Excess code, Events and such
it has 3D stuff
STALKER 2 takes 200GB
Imagine how hot shikikan would be if he cosplayed as prinz eugen
Idk who was that but must be the wind

Welp. It's just my opinion. Because you know. We were living during that period in interesting conditions, where politician of med and low steps were a christian, and people from high-tier just weren't worrying about it. But anyway. It's just my opinion
Yeah, after current event is over i'm gonna take a break of the game
not mine btw.
we got a bot in #al-art advertising
what the flip
sekret achivmet: you replied to urself!
What happend with RMS titanic in AL lore? Maybe he just doesn't been used because with him already smt happend?
Imagine lactating hipper
2D games of this scope are inherently bigger since images are megabytes at the minimum, and you need thousands.
3D games get by with reusing textures and avoiding them entirely with in-engine coloring.

Image that provoks people around me thinking, that i'am a psycho...
agh theres a mosquito in my room
Mosquito
shoot it with a gun
My body itch
Imagine clown skins
imagine mommy skins with that one love shaped eyes
Hm?
Theres plenty of mommy skins
Mommy or making mommy?
yandere?
Tis the question
a sexy one
bam
ok i thought vro was bouta say something
My eyes...
Roon akagi and co are allready yandere
what about da lewdest tho...? 
Taihou
Akagi and Roon at least have style
Half of Taihou’s art is her with loose fitting tops to show off her tits
Akagi knows how to wear her clothing and Roon has nice dresses
Which game?
Mog’s just a cringe sex offender
World of Warships 
Mog is the perfect partner for Ark Royal
They are both down bad
And will both spend time in jail for different offenses
There should be more yuri art of them
Current strongest freak versus strongest freak oat
strongest freak in history
Strongest Freak of all time is Golden Hind

Comes out the gate, molests you.
yes please
Every tempesta girl is freaky
Yes her and sao Martino are not that down bad
No they want to touch with with tentacles and shit
Making mommy a mommy
Buy a golden hind body pillow 

no for the love of god let ark royal rot on the bench
even in gameplay she has alternatives (implacable, avp, plain wyvern spam, what else?)
Ark Royal Lewds the DDs.
Mogador is lewd.
Perfect match, I say
Attleast mog lewd on adults

I think
And now Ark Royal can too
Send her to hell
stupid question but are the new ships good?
I want a Monarch or Lion one
They’re good yes. Make sure to grab their augments tho.
collab ships mostly for collection
I want a Hindenburg one so bad
I have Mogador in my bed
Buy buy
Well throw her out
Man has tastes
through the event missions right?
If Mogador was in Subnatica, she'd be the Gasopod
Primarily shop, and yeah missions
We can’t even really make the Ark Royal Lolicon joke anymore cuz half the DDs now have tits the size of prows

Same with submarines

Subs have tits now
Next BB will be a loli 
Most subs are still cutting boards
Surcouf is an exception
Built different, literally
Oe at least moderate
MAID FRITZ ON SECRETARY TODAY
Heavy AA
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Ark Royal is the character in a girl like we are in a man, only he is lucky to be there.
Well Dds usually meant those who look young in the looks. So Ark royal doesnt necessarily likes young looking DDs?

If they do this i uninstall
The stein
Didn’t even NEED to use Mog
Weak
Devs bouta lock in
All boobs, TB don't count
They USED to all be lolis, and the joke worked.
Now that most new DDs are rocking Anti-Tank Rifles, it loses meaning
those tiddies damn
Where Gallant
Underboob 
And Ooshio
She have one skin
Oshiwho
Where are the over 600 DDs who aren't in the game yet?
She has like 4
Oh, wrong Oshio
I only have so many slots, my guy
Zara/Félix/Ruppy skin when
Ruppy has 2 skins already
I want more 
New Pola skin when
If Pola skin drop it will be with a Zara skin
She will have an even bigger boob job next skin 
Schrondinger boobs
The trash emote brings me pain
No don’t unflatten Ruppers even more
You will get, Bache oath skin
Holy peak
There should be an event where French, Italian, German, and English maide corps could clash. 
Weser
(I know it’s Wheezer)
Carl wheezer ?
You gonna finish that croissant
As a french its one of the funnyest thing ever
Let's say this could be the first lewd event in the game (hehe)
khm sry
Omg Seattle!!!!
hmm
And Denver. I should buy her skin.
The cool girls fleet
I must be daydreaming or something but I swear they tease Enty in a white bikini skin way before they gave her that diving suit skin
Only if you give me carots for Uma
I have 8000 carrots.

6000 carrots 6000 gems?
Her sisters, I think

@pure depot you got a fan
Oh right, West Virginia

I doubt prisoners would like seeing them together

Maybe they’re into it, You don’t know
Damn, WV have a nice ass
Not right now, lmao
I dont get why we all want hot women to kick us 

Maybe, or maybe not

But you're right, im a Syanda stan
Only because hes in 6 servers im in

Hes everywhere
Thought you were Taco, not Stan

No
Goon addict here, dont goon 
Gooning is in me
never
i dont like hoffen
Ill never stop
It nerfs your remembering, and, excessive can hurt your dihh
Least is dihh hurting, worst is erectile dysfuntion 
Damn, he is in BA as well 
Is that the clock time on the elevator screen

And in Stella Sora

You will goon
hmm
It was to fast
I shouldve gotten myself outta boredom
Good night fellow penoy

I'm sorry
Its night here

Go make me a Tamele


god does punish two times

My sleep schedule is fucked
Wth, it is working hours 
Taco with fish sauce
I dont work until 4pm
Staying up late for homeworks? Or anime? Or gaming? Or
Yes


It's 7 pm here. and I work until 6 in the morning so there are still 13 hours left
The gaming
Next time sleep with a fixed schedule
bye

My wound is so itchy
I wish I could sleep
The Nun
All NavalArt
Brick by brick
Would have been better if it was a Monarch instead of a KGV in the background 
I like the KGV layout better
plus in games you wont have to iron out so many issues so they should be stronger
ts so peak
I will post this annoying bugger under my chin
why
My comment didnt have the desired effect
hello ALO
What if I post KGV?
oh i would hate that
What about a 77mm?
Need floof
Had, my Monarch has more pixels!
Hank where za pixels
Cute
Love a lady with a tache
Hmm
KGV doesn't have a cool hat though. I think you can agree on that.
Hmm
Hey, I know who that is
how i feel when i say that the french ship girls are my favorite out of everyone
i mean… true
France won
The working cats clicked on me. 
Love the hair
Hard to tell if Vanguard or Monarch fave tier 8
car
MONARCH
vanguard has cruiser rudder shift lol
N.carolina steamrolls both
NC okay
He still likes to climb high, he often climbs my hair, which I'm not so happy about.
My cat is too shy and hides inside my coat
Hmm


the bloxxer is back
Gm cuties
Soon to be morning then
midnight club still cancelled soz
midnight club san francisco was the second best of the franchise

ah yes
the sole reason i cant play this game in public
THAT loading screen
Is it actually golden week
one of the greatest loading screens of all time
Time for you to AI generate cringe golden bikini art

also
i wasnt ready for the sheer amount of planes in chapter 13
even my san diego couldnt keep up
Time to throw in two CVs/ CVLs
Or just use North Carolina with her augment.
ig ill just run akagi/kaga and graf and taihou
Taihou is a bad idea
god i wish i pulled for guam instead of new jersey
New Jersey better
If you’re struggling with planes hitting your backline Taihou’ll just take more damage cause of the heavy armor.
You need more AA.
One AA carry ain’t enough
Or just stupidly high dps
My stuff is severly outdated lol
Bro don’t got her
And again, North Carolina with her augment is very good for W13.
kinda wish there was a way to filter out the more revealing loading screens
yay!
balls
"ey tone get me an AL with NOTHIN on it"
(ignore the neglected urlich)
Stinky af dock god damn
I see the issue

You’re using 2 German Vanguard and Warspite for, what I assume, is the mob fleet
love it when a game makes a ranged dps class only playable with low budget
by turning it into a heal/support class
i just have the germans for hindenburg
i run tashkent and laffie as dds usally
Well are you doing EXP grinds or campaign progression?
rn im just spamming 12-4
untill ill get hindenburg and then imm gonna level that
then ill progress
what 'bout z52
Idk how good her AA is
not fdg over nj?
Or eff HP
decent, can handle 9/10 situation
with high dodge too
isnt z52 like lowk goated
and her skill is just an autotracking shotgun
that kinda dont miss and wasnt taught the concept of what a shield is
Well either way bro don’t got her.
i do
This bro don’t is what I mean
i know, but i do

I just level up the cute girls, IDK about meta. Just showing stats
same her cant lie
I only care about stats when I wanna progress and collect the new boats
yeah, i just tryna level hot wives while tryna keep a bit of sense on meta to help carrying when needed
tho most of my favs are also pretty much meta so
😋
well first i need 2 million iron blood vanguard xp
except taihou our fat titties bird is too noob for real war
what is homeboy getting agir?
Hindy
hind
Use Leipzig trust
ah hind
my hind is doing nice
she loves me cuz i make her work every 2 hours to research for gouden leeuw
tbh
tashkent has been carrying my ass since i begun playing
like i got her when the Soviets dropped
and thats the event i started the game with
Tashkent was like the first proper dps DD this game ever got.
And so overpowered that they just made her Muse a worst version of her.
tbh, shinano and sirius carried my team alot
ouhh
That’s cuz you put a Single target ship in your mob fleet

Warspite’s skill is for single targets
Warspite is very much a boss ship
bristol will be a boss ship once she gets her holy lamp of retribution skill on her retrofit
the gun collection is .interesting
I mean both are still good enough

Looks like fortnite guns
Hmm
azur lane on ipad 💔
looks heavy 
Use vpn
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!
looks MUCH more like blue archive
especially considering the box in the top left corner with the (mirrored) millennium science school logo
well its formi, the definition of "heavy"
formi was the lightest ship in the lusty class btw
The lust class 
laffey shaking rodney's breast . zhaif
ayo sussy 😳😳😳/satire

among doro
I wonder if we can measure the number of planets in the solar system by observing Formi's movements
Hru
😍
a little question please, does anyone knows what character is this? i just know she's from fgo
So cute
hot sirens near you
what's her name?
hermit
Not hiding as the name suggests
the only sirens i know are observer and arbiter iii empress

uhm, why is my game getting stuck on emulator
maybe thats a bluestuck? i did change the emulator and that helped
you can try mumu
LDPlayer
yeah that explained, i tried on ld as well and it bugged and crashed a lot
Zui is slicing your emulator in half
It worked 
best you can do is either https://discord.com/channels/456397991847395339/488684387932700672 or change the emulator

You should do it anyway on general principle
so beautiful, would pat her
then plap her
I love gooning to hot women with their toes out 
Folded under 0 pressure
yes
I pulled her
bought the skin
Lightwork no reaction
Balright
She fly
she wife
Marry
Floof gang

Essex sure loves walking through a bunch of places
All rights belongs to the original copyright owners
Have fun everyone
Content usually edited by me
Discord: Ponkan Tag 0123
Someone must made it with floof version.
Helltaker have perfect clip, but it would be rather very hard to make something on that level with AL.
True
hey there everybody this is ryu from streets
Haven't heard of helltaker in ages
I have tried to recreate the Helltaker Dance in Source Filmmaker with the Ship Girls from Azur Lane.
model used:
Trumpet - https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails?id=186563188
Teapot - http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails?id=486083741
Akagi - https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails?id=2001530308
Kaga - https...
Funniest thing is that it actually work surprisingly good in opposite direction.
They move like robots 
Happy birthday my wife or Happy Launch day
Motion: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV11v411B7CM
Model: Kynokoru
Perhaps this one is better animated.
Yeah she shake it better
wait people played helltaker and didnt just make/look at the art (porn) from it? yeah right next youll say people actually played overwatch.

Where she's heading?
Played helltaker. With the solutions
It’s one thing to use models, but quite another to create everything from scratch yourself. Basically, the Helltaker clip I’m talking about is this one:
So believe or not, I started working on this animation back on SEPTEMBER LOL but I got busy and couldn't finish it then. So I'm totally not insanely late on this meme. I was surprised no one had made a Helltaker version of the meme back then, so I made it myself!
The song is Why Not by Ghostface Playa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh5jEQraXaw...
If someone were to do the same in Azur Lane, it would be brilliant. Well, one can always dream. Maybe one day it’ll come true.
Ive seen it many times 
Manjuu up front, the captain in the middle, the girls at the back. What more could you want?
That's one way to do it. Another:
READ BELOW!!!
This is not my animation! It is made by @notimezombies, support and sub to them! This is just a longer version.
Their twitter: https://twitter.com/notimezombies
To original uploader: Please send me a message, if you want this taken down.
Music by Sound Bean: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4UMWpahQm0
Dr. livesey walk meme but...
but
FLOOF GANG MARCHING 
Maybe someone will animate this one day, but they’d have to draw the characters first so they look good.
Hey guys
By the way, if something like Helltaker x Azur Lane / DDLC x Azur Lane ever came out, I’d piss myself laughing, and then a moment later I’d choke to death from it and die xDDDD
Good morning.

Hand of her is even better.
behold: the rare Trafalgarposting
Underboobs are best boobs
OMG!!!!
Moggers!!!
i love Mog so much
A bit of a tip
most people don't know how to shoot at targets moving away
so move diagonally away from the enemy and pounce away
Amagi acquired in WoWs... the grind is heavy
your guns retain velocity and range with much better ballistics than the American 127mm
and most other DD guns
so get more comfortable shooting at a bit longer range

That's how Battle of Trafalgar look in history.
underbooba 
underboob? heinrich time
Not that rare though
Spam traf art until she has her oath skin
Soon frfr
2020
Hi
hi hi Chally
looking at some of the concept art for the azur lane girls made me realize how much my ocs are actually improving by design + my bisexual awakening
british
Ye
Is anyone else having awful luck with the Venus event gacha? I’m missing Shandy and I seem to pull everyone else off banner BUT her
Who MAKES these 

they're moving basically everything that can frontally kill a Matilda reliably
im a granny now
up to where they can no longer face Matildas
What if I want words and not charts



well except for the 3.3 Panzer IVs
what is he going to say
yknowatamsayin
idkwyase
hamburger
i want to drink darjeeling tea
Maybe from the video bilibili
bro how did ch*tgpt generate raiden shogun correctly but neither Duke of York and Musashi from AL 💀
i'd think it's because raiden shogun have aproximately 10 times the art
that it can STEAL from

ehem
you, sweetie
no i don't
you tweetie

man i want some tea rn
yes it is better than coffee in every way
Kearsarge the rock

kocchi :>
coochie the clock
Lebron
how will this affect lebron james legacy
he will explode

Noooo not my panzer 4s
fuck you and your uparmoured panzer 4s
Nooooo

Wait
whats the difference between left and right side (not the BR changes)
is it arcade and realistic
yeah left is arcade
We love mogador
i am the one who mogs
We love scraping Mog
Do you
Nahh I swear it was you that was denying good takes
It was yesterday…
Weren’t you the one who said we don’t need a Musashi bikini skin
Yes

Mmmm no
Why not.
I hate is why
Wait you hate swimsuit or musashi..
Also feel like whatever they give Musashi will either be basic or won’t mesh with her design.
I guess bro
Fine that’s fair
But it would be better than the current ld2 skin she has currently in the shop
do people normally get the event ship from map drop? im at 45k currency and dont have her yet (first time playing event with map drop)
Starboard right port left
Everyone has that event where they just don’t get shit. My own record before a drop was near 70k.
i just wasnt sure what the normal amount to get it as a drop was cause its my first event, if im unlucky thats tragic but ill just keep farming cause i think the resources im buying from the shop are good for me anyways
real housewives of essex
my random anchorsge PO charged to my cc so i'll be getting it

Day off at the beach (Guam, William D porter, Samoa)
me when my horrible wifi fucking dies out of nowhere
Dog got a fat ass

Haha German shipgirls
yes
Looks like hipster
Hipper looks like parappa the rappa
Both are flat
I couldn't fathom that this is the lewdest Loading Screen they have used ever since
You need some planes to land on them
But fr how many KMS girls play kriegspiel
Kriegsspiel is a genre of wargaming developed by the Prussian Army in the 19th century to teach battlefield tactics to officers. The word Kriegsspiel literally means "wargame" in German, but in the context of the English language it refers specifically to the wargames developed by the Prussian army in the 19th century. Kriegsspiel was the first ...
even lewder than this
Old ass loading screen
Show the succubus loading screen that got banned from the game
Or the PR2 sauna screen
Odin and Fritzrumney definitely play it
Hipper has to play
But apart from Eugen the rest of the class has bad luck so she will lose alot
Post Bismarck butt
Ew the first anime
all of them?
You wanted Bismarck butt I delivered
Destroyers too dumb
Enterprise butt 🤔
Unless turns out to be DerpitZ
Enterprise sponge bath
no they're not, just look at the nerd above 
Z23 exception
I remember that
I cant believe no one reacted the picture with eugen roon and bismarck butt
i'd readily believe 23 and 46 have a rivalry in every strategy game they play








