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nice
piggy
white probs best
hi hi
but ppl still lvoe black car here, because the color is among cheaper and easier to repaint if accident or scratches
making me think of that episode of father ted were he accidentally gets branded a racist by a series of unfortunate instances
including a black piece of card on the window that makes it look like he has a hitler mustache and he is ranting that they are leaving looking like old adolfs speech
the dust is visible
and if you are a lazy dude
a compromise to be made
yea
ofc because of that, white is the most popular
white hair supremacy

@vestal briar
mmm
dangerously Brennus's.....crotch
she's always like that
ok
@karmic chasm
Don't make me drag you away
what if i pull up child support bill
Isn't it your child
Awesome

SAINT LOUIS
Do colab unit ever go back?
No if Neptunia... sure if DoA 

She didn’t have allat when I watched it
this is me when i play British tanks while drinking (milk)tea
Wowwwww
despite all my rage, i am still just a hog in a hedge
Sonic
Kay
hope u dont accidentally throw them onto subgirls by accident
fox
i have 141 kills to 59 deaths in the MiG-25PD
and i'm telling y'all
the majority of my deaths were overspeeds

skill issue
truly
like i'm 99% sure 2/3rds at least were overspeed
i barely ever get shot down by the enemy
the MiG-25's worst enemy is itself
the massive ass cheeks engines just go so fast
nothing wrong with some extra speed
But unlike the raffle or eurofighter
if you're going faster than missiles, they can't hit you 
Which also has a lot of excess thrust
truly like it's irl depiction
No complicated computer controlled engine system
To keep you from overspeeding yourself
made to "attempt" to intercept SR-71
I've read some memos from both sides
Of some MiG-25s Blackbird intercepts
haihai
It's actually so cool
at best, Mig-25 pilot could see Blackbirb from afar
That's mostly because if the Blackbird kept pushing, it would enter the MiG-25's kill zone
What the MiG-25 could do was deny airspace
If the Blackbird turned and ran, MiG-25 couldn't catch and shoot it down
Blackbirb just accelerated to Mach 3.5 when that on-sight-seeing happened
But the Blackbird couldn't just fly past the MiG-25 either
frontal intercept is theorically plausible
LION SPOTTED LION

pass like which direction of each?
As in if a MiG-25 was in the air in front, the Birb couldn't just push past it to enter the airspace
Like it could say a Su-15
Mig-25 maximum speed was like Mach 3.2 for few mins, but it's engine will be scrapped
But MiG-25 couldn't really give chase if Birb turned back either
Blackbirb ain't meant to manuever though, so as Mig-25, albeit slightly better
the missiles are other story
Both weren't really meant to turn at their top speed
So intercept really was just 2 lines going straight at eachother
this come to play,
Just pull 500g's
Idk like 50000 fish and chips or something
F-15 had it's time of record, until early 2026 at least
only thing that would make that better is if it had the welded turret with nice smexy corners mmm
Personally, I don't like the Crusader
Cromwell is nice
But at least in War Thunder, the acceleration of the Crusader is pisspoor
don't think that's how tanks work 
a Dunkek's son got NFSed there
That tank has two V10s
Was there even any Churchill with welded turrets?
If i remember correctly all major Churchill variants were cast turrets
yep think mk 4
Each making like 300 horsepower each
Hmmm
Mk 3
Mk 1/2 are goofy
Forgor
wait it was mk 3
Mk 3 has square turrets yeah
Mk.4 is cast
me climbing hill slowly with mk 1 lol
yup
The shell stuck in the sight😭

Flat though
Tigor also flat
Because of the BESA mg
And side is also thick enough to be angled
True
we have a mk 7 here that is the sister of one that was buried for 30 years
Churchill VII is such a pillbox
Too bad the 75mm is a bit useless at fighting tanks
YF-12 my beloved. Least mabeuverable fighter ever
It struggles with even uparmoured panzer 4s
wait that ones a mk 6 according to gogole that was buried
why need maneuverable when max speed Mach 3.6
it's probably faster than its missiles carried
if there was any
i use tanks for support and arty and at for deestroying
i had a churchill tanking 14 rounds from a tiger 1 while 2 piat gunners flanked to destroy it

My comet and 17 pounder were taken out at the start 🙁
Tigor would struggle to pen Churchill VII from the front anywhere further than point blank range
Real
And even at point blank range with just a little angle
it was sitting at an angle exposing a tiny bit so the a.i was hitting the track lol
Same goes for Churchill VII actually
Shit's definitely faster than the prototype phoenixes it had
Missile speed is launch speed + delta V
So no, a missile would be always faster than its carrier aircraft at launch

Omg Devonshire

missiles to be carried by it need to be designed with its aircraft maximum-speed in mind, especially ones in 1960
I want to cuddle with Devonshire
Devonshire my beloved
old planes are rockets with some wings
even if the same missile launched from stationary launcher could be far slower
When the demon lord is way too cute for the role
poor tank doesnt get much credit compared to german tanks and american tanks
People often forget that during WW2, Britain was a premier superpower
Sherman was very comfortable tho
Britain was paying for American factories to manufacture arms and supplies 
Churchill was beefy yet slow, for 1940
well it looks outdated and got a bad wrap early on but its actually really well thought out and the problems got ironed out
Britain gave VT-Fuze invention to American to master and mass produce them too
Also jet engine and nuclear weapons research
well for british doctrine it was perfect it was supposed to support the infanrt while cruiser tanks did the flanking etc

the Tizards
I LOVE CROMWELL I LOVE CROMWELL
and Rolls Royce Merlin license-production
theres a good story about the cromwell that was actually like a training tank accidentally sent to the front
THE ENGINE THAT WON THE WAR BABY WOOOOH
🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧
Britain also gave one thing that even Americans were in awe, seeing them
The Cavity Magnetron
Britain was one of the earliest adopters of radar
On a widescale
Both ground, air, and naval based
Were way ahead in radar and sonar back then

funnily, one of Imperial Japanese invention also in hands of Allies , than the IJ themselves
which invention?
the Yagi-Uda (radar/radio) Attenna
we have something like that in our attic lol
what's next? ATM machine?
the idea of off-bank cashing device did tried first in Japan, UK, and Sweden, but it's USA that successfully first nailed practical ATM machine
smh my head
Yagi-Uda Attenna like started developing since 1926 iirc

kinda crazy i didnt know that our aerial has been bloody brill and probs over 30 years old now
Fat nosed Mosquito

the one thing caped baldy couldn't one punch - a mosquito
that's Mosquito's reputation among the Luffewaffe's
new drach vid on the worst ideas and i think the cover has hms victorious after refit
oh british post war carriers
The US 'we don't need a navy' plan
Genos sure think, but can't dare to speak "WTF?"
French attempts to invade Ireland
Germany's High Seas Fleet Build-Up
Britain's post-WW2 Carrier Plan
The 1914 Dardenelles Bombardment
i am trying to get photos of formidable being built also wanna try and get hold of her original plans
do we get a picture of a poor sod. that got killed by Formi?
seems a transport museum in belfast has offical archives of harland and wolf sadly cant visit the drydock she launcher herself from as its still used 🙁
will try and locate her grave someday
The woman killed when the aircraft carrier HMS Formidable "launched herself" at Belfast in 1939 was Mrs. Kirk
cute pink floof
My old boy saying to me that he didnt really think much into it before but the cranes at harland and wolf werent around when titanic was built xD
winder how many think they were
maam those seem heavy
Piss off, ya wank
Monarch tho
Twin even got boob gifs for ts😭
people always thinking every brotish cap would use HE only then Bismarcks etc going broadside to my AP purrfect

dont underestimate me 
King jon goon
who dis?
Darjeeling
Not my taste
Nope never
Darjeeling is cute
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gotta love the chieftain
a Z-rated horror movie only not from an American but from a Japanese writer
either way his heads a little big
He's Irish American
he joined the Irish Army
yea him
then later the US National Guard
what was the other guy called that did it before him
Comrads, what are you taking about?
tank
Big boobas, sir.
Realesed
Now we just need chieftain to drive the Chieftain.
we need the Chieftain to be a laner
...realesed what?

i petition Ryan to joinn azur lane before both of them
Ryan Gosling?
He might be too tall
i petition GuP collab with laner
Hell yeah
That you are talking about tank.
No this dude
The tank driving the human 
Райан Гослинг
I think Ryan Gosling would work too
Literally me
But Ryan gosling isnt as cool as the guy we have at home
You are talking about ourselves?
I drive
i bought the bloody jacket he wore lol
well a replica
Canon event
Enjoyed for you.
Now this is LARPing
In our country, tanks were advertised for sale in Hungary between 2020-2021 https://www.jovasar.com/ad/2255/m18-hellcat-tipusu-harckocsi-elado Unfortunately, it has been taken off sale, but it was available for purchase for a while.
Agreee. But who was a best quertermaster?
I support this sick idea.
George Winter
Best gurl
get kidnapped by dragon lady
Step by step guide on how to go missing and die
dragons
Mommy

reminder to floof
anyone have best wallpaper for my laptops?
If you are interested in Azur Lane themes, you can search here as there is plenty of choice. #al-art or #al-general
Holly
Definitely the oath skin


Bigacable
hanging boobs
For example, I have Belfast set as my background, if you're interested, I'll look for the full image.

how did u get this?
I searched wildly on the internet.
that wasnt the end
With the final season of Mf Ghost, this era will finally come to a complete close.
Pretty sure AL is still ongoing with Slow Ahead
Its all over they all dead
So Mf Ghost is also coming to an end and the writer has stated that he is also putting down his pen.
i need to watch initial d only thing i dont like is mfg ghost spends multiple episodes in the same race 🙁
So I can only hope that they give it a worthy ending as its final season.
wonder is there more ?
I don't know, they didn't give any information.
And honestly, there was too much good news.
whens gate naval coming ?
Yeah. Truth nuke
Killing her started the end
Only the summer and current spring season
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10話 じいさんばあさんの日常 より
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オススメの動...
There are a lot of things that interest me that are in purple, like the one above, that I should look at.
Bleach, Re:zero, Youjo Senki, Slime are all high priorities for me
Or there are others that have been announced and could be of great interest.
The lowest zombie is especially interesting because it uses a very interesting fusion thing. It combines the personality of Redo of Healer with the End of harem.
Ah yes the pick up kun
The lil bro of truck kun 
I liked the ruthlessness of Redo of Helaer, that whoever was crippled by me, I will cripple him too. This is also present in the guy as a personality, the only difference is that the zombies avoid the guy, so he can move freely among the zombies, which gives him a trump card.
Pass
If you take her sword you will get attacked by magpies irl until returned
Is this a pool or the end or flat earth ?
didnt know we are living on hipper 😏
what
You asked what would happen if you took her sword
nvm
bet im a kinda person who wanna be dominant (but i lack of leadership skills), or submissive (im disobedient)

Got the physics of a blender fluid simulations
then bully her
Then pray you can still d feat her with a real sword vs toy sword

I don't need a real sword, all I need is this hand
I am saving this in my "homework" folder
guys guys what if we chill on the church
Hot
Wish all women look like this
Oh nvm
I guess not

Cuz us humans will want more
At least in azure lane there’s 850 ships that look similar
more humans should look like cute foxgirls
Book of enoch talked about thi...

That outfit kills me everytime 
Bulldog is the best
No goon streak?
Honey cake
strawberry cake minus strawberry
These boob physics make no sense but still hot tho 
All the same body type?
- tall
- wide hips
- big boobs
- cake
I dont see anything wrong
🍯
if you want a copy paste bodytype go play DOA 😏
If everyone has that. Won't it become stale?
It's like a diamond
Too much of it, it loses its rarity

I cant be bored of boobs and cake

Smol

That's because you have no boobs nor cake.
Ultra rare félix art 
Yori


i allready experienced irl boobs and cake
Hru?
I'm good,hbu?
Well,I'm not really good,I run out of cooking gas 
It's leaking 
Good listening to Aizen theme song
Provided to YouTube with the help of Lista Studio and Techneko.
Cover of Treachery · By Shiro SAGISU ·
Composed · Hamon Music ·
Remade and Recreated · Lista Studio ·
Video · Techneko ·
Thumbnail · Hamon Music ·
Anime - Bleach TYBW
Lyrics: [Verse 1]
I can tell that your power was built on lies
I can see that the truth’s in you...

put his ass down like old yeller
chocobo
he is into fursuits
and acting like a dog
Well

that reminds me of something
Because you know someone into crossdressing 
@lavish oracle
Long hair > short 
My man... 
I’m trying to think who this is but can’t
woman
hm, I’ll look
milf is da best
time to sleep

good night all


I received al yostar support from a guy named YoYo, the man himself lol
everyone is the same
Damn I’ve been had, last time I had like a Jake
jake from statefarm?
Nah Jake’s national tiles
hmm
John Yostar
lose it quickly
Is that a motherfucking Kingdom Hearts referenc
FRANK WALKERS NATIONAL TILES
Mother fuckers be like:
Opens door
“A KINGDOM HEARTS REFERENCE!!!”
o no
Door to darkness?
Zettaflare
Bees
It's especially funny that he does literally barge in through the door in this infamous scene
It all leads back to Kingdom Hearts..... ..
Fun fact: Donald Duck is one of 2 Characters that can cast Zettaflare
THE OTHER IS A LITERAL GOD!!!
Its really funny
Everting is kingdom hearts
Canon event
well, the corn is already very telling where the source is from
5
one is dead
Simbad joke :(
Legendary pirate mane
Not my best material let me warm up
Cute daughter

Ibuki cutie
Icuti
pat the kitteh
Alsace also cute blue hair wife
mmm
gascute
circle
kawakaze is best qt tho
doubt
I found Monarch's house
Any red books in chat?
Kochi!
no doubt circle

@karmic chasm look big
It's almost my time, to take the final rest
<@&460646206851252224>
hmm
Holy milf
need murm not milf
murm milf
I mean… we kind of have Murm Milf

Finally
looks Ai
I'm 2 subs away from full sub tech 
i was more on the "the boobs look like they are from a figurine" line of thinking
Also cuz her bra strap fuses with her hair

oh true
fuuuuuusion
I’d rather not touch a character that resembles a child

I’ll stick to the ladies
What children you seen have a body like that?

The face ya birb




I think you’re just addicted to porn

Probably
dunno, might be just you
need that "is this [thing]" meme with the butterfly
Probably both
good timing you say that when DOA collab
Yeah but not the actual porn part
SO I’M ADDICTED TO AZUR LANE
and the it's big booba girl - is this a child

I’ll start spraying you with water
yes
You just said addicted to porn yes addicted to AL
Too late
hmm

I’m latched on like a tick
@tight goblet
I’ve only had one tick.
I drowned it in a pool
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
Jimmity Christmas
Drown me in a woman’s warm embrace pin
Nah.
Salt water
At least let me die in heaven before I go to hell
YOU FOOL
I'll leave this here
Just look at Pamiat'


Whoops my finger slipped and I deleted your Ai cringe
white man gangnam style
There's more
Jesus not that
My hot sexy women
Please refrain from posting it
The non-chalant red head rizz
I am going to make her ship
kanna cop car
helo 6
I have plans for 500 Richelieus
farok! khm tail
booba blond
When was the last time the devs made a modest skin for some of the characters
Never
I keep finding swimsuits or smt
Avrora
K.
I did
any Laffey skin
It’s a cruise pass skin so probably more than you’d think
buy Cooper tennis instead

maybe you said it because you are a bot
I like collecting it all at once

kolmeta never gonna be maxlb
collecting stuff seems to be a very good hobby indeed.
the rest didn't bought that cruise pass cus all they know is all talk and no action.
no offense to the other ppl btw.

The outdated UI of this game is overwhelming.
alright
Sorry that the 8 year old game is old

at least it's somewhat sanely organized 
Argus in that
8EXPO
Older than FGO, I believe?
never forget
no, fate go predates this game
Oh okay.
who has the mafia pic
iirc CN/JP will be 9th this year, but EN will be 8 
I want to buy a Lexington cover
Do I just push story?
gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that
i max my affinity with nj in 3d dorm
Bunni
Iam getting candies now right?
preferably you'd grind the event, but you'll probably need to do campaign before you get anywhere with that
Okay, thanks.
yeah sweet candies tampered with drugs


With gratuitous mouth shots
its Akagi bday today 
Also btw remember what I said about fox breeding season last January?
Yeah...it's pup season rn...
you were not here last January

you know, I'd expect a monkey's paw to just put mamagi in a wheel chair without legs with that one
Just changed the name wdym
you only joined this january
Nah, that’s a genie
-# that's a reference to something, don't think about it
No more legs
meh, idk, in my head all the wish granters work basically the same
I see.. alright.
I'd prefer to be a nekomancer
Last January you were not even on Discord bro
Do you have booba?
no

Then tough luck, chucklefuck it’s sexist
yes circle

Why don’t you have boobs
I dun get it 
you was just used to be sprayed
Skull heart only works for females
look up

yeah, and I don't wanna be a necromancer 
Don’t know why. It just only does
what now
sea veggie
Snom
no spray with water @stark fox just use acid
nutricious delicious acid
mmm
just dilute it enough so it doesn't hurt 
hmm...
Uh hello guys can someone give me a further insight on upcoming events in Azur Lane?
No
Long time since-
Cuz we don’t know
Oh ok
Anyways long time since I last returned to AL after failing to roll Admiral Zenker
accid do be tasty
Tomorrow maintenance on 4/23 
Guys when Zenker rerun
No idea
No
That would have been a world where eve didnt eat the fruit

Everyone naked, the cons (or pros) is
Nobody is horny about it
Solid Snake
hmm
Guys uh I see that they got a event called “Butt Battle”
What is it about
What
lmao
Clarify?
Dead or Alive: Venus Vacation has a game mode where girls play water sumo with their ass
Oh ok
Huh
So it’s AL x DoA again

it's so ass
AL x Mossad
So uh guys is this event worth spending cubes on
Dead or Alive: Venus Vacation Event Stay Fun.
probably Kingdom of Tulipa event rerun after this event
Do the girls cute?
goon/10 but idk
wuh
Guess he's in heaven
i wonder if any1 done an AL based steam profile
Honest question: is it possible for a woman to get massive ass and breasts (surgery aint count, maybe trainings and diets?) 
Anyway.
cooked
No.
Because it’s about how your body places fat
Last event I participated was Ad.Zenker but I spend over hundreds of cubes and I can’t get her so it still sting me till now
So genetic?
fat is for the tummy and the butt
Wonder if I should return again

fat dont go into boobs
If your body doesn’t naturally place it on your boobs and ass, you ain’t getting it
Sounds boring, so that shi is like a genetic gacha then
hmm
Alternatively you get really fat and your boobs and butt get bigger
While its possible to grow bigger dih size naturally, so i thought about that question 
At least fat placement on thighs and hips are still good if you can’t do breasts?
Some people don’t care for those things
thighs
That one classmatess
In my classroom
Or you have a kid and the milk production makes your boobs bigger

What about ass
I heard that cardio can make them bigger
Asking this question as a dude btw

genetics
Why would cardio make your ass bigger?

squats
Idk, i heard it
my atletic friends all got flat ass
Idk much about uh specialized diets and their effects on the growth of chests but if we are talking about fat then uh I’d say that it is most likely gonna concentrate on hips, thighs, rear and other parts most
i've seen more girls with nice butt on the gym
He saw water
My phone keyboard
mhmm

shush
Arctic water
Anyway
water
hmm
Anyway, changing your physical body in a way to appeal is a sign of our vain culture nowadays
hmm
Reminder that in Neolithic times, you wanted the FATTEST BADDIE you could get
boobs
Now we want sticks with tits and asses
Boobs
fat?
You ever seen a “Fertility goddess?”
ishtar?
lemme search up clothing
Do tell
What did you see
Iphone keyboard has some uhhh wiping thingy
When i type to fast, it pick a random word
horrible things
He saw Pure Water
can I see
Water in its most basic form
I am pure water
ok can someone give me a braille keyboard
Many of y'all are from the west huh? 
No
Not really
eh english me 3rd langauge
Larger woman = More food = better chance of your child surviving
It's called..Ze filipines

Being a fatass was a privilege
No
facinating
Nah am a commie












