al-general

[vestal briar]

Late 1944 onwards reference

[mild wadi]

I have that character

[rustic sapphire]

Mommies

[mild wadi]

Night here rn in Philippines

[oblique dove]

Good teacher

[oblique dove]

Me here

[mild wadi]

Time:7:47 pm

[oblique dove]

Anyway see you later

[mild wadi]

Alr

Night night

Fah gtg now chat

Cya yall

Blyatttt

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483509365951430788/20260317_175448.gif

[mild wadi]

I just back 1 sec

[solemn zephyr]

Any chance of them rerunning older doa characters and skins during this collab?

[spice dove]

already confirmed for thursday

[torpid kettle]

doa-thirst-day 😏

[spice dove]

[solemn zephyr]

Thank God, thanks

[weak parrot]

Bribe your friends to give you their eggs

[tired crown]

But, that’s my friend’s children

[mild wadi]

Chat dead

[restive ivy]

Wait theres previous doa events?

I thought this is the first one

[vivid osprey]

Roses are red
I'm glad I'm alive
Bayern München club logo from 1938 to 1945

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006634639189880873/1496119284584284281/0421.mp4?ex=69e8b929&is=69e767a9&hm=ee24df0443601f0d4e6e94c196bd452d10ecd06b689b066751cbd712e244d3b5&

what are these paid actors level of enemies

[mild wadi]

British grenadier?

[runic abyss]

bro i never get these as my enemies

[mild wadi]

Why tf gaijin add object 279 on wtm 🥀🥀

[weak parrot]

Gainfully Employed: An erotic action-adventure fantasy game about becoming employed in a well paid 9-5 job.

[devout bough]

imagine being well paid

in this economy?

[crimson kayak]

Nimi

[weak parrot]

hence why it’s a fantasy game

[crimson kayak]

Bri'ish?

[distant flax]

Sup Gooners

[cedar hawk]

did you give it a listen

also how was the interview homeboy?

[vivid osprey]

I did! Totally forgot to get back to you on that one, my bad. I like it. Breakcore isn't something I look for myself, but I can get down to it now and then

[distant flax]

she worked?

[mild wadi]

Finally chat is alive

[vivid osprey]

Good. I hope to hear a reaction from them today, I'm not putting all my eggs in one basket though, I cast a wide net and have another interview tomorrow, one on monday and another pending a reply

[cedar hawk]

very excellent choice, i pray the best

[cedar hawk]

these lyrics hits excessively hard

sob

[dark solstice]

I want Hollywood ww2 planes less stress when flying those you never run outta ammo and cab hold the guns full open for a month and never run out, trade off is your plane sounds like a stuka Everytime it takes a steep dive

[devout bough]

Even modern jets in hollywood doesn't run out of ammo

that Su-57 in top gun held down the trigger for like

minutes

i think that thing has something like 120 rounds of ammunition IRL

that would be gone in about 5 seconds

[dark solstice]

the Su-57 Felon can hold the trigger for approximately 3 to 4 seconds of continuous firing before exhausting its ammunition supply.

[weak parrot]

Dont get touched by small Chinese men

[dark solstice]

I just googled maybe Google ain't right

[rustic sapphire]

why

[dark solstice]

He jealous maybe 🤔

[devout bough]

Oh nvm standard for Russian jets with GSh-30-1 are 150 rds

[dark solstice]

Who needs guns when you can just ram the enemy

[devout bough]

ahh yes

Fox 4

[dark solstice]

Serious breed a pop of disposable peeps

[weak parrot]

They’ll turn you into a small Chinese man

[devout bough]

what does that mean

[dark solstice]

Nothing honest

also had a theory shipgirls are so horny because of their trauma

[rustic sapphire]

Anyway
Boobs

[devout bough]

hmm

Charybdis should be extremely horny though

but she's pretty tame

[rustic sapphire]

Mog trauma is to not be horny 24/7

[dark solstice]

Eating other shipgirls and their lookalikes they wanna keep the commander happy incase the same happens to them

[gentle charm]

50 knots

[dark solstice]

Or sent to the grinder to make medals it's a tough life being a shipgirl

[weak parrot]

Being horny is for horny people

[dark solstice]

Is that the good stuff stowed in there ?

[gentle charm]

Idk

[devout bough]

it's okay Royal Navy is pretty tame

[shut crane]

boat

[rustic sapphire]

Royal navi is full of horny girls

[devout bough]

are they though

i feel like Royal Navy isn't very horny as a faction

[devout bough]

Iris for example has way more horny per capita

[gentle charm]

The worst might be the dutch

[rustic sapphire]

Sardegna pasta girls are tame

[devout bough]

oh yeah they definitely the horniest per capita

[gentle charm]

Stinky

[weak parrot]

The spice trade does make one horny

[shut crane]

cn girls are very hornt too

[devout bough]

ehh not really

[gentle charm]

Atlantic slave trade

[dark solstice]

🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢

[rustic sapphire]

Tempesta girls are horny freaks

[gentle charm]

50 knots

[devout bough]

no don't put that in with horny context

[shut crane]

vewy hornt

[devout bough]

[dark solstice]

My age of sail frigate could do that I bet

[gentle charm]

Concubine china trade

[gentle charm]

I wasn't wearing goggles

[vestal briar]

Ship of the line

[gentle charm]

It hurt

No gloves

[weak parrot]

Can you return slaves you bought on Amazon? Asking for a friend

it’s just a couple unused Greek slaves

[rustic sapphire]

I want this

[gentle charm]

Femboys?

[weak parrot]

No, philosophers

[dark solstice]

Who needs gloves when you have your country to keep you warm

[weak parrot]

My wife didn’t like the Greek slaves

she wants Persian slaves instead

[shut crane]

look at these extra hornt china boats

[weak parrot]

she thinks it’s more cultured to teach the kids Persian

[dark solstice]

Hipper pretty based making my fave panzer

[devout bough]

i like tanks

[dark solstice]

Those ain't tanks tho

Mobile tearoom

[shut crane]

can't have a tank without tea

[weak parrot]

Who needs tanks when you can just use technicals

[mental swift]

Hi again pookies~

[dark solstice]

Should have joined the military as tank crew would have done my service before all the modern stuff that loves deleting tanks

[weak parrot]

technicals are the future

[mental swift]

How have y'all been~

[dark solstice]

Been up and down

Up because alive down because RNGesus is angry at me

[bright crane]

Lv 50 bricked my daily commissions oof

[mental swift]

are you level 50 ingame

[bright crane]

Yep

[mental swift]

dayum what happened

[dark solstice]

also has a toilet onboard tho wouldnt wanna imagine the stink xD

[bright crane]

And because I have Unicorn at Lv 101

[mental swift]

I hope you're a total newbie

[bright crane]

Thankfully Im not

This account is however

[rose spire]

Am I high? Weren’t you banned or am I thinking of someone else

[vestal briar]

challenger!

[vestal briar]

your not high

its her

[rustic sapphire]

Oh no.......

[rose spire]

So it’s not just me

[rustic sapphire]

Not again

[rose spire]

Oh she’s back…

[rustic sapphire]

Its not her i think

[mental swift]

You're probably high and getting higher

[vestal briar]

i think ill abstain from commenting on this topic

[mental swift]

Sure~

[vestal briar]

❌

[vivid osprey]

Not surprising. A literal jellyfish has more spine than the ALO mod team

[mental swift]

😢😢😢 what

[vestal briar]

[devout bough]

the kind of stuff you post before you get a

[distant flax]

Oh no Taihou

[vivid osprey]

Wooo an emote and a firmly worded warning

[distant flax]

freaky

[rose spire]

Nvm it’s not you

[vestal briar]

just say sorry and that you wont do it again, works everytime

[devout bough]

says the tamest mf in this chat

[rustic sapphire]

Its not her

[mental swift]

😔

[devout bough]

this server is pretty relaxing

[vivid osprey]

Final Warning 5: The Finalest Warning

[devout bough]

i like it here

[mental swift]

ok my shit failed massively time to rebrand before I get yeeted

[vestal briar]

dont make me give you another warning 🤬

also howd the interview go?

[vivid osprey]

Was good! Hope to hear from them today but yknow how it goes. HR moment

[stiff forum]

Cute

[vestal briar]

awesome

what was it for?

[vivid osprey]

Museum gig, at this castle

[stiff forum]

Why bro is taihou

[stiff forum]

[rustic sapphire]

The cake factory

[vestal briar]

wow

nice

[shut crane]

that's no cake

[vestal briar]

what you gonna be doing there?

[vivid osprey]

I don't want to be horny anymore. I just want to see her make friends and run into my arms when I come pick her up from school

[rustic sapphire]

Have you ever seen cake

[shut crane]

this is cake

[vestal briar]

real

[vivid osprey]

All round. Basically anything from ticket desk to running the café at the end of the route

[rustic sapphire]

This is cake !

[sour granite]

hm

[vestal briar]

nice man 🫡

[shut crane]

is bread cake?

[vestal briar]

hope you get it

[rustic sapphire]

Cake is bread
And bread is cake

[mental swift]

Theres no egg in bread

So no

[shut crane]

what if you make eggless cake

[rustic sapphire]

Its cakeless

[earnest verge]

Who dis

[rustic sapphire]

Chao oh

[shut crane]

it's cake

[mental swift]

massive amount of cake

[hearty salmon]

Isnt that NJ

[rustic sapphire]

Whats cake équivalent for boob

[hearty salmon]

Or is NJ the whole industry

[vivid osprey]

Rack

[shut crane]

nj lost the cake

[rustic sapphire]

Its chao oh and ying swei

[heady pawn]

Melons

[dark solstice]

thinking of buying the proper plans for Formi

[rustic sapphire]

Imagine melon cake

[hearty salmon]

Chai tea and Ying yang

[earnest verge]

What is the best dorm to buy in the game? or is any fine

[heady pawn]

And speaking of cake

[earnest verge]

Also someone told me to get the 2nd floor but it says its cosmetic only

[earnest verge]

WHOS THAT!!

[hearty salmon]

We love our carol , THE FIRST BUNNY GIRL

[shut crane]

they cookin in that bakery

[earnest verge]

WHOS THIS

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/booba-pepe-gif-19065644

[shut crane]

it's ryza

[hearty salmon]

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

[hearty salmon]

Rizz?

Skibidi rizz?

[cunning sundial]

[hearty salmon]

Omg skibidi rizz is a real shipfu?

This is so sigma guys

[heady pawn]

Yumia Liessfeldt from Atelier Yumia collab

[rustic sapphire]

Cake posting hour

Gentlemen

[rose spire]

Illustrious to be my maid

Belfast to be my maid

[devout bough]

why can't real women be like this

[heady pawn]

[graceful hound]

Can i pose uma nude

[meager vine]

drake cake

[graceful hound]

[devout bough]

sure

[graceful hound]

Here it is

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321143192006955050/1496133252769910945/image0.gif

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/honest-work-it-ain't-much-farmer-honest-work-done-gif-13983938260498736951

[heady pawn]

Chocolate cake

[shut crane]

the french can cook

[devout bough]

Duquesne

[dark solstice]

Gonna be a pain to get archive pics of formi gonna take a while i guess

[languid dawn]

Its milk time

i love da cow

[sour granite]

ok that is a bit much

[devout bough]

i posted that before with other mods and it was fine though

[sour granite]

it was?

[rustic sapphire]

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/its-over-gif-21200939

[devout bough]

yeah

[sour granite]

tfw its

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424415469196148869/1485629823622578304/20260312_203900.gif

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-moe-szyslak-bribe-chief-wiggum-money-gif-545386935428631853

[sour granite]

ah w/e

[heady pawn]

I only posted actual skin cakes

[devout bough]

it's okay Yuki we still love you

[shut crane]

what did you do pig

[devout bough]

I ate too much cake

[dark solstice]

i cant spell smh

[devout bough]

[dark solstice]

just found an animal that loooks like a Tic in nms and called it a Tic

[shut crane]

yeah no

[languid dawn]

what happen

[dark solstice]

they tasty

[shut crane]

time for the tick to go away

[languid dawn]

did i say some things against the rules

[shut crane]

well, it's gone

[dark solstice]

i removed it

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1484123598376403026/20260312_203523.gif

[dark solstice]

dont want you to get ticked off ;p

[torpid kettle]

here have a new one

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/comedy-genius-genius-comedy-clapping-clap-gif-24727274

[meager vine]

cow wife

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-gif-3420077132692060644

[devout bough]

i do my love my Chocco girls

[shut crane]

french chocolate

[languid dawn]

why ppl keep saying Mogger stink

[shut crane]

cuz she stinky

[heady pawn]

She gets sweaty easily

[meager vine]

mog gets sweaty when she wears too many clothes

[silent lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/nose-fur-kawaii-sniff-canine-gif-20552016

[hard vine]

where are the lickable feet

[devout bough]

about to get my Griffon Spit

[languid dawn]

Also she with almost 0 clothes: 💦

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1478854301647503440/20260304_213629.gif

[languid dawn]

Owariii

[languid dawn]

is this Ajax

[heady pawn]

Yes

[hard vine]

i specified lickable

and im only brought trash

[rustic sapphire]

Did i allready say this is peak mommy energy ??

[heady pawn]

Lick the stockings duh

[pastel oracle]

[vestal briar]

Nice man

[hard vine]

There are Griffon spits
and then there are Griffon spits

[devout bough]

yeah no i'm not playing the 7.0 one that's gonna face MiG-15s

I'd much rather be on the MiG-15 side

[hard vine]

Mig-15 bis*

[vestal briar]

Mig 15 has a disastrous roll rate

[devout bough]

bis is 8.3, bis-ish is also gonna be 8.3

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1487434794286452806/20260327_221837.gif

[vestal briar]

Good turn but terrible roll

[devout bough]

yeah, but they are effectively untouchable

[devout bough]

i play MiG-15s

[hard vine]

Are they not moving bis ish to 8.0?

[devout bough]

a lot

[devout bough]

bis ish from 8.0 to 8.3

[vestal briar]

I wanna get into it but I just hate the roll

[devout bough]

You get used to it

MiG-17 is much more enjoyable to me though

[vestal briar]

Yeah I wanna fly that

I just enjoy the sabers and vamps more

[rustic sapphire]

Whats your favorite girl
I judge them from 0 to 10
No mercy

[torpid kettle]

cant guess mine

[hard vine]

I despise the 15, i much prefer meteors

Nf13 my beloved

[vestal briar]

W

The french 7.7 one is good

The mb

[rustic sapphire]

Its owari or implacable

[torpid kettle]

neither 🤣

[hard vine]

The NF13 is special since it has 8.0 performance but is at 7.7 because some people cant aim with the gun layout

[vestal briar]

Aye

[dark solstice]

You didn't say it

[mental swift]

whats that green potion doing

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424415469196148869/1485629823622578304/20260312_203900.gif

[devout bough]

that's a crippled meteor though

[vestal briar]

The md 450

[devout bough]

oh

i love that one

[vestal briar]

Same

It's great fun

[rustic sapphire]

I give a 9

[devout bough]

Bit of a pain when fighting MIG-15s and F-86s though

again

moving them down was a mistake

[vestal briar]

I still enjoy it though

[vestal briar]

Yeah

[gentle charm]

Had my hopes up

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-throwing-brick-brick-cat-gif-9142560192559212520

[devout bough]

As someone with a 17-1 k/d ration in the F-86 i think it should be at least 8.7, with everything better than it moved up

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-zara-really-now-commander-theres-a-time-and-place-gif-16121913

[vestal briar]

For what?

[devout bough]

but then again, that would mean BR decompression, which gaijin seems allergic to

[graceful hound]

Erm, Ive a question

[rustic sapphire]

Holy 10

[languid dawn]

my bro

[vestal briar]

Yees?

[rustic sapphire]

New Zara skin when

[jaunty adder]

will we ever get normal skins again?

[heady pawn]

Nahh

[gentle charm]

That a person I missed was back...

[hard vine]

Did someone say Zara

[graceful hound]

If Africanwomen are called "chocolate", "Europeanwomen" are called "white chocolate"
What are asianwomen? "Caramel chocolate"?

[devout bough]

(this is cherry-picked, i got 17 kills in the F-86F-30 and got killed once before i stopped playing it and moved on to F-86F-40)

[vestal briar]

I flinch every time I hear the same Zara 😭 it's what my ex was called lmoa

[rustic sapphire]

No more casual skins
Only bikini maid bunny dancer skins

[gentle charm]

NOOOOO

[devout bough]

no way

[vestal briar]

A person who thinks all the time

[graceful hound]

Or black/dark skin

[devout bough]

what did Zara do to you

[graceful hound]

Not necessary african

[vestal briar]

Yep

[vestal briar]

Oh dude

[devout bough]

[gentle charm]

This is peak

[gentle charm]

Netflixify

Welma

[graceful hound]

I get many ideas when quitting gooning for a day

[rustic sapphire]

The pain

[graceful hound]

[vestal briar]

Generational fumble on my end

[vestal briar]

Real 🤣

[rustic sapphire]

Never got a gf so i dont have ptsd on women name

[gentle charm]

They made Welma black and removed her personality for some reason??

[graceful hound]

Rate my custom assault rifle

[vestal briar]

Keep your chin up dawg

[gentle charm]

I still haven't said a word to my ex since I broke up

[devout bough]

holy shit it's the AR-47 (idk infantry weapon)

[gentle charm]

It has been like 9 years

[graceful hound]

Its not
Just mixed parts

[gentle charm]

Even though I have seen her in person

[vestal briar]

Is that the business end of a SLR ?

[graceful hound]

I call it "Krankengewehr-33"

[devout bough]

my last relationship was in uni

[gentle charm]

Not FAL enough

[vestal briar]

That's what I'm saying

It's got a L1A1 forward on it

[vestal briar]

Unc piggy

[heady pawn]

Relationship ❌
Relation with ship ✅

[graceful hound]

It has StG-44 receiver, STANAG Mag, AR-18 stock, Mosin nagant sights, FN FAL barrel

[vestal briar]

Real

[hard vine]

The receiver is quite german

[graceful hound]

[hard vine]

Abakan gaming

[gentle charm]

Relationship ❎

Delulu ✅

[vestal briar]

More FAL

[gentle charm]

Rottepuller 🛒

[graceful hound]

What does delulu mean?

I live under a rock

[rustic sapphire]

Delusional

[graceful hound]

[vestal briar]

Fortnite game mode

[graceful hound]

aight

Man i wish i was born pre-2000
I wanna discover the wilderness of internet back then

[heady pawn]

Nah dial up was slow as heck

[rustic sapphire]

I've married more girls in this game than women I've spoken to

[devout bough]

It wasn't mutual though

[vestal briar]

Shame bro

You'll find the one

[devout bough]

we were close friends so one day i decided to shoot my shot

[graceful hound]

Unc pork

[devout bough]

the results is still seared into my mind

[graceful hound]

Imagine pregnant shipgirls

[devout bough]

she said she felt close and safe with me because i reminded her of her (girl) friend in her home prefecture

[violet panther]

[devout bough]

[vestal briar]

My ex said 'come over I'm home alone' and I couldn't go

[warm plinth]

Yikes

[vestal briar]

Games gone

[rustic sapphire]

Maaaaaan

[devout bough]

keep in mind i do not hide the fact that i played laner, i play laner publicaly back in uni and on public transport

[vestal briar]

I need to retire

[devout bough]

she also sat next to me at uni when i played laner

[vestal briar]

Awful

[graceful hound]

I've spoken to more women than my girlfriend

Because nature numbers are higher than zero

[vestal briar]

😭

[devout bough]

other than that i have girl friends but no girlfriends

[rustic sapphire]

Finding gf is hard

[graceful hound]

I have female friends

[vestal briar]

I hear you

[graceful hound]

My first ever friend in the kindergarten, and now, is also a girl

[devout bough]

how did that happen

[vestal briar]

I've already explained it once here 😭

[rustic sapphire]

My first school crush kicked the area between my legs in public

[vestal briar]

Damn what did you say 😭

[rustic sapphire]

Nothing

[devout bough]

i wish real women liked tanks

[rustic sapphire]

She got aware i loved her that's all

[spice dove]

"worst she can say is no"

[devout bough]

why the aggressive reaction

[vestal briar]

Yeah man

[rustic sapphire]

Im traumatized of girls since im 8 y old

[vestal briar]

Sorry?

Might need to word that a little better champ

[rustic sapphire]

My english is bad

[vestal briar]

It's alright but it looks like your saying your only 8 years old

[rustic sapphire]

Ahhh

I get it

[vestal briar]

Yeah lol

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-mutsuki-ark-royal-oops-gif-19384255

[rustic sapphire]

Character development

[rustic sapphire]

Big eye girl scary

[violet panther]

she would has terrible depth-perception though

[dark solstice]

No clue who she is tbf

[violet panther]

she is Manako, the Cyclop girl of special police force

[soft bough]

https://tenor.com/view/scylla-azur-lane-maid-scylla-azur-lane-gif-27591399

https://tenor.com/view/kashino-azur-lane-milk-anime-gif-11493708367339802340

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/manako-hit-monster-musume-tree-gif-20985880

[rustic sapphire]

I want to be that cat

[soft bough]

wow

https://tenor.com/view/admiral-nyakimov-gif-8516019642077235931

[rustic sapphire]

Very wow

[stiff forum]

tf

[rustic sapphire]

Mutsuki curse

[timid stump]

[meager vine]

[timid stump]

Mutsukiception

[cedar hawk]

creaturesuki

[rustic sapphire]

Bad quality montage from me

[rustic sapphire]

Whos that

[hollow quarry]

renown

[rustic sapphire]

Jeanne d'Arc ?

Oh my bad

[deep torrent]

katie perry won a lawsuit againts katy perry

[rustic sapphire]

What is this suposed to mean

[deep torrent]

that katie perry won a lawsuit againts katy perry for using her name

[mental swift]

every time I see an azur lane player on iphone

I explode

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[devout bough]

yay i have Avenger

now i can do a 4.7 lineup

[merry robin]

Isnt that the one i created?

[devout bough]

yes, i just cleaned it up and made it transparent

[merry robin]

That mutsuki cube became a thing after discord released wrapped for the year conclusion

I used too much mutsuki stares

It became a cube(cursed object)

[meager vine]

cubesuki

[merry robin]

@meager vine

[meager vine]

barba

[rose spire]

Gn fooki

[devout bough]

let me make my own

[merry robin]

[stark fox]

And?

[merry robin]

Make egyptian mutsuki pyramid

[devout bough]

i don't think i can

because pyramids are made up of triangles

[merry robin]

Ye cube better honestly

[mental swift]

I mean im just fucking angry that in my state azur lane is blocked on app store but unblocked on play store 😢😢😢

[stark fox]

[worthy pagoda]

use vpn or emulator

[mental swift]

and seeing y'all playing on iphone just makes me explode in jealousy

[mental swift]

Oh now you laugh at me

[merry robin]

I play on sammy

[mental swift]

Yeah laugh at me laugh at my eternal suffering

[normal comet]

[merry robin]

I used vpn to download azur lane. Cuz azur lane did not expand to my region

[stark fox]

[mental swift]

What platform

[merry robin]

Play store

[merry robin]

Its on play store

Just says not available to your region

[mental swift]

the game doesn't even appear on app store 💔🥀

[merry robin]

@pastel oracle

[pastel oracle]

[merry robin]

U checked play store?

[mental swift]

but APPEARS ON PLAY STORE AND I CAN EVEN INSTALL AND PLAY IT

[meager vine]

birb

[mental swift]

THE DUALITY OF MY REGION

[merry robin]

Then why u cant download from play store

[mental swift]

im not on an android

[spice dove]

is that actually an isp level block or just dns?

[merry robin]

Oh

Rip

[spice dove]

well not that it matters, you have your workaround

[merry robin]

Get a sammy lwk

[mental swift]

sammy fucking sucks

just another iphone

[devout bough]

prototype cube

[mental swift]

you know what doesn't suck though

[merry robin]

Special grade object

[mental swift]

those sweet sweet chinese phones

[merry robin]

Those are androids too tho

Why not like sammy

[mental swift]

But they aren't as locked down as samsung

[austere mesa]

🤖

[merry robin]

Wdym locked down

[mental swift]

locked bootloader

most probably can't root

[austere mesa]

~~just flash earlier firmware and isnt it like #off-topic ~~

[mental swift]

how can you flash when you can't root

[austere mesa]

tbh I'm sick and tired of Samsung bloatware, thinking to switch over to oppo

[mental swift]

yeaaaa this is what I'm talking about

chinesium over iphone wannabe

android is locking down anyways so it's mandatory to root before it hits

root and install android 11 and lineageos

[spice dove]

android is locking down?

[mental swift]

On September 26 yes

It's google's say

[spice dove]

isn't that just the thing where they make it annoying to sideload apps the first time?

and then you do that once and it's whatever

[mental swift]

Nah they completely block that

[spice dove]

source? kinda wanna read up on that

[mental swift]

They would only allow Google certified developers

aka play store

[spice dove]

okay no it is what i thought. yes, that's not wrong, but you still have this very annoying escape hatch

[mental swift]

https://android-developers.googleblog.com/2025/08/elevating-android-security.html?m=1

this literally means the end for old games/mod apk sideloading

and also this also makes the whole point of using an android

[spice dove]

https://keepandroidopen.org/en/

[mental swift]

pointless

[mental swift]

I mean would google really listen to this

[spice dove]

this does mention the escape hatch

i can't find the official post about it

i would rather they don't, but you can totally still sideload unverified apps after that

[gentle charm]

Children cling to their coins squeezing out their wisdom. Angels playing disguised with devil's faces.

[mental swift]

I mean

It only works until the os gets locked down

[spice dove]

which... is not something that's planned yet

[austere mesa]

what did the fox say 🎵

[spice dove]

look, i get it, this is stupid as fuck, but i don't see a reason to fearmonger stuff that hasn't happened yet

[low musk]

I miss, Nah

Himari hard

[mental swift]

no fucking way bro posted a gd video in al general

[austere mesa]

Would be cute if such a mini game was in AL

[mental swift]

actually it's does but yeah you get it

[low musk]

Wut

[mental swift]

ding ding ding ding ding ding

[low musk]

Hmm

Himari level code...

I forgot

[shut crane]

a new layer of control

YOU will only install what WE approve

[mental swift]

sigh the google monopoly

[shut crane]

for your safety ofc

[meager vine]

literally 1984

[mental swift]

"for your safety" bullshit if you install malware on a clearly open source platform that's on you

It's the people that are dumb not the software itself

😢😢😢

[shut crane]

oh, this app everyone likes, and is a major competitor to our and our affiliate app - it's a major security risk, can't use it anymore

we totally didn't get paid $10M to boot this app off the platform

[stark fox]

Stupid people make you money

[mental swift]

If you don't wanna install viruses just get a fucking brain

[mental swift]

Alas... that's the reality of the world

[meager vine]

ironic

[spice dove]

let's be real, there is no way google is backing out of this. and your only real alternative is... iOS?

[stark fox]

I mean you could Linux your phone if you hate yourself

[shut crane]

well, by nature of open source os, some phone manufacturers are planning to partner with custom roms to continue providing open phones

[mental swift]

atleast ios is scrubbing it straight on our face unlike google

[devout bough]

i feel so British rn

[woeful mica]

Hey you got any oil to spare?

[spice dove]

ngl i will probably just enable the escape hatch on the day it gets rolled out to me and then forgot google did this at all

[stark fox]

Depends. What’s it worth to ya?

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-merchant-what-are-you-buying-re4-shady-deal-gif-25857017

[mental swift]

i mean

They can disable it any time

[woeful mica]

I’ll trade 5 Sandy’s all at 125

[stark fox]

[spice dove]

ok

[stark fox]

You make a tempting offer.
That’ll get you 1000 oil

[mental swift]

And it's not even an android update it's from play services

[woeful mica]

Damn a 1000 for 5 Sandy’s at 125

That’s crazy

[spice dove]

... that kinda has to be OS-level, right? not every android even has google services?

[devout bough]

lemme check

[shut crane]

and that's why you then get a custom rom that's got that shit removed

[mental swift]

Every android has.

[rustic sapphire]

What kind of state block azur lane

[spice dove]

i could swear newer huawei phones don't get google services anymore

[mental swift]

I mean

[spice dove]

probably some other chinese brands also

[mental swift]

how do you keep your Google accounts signed in

[mental swift]

with Google services

[shut crane]

oiiiiil

[spice dove]

on those? you don't

[devout bough]

Only 360k

[mental swift]

If you remove it all your accounts

[shut crane]

micro g services

[mental swift]

I mean

delete it

it's gone

all your accounts gone

no youtube no gmail no anything

[spice dove]

how does that relate to anything

[woeful mica]

Level 150 commander

[spice dove]

well, yes, no google services, no google apps??

[mental swift]

oh sorry I got off track here

[woeful mica]

Do your worms glow?

[mental swift]

I mean

[woeful mica]

[wispy badge]

I spent so much of the coins in one of the event with UR I'm left with like 100k 🥲

[stark fox]

The only thing that glows is my pain.

[mental swift]

reject gmail embrace yahoo

[rustic sapphire]

Laugh at me

[torpid ingot]

gib oil and coins

[spice dove]

i mean, there are 2 options: this is actually google play services enforced so phones without it aren't affected, or it's OS-level and everyone gets fucked

knowing google, i'm assuming the latter

[shut crane]

the thing is, you can use google services without google play services - it's literally what micro g was made for.

[mental swift]

idk time will tell but before that I will just root my phone just to be safe

[stark fox]

🤏

[spice dove]

root your phone and... then what?

install grapheneOS?

[mental swift]

lineageos

[spice dove]

i guess that works

[mental swift]

GrapheneOS is for pixel

I think

[fresh pulsar]

crdroid

[wispy badge]

what's the most oil efficient way to farm exp?

[shut crane]

back in my day we used cyanogenmod 👴

[stark fox]

Highest level you can do

[mental swift]

CYANOGENMOD MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[wispy badge]

I want to push alot of ships to 120 for fleet tech

[torpid ingot]

14-4 for vanguards imo else 12-x is fine for both vanguards and mainfleet

[wispy badge]

but lots of those ship are bad and can't handle high diff

[stark fox]

“Can do”

And arguably the most oil efficient way is to use books

[tired crown]

[dark solstice]

Can you get every character to s class or A?

[mental swift]

exp for what

exp for the ships themselves or research

[wispy badge]

ship exp to get stat from lv 120

[mental swift]

Books

Or whatever pin said

[devout bough]

11-1

pretty sure

is that still the case

[wispy badge]

i'll try that and 12-x

thx

[devout bough]

11-1 for most EXP per oil

12-4 for most gold per oil

[torpid ingot]

mob for 14-4 any DD UR will work as long as you have the gold anti sub on it and for the 2 vanguard ships you are leveling lvl should be around 105 with decent gear(washing machine for cls/cas/cbs,repair kit for dds)

[devout bough]

i'd say just do 12-4 you get plenty either way

[torpid ingot]

boss for 14-4

[wispy badge]

I'll be mostly doing DDs to 120 now, including those white DDs

[torpid ingot]

meowficers dont matter that much but it helps to make runs faster

[torpid ingot]

then 14-4 is your go to

[stark fox]

What if I hate Musashi and refuse to use her?

[torpid ingot]

with x2 books

[gentle charm]

Me

[wispy badge]

I think i'll do lower diff, I want a full fleet that can get exp, not just 2 slot XD

[torpid ingot]

i think rafaello also works

[gentle charm]

I will not exhange for UvH or Musashi

[mental swift]

lion

alsace

soyuz

And raffaelo too yea

[torpid ingot]

if you are lvling up vanguards 14-4 is better imo if your lvling up a full fleet then 12-x is your go to

[wispy badge]

I think full fleet is more oil efficient so yea, gonna do that

[wispy badge]

Oh I rmbed we still have Op Siren which is completely free lel

is 3 DDs team viable in w15/16? XD

If I stack up the numbers with fleet tech

[signal delta]

[rancid compass]

i bet lvl 1 Mutsuki solo clear is viable

[torpid ingot]

ah yes cutec

[mental swift]

oh cool the nyotonga skin

[stark fox]

And the Monke

[vivid osprey]

I really like the Elise chick from the collab

No clue who she is, but I want to shoot

My shot with her

[mental swift]

she looks like a total milf

she bri'ish too

[vestal briar]

same

i think i got a shot

[mental swift]

nah you got an unfair advantage

[vestal briar]

ill pass the ball if it doesnt work dude

[vivid osprey]

Ive dated an Englishwoman before

I'm already bruved and luvpilled

[mental swift]

dayum

[vestal briar]

shit

are you sundayleaguepilled though?

[mental swift]

😭😭😭

[vivid osprey]

I had to pretend to like ManU

[vestal briar]

always works, 20% of the time

[vestal briar]

im so, so sorry

[mental swift]

(praying to the gods to not get banned)

[mental swift]

that's most probably her in juustagram

[gentle charm]

Jugdement awaiting the Kingdom of Heaven

[stark fox]

Too bad I ain’t listening

[vestal briar]

that must have been a terrible time of your life

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[vivid osprey]

Not at all tbf. I love seeing people get passionate

[mental swift]

i dont even care anymore

just do whatever you want to me

[vestal briar]

now, transfer this energy to a good team

(west ham)

[gentle charm]

Is this about the thing that happened earlier?

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/lewd-exultant-anime-laugh-sweet-gif-16881610

[vestal briar]

poor torp

[gentle charm]

Mogador died by getting shot in the ass

Getting shot by a 15" shell

She survived kinda

Her ass was destroyed though

[vestal briar]

'she died' 'she survived'

did she win the gulag???

[gentle charm]

I am on three hours of sleep, hold on.

[stark fox]

Portland survived having one of her legs blown off, her arm broken and spinning in a circle for 6 hours.

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/gulag-survive-welcome-to-the-gulag-gif-27052296

[rustic sapphire]

Go to sleep

[gentle charm]

"Both Mogador and her sister Volta were present during the British attack on Mers-el-Kébir on 3 July 1940, but only Volta managed to escape to Toulon. Mogador was struck by a 15-inch (38 cm) shell in the rear hull that detonated her ready depth charges despite not actually detonating itself. This destroyed most of her stern above water, but she remained afloat and was repaired enough to be sent to Toulon on 1 November 1940 for reconstruction. Both ships were scuttled in Toulon Harbour when the Germans tried to seize them on 27 November 1942."

[stark fox]

She celebrated by shooting Yuudachi

[rustic sapphire]

Poor doggo

[stark fox]

Portland’s survival is kinda funny

Cuz it got spun into the US firing on a surrendering vessel

When the Yuudachi was abandoned for hours at that point and also dead in the water

[tight roost]

https://x.com/i/status/2039763611598397507

Layla🌸 (@fcbtulip)

Can't we just sneak Alexia 🙏

X · Apr 2, 2026, 5:55 PM

Ayumu Murase's roles be like:

[stark fox]

Where boat?

[rustic sapphire]

Football girl skins

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/das-boot-thomsen-gif-18731736

I'm backkk

[vestal briar]

goated movie

[dark solstice]

one of the few truly intense movies

best character tho is

https://tenor.com/view/das-boot-alarm-gif-18747002

this dude

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/das-boot-johan-gif-21322966

i like him

[dark solstice]

he's pretty good too

[vestal briar]

good development

[dark solstice]

Thats the commander trying to escape the ship girls

[devout bough]

oh my

it's past midnight

i've been having too much fun with the British 4.7 lineup

Avenger and Firefly is so fun to run around with

while Churchill VII is straight up bunker

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/vittorio-veneto-azur-lane-daedalian-hymn-sardegna-empire-gif-21234036

[rustic sapphire]

Pasta beauty

[gentle charm]

I can do 4.7

Avenger is goated

[vestal briar]

real

[gentle charm]

User is "Lion'1938"

[viscid sedge]

one of my favorite moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Uxq70IAzs

[gentle charm]

I think it was that

I can check later

[tight roost]

Imagine a male seiyuu voicing a biologically female waifu

[rustic sapphire]

No, i want sweet women voices

[weary trellis]

Distraction:

[tight roost]

well,that's Istaroth from Genshin for ya

(fun fact:despite being a 100% waifu not a trap,she was voiced by a man)

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/girlfriend-doctor-girlfriend-venture-brothers-villains-villainess-gif-5264389

[mental swift]

I mean japanese people have crazy amount of vocal range

so if a male voiced a female that wouldn't be too surprising

they do shit ton of training even off course too

[tight roost]

you have Kianal KaslanASS' VA voicing a guy by the name of Alphonse Elric

[weary trellis]

I used to be able to do women's voices... until I breathed in chlorine gas

[viscid sedge]

in the Japanese version yes, but in the ENG version her VA is a woman

[rustic sapphire]

I listenned
I regret

[shut crane]

[gentle charm]

Twin got gassed

💔

[tight roost]

https://x.com/i/status/1999856840620773594

Seiyuu Corner (@seiyuucorner)

Happy 37th birthday Ayumu Murase! 🎉

Let's wish Ayu all the best @murase_pipipi

#AyumuMurase #村瀬歩 #村瀬歩生誕祭2025

X · Dec 13, 2025, 3:00 PM

https://x.com/i/status/2039763611598397507

Layla🌸 (@fcbtulip)

Can't we just sneak Alexia 🙏

X · Apr 2, 2026, 5:55 PM

spot the difference

[tiny kraken]

how many are those characters are women again? I have trust issues

[mental swift]

Is that the EN dub

[rustic sapphire]

Theres i few traps i bet

[mental swift]

are you fucking serious

[tight roost]

JP

[low musk]

Who play gd?

Gd gd gd gd

[weary trellis]

mom mixed toilet cleaner and bleach together... closed the bathroom door that had no open vents/windows.
I came home and got told to scrub the bathroom.
well, I started coughing 5 mins in and my eyes started watering.
came out asked what she did... she thought 2 cleaners are better than 1

[dark solstice]

watched the ending of pragmata and now feel sad 🙁

[rustic sapphire]

Geometry dash ?

[low musk]

ye

[mental swift]

This is why it is written on my cleaner that to not mix them with each other

[tight roost]

Istaroth and Li Tianxi are the only impostors so far

[low musk]

Geometry Geometry Geometry

[dark solstice]

Mom trying to bump you off lol

[weary trellis]

she is illiterate

[tight roost]

both are legit 100% ♀️

[mental swift]

😭😭😭 you gotta be fucking kidding me

[tiny kraken]

most of those are traps

[shut crane]

classic home chemistry

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/we-should-have-him-assassinated-assassinated-killed-have-him-killed-hire-a-gun-man-gif-14954404

[weary trellis]

to this day, I easily get throat infection. and I finally sound like a guy...

[weary trellis]

she tried before I was born

doctor said No

[rustic sapphire]

Holy

[dark solstice]

Glad he said no or no formi

[vestal briar]

damn bro

[tiny kraken]

holy shit even I doubt it ngl

[vestal briar]

that sucks

[rustic sapphire]

Saddest thing of today

[weary trellis]

oh well, after this year, I can cut her off completely. I have done my duty to my younger siblings

[tiny kraken]

mustard gas speedrun ☠️

[vestal briar]

yeah id get outta there as soon as possible

[tiny kraken]

man wtf ☠️

[weary trellis]

funny thing is I was aware of that because I was researching chemical weapons

not to make... just for trivia...

[mental swift]

man where can I even hear a clear sample

[weary trellis]

like why Japan has so few trash bins

[tiny kraken]

I've never heard of someone trying to unironically use it as a weapon these days. Usually it's done by accident or sheer ignorance. Man your knowledge saved you there

[tight roost]

[stark fox]

Because it’s shit

And a warcrime

[weary trellis]

unless you use it before others know its possibble

[stark fox]

And if you control the fucking wind

One gust and all your soldiers are now blind

[shut crane]

congrats, you played yourself

[weary trellis]

I'm sure DARPA can do that now

[tiny kraken]

airbenders would've been very valuable in WW1

[dark solstice]

a wind player ?

[stark fox]

Airbenders casually siphoning all the air from your lungs

[mental swift]

Crazy ass vocal range vro

[shut crane]

it's why everyone is building wind power everywhere, in peace time they make cheap power, but in war time you use them to blow winds at the enemy

[devout bough]

an important part of WW1 gas artillery was waiting for favourable wind

[stark fox]

Reminder that Monk Giatso killed like 100 Fire benders

[tiny kraken]

Funny how they don't do that for the sake of being kid-friendly

[shut crane]

can't have fire without oxygen

[tiny kraken]

same with water benders and draining the blood like a vampire

[stark fox]

Naaaahhh they can only do that during a full moon

Otherwise it’s too mixed

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/chandma-mahouka-koukou-no-rettousei-the-irregular-at-magic-high-school-anime-snap-gif-17728191

[stark fox]

And they cannot pull it out, just control it

[tiny kraken]

is that a weaponized sonic boom?

[stark fox]

Air benders can straight up yoink that shit

https://tenor.com/view/aang-atla-avatar-the-last-airbender-airbender-airbending-gif-15665855

[weary trellis]

technically yes.. made with a snap of fingers

[tiny kraken]

tbf, just control the blood out of the brain and it's gg

[stark fox]

Air Bendrrs HAD to be passifistic monks because otherwise they’d be overpowered

[vestal briar]

they nerfed him in the new movie smh

[weary trellis]

live action is the biggest nerf

[rancid compass]

but then the Air nation attacked

[vestal briar]

not live action

[cedar quiver]

Can we please keep the currently not even released movie spoilers low

[tiny kraken]

real. Imagine being able to control the very thing that made this planet livable

[vestal briar]

the new one thats coming in October or something

[weary trellis]

I shall remind people's of movies that they try to forget

[vestal briar]

all i said was hes nerfed

[dark solstice]

Ah wait it was mostly phosphorus that washes up these days my bad

[vestal briar]

the live action was bad

so bad

[tiny kraken]

all I can say is, Toph simps won

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dbz-dragon-ball-evolution-goku-redicnoamd-gif-6476586940163763069

[vestal briar]

yeah 😭

[cedar quiver]

The live action doesn't exist, like with the Pacific rim and mega mind sequels

[vestal briar]

watched the whole thing when it got leaked lmao

[mental swift]

Now its up on my pirate site too

[vestal briar]

goated

[tiny kraken]

make sure to watch it agaiin during release

[weary trellis]

Dragon ball Evolution, Avatar Airbender, Pacific rim 2 and Netflix cowboy bebop

[mental swift]

So now I can watch it any time

[devout bough]

what are y'all talking about

[vestal briar]

ive heard its only gonna be on Paramount +?

[weary trellis]

bending

and movies

[tiny kraken]

Isn't there a theatrical release or did I get baited?

[vestal briar]

no clue mate

[tiny kraken]

either way, if there's a theatrical release, people should support it. I feel bad for everyone who made the movie.

[weary trellis]

a few Singapore movie theaters closing.. not sure whats still open and what's not

[mental swift]

There was gonna be... until it got leaked

[tiny kraken]

they should push for it still

[weary trellis]

last movie I watched is... transformers one(twice)

[tiny kraken]

can't blame you

[mental swift]

last movie I watched is now you see me now you don't

peak movie

[mental swift]

it also has a whole ass F1 car

[tiny kraken]

Last movie I saw on theaters was Demon Slayer

[dark solstice]

Damn a shell detonated in the barrel of a Japanese tank

[weary trellis]

I wanted to watch Godzilla minus one, but waiting for Singapore release was so slow that I just forgot about it

[mental swift]

I've forgot about the theatre experience

[tiny kraken]

Can't fucking believe flashback central made me cry

[mental swift]

A long time ago

now I just watch everything at home