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She was one of the oldest battleship in service with the Royal Navy during WW2
Going what?
Come back 😢

I really like this woman. I will level this woman
FUCK

Where are you going
People either love women-who-look-kinda-like-men
Need her rerun
Or men-who-look-kinda-like-women
I got called gay for liking tomboys
Laaannnneeeerrrrrr

To Jutland 🗣️
imagine a gay start a family with a tomboi
No you aint

Cuz tomboys are still women
how much Cruise Fee to loiter around Jutland sea?
Idk
$6
more understandable
forcing Monarch to watch anime with Vanguard be like
Monarch forced to watch Overwatch ecchi with Vanguard
Imagine marrying all the shipgirls
Pain

there are
I love Vanguard
No exceptions

Wait
I don't think Monarch would like ecchi
Vanguard is so elegant
She's too regal
Someone in this server actually married all the shipgirls?
She's a big weeb though
yeah...right
Fr?
Why is she a weeb
Teach me how to to dougie
She likes anime canonically
At least on the surface
she is a british weeb
My semen
Stage 2 what the fuck
I didnt deny
Stage 2

I just wanna find out
Daniel
Which verse?
Roman 12:12

You read Bible I see
Office lady outfit 🤤
vanguard is definitely trying to hide it, default skin ex secretary idle 10 however is probably the closest to anything clear 
Hi there pookies~
Damn I thought this was makima for a second I saw this
"Reioyce in hope. Be paciet in tribulacion. Continue in prayer"
Who let this person back in
I will destroy you, Lion...
How are you doing today~
Omg, you're back❤️
Yes, I am
WOMP WOMP
Certain group of people gone, then we can have a big party and goon to anime girls together
Did you see my dm?

Nah we can go on a drive
And eat Wendy’s and uh
Look at the stars n shit

Eat at a local restaurant

Wendy is uhh, idk about it cuz it doesnt exist in my country
Maybe goyslop?
I’ll fly you to mi-
Simply things that're unhealthy to u when having them daily
so cigarettes
a cringier term to describe fastfood
This kills microchips so erm idk

what
I'm actually on a different account right now, sooo~
Hey hey
Oh I thought it was some typa restaurant
microchips?
yes
cig smoke kills microchips as i remember
You homosexual

Off with his balls
I wonder what's that 
im a catholic
the slop of the inferior aka goys
Ah
so you know how
a synnonym of junkfood, may be
im supposed to reject those
im selfdeclared O.O (cuz there ain't no o.o churches in here)

i had surgery on my right testicle twice
Mogador just needs to blow off some steam with commander
because testicular torsion is fucking painful
Your supposed to dislike them but not hate them
Cause god wants you to appreciate all people
give her

Did i just saw 2 rerun event banner...
i did not say i hate them

New Terminology, damn, can't even catch up
fuck you mean you got testicular torsion vro 💔🥀
Oh nah nah I was just saying
That helped you quitted gooning?
Thanks for the info I guess
i reject all kinds of LGBTQ things
I am going to climb this mountain to get a good view

i dont goon
good
I came to goon 🗣️🔥🔥
And i struggle with it 

I shouldnt get myself bored
in an AL Server of all things
How do you struggle to goon
yes
Is there just like not enough pictures
I've heard goons are bad~
god forbid a man play a gacha game

This chats on a generational run rn
self-control....
i play BA, AL, ZZZ, GI

bro plays blue archive
"Goon Responsibly" by Johnie Gooner
I walk around with a permanent post nut clarity. It's great
.2
It's got a little bit of FAL to it
peak/10
Just for that I give it 8.7/10
Mika what do you be searching up for it to auto correct to that
eight seven
looks like a coppered G3
G3 with SVD mag, Honey Badge grip, M4 stock, mosin sight
What's an rpe~
how american of you all
shut up
Add a bayonet
but im not american
have you considered birding
Game didnt have bayonet yet
What if I'm not American
Very American
i am a proud australian
Btw game name: Weird gun game (in roblox)
sort of
ah a roblox, understandable
L
it doesnt matter if you aren't american, this is a step towards citizenship.
These pictures accurately depict the song~
This one is with g3 original grip, and AK12 sight
bobux
bro wtf is your banner
my father
age verification
Wgg is what kept me playing roblox
wtf is wgg
giant ai jesus holding 2 rolls of dollarbills whilst breaking through a street i believe
weird gun game~
let me find the full image
i love cheese
my goodness me
I do too~
Parmesan, mozzarella, gouda, cheddar, cottage I like them all~
I am out of breath
i forgot that I've been here since 2021
badass Jesus with an stg44 when
Take your cylinders~
this server stinks!!!
My weak ass can't handle too much cheese
I havent try parmesan
you lame as fuck
That one was too expensive
bros probably lactose intolerant 😢😢😢
its so uniquely terrible i had to have it as my banner
What cylinders?
i LOVE cheese
Lesbofoidskissing.gif
oxygen, what else~
is this count as yuri and clanker?

Nah, I just don't like the taste of overpowering cheese
Bruh
i got six fuckin different cheese in my kitchen
Just Yuri
I wanna try drinking raw milk
A nap could work
why not clanker?
Person found brutally shitting himself
first person to inquire about that banner in 3 years btw
Sure~
what
Morning
how is that racist
but Sandrone is a clanker
You FUCKING clanka!
Hey hey
I drank expired cold-pasteurized milk before with no problems
ineffa is a clanker
Forbidden C word
sandrone is a clanker
It tasted like yogurt
ok, then she's a sentient robot
Is Clanka the soft one?
Clankers are made by human! They should have rights too!
do you kiss your AL wives with that mouth 

shit 100% tasted like kefir
Moaning

Nuh uh
i don't kiss virtual women
i kiss my girlfriend
he should wash his mouth out with soap smh
check my nickname in your mutuals btw~
sandyphile
hello schob 
You utter ningconpoos, they're automatons
*Spoken in an aristocratic fashion
Why is it tundra
yea
Has it gotten past a year yet
because it is
all it need is for Lynette to touch her, and her CPU goes gugugaga
we've been together since 8th grade
im now in uni
Gah
My silly ahh automaton cant be this cute
Columbina Pictures Entertainment :
I'm a burger
I may know another automaton
Evan burger?
Cecilia immergreem
correct
Did he just say his last name was burger?
Funny looking clock
a german clanker green Furina
Does he come with fries???
first thing i think about when hearing automaton is immediately Cecilia

have you ever cooked steak with popcorn butter
genshin is 60gb
Pathetic, mine is only 11 gigs
What her name again I forgot tho
me when im in AL discord server yet don't play the game
Cecillia Evergreen
Cecil Rhodes
immergreem
cecilia evergarden
wtf u mean evergreen
is optimization just a suggestion or something


OPTIMIZATION DOESNT EXIST FOT A GOONER GAME 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
don't download the skins 
dont download the game, ez
Brother there is literally an option between you downloading everything vs download the essentials
play trickcal instead thats actually better
trickal
or MSD
the cheek game?
buns
Yesh
ketchup
The spiki
pickle
and mustard
I died but I’m back
cheese
beef
Beef Patty
I like the design, but the gameplay, not so much
mmm brain synchronizing
Poor thing
the story is hard whalegated
wtf is that
around chapter 15-20 you are gonna FEEL it
Literally that one Rusty Chevrolet song
what sort of shenanigans did that chevy go through
Demn
How Americans leave their trucks and never fucking come back
And rather let them rot then give them away
bro probably listened to never felt this free before
well
its their car
Literally in a couple of years
those things are so large its unnessecary

Mail this to me please 🙏🏻
rip tires
Someone’s not American

indeed, i am european.
yeah WE are not burgerland
The oldest dust particle there was when Carter was president
which is why we have proper cars, not tanks that barely fit in a parking spot
I can’t even hate ts true💔
These trucks fit in parking spots
yeah, that Chevy is considered "medium" size of a pickup, compared to other Muricans'
Kei cars ftw
im just a good ol aussie
not here
Maybe not in Europe but in America they do just fine
probably there though because everything american is big
love me some fuckin crab boil though
I won't let her compete with me~
brother your SUVs are still kinda big
be Kei-truck in America, now that's "tiny little beast"
Daihatsu midget enters the chat
It's not everyday I come up with a great idea.. but when I do, it typically involves a jet engine.
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KEI CAR
"atleast not American" is now a compliment
incredible how certain cars in america arent road legal here
KEI CAR

WHAT THE FUCK IS UNRELIABILITY RAHHHH
Toyota
das auto
WHAT THE FUCK IS BREAKING DOWN
The best
icl
Facts
nissan makes better cars
I only drink mommy milk, no sandy juice
They do have one mean Japanese v8
Looking for a Hilux
kei-car vs other "regulars" be like...
i fuckin love nissan
Hiace hiiii
i saw that little-one on highway, i genuinely concerned it would be blew away
Looks like that one monster truck movie with the tentacles sticking out of it
Forgot the name
like you could live inside that fuckin thing
Monster trucks
Fking apartment
Perfect
Literally that’s the name
bro
It's actually just monster trucks?
Monster trucks
you could genuinely transform a hiace into a portable home
Oh wow silly tiny brain is correct for once
It's not a monster truck
and you'd be set for life
It's an offroader
Ik, but shapewise
I ain't a car guy I'm a bicycle guy
Monster trucks are only showhorses
horses...
I surely wonder if this has four wheel drive to be a off-roader
HORSES
Offroaders are the workhorses
Monster Truck ain't bad, but seeing driving it here would be seen as "what a waste"
i dislike american made cars
horses?
uma?
ESPECIALLY those big fuckin trucks that are the size of a nuclear carrier
You need to cut out the back seat section like I did
Yeah probably
those monster truck is wider than a Main Battle Tank
That is literally a showhorse

Detroit done took my kitasan black 💔
Idk Chrysler is kinda good design wise? I mean i understand why the haters hate it.
But they destroy them doesn’t it make them a show horse
the only respectable american car i enjoy is the viper
They destroy dragsters too
Oh yeah they're called stellantis/Stellaris rn
thats about it
It's all entertainment
Dodge charger 
fuck those
Marine's favourite toys
ugly ass cars
No mustang

no
No Camaro?
Corvette?
ESPECIALLY vettes
Yeah
those can rot in hell
but the VIPER
Caddilacs?
my beloved dodge viper
What about the Dodge Ram SRT 10
I got kitablack the horse not the card how shameful is that
I have three horses
i got both
shame on you
i dislike trucks
anything american except the viper

Well it has your favorite cars engine in it
Yes you heard me
I dislike uhh
even Harley Davidson ain't desirable in my city's traffic
my love for cars began with me having a viper hotwheel
do i give a single shit
its a TRUCK
and
viper test mule
not a death machine
Fair enough
The Beast is better
HD users in my city as such bums, always driving in convoys
Spitfire engine
Every European or other country person hates trucks I have zero idea why
okay no wait
Somehow more scary than a Viper
i forgot
MAYBE the exorcist is pretty cool
Okay bro
BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE IS AMERICAN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
BUT BESIDES THAT
DID SOMEONE SAY SPITFIRE????
Make up ur mind
HD user in my city nearly can't zigzag between cars in traffic
Mostly about the fuel economy
fuck every american cars


Clearly your police department can't be bribed
ROLLS ROYCE MERLIN IS THE BEST AVIATION ENGINE OF THE WAR
my goat bumblebee would look badass if he used the exorcist
Those goofus payed the police to escort them
27 liter V12
actually , u can count a day in a year that they ain't bribed
It's homemade
Ugly
Gets like 700 horsepower
the type of shit england makes is unreal
Bullpup car 😭🙏🏻
Using a Spitfire engine without the supercharger
like who the FUCK thought that would look cool
It is cool
Yeah when Eid Al-Fitr only, tommorow they're gonna go back to the same routine. Solution to those convoys is honestly just to outspeed them, they're so fat anyways
wanna see whats cool?

Most Merlin variants output like 1200-1600 horsepower
You haven't matured into good taste, sip sip.
kia soul.
95%of motorbikes in my city are scooter-sizes
although downgrading engine output for ground use is common
Yes, but no supercharger on the car
Buddy we both ASEAN here?
Damn 27L

tell me you're asian without telling me your asian ahh
It's beautiful
more than asian, a SEA

Rolls Royce was pissed though
Ayy shithole brother hiiii!!!!
Fakyou
your welcome
what
Apparently Rolls Royce Griffons are still in use as tractor engines, developing up to 3500 horsepower
Let me into your walls tomato
which is actually insane


i am like
We must assimilate to become the perfect burger
Holy shit
an immigrant here in Australia
I’ve matured into wonderful taste

I like me some classic 80s cars
migrated from a shithole called indonesia
Alah indo anjg
I’d say that’s pretty good taste

Tomato come back and pick me up
whatever the fuck it's using rn
talk in english
Am scared
Starting the engine is literally the same as starting a Spitfire
SODAAAAK
Too big
i despise my own country
just make the engine bay bigger
And that’s just horrible
this shit too simple
Daddy Wowo missed you
The tank, you dumbass

who?
also wasn't there a project to use the Griffon for a tank like way back in WW2/immediate post war?
Oh
i could have sworn that was a thing
and 25% of vehicles in my city are Chinese EVs
Wat fkn flag is that?
i migrated in 2024
Idk
that one gay president?
so what
Meteor was phased out for the Centurion engine
thats basically all of asia
I'm not in the mood to get shot by secret service rn

But 27L for a car ? Isn't that too much tho
almost 30 percent of the cars in asia is now chinese ev
A fkn battering ram
fair enough
oh good, that you are aware, nvm then
Look at the engine bay, 50% of it is engine
can't say i dislike em
The current owner drives it to the pub
Like a true lad
speaking of pubs
i might go to one rn
get me a bloody pint
oh my goodness gracious
Spoken like a true Brit
well
Probably would make a fire hearse, put the coffin on a frame on top of the engine and drive the car like a forklift
im scouse

not literally
Skibidikanyooo yo shirmanunu 🗣️ 🔫 🛥️
Scouse slenderman?
i fuckin love liverpool lad
Bitchass scouse
always had me sights on living there
Scouse as in the things you eat with tea and crumpets
Just like a jet engine capacity tbh 
i like how the internet collectively decided to call this "white girl music"
/ragebait
near the glorious anfield road
if they can shove a Griffon into a Spitfire
piss off lad
they can shove it in a Challenger
Only person to ever say that
4 super rare in just first try
im 100% sure you're from fuckin Manchester
and finally maybe it will have decent mobility
trophy alert
so what
TROPHYYYYYY
But lovely Belorussiya
you're all like fking bees istg
watched liverpool play at anfield
hi passing boy

can't get any better than that lad
It can
how
Boob
Go to Hertfordshire
Huh actually pig can I ask you a question?
Best county
Wait actually nvm that's a stupid question
cant be fuckin asked mate

only went there to watch Liverpool play yeah
Damn i should collect more cube of wisdom 🥀
Missing out
I have 0 rn
Stay away from Essex
time to lane
Especially Harlow
I'm sorry? Hertfordshire? Clearly Cheshire is easy better
lane the azur
i know that
iykyl
cheshire cat
oh we yanking him tonite? Aigh
though i kind of liked it at Brighton
Only reason Cheshire is the best county is because there's an anime catgirl maid named after it

Yeah that's the only reason bro
If she's a cheshire cat why can't she disappear? OH BECAUSE SHE AINT A CAT!
Hertfordshire clears
cardiff is wack
she's a good girl though
Agreed
absolute shithole that
I think brightoff is great
Anywhere in Wales
Bruh same
Lesser evil
you don't like sheep?
Sterling is also quite nice from the travel brochures
fluffy wuffy sheep
The Welsh love sheep a little too much
Not in England but eh, close enough
i want to go to Britain
Don't
out of all places i haven't been to Britain
Come to Hertfordshire
london is fuckin mid at best
sheep lover eh
You'll land in fucking Heathrow
i want to visit Belfast though
Nobody fucking likes Heathrow
Manchester is full of twats
That's Ireland
Go to Sheffield
Well yeah
fuckin Manchester
Where do you bought all of your cube of wisdom?(Sorry for grammar)
god people in Manchester are such twats
Unless you're a factory worker
Oh lol
Panty shooting😭
I've been to the ship before
I am glad I don't live in the UK
L
Gtg now chat cya
So glad I live in a village
The fuck did Manchester even do to you?
Bollocklicker
I'm a f2p so...
lad
Manchester is just shit man
So?
I got a classmate from Newcastle
i was walking through some street and a random fucker called me a rice farmer
IM WHITE
Clearly not enough
fuckin twats
god i despise Manchester with all my heart
ESPECIALLY THER FOOTBALL CLUBS
Either you apologize rn or I'll find the ICBM silo near you
This video IS from the channel @Ingenting Go and check his videos!
Move to bishop Stortford bro
Low cortisol
I would live in Wales, lowkey
leeds look comfortable ngl
Fuck y'all
Get a grip

oh man
Shaft too thick
fat bri ish thighs
omg Gloucester hii!!!!
Why do y'all wanna live on earth so badly

that's like saying youre ditching heaven for hell
Gloucester?
Nahhh😭
💀
I didn't bought the wisdom pack , I just grind it tbh
Balright

Stop pretending you sheep in man's clothing
Im f2p player too
top 3 things to see in london:
- ferris wheel that looks shit
- clock tower
- airport
I caught all four of your foot
i love Manchester
this is what london is to me
I love how discord both succeeds and fails to render the username
Manchester Manchester Manchester
No you don't
I gotta do a HMS Monarch
Why the fuck is my heart blue
Go commit repentance
top 3 things to see in Manchester:
- Goon
You fool im the pope of Essexism
- Leave
She's so cute though
I have Essex
- Get stabbed
wow britain stereotype here
she's so lewd tho
Perseus failing the most simple task in the background still catches me chuckling
shut up w⚓
That's Theseus
Call them a melt
Wait what
Is that black lad who steals pets for pranks in jail yet?
Isn't the background girl flat?
it's the ship of theseus
Misi or sum
I don't see no bubies
Oh I thought u not f2p sorry my mistake
i just have this obsession calling those types of guys twats or wankers
why not spanners
Kinda sounds like you need a therapist? Yknow?
trust me lad
Tomato soup is a warm milkshake
i dont
Anyways
all i need is a box full of beer
Britain can't be that bad
Like if you're just gonna call everyone of a certain style of life a wanker what does wanker even mean? 
it is that bad
i was almost pickpocketed several times in Paris and i sitll think it's great
i suggest you man search that up yourself
lucky for me i've been to South East Asia before so they were amateurs really
What do you know about purple aki
clearly haven't been to romania
I saw "unpleasent" people in LA, still cool place
So you're saying we need to train more? Notes notes 
How to rob pig :
- Give him a pic of any royal maids
- Profit
a nonce is what he is
He was around Liverpool wasn't he?
give me a Royal Maid
i'll give you everything in my possession
which isn't that much to be fair
I give you Scylla
deal
Fuck you that's mine
might be, yeah
you can have my debts too
Sirius is mine

Bluaaat
I call dibs on every royal navy ship haven't mentioned thus far
(it's a joke i'm not in debt)
yeah
mi bombo-
Sheesh man
🤔
Siriusly eccentric
Goonabl-


Love my Sirius
gargantuan boob
Indeed
Post humongous boobs
anyways
im off to the pub
Have fun, lad
need me a bloody pint now
Okay
I bought a elite ship
Down 3 for me
Admiral hipper, admiral graf spee
oh mate trust me
I'd be drinking more than three
2 lines of Charlie if you're feeling extra lucky
Whats your drink of choice?
Huge booba
Guinness
Fair fair
can't beat good ol Guinness
Future John Smiths old boy
I like me some moonshine
Blyat
goin to the pub after was heaven
I want this skin, but I don't feel like using money on gems rn

Plus, it's just a skin
Whats the name of the middle boob hole 
Idk
Woahhhhhh
i clenched my buttcheeks
Yea sometimes I'm consider again "buy skin or buy docks slot"
I retire most of my ships, lol
I only have like 80~


Albion might be replaced by Vanguard or Lion
Bigger fleets🤤
I want that
Bruh I don't have lion 
Same..
she will rerun next year don't worry
Neuron activation again 🥀

This is bless to my eyes
Same
Can i save this to goon?
MUSTARD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

That mustard gonna give you a tummy ache
Wrong german song brotha 🥀
all the lions must be loved
Aw hell nah
Indeed
German first ever chopper
I did the Köln meta actually worked
What would germans said when they saw il2s above them?
Guys which one is better, kaga BB or kaga CV?
Where's our air force!?
I drew it the character and the modern frigate
Wo ist unsere Luftwaffe?!