al-general

[sleek cape]

Don’t you hate when People leave such beautiful trucks to rot

[teal girder]

If it's rotten it's not beautiful

[sleek cape]

Did u even read what I said

[halcyon atlas]

that bih is dusty

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1493757348341092362/togif.gif

[sage basin]

I mean it doesn't look beautiful in the first place.

[halcyon atlas]

close second tbh

[teal girder]

Maybe bad angle but tire looks flat

[sleek cape]

Well duh not currently

[sinful vapor]

tire is flat

[sleek cape]

It was beautiful when it was used

[sage basin]

Even if it was, it's a truck. It's ugly.

[teal girder]

Unzen not flat

[sinful vapor]

at least not as flat as Hipper

[sleek cape]

Trucks are not ugly what bs are you on

[halcyon atlas]

what year is the chevy

[wanton pelican]

I am not allowed to post the other ones

I just posted that one since it’s my secretary

[teal girder]

Cybie is ugly truck

[sleek cape]

92 cause the front isn’t modernized

[teal girder]

Anything else I'd be ok

[sleek cape]

Early OBS Series

[halcyon atlas]

how lewd can one skin be

[teal girder]

Very

Sauna

[wanton pelican]

Pretty much

[halcyon atlas]

i mean i am a certified school uniform hater so i wouldn't know

[hearty salmon]

Shit

[halcyon atlas]

adding onto the swim suits of course

[sage basin]

Trucks 🚮

[sleek cape]

What are you

A car guy?

[hearty salmon]

Wait till you see manjuu break out the horndog artists for more AP funds

Then we’ll truly know

[teal girder]

They need funds to do loading screen

When was last update

[halcyon atlas]

this one is just pure peak

[meager haven]

Meh

[sage basin]

I don't see the point of owning a truck or why roads are full of trucks not used for their purpose.

[hearty salmon]

I imagine they have like a select group of the horniest yet most effective artists on call just in case they need more moolah for funding projects

[teal girder]

Imagine 10 or under mpg

[sage basin]

Other than compensation.

[sleek cape]

You haul things trucks are prolly the most important type

[hearty salmon]

Like a break glass in case of emergency type shi

[teal girder]

Your money your choice

[halcyon atlas]

easiest cash grab ever

as in easy money

[sleek cape]

As a v8 owner smiles per gallon

[sage basin]

Bro go look at the road and tell me how many trucks you see hauling anything

[hearty salmon]

Then when they see sales drop below a certain threshold they sound the alarm and they roll in with their drafts in hand

[meager haven]

Only ever see the oldest most beat to shit trucks haul shit.

[sleek cape]

A lot

And it’s usually what the kelp said

[teal girder]

I am also terrified of those shits falling off

[hearty salmon]

Couldnt be me

[halcyon atlas]

"belfast"

[teal girder]

But I guess the truck owner worries more than me

[hearty salmon]

I get 57mpg

[solid whale]

i think

we should

[sleek cape]

Prius owner detected

[sage basin]

A lot my ass

[gentle charm]

This is cinema

[hearty salmon]

Nah sucker fucky

[sleek cape]

Do u even live in America

[solid whale]

we should dig a moat

[hearty salmon]

I DRIVE THE MALAYSIAN PRIDE AND JOY

THE PERODUA MYVI 1.5X

THE KING OF THE ROAD

RAHHHHHHH

[hearty salmon]

🦅 🦅

[gentle charm]

I have a Porsche

[sage basin]

Lmfao no. Why would I wanna live in a shit hole?

[halcyon atlas]

Haku likes ropes

[sleek cape]

No wonder u don’t see shit hauling

[hearty salmon]

I have reliability

[wanton pelican]

[jaunty adder]

im here to remind you all im smart and you all are dumbsex

[sleek cape]

I don’t live in America

[jaunty adder]

have a good day

[hearty salmon]

And the ability to use regular

[halcyon atlas]

as you can see not at the moment apparently

[sleek cape]

GTFO this conversation lmfao

[jaunty adder]

[hearty salmon]

Mine isnt a hybrid taka

[gentle charm]

My Porsche is ballin

[solid whale]

as a red white and blue blooded american i can confirm this place is a dumpster

[hearty salmon]

Hybrids dont get a say in pure petrol engine efficiency

Sorry takag

[sage basin]

Shit hole.

[wanton pelican]

Neither is mine

[hearty salmon]

The hell you driving

[sleek cape]

It’s my shit hole tho

[hearty salmon]

A 1 cylinder?

[wanton pelican]

That’s just an old image of my Honda

[hearty salmon]

What kinda honda

[sinful vapor]

I mean the whole world will be a shit hole not too long

[hearty salmon]

I never knew you could go that high

[gentle charm]

I miss my baby

[sharp swan]

Is this your wife

[hearty salmon]

Damn my brain did a fart and thought faster than my hands could type

[sleek cape]

You never knew u could go higher then 1 cylinder?

[wanton pelican]

Nah, so if you notice I only went 0.1 miles

[lusty marsh]

Hi

[sinful vapor]

hi

[sleek cape]

She looks a little tired man

[wanton pelican]

Hi

[hearty salmon]

Takagi

I’m an ALO member

I have no reading comprehension

[wanton pelican]

Nope

[hearty salmon]

[gentle charm]

She is fighting in Africa rn 😭😭😭

[sinful vapor]

Takagi

[raw scarab]

Pulled in hope of getting elise, get everyone but elise and im out of cubes

Halp

😿

[wanton pelican]

[sage basin]

That's not a Tacoma.

[sleek cape]

I’m afraid she’s gone son

[sharp swan]

You need bote wife

[sinful vapor]

[hearty salmon]

I need to get a J*B

[sage basin]

With a machine gun mounted

[hearty salmon]

To afford to pay off my car

[sharp swan]

Buy a toyota Rav 4 3 door from 1996

[hearty salmon]

And then strip the metal chasis for carbon

[raw scarab]

Also mandatory question about when yamato

[wanton pelican]

I have a favorite ship

It’s not her tho

[gentle charm]

It's a Hilux

[hearty salmon]

Ah shit here we go again

[raw scarab]

Its long overdue for her already

[sharp swan]

You will not regret a 3 door rav 4

[hearty salmon]

[sharp swan]

Who

[meager haven]

Genuinely not even a consideration until 10 year anni.

[wanton pelican]

?

[gentle charm]

With Hihase engine

[wanton pelican]

Take a guess

[hearty salmon]

Why get a big ass off roader for the urban road

[gentle charm]

Cut and rewelded

[sharp swan]

Cleveland

[wanton pelican]

No

[meager haven]

Bache

[hearty salmon]

Iirc you love to spam nimi

[gentle charm]

New suspension and drivetrain

[sharp swan]

3 door rav 4s are Tiny

[wanton pelican]

None of those

[wanton pelican]

What

[meager haven]

It is not the Ibukkers

[sharp swan]

Taihou

Guam

[wanton pelican]

Never

[meager haven]

We all know that

[gentle charm]

Now I have a Yaris

[sharp swan]

NJ

[hearty salmon]

Yeah but still

[sleek cape]

I need a Ford F-350 Crew Cab Long bed that rolls coal, then ima take it to Europe and terrorize everybody and not be able to afford the diesel there and just get stranded

https://tenor.com/view/magnifying-glass-gem-gem-alert-spying-gif-8152235274896165137

[hearty salmon]

Why not get a sensible car

[sharp swan]

https://tenor.com/view/xa10-xa10-rav4-first-gen-rav4-1st-gen-rav4-rav4-gif-15130076769366787768

[wanton pelican]

Nah

[gentle charm]

Diesel is cheap compared to petroleum

[wanton pelican]

It is Ibuki

[hearty salmon]

Something that’s small and easy yet is built for urban roads

[hearty salmon]

Tf?

[sharp swan]

1995 toyota corolla

[gentle charm]

I want to buy a Honda Accord

I think they look nice

[wanton pelican]

1998 Toyota Tacoma

[sleek cape]

I prefer my vehicles big

[sharp swan]

I own a Toyotan't

[hearty salmon]

That doesn’t come from a year with a number that screams carburetor warm up required

[wanton pelican]

What

[sharp swan]

It's not a toyota but a toyota

At the same time

[gentle charm]

I have had so many Hiluxes

[sage basin]

AH A SUBARU.

[hearty salmon]

No I remember ur fav was smth else

[wanton pelican]

?

[sharp swan]

Nope

[hearty salmon]

That or my memory is getting shot-er

[gentle charm]

5 at one point 😂

[sharp swan]

Long before toyota had anything to do with subaru

[sleek cape]

Subaru is for lesbians

[gentle charm]

Sybauru

[wanton pelican]

The latter

[sharp swan]

And no it isn't a toyota matrix or a chevy cavalier either

[sage basin]

A DAIHATSU

[hearty salmon]

Yeah I agree

[gentle charm]

I had a Suzuki Jimny

[sharp swan]

I wish

They didn't sell em here

[hearty salmon]

Ahhhh Daihatsu engines a

[sage basin]

Well its not Suzuki. lol

[solid whale]

imma drive a civic

[hearty salmon]

The perfect mix of reliability and slow car fun

[gentle charm]

And I had two Korando Korean Jeeps

[hearty salmon]

I love when I step on it and my engine screams at only 4k rpm

But god damm

[sharp swan]

My car has a camry engine

[hearty salmon]

The feeling of being pushed back in your seat by only 100 hp

[sharp swan]

And the size of a corolla

[gentle charm]

My engine only do 2800 rpm

[hearty salmon]

Granted they make a lotta low end torque

[sleek cape]

Seeing how it is for cars in other country’s makes it such a crazy comparison to how America is

[raw scarab]

Tfw riding ev car

[gentle charm]

Turbocharged inline 4 diesel

[sharp swan]

The only ev i would ever own is a honda E

[sage basin]

funny how most american cars arent even made in america

[hearty salmon]

The bane of reliability

[gentle charm]

Fendt Farmer 105LS

[hearty salmon]

I see nowadays big ass suvs are now relying on turbos to carry the weight of a big ass car with a small displacement engine

[sharp swan]

https://tenor.com/view/riding-reversing-accelerating-honda-driving-gif-14710730

[gentle charm]

50 horsepower on a 3500kg vehicle

All you need

[hearty salmon]

A 1.5L turbo charged engine that has to lug 1.5 tonnes

[sage basin]

had a friend brag about how how his hellcat was american and all that and we laughed at him not knowing his stupid car was made 1 hour from where we were in fucking Brampton of all places. lol

[hearty salmon]

That cannot be good

[sharp swan]

Do not be friends with a hellcat owner

Or a bmw owner

[hearty salmon]

DORO BLOCKED ME

[sharp swan]

Or an infiniti owner

[sage basin]

bro i liked his hellcat.

I tried to push it to its limit and the brakes caught on fire.

[hearty salmon]

Nah

[sage basin]

all bark no bite.

[sharp swan]

Those are the 3 biggest red flags

[sleek cape]

Some places to build em are cheaper can’t even lie

[hearty salmon]

Do not be friends with somebody who’s a poser

[gentle charm]

This fucker makes 63 horsepower

[sleek cape]

Now if we put them all in America

[hearty salmon]

Fuck the car owner not the brand

[sleek cape]

Oh my prices

So yah

[gentle charm]

1.9L naturally asprirated 3 cylinder radial

Runs on Butonal

[hearty salmon]

Its always some bastard wannabe buying a big ass SUV to show off damn well knowing it’s only him in that 5 seater

[sharp swan]

Taste in cars is always a good way to judge how a person is

[hearty salmon]

[sage basin]

i get why the called them dodge challenged. shit cant even drive in a straight line let alone a turn lol

[hearty salmon]

And I hate them with a pasion

[sharp swan]

Fuck takeover kids

And fuck idiots at car meets who rev their cars

And do burnouts

[hearty salmon]

I’m more on the side of “If you love it because you love it , I love you”

No homo

But dont buy something because other people like it

You’re the one footing the bill

[sleek cape]

My taste in cars are V8s

Nothing more nothing less

[sage basin]

"haha car make sound"

[hearty salmon]

At least respect yourself to buy something you love

Or do something you love

[sharp swan]

Unironically I have more love for people customizing and/or restoring slow daily drivers than I do anyone driving new BMWs at car meets

[hearty salmon]

Can’t deny tho , some of the guys pulling out from meets have some banger ass exhaust systems

[gentle charm]

I like I8s

Long bois

[hearty salmon]

Growling I6 BMW is one of the noteable ones

Sexy beast

[sharp swan]

I8s are cool, and they aren't driven by morons

[sage basin]

too much weight in a v8, prefer anything with a v6 or less.

[gentle charm]

Brutus

[gentle charm]

Truth nuke

Car entusiasts are mostly dumbasses now

[sage basin]

Kinda want a GR GT if it's not built like shit and costs an arm and a leg lol

[sharp swan]

New BMW M3s and similar models are driven by entitled rich kids who have no care

[hearty salmon]

This is from before the war when we could still dick around

[sleek cape]

Why is it always the weight thing with v8s

[sage basin]

All BMWs these days are driven by idiots lol

[sharp swan]

Can you even afford one?

[sleek cape]

I’m telling u it was only a thing with those dodges

[sage basin]

yeah

[sharp swan]

They're gonna be like 300k

Damn

[gentle charm]

Cars are becoming more and more like appliances

[sage basin]

ok definitely yes. lol

if it's gonna cost 300k tho i dont want it.

i'd rather get a GR Corolla at that point

[sharp swan]

LFA was that much

[hearty salmon]

All that weight and the torque still causes such massive Traction loss

[gentle charm]

I want like an old Land Rover

[sleek cape]

Awd exists

Rwd is NOT the only factor out there

[sharp swan]

GR GT is targeting LFA pricepoint about, it's a shame V10s are outlawed now tho

[hearty salmon]

And people can still spin out on an AWD

[sleek cape]

If they don’t know how to drive

[hearty salmon]

[sharp swan]

There is like no point anymore for V10s to exist and it's sad

[hearty salmon]

RIP LFA

[sage basin]

I like having actual control and not feeling like my car is a boat.

[hearty salmon]

you were a beauty then

A beauty still

[sharp swan]

They're making an ugly sequel to it that's an ev

[hearty salmon]

God I am a sucker for it

[sleek cape]

That was only a thing with the challengers Oml

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-crazy-crazy-ishowspeed-speed-crashing-out-gif-13267980027367138180

[hearty salmon]

Sexier than even a V12

But maybe not as sexy as this pic of the indomir

[sharp swan]

ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS NOT MAKE IT AN EV

[sage basin]

Bro I remember when they released the F Type and it was so twitchy and liked to break traction if you looked at it funny so they added AWD

Shit was still twitchy and liked to break traction lol.

[sharp swan]

TOYOTA HAD 1 JOB

[sleek cape]

In this economy no can do

[sinful vapor]

Makima

[sharp swan]

GR GT is a V8

[gentle charm]

Death

[sharp swan]

And that's the same exact chassis

[sage basin]

Twin Turbo too lmao

[gentle charm]

You've lost your balls

[hearty salmon]

[sleek cape]

I’m a muscle car person I’m out of my league

My bad twin

[sage basin]

It's also a hybrid lol

[hearty salmon]

I have no idea what this is

But I laugh at people who buy big hp cars and overrstimate their skills

[gentle charm]

I like offroaders

[sharp swan]

I like compact cars

[gentle charm]

Father raised me that way

[sharp swan]

Mostly

[sage basin]

Every truck owner ever lol

[gentle charm]

I love coupes, classics, and pickups

[sharp swan]

I love it when people modify compact cars

[sage basin]

Actually, every muscle car owner ever lol

[hearty salmon]

🤝

[sage basin]

The amount of people buying a Mustang or a Challenger and crashing that shit lol

[sharp swan]

I drive one of the most niche Toyota coupes ever

[sleek cape]

Good vehicles mostly the drivers

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/liz-truss-tank-liz-truss-foreign-secretary-liz-truss-mp-elizabeth-truss-gif-24181486

Challenger?

[sage basin]

Sorry, Challenged.

[gentle charm]

Fuck..

[sinful vapor]

MFW I saw an old school Toyota Supra the other day

[gentle charm]

I am literally a Challenger

[sleek cape]

Which one

[sharp swan]

i'm pissed off toyota decided to make it hell to manual swap it, and also that the manuals for it are extremely unreliable

[sleek cape]

Mk1?

[gentle charm]

FV4034 is the Chally 2

[sleek cape]

Mk2?

[sage basin]

inb4 he says the A90

[sharp swan]

What the hell is with the 2AZ engine and unreliable manual transmissions

[sinful vapor]

I only saw a bit of it since I was driving to work, person was driving the white one.

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/fv4005-wot-wot-blitz-world-of-tanks-shrek-rizz-gif-1282590711689902998

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/centurion-tank-military-military-tank-gif-8734856766852037569

[sage basin]

Did the stop making the 4 cylinder A90 Supra or something?

[sleek cape]

[sharp swan]

If I could have manual swapped it easy and had it last long I would have sourced a TRD Supercharger and install it

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-gif-20142429

[sage basin]

I know they released it and I wanted to swap it out but I can't find any lol

[sleek cape]

No.

Not it bro

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-get-real-t34-stalinium-gif-25765558

[sharp swan]

Toyota

[dark solstice]

If on airbags ok

[sinful vapor]

found it

[sharp swan]

Also no

That is not mine

[sleek cape]

Peak

[sharp swan]

And no i do not like its suspension

[sinful vapor]

saw the person driving it

[sharp swan]

I fucking hate camber and lowering

[gentle charm]

Can I daily drive a Valentine to work?

[tight roost]

DoY sexier

[gentle charm]

I need to make something like it in Sprocket

For my country

Jänne

[sinful vapor]

I used to see these Supra models more often in the streets in the 90s

[sleek cape]

Ah yes Japanese company build truck in America and make Japanese v8

[gentle charm]

One singular tank

[sage basin]

oh i had one of these in black. lol

[dark solstice]

Wouldn't a cromwell be faster ?

[sinful vapor]

but to see one today....much rarer than a lambo

[dark solstice]

Oh the luxury to have a Rev counter

[gentle charm]

Maybe

But this tank is gonna be fire

ɑ̆ᐊΕ τλψ̀ ςψ̀υς̀

[sage basin]

If I wanted all sound and no performance, I'd just get a horse.

[sinful vapor]

another peak color

[gentle charm]

Jänne Infantary Assault Vehicle

[sinful vapor]

[sleek cape]

That shit made no sense

[gentle charm]

It's a real language

[late shale]

Hmm

[gentle charm]

Cantherran I believe

Suhil?

[sharp swan]

Buy a kei truck

[sleek cape]

And put a rocket engine in it

[gentle charm]

Paahol nhui

[dark solstice]

My first car had no Rev counter

[sleek cape]

https://youtu.be/LZNCMpX43WA?si=_JIe4sPohl49guML

[sharp swan]

Or buy a yugo GV

[gentle charm]

My first car was a Korando

[dark solstice]

The speedo also stopped working an odd time had to get in below and contortion the hand to put new speed sensor in

[sharp swan]

My first car was an EM2 Civic

I WAS GOING TO ENGINE AND TRANSMISSION SWAP IT

[gentle charm]

I don't have a liesence yet, because I'm lowkey lazy

[sharp swan]

But then the timing cover came loose and knocked into the belt

[sage basin]

you dont need one, just don't be stupid on the road.

[sharp swan]

So engine destroyed before i could even start

[dark solstice]

Citroen saxo east coast 1.1 litre

[sage basin]

just dont give them a reason to pull you over lol

[gentle charm]

So I just drive illegally

[sleek cape]

Basically

[sinful vapor]

It is only illegal if you are caught

[gentle charm]

Ehh

[sleek cape]

John u would get caught cause u needed to pull over to eat a burger

[gentle charm]

I only got sent to the hospital once

[sharp swan]

If there is one brand you should never buy it's Hyundai

[dark solstice]

Only drove a tractor handful of times before I got the car with no license throught I was the king of the road kinda dumb now thinking back

[sharp swan]

AVOID ALL HYUNDAIS LIKE THE PLAGUE

[sage basin]

I'd get a Veloster N tho

[sleek cape]

AVOID ALL ALTIMA DRIVERS

[gentle charm]

Tractors are scary when you go past 40kmh on bumpy dirt road

[sharp swan]

Don't they're not reliable

[gentle charm]

My John Deere is

[dark solstice]

Depends which era

[gentle charm]

1130

[sage basin]

I trust Nissan drivers before I'd trust a truck driver.

[gentle charm]

70s😭

[sharp swan]

A GR corolla is more reliable than a veloster N

[gentle charm]

Roof barely holding on

[dark solstice]

7040 has cab and front axle suspension 50kph CVT

[sage basin]

Well yea, I also get AWD lol

[sinful vapor]

I miss driving a 2004 Nissan Xterra

[dark solstice]

Old Ford Tw-15 my old boy drove would have you bouncing all over some roads at 30kph

[sharp swan]

I cannot wait to see the 4 cylinder GR corolla

[sleek cape]

So u trust me??

Wow man that means a lot

[sharp swan]

The 3 Cylinder was a crazy engine as is

[sage basin]

The only things I look at these days are any lightweight AWD cars.

[dark solstice]

Still hoping to buy one if I can find it

[gentle charm]

Bouncy

[tight roost]

Rie Tanaka has alot of great waifus she voiced.
DoY,Rosetta,Nep the GOATagonist,Mitsuru,Himeko,Isabel (RIP),Chii,Lacus Clyne,Maho Nishizumi,Mimori,LTLX7000,Sakuya Izayoi and more

[gentle charm]

I love tractors

[sharp swan]

I bought my Scion tC because that was the only thing around me I could actually trust. And my god despite it being auto is it fun to drive

[gentle charm]

Tractorphile

[sharp swan]

I had to get rid of my Hyundai Accent because the thing was cutting power

Like randomly it would get stuck at 2000 rpms

[dark solstice]

It was compared to now but I would love to find that exact one and bring it home

Still got its original number plate 😅

[sleek cape]

Powerstroke

[sharp swan]

Getting stuck at 2000rpm on US highways is a death sentence

[sage basin]

I just need a replacement for my WRX VT14R. They don't make the parts for it anymore and I'm not that much of a mechanic to fit new parts into it.

[dark solstice]

You need more gears

[sleek cape]

V8s on the interstate is like flow state to me

All this time speeding illegally I can do it legal??

[dark solstice]

You know what I never understood ?

[sleek cape]

?

[dark solstice]

Why in some films do the driver shift an auto in the pulling gears like it's a speed boost ?

[sharp swan]

The only problem is when people are idiots and begin to tail other cars on the highway ngl

[dark solstice]

Also vin diesel shifting through 50 gears 🤔

[sharp swan]

And most of the time it's people in SUVs or anything with a v8

In my experience

[dark solstice]

Most I have seen was 32 gears

[sleek cape]

Watch fast and furious

[sharp swan]

Worst part about driving small cars is being tailed by fuckin SUVs and crossovers

[sleek cape]

And watch a 5 speed turn into a 10 speed

[dark solstice]

That's what I'm thinking of

[sick crest]

Break check them

[sleek cape]

On the interstate u don’t really get tailed u have 1 goal with everybody

[sharp swan]

You can do that

[sleek cape]

Get the fuck away from the truckers

[sage basin]

Just slow down. When there's a gap, gun it, then make a last second lane change when you catch up to a slow car.

[dark solstice]

Engine break more effective because brake lights don't come on

[ember spindle]

huh discord gave up and popped the free nitro trial on my behalf

[dark solstice]

Then they don't realize you slowing muhahaha

[ember spindle]

ok i guess i get to now ❤️

[sleek cape]

Boost now.

[sick crest]

[sharp swan]

I sadly don't drive on interstate so everything's a clusterfuck

[dark solstice]

Free nitro but want your details to get it 🤔

[sleek cape]

Interstates fun

[sleek cape]

Sometimes when police isn’t lurking you can push a solid 100 and still have someone on your ass

[sharp swan]

The highways i drive on every day are hell

[dark solstice]

American police are strange

[sleek cape]

GSP scares me

[dark solstice]

Watched a police chase that went on for ages with the driver doing like 10mph

[stable plank]

the f150 with their high beams on kissing my bumper as i go 50 over in a school zone

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

[sage basin]

i highly doubt its a joke

[sleek cape]

Me when I pass the idiot going 100 in a 55

[stable plank]

well. the going 50 over part is. the f150 part is not

[sharp swan]

Me throwing pasta at the guy going 60 in a school zone

[sage basin]

Also, it's always a dumbass in a Ford F1Shitty

wow i need a new keyboard lol

[sleek cape]

F150 sir

[dark solstice]

I hope you give him hand signals to show how disgusted you are with their speed

[sleek cape]

I will

[stable plank]

you know what ford stands for right? stands for fix it again, tony

[sharp swan]

No

[sleek cape]

Found on road dead

[sharp swan]

Found on Road Dead

[dark solstice]

Fix or repair daily

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/sandrone-kiss-sandrone-genshin-impact-gif-6601981374604112803

[dark solstice]

Fierce on red Diesel

[sage basin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pocket-sand-dale-gribble

[sharp swan]

Fix it again is Fiat crysler

[burnt idol]

Wasnt it fossex ossex ressex dessex?

[stable plank]

im glad someone understood it

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/yuri-yuri-expert-i-love-yuri-i-freaking-love-yuri-yuri-licence-gif-9988333502784798675

[dark solstice]

Messex

[sleek cape]

Your goated twin

[sage basin]

i forgot which ep it was. i just remember it lol

[stable plank]

I'm pretty sure its from the very first episode

[dark solstice]

Who is Yuri ?

[sick crest]

Google yuri

[sage basin]

i thought it was the one where he chopped his finger off ngl lol

[meager haven]

On ice

[sleek cape]

Google it

[stable plank]

if not its in the first season for sure

[sleek cape]

Have yall ever watched that red asphalt thing

For drivers ed

[dark solstice]

Of course you mean Yuri Gagarin

[tiny kraken]

I like me some girls kissing

[ember spindle]

jp term for girls' love, i.e. media involving women being gay

[sleek cape]

ZANIIII

[dark solstice]

Red asphalt? You mean the rumble strips ?

[sleek cape]

RAHHHH

[sleek cape]

Like the thing that shows gore and

[tiny kraken]

Yuri Gagarin reborn into a lesbian Russian girl

[sleek cape]

Traumatizes you

[sleek cape]

Please nobody search that up

[stable plank]

it is indeed from the opening scene of season 1 episode 1

[dark solstice]

I won't until tomorrow at least

[tiny kraken]

So people getting dragged across the road?

[dark solstice]

Good if you have an itchy back

[sleek cape]

It’s supposed to scare teens into driving safe by showing real dead bodies

[tiny kraken]

☠️

[tiny kraken]

Damn ☠️

[sleek cape]

Which traumatizes them

I don’t think it makes them drive safe

[tiny kraken]

I've seen more drunk drivers these days

[dark solstice]

Free Trauma before you even get on the road

[sleek cape]

Exactly

Like what does it do

Make u not wanna drive

[tiny kraken]

Exactly

[dark solstice]

I am more scared of not driving and being a passenger 🤔

[sage basin]

If you wanna make people not drive, fix your damn transit system.

Fucking so many bums and people shooting up drugs in my city's transit system and they say it's better than driving a car in the city.

[ember spindle]

it doesn't come with the boosts apparently

[dark solstice]

I take the train odd time would be better if the seats were comfy and you had room 🤔

[ember spindle]

yes

[sleek cape]

When I genuinely see a Miata and I get on the interstate and I lowkey see a semi behind me and I know it’s over

[ember spindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/621426141705797651/967960447749865522/VaCoZoqx.gif

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-say-wallahi-bro-say-wallahi-bro-say-wallahi-ishowspeed-meme-gif-6816236574865797031

[sage basin]

Bro they changed the seats on the new bus to smooth plastic seats.

If the bus driver ever needs to make a turn or hard brake randomly, you slide off the seat lol.

[dark solstice]

Sounds about right

[sleek cape]

I hope you shit you shit yourself when it happens

[dark solstice]

Probably a combo of being cheaper and easier to clean

[sleek cape]

Oml am I dying

[sage basin]

Compared to the old fabric seats? Yeah. lol

[severe lion]

I just rented the argus skin

[sleek cape]

My English is exploding

[sage basin]

Bro they dont even texture the seats. It's just flat plastic.

[sleek cape]

Ah yes I hope you shit you shit yourself

[severe lion]

Azur lane is just smut now

[sleek cape]

FAHH

[sage basin]

man the v8 fumes is making you dumb as fuck

[severe lion]

[sage basin]

must be the lead

[sleek cape]

I’m telling u it’s smelling to goo

I CANT EVEN SPELL GOOD

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-crazy-crazy-ishowspeed-speed-crashing-out-gif-13267980027367138180

[sage basin]

must be the lead gas

[heady pawn]

It smells good tho

[dark solstice]

The seat?

[sage basin]

lick your walls.

[sleek cape]

I smelled to much of the v8 fumes

Now I’m in a white room

[dark solstice]

Castrol r nicest smell

[heady pawn]

No the leaded gas

[sleek cape]

They have a 4 door Camaro in this white room

I’m tweaking

[dark solstice]

Damn we had that back in our day

[sleek cape]

[dark solstice]

It was heavier too

[sage basin]

OH HE SAID THE MAGIC WORD

Now I gotta go find the video

[dark solstice]

Which one 🤔

[karmic delta]

Oh rime

You still exist

[sage basin]

[karmic delta]

I thought you like

Perished

[sleek cape]

NOOO FUCK NO

NO

NO

YOU DEMON

YOU BITCH

[sleek cape]

YOU ANTI CHRIST

YOU SATANIST

NO

NO

NO

[karmic delta]

Uh

[sleek cape]

WHAT HAVE YOU DO E

[dark solstice]

Should pour petrol in the charging socket then connect

[sleek cape]

DONE

[sage basin]

@sleek cape be like

https://klipy.com/gifs/sit-ups-spongebob-1

[severe lion]

Hello

[sleek cape]

YOU ELECTRIFIED THE MUSCLE

https://tenor.com/view/speed-say-wallahi-bro-say-wallahi-bro-say-wallahi-ishowspeed-meme-gif-6816236574865797031

[stable plank]

glowing my worm rn

[sage basin]

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE GRANDPA

[sleek cape]

NO

THIS CANT BE

It’s ai right

It’s just really good ai

[violet panther]

[sage basin]

you know what really triggers the old people? putting that metal cap on the metal trunk lid lol

[dark solstice]

Get this man a Tesla to cheer him up

[sage basin]

"YOU'RE GONNA SCRATCH THE PAINT" who cares

[severe lion]

I would like to initiate a short dialogue on the unabashed lasciviousness of the skin for Argus.

[sleek cape]

Nah

I just hate the fact it’s electric

[karmic delta]

Well well well

[severe lion]

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-nod-agree-gojira-heisei-gif-17184310

[severe lion]

[sleek cape]

If u scratch the paint u scratch it

It’s fixable

[sage basin]

why? cause it has actual performance figures other than how high the dB meter can go? lol

[sleek cape]

Muscle cars never were ment for performance

I mean we can talk about it all day

[severe lion]

Do you want to talk about azur lane in the azur lane discord in the azur lane general chat

Instead of fucking cars

[sleek cape]

You want to fuck cars?

[sleek cape]

Man you are freaky

The hells wrong with u

[severe lion]

No but I know a guy

[severe lion]

He wrote a two hour album about fucking cars

Its great

Maybe ill post it in

OFF TOPIC

[dark solstice]

There was a tv show covering that sorta thing years ago

[sleek cape]

Maybe I’ll stop being a

[dark solstice]

The guys were getting a bit too intimate with their cars

[heady pawn]

We talk about anything here, not just the game
Yesterday, it was all about planes

[sleek cape]

BITCH.

Anyway

[sleek cape]

[severe lion]

I sent the album in off topic

Enjoy

Car fker

[sleek cape]

@sage basin come back I miss you

[sleek cape]

😢

[severe lion]

Why argus skin straight up porn

[heady pawn]

Why not? The game is full of it anyways

[severe lion]

Like all the new l2ds have implied sex right but

[sage basin]

Shimakaze hour

[severe lion]

[wanton pelican]

[sage basin]

looks up shima images

Wow it's all the 1 artist who draws lewds....

[wanton pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-shimakaze-gif-23053743

[sage basin]

aight wheres the closest safe shima picture...

[sleek cape]

Let’s talk about the peak of cars

[sage basin]

That isnt drawn by that lapis dude

[heady pawn]

Seggs = money
Vanguard proves it

[sleek cape]

A Toyota Prius

[severe lion]

Argus has it from multiple angles and she does a thing with the popsicle after

[oblique sinew]

id her from all angles

[severe lion]

Is this the first time we get an elite with an l2d like that

[severe lion]

Its okay to be attracted to shipgirl

Thats why we are here

[oblique sinew]

takagi my beloved

[drowsy dagger]

The Mecklenburg we used to have before Mecklenburg herself, Demon Lord Devonshire

[severe lion]

Touch the untied biki strap on left

[wanton pelican]

Synd

[severe lion]

Then send me screenshot

[sleek cape]

Stop flirting

[drowsy dagger]

This is Argus?

[wanton pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[oblique sinew]

i should buy gems

[severe lion]

Takagi show us argus riding the huge inflatable torpedo

In her new skin only 1180 gems

[severe lion]

Now touch tummy

[heady pawn]

Eromanga Sensei reference

[cedar quiver]

Would this be not allowed because its premium ingame content, or not allowed due to it being erotic

[severe lion]

You can rent the skin for free

So not premium haahha

[cedar quiver]

Okie

[wanton pelican]

Because it’s premium in game content

That is a new one

[severe lion]

[light fable]

Gotta top up $80 more for the rest of the skins

Maybe....

[severe lion]

And the returning skins

[light fable]

[static sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1495846980939677897/argus_icecream.gif

[severe lion]

Game isnt about ships no more

[light fable]

Just switch back to their default skins.

[severe lion]

Oh u right

[severe lion]

Dumb arsene implies the existence of a smart arsene

Which is

Impossible

[light fable]

And switch back to old UI. Just like the ol days

[heady pawn]

That's not the real old UI tho

There was another

[severe lion]

Idk if I have ancient ui picture

[heady pawn]

The tabs on the button used to be white, with black texts

[light fable]

This one

[heady pawn]

Yea that one
I got the tabs mixed up

[light fable]

I hold onto that screenshot. Took it just before the UI update.

[solid whale]

i can fix her

[sage basin]

looks at the active trophy rule

[severe lion]

Goodbye guys

My time is up

[violet panther]

how much Hipper paid Helena for that

[upper flame]

Which skin most worth this event?

[severe lion]

If u like seggs

Argus

[heady pawn]

I think it was when the localization went wrong for quite a long while
one of the daily challenge was called "Beheading Operation" 💀

[severe lion]

Hipper would get iron blood freaks to kidnap skk

Not eagle union

[upper flame]

I wonder, is the skin for non Collab girls can be reruned even though it's part of Collab event?

So I'm not in a hurry to get it then

[heady pawn]

Nope it never happens

i,e Saratoga's Kizuna AI skin

[upper flame]

Isn't that event mission exclusive?

I mean the costume probably has its own IP

[violet panther]

in Coldwar (irl-ref), a Black Swan was kidnapped to became Hipper2

[weak parrot]

i'm gonna dutch you

[severe lion]

Hipper 1 got turned into scrap 🙁

Glowworm 2 was cancelled

[heady pawn]

Nope it's a paid skin

The free skin was not from collab

[upper flame]

Well, my guess it's because it's IP

But I wonder if other skins

[bright crane]

Ngl I wish we got Nimi's Kinokumiya skin and Belfast's Valentine skin on rerun

[upper flame]

I forgot which skin girls has during Collab event, so idk about their availability

[deft salmon]

W akagi

best girl btw

[cedar quiver]

W all fox girls

[light fable]

Even have all her skins.

Very fluffy tails

[deft salmon]

same

best girl

🤝

[heady pawn]

Why is this skin for CN only?

[severe lion]

Kfc collabbb

[tiny kraken]

Back in my days this game took 12 gb of storage 👴

[violet panther]

30gb is "average" in 2026

[cedar quiver]

Still wish I could've shoved an additional terabyte into my brick

[bright crane]

#al-general message

[tiny kraken]

We reaching Genshin levels now it's so over

[tiny kraken]

Wait how

[bright crane]

At the very least, Azur Lane is a long-standing game. I'd still keep to it for that reason

[tiny kraken]

True

[bright crane]

Fresh installation

That much lmao

[violet panther]

and Genshin has map size twice of Wuwa...

[heady pawn]

All the L2D skins are taking lots of space for sure

[tiny kraken]

[cedar quiver]

How the fuck do boat girl pngs take up more space than metal gear rising

[violet panther]

overclocked and Zani would Goldship you

[tiny kraken]

Real 💔

[bright crane]

Loads of bote gurl pngs

[violet panther]

900 pngs

[tiny kraken]

Gold Ship us what you get if you give Zani a vacation

[violet panther]

x 3 if include skins

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/zani-zani-wuwa-gold-ship-goldshi-wuwa-gif-13619148713649966364

[candid forge]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-nubian-nubi-gym-gif-10449221699710023721

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/zani-zani-wuwa-gold-ship-goldshi-wuwa-gif-13619148713649966364

[cedar quiver]

Wait, helldivers 2 is less space than this

[violet panther]

if u revisit Renascita and met Goldship/Zani at lobby

[bright crane]

Helldivers 2 is a miracle game, we know lol

Based game engine, based gameplay, based devs

[cedar quiver]

Not based community sadly

[tiny kraken]

WuWa currently 55gb on mobile. Plus the next optimization update that reduces it by at most 20gb then it's 35 gb

[cedar quiver]

Wait
SUPER DESTROYER SHIP GIRL

[tiny kraken]

Fr

[violet panther]

great news, hope it overlook anni-shenanigan

[bright crane]

Back to PGR we go lmao

[violet panther]

Super Destroyer is like 400-700m size?

[tiny kraken]

Not even that bad tbh. Just slightly disappointing

[cedar quiver]

Idfk, I know it dispenses HE divine intervention

[violet panther]

genshin anni :

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

[tiny kraken]

No amount of 5 star selectors will mask it being ass

[violet panther]

Google Classroom :

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/slice-execute-admiral-leader-admiral-general-aladeen-gif-8191051411795269921

[violet panther]

a closest thing i can relate to "Warspite on a biker suit"

[cedar quiver]

Hmmm...

[heady pawn]

Gouden before she becomes centuries-old elf mommy

[violet panther]

Golden lewd in Promillia :

https://tenor.com/view/metsa-azur-promilia-metsa-azur-promilia-metsa-animations-metsa-ultimate-gif-15542844364766319906

[stark fox]

@dusty epoch Please refrain from posting Trophies in the first week of an event. Please keep them in #trophy-room

[dusty epoch]

what if it’s complaining, is that still a trophy? 😭

Not tryna be rude just gen asking lol

[stark fox]

Yes

[sleek cape]

Pin you forgot today we were supposed to get tacos today

😢

[dusty epoch]

My bad 🫡🫡🫡

[dusty epoch]

I love cat girls…

[violet panther]

i see, although Warspite is a corgi, and Rossi is a lil-floof

[mental swift]

VALENTINO ROSSI!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[stark fox]

Warspite's tufts are just hair. not ears

[mental swift]

FUCKING LEGEND

[violet panther]

yes, it's a tuft, which emulate a corgi, a dog pet of QE2

[mental swift]

thank god you didn't take away everyone's pic perms

[ember spindle]

YES

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/london-2012-olympic-games-london-2012-olympic-games-olympics-007-james-bond-gif-17306205607031859049

[ember spindle]

💙

[mental swift]

yeah because the west are devoid of animal features

[stark fox]

Except for Spee

Who has a Shark tail

[solid whale]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b8b0852ad4ca168e03cb831ded17bc0a/tumblr_pzjv1mVDmn1uxybkho2_500.gif

[mental swift]

That is just... mechanical

[stark fox]

No no no

It is not

[ember spindle]

it would be very cute if warspite really was a corgi, and so she must be a corgi

[mental swift]

that just seems like a tail cover

[stark fox]

That's her actual tail

The "Cover" is the metal bits

[mental swift]

ahhh

shes the outlier then I guess

[stark fox]

Indeed

[mental swift]

but still the west is mostly devoid of animal features

[ember spindle]

same with the bensons being bnuy

[stark fox]

She was made before the change and they left her alone

[mental swift]

😢😢😢 such a shame

[cedar quiver]

The new DOA collab girls skins at 1000gems each feels too expensive.

[mental swift]

1000 gems for dynamic?

ewwww

[mental swift]

these fucking mecha sharks man...

one even got a 3 headed shark

[halcyon atlas]

damn dude this game is ruthless

[sleek cape]

Spees giant hand reminds me of

https://tenor.com/view/fred-durst-limp-bizkit-sistertonin-stan-twt-nu-metal-gif-2303758824583766409

Idk why

[ember spindle]

for hugging you all the better

[sleek cape]

She’s gonna break our spines

[ember spindle]

worth

[weary trellis]

almost lunch time

[sleek cape]

It is 9pm

It is only sleep next

https://tenor.com/view/speed-say-wallahi-bro-say-wallahi-bro-say-wallahi-ishowspeed-meme-gif-6816236574865797031

[halcyon atlas]

i wonder how much shark meck has

[sleek cape]

I’m gonna attempt something only 1% of AL players attempt

[ember spindle]

extreme challenge?

[weary trellis]

sleep in her locker

[sleek cape]

Asking my crush out

Yes you heard me

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-erika-kirk-erika-kirk-druski-white-teebelair-gif-7791260372100942382

[halcyon atlas]

never heard of before

is this like the moon landing

[ember spindle]

good luck

[sleek cape]

I would make HISTORY.

[halcyon atlas]

one step for man huge steps for azur lane

[sleek cape]

I would be cemented as one of the azur lane greats

[weary trellis]

getting crushed

[halcyon atlas]

that's an ugly ass dragon. a face only it's mother can love

[stark fox]

[cedar quiver]

It's very similar to done devimon from digimon

[halcyon atlas]

this?

[sleek cape]

One step for man

One giant leap for azur laners

I’m gonna carve the way

[cedar quiver]

Yep

[halcyon atlas]

even worse

[weary trellis]

but Syanda Married Laffey/Malin IRL

[sleek cape]

Married a cosplayer?

[weary trellis]

a doctor who cosplays

[nocturne aurora]

Finally got around to reinstalling Azur Lane only to find out my data didn’t save

[sleek cape]

I see

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-jjk-memes-gif-10370496866020481076

[sleek cape]

I’m gonna make history anyway

[nocturne aurora]

So much time and effort gone

[weary trellis]

they already have a kid

[ember spindle]

did you 1) log in with your previous account and 2) get on the correct server?

[stark fox]

Doctor who cosplays and is smol

[nocturne aurora]

I can’t remember my old account, that’s the problem

[ember spindle]

after reinstall the game defaults to the newest server. which is currently lil enty

[nocturne aurora]

I haven’t played the game in years

[sleek cape]

[weary trellis]

few more years... lil laffey

[ember spindle]

uhhh go through every email address you had to find the one you played with?

[sleek cape]

So if i manage

I make history that’s not to crazy

But crazy enough

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-arknights-endfield-arknights-endfield-chen-qianyu-gif-10239037894987106116

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1493760278570205184/togif.gif

[halcyon atlas]

man how can you tell

[weary trellis]

wanna make history?
step 2:marry an azur lane crossplayer
step 3: become one yourself,
step 4:????
step 5: azur lane "Yuri"

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-in-13-seconds-slide-in-meme-funny-true-gif-2616800489741375308

[umbral stone]

crossplayer

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-rober-downey-jr-robert-downey-robert-kirk-gif-2650610139719901202

[cedar hawk]

let him COOK

[sleek cape]

We need to stop before we get beheaded twin

[halcyon atlas]

u rite

[weary trellis]

it make history

[umbral stone]

[sleek cape]

Mommy Rubi speaks the truth

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-hit-the-jackpot-jackpot-meme-funny-capcut-gif-1677824033522469078

[umbral stone]

[weary trellis]

I know azur lane crossplayers have made "Yuri" photoshoots before... but they aren't married to one another

[ember spindle]

literally

[halcyon atlas]

moment of truth

[sleek cape]

Just doing it for the love of the game

[sleek cape]

I’m rebuilding my playlist brick by brick

[halcyon atlas]

you better be

avid country listener

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/ea-ea-games-challenge-everything-gaming-gif-17330237

[halcyon atlas]

(probably)

country?

[nocturne aurora]

I’m completely bummed about losing my old account

I had so many good ships like Bismarck and Tirpitz

[halcyon atlas]

never be afraid to start new

[nocturne aurora]

It’s just hard to find the motivation to play now

I mean, I didn’t really spend any money on my old account

[halcyon atlas]

then there should be no problem

[nocturne aurora]

It was like 95% F2P

[nocturne aurora]

But I worked so hard

[weary trellis]

if I listen to Japan music, does that qualify as A Country music?

[sleek cape]

Some country is nice

[sleek cape]

SONNNNNN

[nocturne aurora]

Johnny Cash is great

Marty Robbins too

[sleek cape]

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[weary trellis]

what's his other name?
John Debt?