al-general

[peak knoll]

This "sea of thieves" thingy...

[vestal briar]

Yeah man

[light fable]

That would be pretty awesome

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-royal-fortune-whydah-gif-2315096387091704271

[peak knoll]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypervitaminosis
Had to check: lemons are safe (apparently, no effects from high vitamin C intake)

[vestal briar]

Id play it

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/queen-anne's-revenge-queen-anne-revenge-queen-annes-revenge-azur-lane-heart-gif-7940777977448987859

[peak knoll]

"sleep deprived waifu"

[austere pike]

Yall wanna see a version of hyuga?

Not really a version

More like a version of the ship itself

[heavy pagoda]

[stiff forum]

shes hot

[light fable]

[peak knoll]

Sure, why not

[light fable]

Solid design

[austere pike]

Eh if you actually watch SBY you know

[peak knoll]

Suddenly wondering if all Tempesta girls will feature some kraken thingy

[peak knoll]

Ah, "space" ships

[stiff forum]

it does have kraken thingy

kraken themed

[light fable]

Not all.

[stiff forum]

yea

[austere pike]

More like space battlecarrier hyuga 😇

[light fable]

SAO Martiho does not have a kraken thingy

[peak knoll]

Interesting

[trim gyro]

I have space ships, was having doubts about one of them but then I decided to look at her and she's so pretty so I'm not trading her for another one

[peak knoll]

Still a spaceship

[austere pike]

Ye

Still space battleship yamato or in japanese "Uchuu Senkan Yamato" is already like 50 years old

[light fable]

A beautiful angel

[peak knoll]

Indeed

https://myanimelist.net/anime/1650/Uchuu_Senkan_Yamato?q=Yamato&cat=anime
1974–1975

[gentle charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/spaceship-spacex

[peak knoll]

Funny that the anime was mentioned on Sabaton video for the single named after the ship during WW2

[austere pike]

Its not really popular outside of japan but still popular as starblazers

[peak knoll]

Couldn't avoid hearing that "hey" from the Lego city TV spots on my mind

[peak knoll]

Probably like many older anime, just for certain niche

[austere pike]

Yea

[stark fox]

It’s Probably because it’s hyper-Nationalistic

[peak knoll]

Go to sleep, Friedrich, you're drunk

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-yamato-kancolle-kancolle-kantai-collection-yamato-gif-1559083396320054613

[stark fox]

Yes you are, now sit over there and do nothing

[ember spindle]

fuck it yamato-class california

[austere pike]

I want to pumpered by FDG

[austere pike]

YAMATO HOTEL!

[stark fox]

The funniest thing is that if (Somehow) Yamato did survive and became a museum ship, she would 1000% be treated like a hotel

[modern dew]

package sorting centers are on strike

its over

the mfs have eaten my packages

https://giphy.com/gifs/cigarette-soyjack-nothing-ever-happens-O6fLhotbF7MGeCC5TB

[austere pike]

Nationalistic or not i still want space yamato to be op

[peak knoll]

The Japanese are too proud of their national symbols to actually allow that

[stark fox]

Uh huh….

[austere pike]

The JMSDF is building a yamato but a destroyer

In the future

[modern dew]

yamatette

[stark fox]

“If we pay you $100, will you let us sleep on the Yamato?”
‘Hai.’

[austere pike]

If i have a daughter

I will name her yamato

And color her hair into yamato's hair color

[stark fox]

Bit cringe of a name if you ain’t Asian

[austere pike]

So i can have my own yamato-chan

[light fable]

You're right Yamato, You are not a hotel.

You're a resort

[stark fox]

[austere pike]

Im asian though... im filipino

[peak knoll]

It doesn't work like that: either the installations are built to cater to that need, or it simply won't happen

[trim gyro]

specifically japanese

[stark fox]

Look, they 100% would set up a means for people to bunk on her.
Because people are willing to do that

Fuck, just look at the museum ships in the States.

[austere pike]

In the states yeah but in asia? Well yea no

[stark fox]

Battleships are expensive, so they’d need all the revenue possible to keep her floating

[peak knoll]

The United States has people that don't take their own country's history seriously, like most of the West nowadays, so it isn't really a valid comparison

[austere pike]

The last museum ship in the ph got sunk or just in service till today

[stark fox]

[trim gyro]

are you under the impression that other countries don't?

[stark fox]

You mean like how a good portion of Japanese school systems don’t teach them about WWII

Or the atrocities they committed

[light fable]

Pretty sure Germany does the same thing

[stark fox]

Or the rampant pillaging of China

[peak knoll]

I mean, imagine doing that in China or some muslim country...

[austere pike]

Well yeah bc they might as well forget about there war and the 2 suns drop by the states

[stark fox]

No. They do learn about it.
They ALL DO

[trim gyro]

you are very wrong on that one lol

[light fable]

Ahhh. I thought they didn't

[gentle charm]

Lion'38's stern is funny

[stark fox]

You are just proving they don’t give a shit about their own history

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/my-dress-up-darling-sono-bisque-doll-wa-koi-wo-suru-my-dress-up-darling-s2-my-dress-up-darling-season-2-marin-kitagawa-gif-14471012073038518239

[austere pike]

Not really

[stark fox]

Caring about your history INCLUDES all the fucked up shit

[austere pike]

Bc i asked a friend of mine japa she basically knows japanese history but dont wanna talk about the thing

[austere pike]

Germania did so even forgeting who was hitler at some point

[trim gyro]

that's not really allowed when operating under a nationalist agenda, see also: China

[stark fox]

No… no they did not

[austere pike]

They did

[light fable]

Many of those places are now conserved as museums.

Auschwitz and unit 731 being prime examples. A testament to how war can bring out the worst in humanity

[peak knoll]

They do learn about it, just not in detail, just like in the West they normally teach about the atrocities committed by Germany while ignoring the fact that both England and France also developed biological warfare during both world wars

[trim gyro]

how many germans have you actually met?

[dark solstice]

Didnt the germans make that game Meinkraft?

[austere pike]

Eh couple but some of them dont wanna talk about the past

[stark fox]

And conveniently ignoring all the crimes they committed.

[peak knoll]

Caring about your history also shouldn't amount to perpetually being labeled as the sole wrongdoers

[obtuse crystal]

Who do I ping when new gatcha slop drops

[austere pike]

Briish forgets about how they sl- the entire india and killed many of em

[light fable]

History is written by the victors

[obtuse crystal]

Then why do so many people act like the Second Spanish Republic was good?

[dark solstice]

India what ?

[silver bear]

The popular opinion that Germany had the better gear of WW2 for like. 50 years afterwards speaks volumes to that being wrong

[austere pike]

India

[dark solstice]

Nobody forgets but also nobody brings out all the facts

[austere pike]

The uh british raj

[peak knoll]

If you mean France, England, the US for the most part...

[stark fox]

Literally all of these nations talk about it

[silver bear]

Dawg

[stark fox]

Literally all of them

[silver bear]

Japan’s government gets REALLY pissy

[peak knoll]

Not entirely true, especially the twentieth century

[obtuse crystal]

@stark fox who do I ping when new gatcha slop game drops?

[silver bear]

when they someone acknowledges the things that happened on WW2

like

Its a fairly consistent trend

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/reznov-gif-20160937

[stark fox]

Japan’s Government has BANNED textbooks that show Japan being in the wrong.
Some of said textbooks basically amount to:
“Japan was minding its own business… and then we got nuked twice”

[silver bear]

didn’t shinzo abe apologize, only to immediately turn back around on it

cuz of political pressure

[light fable]

Pearl harbor:

[austere pike]

Its bc they want to forget what they do even though states drop 2 suns on the japs

[stark fox]

Japanese tourists visiting Pearl Harbor (Cuz lots of Asians like Hawaii.) start actually crying cuz they never heard about it.
You know. The surprise attack that CAUSED them to be nuked twice?

[trim gyro]

americans pretending pearl harbor was the worst thing japan ever did

[silver bear]

looks at china

[peak knoll]

Do they all, now? Most I see is people overly hating on their country's past, which isn't exactly the same as knowing everything more than looking for something to point at and spread shame

[silver bear]

Yeahh

[stark fox]

Nah.
It was just the spark

[silver bear]

We got off light

[ocean pawn]

ayo where the umamusume fans in general

[dark solstice]

We need this man back to fix chat

[austere pike]

Exactly

[worthy pagoda]

they did nanjing massacre and unit 731

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/tamamo-cross-blehh-meme-uma-musume-gif-12349673870420706486

[stark fox]

Knowing your country fucked up in the past is the key to “NOT DOING IT AGAIN.”

[austere pike]

OGURI CAP!!!!

[stark fox]

He who fails to learn history is doomed to repeat it.

[silver bear]

or at least acknowledging it happened

which, Germany and the rest do

[ocean pawn]

why political history chat in game about boobs..cringe

[dark solstice]

My country never messed up we just like to make our fellow countrymans car combust violently

[austere pike]

Meh germany getting ready for round 3...

[peak knoll]

Yet look at Russia going all Soviet Union again

[dark solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1476858976992886855/tangtangchokedbymifu.gif

[austere pike]

And japan getting ready for round 2 with the chinese

[austere pike]

Tang tang

[stark fox]

And realizing that all their builders were in the countries they lost

[peak knoll]

You need to know about that, sure, but it's not like people actively want all that happening again

[obtuse crystal]

-80% of Germany: "I'm so sorry for vhat mine ancestors did"
-Japan: "No! We did not commit any war crimes!"
-Turkey: "What war crimes? Anyways they totally deserved it if we did it, which we did not"
-Canada: "Yes but it's why the Geneva convention on prisoners of war exists"
-USA: "Not a war crime if you win"
-Serbia: "My grandfather was a war criminal"
-Croatia: "Za dom? Spremni!"
-Mongolia: Hungarian noises

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cheshire-azurlane-cait-sith-crooner-hms-cheshire-cute-gif-20227336

[trim gyro]

I'm sure Germany and Japan rebuilding their military has absolutely nothing to do with what Russia and China have been doing

[ocean pawn]

trying to single handedly turn the chat back to boobs

[light fable]

Explains KC story. Sore losers

[dark solstice]

they going for third time lucky

[obtuse crystal]

Twitter rn

[austere pike]

Its litterally a meme from the internet

[stark fox]

Fun fact:
During the early form of the Geneva Conventions, an American general found a loophole that allowed him to not abide by them.
He never did and the loophole was then patched later

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/fritz-rumey-azur-lane-fritz-rumey-azur-lane-rumey-gif-12441192175432685377

[light fable]

Its basically like being the ol geezer who is still holding onto being in his prime. Not accepting his time has already passed

[obtuse crystal]

And Canada in ww1 is the reason why no quarter is illegal now

[trim gyro]

saying "it's a meme" is not a defense for spouting obvious nationalist propaganda, a lot of memes are like that and if you posted them here you would get that shit deleted in a heartbeat

[stark fox]

IIRC: One of the countries in a war didn’t sign the conventions, so they’d didn’t have to follow them

[silver bear]

Not a defense for spreading the misinformation

[peak knoll]

I insist, being nationalistic doesn't equate to being a supremacist – there's a reason why "chauvinism" is a word, after all

[stark fox]

Secondary Fun Fact:
The Emperor never used the word “Surrender” in his Surrender speech.

[trim gyro]

nobody could understand what he said anyway

[silver bear]

Lol

[austere pike]

Japan dont need surender bc if they surender well THEY ARE DISGRAZED FOR THE EMPIRE!

[obtuse crystal]

Mongolia has a 200 something foot statue of a guy who killed so many people that CO2 levels dropped

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spider-man-2-peter-parker-tobey-maguire-train-gif-9618262170171680430

turning the chat back to boobs

big kashino milking facilities

[austere pike]

Honestly german tech rn is kinda futuristic... with that auto cannons

[obtuse crystal]

New gatcha slop came out recently
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXI2AkeEwdL/?igsh=MXZkcDhxem9kZDZsbQ==

keonovo

Mongil star dive scenes meeting Francis #mongilstardive

Likes

3199

Instagram

[trim gyro]

mongolia also insists they had bows that could shoot for miles

[obtuse crystal]

Wolfenstein

[stark fox]

Being nationalistic is fine.
Everyone is a little Nationalistic.
Being overly zealous is not okay though

[austere pike]

[ocean pawn]

don't use insta

[peak knoll]

Same guy actually helped establish the largest transcontinental trade route after the late antiquity one collapsed, and in doing so helped build the base for the modern world

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-dorothy-fnaf-jumpscare-nikke-gif-16984313001774204570

[peak knoll]

That's where my comment was pointing to, though...

[obtuse crystal]

It's got so many H man edits

[silver bear]

The word your looking for is Patriotic

[dark solstice]

Man was way ahead of everyone on the climate change bandwagon lol

[silver bear]

Nationalistic is that taken to its extremes

[stark fox]

Ehhh potato Potahto

[austere pike]

[silver bear]

least to my understanding

[ocean pawn]

will post big kashino boobs until chat turns back to general

[royal sigil]

[austere pike]

The frenches is in the trenches again (said a german guy)

[stark fox]

Anyway: Japan would let you sleep in Yamato.

[obtuse crystal]

Like can they at least mix in some Franco, Mussolini, Petain, and whoever else

[silver bear]

Anywhos

[obtuse crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-finding-gem-gem-alert-jasswa-looking-for-gem-gif-4573895384736430461

[silver bear]

i have learned just how much i suck at Empire at War

[peak knoll]

So, asking again...

[stark fox]

Nationalism be damned, they want to keep that fucker afloat they gotta shill it

[peak knoll]

Is this still a thing?

[light fable]

JP Azur lane is hilarious

[dark solstice]

only way tpo get better is play play play

[stark fox]

[austere pike]

Mm... kinda... big.....

[peak knoll]

Can't avoid thinking about the overall back pain

[royal sigil]

stuff just happens...

[ocean pawn]

do you even lift...bro?

[light fable]

Its Kashino. She will be okay

[silver bear]

i just watched my X-wings get mulched by a Black Sun frigate

sigh

[peak knoll]

No, but I still do regular kung fu training, so no worries

[silver bear]

i hate the criminal faction somedays

[stark fox]

@austere pike Please refrain from making NSFW comments, Kay thanks

[peak knoll]

Even in anime they normally complain about sore back and tired, stiff shoulders

[lament palm]

Kashino is very strong

She can carry the oversized tits

[austere pike]

Swords the 2 big sword...

[stark fox]

Kashino’s boobs are made out of pure Muscle

[light fable]

She did carry Yamatos guns after all

[trim gyro]

boobs don't hang off the shoulders, that shit was definitely not written by a woman

[lament palm]

Causes lower back pain iirc

[crimson kayak]

https://i.redd.it/rv5umu7zzbcb1.gif

wth is happening to Kearsarge

[austere pike]

Wait she carry yamato's 460mm guns?

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sandy-cheeks-flexing-muscles-flex-muscle-growth-gif-17310144437198250308

[trim gyro]

that is literally why she exists

[gentle charm]

yeah

[peak knoll]

The shoulders being tired usually mean the upper back begins hunching, as per my experience

[austere pike]

Wait... is it 460 or 406 i forgor

[gentle charm]

she carries spare barrels

[stark fox]

Her VA is the same as for Bocchi.
So stupid people instantly said they would be the same and ran with it

[silver bear]

460mm

[gentle charm]

18.1"

[silver bear]

18.1in guns

[crimson kayak]

thx Captain Obvious

[stark fox]

“Guns that are too fuckin’ big”

[silver bear]

same with japans 155 or 6.1”

[dark solstice]

Just dug a hole and hit the main powerline

[stark fox]

You asked the question.

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/mihono-borbon-uma-musume-hack-lord-fumo-gif-17016981447149799398

[trim gyro]

they are "41cm" guns that are actually 460mm

[austere pike]

I mean it was the biggest guns...

[dark solstice]

18" is small

[peak knoll]

So, random question I've been thinking about for a while... Given a single main turret from the Yamato weighed more than an average of the Fletcher class desyroyers ~ how many Fletchers to sink Yamato in the following fashion: one each time, ramming

[trim gyro]

wouldn't work

[stark fox]

Depends.
Do they arm the torpedoes and how many of their shells detonate on impact?

Cuz if either.
1

[austere pike]

I mean its a ship gun not an artillery

[stark fox]

[silver bear]

I don’t think a fletcher has the force required to det her shells like that

[meager vine]

assa

[silver bear]

shells themselves are pretty damn stable

[peak knoll]

Let's say: no loaded weaponry

[silver bear]

The propellant is the issue on that

[dark solstice]

still small i could throw that on my shoulder ;p

[silver bear]

i mean

[stark fox]

If you are going to ram. You best arm all weapons you can

[stark fox]

[silver bear]

Thars

[stark fox]

Make it a big boom

[silver bear]

Not how that works

shells NEED that high speed to arm/fuze

[peak knoll]

Valid, but let's make it as counterintuitive as possible

[silver bear]

and its still contained within a ship

[light fable]

Tell that to Glowworm

[austere pike]

I mean bismarck got sunk by bip planes (no bismarck fans bc its true) while yamato do like 300 planes

[stark fox]

Depends.
But given Glowworm at Max speed nearly sunk Hipper

Like 1 to 3

[silver bear]

hipper is substantially smaller

than Yam

[stark fox]

Depends on where they hit

[austere pike]

And its a cruiser

[stark fox]

And how much they strip off of the metal

[silver bear]

and they are compartmented differently

[dark solstice]

Bigger they are the louder the noise when they hit the bottom

[peak knoll]

So, let's add two scenarios: either they ram at the same spot, or each ramming takes place at a different point

[silver bear]

im fairly certain at a certain point your just feeding fletchers into a wall

For funsies

[stark fox]

One well placed gash in the side and the ship would go down due to flooding

[austere pike]

I have a question.. is hood and bismarck really a good ship? (Ship like couples)

[peak knoll]

Also, wasn't the Yamato also coated with concrete walls or something

[light fable]

Destruction derby but with ships

[silver bear]

I like the Hood x Biscuir

[trim gyro]

that is not how these ships are designed

[silver bear]

But thats a YMMV

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/truck-car-demolition-gif-15697523

[silver bear]

Warships are designed to take hits

[stark fox]

They also aren’t designed to RAM INTO EACH OTHER

[royal sigil]

[stark fox]

[silver bear]

BBs habe substantial compartmentalization

to protect from flooding and such

look at what happened Brittanic

When she struck Hawke

[trim gyro]

you could flood literally every single outer compartment on a WW2 era battleship and not sink it

[silver bear]

Hawke got fucking schwacked

[austere pike]

Well yamato has an armor of a super battleship with multiple layers of it

[silver bear]

mushy spent several hrs getting twacked by torpedoes and bombs

And did Yamato

[forest sparrow]

"My ship is better than your ship" "x ship can beat y ship in hypothetical fight"
My ship is cute. No debate needed:

[silver bear]

It took a SIZEABLE amount of ordance to do that

[dark solstice]

passeenger ships today still only can manage 2 compartments supposedly

or those cruise ships

[austere pike]

In the bacround: RULE BRITANIA BRITANIA RULES THE WORLD BRITONS NEVER NEVER-

[stark fox]

I’m also fairly certain it wasn’t a “Do just enough to sink it” and more a “Put as many holes in it as possible” situation

[silver bear]

like

[trim gyro]

they took down yamato faster because they only her her from one side, they hit sushi from both which helped keep the ship in trim

[silver bear]

Theirs only so much a fletcher is gonna do

and im fairly certain a fletcher isnt gonna breach where her belt armor is

and if you can’t breech the citadel

[dark solstice]

My ship is cuter than your ship ;p

[silver bear]

She isn’t gonna sink

[dark solstice]

Fletcher if it somehow managed to get close and had torps still available

[austere pike]

Just a tud like a mark or smt

[trim gyro]

those japanese ships absolutely would sink if you managed to flood one side fast enough, because they weren't all that stable with all that weight up top

[silver bear]

And ya’know

[silver bear]

The 14+ torpedoe hits tearing her hull open

[stark fox]

I am curious how many torps they could have taken to just sink them.
Like, minimum.
Musashi and Yamato are bad examples, I feel. Because they sent out large groups of aircraft that were sent JUST TO HIT THEN.

[peak knoll]

So, briefly saying: it's not a worthy challenge in terms of a Fletcher based economy

[silver bear]

Mushy was the just hit em

[stark fox]

Like… “I flew an hour to bomb this ship, I’m gonna bomb it.”

[silver bear]

Like

[trim gyro]

be more effective to just keep building fletchers and make a bridge to japan

[dark solstice]

Almost sure the torpedo bulge on the Yamato class had a weakiness forget what it was

[silver bear]

The Yamato herself got hard focused down

on her starboard side iirc

[trim gyro]

yes, because they learned from musashi

[dark solstice]

Focuse the big girl til she is down

[stark fox]

And from like… what? A year of practice bombing ships?

[light fable]

Same vibe

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/jjba-jojos-bizarre-adventure-drink-tea-squidward-gif-25774410

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/mutsuki-facetime-azur-lane-manjuu-yostar-gif-19847103

[silver bear]

Mushashi was hit from multiple angles

[peak knoll]

Counting Fletchers to make a bridge just as some large bridge in the US has a measurement in "Mooties" or something (like, supposedly, there's a marking referring to a specific guy's height, and it supposedly is used to mark certain key points, like "at Mootie 45 there's a light that needs repairs" or something)

[silver bear]

And subsequent damage ended up helping her

[stark fox]

Yeah, that’s what I mean

[trim gyro]

you can't "practice bomb" battleships, you have to do the actual thing with a real enemy combatant because damage control will certainly try to keep the ship afloat

[dark solstice]

Allies are lucky Mutsuki was sunk in 42

[silver bear]

By counter flooding the areas

[dark solstice]

They practiced using the bouncing bomb on a battleship

[trim gyro]

an empty battleship is not exactly a valid representation of a fully crewed one

[weak parrot]

Time slip cock busting

[dark solstice]

damn so small on comp lol

and true i guess

[stark fox]

“Hey so hitting both sides only made it sink slower… so what if, this time, we just hit it from one side?”

[dark solstice]

If it had worked would have been pretty effective just super dangerous

[trim gyro]

do you not understand what damage control is?

[stark fox]

Satan…

[trim gyro]

are you perhaps the present day US Navy?

[peak knoll]

Probably not the same from the attacker's point of view as from the defender's

[dark solstice]

would kinda suck if torpedo after torpedo hitting you 🙁 such uncivilized warfare

[austere pike]

I mean damage control can stop flooding in many cases

[peak knoll]

All in all, warfare is not meant to be civilized

[silver bear]

Which is why a concentrated effort was placed on putting as much damage as possible into an area

[stark fox]

Musashi sunk slowly because they spread out the damage too much.
Yamato sunk faster cuz it was more concentrated.

[silver bear]

So they can’t counter it

[stark fox]

[trim gyro]

yes, and they learned this by attacking an actual operational warship, not by sinking practice targets

[stark fox]

Cuz they gained more experience in bombing shit during their many bombing shit operations

[stark fox]

Okay so “Practice” was the wrong word.
“They gained experience via previous bombing campaigns”

[manic rivet]

CVs ruined epic naval battles

[peak knoll]

Sound effects: モフ ⟨mofu⟩ "soft"

[silver bear]

its more the fact that Mushy spent far longer at capacity to fight

and so a concerted effort was placed in dispatching another one

iirc, Mushy only really began to die after the Japanese started to pull out

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/placyisbabe-azur-lane-implacable-gif-7156489506513765106

look good doing it though

[silver bear]

Or. She was at the point of no return

[peak knoll]

Brain fart moment: I read that [CV] as "character voice"

[shut crane]

[ocean pawn]

wait

i see the danger edge

[static sparrow]

💀

[stark fox]

More likely the point of: “We can’t get out and the Americans are gonna keep bombing my ship”

[silver bear]

Same end result

[shut crane]

horns

[silver bear]

The vessel’s survival was untennable and deemed necessary to abandon

[meager haven]

Jelly horns

Blueberry flavored horns

[weak parrot]

blue raspberry jelly horns

[meager haven]

Yummers

Oh I’m a gummy bear

[dark solstice]

i would have dismantled it and hid for the 3rd world war.......

[trim gyro]

4th

[silver bear]

Dismantled what?

[dark solstice]

Yamato class

[fathom dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-gif-9700368484468127277

[stark fox]

Lmao, good luck convincing them of that

[silver bear]

Rob the Muskrat to build a new Yamato

(Its a Replica for museum purposes)

[peak knoll]

By this point, I must say: feels nice that an inquiry of mine, meme though, actually made for a sufficiently long and serious discussion

[trim gyro]

it would take a lot more than that to actually build one, need to rebuild entire industries

[silver bear]

ik

im being memey

doesn’t have to be a functional model

real issue is the shipyard

[peak knoll]

Make it inflatable

[silver bear]

or slipway

[dark solstice]

We will do it and if it leaks we can use flex tape and flex seal etc

[stark fox]

And the sheer amount of steel

[austere pike]

Modernized yamato

[silver bear]

Ew

actually i don’t hate it

[meager haven]

You see a real modernized Yamato would either be a carrier or a cruise ship

[silver bear]

Goofy ass creature

[dark solstice]

OMG Japanese torpedo boats!

[stark fox]

Every missile ship: “Hey look, a free kill!”

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/eurobeat-driving-racing-anime-gif-5752583

[meager haven]

Ew spacecring

[austere pike]

They cant sink this

[vestal briar]

Kid called p700 granit

[dark solstice]

Isnt this the dude thats the mentor of the guy from MFG ghost

[meager haven]

I think all the debris in our atmosphere could tho.

[ocean pawn]

dunno

[trim gyro]

that much steel is easy enough to get, but if you want actual armor plate to design specs it would be very expensive

[ocean pawn]

did not watch initial d

also

takumi

[silver bear]

if youre gonna make a model

[austere pike]

That has like a shield

[silver bear]

And not a real ship

[austere pike]

Yea

[dark solstice]

it is

[silver bear]

just having it be normal steel would work. No?

Unless her belt armor is structural

[meager haven]

Not a real Schob

[trim gyro]

not really, no

[dark solstice]

Takumi Fujiwara

[stark fox]

It’s actually be far easier to sink

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/take-gif-935348985868215490

[austere pike]

But maybe in the future when japan actually invented smt great they can make space yamato for sure

[austere pike]

Ah yes deja vu

[meager haven]

Or they could not break international laws again

[stark fox]

My guy…. When we get to space combat. Ships are going to be fast and agile, not slow and the size of a state

[austere pike]

Yamato is fast though

[dark solstice]

never watched it just started watching MFG ghost because bored

[meager haven]

Why make big ship when you can make ten million little space ship

[stark fox]

And massive.
One hole in the hull and this fun thing called “Explosive decompression” happens.

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/venator-gif-21623033

[silver bear]

Uh, i would assume a warship has compartmentalization

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-atago-azur-lane-hug-hug-me-gif-15473930

[austere pike]

Yamato in the anime has normal speed comabt speed 1, 2 and has 33 space knots

[dark solstice]

waste of resoruces make it one big party room

[stark fox]

33 Knots”

[meager haven]

Wtf is normal speed in space

[silver bear]

Cruising speed?

[stark fox]

Otherwise known as “Slower than a turd”

[austere pike]

Space knots

[silver bear]

Thats 60km/h roughly

[meager haven]

Space balls

[wanton pelican]

Are you faster than a turd pin?

[stark fox]

33 Knots at space distance is fuckin’ SLLLLOOOOOOWWWWW

[silver bear]

which is hilariously slow in space

[stark fox]

[silver bear]

im assuming this is some goofy translation for Water navy traditiona

[trim gyro]

that isn't really a thing at 1 atmosphere pressure differential

[austere pike]

And then after 36 knots it kinda go warp into 10-35 light years away

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/hornblower-gif-26896608

[austere pike]

With 20minutes cooldown

[meager haven]

20 minutes in space

Sci-fi is goofy I love it

[sleek hollow]

Hi any know why The Server Main Not today????

[meager haven]

The devs fell asleep

[silver bear]

Tirp

Love

[gentle charm]

so norway

[wanton pelican]

Eos

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483692630515650560/azur-lane.gif

[austere pike]

Also in the anime 1 space knot = 50km

[sleek hollow]

Alone Queen of Nordsee

[silver bear]

id fuckin kill for one of those Norwegian Tirpitz Knives

[forest sparrow]

Which will release first: Yamato, 2nd Iowa-class, or the remaining 3 Brooklyn-class ships

[sleek hollow]

Eos??

[silver bear]

but those bitches are crazy expensive

[wanton pelican]

Or you can buy one

[meager haven]

End of Server

[stark fox]

I meeeeeaaaannn

[meager haven]

AL is officially die

[silver bear]

A thin plate of aluminum/other light alloys isn’t the same as denser armor

or hull siding

[sleek hollow]

Oh why???

[meager haven]

Too much tiddy

[ocean pawn]

i gotchu covered fam

[silver bear]

she actually almost sailed on PQ-17

[meager haven]

Bros saw Marie and the community imploded

[rancid compass]

imagine suddenly having a panorama fiew

[stark fox]

“Explosive decompression doesn’t happen at 1 atmosphere differential”
Shows time it happened

[trim gyro]

notice how planes don't usually do that

[austere pike]

Its also a sub-light speed so which space yamato can go 2.8km/s

[radiant cipher]

they're really bad knives

I wish they'd just sell actual sections of the armor instead

[rancid compass]

Submarines also don't suddenly get compressed but alas

[silver bear]

According to Nasa.gov

[dark solstice]

How about this piece, it will probs kill you tho

[trim gyro]

airframes have a rated lifespan for a reason, when shit breaks because of metal fatigue that is probably not the plane's fault

[silver bear]

The likely reason that aircraft failed that way

[wanton pelican]

Jokes aside, maintenance should be tonight?

[silver bear]

Is due to metal fatigue and fractures forming

[austere pike]

I want to put a rocket engine and 2 auxillary engines to yamato bruh

[silver bear]

which is more a sign of said plane being fuckin worn out

According to the same article

It SHOULD have only been abt 40in wide

[austere pike]

I want AZ to add yamato already huhu

[silver bear]

Ahh, yeah that’d also be nice

Just owning a piece of a BB would be cool

Is Texas doing anything with their scrapmetal?

[stark fox]

I mean, you aren’t buying a “Piece of Tirpitz knife” as a knife

[silver bear]

From the restoration

[stiff forum]

great

[dark solstice]

What if it starts attacking me ?

[meager haven]

AZ

[trim gyro]

they were selling bits of teak off NJ's deck, not sure if they still do

[static sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/shikimori-gif-25251680

[austere pike]

A fan art

[trim gyro]

but the wooden deck has to be periodically replaced so they probably will sell bits of Texas as well

[forest sparrow]

Could've sworn they already were selling bits of Texas's deck

[silver bear]

i remember hearing early on in the restoration their was talk of selling bits of the fucked up TDS blister

and they do sell some of Tex’s deck

Least, last i checked

[austere pike]

Memes

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379687527014731776/1493855016166101023/attachment.gif

[trim gyro]

no memes

[dark solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1469492317772845303/formi.gif

[peak vapor]

melon bun

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-punch-gif-16015986

[austere pike]

Yamato i need you!

..

.

[stark fox]

[forest sparrow]

I need my remaining Brooklyn-class ships

[stark fox]

We get it, you
Like the space boat

[sacred oak]

Lolimato

[worthy pagoda]

She's not alone

[stark fox]

She’s got little Beldums with her

[austere pike]

I like the ww2 ship more classic

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/beldum-pokemon-speed-gif-25747478

[rancid compass]

trust in CEO chan

[sacred oak]

I want an NX-01 version of this

[worthy pagoda]

Beldum paradox/future form

[austere pike]

Im going to sleep...

Goodnight

Oh right its morning in the states

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/madscrap-cannon-pirates-shooting-gif-25915353

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/metang-beldum-metagross-evolución-evolution-gif-15171241233816835648

[sacred oak]

Not anymore

Except Alaska and Hawaii I suppose

[dark solstice]

i say we go back to good old sail ships

Any way to generate wind in the space vacum?

Send Hms Victory to space to fight aliens

[worthy pagoda]

Not really, you can use solar sails though

[stark fox]

You could yadda yadda some solar sails

[trim gyro]

solar sails

[dark solstice]

But dont wanna use thrusters 😔

[dark solstice]

or do you guys mean use of solar radiation pressure

[silver bear]

Use Nukes

Orion drives

[worthy pagoda]

Yes that's how solar sails work

[dark solstice]

To reach a speed of just 1 metre per second (about 2 knots), it would take roughly 2.7 years (nearly 1,000 days) of constant pushing

[sacred oak]

Sun is constantly giving off particles. Mostly hydrogen atoms. A solar sail captures those as "wind"

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-bisoku-ayanami-javelin-laffey-z23-gif-17343310809733559364

[dark solstice]

In theory, yes, you could push HMS Victory in space using solar radiation pressure and her existing sails, but the results would be extremely slow.

i wanna use her sails because i am a weirdo tbh

maybe Trincomalee would be better and look sleaker

[sacred oak]

It's more like this

The sails need to be huge and very light

[sacred oak]

The reason comet tails always point away from the sun is because of solar wind carrying the vapor away

[dark solstice]

Thanks

[sacred oak]

Random star trek memes are funny because despite having seen the entire series, i can not remember the context of like 80% of the shit people post

[dark solstice]

supposedly having no pressure on the outside and the tempature fluctuations would be terrible for her hull 🙁

[dark solstice]

i just saw hms victory i dont even know or rmemeber it

[sacred oak]

Do i remember the model HMS Victory showing up? Yes. Could I tell you what it had to do with anything? Not a clue

[peak knoll]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88400922
Random character rendering just to disrupt the flow of the conversation

[dark solstice]

In 2365, Geordi La Forge was preparing to give a model of Victory to the captain of the starship USS Victory. The model was slightly damaged as a result of Moriarty's tampering with the holodeck

[sacred oak]

Than again, 160 hour-long episodes is quite a lot

Oh it was the Moriarty episode

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-meme-reaction-reaction-meme-ltg-gif-4897734485591340546

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1473019450289688769/20260216_191006.gif

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-azur-lane-gif-611235489385760039

[silver bear]

I adore her oathskin

the white stockings are mmm

[stiff forum]

Wife

[static sparrow]

[stiff forum]

Nappy

[weary iris]

Yummy food, can i eat her?

[meager haven]

No

[royal sigil]

[peak knoll]

And, random ranting about random stuff not game related:
I wanted to check the hanzi for this guy's name, but it seems the Japanese only gave the reading... Anyways, most likely characters for his name would make the following sequence: 楊文裡 (杨文里 in simplified hanzi)

[peak knoll]

Not food, but still a source of nutrition ~ for the soul, that is

||also, Memento Mori character spotted||

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477593179699019837/20260227_143700.gif

[weary iris]

[peak knoll]

Is that game still going?

[weary iris]

Yeah

[peak knoll]

Nice
I remember really liking it... I just kinda suffered from burnout due to being in the top guild of my server back then

I remember particularly loving this character here, partly because of same birthday ^•^

[weary iris]

I really like game artstyle

[peak knoll]

Indeed, it's gorgeous

[weary iris]

And music too

[weary iris]

But let’s not talk about other games here, or we’ll get banned

[late shale]

Hmm

[royal sigil]

[torpid kettle]

[noble blaze]

Correct me if I'm wrong but are we gonna have the Yumia/Ryza thing happen yet again with 2 events running at the same time with only 1 week in between? If so dear god why

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-shiroko-ブルアカ-シロコ-蔚藍檔案-gif-12436960734836726451

[modern dew]

SOMETIMES

but only sometimes

yknowatamsayin

[silver bear]

Wife

And would

[shut crane]

cat

[silver bear]

Guh

Wrong server perchance,

[signal delta]

I'm bored

[silver bear]

Hi Smol

I am aswell

[peak knoll]

Randomly reminded me of a time when, on some group chat, someone arrived and made some random comment... Then immediately wrote "my bad, wrong chat"... And further wrote "and wrong app altogether"

[upper flame]

The maintenance time still same right? It's just moved to Friday

[weak parrot]

breast titties

[meager haven]

Man tiddies

[loud herald]

my fave

[silver bear]

Oh god damnit

My ear is starting to ache like a bitch

I gotta stop clenching my jaw at rest

[wanton pelican]

Poke it

[silver bear]

instructions unclear, ear removed

[light fable]

With a q tip

[meager vine]

jiggle jiggle

[shut crane]

So weird seeing this empty

[sick crest]

it's a ghost

[vital karma]

head empty

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1458802047561236511/20260102_154041.gif

[tight goblet]

woah

[meager haven]

Lean pool

How did she even get onto the hammock

If it’s over the water

[silver bear]

Swing it up onto the side

flop in and swing?

[meager haven]

Dreadful

[silver bear]

Or, you just wade into it

That water doesn’t look deep

[meager haven]

Even more dreadful

Nothing worse than a pool that doesn’t even go 6ft

[gentle charm]

My plane works

[silver bear]

Looks more like a leisure pool

Than a dive one

some hotels have multiple different depths of pools

srry for ping btw

[teal girder]

How to use q tip

[meager haven]

For what

[ember spindle]

rub it around your ear to take off any oil and grime and stuff
DO NOT STICK IT IN YOUR EAR CANAL
DO NOT STICK IT IN YOUR EAR CANAL
DO NOT STICK IT IN YOUR EAR CANAL

[meager haven]

Awful

[teal girder]

For use suggested above

[teal girder]

Only pliers or professional people in your ear canal

[meager haven]

For ear? Just shove it in and slpspurpurp. But uh technically you shouldn’t

[teal girder]

Also noted ear picking ASMR

[silver bear]

Im sorry

But PLIERS

UHH

what

[meager haven]

Sometimes earwax can harden

Or bug

[teal girder]

The whole point of picking ear is to take shit out

Q tip push it further in

Pliers is open ended

[silver bear]

Oh

[peak knoll]

What if it was actually a volleyball net

[silver bear]

I was thinking like, industrial pliers

For pulling wires

[meager haven]

Blow her up

[silver bear]

Or cutting shit

[meager haven]

Just cut out the ear problem solved

[fathom dirge]

anyone want some kebab

[sleek cape]

Hi guys

[fathom dirge]

[fathom dirge]

[dusk dragon]

Gmornin

[fathom dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-gif-6391570776804116348

[peak vapor]

alsace 👀

[peak knoll]

Lamb, please

[teal girder]

Gunpla water decal pliers

Titan Reiner prob can use industrial pliers for his ear

[peak knoll]

Just remembered I was going to ask something...
"Landing a bullseye", when does that happen? Is it any time the rearguard fires a load (I don't really know the proper term here; volley or salvo, or platypus) and it lands more or less on the spot the target is, or is there some other condition? Also, how does that work on quickly moving targets?

[fathom dirge]

i got lamb

[peak knoll]

Good start
What's the serving size, and the price?

[silver bear]

Yeah. I googled them

[teal girder]

First, enemy needs to draw a bullseye on their ship

[fathom dirge]

nono i dont sell

i bought some

[peak knoll]

Guess I failed by design, then

[peak knoll]

Ah, then I can fetch some tea; there are some nice Turkish dealers around, and it's not that expensive per package

[fathom dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-uma-musume-gif-9175895650199721200

[peak knoll]

Guess I'm late

Time go ask the local Türkiye restaurant for some, then

[fathom dirge]

im drinking cola with the kebab

[fathom dirge]

cola goated

[peak knoll]

I like certain cola drinks, no comment there... But with kebab, you should have something else...

[fathom dirge]

what else

[peak knoll]

If not alcoholic, then tea or juice

[fathom dirge]

i only drink cola zero

[ember spindle]

turkey mentioned

[fathom dirge]

dont like the other cola variants

[peak knoll]

Understandable

[fathom dirge]

this is the only other soft drink i like

its german

[peak knoll]

Dishonor on me, now... Do remind me what that drink was, please

[fathom dirge]

its like cola but mixed with lemonade

[peak knoll]

Ah, what's the base flavor?

[fathom dirge]

cola + lemonade

[fathom dirge]

the text on the bottom literally just says coca cola with orange lemonade

[peak knoll]

Uh... "Cola" as in Coca-Cola?

[fathom dirge]

yes

[peak knoll]

I can't really see the text on the bottom

[peak knoll]

I see

[fathom dirge]

yea ik

its written in german anyway

but yea its original coca cola with orange lemonade

[peak knoll]

Not a real problem on my side, though

Nice

[fathom dirge]

you know german?

[peak knoll]

I managed to learn a decent amount about fifteen years ago

Never actively used it much, though

Can still read it, anyways

[fathom dirge]

you live in turkey right?

[peak knoll]

Nope, Chile

Studied Turkish with a Turk exchange student at my first university, though

[fathom dirge]

you mentioned turkey multiple times so i thought 😭

[ember spindle]

an anise spirit akin to ouzo. it's usually drunk with fish rather than kebab, but "turkey = rakı" is a funny joke still

[fathom dirge]

damn

[peak knoll]

Isn't "turkey" called "tavuk", though?

Or did I mix my birds up again

Wait... It was "hindi"

"tavuk" was, uh, "chicken", maybe

[ember spindle]

i mean turkey the country
"hindi" is turkey the bird

[peak knoll]

The country is called "Türkiye", is it not? Or does it have some other names regionally?

I didn't get too far as to know puns, though, so I'm actually lost there XD sorry

[devout bough]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HFKAkF3XkAAdJ4g.webp

Good morner

[peak knoll]

How to bacon

[thorn shard]

Rare find obtained

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[peak knoll]

That image at the background of the meowfficer...

[devout horizon]

Hmmm...

[peak knoll]

Ah, wait, it says ⟨pan⟩ for "pantsu", right

[fathom dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1458635074106032188/lion_rawr_smaller.gif

[cunning sundial]

Yes

[peak knoll]

insert ⟨gao⟩ sound effects

[fathom dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1488228033847365662/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[dark solstice]

Leon,Lyon,lion

[silver bear]

Hi formi

[real hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-friedrich-der-große-ulrich-von-hutten-smile-gif-25556549

[teal girder]

Nope

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-cats-cat-hug-cat-love-gif-9176149428765300540

[sacred oak]

Raaah i finally got one

[fathom dirge]

is that a football

[fathom dirge]

this looks so weird

[teal girder]

Did you catch cleanly at your seat?

The closest one I had to twist fingers with another person

[cunning sundial]

Ok so uhm. I ordered my Musashi and Shinano plush two weeks ago. Still not here.

I am going insane

[fathom dirge]

just wait faster

[cunning sundial]

Hru sure

[fathom dirge]

huh

[cunning sundial]

How are you sure.

[fathom dirge]

you just gotta wait faster

always works

[fathom dirge]

[cunning sundial]

[ember spindle]

<@&472236072743600148> omg mrbreast is doing the thing again /s

[tacit plover]

<@&472236072743600148> nuke them

[ember spindle]

wait the only online banhammer havers are <@&460646206851252224>

[lusty marsh]

lane is on vacation

[lusty marsh]

we got date a lane and now vacation lane

I deserve a vacation

[icy herald]

me too

[radiant glade]

all the admins have to moderator role, so they still see it

[peak knoll]

Question: what use is the "projection" feature from research characters?

[lusty marsh]

hello gameplay helper

wow i havent been here for a bit again

[normal comet]

as skk, you must satisfy every girls even in vacation

[peak knoll]

What if they don't take vacation?

[ember spindle]

it lets you use multiple skins of one research ship in your secretary rotation
with a normal ship you can just have multiple instances of the ship and put different skins on each one, but research ships are singletons, so they get this

[royal sigil]

[peak knoll]

Ah, so it requires having the skins

[normal comet]

stuck with mogador for one week i guess

[ember spindle]

yes

[royal sigil]

[radiant glade]

don't group me with those people

[peak knoll]

There are wiser and less extenuating ways to pass away

[ember spindle]

aggressively pats the door mogger's head

[normal comet]

sanction based on geneva suggestion, i suppose

[weak parrot]

balls vacation

[peak knoll]

With Mogador, more like dried out and put out of commission

[weak parrot]

community menstruation event

[peak knoll]

[weak parrot]

[peak knoll]

Kinda looks like MapleStory character

[cunning sundial]

Maple? Maple syurp? You dare to say maple infront of a canadian

[peak knoll]

Yeah, so?

[cunning sundial]

It's like saying oil infront of a American

[peak knoll]

Ah

Interesting

[ember spindle]

eh*

[weak parrot]

Maple oil

[lusty marsh]

where else do u go

cause ive seen u before...

[peak knoll]

えっ

[radiant glade]

Literally only in here.
I've posted in history maybe 5 times, and off-topic once. Lore a few times.

[lusty marsh]

huh... thought u were in other places...

[radiant glade]

GPH smelly

[lusty marsh]

Maybe ive been gone here for so long im hallucinating

[radiant glade]

it happens

[lusty marsh]

I havent played azur lane in a month until like a few days ago

and even then I rarely get on

[light fable]

I play everyday. Need to say hi to my shipgirls.

[cunning sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/fremm-french-navy-marine-nationale-frégate-destroyer-gif-15382425361417266522

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-headpat-laffey-bunny-gif-20301757

[normal comet]

i special touch my shipwife everyday

[fresh pulsar]

maint soon?

[normal comet]

yea

[fresh pulsar]

how many hrs

[normal comet]

no idea

sometimes mt after mt

[fresh pulsar]

ok thx i'll just wait

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-essex-azur-lane-gif-26532130

[ionic gulch]

lwky just woke up and the first I see is this

https://tenor.com/view/itzillit-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-1344318570403703586

[cunning sundial]

Plane go boom

[fresh pulsar]

do you know why she's holding a lemon?

[sleek cape]

Lebron

[ember spindle]

two (2) of essex's many, many voice lines point to her liking either lemonade or eating straight lemons, and one (1) of 's voice lines points to her disliking lemons. this somehow grew into an idea that essex bullies either enty with lemons

[fresh pulsar]

she's cute despite the memes

[fleet flume]

Cute and actually cool sometimes

She just wanted to one up her senpai

[ember spindle]

❤️

[sleek cape]

New photo dropped

[ember spindle]

shinanaphone

[heady pawn]

The lighting makes the whole thing looking like miniature

[severe lion]

[sick crest]

The worm

[severe lion]

I got tomadachi life and im making hipper

[severe lion]

[light fable]

Yes to nano posting

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-shinano-azur-lane-gif-4986490939895895177

[light fable]

Comrade Shinano!

[weak parrot]

sus

[teal girder]

I see helichopper

[silver bear]

Hello

[gentle charm]

I made a ramjet

[full blade]

how would a conversation of Asuka(from NGE) and Hipper go?

[severe lion]

HUH?!

[teal girder]

In German

[severe lion]

BAKA

(german)

[teal girder]

Germbaka

[full blade]

also I got to be inside a old yellow voltswagon beetle today, saw a black camero with a decepticon logo, and then a red flat face old semi with a white stripe today

yea…a alien robot war is finna happen ong

[severe lion]

Hipper got ambitious maverick personality

[severe lion]

BAKA

Im commissioning a new art

its just one panel

of Glowworm and Hipper building a model kit together

[ember spindle]

dummkopf

[stable plank]

would you still love me if i was a glowworm

[normal comet]

[ember spindle]

they repeat "huh?!" and "dummkopf!" to each other like two tf2 players spamming "spy!" and "sentry ahead!"

[weak parrot]

fleshy shinano balls

[severe lion]

and then they kiss

yuri

[fathom dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-gif-9700368484468127277

[weak parrot]

i'm gonna touch you

[gentle charm]

Is this fast?

[sick crest]

A tiny bit

[gentle charm]

will be nice since this map is bigger than Earth

[cedar hawk]

since when was bee a con

[full blade]

it was a black one, maybe same alt mode but different person?

maybe its steve the vehicon

[weak parrot]

living on a barrier island seems pretty interesting

[spiral olive]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-essex-azur-lane-gif-26407233

Bang Tango Time

[weak parrot]

living on a 3 mile wide island

3 miles wide and 27 miles long

[teal girder]

Wilson fren

[silver bear]

Down in Georgia, one of the larger barrier islands actually has old coastal defense gun emplacements

[teal girder]

Reload them and shoot

[silver bear]

The guns are gone

just the fortifications

Someone apparently tried tearing one of em down

and couldnt crack the position

And gave up

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/a23-gif-2281651499904368683

[spiral olive]

1 way to make a friend

[sleek cape]

I lost a friend🗣️🔥🔥

Somewhere along in the bitterness🗣️🔥🔥

[ionic gulch]

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/ghidorah-godzilla-gojira-gif-8781946