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male nikkes:
real 
But it aint got the first impression, and Nexon just culled the entire male population to 1 and that left a sour taste
Hands
idk if i should open my wallet for this
Foot fetish skin
very wife
Is that a mechanical arm not attached to anything touching her???
would lick those feet ngl
Imagine he add banner in nikke 
Gyatt pro max
a gyatt that only a Nikke could dream 


Nikkes be like:
【アズールレーン】 悠久のカタルシス
【Azur Lane】 Yuukyuu no Catharsis - Switching Vocals Special
- Featuring -
Javelin (CV: Nozomi Yamane)
Laffey (CV: Maria Naganawa)
Z23 (CV: Rika Abe)
Ayanami (CV: You Taichi)
Enterprise (CV: Yui Ishikawa)
Belfast (CV: Yui Horie)
Akagi (CV: Mai Nakahara)
Kaga (CV: Ai Kayano)
Unicorn (CV: Ai...
Very peak all shipgirl vocals
you wanted aircraft carrier they gave you battleship
Ts is in special build
I should start trying to get her in heavy build
A girlfailure having a feet skin... not sure how to feel about this one.
Exchange it. 
save up 400 pulls then get her from selector ig
Saving up 800 cubes isn't a joke lmao.
Idk why warspite, eugen and atago i really love the song
so he can always have more boolets?

Yes please!
i can defeat Nelson
Please dont view if you easily get nautious over dead sheeps
thats like a ship fell into you
HMS Revenge, HMS Rodney, and HMS Nelson
Revenge is such a nice name
Probably yes
HMS Vengeance
last time i saw someone attacked at a club it was 3 girls attacking some guys friends he was trying to protect and they had their heels in their hands whacking him lol
Just putting some underloved IB girls in the classroom
jk jk
Sister zenker
Angry face eugen
there's a negev at the site of B
One DNA
alvitr mention

true, real men prefer real ships. i mean like akashi 

make her happy
doooooo it
I scrapped her last week
Where Leipzig
West of Dresden and south of Berlin
I forgot Alvitr existed ngl
Same. Giga forgettable event
little akashi when
Just make that a Meowfficer
Am I tweaking or does Z2’s augment nerf her
I ain’t gonna waste the coin to craft it but I don’t see no +40% AoA damage on her augment’s stats.
it changes it to 8% damage on everything stacking up to three times, so no that's not a nerf it is a massive buff
Illegal
40% AoA on her is basically worthless
still bad
Shush
hipper no
84FP 433TRP at 120, you really don't care about a few pathetic little AP rounds
no it is not
it is for your own good
😔
no she's right
For like half a decade now
Why
Unfortunately yes
Because you see her every day bro.

Our beloved scam cat, right?
Zamn
Muchi
look I don’t know what to post today so I’m just gonna post AL memes
Post what's posted every day, booba
Kashino?
kow

oh yeah that’s right
ay yo where did Belfast get a RPG?
She needs a nuke
And then she is fully equipped
This is America
nah.
a car.
there’s nothing wrong with the car… unless you turn the key
'Merica
Its actually a Transformer
seggs?
the foolish English man doesn’t know
I aint English man
okay okay I’ll give you the context
That reference to this game?
I forgot its name
Saw some memes
team fortress 2.
but no, the video should explain it without saying it

i can hear the laughs
Coffee better
Yandere Belfast is kinda terrifying to think about
Coffee with Cigarette the best 
i got you coverd fam
Yeah. Better not be yandere
this is as close as you get
Sushi floof better 🍣
dude
all floof good
I mean as a kitsune
Sushi first floof i oathed tho
ALL FLOOF GOOD
Okay fair.
I collected 91 cubes for Amagi Cv
this is why i dont drink tea 

That means you are not our sect 

I will die from asthma if i have a cigarette
I already have asthma
Oof
Nope
Awww
got both at home

fluff
dont you threaten me with a good time
I play Nikke, and a few of my clannies are French. One of the characters, Red Hood, is called ''Carmine'' in the French version. I always hear this in the back of my head whenever I see a screencap of her in French
Aww
@pastel oracle wake up buddy, implac posting is happening
the reference is to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Troubles and cars that surreptitiously get rigged to explode when started
belfast's relation to all this is that she's irish. although she'd sure as hell not be in the car bomb faction
Why Honolulu hair reddish orange
Zaralulu?
oi peoples
we better start calling emergency services, 2 implacs have been posted and infernal is nowhere in sight
Plymouth looks a lot like Ultimatia from Ragna crimson not gonna lie
miaw
Hello
devonshire

Hmm
hind nippes 



thats surprisingly difficult to do actually
stupid too
food gone to waste for what?
agreed
just so you can prove your stupidity
i genuinly hate videos on YT or any other platform where food is wasted in the most stupid of ways (howtobasic for example)
i found epicmeal time entertaining as a kid

the more i watched it the more i learned to hate it

the more you grow up the more you start learning the cost of living
Slap ass!
Or Datt ASS
WEAK minded manjuu, one cup and he's hoisting his white flag
So what's the collab with? I don't get it. Is it "date a live" or "dead or alive"?

Dead or alive, Date a live already happened last year in November
truly an EN moment when AL litterally announced the game in name
https://fixupx.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2044415458498212319
It's rerun
I now place
I mean new
someone send help
I will never get over how the cost of a McDonald’s McChicken has tripled it price in less than a decade.
who is this? (genuine question)
Hullo
Unicorn
hullo?
Price hiking for the sake of it under guise of other calamities?
According to some theories, the third sickest yandere
such a cute and shy girl turn into third sickest yandere?
who second and first?
Unicorn
- Akagi
what makes her third..
Hmm
According to some references, she stalks very roughly and does certain things that, for example, Akagi would not do.
Roon and Taiho are above because they could even ban the commander (I'm looking at Roon for this one)
sometimes i would think that yanderes stalking me should be confronted (in romance way of course...)
You put the bar in front of them and say, "Here you go, ladies, it's theirs." XD
ban....?
would you elaborate on that? i still dont understand bout that
so this
I meant that they could actually go as far as killing Roon and Taiho here, even if they were inaction.
Unicorn is questionable, but there are theories that suggest that in certain cases of deep depression, she could easily cross this line.
But since these are really theories within the theory, it fits.
So they're highlighting a reason "depression" that has changed a lot of people
There could be many girls who would just go Yandere without us knowing if they get hit that hard or fall into a depression where they really feel like there's no way back.
Bros saying Unicorn is the biggest yandere in theory but can’t come up with a theory that says Taihou would make you die?
you see sergeant
i ensure all locking mesaures and top tier for my door
aka the most impossible thing to open
that lock with the chain
road to 3000 cubes 
Taiho is a clingy yandere. Roon and Unikornis are possessive, dominant yanderes.
There is a slight difference between the two.
maa if you want to be technical about it Roon isn't even a yandere -w-
what does akagi fall under
she held me at gun point
bird
You'll get the rod tonight, peace of mind
XDDDDD

Taihou’s a bitch
Sames like Atago
Atago’s a dawg
Atago is gold miner XDDDD
Infu ohayo 
Apri hello
kelp ohayo 
Ye
Secretly, every girl wants this magic wand
Roon literally doesn’t care

He said girl
Unicorn is NOT a Yandere.
Any theories relating to her being Yandere are wrong
Yeah but scary face
Also you forgot the actual most dangerous one
Junyo
The one who is convinced you are her childhood friend
Finally a collab event again..... i can save my cubes up to 4k cubes now lets goooo cubesaver

AKA. The fucking crazy one
Roon is just violent for the love of the game
The Austrians painter 2.0
Are you implying rare ships exist?
XDDDD
as somebody said it, we didn’t bring a ship girl to life we brought a turret strapped to a ship
commanders I need your oil
to life
Mainly Sirens and those deemed enemies.
She doesn’t like hurting allies
roon it’s a gun that gained sapiens

now you tell her where to shoot

A quick explanation of each Yandere.
Akagi: Basic bitch Yandere.
Taihou: Yandere that cannot handle negative comments or she death spirals.
Roon: gets orgasmic pleasure from killing enemies, only starts to care about you after a while.
Junyo: Thinks you are a childhood friend (Fucking insane)
Alwyn: She fat.
By the way, dogs can understand why their noses are wet when they are always rubbing their noses on their owners, but foxes were not close to humans, so how is this possible? 
Roon literally won't go crazy for you if you don't give her entryway for it
Also it’s more like you replace violence for her
jezus i read the junyou quotes page... that woman needs help
I like: She fat
She’s just a nommer
Roon says consent matters
manjuu doesn't want you to know this but the blues are kinda wrong in the head -w-
type shit
Fortunately, I only prefer the more serious ones, Belfast, Edinburgh, Sheffield, Glasgow, Liverpool, Manchester, Newcastle

Did someone say feet
damn my coins hardcapped


L
free robux 
He asked for feet not Beast 
We will never see u again 🙏 😭
Let's say the only one to be afraid of is Formidable, she's legendary heavy, I'd watch her sit on someone and flatten them.
XDDD
annnd that was my second to last BB retro done
only Ise left
There's a lot of weight on her beautiful butt and front bumper
only 25 retros left in general 

not heavy, L U M B E R I N G
And this is how you get over a girl, praising her but also punishing her. 
Hmm
only 5% left until 100% collection 
Nut
Aisu 
..
Junyo Meta doubles down on it
Hi aya
Melted
hi
Nah
bruh
“What if... Just speculating, of course, but... What if you and I had known each other since long ago...? Things would be a lot different to how are they now... wouldn't they”
Wrong chat
“Thank you, Commander. This proves to me that our relationship is real – that it has ALWAYS been real – and not some figment of my imagination... I want to be with you, now and forever.”
Not u
because she a dog 
What if I hit Junyo with the bippitty boppity boo
Snom
Who are you? @tight goblet
If we look at it this way, the entire Tako class is
I'm snow
He’s water
Ohh
Then you might become her property
Snow?
He melted
Yab
The Snow trademarked

I don't melt btw
Yes you do
Shut up sea veggie
Mean
lol
I am not mean
🧐

kelp pickles
Hmm...
Silence, one medal is talking
leave wiwy alone
she just
Never seen pickled kelp
Get to work then sea veggie
and food
Become the thing
pink Kanzan cherry blossoms.
I've been wanting to try them -w-
mmm pickles
Zamn Alaska
ya
Wut?
Lmao
I agree
It's not hard to guess what it is.
I'm reading about slavery

We was in SLAYvery
Don't shoot, i caputilate
Sea veggie im enslave u
ah i was wrong

I will proliferate beyond your control.
Nah
Revenge for the Diamond

Kuu-chan omg
Anyway, a big question, as far as I know, the Russians didn't have a huge naval fleet, so they brought their marines with them, what's in the game?

Blueprints, Stolen ships and more

the usual when an irl fleet isn't that big -w-
hi germany
hi china
especially china
Most of Russia’s girls are blueprints,
A good chunk of them are just ships borrowed from other nations
idk how manjuu keeps finding stuff for dragon empery -w-
Kuu-Chan like wife?
What I know about Men of War Red Tide is the displaced Black Sea Fleet that included the Caucasus and about 2 dozen smaller destroyers.
So 24 destroyers?
You think this game gives a shit about destroyers
Cute

Most of the ships we get now are battleships or cruisers
oh but they do
who else can be the perfect event roster filler? 
and i'll eat it up every time
do something abt it pin

I love my Wait One Week to Buy girl
why yes i gave her 5 votes in the popularity poll why do you ask
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_cruiser_Krasny_Kavkaz The only famous ship in the Black Sea Fleet
Krasny Kavkaz (from Russian: "Красный Кавказ" – "Red Caucasus") was a cruiser of the Soviet Navy that began construction during World War I, but was still incomplete during the Russian Revolution. Her design was heavily modified by the Soviets, and she was completed in 1932. During World War II she supported Soviet troops during t...
easy, they bring out pre-war ships, paper ships that were kinda sorta imagined and daydream retros that never existed or were planned into reality
i'm still surprised about Huacha 
wym you somehow found the commented idea of a battlecruiser to be built in austria-hungary
SMS Szent István
Tottenkopf
and others
Let's say I would rather see Hungarian-style ships like the Balaton, Tatra, Mátra, Danube, Szent István
I don't even know if any of the DE shipgirls we have in-game were actually built by china
The only problem is that most of these are destroyer
(Tatra, Mátra, Danube, Balaton)
If we look at it this way, the Light Cruisers and Destroyers carried the war on their backs, and the Submarines
Pocket battleships and battleships were largely just decorations and display pieces
I think you’d argue that the carriers did that
all of them contributed in their own ways
but you also just have assloads more DDs and crusiers
Compared to BCs, BBs, and CVs
Khm Hood
Eh?
Motherships were a kind of abandoned children in the fleets for a long time. After the successful English attack, the Italians, Germans, and Japanese realized that they could be used for valuable things, and America began to push for this after they saw the successful Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor, which they had originally learned from the English.
Wut?
If you mean “Carriers”
They were not abandoned

In case you didn’t realize they built 7 of the damn things before WWII even started
There's a movie where they were considered junk for a very long time, like CVs.
uh
And during that time built a shitload more
No
CVs were always seen as valuable assets
Its just they quite quickly went from “support of the battle line”
to the main sword of a navy
as attacks on Taranto(?) and Pearl Harbor showed
105 or so carriers of all types before the wars end
After a successful test attack on the Italians from 3 carriers around 1940, the British
Toronto
Isnt that the Canadian spelling?
That’s just how I’ve seen it spelled
Yeah

The film shows this successful English attack and how skeptical the commanders of the time were about the CV.
Fuckin’ Canada taking names from everywhere in Europe
What movie are you even talking about?
Some key people really pushed for the attack to fail.
I'm not sure if I've seen it but will there be a skin pack to purchase for the next events ?
The British had ideas of using aircraft to assault Wilhelmshaven in 1918
I don't know because I saw it a long time ago, but I know it was a movie from 2000-2010.
they have the honor of being the first to use an aircraft in support of a major naval action
At Jutland
And I'm actually looking for the movie because I want to watch it again.
but yeah
CVs were ALWAYS seen as very important vessels
(You don’t build ships that large if they aren’t)
the collab is tomorrow right?
Ever since Aircraft were strapped with guns, people realized how important they are
Due to the 100% scientific reasoning of
“People never look up”
It's the 17th
whaa


nvm that's the rerun the new one is on friday
That doesn’t quite work when you have a loud ass engine overhead
Theyre seperate?
How the hell did 4 people not read this?
@stark fox the Ai help with me

Azul Lane
yes
Ive been playing Empire at War
Wait it’s not 2 grinding events again right?
And lord, do i suck at Rebel Alliance gameplay
watching my X-wings get mulched by a shitbucket with lasers
Js dip into mail oil
Hell yeah! Lemme in there! Time to grind baby!
wao friday event
The oldest of Myoko class is rare while her sisters are elites
Well Nachi initially rare but she got a nice retro

Hello
Sup guys Bring On The World Today Bring On All The Love Today 
Show Me A Lifetime Guys Like I Never Seen 
Pls care of @pliant warren start to dm randomly for selling things
yoink

hey, all I have to say is that a cold front is approaching and I have a headache and my leg feels like it's going to fall off
remove spine
should fix most of your problems
np
left, right or middle?

The one on the right and the one in the middle have nothing to do with it, it really hurts that there isn't even a single Azur Lane character in this world XD
I'll never tire of this skin
I coming momy pls spank me
XDDDD
hmm
🔊 🔊
🔊 🔊 And Then Alfredo Oriani Said "What Are We, Workers At A Pizza Place?"
i hope implacy gets a dorm that would be so peak
real
Hmm
pat Akagi
well of course 
and lick
where's that comic strip of a bunch of foxes locking their tails to form a giant ball of floof

No idea
peak
dont ask what Im doing rn
listening to music?
Honey~
Holy
?
my fox, I was at work and then the expensive one came
expensive fox?
expensive fur coat?
It's a wild piecebut it's very cute and I say that because mine dared to get quite close, it came within about 50 meters
Damn floofs
I think it might have been younger because adults run away as soon as we notice them.
I wish I could pet you. 
stare
pets an odd looking fox
develops rabies
dies
The Franklin 
I remember we used to have a certain Yorktown enjoyer
Now he is nowhere to be seen.
I like baddies
Dead
One of my favorite bunny skins
Next to Shinano's bunny skin
What if you become a rabie
Scary disease tho
is the collab starting tmrw or next week?
Rightfully so
I appear
omg is that a dead or alive xtreme venus vacation reference
No clue I just saw robo cop and this
friday
Starts on Friday
cant wait for the collab! as i say not even knowing who those characters are
and how long it lasts? tried looking in the new but i'm not seeing any dates
except for the "rerun after 25th maint"
Usually 2 weeks
That rerun is should be for the older banner
inchresting
sakagi
Possibly yes
Ascension When How Long Must I Wait
Who is playing wt naval?
last wt navel video i watched was dollarplays when the big ships came out and biz would detonate if you sneezed at it lol
Rank 5 naval is boring as hell
Biscuit doesn’t have the silly ass 105mm deck armor
that Shiny Horse gets
Scharnie just has hilarious thick monoblock deck armor
Buff the armor of hms dreadnought
im fairly certain the armor scheme is accurate
Its just as usual
Gaijins shit ass attempt at balancing being ass
the BR system is just fucking terrible and its designed that way
They do not care abt naval
and have no intention on fixing it
I'm getting uptiered to rank 6 I'm fighting against Ersatz York or Baden
again
WT is fucking asscheeks game
Balance wise
and they have no intention on fixing that
And All it ever will be
I just have such sorrow for it being a really cool game mechanically
Handled by absolute money grubbing dipshits
and their Russia simping moderators
Half hour im shooting most of the time at bots
It's boring
Which gamemode?
Of the people who talk abt naval
Naval realistic battle
it seems like arcade is better
cuz the aiming mechanics arent as obtuse
SHINANO BIGGER
It uses BSP style aiming
Damn she got buffed
BUFF INGAME PLEASE
I don't remember Shinano's being that large lmao
She isn’t baseline
the boobflation even hit Slow Ahead lol
(Im def not complainin)
Don't even start with aiming mechanic it's piece of shit and it's still buggy
interestingly enough Taihou's are actually... believable
Zui Zui
Honestly
||Zui says Shou is better||
Both are perfect
both are great
huge turkey
yus
I just prefer Shou
It's called being humble
Hmm... True, actually
I do it on purpose at times
I... Don't really talk to anyone in real life, so nope to any scenario
Peak
I was in a tank
im going out in a blaze of glory gentlemen, die well
Couldn't avoid thinking of that one song by Bon Jovi
Cold war tank?
the goober
God, shortstack shinano in slow ahead anime is insane
Please, shortstack shinano ingame too 
We need her sister to appear in slow ahead aswell
She's portrayed as huge, yet not tall, though (as per the game)
Shinano knows what skk is dreaming
No, game shows her to be somewhat slightly taller than average in art
Does she approve?
But average big azur lane boobs
But not huge
Big
Far under the kashino weight class
Far under Kashino and Taihou too
Pretty sure in her default art she's short, while Ryuuhou looks tall
Just look at the boob tier list
Nope
In her default, her legs are long AF
Kashino is in a league of her own
Gotta check that, I guess
U say that, but we have cowpens and taihou catching up
And the CN ship
Ah... I arrived late for that event, and didn't get her
But it is less of short, and more of chubby
She's average asian height
But she is sure as hell squishy
Certainly, being plump makes one look shorter
Squishy fox
Squishy is good
Yes
But Slow Ahead anime has it right
Shinano needs to be bigger
Her boobs have been getting reduced in most of her art
Just thought... "East Asian" average height, perhaps? Because people from India and from the Near East (South) tend to be tall
That I read, though I don't really pay much attention to the skins as I like the default one... Also because of no money
Indians have their own category, and their entire island is literally technically their own continent that is pushing up against the greater Asian plate
That it is
The whole mountain range is technically the interactions between both continental plates pushing against each other
ngl i thought Yukino was lion in that skin
But, as someone from South America, I actually like marking the distinction

A lot of EU MSM has been trying to dilute and mislead people
By calling everyone Asians
By that logic, Russians are Asians too
Actually, yes: a large chunk of their population is Asian, indeed, as well as about 85% of their land
Ya so Russians are Asian yeah? 
Russia is in Asia
It is described as a bicontinental country, actually

I describe Europe as ending at the Russian border
aren’t they considered asian by geography, but European by ethnicity
So Australia
This isn’t my wheelhouse
who knows and who cares? As long as everyone agrees that they are not categorized under as Asians
They are Asian
That's where you have to distinguish the European Russians (the Slavic peoples, and perhaps the Caucasian peoples) from the Asian Russians (Turkic, Mongols, other Altaic, Siberian)
Asian is so broad as to be meaningless, yes.
But that also kinda means I can use it however I want
ENTY ENTY ENTY ENTY ENTY ENTY ENTY
It's used to mislead and misinform, because of how inaccurate the categorization is today
Just as the USA gets to be called "America" by the rest of the world, oftentimes forgetting there's a whole continent
I can say Asian and it can be people of all colors
I will call Canadians americans from now on
Mexicans too

They're all Americans
They live on North and South America
No American has ever been bothered by "Yanks" yet for some reason only the British use that term
Mexico is still North America, though
Ok, Venezuelians are Americans too
This is correct
Brazilians are Americans
Yes

I'm from Chile, though
You mean "yankee"?
Happens
Yanks is a shorten term for that
Ur american
Jerries
pr9 will have better ships
My stomach is not happy rn
rip
PR9 will be 5 Cunibertis
Mine is empty like always
In this economy?
Eat then
You too
Yankee should only ever be used as part of a song or in reference to the baseball team
Didn't know that... I know people from Latin America (especially Hispanic America) would call them that, and in my case I am called that as well due to being white (people here don't really make a difference: whether European or from North America, or even from the German peoples from the Southern regions here, everyone is "un gringo")
Gringo is usually used as an insult but it doesn't bother us
Uh... Why? I'm lost there
I don't think there's a why. It's just what people do
Wait... "Us"? With that Chinese name?
No one uses Yankee or yanks except for the British
or people in the south when they refer to northerners
Do people still do that?
Pretty sure certain leaders from the region down here do use that term XD
Interesting
I wouldn't be surprised if some idiots were using it
Only two ships good from this PR season is Meckle and Gouden
Oh I'm sorry was I supposed to use my real name online?
No, but it's funny when a chinese name says they're white
Idiots indeed, as it is explicitly used on insulting speech
Good morning.
Ah, no, sorry
It's just rather unusual to see people resort to Chinese for a nickname
I apoligize for my unculturedness
Arriving during convos is a roller coaster
True
yes
Chileno Chino close enough
Interesting
My racist korean friend makes that joke
tf is this topics
There's also a large Chinese population here, actually
Not Korean
PR9 will be 5 nanodas
it is a bit odd
yall got nothing else actual interesting to talk about instead of this
wtf
not really
Murm hour
Stella Sora half Anni tomorrow
Post murm
Wooo
Let's talk about bread, then
Go support the game made by Yostar
We have 3 topics we could fall back on.
- Boobs
- Why skins need to be more modest
- pc port
Yostart
pick one
"yo, start"
I'd go with 2
Ah, that's what it was about
I agree with the cute generic meowfficer
wish there was more with this girlfailure
Let's see: nervous, heart beating fast, short of breath... Cardiac arrest it is
PR9 will be this
My racist supervisor says "ching chong chinaman" to a Filipino dude










