al-general

[wanton pelican]

[rose spire]

Don’t lie Takagi we all know you spend money

[light fable]

I now gave the habit of buying all the new L2D skins as they drop

[peak knoll]

Just checked... Those purchases alone made about one fifth of what my monthly salary was...

[light fable]

I wonder what my total spent is. Been playing since day one...must be in the thousands already

[peak knoll]

Damn

Are you perhaps among the top 1% earners of your country? Or just live on a rather well doing economy

[prime pulsar]

My only payment logs i have

[peak knoll]

What's that currency?

[prime pulsar]

Brazilian real

[peak knoll]

Ah

[light fable]

Far from top earner.

[viscid nest]

gta online is the biggest gacha ever

[light fable]

Just working all the time.

Just did 2 months non stop

[peak knoll]

You know, certain economies are such that "working all the time" amounts to about 50 USD a month...

[light fable]

[peak knoll]

Biggest gacha ever would be those silly machines that used to be outside each candy store

[modern yoke]

joined al-general chat

[light fable]

I thought Fifa was the biggest gacha ever

[peak knoll]

Pretty much how I felt on some other game discord when people started talking politics

[modern yoke]

Real

Flood of questions

[jaunty adder]

@wanton pelican

[weary trellis]

become a mcgical girl

[wanton pelican]

Hi Arsene how are you?

[vital basalt]

That is called: dedications

[peak knoll]

I have absolutely no idea what that might be, but it'll probably haunt my dreams, and I'll probably sleep soundly thanks to it

[light fable]

[weary trellis]

imagine if every guy around the world has a magical girl form

[worthy pagoda]

Jane doe from zzz

[light fable]

Did my part funding the new anime xD

[peak knoll]

https://myanimelist.net/anime/8841/Kore_wa_Zombie_desu_ka?q=Zombie&cat=anime

[vital basalt]

Very good, I’m supporting this game too

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/magical-girl-ore-anime-transformation-flirt-flex-gif-17613346

[peak knoll]

Yeah, pretty much like that, except Ayumu is slender

[light fable]

Damn. The box sets I have a bit faded. But that anime was hilarious

[peak knoll]

I still wish a third season was produced

[light fable]

Indeed

[molten fractal]

Tiki tiki

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/kyubey-gif-3404801763711677699

[pseudo fulcrum]

Hoo hah hoo, tiki tiki

[compact void]

wait there's a hard cap?

[pseudo fulcrum]

Oguri Cap mention

[molten fractal]

Nerf

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-intensifies-freedom-murica-merica-america-gif-17137351183953435312

[ember spindle]

every gay woman i ever met online told me to answer no if THAT's the one asking

[peak knoll]

Imagine if, upon wishing for a magical girl, you are presented with the following options: either

• Kyuubei
• Ayumu (transformed) hands you Mysteltainn

[light fable]

At least transform me into Astolfo or something

[weary trellis]

magical girl raising project also has La Pucelle

[ember spindle]

?

[fathom tartan]

Do ppl just goon to anything?

[onyx ember]

yes

[light fable]

Yes

[normal comet]

Yes

[rocky dagger]

There are two types of official artists in Manjuu

[light fable]

To ships, to guns, to elves, to monster girls, etc.

[viscid nest]

have you meet humans

[ember spindle]

[light fable]

0/10 not goonable

[peak knoll]

I seem to remember that anime also had an unlivable world

[normal comet]

la pucelle is a guy that turned to Magical girl if i remember?

[rocky dagger]

Those that thinks Shinano looks like this:

And those that thinks Shinano looks like this:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/284571041890828288/1493654661755043920/image.png?ex=69dfc1ce&is=69de704e&hm=c30eb9c9e8054581313075a1fab53ad05e0f3ef86e6e57e094396a7fbbd82334&

[normal comet]

Damn

[lament palm]

First image is how everyone who likes the second thinks girls without monster tits look like

[rocky dagger]

[light fable]

Shinano looks like this because of little 'nano

[rocky dagger]

The second is what SHINANO NEEDS

[lament palm]

Breast cancer?

[rocky dagger]

Her breasts has been getting reduced EVERY NEW OUTFIT

[weary trellis]

it's how I started the magical girl talk ... every guy getting a magical girl form

[solid whale]

[peak knoll]

What Shinano actually looks like
||don't really know how to edit the picture, so color it with light blue yourselves||

[rocky dagger]

Tell AI to do it

[light fable]

????

[rocky dagger]

@grok make this fox blue and give it huge breasts

[light fable]

That looks nicely sized to me!!!

[rocky dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/284571041890828288/1493654661755043920/image.png?ex=69dfc1ce&is=69de704e&hm=c30eb9c9e8054581313075a1fab53ad05e0f3ef86e6e57e094396a7fbbd82334&

?????

[viscid nest]

o wow thats a nice skin i missed it i think

[lament palm]

That just looks off lol

[weary trellis]

breast transferrence

[rocky dagger]

Ok now make eugen flat

[weary trellis]

I don't save Eugen art

[light fable]

Hipper fans are about to commit domestic terrorism

[rocky dagger]

That just looks like shortstack shinano ngl

[peak knoll]

I think Blücher has enough on her to share to Hipper and still retain some boing

[rocky dagger]

That Shinano is like 150cm max

[lament palm]

Wouldn't mind a really short Nano

[light fable]

Floofy. I wanna cuddle those tails dammit!

[ember spindle]

💙

[peak knoll]

Sufficiently good

Thanks

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/shinano-sleep-gif-13315984453749591744

[weary trellis]

that rain drops going to make the wood flooring rotten/moldy

[peak knoll]

Suddenly thought of Senko-san... Imagine living in such a world, but instead of helpful Senko, you get sleepy Shinano

[lament palm]

She doesn't work and you have to pay for her food and shelter

[weary trellis]

we can only dream

[ember spindle]

all the guy wants out of his new grandma is FLOOF. i think he'd welcome that

[light fable]

Make Akashi pay for it

[peak knoll]

You'd probably have to marry Akashi to pull that off

[lament palm]

Narcolepsy is a disability under US law, you can make the government pay for her

[weary trellis]

imagine people's grandparents transforming into the waifu of their dreams....
oh wait all of mine are dead

[peak knoll]

Sounds like a fairly recent anime

[sturdy yoke]

Like you are any better Nagato.....

[weary trellis]

there's a doujin of the grandpa transforming into a guy's ideal girl

[peak knoll]

Burn that, alongside with the author

[light fable]

When its 1 hour past breakfast and Shinano has not waken up yet

[weary trellis]

I found it while looking for oyakodon

[jaunty adder]

FRIEND

[cedar hawk]

can kars win against the sirens

[peak knoll]

No worries on my side, since I simply eat whenever I feel like I need it... We never had proper times for eating at house, anyways

[sturdy yoke]

She is a Kid....

Let her sleep

[worthy pagoda]

He got defeated by a human so no

[sturdy yoke]

Kid whom sleep well grows well too

[peak knoll]

True story, as I actually hit impressive growth spurts while hospitalized...

[light fable]

Little 'nano taking after her mother.

[light fable]

XD

[lament palm]

But also

Hru

[weary trellis]

no need to win when you join the sirens

[cedar hawk]

this same guy can predict the future

so yk

it kinda uhh... yeah...

[lament palm]

She's dead

You wouldn't know tho, you'd find out when the flies start coming in

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-anime-jojos-bizarre-adventure-joseph-joestar-battle-tendency-gif-17923865

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/saber-gif-24646409

[drowsy dagger]

who this? Le Téméraire and Anchorage/Kersaint?

[ember spindle]

ayo?

[weary trellis]

ancho

[drowsy dagger]

Anchorage really makes me confuse about Kersaint due to their design

[peak knoll]

Now that I think about it... Wasn't Shinano the massive ship that got sunken by a submarine torpedo right after being released from drydock, and the report went like "so, yeah, we just sunk a huge ship..."

[ember spindle]

don't know about the report but yes

[worthy pagoda]

Sirens are from the future and they can time travel

[drowsy dagger]

Archerfish was the one that sunk her, so yes

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goon-nothing-you-get-nothing-willy-wonka-funny-gif-14046859

[peak knoll]

I read a transcript once, a couple years ago, both report and the communications, and neither the crew nor their superiors in office could believe it

[weary trellis]

they are here to ensure shipfus don't destroy the world when they undergo METAmorphosis

join the sirens

we have choco milk

and buns

[hearty salmon]

Damn she sitting there knowing she got her hands on the goods

“Yeah I got my hands on chocolate buns , :3”

[weary trellis]

a wise ruler knows when to assert dominance

but I am the corrupting upsurper...

I shall corrupt the sirens and all shipfus

[peak knoll]

And I'm going to sleep
Relevant skin, by the way

[weary trellis]

fat Kaga

[peak knoll]

Not fat but thick fluff

[solid whale]

kaga got implants

[peak knoll]

Damn
Those things might have their own satellites

[weary trellis]

UR Kaga CV retrofit

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-liberty-helldivers-awe-wow-gasp-gif-15481901570429957236

[peak knoll]

So it's a given that retrofit gives "a boost", just like higher tier saiyajin transformations yield greater hair

But then there's Shouhou... "Don't be sad, commander; I'm sure I'll keep on growing!"

[prime pulsar]

Holy shit

https://tenor.com/view/geto-suguru-geto-jujutsu-kaisen-kenjaku-hand-gif-8988754347947296050

[weary trellis]

meanwhile QE:

[hearty salmon]

Damn I gotta save this

[prime pulsar]

Yw

I can't fucking see my keybord

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/g-gundam-mobile-suit-gundam-robots-anime-gif-24833500

[prime pulsar]

And i forgot my glasses again at work

[weary trellis]

I have infection on my left eye

[violet panther]

[prime pulsar]

Oh is it a bad thing or like just something that makes hard to see?

[weary trellis]

mainly the eyelids swollen.
it's going down but focusing with it is distorted. few days ago i was technically blind

the swelling distorts the shape of my eyeballs

[prime pulsar]

I only have myopia, hyperopia, and astigmatism.

[weary trellis]

I have astigmatism...started early

[prime pulsar]

Oh so it must be damn bad

[mental swift]

how can a person get all of them

[prime pulsar]

Same

[bold kayak]

is ibuki’s electric sparks in her eyes always active? kinda weird in her swimsuit skin

[novel socket]

Shinano in "Bisoku Zenshin" is way too big... She's even bigger than in the game version... You can't even see your feet ...

[mental swift]

probably comes with being a soldier

[prime pulsar]

Heavenly restriction ahh ✌️😭

[mental swift]

make her bigger

[prime pulsar]

Yk the name of it?

[weary trellis]

plain old infection. unlike the insect bite 2 years ago

damn sandfly

[hearty salmon]

There Can never be too big

[prime pulsar]

I'll search more abt it thanks

Never know if it might apear on a test in medicine college

[prime pulsar]

My medic suspects that they might have came because of work

Be she ain't sure

But*

[mental swift]

Enhanced!

[ember spindle]

ℹ️ Enhanced!*

[weary trellis]

well, I my glasses as a kid was higher in "degree" compared to my current ones

[prime pulsar]

Mine is 3.50 on the left and 3.75 on the right

[weary trellis]

450-500.
and they were glass...
now I'm on 300 on right and 350 on left(lazy eye)

[prime pulsar]

Oh you have lazy eye?

Never saw someone w it

[weary trellis]

because I was always sat in far corners. so left side of anything I was looking at was closer

whiteboards, TVs...

[prime pulsar]

Oh those are a terror 😭

[weary trellis]

and that my left eye for some reason is more sensitive in sunlight

so on a bright sunny day, I have to close my left eye

it gets used when I walk around in the dark

[prime pulsar]

I use tinned glasses bevause my right eye js sensitive too

[sleek cape]

I’m back

[plush moon]

why is jean bart on my sub fleet bruh

[prime pulsar]

Because*

[prime pulsar]

Hello

[sleek cape]

Idk bruh it’s your team son

[weary trellis]

it's joining hood

[sleek cape]

You should Arizona yourself at Pearl Harbor, NOW.

[weary trellis]

I guess I'm rooned

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1493760278570205184/togif.gif

[weary trellis]

btw both are from here.. I simply saved them

[sleek cape]

[weary trellis]

I'm low effort kind of person

[sleek cape]

Son

[weary trellis]

Nanomachines

[sleek cape]

[hearty salmon]

What in the name of gagglefuckery is this

[weary trellis]

I forgot who did it...
but it was posted here in #al-general a few years ago

[hearty salmon]

[dreamy coral]

Quick Question What Shipgirl think of V1?

[weary trellis]

I think it's from 2022 or earlier

[light obsidian]

[weary trellis]

I retro her but I switched back to base skin because I'm not a feet person

[modern yoke]

[light obsidian]

[plush moon]

my jean bart submarine build

[ember spindle]

she's doing her jean bartest!

[plush moon]

i have submarine on my airplane support fleet also

am i cooked

[restive wing]

Imagine Prime Minos in Azur lane V1 be like Spamming skill like
Judgement! Crush! Thy End is now!

[weary trellis]

you need shipfus as planes, torpedoes and shells

[plush moon]

[restive wing]

[sleek cape]

Why is Nelson upskirt bait

[sleek cape]

Gamer be quiet before you get touched by a man

[modern yoke]

[normal comet]

need more bullet

[mental swift]

jean bart as a fucking ssv...

[teal girder]

1 Kent equipping 6 Kents?

[molten thorn]

any news on yamato?

[lament palm]

Yes, she's gonna be everything you hate

[molten thorn]

eh? O.o

[molten thorn]

how so?

[lament palm]

Devs announced they'll make her everything you don't want her to be

Just to spite you specifically

[molten thorn]

an out of season april fools joke then xD

[solid whale]

[modern yoke]

Chat is gone

[ember spindle]

chat is eepy

[torpid kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/diablo-joke-meme-is-this-an-out-of-season-april-fools-joke-out-of-season-gif-16662191

[normal acorn]

Mega Man > Bass

[hazy blade]

So silence

[rocky lantern]

Big ,

[soft bough]

hmm so big

[ember spindle]

ok there's definitely going to be a laffey shinano dream intelligence episode

🙏

[soft bough]

https://tenor.com/view/shinano-azur-lane-sleepy-gif-16881300516648287342

[rocky lantern]

Remind me some anime about that teacher 🗿🗿

Big Tentacles

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-gif-19470765

[rocky lantern]

Bunny Suit 😂

[ember spindle]

oh that's where shinano got her bulk from

[dusk dragon]

They look mini version

[ember spindle]

honey i shrunk the kids myself

[dusk dragon]

OG movie

[rocky lantern]

Another Honolulu i guess

[mental swift]

mongil star dive is azur promilia before azur promilia

[mental swift]

booba too small

[mental swift]

😢😢😢

one inflates the other deflates

no fucking balance man

[plucky flume]

hmm Ayane is not in the update

[mental swift]

you can skip though 🤔🤔🤔

[modern yoke]

[full mulch]

Oops, wrong one from me

I mean, the washington ones

[cedar hawk]

time to melt

[sage zealot]

W15 is so easy

[fresh pulsar]

[teal girder]

[upper hatch]

Any codes active rn? Or dry 😢

[sage zealot]

AL doesn’t deal with scummy codes, if they give goodies it’s directly to mail

[leaden oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-essex-azur-lane-gif-26532130

[worthy pagoda]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1007978649082941481/1039159447852941454/ezgif-4-71fb743e84.gif

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren01-akairo-azurlane-trumpet-gif-13558825

[fresh pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/wee-woo-wee-woo-siren-azur-lane-eagle-attack-gif-14231119

[meager haven]

This game has had 2 codes like ever in its existence and they’re all expired. This game flat-out removed the code system years ago…

[woeful mica]

do your worms glow?

[frank relic]

The water make the worm glow !

[placid gulch]

I forgot to do half my dailies before the reset

[meager haven]

Apri hello

[fresh pulsar]

no, but glowworm do

[vivid osprey]

Do it wobble to the flow?

[placid gulch]

hi kelp

glad it's a dead week rn -w- that would've stung

[meager haven]

Do y’all ever wonder if male harpies would be the ones with massive tits instead of the females?

[mental swift]

only on anniversary and even those are miniscule

[sage zealot]

[mental swift]

weren't there like 2 codes on anniversary

[meager haven]

Oh yeah they once in a blue moon throw some random numbers during a stream for chat

[modern yoke]

[mental swift]

numbers?

[solid whale]

AL is generous with pulls anyway

[meager haven]

I don’t remember wtf it was

[solid whale]

prolly why codes are so rare

[mental swift]

i mean it was just a code not just numbers but yeah you're right about that

[meager haven]

I just remember they flashed some codes on stream and chatters would have to type it for some potential goodies

[ember spindle]

al is VERY generous with pulls, to the point where the game isn't even p2w and your gambling gets bottlenecked by coins instead of cubes

[mental swift]

I mean 200 pulls for guaranteed pity unlike hoyoslop is such a rarity these days

[mental swift]

only the collectors/wannabe 100%ers suffer

[solid whale]

i meant you get a lot of pulls

[meager haven]

Yeah aside from streams the only time codes were used were for some skin included with merch.

[mental swift]

maintainance on Friday again... hmmmm

[placid gulch]

hi ryu

[meager haven]

Like the blu-ray skins and I think Terrible’s skin(?)

[mental swift]

I mean the blu ray skins are made permanent I think

[meager haven]

I don’t think they are.

[placid gulch]

Apri's note: Terri's skin is, in fact, not terrible

[mental swift]

damn.

[solar dome]

The codes have an expiry date

[ember spindle]

come on ffs

[meager haven]

Yeah I mentioned that earlier

[solar dome]

They start to turn brown

[mental swift]

like impure iron

[meager haven]

Like those self destroying movie disks?

[sour granite]

They did once for gift code for public, the rest is blue ray skin

[mental swift]

they only did on 7th anniversary right

[sour granite]

I think yes

But other than that they dont

[mental swift]

and even those were just oil/coin/double reward plans

No cubes or gems or shit like that

[sour granite]

Ofc not gems you get gems by anniv

[ember spindle]

slow ahead s2 is getting blu-rays too, yes? given how much japan loves their blu-rays
it'd be so fun if they had cdkeys for s1 skins

[sage zealot]

Spoot is so good

[mortal spindle]

Should I genuinely play azur lane again?

[mental swift]

no

[meager haven]

Do it for Seattle

[mental swift]

no

[mortal spindle]

I found it a little boring so I stopped playing

[meager haven]

Then uninstall after buying her skins

[mental swift]

It is boring yes

Because it's not a main game

It's something like a side game

[meager haven]

It’s a png collector not a game

[mortal spindle]

Okay, I'm not gonna play azur lane anymore

[solid whale]

imma be checkin out the funny catgirl gacha

[meager haven]

The what

[mental swift]

Good decision genuinely 👍

[viscid nest]

lol

[worthy pagoda]

Cat fantasy?

[ember spindle]

worth a try, especially if there's a ship you've got eyes on. the botes are very cute as always

[mental swift]

maybe afk cat fantasy

[solid whale]

nekopara

[meager haven]

Oh it has a gacha?

[mental swift]

Too late I've driven him away already

[meager haven]

Wack

[ember spindle]

huh since when does nekopara have a gacha

[solid whale]

yeah it like just dropped

nekopara sekai connect or sumth

[sage zealot]

You make your own fun in AL, asking for options about games is kinds dumb

[meager haven]

16+ damn

[mint canyon]

Am I seeing things right?
6 new collab units and all are SSR?

[woeful mica]

when are we getting a 5 hearts under 1 roof collab?

[meager haven]

Oh god it’s a rhythm game

[solid whale]

[mental swift]

I mean that's what happens in some collabs atleast

like atelier yumia

or date a live

or some events with 2 ships only

[mental swift]

probably never

shit very niche

[meager haven]

Zamn they really all are golds

[mint canyon]

Don't remember being no elites before
Could be just my memory

[meager haven]

My coobs are screaming already.

[mental swift]

I mean

those are Collab units

unless

one reveals to be like kurumi

[meager haven]

Collabs usually have one or two elites

[mental swift]

[mint canyon]

That's what I remember
Which is why I came here to confirm if I'm seeing shi correct

[mental swift]

The earlier collabs did

[spice dove]

well, they did show the 4 that will go into the gacha (including the one in the shop), so 1 should be milestones and 1 is some other event reward

[mental swift]

1 is milestone and other is trust

[spice dove]

didn't catch if they said trust, but sure, yes, makes sense

[mortal spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/t72a-t-72a-my-beloved-t-72a-my-beloved-war-thunder-gif-3369616071816553129

[mental swift]

imagine if shizuku reveals to be secretly meta

[heavy pagoda]

[timid stump]

[sinful vapor]

BuHuu

[cunning sundial]

Morning

[timid stump]

John Namikaze-dono

[languid dawn]

[ionic gulch]

Where's all the big tiddies at

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explosion-boom-75-gif-702535263379325829

[azure tangle]

#al-general message

[cunning sundial]

[cunning sundial]

Where my pillows at.

[ionic gulch]

no they are my sleeping place

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explosion-boom-75-gif-702535263379325829

[ionic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-memes-malaysia-jamal-roll-jamal-gulung-gif-25228799

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-gif-24538653

[stiff forum]

[hearty salmon]

Type shi that happens when I'm not here to bless this chat

[ionic gulch]

go back to your bed granny it still to early for you to wake up

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explosion-boom-75-gif-702535263379325829

[stiff forum]

Idk how i even woke up for no reason i will be fine trust

[nimble dune]

uh huh

[ionic gulch]

should I send you to nursing home

actually that a good idea

[stiff forum]

Perhaps i was hungry too much i coudlnt sleep

[ionic gulch]

Fa-

[nimble dune]

damn

[ionic gulch]

Definitely not gonna say fat

@karmic chasm shall I start flood your dm with musashi chan so you won't forgot to pay child support

[karmic chasm]

don't make me

[ember spindle]

wait no musashi-chan announcement?

[ionic gulch]

Make you what

[karmic chasm]

[ionic gulch]

l mother

[woeful mica]

I wonder what Yamato might look like

Huge fox girl?

[stiff forum]

Huge bigass floof

[ember spindle]

yes she must be a huge and RADIANT fox

[woeful mica]

Art so massive it doesn’t even fit in the home screen

[stiff forum]

She will yoster care about sells especially for her skins they will release

[stiff forum]

Taller then us

[ember spindle]

i highly recommend headcanoning shinano as 222 cm tall and her sisters as about the same

[sinful vapor]

[ionic gulch]

@karmic chasm anyway you still ain't escaping

[ember spindle]

lolimato should be saved for yamato-chan

[stiff forum]

That's designed by dish

[manic rivet]

or this

Absolutely stunning concept for Yamato

[stiff forum]

He have two version of his concept

[manic rivet]

This one has already figure

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-nagato-anime-stare-shock-gif-20856847

[rose spire]

Hi you boob lovers

[manic rivet]

Yo

[spice dove]

i'd appreciate more useful flat characters, but realistically no one is gonna risk that for yamato

[rose spire]

Hru all

[spice dove]

even if it'd be funny

[sinful vapor]

obviously because Yamato will be released after EoS

[manic rivet]

Flat and Medium premium

[sinful vapor]

[rose spire]

[spice dove]

can't fuck it up if you never release her

[manic rivet]

Yup, Yamato release after EoS

[rose spire]

I’ll release Yamato

[ember spindle]

but consider that bigmato can
pick up
nagato

❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🫸 🫷 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[manic rivet]

Unless Yamato from Cancolle will invade Azur Lane

[stiff forum]

Newer one by dish alredy have an figure of it crazy

[manic rivet]

but Yamato remain in the realm of dreams

I wonder which nation will get UR on CN anniv

[stiff forum]

Hmm

[ember spindle]

anzeel??

[manic rivet]

and what kind of ships

[rose spire]

Who gon stop me

[stiff forum]

Cat

[rose spire]

I can go into amahara if I want

[sinful vapor]

Riche

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flashbang-gif-25002731

[shut crane]

the ibuki jiggles

[shut crane]

the nocal top snaps

[manic rivet]

You are going to leave Bismarck on her own? 👀

[nimble dune]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sinful vapor]

Bisko too busy cosplaying as Sailor Moon still

[rose spire]

Pftttt I’d beat her

[rose spire]

Too dangerous to go into amahara

She has too stay safe

[shut crane]

anyway, wife

[manic rivet]

She is on her Chuuni adventure

[sinful vapor]

Infernal

[nimble dune]

bisailer marck

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-moon-usagi-moon-makeup-in-the-name-of-the-moon-ill-punish-you-gif-15891359

[pastel oracle]

[sinful vapor]

Taihoe is Sailor Mars

[mental swift]

Or it's gonna release like 3 weeks before eos and it would be the most busted ship ever

[modern yoke]

[pastel oracle]

[modern yoke]

[mental swift]

Is this actual dialogue

[rose spire]

[leaden oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-essex-azur-lane-gif-26407233

[sinful vapor]

yes

[mental swift]

[ionic gulch]

Booba

Sleep place

[mental swift]

what story is this

[woeful mica]

Nice belly button piercing

[karmic chasm]

I was

[sinful vapor]

been awhile, so I cannot recall it

I just screenshot them as I skim the event lores

[rose spire]

The story is boobs

[ember spindle]

genuinely awful idea: yamato as ultimatum
the fated fokkusu drops at the time of the eos announcement with the STUPIDEST overcomplicatedest grind ever seen in a gacha and if anyone manages to get her before eos then eos is canceled indefinitely

[woeful mica]

Ah hell no Essex meta would break the game

[supple tiger]

Essexcrement glaze is insane

[ember spindle]

isn't essex meta in the game

[mental swift]

and that yamato would be the most overpowered ship in the game

[ember spindle]

[mental swift]

nop

[woeful mica]

She would use jets

[sinful vapor]

another event

[rose spire]

Midway getting added soon

[woeful mica]

Midway

[leaden oxide]

Imagine getting jets before GTA6💔

[woeful mica]

[manic rivet]

Meta design is so nice

[supple tiger]

Turboprops already in game

[leaden oxide]

Jets not turboprops

[ember spindle]

hey what if ramjets planes that require the carrier to have a +6 or better steam catapult to work at all

[woeful mica]

When she’s getting F15s

[leaden oxide]

Only if they do something

[woeful mica]

Also when the heck are they going to give Agir fate sim 5

[modern yoke]

Congratulations on the birth of your child

[woeful mica]

It’s been more than 3 years

[leaden oxide]

I wonder if early world war jets would break the game. Like the Gloster Meteor

[sinful vapor]

well actually 2 years

Haku got her fatesim back in 2024 just for Amagi CV to powercreep her quickly

[woeful mica]

my Agir needs love

Give her fate sim5 so I can push these bps alr

[rose spire]

Ägir fate seem next week

Trust

[hearty salmon]

Akagi 2.0

[woeful mica]

Does hidenburg have a fate sim?

[spice dove]

surely whatever they give her will make her worth using again

[sinful vapor]

no

[karmic chasm]

Rascal

[woeful mica]

I see

[hearty salmon]

A testament to the peak that is dish

[sinful vapor]

Haku is the latest DR to get fatesim

[woeful mica]

My wife

[manic rivet]

Indeed

[modern yoke]

[manic rivet]

better 😄

[hearty salmon]

Something about how she reminds me of acheron

Just makes her that much more wifeable

[sinful vapor]

Azuma, FDG, Drake, and Haku all got FS5 but............

[sinful vapor]

[woeful mica]

What’s the hold up for the rest not getting their fate sims

[modern yoke]

[karmic chasm]

[timid stump]

I see good pictures of Floof. I'm happy.

[spice dove]

not powercrept enough. or something.

[sinful vapor]

probably lack of ideas in how to buff them considering their predecessors got power creeped quickly

[woeful mica]

[spice dove]

honestly the only thing i can imagine ägir's fate sim doing is making her skill 2 proc all effects unconditionally

[sinful vapor]

you know when they get a fatesim, the next UR to make them pointless is not far off

[sinful vapor]

and then they release a UR CB that does it better

or just more busted UR DDs

[mental swift]

I mean they haven't released an UR CB in like what, more than 2 years?

[sinful vapor]

perfect timing

[woeful mica]

Oh

[spice dove]

honestly, yeah, ägir doesn't do much interesting. the slow is too inconsistent, her damage is only alright, still tanks good but not particularly notable nowadays

basically all of that is easily replaced

[woeful mica]

I’m so cooked this upcoming banner I have to pull triple

[mental swift]

i mean you don't have to

[shut crane]

agir stronk!

good wife

[sinful vapor]

if you love the collab that badly

[woeful mica]

I missed last banner

[mental swift]

only if you are very enthusiastic you may just spiral into spending money for cubes

[sinful vapor]

this is not a good FOMO

[woeful mica]

I’m still on the fence about it

[cedar hawk]

new pr crept old pr

[mental swift]

I mean focus on the ones you like, nobody really gives a fuck about Collab units

[woeful mica]

Collab ships don’t contribute towards collection ratio right?

[sinful vapor]

nope

[mental swift]

Absolutely not

[woeful mica]

Ok Nvrm

[spice dove]

they also don't have tech for that matter

[mental swift]

Yeah skip skip

[woeful mica]

I just need the forest girls then

[sinful vapor]

just grab what you can, but do not stress

[mental swift]

HOW WOULD THEY EVEN HAVE TECH THEY DONT EVEN HAVE A FACTION

[woeful mica]

I have 500 cubes

[spice dove]

they... do have a faction. just none of the standard ones.

[mental swift]

Save for late may vro

[sinful vapor]

just spend 100

[mental swift]

Cn anniversary is close

[sinful vapor]

so 50 builds

[woeful mica]

Oh forgot about cn

[mental swift]

Save up for the upcoming ultra rare

[sinful vapor]

you need at least 400 for next UR

[woeful mica]

Ya

[ember spindle]

double the effects of abyssal banquet (choice of buffs depending on main gun's type and caliber) and buff jöttun's jaws (barrage + main gun makes enemies take more damage via armor break) by removing the "if there are no enemies nearby" requirement, putting armor break on the barrage, and probably making the debuff stronger

[mental swift]

For pity yes

[ember spindle]

yongshi hire me pl0x

[spice dove]

i somehow don't think that would make ägir a whole lot more useful

but it'd be some nice buffs

[ember spindle]

wait actually don't i don't want a career change at this time

[mental swift]

If yongshi hires me I'm done stealing their encryption solution

[woeful mica]

Isn’t the go to standard rn hidenburg? Over Agir or is there another ship

[sinful vapor]

nope, DDs

[mental swift]

Gouden leeuw

[ember spindle]

laffey 2 lmao

[spice dove]

hindenburg is just damage? not really comparable.

[woeful mica]

Ooof Eva

[sinful vapor]

like Laffey 2, z52, pikachu retro

[woeful mica]

I missed out on laffey 2 banner

[mental swift]

Pikachu? oh

[woeful mica]

Pikachu?

[mental swift]

eldridge

retrofit

[woeful mica]

Oh I have her

[ember spindle]

next year she's becoming permanent hopefully 🫂

[static kernel]

So how longs the doa event running for

[woeful mica]

Cleared w15 with her

[static kernel]

3 weeks?

[sinful vapor]

2 weeks

[mental swift]

Wait since she's a shop UR where do you think she's gonna be placed?

In the event drops or just in permanent exchange?

[sinful vapor]

core shop probably

[mental swift]

Or they implement a brand new thing entirely

[sinful vapor]

that too

[ember spindle]

excellent question
either permanent exchange as with other urs or a stupid amount of prototype cores

[woeful mica]

You know what imma just save up cubes and just pull for the forest girl factions im missing 2 out of the 3 since the 3rd is pr

[mental swift]

for the double as the bulin

[woeful mica]

I missed out on 2 years worth of banners

[mental swift]

8000 for laffey 2

[woeful mica]

[sinful vapor]

[spice dove]

rip new players

[woeful mica]

Honestly that’s a great name for her

lol

[celest saddle]

Manjuu add another Iowa

[mental swift]

I mean she's nothing but static electricity so suits

[woeful mica]

Hit the fav button on

[sinful vapor]

nah I am good

[spice dove]

oathed but not favorite?

[woeful mica]

Tru

[sinful vapor]

my favorites

[woeful mica]

A man of taste

[sinful vapor]

I got over 150 oathed

[spice dove]

same, isn't stopping me

[sinful vapor]

I am not going to favorite all

[teal girder]

puddin

[woeful mica]

Bocchi

[woeful mica]

2 years worth of banners missing

time to grind

[rose spire]

Interesting names

[leaden oxide]

I love Shimanto

[sinful vapor]

one day she will get another skin

[woeful mica]

She’s one of my favorites

I’m not sure tho how well she performs in higher worlds

Never tested it

[thorny sequoia]

ciallo~

[sinful vapor]

one of the best SSR BBs...but this game has so many UR BBs

that it does not matter

[woeful mica]

Yea..

[ember spindle]

actually tho what does the yostar messenger bot do

[sinful vapor]

if you participate in server/community events that we occasionally have, that is the bot that usually responds to you.

[ember spindle]

dusted off for the collab i'm guessing

[mental swift]

what is the second best BBV in the game

[sinful vapor]

The 2nd

[pastel oracle]

The 2nd best

[sinful vapor]

exactly

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/neuron-activation-neuron-gif-1455356329209493514

[ember spindle]

oh my god do the fusous and ises become worse on retrofit due to equipping fucking seaplanes instead of secondary guns

[sinful vapor]

heck yea

[ember spindle]

[teal girder]

until UR seaplane

and ill give to Halford

[sinful vapor]

oh Remilia Scarlet

Flandre better, but still bad too

[ember spindle]

we need jet seaplanes clearly

[teal girder]

seajets

[sinful vapor]

spacejets

[clever gazelle]

We need h44's

[mental swift]

why is she named literally the 2nd

[sinful vapor]

yes

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HFx6wj_boAA3GKJ?format=jpg&name=large

[leaden oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/su-içen-f16-wortex-gif-6509672534111068968

[gentle charm]

Naval mod for B-29

[sinful vapor]

Schob

[meager vine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nom-nibbling-cute-kitten-gif-16943053

[gentle charm]

I saw an M24 Chaffee outside a barbershop

[ruby gulch]

Ise is kinda useable due to her retro skill, and for the rest i guess the halford seaplane buffs them quiet considerably - dont forget, airstrikes clear rhe screan

[mental swift]

I regret not even starting the game when the rerun was on

I didn't even fucking know about the game back then

[shut crane]

burn all your neurons

[leaden oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/activation-neutron-think-brain-monkey-gif-1683241036589818476

[shut crane]

you can see the curve of her ass - it's massive

like, a full dumptruck

[mental swift]

You know what else is massive

[shut crane]

you look at her, everything's normal, boobs huge ok, legs normal, then behind the veil - massive ass

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-fortnite-reaction-ninja-low-taper-fade-gif-1784137995500051652

[mental swift]

It's not even that massive cmon

[stiff forum]

[ionic gulch]

ay y'all fellow amagi lover wake up it time for child support

[nova elm]

Truly ideal goals

[shut crane]

nutritious delicious cake

[leaden oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/fahhh-meme-fahhhh-fahh-fahhhhh-gif-5692547711550734188

[late shale]

Hmm

[shut crane]

[woeful mica]

Commander has too many kids

Imagine the child support….

[shut crane]

it's ok, you're imagining it all, skk has no kids

[mental swift]

What about the lil ships

[shut crane]

failures

all of them

[sinful vapor]

another armpit player

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/keqing-dance-chibi-genshin-impact-keqing-dance-gif-25574730

[shut crane]

at least it's not feet

[cunning sundial]

The worst is under side boob

[shut crane]

glory to the underboob

[warm plinth]

How is the underside of boobs worse than feet

[cunning sundial]

It is more unclean than feet

[hearty salmon]

Glory to the underboob

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-daisyridley-adamdriver-generalhux-deathisnomore-gif-17685382894052278875

[cunning sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/fremm-french-navy-marine-nationale-frégate-destroyer-gif-15382425361417266522

[vestal briar]

cold waters mentioned

[shut crane]

People should just, you know, shower

[cunning sundial]

It's a modern ship it would know that the sub launched a torp and immediately do It's invasive maneuver.

[tired crown]

Cold shower in this boiling heat

[vestal briar]

eh depends a lot on the conditions

[dark solstice]

Nothing is invincible

[vestal briar]

if the sub fires from under a thermal layer or duct and the sea conditions are poor then the launch transient would be muffled

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-nodding-nod-yes-gif-14160440670085518260

[cunning sundial]

But laffey is forever

And you wouldn't dare to mess with a American boat

[dark solstice]

You can manage subs but most likely never totally stop them

[vestal briar]

and what evasive manoeuvres can a surface ship really do against a wire guided torpedo?

[vestal briar]

best weapon against them is helicopters

[cunning sundial]

Or if your HMS Olympic just ram it

[dark solstice]

Ww2 Royal navy knew this and they were way ahead of everyone else in the anti sub tech

[vestal briar]

w

[dark solstice]

No ramming subs without permission

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/strv-stridsvagn-sunday-103-103b-gif-23406984

[vestal briar]

modern day subs are incredibly stealthy though

[radiant cipher]

The Aquitaine class has a lot of aura

[dark solstice]

I could still take out a modern sub with a big pike

[gentle charm]

Fishing net

[vestal briar]

how long is your pike?

[vestal briar]

real

[dark solstice]

How long is the sky?

[cunning sundial]

We're going fishing for underwater steel rods

[gentle charm]

Five pints

[cunning sundial]

This looks like a strv 103.

[dark solstice]

Japanese tried this to lift American subs if that silent service series is true

[gentle charm]

It is

[cunning sundial]

I'm too good at tank recognition of certain types

[gentle charm]

Combat wagon 10cm third design

[dark solstice]

Mid size

[gentle charm]

Strv 122

12cm, second design

[vestal briar]

ill show you a tank and ill have you guess the name of it

[dark solstice]

Terrible at tank recognition

Unless ww2

[cunning sundial]

[vestal briar]

this is 100000% real dont worry guys

[cunning sundial]

Not real

Wot

[gentle charm]

Fv is fighting Vehicle

[vestal briar]

what do you mean bro itrs 1000000% real

[gentle charm]

4000 is the Chieftan I think

[snow pumice]

Then whats an fsv

[gentle charm]

Idk

[dark solstice]

Queen could take it

[gentle charm]

4034 is Challenger 2

[cunning sundial]

No

[vestal briar]

british vehicals dont have fSv in their name

[gentle charm]

I think

[snow pumice]

Oh

[vestal briar]

they only have FV

or A for ww2

[cunning sundial]

Also

[snow pumice]

I remeber fsv being a class of armored vehicle

[cunning sundial]

Why is almost all British tanks start with C

[merry robin]

🍣

[vestal briar]

it was our naming system for ww2

we had 2 types of tanks, cruisers and infantry support

[dark solstice]

British tanks aren't protecting the crew that well though

Oops wrong reply

[vestal briar]

but we mashed them all into one so their all named with c

[cunning sundial]

Cromwell, Churchill, Crusader, Challenger, Chieftain

[vestal briar]

comet

[cunning sundial]

Who was in charge of naming

[cunning sundial]

Your not wrong

[dark solstice]

Churchill for hill climb and pillbox for the comet to hide behind

[vestal briar]

war office

[dark solstice]

Protect the boiling vessel at all costs the crew are secondary

[vestal briar]

or the ministry of supply

[dark solstice]

Also doesn't challenger have a toilet ?

[cunning sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/fremm-french-navy-marine-nationale-frégate-destroyer-gif-15382425361417266522

Anyways

Boat

[dark solstice]

Imagine not having a toilet in your fighting vehicle shaking my head

[cunning sundial]

Imagine not having a canadian in your fighting vehicle

[dark solstice]

Only Canadian I want on my side is Devon larrat or however it's spelt that dude is a monster

[stiff forum]

bro what

💀

eesex without hair

[dark solstice]

That's the easiest way to cut hair

Just shave it all off

[gentle charm]

Glad that the Centurion kinda fixed that

[vestal briar]

thats why you dont badmouth your barber

[gentle charm]

A fast, well armoured tank, with a good gun

[dark solstice]

Churchill better at climbing hills still because of the track design

And suspension

[gentle charm]

Yeah

But it's getting outdated by the time the Centurion mk.1 came

[cunning sundial]

Gta v barber be like:

[dark solstice]

Also cute looking with the tracks and camo added

Was still active in Korean war and got to places no other tank could

[gentle charm]

The Centurion mk.1 engine sounds so nice

[gentle charm]

Lol

[vestal briar]

ive heard it run before

perks of living near Bovington

[dark solstice]

Churchill in its natural habitat

[gentle charm]

I need to grind for it

[dark solstice]

I am in the mk1

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/panzer-55-swiss-mbt-fire-on-the-move-centurion-tank-vigilant-switzerland-gif-5705529758630804336

[dark solstice]

Just push w and keep moving slowly forward while hoping the crappy 2pounder pens

Centurion still active is kinda impressive

[vestal briar]

thats the Israeli one isnt it?

wait no

[gentle charm]

Royal Ordance QF 2pdr is nice

[gentle charm]

I hope it's not

[vestal briar]

those planes are hunters

[dark solstice]

Little John adapter helps some

[gentle charm]

Truuuuuue

[cunning sundial]

[vestal briar]

the 2pdr was the best anti tank gun at the start of the war

[dark solstice]

6 pounder the backbone

[gentle charm]

3pdr:

I forgot if that's the 45, or 47

A1E1 Independent had it

[dark solstice]

Meant against tonks

[gentle charm]

Forced to watch a movie on no breakfast

[dark solstice]

Never eat breakfast you could choke and die before the day even starts

[snow pumice]

Guys, is all the ships in azur lane from real life ?

[vestal briar]

balright

[vestal briar]

most of them

[dark solstice]

spoiler Sadly they don't look like they do in game irl

If only humanski's focused on what's important rather than fighting each other

We could have shipgirls

[radiant cipher]

Humanski?

[snow pumice]

Ik but if they aren not only from real life then there a chance for the devs to add smth like the scinfaxi class sub

[radiant cipher]

Joof

[dark solstice]

I don't think that's gonna happen unless we get a Collab with the ace combat

[dark solstice]

Germanski humanski Britishki Frenchki

Maybe better Britishski Frenchski 🤔

[snow pumice]

U know ?

[dark solstice]

Looked it up

[snow pumice]

Oh

[dark solstice]

Ace combat 5 if Google correct

[stiff forum]

hot

[snow pumice]

The original unit is infact from ace combat 5 but it reappeared as the alicorn in ace combat 7

They are both classed under the scinfaxi class

[dark solstice]

I don't know how possible it is but it's not impossible I guess

[snow pumice]

Theres also the scimfaxi but didnt appear in game only by lore paper

[dark solstice]

DOA Collab coming up

[snow pumice]

Nice

[static kernel]

Feat. Special touch

[radiant cipher]

Jean bart’s shell left and Massa’s on the right

[static kernel]

"I-I'm not some idiot who'll admit to liking this, no way..." - vanguard

[modern yoke]

[shut crane]

[stiff forum]

kawakaze sisters 🥀

[tight roost]

you would not believe who the seiyuu of this chubby succubus is 🤯

[shut crane]

omg, alsace put some clothes on

[spice dove]

... hold up

-# also maybe that would fit better in off-topic

[novel bobcat]

so Jean Bart can boast to Massa that her shell is bigger huh

[shut crane]

is it bigger?

[novel bobcat]

its a smidge longer

[shut crane]

it has a nub at the bottom tham makes it seem longer, like tiptoeing to seem taller

and size =/= length

[devout bough]

how is it laning, my laner friends?

[devout bough]

omg Alsace wearing clothes

[spice dove]

overworking my destroyers in w14 as usual

[devout bough]

why w14

[spice dove]

more cog chips

[sleek cape]

Hi guys

[vestal briar]

hey hey piggy

[devout bough]

fair enough

[devout bough]

hi hi

[vestal briar]

hello twindak

[stiff forum]

@static sparrow get summoned

[devout bough]

i'm ready to slave myself away in war thunder again

[shut crane]

the boobnano lane

[vestal briar]

hell yeah

was thinking of playing it again but i dont know if i can be bothered

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1493757406113566781/togif.gif

[vestal briar]

frick you bro

[gentle charm]

I couldn't wake up in the right time due to my sleep schedule

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1493760278570205184/togif.gif

[gentle charm]

I am a professional pimple destroyer

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177084939775258674/1493757526431502356/togif.gif

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1493754220351062098/IMG_3363.gif

[shut crane]

chat got weirdge, post more choco

[tight goblet]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

Bitch where’s my sodak

[tight goblet]

Ibuki new skin

Me happy

Me very happy

Me extremely happy

[devout bough]

omg

[sleek cape]

We get it bro

[devout bough]

you guys know who i miss