#al-general
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Hoffen, please don’t start the “Azur Promilla” shit.
Hold on, let me ask you a question. What's the latest team?
Flat sleeping pillow 

Gerson?
it had nothing to do with AP?
They have more intensive jobs than staying up on discord now
Not to like cause trouble, but if someone decides to report this message discord would slap the absolute shit out of you for that L word
floof
We are fairly well contained and don’t need a huge amount of oversight.
That or they are hiding offline
nah there has always been 2 staff connected all the time always
Not really
Uh huh

has nothing to do with anything it's just idk it has been there
Ayanami grew up?
bro thinks loli is banned
I’ve watched one of the gfl2 mods get slapped by discord for the word being used once
Woah there that's bold

trust me that dude got slapped for anything else
damn
Yeah discord moderation is insanely lax
for discord to ban you first how many fucking reports you have and 2nd what kind of nasty shit you did
(as in like the actual discord people, not discord moderators)

They chat muted him for a day lol. Not banned him
Sounds like volvo fr
Back
discord has people? i thought it was all defective AI
Bots fr
Just advice. No need to get all defensive lol
Back
gotta keep an eye on the clankers
Clank clank
🤖
Have u taken a sleep?
can I talk to a mod in DMs? i might have seen someone engage in suspicious activity
Yeah shoot me a dm
Negative
tf?

yes
substances? just asking for a friend
1/3rd
K good
Sus
You just have to learn to wait faster
What da dog doin
When Iowa?
Maybe don’t uninstall and reinstall it 5 times and you won’t have this issue
nice car

never
oh I don't have that problem
On your feet, soldier. We are leaving
come to china broder
What if i move the obb files from one phone to another phone?
There are files saved in data/data voro
Without root file moving isn't easy
This is your last warning @hazy blade, one more meme and I’ll ban you
an EDF flare is enough
Nah vro it actually wrok on my old phone
Wait...
I accidentally clicked it okay?
sure
So all data only saved in android/data?
Nice ocelot
It's all on the obb folder
See Read.
believe
Yes
It's time to invade yongshi headquarters
first time in a while anyone enforced that lol
And so many other gacha games
depends on the meme
AL memes usually are not banned and random memes depends on the conversation

if it is very low quality and/or it is from azur lane fleet/dock of memes then yeah it's enforced
Because most of the memes are fucking ass
random gifs will get deleted if they are just shitpost
what if it's club penguin dance
Touhou lostword is in obb folder too, worked for moving to my old k40 gaming while the xapk was failed to install
W
make it a sticker
Loved that game
banned
I am still not over the fact that there's no VFX for Hindenburg snapping her stocking against her thighs in her new skin. Absolute broad daylight robbery
Execution by firing squad
no and i don't want to discuss it here or else it'll cause drama 
you know what imma do it myself
there's no VFX in any skin in general
Screaming OW!!!! FUCK!!!! irl when I get hit by an airstrike in pvp
Do it anyway 
and there will never be considering standards on skins aren't exactly increasing
damn
Playing Azur Lane with phantom pain 🥺

have you ever encountered ranger 🤔🤔🤔
I should play more foxhole
Club penguin dance is allowed?
no
No. I get the idea behind ranger, but realistically she's just always going to be a worse Aquila/Enterprise
Im out
And those are already not very good
Wanted to get into this but I read the recent reviews
that was a joke tho
didn't need to even reply
someone should stick Formi in the middle of this gif
goddamn that compression, wtf discord
I HAVE NEITHER AMONG AQUILA OR VOLGA OR ZUIHOU
For pvp you wouldn't use any of those anyways
i mean I don't even touch pvp 
And you shouldn't, it's a meme gamemode
Pvp? In this economy?
Can someone photoshop this to ägir plushie?
raymoo fumo
you're banned from speaking!!!!! BANNED!!!!!!!
Touhou lmao
no
can someone hand me that one again plis
And, about twenty minutes of reading the chat log... What the hell was going on?
idk
The story is long, I'm too lazy to explain it.
I did notice the first part... Long enough not to have gotten a clear idea
Memes bomber
5000 euroes
Can only watch
weekly drama quota of al general
Zamn🔥🔥🔥
HURRAY!!!!!!
Shut up golshi
I couldn't be fucked doing proper lighting and shading, sorry
Photoshop is mighty
Give this guy a praise

Give him a raise on his job


shouldn't you have filed taxes already? maybe you get 5000 euros...
Peak photoshopping
hmm
sup guys
Big Tsundere roflmao
hi
Been awhile
Creating some Noise On The Naka Shrine For Her Grace
Only 214? 
214 lmao
Thought you quit like 2 years ago
How many your days Reveal now
welcome back
I'm actually impressed at my recent comeback, less than 40 days offline and still got everything for returning player... Last time, though, well over two months offline and didn't get anything
0 
akashi forgor

o-o
Owl Spotted Activate The Song Full Blast
Akashi knows not to give many freebies to free-player
Touhou Lost Word?
Hahaha
On that note, still working on the text file for your collection, by the way; sorry it's taking longer than anticipated
Nice
I also am back on that one, along two other games
Is this event another collabslop
Adding a album called snake Belt
I overslept on battles many times (no i don't use auto or full auto)
The fuck is a collabslop
You mean a collab?
Yeah collabslop
doa is collabslop
Maybe a collab with something not worthy
I'm planning to back on asphalt legends as well
Phone battery crying for a breather
The gallery app shows lostword as android system somehow
It actually shows anything as anything else, depending on what was open for longer or whatever...
EWWWWWWWW
ASPHALT IS SO SLOP
Ah, right, a question for the mods, given I just re-read the server rules, if I may ask some possibly silly (though actually relevant, for me) stuff
LIKE GENUINELY
THE GAME + THE COMMUNITY IS SO SLOPPY
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY FUCKING HOLOLIVE WILL COLLAB WITH THE- oh wait
of fucking course they were paid with huge stacks
They also tipped off holojp and mha
and frankie muniz
As I've seen, "payments to Hololive" usually mean "payments to the assets owners, and perhaps an extra serving of Maruchan for the personality"
anybody else don't even fucking care

welp
missed no one important
delete game again I guess
I think my collection rate is a bit below that
A hundred bucks for a hololive skin back when asphalt 9 man
I disagree

Again, Hoffen.
No Gacha has pity for the Elite
You quit over not getting Miller? 
Literally none of them
600 cubes
no pity
Of all the ships
Miller is adorable
I like to 100%
me when I only got her
Fair but you don’t have the 100% now 
ocd patient
There’s always the wishing well event to get better rates for the elite you want/missed
Meanwhile, it just a coincidence that I managed to miss most major events right during some off time
just like me vro 💔🥀 but sometimes you gotta learn to give up
THIS GUY HAS LION WTF YOU MEAN YOU QUIT
Little ägir when
they have it already but NO
So small
small
Avrora was never mega busty
You have absolute power in your hand and you quit?
I mean the UI
get a load of this guy
when you play for 5+ years things burn out
well you can expect it from someone like hoff
xd
Actually her already exists, are you too late to get her??
like I bet this team is still viable
And when you spend 4 of those years bitching about every little thing you burn out even faster
I was busy studying for exams that time
Even in fucking exercize it is
ciallo~
Absolute hell, bro
No wonder, next year she Rerun again
my main current focus is Stella Sora.

Are you serious right now brother

i mean I don't even fucking care about this game but doesn't mean I have to bitch about it; if I don't get the elite then I should give up already at a certain limit like if you're ready to spend 600 fucking cubes on an elite then it's a you problem voro 🦆🦆🦆🦆
Yeah I fucking love Miller. One might call me a Miller veteran. I am very familiar with Miller
lore-accurate RAM prices

A whole
So you have her, just standing there... Menacingly
make agir preggo vro
I have all list rate up pull 
perfect
per day
In a gacha game 
oh no I have to wait for actual fortification
YOOOOOOOO
I arrived right on time back on that event... Didn't get to pull her... Had that same luck on Sovyetsky Soyuz rerun
Who the ibuki simp mod
what?
@stark fox
Synd already knows
Yus
ping them
finally another Ibuki skin
man, im kinda glad i skipped vday this year
I mean free ring is free ring 
i oath shoukaku with that
Shop Guild buy.
Damn i thought you were talking about BA ibuki at first🥀
Haven't seen her yet...
THIS IS AZUR LANE

Turn off your caplock vro💔🥀
HERE
PR7 was shit
Imagine if ibuki blue archive had same va as ibuki azur lane but in a deeper range 
Yup, and I'm saying she hasn't appeared yet
IDER what BA Ibuki looks like

WEE CARRRYYY THE FLAMEEEEE🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ah, the tank Loli
funny how LOLI HATER HOFFEN has that gif AT HIS FINGERTIPS
iroha better anyways
NO
How to possibly interpret this thing

Who you want for
Pr9?
texas
BHR
montenegro
Not happening
sun yat sen
PR4 was the best season
yamato
Pr2 was the best
Of course not
Understandable
Right…
pr2 was the beginning of non retrofit ur
azuma and fdg
awesome PR
What will we get this pr season?
Yat Sen already in existence, though
No one beats shinano
Such a fucking shame they got powercrept
Okk…it was peak but who do you want
Both were absolute hotties in their peak
and she's drooling
that tummy voro
Minase is stupidly underrated.
Minase squishiest fox
The not rainbow curse
chubby fox
That’s gonna matt her fur
the fuck you mean ur not getting her
Do they remove accounts after inactivity?
Hoffen’s been gone for 2 years

Clearly not
are you legit going to roll copies of your shipgirl
If I'm crazy enough sure
I think @ember spindle is cooking smth
it's a title drop (e.g. "what are we, some kinda suicide squad?"). characters saying the title of the movie/game/book/etc. they're in is classically corny writing, and sometimes it's even funny
no one ever actually says "we are azur lane" afaik, but the lex 2 event was basically entirely lexington saying "we are al" to properly unite humanity, and there's also this
You can’t “Not get her”
It wasn’t even 2 years either it was like 214 days from an image he posted 
Oh
All my KMS back units are 120 - 125
MFW EVERY BACKLINE SHIP IN MY DOCK IS 120 - 125
I mean I am bound to get her even if I don't want her
Good to know deleted my FB a while ago so I'm just waiting if they can recover it
From weeklies
Shinano
Minase is squishier than Shinano
atleast I'm not using her OR putting on her skin
Nah shinano is squishier
Shinano just doesn't have the tummy squish
yeah I'm beat at that
More precisely 7 months
Weakness
Shinano just isn't as squishy as Minase
Minase is the squishiest fox
look at this chubby mother fucker
Oumi
If 2 years is equivalent 730 days
Oumi? Squishy? Nice bait bro.
“Those are some weird names for a ship” I said to myself
Oumi
sonion what is this for 🪿🪿🪿🪿
I see
Although, there's no possibly escaping "title dropping" when the title is the same as either a major character's name (Naruto, for example) or a major group/event that is involved in or triggers the story (Azur Lane here, as a fitting example)
Maybe Portsmouth adventure
Hmm I wonder Who is the smartest shipgirl
Could argue Z13 is on par
ugh
answer me pin
Alsace
Smaller hips tho so idk
man i wish "mastering the art of classical warfare has always been my call of duty. modern warfare too" was a real line
Z23 as per studiousness, then any of the tech development team (Yuubari and Co.)
First mention of Yuubari in 5 years
Aight then
WE ARE AZUR LANEEE
Probably first character I had a full retrofit on, so she's relevant for me
are you serious.
is this really unbeatable
if so I would like to copy your meta sir

Are you serious right now brother
I'm not into lolis, but her personality just felt so great back on my first year playing... She's my first oath, by the way ^•^
it has laffey 2. the only way you're beating a meta vanguard tank is bringing another meta vanguard tank
sonion show me your gear 🚂🚂🚂
I don't think she's a loli...
Shes just gross
She’s in that nebulous “Anime teen” age range.
You know
Like sailor moon
She's petite
And Goku
I guess
On the cusp of puberty
Uh huh...

Fuck you mean that's hina WHY IS SHE A CUTTING BOARD 😢😢😢
Never seen such an appropriate, short description of that phenomenon
she's 17
Close enough
Her base art decieved me
Hmm, concept art from Samail himself
Slap infernal
I cast itchy balls
She’s always been smol
10th Anniversary since the day he design first concept art for AL
So he posted the original concept art of Yorktown Sisters from that time
No ojisan?
@pastel oracle 
Only seeing her upper body portion in the guide mission doesn't help ✈️✈️
OGs Enty kinda cute, especially Enty in Serafuku
Take the shot
Delete it
Holy al-art
Cool Charybdis tho
@rocky dagger Stop it
Is this all concept art

And if u guys hasn't notice, the number on the deck of Yorktown and Hornet were 10 and 12
golden hind is not here because nipples
It’s concept poses for slow ahead season 2
Instead of 5 and 8
OH AWESOME
No, official promo
Alowha
Also Fancy
Now show Seattle
Bunny looks like she got hit by a massive nerf
She was in QO
Reminder to tame your dragon
Not sure about Slow Ahead
😔😔😔😔😔
I don't know how to train my dragon
Tame her
I don’t wanna touch opssssssii
But dragon
Ik but ugh
use her to get her affinity up, then give her a ring 
But dragon
Suffren orrrr?
Neither is my fleet good enough for 1 shot nor would I have enough sink points for her
And?

Mine ain’t either
Isnt that joffre
show me your meta sd fleet
I ain’t good with the French alright 
This horse is strong
joffre deez
Implying my fleet is good.
who tf does a good fleet instead of spam what you like
I mean I know about every single ship in the game except like some niche rare/elites so not rlly a problem
all good fam
Just put Lion 
Agir never change
nah
I forgive you
I would need to install the game for that
And then put Howe 
pin... is that enterprise...
Yeah… and?

i mean if you can get regenmeta mlb with that then wtf am i doing with my life
Had to look twice
if the bar is this low
Here’s a tip.
You can fight the meta as many times as needed

Darkness In The System

OMFG this notification wont go away
You owned the island mode. 
That’s the issue
it was not around when i quitr
claim reward and reset
it doesnt go away for me either but do I mind? no
am I supposed to understand this
no
wrong car but lotus elise
I only understand Camaro 67
Search 67 on google
no
The screen shakes
Didn't you say you would quit? Why are you playing again when those condutions where met???
exercise your legs
hamstring curls to be exact
nips
No idea what that means
I got medications, I can use them with caffiene hopefully
Your first message
oh hey new bot
Its more the fact ive been in periods of relative stillness
and now am back to my work
i hate leg day
im sorry dude
do bulgarian splits like true man
i go everything else but legs
just dont have legs
what the fuck is that
wait a second thats genius? why didnt i think of that
man
i will make sure to do it in 1.5 frames a second
I forgot the meds
poor you
GOOOD
I can't focus building
The slower the better
real
poor you
Our Way 
cheese wedge
hey hey
borat's wife cheese
depends
what ones are you thinking of mixing?
Depends. I dont think it will go that well with something like Big Iron
Playlists based on genre?

Random bullshit liked songs blending into one big blob?
why would anyone do this
outside of events
real
Just the sheer obligation of finishing the weekly build missions in one fell swoop
my playlist is 40 hours
You get a net positive anyways
ive had it for like 4 years and you can see the changes in my taste
prob similar here
I do semi-clean it when it brings up some ancient song I no longer vibe with
dont ask why theres 2 of me
i dont use liked songs as my main playlist
.....My change went from liking J-Rock to leaning into J-Metal
only as like a storage place
i see
I do keep pop songs though, just, not as huge as J-Rock stuff
the duality
,mmmm
thats how all event retros started with....
argus is lowkey a baddie
they only get added to the store like a year or two after
hyper stupid design
I refuse
what if i give you 5 more really good ones
smh slave
slave is crazy
it ur bday?
Yes
damn sorry insect
Idk
Loool posting in ALO on your birthday 
you know The Who?
I’ve been congratulated the whole day
Why am I getting loled
im with sodak on this one, happy birthday again
The sassy streamer gif is loading, just wait bro, you're gonna look so stupid
Thanks Boise lover 123

add wont get fooled again by the who
putting you on here
bois
The Who are good. Rock legends
Hollup the intro is peak
BoisE
bois
This some shi foreigner or Styx would do
just wait
embarrassed to say i discovered them from top gun
Bose speakers
THE DANGA ZOOOOONE
MOUSe
i cant stand top gun but the music was good
Why? It's cool that those forms of media can introduce older bands to a new generation
From JoJo?
Never mind, unbased
I got most my rock songs from supernatural
i dont know i just get annoyed by it
What’s so embarassing about getting your music from movies
the only rock song I know is monster
wait until you find out about oingo boingo
Well, it is meant to be US-coded
Whars dat
think thats what does it for me

lime....
Stranger Things reintroduced Kate Bush to people under the age of 60
Fucking love Kate Bush
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
yeah
Ahoy there
only song i heard on the school bus
👀
how you doing
What's next, Gundam introducing people to Guns N' Roses with Sweet Child of Mine?
Unironically brave as fuck to make a song in support of trans people in the 80s
you'd been killed
Unironically at that too
Badass chick
such a cool thing to do though
w
Yeah man, for her brother of all people. Very touching tune
good good, waiting for microwave
as always
I Wanna say I discovered peak but it’s one of the most common songs
lets hear
Can’t fight this feeling
forgot about this

I can’t do that wtf
it never works though
You need Spotify premium
yea
imangine not liking ads
wait ill do it in off topic if you wanna see if you can join it still
I just trust good ol' phone storage instead
Though I have to mention something bout the Japanese music industry
Theyre just.....sad
Banking on anime to gain fame now
They have some peak music
Anime which may very much not be a good show at all even
Yknow its bad when peak music wouldve very much be stuff from over a decade ago
That’s how it is for most music in general
Sometimes
hmm
I mean, sometimes I find some good music that ends making me watch the anime
80% of western music is covers/remixes of existing music now
耳根原著 玄幻修仙動畫【#仙逆】片尾曲/插曲《#憾》純歌完整版
Renegade Immortal OST for EP 92| Regret by #楊子熙 & 邊邊 (#RenegadeImmortal #XianNi #XianNiEP92 #RenegadeImmortalEP92)
「抒情」|刀子來了,接吧。既然剪不了動畫片段,那我這一次就索性全部用同人圖試一試~~當...
good music
That wine glass got yeeted
Akashi didnt think of ballooning skin prices did she.
Yo where her panties at yo
Laughs in Sheffield
mmmm?
Brotha if she dies we can’t get SHIT
Put her down son
So few Boise gifs that I swear contributed to half of them
Shiranui meanwhile
cook the scamcat !

Ngl my mind wandered to Oowashi but it'd be weird for a boat to be named after a huge bird
Your pfp reminds me of a REO Speedwagon album cover
tung tung tung sahur
hahahwahehafidhaowjahahhahahawiahdiwh
brrt brrtrtr patpatim
feahharhthahawhhwiahih
Sufficiently random ranting as of now due to the context having been washed away by chat flow for an hour or so... I mentioned not being able to obtain Sovyetsky Soyuz during that event rerun... Why then would I have been suggested she could pop up on guild shop
you having a stroke there?
serious health concerns here
haiwhahwdaoahhawaohoaahah
They probably got her mixed with her sisters
which route?
Do they even pop up on guild shop rotation?
Perhaps the person who commented was thinking of something else to reply to
Oh it was Ayaya that made that comment.
Worst person I know made a great point
Yeah they don’t speak great english so coulda been some kinda mistranslation.
omg they still didnt fix some of these bgs
If I said what I think I'd get banned
the design is kinda peam tho
but thats just me
and i think my word can be considered holy decree
I have a right to complain about the BG not filling the entire UI
was going to argue but i cant now
damn you
【Preview: Argus's Live2D skin - Dignified Swimsuit Training】
︀︀
︀︀Commander, I'm still trying to work up the courage to show myself to you... Aaah, this is so embarrassing...
︀︀
︀︀*Content is in development and may not reflect the final version.
︀︀
︀︀#AzurLane #Yostar
zucc be like..."get those oppai and ass away from me. it's inappropriate, cause it's lewd"
skill issue bro. people sure are sensitive these days 
like if I switch and co, the glasses go back on her face
Just turn this option on 
it still does that
regardless
what say thee then.
the HUH
Windows update now! 
C'mon Argus! Throw it back some more!!!!
leave that succubus alone
What did they do
They ransacked Rome and brought about the end of the western Roman Empire
That's a qt right there
Glasses cute
When do pr seasons normally come out?
june/july
Hallo

I boot upr SC, 265th place in login queue, takes like 10 minutes to get into the game and then I can't fucking see so I have to relog, back to 250th place
I love free flight events
pain
it is nice that they let people try out the current live version without actually spending any money but think of the poor servers
I expect I will see a lot of broken AI and other lag/desync related issues
Damn, that Argus skin is really nice
I lost my favorite gun last time, the time before that my ship didn't respond to controls most of the time so I just logged out and took the loss of whatever I had aboard
Argus about to get thorougly trained
magenta-rarity yamato hogging an entire pr wave 
Yamato being a PR ship is more cope than me with a Boise oath skin


Gib h44
i also really wonder which faction turgut reis would get assigned to

gg

Blender has been revolutionized
boing boing
Jello filled tiddies
No little Yamato until Kaga finally becomes a mother!
they're underwater, so antigravity physics do work, right? 
request denied, kaga has sprouted a sapling instead
everytime i see this i always hear CEASAAAAAAAAAAAR
Images that don't need sound to be heard xD
kaga lives thanks to the very same chicanery that brought amagi to life. i suggest not making statements to the contrary, as they could result in akagi throwing an empty airliner at chat
Wouldn't she do that anyway if she smells another woman on commander?
"skk has a harem" is not nearly on the same level as "skk made light of my sisters dying"
Lion
i wish i was ten dummy-linked manjuus buried in their tails

rawr
Hot
Hmm
Now imagine all the Musashi chan art we will hopefully get from Samip
No
That is so cool
Speed is everywhere man
Vickers mk.7, sho thasty
Mamagi and Milfsashi
I try to get some nice skins on wt live and all I see is this typa skin
Gonna try to make a custom sight of Lion
I don't use many custom skins
I used to use a lot
Rarely even sights anymore
I got a few on my German tanks
With the addition of in-game custom sights there's no point
Why are yall so addicted to the girls being pregnant yo
Gaijin gotta break everything
I don’t get it
Ain't happening irl so...for me it's more of a what if
Neither

I got the 4005
You gotta believe in yourself man
He likes LoL 
I see
How old are you
"Will it work?"
Me: Hi mommy
Her:
Do NOT answer if your not comfortable with speaking
Put the thigh highs on

It didn't work
Nah
He's from Scandinavia so there's always a 50% chance
I bought them for the experience
Better than buying a 14" rod
Because they had those in all colours
Is this peak?
mid 30's.
Ain’t even crop the photo
Oh it’s over
Lethal combo. League player too XD
Wrap it up













