#al-general
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Problem is hay fever is killing me
"A man who forgets names calls everyone 'bro'
and survives"
— Sun Tzu
I have a friend who has really
Bad hay fever
I am not remembering everyone’s names so I will call them bro or boss 
Bro
Bro
Bro
Like my dad's old friend he used to call everyone chief 
Bro
Bro
Bro
Bro
Bro
Bro
Bro
No crane was hurt in the making of this
Bro
Brudder
Bro
Bro
Bro
I might be him
What's up chief
Bro
I wonder how many of these I can stack up before her fate sim launches in a few years
It's better to have a dickhead, than being a dickhead
– Mao Zhedong, probably –
Chicken curry and rice
McDonald breakfast deluxe with add on scrambled eggs
Chicken Adobo
bro
Bro
We are NOT rushing this by wasting cubes
I'm not pulling on that banner
Any idea who we collabin?
Don't give a shit about DOA and there's a UR coming soon enough
I am, so that is easy clear for me
we havent got agir fs5 yet... I doubt this game will be still around to get fs5 for DR6 or above
I mean you can't reach level 100 before week 5 anyways
You looks like
I'm in no rush. Though it'd be nice to have the Bulin so I can MLB my final Shinano
JohnYakuza
I prefer being a dickhead
Get to the fireship!
currently level 70 with a bunch in week 3 missions to clear still .
also this 
I fucked up my weekly points week 1 so I'm still waiting to do the 4k point cap one
But no matter how hard you rush it, you're locked until week 5 (which you don't need to fully complete) to finish the pass
Even if you do all the builds

I mean I am still going to pull
I am going to clear it regardless what I do
I only use quick finishers in events
for dailies, I do not
Same, but I do them now for my daily builds to chip away at that week 2 mission
No

all these prints for fs5
nice bp collection
I was a bit far off in my cruise missions guess
You're at the same progression point, you just haven't bought the pass for 15 free levels
I wish i had those amount of stuff
you will reach me if you spend now 
Ohhhhh nice then
I don’t got money
a certain someone calls me that for giggles
If it has to be done then😔
I should do opsi later
Holy shit it’s already April 14th
next year
Alsace rerun in like late June/early July
Infernal get in here
Dw I got 4 bulins plus Saving cubes for her already

Ironblood Quality
john yakuza
Argus getting ready for a new skin 
pasta honkers
How do i get speed up in ship yard
oh my



HOLY
brand new DOA girls? i just returned from vacation
The carbonara's almost ready, mother!
A venus vacation?
Yeah Vittorio tends to do that
I would DO her
I’d cook Vittorio an Littorio pasta every night
These residents are pretty evil
I just got off re4 bro
Bazooka go brrrrr
if it's AL, it's Resident Horny 
Who is that old bald guy
Me too brother me too
If resident evil was in Azur lane mogador would be the evil resident
Never heard of it but I read the newspaper
the true horror is, the horny virus also affects *Manjuus, Meowficcers, and Clankers
Just remembering that it took 7 games for them to do actually evil residents
I think she shrunk
in domestic-JP , the series is called Bio Hazard
This didn’t do Hindenburg justice
Bust wise not really hip wise yea
Mr beast leaving lion on 1hp
Well I can't really do that as I will fail the mission then
or would
because the event has ended
have you forgotten how huge her tits are?
Too big, literally
she's within top 5 booba-tier rosters
also thicc thighs save lives
Well yes I do
homing briefcase so op that it later became a weapon
hitman, john hitman
Q would be proud
Well the perception is fucking me up apparently
She will wack you with her fan should you do something funny
It was a bug but people loved it so much they made a new briefcase with the tracking
and they ofc nerfed it
the best part about hitman isn't even hitting men
it is the DUCKS
A certain clanker named Alsace has gotten the horny virus
good
Akagi had it befor the tipping point was reached...
.....I watched this one dude that made a buncha Hitman vids but unfortunately, same style involving loads of explosives does make it boring
That's no virus... Its a feature
A feature to malfunction?
Haven't played any new ones I think the last I played was blood money
well hitman also has endless possibilities as it's also a sandbox game
Well blood money was peak
The game after that though
Bought one of the more modern ones before I got my new comp and kinda lost motivation
always remember to charge your robo gf
comp?
Contracts was purrfect
I love this feature
well contracts is basically in 47's head so it was more dark and gritty
bro probably bought hitman 2016
Wa2000 suitcase and double silver ballers
imagine not playing the original 
original was uhhh
it was uhh
yeah not that good
it was their first steps as making games though
and never touched it again
I bought 2 and didn't enjoy it like contracts so never picked up the first
Really not on you, game hard asf
my brother beat it tho
Funni speedrunners tho
oh damm
your brother is a baller
a goldballer if you will
They love the akimbo Silverballers
Either clear the level stealthy like or kill everyone and dispose of them on trash compactor etc
And just going loud in general kek
Then you're not really a silent assassin but an assassin nonetheless
Fun doing both types
Yes absolutely
"There's no one to notice if there isn't anyone to notice"
Only if you don't die during that though
so here's the thighs
do you think she got the meatiest thighs in the game
Is she blind ?
mmmm, prob not, but they're very nice
horny nun
high quality thighs
man I would love to be crushed by those
However Payday 2 has the WULULULU and AHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG
I have payday 2
play postal
Looks fun
Loved the bulldozers in that game
new stupid headcanon: skk lifts to be able to princess carry their ships with their rigging on and is ripped as a result
currently I'm teaming up with Bruce Lee
Look it's Warspite
He got one hell of a sleeper build
Pretty sure torpedoes do their job when they die
Mmm torpedoe
Reduced to a piece of 14" armour in a carpark sadge
Nikke much?

Torpedo is scared of Warspite so it wants to run but she won't let it
I feel like I've seen this at the submarine museum at Portsmouth before
Not really in my division before they stopped the friendly fire thing my Torp might have accidentally took a big chunk of a team mates health
It's a carpark believe it or not
Your torpedoes overpenetrate?

The carpark at the submarine museum in Portsmouth looks like this
Macsalvors Ltd, Pool, Cornwall
Ew Cornwall
Dr.clark the naval historian did a video visiting it lol
Probably the only reason to visit Cornwall
The Macsalvors yard in Redruth, Cornwall, is home to a piece of 13-to-14-inch thick belt armour from the battleship HMS Warspite, which sits in the middle of their car park.
😭
yes, but al skk doesn't cheat by having been dropped into the magic strength potion when they were a little kid, compared to nikke skk apparently having been incubated in the potion
al can additionally accomodate a built fskk
I can tell it's Cornwall too as it's grey
at least to my knowledge idfk it's five fucking am
Well, the imagination leeway's there because them shipgirls dont give any indication on being heavy......especially Nagato
Let alone cyborg or robot unless mentioned or shown
Wanna go to Cornwall for that reason pity it's too deep to go out and look for parts that might be on the seafloor though probably all buried in the sand
Compare to Nikke where BAM Anis can respawn
Go to Scapa Flow
Where the German navy was scuttled at the end of ww1 I think
got full down tier with this
Well those ships saved a lot of lives
Alot of the surgical instruments were made from the steel cut from there
Do this only to get tk'd
Yeah
Though we can make love background steel now so not so much now
Pre 1945 steel is very good
Why am I imagining of a carbon fibre boat
Laughs in Great Depression
Low background steel
What about it?
I got five tanks on me
We are taking about steel from before the atomic bombs went off as it's better to use for surgical tools
Good luck pal
ty
You have 99 problems and tanks ain't 1
hey guys
Hello old chap
nimi
its Lily here and welcome back to my yapping session
is nice.
today's topic will be me larping as your very average youtuber with a super saturated content
Hey hey
Are you the iPhone dude?
I look forward to watching you larp as this😭
i mean i can just say whatever really, but honestly
i can really say whatever i like, like truly this is the greatest form of freedom of speech where i can say whatever i like
I guess so
Whens the manifesto dropping then lily?
anyways, back to the topic, have i talk about how i can freely say what i want?
oh yeah, this is because it is a basic form of human rights that i have as a human, i can freely say things i believe in
just like how this great commenter name penquin said "I guess so"
Like how preaching is just professional yapping?
we won
which indicates that he agrees with what i said, by using his freedom of speech
You got it sister
oops hit the 8 minute mark, thanks for watching and i will not see you but you will see me in the next 1 hour when i post another sloppy video talking about something over and over and over for another 8 minutes
Keep talking your talk 🗣️🤙🏼
YouTube commentary videos
Also, you spelled my name right! I'm so proud
i forgot to spell it wrong
and said sorry for my bad pronounciation
hmm
Penguin
Pengu
Hey hey H2O
That's fine I'll take this
not why, just yes
no it wouldve been benwin
or smth smth like that
A brain too big
Hey Lily
hey barb
Whats up
i shouldve been larping as a commentator yter
the average yter in a saturated content market caps the duration at 8 minutes
Hi guys
Hey hey twin!!!
I remember watching these guys back in 2019
Happy birthday dude!!!
or do i larp as a pdf hunter??
happy birthday gng

burger
Turning the ripe old age of 12! I'm so proud
Yes
Love watching those vids
Happy 80th 
nah ion wanna be taihou 2.0 tho
yall gotta remember that most pedo hunter catfish by sexbombing as a "minor"
Don't remind me
like they straight up just go borderline sexual
Can you mail me some cake then
Sure 
Email me.
What cake you having twin
well its part of the req to larp as a pdf hunter
i cant do much
Never had a Colin the Caterpillar before
tf
Smh
55?
Oh no
bristol retrofit confirmed for next maintenance
Purples 
Gobbla spotted 4k live footage
I can confirm this too with multiple sauces

Pear
Eugen retro when x.x
Who took his John
Well yes, and no
oh like ranch and cheese sauce?

yes and yes cause Ägir pretty much is already filling in the role that Eugen's retro was going to do

hence the retro joke
same VA and stuff too
It do go down
But ägir doesnt have eugens personality.
Also considering her rl history they are just doing her dirty considering how useless she is (gameplaywise) compared to all of her sisters
Even Muse is only a side grade
agir is better than eugen in every conceivable reason. why? well let me ask you this: does eugen have a comfy emote? she doesnt. checkmate, atheists

John 
Schob

flooba hugs

The devs know that if Ägir ever gets FS5, Eugen's retro is beyond pointless
Boobs are great

Bro bouta be blown up
the Kelp, hola
yea yea well..

the John, hello
same artist
this one is uhhhhh
yeah
@karmic chasm get ready to pay child support yo 
Imagine how fucked her heart must be
i aint gonna snitch but. yknow
yea
The back pain
Look Kelp, your favorite ship.
Nohn




I love Seattle bros.

Its a nice city
Sure
John

Why is this so wholesome
idk
“Wholesome”
holesome
Dont mock me 
the artist name is krass i think
I wonder how much she weighs
that is so grass
Anyone here a dragon ball fan??
My 400lb 10 foot wife.
Scary
shes massive
thats all i need to know imagine she falls

still lighter than Formi
yse
cringe
I fucking despise Azur Lane memes.
Where I can send meme
Nowhere
purgatory
Catdog
good times
Yeah
Shush
Big mommy?
yes

Omfg I keep accidentally quick reacting thingy on messages so sorry if you get a “Warpat” reaction it’s on accident
What warpat

i am a grey ghost because I'm dead
boobs!
I love boobs
Where was this peak
Ima make Bucky smug the quick react thingy

Peak cringe
look at em, nice girls
i am the one who lanes
Dawg
Cute dogs
they can breath underwater
Yuki question

everyone
EAT THE BREAD
hm?
Whats the ruling on how far we can take er
what?

that what
“Curve appreciation”?
Is that from date alive twins?
er? Elden ring?
Nice cat
Cus iirc before this I could say “mmm Booba” and it was fine
yea

well you gotta tone it down smh
Nice

Oh so it’s allowed but in moderation
(Pun intended)
Oh tohka
yea just be normal
🪵
Yeah that
Wood cuz ecofriendly
Wrong
Car

Hot

look at this whale
blue whale
Its a dawg
John is level 147
Number smh fits
lv above 60 doesnt matter
Where
5k gems?
67?

Dead meme
UH HYUK HYUK
tan lines? what? 
6 7 6 7
What lines?
What that means
Still can’t believe how hard they powerscaled her from the og
No complaints
everyone but Yoshino took the hit
@sinful vapor if you fought YukiNano in ranked would you lose?
"Nah id win"
Looks considerably buffed
True
Esp w the way the gravity is sagging them
thigh buff
5k gems
meanwhile 42 spiritually
13 or 12 even
I need like 1k for Bismarck Beacon skin
she is much older

much older
Fbi will get u for real
Time to play ds3
Looks are teens lets say
but yea Kotori is the only one under 18 in season 5
she messed around with the timelines too much
橋本みゆきさんが歌う主題歌「Lu lu lun♪~ウラハラ気分はオートマティック~」も初解禁!
多数の艦船たちが登場のメインPV第2弾を公開!
アニメ第2期『アズールレーン びそくぜんしんっ!にっ!!』
2026年7月5日(日)よりTOKYO MX・BS11にて放送スタート!
TOKY...
It’s automatically the best anime of all time since implacable is there
golden hind too
a wild janus appeared
...i wonder if tempesta be meta, their tentacles turned into the siren tentacles too?
what time when a coffee shop's best seller wasn't coffee but waffles
that just means more hostiles
If implacable is in the anime Ima watch
Little implacable and Infernal dies a happy man
Who do I limit break
rng
Your favourite ship or lion
Lion and Bismarck (since you got dopes)
fdg if you want to be pampered
Only favorite I have there is warspite
Poor Trafalgar…..
Fdg’s a money sink if you don’t want to wait.
Well go lion then
What does she do
Be sexy~😉
nuke siren
Yeah what does Traf even do. Haven’t touched her.
What are you trying to say…
u have lion?
Provides a strong 10% evasion debuff and synced with flag BBs... Also good dmg, AA, asw, RN buff
Can we move topics
Trafalgar/plymouth with lion mecky and bzwei/alsace
Trafalgar has inordinately large booba for a DD ngl
Especially shown by her skin

Trafalgar is cute
i like her
Indeed. She has two very BIG reasons for liking her
4 actually
You forget the other side~🤭🤭🤭
Good point
Trafalgar is a fucking YouTuber
Like not the ship she doesn’t make YouTube videos I don’t think but that’s the name of a YouTube person I like lmao
LION FUCKING LION SHES RIGHT THERE GET ANOTHER BULIN AND SMASH EM RIGHT INTO HER
I love the skin
Trafalgar is the name of a famous war 
so does mog
I mean the YouTuber is a massive history nerd so I guess he would be named after stuff like that
Al support takes around a week to respond don't they? 
idk man I never had experience 


look and be umazed
It’s the sexiest bikini skin
It actually took awhile for me to understand what you meant by this
my phone just had the weirdest freeze - turn on the screen, and only the backlight leds light up, the screen remaining black. Did the trick to reboot the phone, it got stuck on loading fastboot. Rebooted again, and it seemed like it got stuck on loading the os, but after a while it loaded
what phone
Is it an old phone?
it's from 2019
Hee hee hee~
That's really amazing! 
F1?!?!?!?
damn that's legendary
later ones got expensive
Maybe that’s why
maybe
haven't had any actual issues like data corruption or memory errors
Jiggle
flash memory usually lasts much longer
it's not 2010 where 100k writes would ruin your drive 
if it isnt broke dont fix it
throws a big Hello to Schobbob and Infernal Void. 
like, it's working fine after the 2 reboots
Well keep an eye on it tho
Just In case
Could of just been a small glitch
yeah

https://slaimuda.github.io/ectl/#/home where update tier list this link ?
It’s a lot more then just that~
oh shit addie and kawaa are online
It is?

Why do you care so much? Were you planning something when mods weren’t on?

he might be planning something big
Akeno best hsdxd girl
Rias mega overrated
I thought ectl kinda stopped updating 
Keep an eye on the penguin
dawg
Guys
Gals
forgetting the q...
No not you actual penguin I’m talking about arsene
ohh lmao
too confusing
i wonder what gave that away
I understand

too many friggin P's and G's
yes, I do wonder and ponder upon these words from time to time
Yes I know~ we are twins~
Dw i understand penquin i understand
Agreed~
Trash bitch she is~
Just generic booba demon. At least Akeno has some depth to her
Rias gets relegated to the damsel in distress despite supposedly being the strongest character on the show
Yesssssss ha ha I only watched her scenes
They gave me YouTube music recap
They gave me YouTube music recap and then took away my premium
She’s just a representation of corrupted nobles now they just ‘say they are cuz’ just because their family ‘ did or more like took something’ and yeah
When in reality it’s just trash

Scum is scum after all
Yeah it's been a minute since I watched the show
I dont remember much fondly but I always preferred Akeno
oh my
Nah she’s a pathetic weakling let’s be real.
I like Sabaton
its not them im looking at
And a lot of my music was offline or pirated during my USA trip
Then what?
Paying for youtube 
I hated it, the show sucked from the how badly they represented the characters
living tombstone and the hardbass 😭
Hardbass is good
Cheeki breeki iv damke
I do it for music that’s fine
w stalker ref but i disagree
It's certainly a type
same.. besides, beats having to deal with adblockers that break every month because of YT updates


I don’t experience that with yt music
It's free with Revanced
...i guess
Idk what revanced is
Thats why you paypig for google
i just use Spotify
YouTube app but better
Top 5 notifications I’ve ever gotten
Jberm
Cheeki breeki iv damke technically isnt even russian
"Yo, I'm finally playing Elden Ring."*
on...tiktok?
or is that insta..no idea

I don't listen to that song too much
about 4 letters from my name there
its not a song
Jerusalem
its a vocieline from a game called stalker
first 2 letters 
The app icon is there
bro i dont use either of the two
Jeremy Clarkson

Oh TikTok
Free to download on android, idk about ios

Halo chat
12 years ago
always has been
damn
except the people who missed the first two runs and now face a tripple-event banner
hey hey
That’s me
You made me laugh bro🥹
I have to triple pull for ships
hey piggy
hey hey
thats my line but ill let it slide 😡
Damn
how you doing today pig man?
Lovely skin for Ibuki
but only animated
matured ibuki
Neurological disorder sells 
Another motion
Yup, not by Maya G. Too tall and too full
You alr know why
This but L2D is an instant buy for me
Armpits, I understand after being told it was in human nature, but feet; no.
I'm gonna adopt her
gg
Place your bets 
Argus sounds like a tractor
Ferguson probably
This is like the 6th girl i like for the past year
WHO IS THIS
to get an L2D
so we are not going to question why she's wearing pantyhoses/heels in a bathtub?
only for it to be feet.
What the fuck is up with all the feet l2d it feels like every L2D is feet
Unfortunately for 💸 probably

Like once or twice is a coincidence but every girl i wants an L2D for ends up getting feet skin
argus is l2d+ i believe
what the fuck is wrong with people
Poor Musashi
oh great another feet scene, i'd love that
And don't even get me started on Guichen's skin
i presume that picture on her phone is her 2nd pose...
but we dont know, they only gave like a 5 second preview
I need me another rerun of the musashi carnival skin
oh it's an l2d***+***
Yea
Nah I stopped spending in this game for a while lol
It’s 1.2k gems probably
get babied
Wait who is this
guichen
I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING SUCK ON A PACIFIER

I WANT TO FUCKING SUCK ON HER TITS

Ain't no party like an Ark Royal party
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

I DEMAND ANOTHER GUICHEN SKIN
Still waiting on a phoenix skin, wasted potential
First it's Guichen now it's Argus. My oaths never gets a skin but when they do it's some fringe fetishslop
requests denied, another big tits taihou l2d it is
Yeah I see that
i'm so fucking sick of it
hello
can we just like

but bigger
no feet slop, no infantilizing

literally just wholesome sexy time
Diddy oil
but nooooooooo next skin will probably be vore at this rate
technically, unless you bought that one, you cant even have one of those anymore

i bought it
Nah every ship needs a feet skin
thanks
althought, wasnt it re-instated in JP?
one of my favourite skin
I want more Sirius skins
i fucking swear
if Indomitable finally gets an L2D
and it's a fetishslop
i'm fucking done

I've been done for years lol
things like Bois Belleau and Massena or the aforementioned Napoli skins gives me hope once in a while
richie feetslop2d it is
It sells well to degenerates, which make up most of the playerbase I'd assume...
Can't we just be normal degenerates?
Like
i'm a degenerate
but i'm not a feet degenerate
I even didn't buy the mamagi 2 dress because it's very feet
I like ears
i'm just a regular, vanilla degenerate
THIS
Same
im still pissed OG mamagi l2d isnt compatible with mamagi 2
TO LIKE AMAGI'S L2D
BUT LIKE 4/5 INTERACTIONS IN THAT FUCKING SKIN ARE FEET
Huh? Bruh I was considering it…
I mean feet fetish is one of the few areas they don't have to hold back
I want to caress the ears
and I whale for mamagi, I have all the other skins
Like they can't show nip or vagene
Not yet
ueah, but unlike armpits or something because at least that's breast adjacent
feet appeals to some
but anyone who doesn't like it
Fair enough
is actively put off by it
tummies are great, perfectly placed 
Why tf would she do that
thighs or armpits or stomach










