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BREAMYYYYY
It never did 
elbonia
We got loli BB & DD with big tiddies since may years ago

Sup guys Bang Tango Feeds My Soul
Nearing Cloud 9 No Above That I’m At Cloud 11th
guh Tosa has a friend now, or smth idk
She destroys you
Sup Laners 
hi smol 
Hey Smolensk
I swear if it's because someone is moaning
Lost

i found transformers girls art

Look in Off Topic
old nimi stopped working

Who's the father
in the game's head it's akashi, who fired a siren shrink beam at musashi
in players' heads it's the player 
oh shit is samip cooking anything yet
Why the child version of musashi is a mesugaki 
According to the in-game lore , Akagi got Akashi to seal the machine yet tiny ship still appear and AL dev stop trying to justify their existence and went with " Yeah they were there all this time " 
why not
Well Musashi strike me as some sort of serious girl , most tiny ship resemble some of the personality of their bigger counterpart 
they went with the akagi route
teasing/loving = megusaki
this is what happens when you give adult Akagi a ring
The only thing I like about Yanderes is if you remove their yandere personality and what are their other personalities behind that bravado
is akagi a yandere?
I always read her as more just overly possesive
not to a dangerous degree

yes
she is
"If Commander was cut up into little pieces, he would never be able to leave Akagi’s side or break her heart ever again... Ahahaha!"
Akagi is definitely yan
Yamato finally getting in the port just to find both her sisters married with the same guy and with children.
she also gets heated if you talk to any of the other girls
mesugaki is a horrible fucking trope that exists solely to create pedobait characters and al does not need more of it
sounds jealous
Stop talking about kusogaki, mesugaki, whatever, rather look at Golden Hind in a bikini from the new season of Slow Ahead.
getting god damn ads for AL....
k
Dawg, what,
re8er
Your hanging out in the ALO server, acting like its a bad thing to get an AL ad
if its that fucking bad why are you here
this is like pulling up to a chick fil a and getting mad they have chicken
He wants to hate himself
It's well doccumented
when is Hoffen not complaining
never

i wouldn’t mind the complaining
if he didnt do that fuckass “i dont play AL and heres why their wrong”
Yuki!
no this sounds more like confusion
i don't think ldplayer checks what you even have installed before picking an ad to show, hence al ad even if you play al
im not even annoyed
Im just like, confused what the motive is here
I am just now finding out you can pull up stockings on her
to waste time
masochism
yesterday i found out that today is today

yknowatamsayin
like, you can infact, MOVE ON from shit you don’t like
untrue, I must hate it and tell everyone I hate it until the end of time
AHH MONSTER
Yo yo
I would assume that based on your pfp
I remember back when we first got an announcement for anson
These are the official designs
Morning guys
Takagi


More that you like transformers
Maybe if the devs bring her back he won’t be so sour all the time
John did you see 
Idk why but I thought your pfp had butter on her forehead
Ibuki skin 
anson
andaughter
yes
I have
lol that does look like butter
how that one guy feels after reacting with PC on every post
instant buy
get that butter off there man
ewww spam
i need it for cookin
especially with sob emote
Im like 90% sure he has a bot that does it for him, or a macro

For a sec i tought your name was JohnKamikaze
not sure how you can confuse N with K
I forgot my glasses at work
So like
Reading is a problem now
thought for a sec your name was nohnjamikaze
Understandable
I mean my name is sometimes like that

Omelette

John 
has problem reading, but has no problem spamming garbo

sleep tomorrow
I cant decide
What time is it for ya?
6pm
A bit early
yes every now and then
5AM minimum
Got it
Well i have to sleep early cuz i gotta wake up 6AM tomorrow for work
😞
Good night y'all
Would you rather she eat a manjuu?
She should eat rice crackers
More protein tubes
Those are worse
Or she could eat a manjuu, they'll sacrifice themselves 
I imagine they taste like peeps
They probably taste like chicken
Marshmallowy chicken
Amagi spotted
Birb is feeling unwell 
Noo damn I’ve been waiting to spot you what should I bird watch now

This damn sore throat won’t leave and then just retched earlier which just brought a whole new pain to my chest for some reason 
Yeah just laying down for abit to calm it down before going down 
Okay long it’s not too serious I guess
Shouldn’t be, sore throat is just work related (Having to call out customer numbers
)
I think anyways 
Damn life is pain
The girl on gambling table
Well that’s annoying I guess
Huh?
You look like a lizard tail
Super pro
Haru deserves ALL of the triple crowns
She need to win it eh
She tried harder than any horse in the circuit
Run fast but try not to break the leg
Haru would have won if she realized that turf was just grass on top of DIRT.
Sadge
Blow up haru
Thigh

where's that gif of calligrägir bouncing with the caption "true true i agree with your statement"
What’s your guys favorite ship girl skin+background for me it’s this one for Scylla.
Maryland swimsuit skin
There you go


peak skin, I really hope manjuu make it motion
wait why it's not fit the full background wtf
maybe, maybe not
Or is it just the Xtreme volleyball part of dead or alive
the collab is with xtreme venus vacation, a gacha game where the volleyball cast hangs out in a beach resort thingy
last time the minigame was volleyball
Its so peak
The Glow up is something
fuck i just lost a shinano-musashi 1v1
The tea woman 
why do the suction cups look like nipples lol
who is the bunny
patty #game-news message
Their attempt of appealing to the gen z audience I think
🥀
I'm tired of trying
I'm tired of lying
The only thing I understand is what I feel!!!!!!
YOU ARE A CINEMA
Strange voices in my head
Freedom is what they said!
wdym speakerbox was kind of catchy
ask "carl"
Stop leaking the main profile name son
Hey all
hi bismarck
Hi twin
If Neptunia reruns,would the Lowee twins be separate ships or 2 charas in one ship like the yamai twins???
(Ram and Rom)
Hru two?
i just woke up
Me too
If they can get twin ships into 1 contraption the first time then they can definitely get it
blud when did you even sleep
Where is east dakota
nobody asks about west dakota 😔
When you were getting clapped by that girl who was a man
if Ram and Rom were separate,that means they need to be paired in one fleet to make their skill work?
Duh
Everybody hates the west
Everybody loves the north
nah then that would be too scummy for the collab hunters
or for the attempting-to-be
the kronk is here
I went to sleep 8-9 hours ago
Now I gotta go learn North Dakota culture
North pole
Penguins
I’ve seen that girl somewhere I swear
i mean like- whats the time right now for you
JILL WATCH OUT
12:46pm
kizuna ai? she's, like, an OG og vtuber
she's also in azur lane
Ts you
Never reran though for undisclosed reasons
max verstappen
In AL
Kizuna Ai,Hololive and •••••@••••'s collab rerun chances are near-zero
FUCK YOU MEAN YOU WOKE UP AT FUCKING 12 30 PM
has there even been any collab reruns other than venus vacation and ssss?
Atelier.
most probably not
Stars
Not that bad
yeah except atelier
wow the vtuber collabs made me feel old
my
i thought atelier was two separate collabs with two different atelier games 
It was
I wish I could sleep that late

without my ass getting whooped
and the ryza collab's cast showed up in the yumia collab because why tf wouldn't they
not as much as nepnep though, that's the oldest en collab
The Yumia collab also reran Ryza
Very early
I mean I slept at like 11pm
so it's just enough for me to go through the whole day
I mean that’s reasonable tbh
the next collab after Ryza is Senran.
-Project N is about to release this year.
so,is senran likelier to rerun than Neptunia,a series that got their mainline game after 10 years of spin off hell?
you slept at like 4 am then
Yeah I did
what were you grinding
They have to know that there's a demand for a nep collab
Bleach games
Well cn anniversary livestream would reveal that shortly
Probably moreso than senran
Thx AI generated script and voice
Flat


All of Dakota
hi laners
S05E19 Hank is diagnosed with DGS, a genetic, yet non-fatal, condition.
All rights belong to FOX.
Tf is Triple T doing son
bleeodwalk
These people are stuck in 2019, they don’t get such things
don't even joke lad
My battle station got an upgrade
Can I use that laptop to chase storms
what's the upgrade
More cables to throw in the pile
Wouldn't recommend it
Why wouldn’t you
Slow as shit
What the fuck is this
Rump rump rump deamur
Which is probably not something you want to rely on in a rapidly evolving, high stress event
tung
tung tung tung suhur and that croc italian brainrot
Choco
the bomber one is a fraud
tung is the only good italian brainrot
Dont you dare finish that phrase
tung is indonesian brainrot

call for prayer

You are dead to me
Seseren upping his gif game
Peak

Ya'll think the germans would've raided scapa flow
@silver bear
No I’m scared for you
No, rot in India.
Why are you scared for me
Admins have been cracking down on NSFW
Yuri hater spotted
What was ok a while back is now warnable
Send him into the deepest slums of lahore
yuri is good civilization
They are just kissing
Nothing to it
Wat da fuk?
Jeanmassa is still the best yuri ship in al
Yuri hater spotted
True
I don't like yuri or yaoi, idk why I don't...
Are you ok 
Enterprise x Belfast are just friends while Jean Bart and Massachussets has a solid foundation
I witnessed sodak
chocolate 🤤

Get the padded room ❤️
Kiss my ass❤️
Why? It’s a normal reaction for sodak upon seeing sodak
ALL WHITE???
Choco 

Huh…
Interesting then
Don't fart
No ❤️
💔
Azur lane has no tiktok fanbase at all
all the tiktoks I see have sub 10k likes


what do you expect from them?

I haven't had chocolate milk in months
Same
they'd rather dive into a pool of acid than play a "gooner" game
I wanna buy some
Buy Oboy
zenless has one
Peak

Doesn’t bother me
Wait wait wait CN got new servers , which means EN will get more eventually. It's gonna be so much fun farming a new acc
Woke up in the middle of the night because a dumb ass bird hit my window and fucking died
25 floors till the ground
✌️😭
Hope hes ok
What bird? Pigeon?
Yep
Don't you have a human heart?
Poor bird
Fr
The domain clash was peak until the cockroach steps in-
Yuta had to kiss another curse 😭😭😭😭
Absolute lobotomy
But we all know who would win that clash
Now we go back to waiting another year or 2 for part 2

let the lobotomy continue
A year or 2? 4 years minimum
8 years maximum
Lobotomy kaisen ✌️🥹
||credits to the creator who created this masterpiece-||
What changed?
FDG n sm other ships try sinking QE, Warspite and Ark royal
"Commander, I wish to bring to your attention the details regarding the extension of your vehicle's warranty"
Hehe boat goes boom
The eye color
HEHEHE, MORE BOOM BOOM
Prince of wales gets hit by the Bismarck here
... Historically accurate-
U remaking the battle?-
Scharnhorst gets one tapped by the warspite 😭😭
Na I'm doing a fictional thing where the FDG was built and they attempt to raid scapa flow
Got hit with the Excalibur fr
Ohhh a "What if" scenario?
Yeah she's gone 😭😭
yepp
FDG is pretty busted here
her 406mm's pack a punch but they're super slow
... Okay my Iowa simping Neurons got activated again, so what if Montana-
Montana has a model here so I can def run her against smth
It's a mod on the game Sea Power : Naval Combat in the Missile Age
Yoooo What if Montana was in WW2 and faces the Yamato fleet-
I can do that lol
yep
Payment?
also base game is about cold war ships
unfortunately
Oki how much
Hmmm 2.5k pesos, I can do that
trust me it's an amazing game
no multiplayer though
since it's real time 😭😭
wait let me run the montana against the yamato
NJ ME COMING FOR U-
btw the ww2 thing is a mod
but the mod is constantly getting updated
has like 250 ships in the mod
this was the battle off samar
yeah it's when the yamato's group faced off against american carriers in surigao
When will they add yamato to azur lane lol
When they uhhh... Yes
I'm setting hp a thing with the montana and yamato rn
laners
hi pig
hi torp
And so, the clash of the titans has commenced.
The mightiest battleship of the Imperial Navy faces off against the unparalleled behemoth of the United Navy. In this monumental showdown, only one battleship will emerge victorious, claiming the prestigious title of the strongest battleship. The fate of the oceans hangs in the balance!
I circled the enterprise
Montana is right behind the salem
I feel like a Jujutsu narrator for saying that😭
Imma go charge my phone rq
Peace dude
Yamato, Musashi, Shinano, Nagato
alr peace man.
and Azuma
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Also
wait wat
HEHEHEHE

Montana vs Yamato 🗣️
What went on earlier
It got me intrigued
wat game is this
Bwah
Shi for me like the jjk narrator
Can't be a jjk narrator if you don't do “With the sole exception of—”
cuz I put them out of each other's range
What's the exception in zeh battle-
It's uhhh Yamato vs Montana
Sea power
not only montana lol
Guh-
There's two montana classes here
Lemme redo the narration rq
Cursed Techniques frfr
Montana and Louisiana
there's a lot of ships
What's the flag ship of the two? Enterprise and Nagato right?
I put Ohio, Salem, Louisiana, Montana, South Dakota and Enterprise
Nagato's the flagship of the japanese side yes
Loli mandate
What if there's game like blue archive, but instead of hangout with students, the MC as student hangout with the teacher?

Red Files
would be neat
Older women 🤤
Uhhh wait
Fr fr
The amount of Teachers be tryna flirt
Do not touch alsace
She will explode
They've started shooting
surprisingly it was the montanas who shot first
In the climactic clash of naval titans, the stage is set upon turbulent waters!
Behold the mighty IJN Nagato, commanding her fleet with unyielding strength, poised to seize victory!
Opposing her stands the stalwart USS Enterprise, guiding her vessels through a treacherous quest for dominance.
In the fates of these two nations intertwine in a fierce battle for supremacy! One will rise, the other will fall. Who will emerge as the ultimate powerhouse?
Oki my brain is now not braining
Tuff
We're getting Jujutsu warship before GTAVI
...
Domain Expension
Hollow Purple.
We need a person standing in the middle like he's narrating fr
It's heating up
Judas playing in the background
Imma go eat rq
Aight bet
Anti Aircraft gunners on the musashi watch as the yamato gets pummeled by the combined fire of two montana class ships and 1 Ohio Class.
Deck crew on the shinano view impacts on the yamato
where can i see new updated tierlist??
Hii

go to bot spam then "/tierlist"
they upd the tl almost everyday
I don't think she explodes like that
I think it's more likely she explodes in a sexual way
huh
Alsace
has a regular half-updo on her default hairstyle
and a half-up braid on her swimsuit
Back
I cant believe musashi chan exist
Hehe child
🗿
that's because i bred her 9 months ago

holy shit
wtf
i love Ibuki now

based dev
nani
that one discord notification
0 hours since some twitching reactionary snowflake cried about the fucking modern audience
shut the fuck up
anyway boats
funny of the one daily pull to be l'indomptable of all ships after the last event 
bro got the rate up ship in non rate up
fake cow adoring real cow
i have two cows. their boobs so thoroughly enclose my ears that i can't hear the economist yelling at me for bringing an allegedly ordinary woman in a cowprint fit to tell an analogy (that i forgot anyway)
Ply moves are all maxed out now
when the gem commission actually gives gems
make it 20 cuz i have 18 childs with her as well
after two new collabs perhaps? 
i'm really hoping this one is more "vacation lane part 2" than a second rerun of the same collab. i didn't like the first rerun
Yes

it is very very very real
my god.
you successfully preg musashi and give birth to the musashiling
the cast of dead or alive xtreme venus vacation, a gacha "simulated life game" spinoff of a beach volleyball spinoff of a fighting game series, gets isekai'd to al. iirc they end up on an island result that also had a bunch of ships and skk by dumb luck?
then we all have a chill time. featuring beach volleyball because of course, hipper getting flat shamed because manjuu wasn't feeling well when writing ts, and a bunch of sakura ships getting intrigued that their country apparently exists as they know it in the collab girls' homeworld
but im a robobot
how the hell can i do that
sperm donors
Wtf?
uhh huh..
Wot
No i mean when they announced a previous collab last year that never happened
oh uh
idk i barely touched al last year
what
they didn't announce anything that didn't happen
I just checked, it 100% real
last year it was black Rock shooter, yumia, danmachi and date a live
Huh
Maybe I'm on crack then
nah it can't be that bad
ah yes there was sans from great fray smash brothers special
RUN

sans 😢😢😢
scary
So scary roon.
Who knew your day would come? 
Oh attractive detail
Succubus 

In that case..... Can I ask for l2ds for
Suzuya. Z11, Duquesne, Thuringen, Ayase, Dunkerque, and Toricelli 
she so scary
Does Yamashiro count as an elite. L2D Yamashiro for sure
The importance of having a gun in every home
very scary
I have uhh plot convience
i might just be cursed when it comes to collab predictions
I predicted Ayane in the first run of DoA (2020) -> no Ayane
I predicted Hikage to appear at the Senran collab -> nothing
I predicted Master Nemesis to appear at TLR collab -> nothing
I predicted Mio to appear on the DaL collab -> nothing
i predicted both Ayane and Helena to appear on DoA's pt3 -> not only those two characters aren't in the collab roster but i somehow got the number of new collab ships wrong. (4 new ones instead of 2)
and now i predicted that Neptunia will be the one's who gets a collab rerun after DoA on CN anniv -> Senran destroying my retirement dreams
Sorry, but that sounds like ur just bad at it
god,i hope i lift my collab prediction curse if Neptunia eventually reruns
It'll happen. You just gotta believe
i doubt there will be a rerun soon
i trust

🙏
if Senran actually fucked my retirement dreams over,what punishments should i do?

you need to chill out
we'll see at the CN anniv stream if it has the collab rerun announcement.
I still need an UR BC to be happy...
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=WDR8XsR1-Po&si=MTfBfCi5A6AGswDp
anyway, I just think the music is starting to become more and more peaceful? At least if I think about the older music, there was always some tension there, but since the 4? or 5 year mark, there's only happy music
Tf did I even scroll up
Holy MAMA
cute car

Grilled manjuu meat

manjuu are friends not food
❤️
manjuu is food
do you guys think Bismarck is a little shy about her big fat boobies
she stronk confident woman
too much bread
not even
or carbo hydrates
the milk
ive been legit fartmaxxing these past few days

this is not a canon event
Do you all do your dailies and bail, or do you grind, when you play the game?
ofc grind
I do none 
i do
Me even launching thr game nowadays is a rarity on it's own
dude there is a spider on your back
Don't care, i have some, very, very severe arachnophobia
So please, remove the small man from my back
what if the spider has a severe case of humanphobia
ever thought of that
bro
I played mw for the first time
if the spider had humanphobia it wont get on his back in the first place
Got a ps3 to do it on. 1v1v1v1 on split screen, with four players on each comtroller
sis
practicing river flows in you again after a while on piano
Halo lan party
Would be cool
shoulda taken precaution after seeing that sick ass spider on a controller
It was hard to control the character
As four people had to work together for each character
Type of Shi in Australia
every now and then
he just want to game
tonight

My classmate dragged me out of a 2 hour nap
me and him run duos
mayo clicker
im coming to find you for this comment
Evil

is this where you live
Idk, I'm glad he did so we could win. I think there's some assignment were we will have to go to a place without knowing where. I am lowkey too clapped rn to understand what my classmates said.
how you know?
Fair enough
I'm not even in college half the time so I can't relate
nice topic name
Lol

yw
bruh, we gonna get new boats and I'm gonna ahve to level their skills and shit 
😔
dying is gay before marrying them


whenever i see something related to penguins i keep having arsene hallucinations
I don't think I'll do college
Got work contract right after this school
Admiral class is not coming along dawg
hawg
I wanna do the earliest with casemates or whatever
I'm just doing at as it was the next step
Mmm turret
it's a scam 
not really. but it's certainly questionable on the value
Don't have to go there if I already got a job
yes they are

Tempted to get this game
It was £100 to enroll into my college lol
Do it
boobidable
They have a nice NA server
pretty
I've got so many things I wanna buy
And I'm terrible at games where I gotta build shit lol
same here yet i had a lot of fun on Ultimate Admiral Dreadnoughts and crossout lol
Also hi everyone
Ah right
The only game I play like that is Highfleet
And hey hey
Ahh it's still on my wishlist i gotta buy it someday
el the bing
It's super super fun
Nice
Mmm money
I need less of that, not more
goes into storage anyways
wait maintenance is on friday rather than thursday 
It's only going to go up in prize
Price
20 dollars now or something
Not too bad then
Never can have enough
Worth it
You can, 600k is the hard cap
I have bought it like five times
more augments
yeah I can burn some augments ig
Be useless, so no one can uses you.
– Sun Tzu, The Art of War –
big brain
Hello all
a wild seattle appears
Hey hey
See you changed your pfp penquin
Yeah man
Monthly pfp change


Puppuganda
The rare headgear equiped akward looking Penguin
Bro might be the Elon Musk of AL
tripple banner collab and no fucking cubes in that mail
Hru?

Hru birb?
I'm not awkward 😡
Im prob not gonna pull on it regardless, bait banner before a new UR
I'm doing ok
Happy for the DOA fans though
Doing a morning of work rn
Recovering 
Aight man understandable
What happened?

It's a beautiful day
Sore throat 
Stole this gif from me 😡
It hasn’t been cold today so I’m thankful for that




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