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Imagine Berlin wall but its agir so it has boobs
just bought groceries using cash instead of my card so I technically bought it for free

Fembooty 
Кхе... Джентельмены...
Not again 
Я знаю...
whoa
and with russian text
<@&472236072743600148> ?
Oh boi
crazy
wild
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What happened
time to go no russian on the bots
aother big ass wall of text
I like that they remade that game so now the kids will understand the reference
Your end is soon tovarish
Hi. No long walls of text either. Anymore Russian from you, or long walls of text from you and we'll ban you from the server
Actually
You know what
Looking at his history
Lol
What he did
its all about some kind of wall of text
Look through it
Ah
i apparently missed something intense
Maybe AI slop fanfictions too?
Those were some of russian war songs. Which make no sense
He wrote a song in Russian
AI slop fanfiction?
I never seen some lazy author wrote Ai slop
can you even call it a fanfic when you obviously can't be bothered to write it yourself? I would not call that being a fan
That's not the point I was trying to make but yes
besides that he mentioned a thing that is not from AL
off topic
No he did once
we do that all the time
Fair
yes
@pastel oracle 
carpal tunnel/pinched nerve really hinders you holy shit

cant even open water bottles properly atm
take a piece of cloth, place it over the cap and twist
Says the femboy
Least insane uhhh 
She looks like the shitty step-mother of some Disney female lead.
acquired like 2gb worth of some azu goods just for 95% of them aint postable
hey hey people
uh huh... 2gb of "homework folder"
how we doing
Good hbu?
We existing
Peak peak
Dw bro just believe in yourself
Good luck broski
no its jst a lot of hot al women
Just set the bar low so when you pass it feel better
yall pussy smh jst admit it, big 26 this big 26 that and yall cant be truthful 2 yourself
I'm too old to even have homework
literally named the driver 🌽
man im cooked lol
in almost any civilized country, you can't be an uber driver without having a taxi license these days
need to get at least 43/50 to pass
because the idea of go fast and be too big to fail when the law catches up unsurprisingly doesn't work in countries with effective governments
thank you
uber is just one of the latest in a long line of american companies to find out that no, the rest of the world doesn't work like the US does
from wher
air gear
GYATT
Slowly I can focus on PR ships now
Bro's just a chill guy fr
that's a nice pair of brests
gon' get her l8r
And I have her skin as well, finally I can set her as secretary
damn pretty
is there any way for me to get z47 and z43? 
Unless during the event I think not?
Wait rerun of Welcome to Little Academy
not at this moment, you need to wait for a rerun
do we know when is it?
probably at least another year
i just want jirai girlies 
Took my 2 years to get missing UR ships, I just focused on opsi and pr now
if you're aiming for 100% collection expect that to only be in reach after several years no matter what
give me your raffa
Tbh I don't expect to reach 100%
Hope you'll get her during next rerun, still idk is she good enough or not
shes amazing wdym
raffa is amazing for late game campaign mob fleet
you dont need her trust
I think Mecklenburg, Lion and Alsace is top 3, but idk about Raffaello's performance
raffa isnt used for bossing
I didn't use her yet
i do and i want her
she prob the only good healer BB
I wish I could give you mine
my mob fleet bb is zwei 
Healer... BB?

give me
yea she has heals and a shield
okay i will give my gmail in your dms please kindly check
0lb though
thats fine
laners
sup piggy
still need a lot for ur exchange
i picked yorki 2 over musashi 
bro actually sent me his email 
i already have york2 mlb though
so my only viable choice was
omds same
Arent you the guy that has an aneurysm when people trophypost
well there's no event going on right now
i need more oath skins
Well I like Alsace preload tbh, very handy, probably I'll see her real potential right after 13+ main gun
to see her real potential you need the other skin
imma get her on the rerun
boob
looking out for that too
clanker with boob
boober
Schobber
me want ur enty
Me want to kill Enty
Yeah man don't miss it, also for new starters, I suggest to hold cubes, there is a CN anni is coming at late May ig, and CN anni. UR ships are usually OP I think
i will kill you
Plz do

game knows game

Honestly my last cn anniversary was bonkers
sweeped both lion and bis2 rerun
(excluding the fact I already had everyone except bis2 before rerun)

` > very old
2025 `
Well uh shhhh
what did you do to bisky
How about some time ago
was about to say, wasnt he start playing last year lol
Nothing why?
Al being Al
Al being AI
Did I say sum wrong?
al kinda stinky
LION
my god i love lion
Dawg
I would adore a Lion skin in some dumbass lion PJs

Maybe even throw in a suspiciously Excalibur shaped toy sword.
Lion da wife
commence unlimited headpats
my lion mlb 
good
who doesn't have lion here
@rose spire ahem
rawr
got her with minimal grinding
🥛
Oh wow thanks
moooooo
why rat him out doe
Yeah everyone already knows💔
i played al for like 2 weeks in 2019, married enty and left
came back with like 6 days left on the event
Mf just came to oath his favourite ship
couldnt grind enough 😔
Could be worse, you could be Unryuu’s biggest fan, who doesn’t have Unryuu.
I only started in aug 2022 and been very inactive since
enty the reason i started this gaame 
Dw bro i understand
ive been active since lion event
Deadass easier to get then nyaro
I got her after unryuu
Same
I forgor how many pulls
Trueee
For some reason nyaro took more pulls than all of the UR I’ve gotten
I burnt like an extra 80 cubes for Nyaro.
no Kizu tho 
You gotta grind for Kizu
I think I was 70ish
She’s not buildable
Bruh kizu was event reward
YES I KNOW THAT

Shit’s fucked bro. Damn elite curse.
I DIDNT EVEN GRIND ENUFF
Elite luck coming in
next ur rerun is gonna steal another 400 cubes from me
my luck on reruns doesnt exist
Still quicker than a elite
whereas I am the luckiest on reruns 
except
biszwei rerun

famous last words
It was like 20-30 pulls for me
Don’t remember
I don’t think it’s possible to check but it was around that
since bisky rerun all of them have taken me 400 cubes
son 😭😭😭 I got a fucking regen copy while pullign
except guam but she was still like 360 cubes
I pulled like 10 Otto von it wasn’t fun
Guam was 6 cubes for me

Lex II was the easiest UR ngl
my luck on new urs is pretty alright
got lucky with moskva
was lion 
only 60 cubes
44 cubes
Lex II was like 5 pulls ngl
100 cubes is not bad
i would consider 100 good even with my luck
soyuz rerun took me uhh
LION SPOTTED LION

soyuz stole 400 cubes 
flashback to that one guy that had to spend over 700 cubes to get 1 Fancy
atleast URs have a hard pity 
Man.
And i thought i was unlucky dumping 400 cubes for Sao Martinho

What the hell 😭
And this is also one reason why normal pulls on heavy and special seems so useless.
elites are my worst enemy
i thought Belfast always serious
I know a guy that spent 600 cubes to get Franklin, and in the end he didnt even get her
Infernal 

just not in the presence of the commander
I dint even get fancy
😢😢😢😢😢
been looking at star citizen financials, apparently took in over 150 million last year and this year is trending higher so far and there's some big things coming up
so probably not anywhere close to going broke
I am weak to space games
Neither did I get ANY TEMPESTA SHIP EXCEPT LIKE ROYAL FORTUNE OR QAR
Sao Martinho and Mary Celeste are the best tempesta girls
the single player game should release this year, but you will now have to buy that and the multiplayer separately IIRC
Fancy and Anne are best Tempesta girls
Anne got some nice art from the april fools game 
Preach bro. Also gonna put Pearl up there
Pearl is nice, dont like her skin much
Here's the objectively correct Tempesta tierlist
the upside down
if you disagree with this you are wrong
Fancy is just not for me
I would put a lot more in keep it away from me
Who's the first one on meh
Adventure Galley

nice opinion
however
where is the blue eyes white dragon?
Fancy is awesome
Need more explicit monster girls
Provided ya boy likes girls with freaky tongues, so I'm biased, but more monstrous designs please
We lack them in AL
Marco Polo is right there
There are like 3 ships named adventure in the game now
Adventure Galley, Adventure, Portsmouth Adventure
is Marco Polo a snake
In the words of Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that we are, we pirates are an uncreative lot when it comes to naming things
Marco Polo is useless in wows
who even plays that game
No i mean actually
soon me
well that's all the necessary keyboard buttons for gaming
and also the ui is customizable
So it's on me
and the touchscreen is the mouse pointer
funny i have the perfect gif for this
peak
funny build i got in that game
lmao, go out with laptop still on. go back and the first thing i see from door is this
god bless
The first thing I see when opening up this chat
Bad sight cause too big booba 
Too much titty
No
I will plant my face on the pillow
Acceptable titty
Ahhh, Blücher 
behold, THE COW
Birb has contracted sore throat and shall now die due to the nefarious actions of Arsene the penguin 
I mean, I like Kashino so thx ig.
ai icky
Wow, there are some beautiful ones among them.
As if among images created with artificial intelligence
INSANELY detailed armpits tho
Slopposting
Frfr
I want my questionable fetish art drawn by MAN
Humongous heavy tiddies 
AI goonslop is getting better but it cant replicate the passion of humanmade goonslop 💔
Ai can't create, it can only imitate
Since I'm looking for pictures of X and Ai isn't excluded, it throws both at me
I don't even know if AI-created images can be completely ruled out or not.
After all, we are losers, but that's what gives us that pleasure, there's something beautiful and something disappointing about it.
When will AI be used to create the hit sequel of the oldest game.
Chess 2
Unpopular opinion : amity and portsmouth deserve to be on the 'wife' spot
We already have 4D chess
We’re all goofy goobers

Isnt there 5D chess too?
Secretly everyone can feel this way, that's why I used (we)
There’s levels to ts
High resolution David Hasselhoff chesthair
Fun fact in french goofy goobers is "glouton barjo"
In Dutch they went "Super coole pinda" which just means "Super cool peanut"
We gave up on that one
Well, Dutch isn't a serious language 
True
If you ever visit NL, don't learn cutesy little tourist phrases. Every Dutch person will tell you to stop and to just speak English


Alsace oath?
Nah
even if it's alsace oath, why she still wear that ribbon bra on the wedding
Alsace oath skin soon
Little NJ soon
Trust me
Imagine tempesta girl oath skins with tentacules and stuff
Watch Dolphin be the first Tempesta with an oath
Golden Hind has that as paid skin
Rip
Hell no...
Id prefer bache oath skin than dolphin
I dont like her design
she's purfect
Meh fair ig.
Big
Dont treat her bad with your hooves
these hooves, they don't play nice

Ohh yeah that's a bonus
i'll get both of them
Cant wait for mog to have her oath skin and not alsace 

Looks slop
l2d when 
Nelson l2d where she stomping us with her high heels

Pig
hi hi
Hey hey twin
you cannot hate fdg('s lines) enough
Hi
Guess who passed his driving theory test
What is ivy doing
the usual 🤣
Done ✅
Congrats
Thank you! The pass mark was 43 and I got 43 🤑
Gz dude
That's what I call cleared
Is it in manual tho? 
Now I got to pass my actual driving test
Yes
Gulp
Nice
I can drive but I know I'm gonna mess up lol
Think about all the AL baddies
And activate azur lane for all
You will enter the flow state
Don’t worry twin
Yesterday i drove for first time a motorcycle 

I don't wanna think about AL Mid roundabout bro 😭😭😭
It was a honda cb125r
Why not
Think I might get totaled by a semi truck
Mmm booba
hmm laners
The freakster
well why did she do that?
She's aroused by the fact that the wind is gonna blow away her clothing
what the hell is that compression lol
Freaky
I've always wondered if she's a bit of a sadist, though?
Mog? Sadist? Lmao
Nah she's a masochist with a dose of exhibitionist kink
According to them, it is not good. XDDDDD
New photo dropped
Mog stench would kill a Naganami.
Oh yes, the raw power
mog is a nudist who likes sniffing SKK smell, she's not a sadist or a masochist
shes a degenerate
she fits in perfectly in ALO
Let's just say I don't understand why they make such weird characters with it (well, everyone can have flaws, it's just weird)
She clearly says "please use & abuse me" In her introduction quote
She's a masochist by that definition
Well I already threw her into a meat grinder so doesn’t get more abusive than that.
wait she wear pants?
Obviously not 
blasphemy
panties
You can’t call a thong pants
she wears literally nothing if she doesn't have to
true
i mean its canon shes into exhibism
Kaboom
I would be very happy if there was some way to remove these strange traits from them or at least Taihou is at that level and sometimes Akagi is the one who does really creepy things
Imagine walking on your office and Mog is just standing, naked
remove? what?
I wish every character was as boring as Enterprise
I would call Gallant immediately.
I'm thinking of something similar to, say, the traits in Darkest Dungeon that can be removed from characters.
yeah this isn't that kind of game lol
What if we just lobotomized the ship girls
I would have segs and then call gallant
.50 cal lobotomization
Characters change over time, if you spend enough time with the ships then I think it would be possible
What do you call the nail guns they use on livestock?
They’d be stupid
You dumb fucking piece of kelp.
I am, in fact, a dumb piece of kelp.
you are not going to just get rid of someone's kinks by spending time with them lol, please never try that
No they don't lmfao. They only have a specific set of lines and those don't relate to that.
Satan always on sum bs
If your a piece of kelp how are you typing
Get some kelp
With the edges silly
My airsacks work as fingers
Ah
Me
Please
Cyber hihi
Sad. It doesn't matter
Hello Kelp, my day was good but it always gets a little better when I see you
Mogger?

Nice. Day’s also been good.
Just kiss kelp already dude
Already did
Already did bb
Multiple times
They do it every time
Your gonna get kissed ✌️
What bro
Spicy
What you want
You're*
I will be the spectator
Buy me dinner first

A tough one
FUCKKKKKKKK
Well, I tried this once with a close friend of mine, but our relationship deteriorated pretty quickly. But I was sure that I would change in what he named.
Sorry pal
I gotta call backup
@rose spire wake up
Can confirm
Does not work
does this game have a pc version?
Nope
Emulators
Yes but it’s in space
You gotta go to space to get it
What's he gonna do
Aw shucks
No, but we cheer for him
Hell yeah
If there is such an announcement, it will be during either the Chinese or Japanese release period. Which is May 25 and September 12
I never said I wouldn't all I said was buy me dinner first
This economy is TO BAD rn
To buy you SHIT
You rather like that image
One of my favorite Metallica members
But for now, there's a greater chance that a Dimensional Gate will open and ship girls will start falling in front of my house.
😡
We don't use $ bro

Gas still expensive over there
I’m just gonna walk to your house
I’m about to see all the generals for the second time

That compressed really hard for some reason
I dunno if my phones being funny or what
have you ever played hawx 2 spit on that thang
Getting Tennessee lovers day 2
Mm tan
misread Tennessee 2
memphis.

i love how giga wide the Stands are
especially once they got refitted in the wake of Pearl
More tan please
Uh she sadly doesn’t get that much art
Being a common/rare curse
Aw
She’s blue
And you know what they say about blues
NOTHING cause nobody cares about blues
But tan 🥺
Üzemanyagárak Magyarországon (2026. 04. 10.):
95-ös benzin (piaci): 697 Ft/liter
Gázolaj (piaci): 810 Ft/liter
Fuel prices in Hungary (2026. 04. 10.):
95 gasoline (market): 697 HUF/liter
Diesel (market): 810 HUF/liter
95 gasolin: 2,18$
Disel: 2,53$
However, this is an awful lot for us, as we are looking for something at least as good as the Americans or more Western countries (Germans, English, Spanish or French).
Chocolate
I prefer this one

Mmm tan
Totally getcha
You should add a few new generals to the rotation
I just large assets
If you celebrate them
I am guessing high prices in hungary are related to that pipeline being out of commission
Thanksgiving General, and Christmas general
Not enough room

Aw
Thanks in part to the Russians and the Ukrainians
Now the material comes through the Croatians, but it is not as abundant as the Ukrainians, so our reserves are slowly being depleted.
This automatically increases the price for us.
I fucken adore JB
To put it nicely, a situation went wrong.
Adorable
It's not enough that we earn poorly and they could save about 100 euros from my salary because I eat the rest due to rising prices. I can still save another 80 euros, but if the price keeps going up, then I'll be in a really bad situation.
It will be years before I can buy a beat-up GT86 Toyota 
I love this artist
Give PR9 NOW
It’s where I got my sodak pfp from

They be lugging that ship by themselves
Gobbla found at night (we got attacked.)
Found a wild comment on Cowpens ASMR :
Dream wife. I hope one day there's gonna be a girl I meet that's willing to go this far with a mommy kink.
(Says the mf who's too anxious to talk to women much less confess his mommy kink to them)
As a man with a girlfriend
wtf
mmmm tan
how much was it
I’m glad I genuinely have no kinks
It sets off the prickles at the back of my neck
Cause MAN I would’ve turned out horrible 💔
Ain't that the point?
i mean, you don’t have to Act on them
I have a breathing kink
Pount or point?
Which one of us was that referring to

His kink statement, or the ASMR one
Its free 
This basically
it just feels like its trying to set off my “intruder” alarm
Tbh i just listen to it as a sleeping aid
as exepected from bottle gods
THEY LOST TO BOURNEMOUTH TFFF
If it has someone with a soft quiet voice (like AvP) ill just have it playing and sleep
I also just get a bit jumpy at the idea of listening to a fictional character whisper at me
feels odd in a parasocial manner
I've seen that before
Your middle-aged father tells you about a job opening he saw that he thinks is just up your alley with a slightly disappointed tone ASMR
I genuinely love the song Walter was listening to here
Yes brotato chip?
I need a kiss
Aight
Aye bro this is a little to much detail..
Almost like you REALLY watch these..

Bro is sharing his life details
I don't if I wanna beat it to fictional characters I'll just go on Pixiv
and if I want to hear a stern talking to from my dad I'll just call him
Aight bro
To much
To much in my porn server
Real
Yikes
I love posting softcore pornography 24/7 but I would never, ever ever imply I enjoy it on a sexual level
Say goodbye to college ✌️✌️
I mean, fair i guess. Could always just be something as simple as listening to the sound of rain falling outside and hitting the window

That’s fair

I just meant the like
That typa stuff I like
I guess
What if gobbla wasn’t cool for a day
“Insert girlfriend saying X or Y” type
rain/thunder at night makes me sleep like a rock
or the AL ones
I can put that on any shipgirl
impossible
Same, and mellow lofi stuff while working/studying
Tho, i kinda term the ones of that caliber to be more “white noise
anything to drown out my tinnitus
Rip
Anything to drown the voices in my head
I just listen to music for the most part
I made the mistake of leaving a 40k audiobook running while sleeping
had some really weird ass nightmares that night
its funny
Lol
As a kid i had really vivid dreams
Another one
Now they very seldomly ever stay in my conscience
i even managed a single instance of Lucid dreaming
which just kinda became me and my brain playing tug of war with each other over control
i was like 12 at the time
and really prone to nightmares
I wouldn’t wish this upon my worst enemies
i was going through some rough shit at the time
between hostile teachers, a parent ending up with a DUI, and some other shit
and it just kinda culminated in that
im almost certain i had sleep paralysis once, and it was the black hat guy
average nikke collab lineup:
it began to lift me outta the bed, and when i went to cry out, a hand clamped my mouth
glad to see im not the only one

You're never alone
i couldn’t breathe and had to pretend to go back to sleep,
They are always there
And then the feeling vanished
Even me?

Yes u
hot
Sorry, I just saw a little bit of myself.
nice N-word
-# but fr, I would delete that
Yeah delete it out of precaution bro. Idm at all, but I also gotta censor myself a bit here
Public space and all you know
@vivid osprey did u see that starting next year u will have to pay to use discord and all non-nitro accounts will be locked 💀
ALO is pretty stringent
I think the mods will kill him
Mods gonna publicly execute his ass
Bruh
It's admittedly better to be strict than too loose in a community this size
yeah
if you get caught 
Hmm
is that bot account the one pinged you
💀
Yeah I guess so
crazy
lol
I’d believe it
bro just joined to tell you this i think dc sent this guy to you for not caneling nitro membership

hmm
He's just warning you that starting from next year u will have to pay to use discord and all non-nitro account will be locked 🥺
Hmm
for lettting us know
Wait, that thing is actually going to happen?
I have a bridge to sell you
lmao
And I am poor, also still live with my parents
i got my eyes on you~
Man imma use fucking stoat
What did i miss
Dem noice bugs
n word inside gif
invisible girl from mha moment
the built-in eye of Belfast xdddd
That was it... Nowadays one doesn't know when certain slur is just meme vocabulary or actually insulting... Guess it depends on who says it or when, or who receives it, or how many dinosaurs a week, or something


Haha, I’m upgrading her even more.
Plywood
Must be nice having some disposable money, even if it's only within the game
Unfortunately, in today's world, everything is offensive, and for many people, there was basically nothing offensive about it.
Plywood
Yessir🔥🔥
ply the only UR that doesnt have an l2d now
wheres your Harbin 
...i think
Drake
yeah she's out of my plans (developing kearsarge rn anyways)
Like half the UR retrofits
oh right drake also exists
Willy’s is just dynamic
Coming soon just wait Kaiser
biszwei:
Plus kearsarge might be next

Isn’t her bathtub L2D?
its not sadly
Nope dynamic
Good to know I'm not the only one who skips finalizing certain research levels to randomly pick up some character from another level
its still cute tho
Yeah
I went from agir to straight kearsarge btw and currently grinding exp for her
I need to get her
FOR THE FUCKING BUFFS
Well base Bisco has a L2D so eh…
ME TOO
In my case, I had Ha'erbin before finishing level 3, and had Shimanto before getting Hakuryuu and finishing level 4
Zwei will get one

Just hopefully Zwei doesn’t get one yet
I have both york2 and lex2 mlb I just need her to finish the puzzle
right now I'm fucking crippling with lion
hmm
Deadass me too
sea veggie
Snom
I might need 1 more HVAR tho I believe
And I got almost got my second wyvern
Gl with it
good thing is I can get them from york2 war archive 
hmm
not only from lex2 event
That event is already on archives?
Yes it is
well yeah it's been 3 years since
Oh, nice
And york2 also permanent
Oh... It kinda feels recent
Happens
Whats your hvar acquisition ratio
Hvar drop rates are abysmal
Rule 1: don’t look in chat
Facts
I got like 1-2 every sortie or 2
Perks of having the chat toggled on: ...
Perks of chat off: 






