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Guam and Soyuz is one of them
You are cooked mate
uh yeah you're supposed to do it in every server
yeah yeah
I can't read is there an audio book for them
new Guam skin make her even more massive
idk man
Who?
They kicked me out of school
Meanwhile the only one who stayed the same except the wear is Unzen
Guam in her ninja skin
Go back to school m8
no i don't wanna
Just look at this mate. This is the most cursed imbalance. Massive ahh inflated boobs, giga hips and twig like arms
Real alpha males are uneducated
takao 🤤
Men are the prize

Meanwhile Previous skin
are they muscular polish men?
with big abs... That glisten with sweat...
🤤
why polish men
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
why not
why not Bolivian
why tho
Am i the only one who find this hot 
And not just straight degeneracy
Same m8
Oh btw there's a bug with ark royals ball skin
hmm
Royal balls
We got a troll maybe
we do?
No I'm just being a dick
This al hater guy
It kinda breaks the oath ability
I mean, do as you please mate. In my opinion Takao, same as Gorizia would be perfectly fine and still super hot if their chest sizes would remain the same as in OG arts
understandabkle
Which is a very game breaking bug as i love ark royal
Oh yea, I just finished this event
Iirc Choukai and Takao has the same artist and Choukai skin in my opinion is much better, just because even if chest is huge, it is still well balanced.
I think Gorizia skin is way worse, it ruined her 
She went from elegant girl to bdsm
🌋
THE PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR THIS
No they don’t
Nice purple bunny pfp
yeah we dont
Hear what
the theme of her skin is surely lewd, but them inflating her chest made it so much worse. At the end it's not about how big chests they have, but about the girl itself. Gorizia is really pretty and her chest is big, no need any improvements
the fitness gram pacer test
ancient ahh meme

I'm fan of big bouncy boobies, but if they are going to turn each girl into Kashino or Cowpens biggest enemy it will be just bland and boring...
I agree that was too far
Yup
You don't need to make Cowpens a cow
What happened to good character's, with interesting personality's
one minute i need to change my cat's litter
Shimanto, but yes. She cute too
They look like sisters
Thinking about changing my nickname to "Owari armpits sweat enjoyer"
https://x.com/theprivhorse/status/2041336135369257193?s=46
for any artist out there, have you ever felt this?
oho, we have invader
Uh oooh
<@&460646206851252224>

I guess we will end up (or maybe we are already in that state) in situation where only girls with massive chests will get best skins or either they'll inflate them to be one with massive chest. I would say "we are losing", but i feel like we already lost booby-diversity

We need lizzy's sisters
Speer
I feel like devs just cope themselves into believing that only wateremelon size boobs skins sell well
i wonder how raffey did vs chian
or hai chou vs Nimi
or willam vs lexy

We’ve been there for 5 years at that point
So does her younger sister Maya and Choukai
I guess Choukai is now the same tier as her sister Atago
and Takao is now the biggest of the sisters based on assets/udders
Assuming that wasn’t an artist oversight
Like the time Peterstrasser lost her boobs
wait i misread
choukai always had big breast

Choukai, not Maya
The only thing is since it wasn’t a breast reduction, no one cares
had a
moment
Or, at least, not enough people care for them to do anything about it
Not as big as her 1st 2 sisters 
thats just not fucking true
chokai always had weightier and bigger
Looks the same
Looks the same to me
chokai is saggier but in no way smaller......
no Maya
rip maya, but at least has the Ryu Lion buff treatment
now that I mention one Collab ship
The only one I appreciated is Dead Master
nothing else
The point of no return would be Richelieu or Jean Bart inflation. No one will be able to stop manjuu from the moment they decide to inflate their boobs.
Jean Bart shouldn't be changed, Richie tho
Playing from 2.5 year so far, and i've noticed that skin situation in terms of who gets the skin got worse after Guam release and situation with inflation from at least half year

I really hope that Manjuu will stop this madness and start releasing some "Flat is Justice" and "Medium Premium"
It could happen
Good morning.
it already happen with kizu
I know that skins for girls with big assets have better sales, but even during events like december, where there are two waves of skins, we ain't getting much of boob diversity
Kizu is amazing, i love her, but she got static
speaking of huge knockers 
yea well
Not even Dynamic
cant ask for everything, shes also purple so kinda
L2D would be dream, but we end up with static,
I don't really mind about rarity, because it's waifu collector
it's not like i need girl to be SSR or UR to grind 12-4
its not that, its the ld2
Black Rock Shooter
more ssr get it than sr

it's been almost a year 😭
When Yamato?
Tomorrow
did i miss a talk about Choukai? 
At least, still accurate
When Iowa?
Next week

and they don't need huge boobs to look amazing
Where is iowa
this is the entire point
On the table
Just gib good characters with good personalities
as a breasts connoisseur i'd say Choukai's assets were similar in size to Takao and Atago's but definitely not bigger 

Meanwhile, Date A Live and Danmachi
But I want it now!
Ryu got a bit of inflation, but honestly? I liked it xD
In kancolle
Inside of WoW building
Hestia stayed the same
Kotori skin was like "Why she is so thicc? xD"
i honestly don't mind girls with smaller chest sizes, i'm just prefer em watermelon sizes

you should see this one guy who was malding the Kotori Bikini skin ever since the Collab
been dissing him ever since about it
If it was easier to get on my tablet I would get that
Unfortunately he somewhat left the server but his messages are available
Speaking off, i know it is a bit off-topic, but Mica in GFL2 released Leva which is final boss of "Flat is Justice" and than they've made meme out of her, making merch with boobie mouse pad, as you can see, it is flat mouse pad
Is she from Egypt?
Bro want humongous jiggly milk dispencers
When Swedish fraction?
nope, england
No she's from UK
Lol, I need a al one like that
Her name is cleopatra so 
And Leva has really funny personality xD
Nah, from British africa
Yup, I just need admiral scheer
British Egypt
Same reaction for years?
this is why i believe Manjuu just trapped themselves in the loop of giga milkers
and when from time to time we get character like Kizu, she end up with static skin
Yup
Kinda wish we finished getting already ingame classes of ship instead of adding more

When next iron blood paper or project ship?
more waifus more fun, but make their designs diverse not just from the look, but also body-wise 
it's funny to see some paper ships from wows turning into waifus ;D
Hannover or Erich lowenhardt when?
hipper chopping board 
idk, but imagine if they add Satsuna or Shikishima before Yamato xD
Ofc they will add them before yamato
and the waifus end back up in wows
like azuma and agir (also harbin soon)
We didn't even got texas still
WHYYYYYYY
somewhere on the way we also get Aki xD

Yup
ngl listening to azuma in wows is calming
Ask yostar they are out of ideas
I'm big fan of Agir or Hindenburg
Hindenburg is literally asmr

We need schliefen
Next event will be the mog and alsace rerun ?
mogged
hullo
Paperships are better than real ships
false
It's yostars logic right now
That's why they are adding them so much
Unryuu is real
Yes, and make her into FDG level of Mommy
its just that the Axis powers have fuck all ships left
Let's go
80% of iron blood ships are paperships right now
schlieffen bp event called "the schlieffen plan" 
Peak idea btw
We will wait years to get texas
(Reno)
it'd be memey to get the rest of Admiral class BCs
Do we have all royal navy ships that existed?
Not even close
the person below me receives a random picture in DMs
gm


dont
you get lewd pic?
cant read
wtf? no
That's why we need more iron blood paperships
I want lewd pics to !
its 100% random...
aww
totally not from the black market
sad
Jackpot
also
i swear i didnt read and just greet gm 
technically
we could get the WW1 BC HMS Tiger
cuz she was still around by the conflicts start
Do we have Baden in game?
Ersatz York
I sent the goods? anyone else want the picture?
Me
I'm scared to say yes
Yes
I'll take a gamble
Atleast we got Lion
it's a dick pic 
guides said to get her first before other URs too so i will eventually
I may or may not have sent solidliquid a memo to get Musashi for... a "few" reasons
I sent you my 406mm HE round please respond
Lion is a WW2 era development
Please send
Uh oh
she was an step up from the KGVs, moving more towards something akin to NC/SoDak
Where is my promised pic?
I'm not gonna beg for it but I gotta see this now
Hmm

dawg, Clyde is gatekeeping me so I cant send you the thing
lol what is it
Sound's interesting

very much so, indeed
Who tf is clyde
Bot
the dum dum discord bot
Fuck you clyde
🐢 ?
How to turn off?
Delete Clyde
just added you
I was thinking that would work
Delete nimi 
Kill him

Bomb Clyde
Nuke him
What have she done to you?
Send him on a one way trip to Venus
you want the thing? The uh... memo?
Behead him
Giving me stupid warnings here & there 
I want it too
Hang draw and quarter him
Bam Nimi
Throw him into the sun
you just got it 😭
what other shipgirl you want me to do
His body will be donated to the icy depths of space

It's peak
Pure truth nuke
And gem alert
Bismarck 2
Dear I say slide it over
do kashino
You call this police brutally?
We call this a difficulty tweak
I send it
i sent the peak tiddies trinity 3 times before and just got warn on the last one
Oki
lol
Armed and dangerous
Kashino does not need any reason 
Atago is real!
i cant wait to recreate atago fumo with a knife with my own atago fumo and knife
I added you btw

Did you got it?
You want a full list?
sure
I did and send it
Thought it would be worse
New Jersey
FDG
Lion
Ägir
Hindenburg
Lion
Yorktown 2
Napoli
Alsace
I could write more but I'm lazy
Hi guys
hello
not having Kearsarge is a war crime
:c
I wanted to write it in the end
Sorry
Yo gurt
: <
Here’s a fun fact, this is how close the Iowas were to not fitting in the Panama Canal (new jersey here for example)
Fatty
Go on a diet
Nah Panama Canal is small
Fatass
99% of the carriers have to go the long route
the Panama canal was really tiny atp
hmm
She was literally inches of clearance
Fat boat
A fat boat is the boat as wide as Yamato
And any Iowa doesn’t reach close enough
Refitted Standards moment
Bitch
hi laners
Shut up
Fatass
what
waht
thats fucked up
No
Damn
It’s polite
Cause he told me to sail around South America
And I gave him reasonable response
Like the kind person I am
Piggg
This shouldn't even be possible. Whoever thought pf this was one something
You dum dum you clearly see it’s a drawing
I get unryuu, Im a beginner lvl 15. Should I continue pulling the event banner or go with the special banner?
Yes
And like any drawing it needs criticism.
dont
Wait to new ur to appear
I hope you get no sirens
Gobbla spotted at 3am (Scary.)
Fight me
dont post bristol lamp at 3am (scary) (gone wrong)
its girls und panzer
Not if a call big randy
a jadgpanzer 38(t) held up a maus (somehow)
oh no
That was harsh
Oh naur he truly is here at 3am..
Ah. Then it seems I must call the warrior then.

Furr make her wider or just fat ?
SHES FAT!
Eh there's worse. Fafner has entire movable islands by comparison
Girls und Panzer's works to some extent if you take out some things from it including the tanks
golden leewweewew or whatever her fatass name is
shes still hot though. even if shes a generic fat erofu
Leeuw
close enough
Golden lewd
shes not even fat at most chubby
but that will be a stretch already
I mean, who wants to see actually fat ships? Kinky people?
At worst we're at overweight
yo what is the conversation
gouden leeuw and portsmouth adventure is kinda chubby. cowpens less so, kashino lesser so
getting what
Eugen retro
an ib ship with a proper beer belly would be fun
Wooo yeessssss!
Smart, if possible never drink
We only got one or two SSR retrofit each year so Eugen retro might not comming soon
doesn't have to be that, perhaps she enjoys very light pißwaßer that hipper wouldn't even count as beer 
She better or Formi retro, of not I will have to take extreme measures
you have to drink a helluva lot of alcohol to develop a beer belly, no?
y not bet Eugen zwei
Well you can get it even without drinking
Alcohol doesn't help the situation slowing fat burn


I mean there are two ironblood meta joining the game recently, we might have a iron blood UR event at CN anni and Eugen might have chance to be UR(I perfer tpitz zwei)
i personally find 2s to be a copout
why does almost every character in this game have so big dobonhonkers
Bismarck mentioned
cant even play this game in public
I appear
seggs sells
madlad.
loading screens are so ecchi im just scared to open this game ☠️
what did you evolve into
i have laffey 2
cant blame you
i came, grinded for laffey 2 when she released and then left
Trying to get into this game but like
who is your favorite uma
impressive. very nice.
mine is teio and mcqueen but im getting a liking to taishin for some reason
I have reach the max in the money. How can I spend my extra money? Where?
Upgrades
And etc


what's new in al?
do you guys think cheese is just an expired milk?
I thought it was moldy milk?
Perchance
mayhaps
Sirens are immortal?
nah, maybe they can just put there limbs back on if they fall off or come apart
kinda like bayverse starscream
They're not dying
I don't know maybe HAHA
Be in a room with purifier or be in a room with mahito
I got worse…it was a room with both
and they became friends
throw Purifier head into tap water, it will become drinking water
Room of torture and despair
If sirens are immortal they are doomed
Just kidding
Sirens are soft-clankers, with a digital-hivemind

Ohhh HAHAH and I hope they will become playable someday
some of them are hot clanker
Has anyone powerscaled Azur Lane yet?
starting by being our daughters, 3 of them now
the dorito man himself
Ay HAHAH
I like them too
wait, 3?
hear me out on this
bayverse starscreams head looks like eva 01 without its horn
I'm listening
no idea what that is
…
i never got into Gundam
get in the robot
who 3rd daughter nato?
ehh, kinda
latest one
Screamer has more of G1 megatron's buckethead
Helo
I don't know sometimes I'm not active here
Well I’m here killing time
Killing what?
Boredom that’s what man
When can I use the redeem code? I can't find it
Ahh i get it HAHA
Yeah working on YouTube doing made 2 songs so far
Ahh I understand now HAHA
what in tarnation is this?
What title of the song
- Soldiers Of The Night
- Eternal Flame Of Uchiha
And this
Ohhh that's nice
this personally rankles me
Yeah still working on my YouTube channel still
why do this..?
That's good keep it up
Sure I'm gonna subscribe
Okay I’ll sand it in DM
Ok
I haven’t attached the gun yet so here’s it just placed on the turret
I haven’t glued it as I will paint it first
That's cool
I was today this years old that the Tiger II’s suspension is asymmetrical
Looking good
Sup Penquin been to long
Hey hey
I’m going to paint it with a thin coat first
Undercoat?
Collecting Some Bang Tango Songs Now
Who still searching old ship rerun ?
That is one small maus
Mouse sized maus
I mean old ship rerun event
15mm infantry
I heard the boys season 5 is out
Season 4 
sniff💐

I Claimed This Sticker For My Goddess Now
glory to the italian hazelnut-cocoa-spread , in space
Why there is no Musashi
B E G Buttnies
surprisingly, Bunny Sushi ain't treated as bunnygirl in AL-skin-category
I have hope lads
Metza , Dendro Nature elemental , Imbuement (enchanter) 
Hope that all the funds from the gooner skins that have been released will transfer into AP
And we will get 3 Dimensional milfs
AND THEY WILL BE GLORIOUS
into "Armor Piercing" 
Bremerton is in the datamine

Yes
Yet non of the actual bunnies are there😔
Play MTC ?
Solocrew or crew ?
Mostly solocrew
But I love being engineer

It’s so funny with the ATGMs and you are hiding in a building
Rainy Day Anyone Else Feel It
Hello chat. 💜
There is no rain, methinks...
And what its treated as?
"themepark"
it's not in the bnuuy category because she's not wearing a bnuy suit
I love infantry and love drone
its not a bunny suit?
wait hanbg on i use default shimakaze i forgot what her skins look like
oh this is the bnyu suit

Must protect the baby
Yes
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My think:
omw to sequence break the game by wrapping myself in her tail instead of leaving the hideout to do the needful 
should i try pull Unryuu as a new player?, or wait till next event banner
new player has higher gacha rate, but if your cubes under 200, maybe wait imo
How fresh we talking
SHOULD HAVE BEEN DYNAMIC DAMMITT
She got robbed
Also did not get unryuu or nayoro
Just kizu this event
Which is fine, only dragon that matters to me in the entire game
"dispose of anyone that cause me trouble" bitch that was fucken YOU
hi Nitro
is there a dedicated meme channel or nah?
it had been thanosed long ago, and dont even think of re-issue
🥀

Why this game so gooner. I hate gooners
Money
waiter my steak is too juicy
Missing the pick one dude but not the last dude and pick 2nd option ending trust
Why is my ragebait not working. Yall are suppose to be mad😡
We all hate eachother
We all hate lolicons
Grr Im so mad argh
Their the prime target
yeah that was your first mistake
Howdy Yang
this server is too horny to be angry -w-
Yeah you’d have to personally attack some popular ingame character if you wanted to start shit.
except when it's popularity poll season
but you're 4 months late for that -w-
Apriiiii
oh dang there's only 3 stages
Apri, Yorri, hello
that makes things easy
hi kelp 
Donut forget to click hardmode
yeah but they're lumped together'
I'm hungy
Sure fam go ahead

if you want stickers tho, you have to do the 3rd stage in normal and hard difficulty
Danke
i did that by accident anyway
YATTA
6 normal and 6 hard stages
really the only thing i'm unsure about is beating 50 stages in 3 hours
Yeah nah
but I think i can burn through the easy stages pretty quickly
okay time to empty shop -w-
or should I do normal hard first -w-
eh, before I forget
oh yeah, I should start Ruppy's grind too
i really should have started this at least 2 hours earlier
Why you no have Ruppers
AL is...good?
I didn't have ruppy
Never has been
Never wanted her
But she’s such a brat
😔
Why do you think I don't go after hipper?
hey
Hello
germans go last 
hopefully I can finish a good amount of grinds before july -w-
I'm done with [REDACTED] and Meck at least~
nah who’s that
Ruppy isn't that bad
compared to
all the other IB backliners in PR
and Roon
and Felix
and Hindz
just playing through the stages normall plus SP, 5 runs done in 20 minutes. I def got time

where the music
on discord?
ok, I'm ready for maint~
Hullo
Poor Roon XD
Hru all
Aloha
Im playing UAD atm, and singing along to some songs
taihou meta
I'm traveling to work but my phone's battery is starting to die, it's at 15%, so I'm praying it'll last until I put it on the charger.
that's great! 
i'm stuck at like 98% because i've been ignoring retrofits
depends on how you define "beat"
my condition of beating is finishing story campaign and clearing out normal opsi
I think it's possible
no gems means no dock space
then yes
That
it'd just be a considerably slower progress
possible, just very painful
you definitely could donit
why, when the basic characters become acceptable like this?
It just sounds like daft if you’re getting free gems
many such cases, sometimes I do like the base form more than the retrofit -w-
maa, I do have to do the retros bc collection%
devs updated saratoga base chibi but left the retrofit one the same, now the base looks better
I have 20 something retros left
2 permapool ships
1 event ship
and 9 PR ships
left before I catch up to that 100% collection 
maa I'm the same with the chibis
sometimes I do like the new ones, but I also like many of the old ones
say Enty, Li and ofc, 
new Li chibi is lacking swag
chibinano is a diff creature from shinano
Finishing story campaign imo is like, finishing maybe until 6-4 lmao
There's no story afterwards you just gotta read up on the Pacific Theater
the story ends at 3-4
main campaign, i jst call it story campaign
so either way youre looking at beating 16-4 with lvl 70 0 mlb ships
somehow
or if youre lucky, lvl 100 0lb UR
He meant without coins this time i think
You cant play the game without using coin
That just kinda defeats the whole purpose of playing
Gl even getting to world 7
thats why its called "can you"
pay-2-waifus 
Gens don’t level chara
you can buy PR5 ship btw
You cant upgrade jack shit without gems
ir break their MLB
named yourself Lily
"he"
the
Plus the gears
technically
you can get them to mlb
You literally cant upgrade gear
again, p2w
Using BPs isn’t Spending coins
You prob get mog at whatever main story stage that have lv90+ average level cus plane and backline fire
+6 is gem-able iirc
You cant
i frogor
Sorry, mb
It is not possible, the game doesnt revolve around gems
you’d be kinda fugged for lvls
Thankfully
Idk, but the dock space looks......lacking.
i meant gear
you cant level gear/boats without coins
you can beat the whole game without buying dock space
Im tired
black is kinda misleading since theres none
Brain isn’t braining
so tan will be more appropriate
actually i havent done w16 but you could beat the whole game with the same fleet
Minneapolis:
can you beat azur lane without pale skinned ship
"dock full, please make some space [Sort] [Buy] [Enhance]" 
repeat that a hundred times every sortie
still tan just ultra tan
Yes
my autos are always stopped on the third or 2nd sortie are always stopped because of dock.
yeah, i have 7 years playing like that
how many obtainable tan vanguard do we have again
also why is there no tan rainbows
using free gems to buy dock space
hello fellas
Discounting the tears, no
can you beat azur lane without gambling
damn, I just realized
I missed this april fool's reward, I did try to claim it, but story was bugged
Do you reason why Owari she is most beautiful her tan skin in azur lane but her skin it bit of ecchi
definition of gambling is crates or banners
AL has April fool’s rewards?
More like, can you beat AL with only tan skinned ships 
yes, the bulin skin
skin for bulin
ohhhh
yes
or the hammer bulin skin
Oh giant hammer bulin
the two story hints were bugged for me
Well, unic*rn is in guild shop, and pr/dr exist so yes
right i couldnt login all this time, is that event still available?
I missed it because the game is so ass rn with bugs 
am drawing Kaga rn
we love our floofy shipgirl that has limitless+6 eyes
You can call her Banagher ot RX-0 for the lols
6th
so i missed the thing, damn game
The story basically
missed Unryū too






















