al-general

[normal comet]

more shipmilf

[stiff forum]

milf

[empty eagle]

Why doesn’t Impero get lots of love?

[mental swift]

who has nayoro

[empty eagle]

me

[mental swift]

Same question

[stiff forum]

i got like 5

[mental swift]

you have unryū?

[empty eagle]

Impero is so peak

[stiff forum]

unlike people

i love ler

[empty eagle]

Just got her a couple days ago

[empty eagle]

same

[mental swift]

I especially love her skin too

[rustic sapphire]

More armpits

[rocky dagger]

Russian Shinano

[vestal briar]

ngl Beckham was goated in his prime

[rocky dagger]

@wanton pelican fuck, this time round fucking pain

Calling card fucked me over a lot

But I still managed to make it

[stiff forum]

pretty asf bro

[empty eagle]

Sleepy NEET

[fresh pulsar]

update out yet?

[rocky dagger]

Cause she put pasta and meatballs into her torpedo bombers

[tired crown]

I need more gallants so infernal can get arrested for too much implacable simping

[rocky dagger]

Weird makis

[tired crown]

[rocky dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-konuri-maki-red-hair-smile-gif-12990435001716721943

Gallant

[empty eagle]

If unryū and impero have 10,000 fans, I am one of them

[tired crown]

Hehe, 6x Implacable pats

[empty eagle]

if they have 1000 fans, I am one of them

if they have 100 fans I am one of them

[wispy wasp]

wow i love this new tree auxilary skin from the cruise pass

[rustic sapphire]

Holy peak

[wispy wasp]

its basically perfectly synced with golden leuws idle

[empty eagle]

if I have 1 fan, I am that fan

[wispy wasp]

🤑

[stiff forum]

"softcore porn" someone said no idea what the word really means

[rocky dagger]

I WILL VACUUM FORM YOUR AKASHI

[stiff forum]

damn nice pose hindy

[empty eagle]

younger sibling energy

[static sparrow]

[nimble dune]

exactly like do your fucking research first lol

[empty eagle]

lowkey forgot Impero has allat

[nimble dune]

🤦‍♂️

[rocky dagger]

???

[rocky dagger]

People forget about impero?

Not me

[empty eagle]

People forgot about Impero

they gave up on her

[rocky dagger]

How?

She's literally old W14 meta

[stiff forum]

fr

[rocky dagger]

You used Impero because she could heal

[crimson kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-blush-new-jersey-azur-lane-honey-gif-8698171228099646529

[rocky dagger]

So no

[stiff forum]

i havent shes cute

[rocky dagger]

Impossible to forget about Impero

[light fable]

"softcore" would imply there is still the presence of an actual seggs scene.

[empty eagle]

No one talks about her anymore. No one gives her any love anymore

[static sparrow]

I don't... I just leveled her to 120

[stiff forum]

for real

[rocky dagger]

You literally need her because she's one of the few RN healers

[crimson kayak]

Unryuu is trolling me... >:c

[stiff forum]

lol

[empty eagle]

me or the actual unryuu?

[crimson kayak]

the actual one LMFAO

[empty eagle]

lmao

[rose spire]

Not to flex but I have a cat sitting next to me

[mental swift]

Exact reason why I love her

[rustic sapphire]

Most underrated girls

[crimson kayak]

is it named Nakhimov or Akashi?

[stiff forum]

based man

[nimble dune]

people just say shit without doing their research first

[hearty salmon]

Good then we get better gem deals

[rocky dagger]

I'm still waiting for lusty bikini outfit

[mental swift]

This was when I just started the game btw

2 years ago

[languid dawn]

who is this sir

[empty eagle]

I think Impero’s design was really well thought out.

[rose spire]

If it was Akashi then

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1428558051882958951/seseren-akashi.gif

[worthy pagoda]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2041766129069388258

茶叶蛋女王 (@chajiansanmo)

嘿，护士
#azurlane #アズールレーン #アズレン
#cosplay   #コスプレ #コスプレイヤー #AzurLaneCosplay #碧蓝航线

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 8, 2026, 6:32 AM

[crimson kayak]

yes

commit war crimes

:>

[rocky dagger]

I've funded a smol portion

Of azur promilia

A tiny fraction

[mental swift]

your neck will be chopped on the guillotine

[rose spire]

Killl Akashi

[rocky dagger]

Miniscule

[languid dawn]

wth

[crimson kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483173819240681502/NJ_oathrun.gif

[languid dawn]

what did i do

[rocky dagger]

For that, I deserve to have Shinano in Azur Promilia full 3D with huge boobs and huge gyatt thanks Manjuu

[light fable]

Full 3D with tail physics

I wanna see the fur on her tails manjuu!

[languid dawn]

Illutrious

[mental swift]

Not recognize who impero is

[rocky dagger]

Praise be

[crimson kayak]

the skin that caused Twitter to implode

[mental swift]

isn't azur promilia not a ship game

[crimson kayak]

[rocky dagger]

We will get azur lane girls in promilia just with different names

[languid dawn]

i dont have her

[mental swift]

keep consuming the copium

[stable plank]

aquila so hot

[rustic sapphire]

Buy alsace ring NOW

[tired crown]

Italian shipgirls

[rose spire]

@static sparrow

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-littorio-roose-gif-21314616

[icy herald]

okay, I’m just now coming back to this, do you have the link?

this is not even for “research” purposes, this is just “this sounds absurd enough that I’m interested”

[static sparrow]

im already here fam

[rocky dagger]

Reason why everyone should have a Lv125 Kashino:

[mental swift]

I only have lv1 Kashino cuz I don't use her

[rose spire]

As you should be

[rocky dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-the-rock-dwayne-johnson-seven-bucks-lets-drink-to-that-gif-6159913470398824797

[static sparrow]

I recognize this artist

[rose spire]

[bright crane]

That dress slip for ventilation, or for a ventilation malfunction?

[pseudo fulcrum]

We need more playable ocean liners in military roles. Queen Mary, Aquitania, Olympic, Mauretania, Carmania, Cap Trafalgar, etc.

[pastel moat]

Is she trying to be hestia

[stiff forum]

BRO

musashi jumpscared sunk me

🥀

[rocky dagger]

[rustic sapphire]

Its to show tiddies

[empty eagle]

this skin is kinda horror inducing I can’t lie.

[hearty salmon]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

I see we’re posting peak

[rustic sapphire]

That bottle

[pastel moat]

We need more taihou variants

[hearty salmon]

Manjuu getting first taste test of the goods

Quality control they call it

[empty eagle]

it gets to a point when it’s too big

[pastel moat]

It doesn't look like milk

Im worried

[pseudo fulcrum]

It tastes like milk

[rocky dagger]

It's never too big with the BIGGEST

MY COW

KASHINO

[glacial valve]

That´s a BIG BOY

[pastel moat]

Isn't cowpens bigger

[pseudo fulcrum]

Very big

[rocky dagger]

Nope

[bright crane]

Nope

[rocky dagger]

Kashino still biggest

[pastel moat]

I prefer cowpens though

[empty eagle]

Kashino just feels too big proportionally. I can’t even lie

[bright crane]

Seen a couple images, Kashino still outs by default

[visual cedar]

guys i have nothing against them beeing big but thats already melon sized and above

[bright crane]

Taihou by comparison needed an art upgrade to get to that point

[pastel moat]

Taihou is perfect on every proportion

Can't go wrong with black hair and red eyes

[pseudo fulcrum]

I raise you silver hair and red eyes

[rose spire]

Can’t go wrong with a ship killing for you

[rocky dagger]

It better come with all 3

[pastel moat]

That's called devotion

Waifu material

[rocky dagger]

I would be so pissed if it's only Akagi

[vestal briar]

damn

[rose spire]

Now see right here I like your thinking

[pastel moat]

Are they ghosts

I don't like the idea of kaga sinking

[ocean pawn]

camos for wows

[rustic sapphire]

I want melons

[pseudo fulcrum]

Akagi’s ult skills unleash the spirits

[pastel moat]

Wait for a new elf faction ship

They grow melons

[bright crane]

Coughs in Midway

[pastel moat]

Oh did I mention

[rustic sapphire]

I dont realy like elf

[static sparrow]

if we ever get a playable akagi meta then i hope she's a BBV like kearsarge

[pastel moat]

I oathed her yesterday

[visual cedar]

go eat melons but dont try to boobificate all azur lane girls into melons

[bright crane]

The maids meanwhile

[visual cedar]

yes thats a illness i bet

boobs that dont stop growing, i pity that girl

[pastel moat]

Elves are culture

[rustic sapphire]

For a sec i though...well

[pastel moat]

What

[bright crane]

Sooooooo, Centaur?

[ocean pawn]

akagi wreck > enterprise stern plate

[rocky dagger]

LOL

[empty eagle]

Can’t believe they scrapped enterprise

[rustic sapphire]

Cant say it here its straight degeneracy

[rocky dagger]

Fuck

[pastel moat]

Nah my next ring is albion

[rocky dagger]

I just realized

How true this manga is...

[empty eagle]

Albion mentioned!!!

[rocky dagger]

This panel speaks of the truth

Look at the 2nd panel

IT IS WHAT WE ARE FACING IN AZUR LANE RN

[pseudo fulcrum]

Any photos from the dives?

[empty eagle]

lowkey feeling like shinano with the dream i just got

[rose spire]

406mm on

[pastel moat]

Meanwhile they boosted takao, she used to be perfect

[rocky dagger]

She's the new IJN cow now

[ember spindle]

why is a lolicon whining about boobflation again
leave it to someone worthy of human rights

[stiff forum]

pwtty

[rocky dagger]

No wonder SKK is working on a farm

[bright crane]

Dude prolly forgot that booba lolis exist

Rare, but they exist

Like Kirin Todo from Gakuen Toshi Asterisk

[rocky dagger]

Ignore him, he's just here to cause trouble, nobody is complaining about boobs

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/enterprise-azur-lane-fortnite-breakdown-roblox-gif-17683506

[bright crane]

Well, Im guessing anyways

Since booba lolis are indeed rare

[pseudo fulcrum]

I have personal limits on melon size, but I try keeping complaints to myself

[cedar hawk]

why is there a war in general to begin with

[rocky dagger]

We should always ignore people who are here to start shit without understanding what we were chatting about in the first place, because they are never interested on the topic, they just want to moral grandstand in this chat

[silk sleet]

I'm washed

[rocky dagger]

Anyway

[silk sleet]

cant even reach 70k points

[vestal briar]

i dont know i just work here

[bright crane]

.....Im just more concerned on the overwhelming amount of mountains

[silk sleet]

No rainbow books

[carmine yew]

what are people even talking about here rn

[pseudo fulcrum]

And that’s fine, as long as you don’t force those gripes onto others

[pastel moat]

Who are you referring to?

[cedar hawk]

i talk abt being a standard foid

[vestal briar]

what does this mean what

[rocky dagger]

Im talking about getting shinano in azur promilia

So I can have my big booba fox waifu

[ocean pawn]

SHINENOU

[rocky dagger]

[cedar hawk]

foids aka female humanoid is basically an incel degrading term for women

[vestal briar]

oh no i know that i just read the unedited message lol

[rocky dagger]

I have 2 shinano figurines

[vestal briar]

people really wonder why they dont have a gf when they call women foids

[ocean pawn]

source?

[rocky dagger]

One is this one

Tall AF

One of my tallest figurine

[ocean pawn]

provide image or didn't happen

[rocky dagger]

1/4 and standing is insanely HUGE

If I provide image mods will ban

I got too many asanagi figurines with exposed everything

[ocean pawn]

nips?

[worthy pagoda]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2037957877156184406

So.ahri (@ahri_so)

https://t.co/1HVQEEEIqt

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 28, 2026, 6:19 PM

[gentle charm]

Gooner central, oml

[cedar hawk]

typo

i hate phones

smh

[vestal briar]

2 for 2 lol

[cedar hawk]

im born for a keeb anyways

[vestal briar]

same

keebs better

[bright crane]

Call me old, but damn just thinking about how far good things just disappear over time when it comes to people in general

Like damn bro

[pastel moat]

Is there one with the heavy one

[bright crane]

Respect is just about dead in media

[pastel moat]

I mean formi

Dang

[icy ferry]

Name artist

[bright crane]

How tall?

[icy ferry]

Also that's so true

[pastel moat]

Gravity spell

[icy ferry]

Or her weight

[vestal briar]

Yeah man

I agree

[rocky dagger]

More than 30cm tall

[pastel moat]

I lived through the lord of the rings movies, for that I am blessed

[icy ferry]

What's a foid?

[rocky dagger]

Stop asking

[gentle charm]

Formidable is probably 55-60kg in all seriousness though

[vestal briar]

.

[rocky dagger]

Mods will ban if u continue

It's a slur

[bright crane]

Ok thats actually large

[icy ferry]

[icy ferry]

Thank you

I legit didn't know

[vivid osprey]

赤鬼＠リクエスト停止中 on Pixiv. Not linking their page here because they do a lot of NSFW

[empty eagle]

holy hell.

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483567860403011725/Kaisers_Video_-_Aug_9_2025-VEED.gif

[icy ferry]

it the draw wholesome though

And thanks

[rocky dagger]

It's taller than my 32" monitor

[vestal briar]

using it automatically means your only about 14

[icy ferry]

Wait that was a slur???

[gentle charm]

I got my 1/7 Taihou for like 30 bucks somehow

[rocky dagger]

I don't think people understand how huge 1/4th scale figurines are

[vivid osprey]

You can get away with it if you're hot enough

[gentle charm]

It's basically the size of a child, no?

[icy ferry]

No im old I just didn't know they made new words of slur

[rocky dagger]

No???

[icy ferry]

I barely catch up with newer ones

[pastel moat]

I wish there was a taihou meta figure

[vestal briar]

the fuck bro😭

[rocky dagger]

I'm sorry but there's no 40cm tall people

[gentle charm]

The Shinano one is 1/4?

[worthy pagoda]

are there life size AL figures

[bright crane]

Because people dont generally have model kits and/or figures as their thing.....unfortunately, even with Bandai going stonks on their Gunpla sales

[gentle charm]

How

[vestal briar]

i know but im saying anyone who says it are more then likely to be 15 and under

[gentle charm]

No way Shinano is 160cm😭

[icy ferry]

Ooooh

Just like when The old days when they keep saying YOLO back then

[empty eagle]

wouldn’t this make shinano like 160cm?

[bright crane]

Prolly looks taller because she's floating

[gentle charm]

Yes, if the figurine is 40cm at 1/4

[empty eagle]

NJ is like 6 foot.

[vivid osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/E6vS7Sl.png if you squint hard enough

[gentle charm]

183cm,no?

[gentle charm]

Fraud fox

[vestal briar]

afbeeldingen heh

[icy ferry]

Welp imma sleep

Goodnight azur lane

[vestal briar]

👋🏻

[empty eagle]

yeah

[bright crane]

Yeah, West people are just.....generally taller than East-side, but that is already insanely tall for a lady

[gentle charm]

Yeah, mb. No way a child is 40cm. I was 53cm when I was born, lol

I forgot

Idk how I did because my mom has a picture of me as an infant in the livingroom

[tired crown]

Goo goo gaga

[gentle charm]

Tallest woman I personally know was just under 6 foot

At like 180

Huge tits

[empty eagle]

tallest one I knew was 6’2

[granite lagoon]

I went to school with i believe a 6'3 to 6'5 woman

She very very tall

[empty eagle]

187cm

[empty eagle]

threw in a fun fact

[gentle charm]

I saw this Ukrainan refugee lady at like 200cm 😭

[rocky dagger]

Ok

[empty eagle]

DAMN

[rocky dagger]

I found some pics of something that is of similar size (smaller)

[gentle charm]

She ugly af though

[rocky dagger]

Taihou 1/4

[vivid osprey]

My ex is 184cm lol

[rocky dagger]

The illustrious CNY is 1/7

[vivid osprey]

Tall women do exist

[empty eagle]

I’m only 167cm

[tight roost]

diddy reference in AL???

😳

[gentle charm]

Pat

[rocky dagger]

You can see the height difference

And compare it with the sofa at the back

[empty eagle]

I’m european too

[rose spire]

Perchance perchance

[empty eagle]

💔💔💔💔💔

[gentle charm]

Like twice as big as my hand

[stiff forum]

unryu sure love you

[rocky dagger]

So the taihou 1/4 is literally all the way up to the height of the knee

Now

Shinano is EVEN TALLER

[gentle charm]

My hand is like 20cm

[rocky dagger]

Cause she has those ears

[empty eagle]

I’m about as tall as Katsuragi or something

[vivid osprey]

Yeah AL was made for tiny dweebs considering the average voiceline

[stiff forum]

💀

[empty eagle]

yeouch, 167cm isn’t that small

[gentle charm]

All gacha is for dweebs

[stiff forum]

unlike dds i think all other shipgurls are taller then him nothing is wrong tho

[bright crane]

Interesting to see that Taihou figure is standing up compared to what she actually does in the actual skin

[granite lagoon]

Completely agree

[tired crown]

What if your just a 179 (basically 180cm) fellow

[empty eagle]

WE yes WE are ALL dweebs

[gentle charm]

Short kings rise up

[granite lagoon]

Our gacha games

[empty eagle]

stand on my money I’m 180cm trust

[vestal briar]

ive been using this with great effect ever since you sent it the first time

[rocky dagger]

No it's supposed to be lying down

But they just made the figurine stand up instead so it takes less space

[gentle charm]

Napoleon

[empty eagle]

I’m average height!

[gentle charm]

He was called short by the British because British inches were smaller than French ones.

He was like 5'6", but the British thought he was 5'1" or something

[vivid osprey]

When calculating a kitsune's height, do you or do you not account for their ears standing upright? What about tail tip to ear tip length? Do you consider that their plumage can mutate and grow in appendage count as they age? What about their hypothetical maximum length that includes them raising their tails above their own head? I need more clarity here

[gentle charm]

I forgot the exact

[rocky dagger]

Here's a better representation of the difference between scale of a 1/4 figurine

[gentle charm]

Ear, no

[rocky dagger]

Look at this shit, she's sitting down and she's already 40cm tall

[gentle charm]

Or do both

One with, one without

[vestal briar]

5'6 is small

[gentle charm]

Like the horns on fdg

[gentle charm]

Okay, bro

[vestal briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1365058074452430848/1484554187609079828/togif.gif

[empty eagle]

My mom said I was 5’1 for this exact reason a couple years ago

[empty eagle]

not for the time

[ocean pawn]

maruzensky or musashi

[gentle charm]

Lol

[gentle charm]

This is me

[vivid osprey]

Napoleon was average height for the time yeah

[vestal briar]

tbf i didnt even know the context

[rocky dagger]

As much as I like daisen

Horse girls are mid as fuck

[vestal briar]

i just saw 5'6 and knew what i needed to do

[vestal briar]

real

[gentle charm]

There's fox in my copyright

[rocky dagger]

Fox girls are more common, but at the same time, fox girls are way better

[gentle charm]

I am not 5'6" though

[vestal briar]

ok

[gentle charm]

I prefer snake ones

[empty eagle]

I’m shorter than most shipgirls and all my coworkers

[rocky dagger]

No snake girls in Azur Lane yet

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/neck-choke-you-angry-gif-14344097

[empty eagle]

WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF AGNES TACHYON

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-uma-musume-gif-9175895650199721200

[rocky dagger]

But if they are going to put a snake girl in Azur Lane, she will be in IJN

As orobashi

[teal girder]

Doge

[carmine yew]

heh 67

[gentle charm]

I would like her automatically then

[empty eagle]

fire pfp

[carmine yew]

I know

made it myself

[gentle charm]

I realized today that HMS Hood isn't Hood-class

[carmine yew]

😭

[vestal briar]

yikes

[gentle charm]

I never knew of Admiral-class

[empty eagle]

wait actually?

[empty eagle]

you have great talent and skill

[empty eagle]

Bro

[gentle charm]

I just thought it was Hood-class as I haven't heard of any sisters

[carmine yew]

well yeah I combined Hood fanart I cropped with the Royal Navy emblem and the Union Jack

[vivid osprey]

Lol imagine making edits of shipgirls

[carmine yew]

it took like less than 5 minutes

[stiff forum]

most of the guys i seen being successfull was kings under 6 feet

[vivid osprey]

Whatever helps them sleep at night bro

[stiff forum]

[bright crane]

Dont worry I got the jist of its size by guessing off Gunpla sizes. Its....way above average PG-size, but I need one more number to compare to the latest and most expensive kit rn which is Perfect Grade Unleashed Nu Gundam

[stiff forum]

no hate for them

[vivid osprey]

I don't give a fuck if you're a manlet or a lanklet, so long as you're in shape

[empty eagle]

only hood was completed

[stiff forum]

indeed

[gentle charm]

Just rename it to Hood class at that point with how iconic she is

[empty eagle]

Ohhhhh i thought you meant you drew it yourself lmaoooo, still better than what i could do

G3 in AL when

[sage zealot]

Cause Hood was named after a admiral , and her planned sisters would have all been named after the admiralty

[carmine yew]

I cant draw for shit man 😭

[empty eagle]

same here

[empty eagle]

G3 planned successor to Admiral Class

[gentle charm]

ohhh

no HMS Admiral though, but makes sense

[vestal briar]

everyone thinks like this but then it turns out they can

[bright crane]

Stickman?

[empty eagle]

I know a guy related to 1st Viscount Samuel Hood, HMS Hood’s namesake

[vestal briar]

theres some good stickman art works out there

henry stickman best game

[worthy pagoda]

animator vs animation

[merry robin]

Yes

[gentle charm]

beautiful ship

sleek as hell

[empty eagle]

indeed

my dumbass phone keeps autocorrecting “a” to “I”

[gentle charm]

I think I'd be considered tall in you're area, meow

[empty eagle]

how tall are you?

[gentle charm]

take a guess

[empty eagle]

6 foot?

183cm*

[gentle charm]

mmmmmmmm

no

[bright crane]

160?

[empty eagle]

170cm

[gentle charm]

no

[light fable]

I am not 6 feet tall....negative points for me

[vivid osprey]

187 cm

[gentle charm]

188

I am a short king too

[bright crane]

Thats not so bad

Its not like every white men's 2m

[gentle charm]

yeah

[vivid osprey]

I like how you changed ''American'' to ''white men''

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483692630515650560/azur-lane.gif

[light fable]

I thought I was tall till I met actual tall people.

[carmine yew]

188 is not short wdym 😭

[vestal briar]

hey same

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/arriba-gif-12324188786972117417

[bright crane]

I forgot the Bri'ish

[gentle charm]

baba

[vestal briar]

what did we do man

[gentle charm]

I need wt mates

[vivid osprey]

True the only white people on Earth live in the UK and the USA

[bright crane]

Oh no, Im just comparing heights

[gentle charm]

secret agartha pathway

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[bright crane]

Like at best I can see West-side men being at the 190s range

[vestal briar]

no

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-murmansk-gif-22377380

[gentle charm]

blyaaat

[bright crane]

But definitely not 200cm unless they undertake some sport like basketball

[vivid osprey]

What are you saying man

I

am 198cm/6'6, I blow cock at basketball

[rustic sapphire]

The drake shaker

[bright crane]

.....Well I guess there's also puberty at play

[light fable]

Damn. That's quite the info

[vestal briar]

never too late to learn

[gentle charm]

howe shackalaka

[empty eagle]

Alright, enough with the fun facts

[vivid osprey]

I have no interest in learning it

[gentle charm]

le'bron

[vestal briar]

fair enough

[light fable]

HE'S HEATING UP!!!!

[vivid osprey]

I chose the worst hobby for a tall person in being obsessed with the gym

Giga debuff

[vestal briar]

if i was American id give it a go

[gentle charm]

real shit though

[vivid osprey]

If I was American I'd eat a burger idk what they do on a daily basis

[gentle charm]

WHERE DOES IT GO

[bright crane]

Some go on protest

[pastel moat]

They'd complain they have too many privileges

[vestal briar]

ide eat ma burger, shoot ma guns and fall for ai facebook slop

only joking of course

[vivid osprey]

The last one also applies to my 64 year old mother

''Sweetie look at this''

[vestal briar]

i know i was struggling what else to put

[pastel moat]

Penguin have you seen the 90% off on everything with batman

[gentle charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/catfish-fishing

[vestal briar]

open for suggestions

[stiff forum]

"pulls out that one ai cat sad story video"

[vestal briar]

wdym

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/cavif-cavifax-gif-3330778137757269524

[gentle charm]

some guy made a submarine for his parrot

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-pufferfish-pufferfish-cat-fish-catfish-gif-9997139051265883971

[light fable]

Meanwhile I am downloading reels to share on discord

XD

[vivid osprey]

My stance on ai has kinda softened as a result. At least on that kind of harmless slop. If it makes her smile, fuck it man

[gentle charm]

do not let the IG reels escape IG

[late shale]

Hmm

[gentle charm]

IG humor needs to be contained

[vestal briar]

thats what im sayin

[light fable]

I heard the whole "67" thing and wanted to strangle the person who said it

[vivid osprey]

Can we get a new voiceline or two from you please

[bright crane]

Im just baffled that people arent seeing the actual issue about AI instead

[empty eagle]

haven’t unlocked it yet

[vestal briar]

i really wanna know who fortnite asked to get the licence for tung tung though, him being an ai creation and all

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/chained-soldier-tenka-izumo-tenka-anime-mato-seihei-gif-11844748964351426384

[gentle charm]

I mean the people getting fucking clotheslined by a car going a gazillion miles an hour

[empty eagle]

probably asked everyone

[vestal briar]

he only knows one line chill

[vestal briar]

does it make me a bad man if i own tung tung in fortnite

[bright crane]

People's got a really short fuse and going off on "AI=total garbo" near-immediately

[vestal briar]

will i be bullied

[light fable]

Darwin awards today on channel 5

[gentle charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/idiot-roblox

[empty eagle]

why do you own the triple T in THE fortnite

[late shale]

@vivid osprey

[vivid osprey]

When my girl comes to beat me with a bat because she's jealous but I just laugh because of the W Tung Tung reference

[vestal briar]

i was gifted it

[empty eagle]

oh

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-baseball-gif-13999381090646842001

[empty eagle]

that’s fine then

[gentle charm]

big triple d when

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1487436069027713045/20260327_221740.gif

[light fable]

Isn't Fortnite in a bad spot atm?

[vivid osprey]

I'm on so many layers of irony that this has actually become funny to me

[bright crane]

Nah. Fortnite is a huge problem in of itself

[gentle charm]

d day, double d day, and triple d day

[vestal briar]

mate me and my friends stayed up until the item shop refreshed to get him

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-iron-lung-movie-typing-fuck-this-guys-dad-gif-8028804273765394799

[dull tide]

you laugh at 67 jokes, wear edgy gym clothes and know more about brainrot slop than an actual teen would

[empty eagle]

oh shit that’s dedication

[vestal briar]

tung tung is the best ai thingy

[dull tide]

spiritually a 14 year old boy still

[empty eagle]

i lowkey respect it

[vivid osprey]

That would make you a pedophile

[bright crane]

In b4 they tryna collab with Jujutsu Kaisen for the sheer wokeness they have

[gentle charm]

I got a guy to play wt with now

[vestal briar]

i deadass played survive tung tung on roblox

what am i doing

[dull tide]

Wolf said you're a minor so you still have time

this man's hairline is RECEDING

[gentle charm]

unryu with triple d's

[bright crane]

Well, cant go wrong with some nihilism in this day and age...

[empty eagle]

Mambo ai slop

[empty eagle]

uhh

[vestal briar]

For 8 more months

[dull tide]

nicee

any 18th bday plans?

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1259663514600210463.gif?size=1280&animated=true

[vestal briar]

Fuck no

[empty eagle]

me or the actual unryū

[vivid osprey]

Yeah update your bio you dumb fuck you turned 25 a few weeks ago

[vestal briar]

Get really high and drunk prolly

[gentle charm]

your wife

[bright crane]

Besides a driving license

[vestal briar]

Jk

[dull tide]

oh yeah

[empty eagle]

I love my wife

[vestal briar]

Kidding!

[vestal briar]

Hmmm tung tung

[empty eagle]

Unryū deserves UR

[tired crown]

The big triple T sac himself to destroy the Sora AI

[vestal briar]

Seen that vid on tiktok

And reposted it

[empty eagle]

if Amagi (CV) is UR, then Unryū should’ve been UR

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-amagi-cv-gif-6520047297292078217

[dull tide]

such a pretty fop

I love her dress in that version

[mental swift]

MAMAGI CV

YES YES YES YES

[dull tide]

subtly cucking the viewer by having the manjuu kiss the camera instead of herself

[static sparrow]

That poor manjuu

[empty eagle]

what yall know about Chien Wu

guess everyone’s off to work

[vivid osprey]

Nothing, what do y'all know about rolling down in the deep

[vestal briar]

I feel like an astronaut in the ocean

Hate that song

[dull tide]

busty nano

[shut crane]

nano always busty

[dull tide]

nah her sis is bigger

[ocean pawn]

milky nano

[shut crane]

doesn't make her not busty

[dull tide]

true ig

[rose spire]

I love boobs

[nimble dune]

nice boobs

[vestal briar]

If you look in off topic you can see my genuine fear while playing survive triple t in Roblox

[dull tide]

let me see

[vestal briar]

I promise I don't always play these games

[rose spire]

I’m playing navy tycoon rn

[vestal briar]

Nice man

Add me on the big roblock 🙏

[rose spire]

Aight bet

[rose spire]

VITTORIO AND LION? I DONT DESERVE THUS

[vestal briar]

It's in my profile if you scroll down

[rose spire]

Alr ill add when I go to bed tho

[sick crest]

Its the gobbla

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483509365951430788/20260317_175448.gif

[empty eagle]

god i love physics

even if inaccurate sometimes

eating good

[rose spire]

Added

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[vestal briar]

Ill add you back

[empty eagle]

need more trafalgar fanart

[dull tide]

I loveeee Trafalgar

she's a bad bitch

[dull tide]

CAT

[sick crest]

Cat

[stable plank]

kiwami cat

[rose spire]

Alr

[vestal briar]

added you back

[rose spire]

Aight bet

[icy herald]

just leaving this here

(I love Bismarck, but honesty is cruel.)

[rose spire]

It’s true…………

[placid gulch]

-w- ohayoooooo

Reno augment is coming yay yay

[radiant cipher]

Omagaaaaa

[rose spire]

Hi Apri

[placid gulch]

omagaaaaaa

[shut crane]

nice cat

[empty eagle]

HMS Primrose when?

[placid gulch]

hi bis

[rose spire]

Hru?

[placid gulch]

I'm good~

[rose spire]

That’s good to hear

[empty eagle]

Considering sailing frigates have been added to AL, I think it’d be unique to have corvettes in AL, like the flower class for the Uk

[ocean pawn]

dunno why people say bismarck was overrated

she's ok imo

[empty eagle]

hey big bear (with rizz)

[ocean pawn]

there is no rizz

only floof

[empty eagle]

I thought we were cracking 💔

[rose spire]

That wasn’t the hints BigBear was giving bro💔

[empty eagle]

refer to this message

[vivid osprey]

in the words of one Sizeable Sean:
My homie wanted a Chevy, so I put my dog in a 'vette

[empty eagle]

💀

[sleek cape]

New photo dropped

[rose spire]

I’m sorry for being wrong

[light fable]

Or every single version of Enterprise up until now.

[sleek cape]

My homie wanted a ford explorer I put him in a ford raptor

[vivid osprey]

This is what it feels like when I see some giant, tatted buff dude walking some shitty chihuahua that his girlfriend insisted they get

[empty eagle]

dw

[rose spire]

I hope you’ve gotten unryu

[sleek cape]

Twin we rarely talk anymore

[ocean pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-RpmGaqJCA

[rose spire]

Oh…nah I’m sorry twin

Hru?

[sleek cape]

Good and jolly

[empty eagle]

I did

[rose spire]

That’s good to hear twin

[empty eagle]

someone needs to make a AL edit with the winner takes it all in the background trust

[ocean pawn]

no

[ocean pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSSGFIBGxLY

azur lane yu gi oh edit

do it

[empty eagle]

I can’t make edits

:(

[rose spire]

Well damn

[visual cedar]

azur lane in 2026 like one device isnt enough per account. so many cool games inside that one game :o

[pastel axle]

@ocean pawn

In doing better then I expected

[visual cedar]

nice tank i also got a unfinished one

[ocean pawn]

tamiya?

[pastel axle]

Obviously

[ocean pawn]

no wait tiger

dude

I told you to wait

painting everything on a sprue is much easier than when everything is assembled

[pastel axle]

I’m just gonna do it the hard way, painting it like that.

It’s not gonna be the best looking in terms of quality but it is what it is

[ocean pawn]

dude

Been there done that

do not

[ember spindle]

...is this a jab at someone who oathed nj and then uninstalled al

[pastel axle]

I’m gonna spray it with primer first

Bought some online

[rose spire]

Ask them

[ocean pawn]

just...paint all the whells and everything else, then assemble them piece by piece

[rose spire]

You just reminded me I need to make my Bismarck model

[empty eagle]

they did what now

[rose spire]

I kinda want to get another ship but idk who

[pastel axle]

I will paint the wheels first then the body

[plucky magnet]

Idk where it is now

Genuinely

I think it was from a forum or something

[ocean pawn]

my panther for example..you would struggle to paint the hull if you put the wheels on

[pastel axle]

That’s the thing , I didn’t put the wheels yet as I know it would be a nightmare to paint it when the wheels are already on

[ocean pawn]

great just be patient and you'll get a good result

if possible I think it's great you also talk to your teacher or somebody that you mentioned about building kits

think he could give you good 1:1 advice

[peak knoll]

Beep

[pastel axle]

My little Maus next to the hull

[peak knoll]

I'm new

[ocean pawn]

hi new

I'm Bear

[peak knoll]

Hi I'm BoyFriend

[pastel axle]

[ocean pawn]

yeha

I was doing the same things

[glacial valve]

[ocean pawn]

I think I put the panzer 2 turret on a panther or something

[peak knoll]

I am from Argentina

[ocean pawn]

same scale

[ocean pawn]

that's not a 1:35 scale maus turret

[pastel axle]

That’s the funny part

[gentle charm]

bache?

[static sparrow]

William D Porter

[rustic sapphire]

No, William D porter

[gentle charm]

ojh

bache but older

[vestal briar]

hey hey man

[static sparrow]

Bruh wdp is miles better than bache

[peak knoll]

Hi

Hi everyone

[static sparrow]

[peak knoll]

Hiii

[vestal briar]

how you doing bro

[peak knoll]

No nothing

I'm going to go to work right now

[peak knoll]

We can be friends

[vestal briar]

oh right

nice

what you work as?

[peak knoll]

Mejor, shhhh vale

[vestal briar]

alr bruh

[ocean pawn]

alr?

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/ahem-shit-loser-seriously-gif-5731140

[vestal briar]

not like that you helmet

[vestal briar]

i dont know what that is to be honest

[shut crane]

[nimble dune]

nice feet

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-licks-slime-gif-7826310196799265789

[clever gazelle]

I forgot bout the event till today

[shut crane]

always remember to charge your robot gf

[steady socket]

Hi guys

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1199398311224938627/1360999681542455527/1EECB9C6-3CE1-49B3-A7B7-D4B0378236D4.gif

[vestal briar]

hey hey

[peak knoll]

Ooohhh goood

[gentle charm]

swedish

[gentle charm]

does she take USB C?

[shut crane]

yes

[gentle charm]

Mine is Micro USB 🥲

[merry robin]

What an interesting game. I should play that game

[trim gyro]

hands you a USB-C cable that reports as a keyboard and sends instructions through keypresses

[static sparrow]

[gentle charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wesker-albert-wesker-20

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-flex-gif-20344315

[carmine yew]

I dont get why ppl be posting soft core porn in general as well

[trim gyro]

that is a legit hacking technique by the way

[ocean pawn]

still don't know what alr means

[gentle charm]

boob boob boob

[trim gyro]

never use USB devices you didn't get from trusted sources

[carmine yew]

it means alright

[vestal briar]

very odd behaviour

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/son-giftok-tom-tucker-family-guy-im-crine-gif-47048448267690577

https://tenor.com/view/glutencord-hetalia-gif-20401246

[carmine yew]

like out of all the places

general chat

😭

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/based-halo-master-chief-halo-infinite-halo3-gif-25978708

master chef

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140895477643087924/1375318268721500220/TrafalgarSkinWake.gif

[ember spindle]

that's the game's fault i think

[carmine yew]

I mean yeah the game is soft core porn at this point but still

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-bremerton-luna-new-year-happy-new-year2021-gif-20230730

[worthy pagoda]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2041870697371476225

月亮hoshi🌙 (@hoshi826590)

和大帝一起共度良宵吧
#碧蓝航线
#Cosplay

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 8, 2026, 1:28 PM

[gentle charm]

okay bro 😭

[stiff forum]

oh my

[gentle charm]

tf was that leg wag

[vestal briar]

it hawks tuah point

[gentle charm]

again, gacha players being dweebs :p

[carmine yew]

stfu

😭

[forest sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1463250736115880048/boise.gif

[vestal briar]

heheheheheh

[gentle charm]

woshini hawk ni ma bro

[vestal briar]

dragging woshi ni baba atp

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1317312374667087983/1445549692589965384/giphy_6.gif

[vestal briar]

no

[gentle charm]

: (

[modern yoke]

[tall bridge]

that's really good and hot cosplay of mama fdg

[vivid osprey]

Nah

I refuse to believe motherfuckers don't know Chun-Li

[gentle charm]

That hag?

Not my taste

I prefer tungsten

[ember spindle]

well you absolutely can be Not Into Games to the point of not knowing anything about something like street fighter

[vestal briar]

kids now days right

[gentle charm]

No, I have never watched porn of her

[gentle charm]

I know her from Fortnite and mortal combat

[late shale]

Lol

[gentle charm]

Yeah

It is her

[vivid osprey]

Mortal Combat

[gentle charm]

People were simping like hell for her Fortnite skin for some reason

[ocean pawn]

9

[gentle charm]

Never got to play any

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-mortal-kombat9-kitana-video-game-game-gif-17515211

[gentle charm]

My parents didn't want me playing ANY video games

[vestal briar]

'for some reason'

[gentle charm]

Gooners

At least we ain't cranking it to Triple T

https://tenor.com/view/tralalero-tralala-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-gif-14723192941540813594

[ocean pawn]

hormuz straight is closed again

LMFAO

[ember spindle]

straights of hormuz when the gays of suez show up:

wait does "gay" have some sort of nautical meaning
it sounds too familiar

[sleek cape]

Hi people

[ocean pawn]

Enola

[signal delta]

https://fxtwitter.com/pumpkin_paipai/status/2041881252978950507

PaiPai 🥧 (@pumpkin_paipai)

Comfy Life ☕️
︀︀Monarch and PoW
︀︀#AzurLane #アズールレーン #アズレン #碧蓝航线 #rkgk

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FxTwitter · Apr 8, 2026, 2:10 PM

[rose spire]

I love big boobs

[nimble dune]

tung tung tung sahur in 2026 🚮

gtfo

[vivid osprey]

I mean navy servicemen are commonly stereotyped as gay

[ocean pawn]

brain rot bad

big boobs good

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-jump-jump-at-camera-gif-6280260709564940182

[ocean pawn]

brainrot walahi streamer bad

[sleek cape]

@languid dawn hi

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-cheshire-azur-lane-eating-watermelon-om-nom-gif-15153889069695032778

[languid dawn]

Hi

[gentle charm]

They added him to Fortnite idk

Back to your nj feet

[rose spire]

No way they added him to Fortnite

[teal girder]

Car

[ocean pawn]

bar

[forest sparrow]

Boise

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bar-m1918a1-bfv-reloads-bfv-gif-20380649

[ember spindle]

i want to knead her 🥺 🥺 ❤️

[vestal briar]

gayvy

[teal girder]

Boi

[forest sparrow]

se

[teal girder]

[carmine yew]

I'd argue this entire server has some kind of brainrot

[ocean pawn]

okay moooom

[late shale]

Hmm

[ocean pawn]

mmH

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1459594063849197812/20260110_175655.gif

[stable plank]

fake cat

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/pantsir-fact-check-false-version-gif-16471247286010686604

[vestal briar]

even tung tung 🥺

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/pantsir-fact-check-gif-3188324788699393644

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-the-professional-norman-stansfield-every-one-every-thing-ryuko-gif-25654661

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/echar-un-vistazo-daddy-yankee-buena-vida-ver-observar-gif-18410429

[glacial valve]

I'd like to have the Pantsir just for the sake of having the Pantsir.

[solid whale]

today on god i wish i was that manjuu

[ocean pawn]

no you don't

you want to motor boat

[solid whale]

why wouldnt i want to be the manjuu sitting in her top

[ocean pawn]

[sacred oak]

Why she look like a Persona character

[ocean pawn]

I don't care about Persona

[stable plank]

persona fans when they

[gentle charm]

They are weird

[keen folio]

yes. the weirdos that wanted something that is catered to them.

and what they actually wanted is the "content" that will actually make these developers lose severe amounts of money.

[keen folio]

which is the weirdest yet the worst shit ever known.

smh.

[nimble dune]

never let bro have an opinion again 🥀

[stable plank]

persona fans snitching on themselves again huh?

[gentle charm]

Found one for sure

[stiff forum]

lmao being commie online is not weird at all

[nimble dune]

fr

i'd take being a persona fan over being a dumbshit commie any day

[stable plank]

id rather eat this hamburger than that pile of mud over there

[stiff forum]

iam not persona fan

[nimble dune]

persona is peak. idk what you're going on about

[stiff forum]

never played that shit

[nimble dune]

[stiff forum]

just said calling people weird while you are the weiredest one

[nimble dune]

bait used to be believable

[stiff forum]

[nimble dune]

🤦‍♂️

[stable plank]

i never even said anything slightly negative or positive about persona at all. but gg

[stiff forum]

hm

[stiff forum]

he didnt meant you either btw he replied to this

[stable plank]

then why did they reply ping my message that wasnt even close to that one

[stiff forum]

3k more xp and shes mine

[late shale]

Hmm

[stiff forum]

hmm

[languid dawn]

hmm

[nimble dune]

hmm

[stiff forum]

yea man you just said this