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I know 
They ruined it tho and went smoothbore with challenger 3
Fv4030/4 is Challenger 1 I think
The turret isn't even English
It's German
Silly military relying on other nations all the time
Nah we have to go back to good tonk
Moskva
Good tonk
how does your bike die
Idk what the fuck happened to this bullshit
is that a Churchill?
Doesn't start
Yep underated asf
Turned off randomly
Bike die after losing air in veins ?
Maybe
Centurion

or at least Comet
Centurion is good but Churchill beauty
I use Churchill as a mobile bunker to protect the comet*
Yes
what if instead of a tank
Anti tonk gun?
it was atago and instead of firing shells she was spitting in my mouth
Centurion is a Cromwell but raised by a Churchill

how about RSO Pak40, an anti-tank tractor 
You would love she citadel you


The fuck is that
Have you seen the Panzer1 with the Pak40?
What is this monstrosity? 
i pray everyday for a gouden leeuw to come to my life
I like it
a utility tractor armed with 75mm gun
There's bigger fish to fry, look in the background 💀

Reminds me of something we might throw together in the workshop for some eccentric customer
Brumbar?
uh i guess ain't
Wait
hmm i think IJA also has similar one
1945 German war effort summarized
Long gun
I almost called that FV4005 prototype 
you wont BELIEVE what he digs up
But no autoloader and not right suspension etc me bad with tonks
Autoloaders were very unreliable in ww2
What does he dig up?
YOU WONT believe WHAT HE DIGS UP
IJA's Type5 Nato 
The goal
A testbed I think
For a long 75
Still hope somewhere the autoloader unit is still sitting in some store forgotten
prototype
renooo 
Type-4 Chi something
Which one? Too many goals not enough years left to dig them up
Type 4 Chito
Hella sexy
Bots
jarvis install azur lane to my armor
It's basically comparable to a Panzer 4 with the long gun
The armour is 75mm at max on the Chi To
Panzer 4 H was the last of beauts
They got heavy
They had to go and build ugly tanks like that panther and King tiger etc
Peak
Well yea they obese at the end
jarvis start the genetically engineered catgirl 3d printer
Still last with the hydraulic turret rotation
They couldn't replace their losses
J did away with it
jarvis this fight is boring play family guy clips in the corner of my vision
Wait was there an i?
replace Jarvis with Jervis
I like the StuG
Stug life
jervis use TB to mass pirate shonen anime
Fr
and quite unfortunate Stug 4
Stug 3 cool
compare to commie's nimble Su-76
Hi you boob lovers
Jagdpz 4 better than stug 4 I think
I still think Formi could solo a unit of Stugs tho
That thing was ahh
Forgot that one
No roof
They Talking about tanks without posting boobs

it's for mega-cheap and easy-production, with passable gun, other espect be damned
Crews nicknamed it the bitch
Oh hell naw ion like this
True though
ok what if instead of azur lane it was volga kicking my chest till my ribs break
Lmao
🤤
Ships are big tanks on water
Why not atago
Weakling
she will constantly say sorry while stepping on you

Some madman decided to use those tanks on land
Spit what torpedos?


Could have haf and excuse to keep Warspite around for a few years longer
bnuy
One of my friends are obsessed with this
Where is this located ?
Ships are spelt with a S
Is he here in chat by chance ?
Kublinka idk
No

Ah okay
🗣️RAAAAAAAAH
the demons in my skull scream for release
i think we should eat this guy
What…
Are you drunk rn
That doesn't work in court as a defence 🤔
i drinkie soju and watch dragon ball super
My man yamcha literally everyone copied his pose
Has any azur lane girl copied it yet tho ? 🤔
oh hey i forgot my cat mittens was in my room
Dont eat the cat
no shes telling me she wants out
Cat
Talking cat you will be rich
why cat so hot
Sunny
Is this SU-76I?
idk about that
Nightshift not so bad
but id handle amagi caving my skull in pretty well
nightshift not so bad, without 6 animatronics
Though when I worked nights it was better than days because no traffic
Day Shift to Night Shift is really something that I have finding hard to adjust
ew guys why is bulma trying to seduce zamasu
How about your Body Clock? Fucked up?
gas station will has night-closure soon here 
Nowadays I would be but back when younger and doing that type of work it wasn't an issue
ok but what if instead of body clock it was shinano clocking me in the face
Only thing was bad habits with health

Based

body clock is routine enough, i wake up 5.30am even in weekend
I knew it
Word, but I was just asking since I was asked by my company to do a week of Night shift then I'll be back to my normal Day Shift by the next week
and I am gonna say
Might mess you up if only for a week
ok but anyway
2 days is fine, but I can see the slow deterioration this fast for some reason
i would let tosa use me as a punching bag
My last job luckily had no night shifts more tired working two or three extra hours 
Maybe getting older and lazier causes it
True
Damn through 2-88 hours 
Hours?
I just wanna be glad I am not doing night shift, but I guess its just 3 more days left

88 hours of night make sense
Fr
My only problem with my job will be getting to the jobsite
the only night shift thats that long that i would like is 88 hour shift of atago beating the ever loving christ out of me
Important work I have can't do it on night shift lol it's about money in the bag


I need to get an apartment close by
Well the guy I worked for would get you like that, come drive as a relief for someone that's left to go to the dentist and you then finally get home two days later 
So I’ve noticed

Quite a bit
Crazy
Goku Black/Zamasu my favourite dragon ball villain ngl
Better chances of getting an apartment if I have a job, which I managed to land right after High School. Talked with the commune about getting an apartment in some complex were communal workers help me out with daily routines
i take a swig of my brew and then slap my belly and do a hearty santa laugh
Last year a guy that works for him had to get an ambulance called from nearly the having a heart attack surviving on energy drinks
Peak performance
peak male performance
Peqin
the santa claus grindset
Look after your health most important
not worth medical bills for flex
hey can someone say something that i can spin into something depraved about an azur lane character
i need to be funny
It's more to make money, agri work is shit
The laugh attracts people or make them go away
Dude pays flat rate right the way through

No
Have you heard of atago by chance ?
Woshinibaba bro
ATAGO
Penguin
ok, this may be lame SW meme, but 
Me
😔
Penguin sounds cute tho
Takao better muhahahaa
PenQguin
Yeah but
I'm not a penguin
bwahahahaha
Why not all of them anything wrong with that
I guess bro

hohohohohoho
All atago sisters are hot
If you say all then you can't stir the pot 

“Is grass green?”
not always
Papapenquin
Atago is the hottest out of them tho
"hey guys i just found out the color blue is blue
Yes
My wt username woah
Top tier or mid tier today
guys
Takao hottest event Atago thinks so
I got a Takao bodypillow
Death preferably
Has it asked you to dance yet ?
Depends what kind
I recommend rejecting its offer unless you can dance
the alcohol kind
Your brain is massive bro
I love dram

Might be beating mine fr
of course my brain is massive i want azuma to break every bone in my body
Yungry
You have no brain
that cat just like me fr
I run on ddr3
Thinking slows reaction speeds so having no brain dudes probably faster than Billy the kid etc
What's the current impulse ?
Chocolate
Mmmmm
Better be the real chocolate and not that new stuff
I only ate Kinder chocolate when in the US
Bueno
Kinder eggs better
Have you tried Bueno?
Yup
Shit is amazing it’s like cocaine but chocolate
My cod4 gaming food tho used to be 12 happy hippos and 6 lucozades 😋

Akagi best sister
Akagi is a sellout, right?
Sophie raine Kansen
She made a nice Christmas tree tho
no
Is kaga dead or alive in the story atm?
: (
i think so?
iirc shes dead
but we have old kaga's soul data
or whatever
idk if her and cvmagi have physical bodies in the story timeline yet
she become tree
Can't I capture it with necromancy skills and use her to do my bidding ?
@jovial smelt , I found the other gif
dude ..just call kashino to revive
with her massive milk facilities
Rip dunkerque
But where's the fun in that?

bouncing
better to revive a vegan with a steak
I want UR version of her, Biloxi II
biloxy?
Yeah
feet
She is different
When will Fritz mommy come back so that I can get her
Minecraft breast implant mod uses Kashino for the image
Her aura and hairs, looks
ok but what of instead of breast implants it was me implanting my face into atago's bosom
atago has no implants
it's all natural baby
Boob fish
Biggol naturals? 


every bote is all-natural afaik?
as their cellular-cube mandate them to be
yes
we reno now
Tanks might hurt
Nah man all ships girls and inflate or deflate their tits whenever
Just look at Hood
Hipper would go for Sith Lord for that technique
look, no matter how much you multiply 0, it will always be 0
Some boats get rebuilt and or modernized though
bigger natural milkers
reeeeeeeeno
Someone else is clearly happy about her augment
I wonder how thicc a reno skin would be these days
I’d hope they wouldn’t make her thicker.
She’s already at a nice size.
Wtf she has a censored version for her bunny skin that just nerfs her tits.
There was a dark time in al history when cn versions were like half the boob size
Perfect imo
CN Sirius 😭
I saw a new collab with dead or alive xtreme venus vacation
Yeah they announced another rerun in a stream months ago.
A shame it’s DoA of all things but whatever. Better than Idolmaster ig.
I'm gonna be the reddit conservative here and say I wish there was a way to get these designs back. It's never gonna happen, why would it, but having some less egregious alt versions with more realistic tit sizes as a toggle would be great
So much of the modern cast blends together
I don't have those ships, I started to play AL late
Ship girls are just lewd
"reddit conservative" it exist? 
Yeah my only problem with this is it would most definitely add way more blot.
Well they’re all good. I think slightly better than TLR girls if they have their augments?
But ofc overshadowed by other existing girls, especially URs.
i remember ppl compared Nyotengu as a "What Taihou should had been"
I don't even have that much storage left
Nyotengu is just Taihou but she's from Seoul with 50 different facial surgeries done
Under 5 gigs
she's Korean!?
I don't fucking know, she just looks the part of a bodymod-obsessed east-Asian woman
And it's a meme in S-K specifically
most of the censored versions are garbage tho 
Eh
she's a tengu princess, from 8th century
I wish for Azur Lane game optimatsion
It's asking for too much 
could ask that for wuwa too i guess?
Hi guys
as someone who kinda dive into wiki out of boredom, can confirm those version suck ass
Hello
hello
Well there is an upcoming CN anni end of May
Who ever short on cubes should play wise
can you beat azur lane without spending a singular coin
how do you "beat" azur lane?
Ikr
if it's by quitting, then yes
I doubt it
I am not a F2P
Hey man

You’re forced to build a ship when starting the game so no.
say reaching the end of both opsi and story mode
which yeah is impossible
i mean dodging that
then still probably impossible
Not to mention you’ll eventually hit the coin cap and be forced to spend coin to progress.
You could still get URs
I wonder how far you could get though
no gear enhance
From shop exchange
true
If you can spend gems you can get +6 gear
no mlb still
PR ship maybe with p2w
It’d sure as fuck be impossible to clear story mode
and probably gonna have to rely solely on PRs
to even progress somewhere
no augment, gear is as bare as rng lets you
research is useless cuz you need coin to craft
Nah opsi wouldn't be doable either
Highest level regular zones are 114, that's a 14 level gap between a full fleet of 100s with ass gear
that isnt even MLB
pr ship MIGHT have a chance
MIGHT btw
Oh yeah, level 70s lol
you can p2w some PRs
You can technically collect prints through the f2p battlepass track
since technically its "no coins spent"
my friend
the ominous hull construction coin requirement exists
Itd take years to even get 1 of them to level 30 let alone fs5 though
there is a reason i specifically mention p2w, not because you cant get bps, but because you cant even construct them normally
play the game, get rerun events, use rerun tickets to get urs, urs can go to lv100 without limit breaks, get ur gear, good luck 
buhu
Rydic got hacked
i saw that
who can
even then you aint moving past ch11
Just beat it to the starter ship
I prefer to pay for my money
unless you're shoot em up god and can clear w16 with mutsuki fleet
wow that is not good
i returned to azur lane and to this server
anything i missed in like a year and a half
booba
On a serius note
you missed booba
Long Island should be a starter
also cake, you missed elf cake
Albion, my favourite elf
without mlb and +6 gears
I am still using her in my fleet
@jovial smelt John Bart glazer I summon you
Just a less clothed HMS Lion
I have been summoned
I love English
Who tf uses peckish
"Sorry. I'm feeling a little peckish, might grab a snack before getting on"
it's a word
wrong
Microsoft word?

it has that snappy feel to it that fits the meaning
feeling delirious as of now
truly an ectasy of vision
Extravagant noblestone
Diesel John
John 2-stroke
Stroke 2 John
Juan Strickler
free camo
im running out of oil 
thats one juan
juan stricker is another guy
Juan thousand pounds
World of Warships)
You probably drank it all, fatty
yes
had to im fat and hungry
:3
I should wash all my plushies
mirror moment
Why you just got a naval officers hat
I thought you meant the mirror on my night stand for a second
I wear it in public
Along with the great coat
That's tuff ngl
Ty
cute wish i have one
I might buy a British one later
I got one of the russian bullet proof helmets but I dont think I'll take that outside as I might get in trouble
I have sooo many
I had to take off the Soviet star of my admiral cap
It was hard since I only had a kitchen knife
And everything Soviet is made of metal 😭
This coat gonna last longer than me
I got a bunch of stuff like this
I'll show you when I'm off work
Okay baba Q
renolicious
Underboob
Underboobs makes me want to hold the heavy tiddies
Mail, academy, missions
ngl
im really happy seeing this server and the game still active
im happy i came back
i was kinda worried the game was dying

Well it's more niche but yeah it's still there
It's the most affordable gooner game after all
It may not be the best because it's not even fully 3d unlike uhh zenless zone zero?
Good enough still
new to the game, i have none in mail, just collected academy and missions
and still 300 oil
Quit playing I guess
touch grass
just keep playing daily
trust me eventually you'll have more oil than you could ever reasonably spend
best advice i can give
Oh yes - wish i could transfer oil and coins into the storage...
Fkn adorable
She easily has the biggest cake from all shipgirls
This game won't die till Yamato released 
me with a fuck ton of oil but too lazy to spend
why did illinois have to be canceled my state never gets anything good
real
hmm
Wet shirt 
Who this
Viviana
Liar's Bar!?
👅
Floof hour is best hour
More floof. Now. With boobs.
I have soup
anyway, tb
We only need yamato to complete the trio floof
Another clanker?
nah
i hope they add the plastic chair
Ahh ok
she can't clank cuz she doesn't have an actual body to clank with 
What if she has the actual weapon of the yamato?
why not both
Yamato holding a yamato
with a chair that has the yamato
Her ultimate is literally the JCE
i think Neptunia will rerun after DoA this year,trust me.
...then there's Senran trying to ruin my retirement dreams
@sick crest i mean project N is going to release this year (sequel to new link)

Didn't marvelous go bankrupt?
.....I recall Marvelous from a certain game done collabs with Eureka Seven and Code Geass and giving them as mecha skins.....but JP only so that sucks

At least the game kind of sated everyone's copium on the decade-long wait time between Armored Core
didn't t*ncent bought it?
I dont think so 
Yeah, DxM has a sorta sequel game in DxM2
Tencent cant capitalise on that end lmao
No giant boobs
Though again, Marvelous actually popped up one time
Because of DxM being poor man's Armored Core
At the time when Armored Core 5 feels like the definitive end to the title
calculate the chances of either Senran or Neptunia rerunning this year after DoA
okay off topic but the only reason why I even remember tencent was that PUBG knock off they made called rules of survival
Then Elden Ring came up and gave FromSoft enough money to make Armored Core 6
.....All of a sudden I do wonder if Azur Lane couldve gone for something bigger like SNK Vs. Capcom levels of big instead of just DoA
TEKKEN?
Yea
I mean, a noncanon movie existed featuring Alisa and Xiaoyu
My mind momentarily went off to Namco X Capcom
........Actually that works too
imagine you getting REALLY hyped for neptunia rerun this year only for Senran to say "not this time,wacko!" and Manjuu reruns Ninja Flash instead of Visitors From Another Dimension.
Though they kinda ended the plot on a hard note in Project X Zone 2 so I guess thats a coping point
Morning
Evening
I mean, more girls to choose from plus theyre a lot more relevant than the Neptunia girls, so yeah
Good morning Laffey
A Neptunia rerun wouldve meant a giant change on all their existing ships
Ming
morning
Due to how public this server is Imma settle with just "Hai"
Walter lane
Car lanes?
if neptunia reruns,they need to
-buff Purple Heart to Rikka-levels of Usefulness
-buff Green Heart to Klaudia-levels of Usefulness
-buff Black Heart to Tohka-levels
-buff White Heart to Lenja-levels or above

I’m just here
but I do have some enterprise
Nippoli
She's so cute and pretty

Or not, and we can just get them 
I saw that
Whn will PR9 comes
I need more skins of Enty being cool wearing a mogg outfit and being really shy when wearing a skimpy one
Should I make pizza, play video games, read, or sleep

Never
Btw; not that i mind, but why and when was Murmansk declared as utter dork?
Everything but the last one
K
When her boobs got big
Fr, Manjuu should consider making a skin batch that has aura outfits
Dont remember that happen...
It happens to every girl in the game right now
It's like there's an epidemic of Kashino-virus
best tank
MY WIFE IS PURE AND INNOCENT SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
Imagine getting killed by a tank with giant anime humongous breasts on it
Mmmm stockings added

Where are the feet
I mean i know all the "total silly" pics, but i mean also the one "every time this is shard somebody gets turned into a murm"
at this rate I’ve stopped questioning why the boobs get bigger
monkey brain has won me out here
mornin

Gone

ehhehe
I swear ENty has the Rapi problem @stark fox
like she doesnt have enough goin on to be really likable
I think there was a fanfic where the Sirens captured Enty, and almost turn her into a Siren but she got saved, and she's stuck with that body
Idk what that means
We need skins that have knight armour

Why siren give enty big booba
Because they want evil Enterprise to be one of them as a Siren
Considering Enty was number 1 in the first ever poll and the last one, I’d say she has something going for her
I’ll do anything to see a shipgirl dressed in this
Boat
Closest one is our Jeanne face
Very cool design but I need the silver knight armour
I’ll do anything

probably doesn't make sense
since the average plate armour is like
2mm of metal in thickness that's also inferior in quality to warship armour
Just make it thicker
Why is her neck so long and thin
Doesn’t need to make sense as long as I’m happy
Dragon
Or what if they had suits like Britomart or Firefly
Jeanne's structural steel plates (she is mostly unarmoured) probably has several times more armour protection than medieval plate armour
Like you don’t only care about her feet
The Cruiser Jeanne d'Arc was unarmoured except for her ammunition storage i'm pretty sure
is customer king?
since she's supposed to be a training cruiser
you can see her turrets are much wider as well
Does this look furry
It's only a dragon if it comes from the European province of Dragonistan, else its just sparkling worm
compared to the 152mm turrets on the Duguay-Trouin cruisers
Nah she is so mid I don't even care about her feet
it's only a war if it's in the French province of Warre, otherwise it's just a sparkling debate
hoff?
????????????????????
what is blessing my eyes
what did blud expect
hmm
More nudity
Dude said a Loli showed up in one of the download loading screens and he immediately uninstalled
Almost caved my face in from the facepalm
well let him stay away from the game
we don't want stupids like him
DDD boobs = loli
Like, I can understand something like "the gameplay doesn't appeal to me". But...a loading screen?
It's their problem
Honestly
I too would uninstall myself if faced with a loli
You now need to uninstall
If i ever see one, that's the end of the line for me 
Getting my weapon ready right now
you still haven't though
Even though you've atleast seen a lot of lolis
Hi guys
Run
what weapon
I want belly dancer skins
I have a thing for oriental belly dancers
Now do it
He said ingame
From what
hey hey nerdak
where is north dakota

shit yourself now
no
Up your ass
looser
Is this guy a belly fetish?

Something awakened in me.
death comes for thee
How manu z classes are in the game
because you flashbangin
1
Z52 
I confused z11 with z1 imma kill myself
the grinding chick
hi
Who tf are you and why did you send me a friend request
And you also have fucking casual va added
am sorry about that
can you accept it just wanna discuss with you personally yk
I guess vro
Bro wants to be friendly 

lowkey better that p3 reload didnt have kotone
imagine that Ken romance in the big 24

I better not see you post mrbeast vbucks in 10 minutes.
me fondling big tiddies
A lot
he didn't send a link yet
Yet
name checks out
Surely it can't happen from just discord right-
nice knowing you torp
Well if he does I'm simply not clicking it
Goodbye
Make sure to report them to a mod if they do
we loving enty now?
Yeppers
eys
No we are not loving Enty rn.
enty is bland
but booba
In fact, we’re hating her with even fiber of our being rn.
This is true, we're waiting for torp to become compromised
What kinda fuckass wetsuit has a hole on the chest btw
she's cute
Shipgirls armpits and belly
and booba now
Helena’s near peak.
kinda ruins the point
what about hornet
one where the zipper is in the front
someone who wants to drown i guess
Dont let this man go near a shipgirl he'll start licking there belly
That's adorable... Peak... In my veins
smite
idk about drowning, but it's gonna get cold AF
We do not want to buy your stolen models, sir.
is not a stolen model i made it my self
Nothing wrong with that
Sure fam
Dear god
why are you advertising them here
is this a stolen model to you??

what is moving the hand meant to tell us brochaco
Eh...fair enough but i don't like people with foot fetishes
can anyone dm me
what did they do to you?
Hes most likely bored
so, discord isn't hiding the messages as it usually does with a likely spammer tag but doesn't let me click on the replies to jump to the messages
The shock from cold water could cause you to drown ig. But shipgirl blah blah still stupid.
Probably tied up to a stake and molested him
Got blackmailed a long time ago got my address leak,death threats and even gore
He erps on there
makes sense
@moderator please respond
all checks out
what
smite
😢
can i get some context or do i have to backread ughhhh
backread
There is no comtext
to understand why
He came Outta nowhere
random guy joined and asked someone to dm him
And sent frq to me
ok
and started spamming questionable stuff
And now he's doing this
then posted 'his' vr chat models
omfg why do i have acutal ban perms it messes up the command
ok but u still dont need to insult
just ping mods
/ban 1447917456092827688 joined to advertise
joshef0312#0 got banned. Reason: joined to advertise
so anyway, qt independence
INDEPENDANCE!!!!! HELL YEAH
me when I can't even say something corresponding to their actual behaviour
do u really want to continue this?
because i can just give u a flat warning for using autistic as an insult
Torp drop it twin
Mods always win
alright I just wanted to say that
You can go back to the mod den ma’am
wet wife

Wet life
wet work
define good tonk








