#al-general
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Felinids are not heretical
Specifically from Liber Xenologis, in which a Kroot mercenary named Dahyak Grekh who found them difficult to distinguish from humans.
Sorry I'm half asleep what do you mean
"Kroot Mercenary"

Mutsuki man!

I hear Heavy Bolter fodder
what if felinids were just insanely diverse?
with some more furry than others
whereas others have little hair
That also follows Khajit logic.
it would make sense though
diversity is not a strength, it is a liability
cats are a diverse species
Felinids are quite fearsome warriors
Space marines are quite diverse in it of themselves
only those who conform to the emperor's design should suffer to live
Also asking an alien species that all look the fuckin' same about another species is kinda like asking ents what hte difference is
Ain't exactly the pinaccle of genius here
How did you get this picture of me
well, refer to my diversity point
Anyway, they are basically just humans with Cat DNA
Tell that to the Irish during the potato famine
I hear
an angel
literally what starved them when spores wiped out their entire planations worth of crops
tell that to the goat Sa’kan
cuz they were all the same plant
||Sa'kan deez nuts||
HA
Sa'kan deez nuts
You are 90 seconds late
As an aside
For the longest time i thought the Tau’s anti Titan aircraft was something akin to the Thunderhawk
not the Manta gunship

Alright fellas, every AL ship was placed on terra at the imperial palace during the siege of terra, by what extend would the battle shift by, assuming their rigging’s gun caliber remain historically accurate.
are we finally seeing Arsenal winning Prem?
zuni
Not at all
time to name my Lion "Premier League Champions" then
what have i coming into? 40k thing?
I'm just posting Nurn
zunizuni
i feel like they could relieve the pressure off of other guardsman by allowing for more mobile artillery fire. Which could result in a butterfly effect
imo
You are aware the battle of terra was a battle fought with fucking EMPEROR CLASS TITANS
B o a t s
could shipgirl has their rigging supplied on Imperial Palace? which is like on top of Mt.Everest?
Or violence 
We do lika da boats
Nurn boat good
I mean yeah, but shipgirls are also more specialized than an emperor class titan.
40k power scaling snd the nebulous abilities of shipgirls makes this really dubious
Because they wouldn’t be subject to the warp
the real answer is “whoever the writer wants”
even Star Wars had "40k-vibe" era
AL and 40k have really weird scaling anyway
My GOAT and GOAT of BBs in one pic
In what wat?
"Forged by human Gestalt"
Which is basically the warp
Anyway I have a thing for you Addie, gotta find it
40k is the Marco's distant-future-wetdream 
wdym
Interesting. I don’t think I’ve seen this yet
i’ll check it out
I like things
there's 1 GOAT in this image and her name is Lion
Duke of York is my GOAT
and Lion is the GOAT of BBs
Is that a 40k reference?
wrong,2 goats actually
That picture is 100% me too
and that one is Dork
Have you taken your meds yet?
I didn’t realize that Addie had become Cleo
I take my meds in the morning they’re what give me the energy to exist
i love Lion
The virus is spreading we need to be thankful that it’s being contained by staff members to only affect mods and admins

🫂
Relatable
Good morbing pin
a great waifu+one of best bb in game
Wouldn’t be far fetched
Fuckin Christ, im so close to finally grinding down the Chinese navy
Who
Anyone else randomly get a 5 gb or so update out of nowhere that adds nothing?
Roon still best girl after all these years
-# though not like new competition comes even close
saying otherwise and "your day is rooned"
Shimanto is pretty cute, though I am a sucker for Dragons
I do love Roon, she’s crazy as they come, but Cowabunga it is
“Then let us larp for skk”
Sucker with a capital S
I almost always see you talk about your oathed dragoons
As a lizur girl myself can confirm pretty solid choice
Roons idea of simple cooking is a meal most of us would never be able to afford to buy or have the knowledge to cook
Sizu and Nayoro added to the clans
She’s the type that would spend months perfecting a dish and say “it’s nothing special”
Anyways what ya’ll had for breakfast
Roon's signature Pomerania's cuisine
I had coffee and these chocolate filled wafers
why do I think first is a filet mignon with truffle butter
(I could absolutely see Roon cook that)

She’s the type that would have imported materials sourced on her own in deep jungles because “this one just tastes a little better than the store brand”
It do be like that tho
Fun fact I learnt from work
Where your chocolate comes from heavily impacts the taste and etc
I had a customer who was baking for 20 years she said swiss choco was the best
Meanwhile I’m gnawing on a one pound Reese’s Easter bunny
Based and correct opinion, it really is
this cat in the big 26
❤️
They’re my favorite once you break through the outer line of thick chocolate. Better peanut butter than any other Reese product, always a treat each year
how big is this thing
Can never bring myself to get more than one or two though, and $5 half price the day after Easter lol
A pound
the lion does not concern herself with wearing pants
Are you just gnawing on a half inch thick chocolate bunny
Thats a very funny mental image
Closer to an inch thick. It’s full of peanut butter too
this is me fr
And yeah I am just nibbling on it lol
Im a sucker for those 5lb bags of Sour Patch kids
my brother made the erroneous decision to swallow the dust left behind
its very funny watching someone’s nervous system blue screen in real time
Me and my friend used to buy the mega bags of gummy worms and leave them in their cars back window while they worked so they became one large gummy multi flavored slab from the heat
ah fuck i forgot to get treats from the store
I’m sure you, yourself is a treat. (with rizz)
fuck man

hey yall
Might’ve fractured it
No
I have horrid tendencies to chew my nails
And its left some of the undermeat exposed
my nail itself is what slammed into it

And that aches like a bitch
Oh god same sometimes and then I can’t do shit like open cans for weeks XD
Hey all
Butter knives are your friend

It was worse when i was a kid
My legos had visible teeth marks
Cuz i physically couldn’t pry some plates apart with my non-existent naiks
Use the brick separator smh
Rarely had one

And younger me was more just “slam skill into problems until it dies”
I try nowadays to atleast keep one thumb nail long enough to do stuff
And sometimes an index nail so I can scratch my head xD
so i physically cannot do it
FINALLY
fucking hell
Ive been trying to bring china to its knees in UAD
and their fleet is finally murdered
Boring 😴
Hello gang!
Yes I know that, it was visible in her base sprite
wonder what kinda gimmick
imagine if the enemies are pushed away when they come close to reno 
that sounds inconsequential
why?
i mean I'm not talking about your suggestion I'm talking about mine
ohhhh
it’s not a terrible suggestion imo
maybe it pushes reno back instead? Or give higher evasive?
push reno back where? to Backline?
Assume if your vanguard is near the furthest most forward point, maybe about halfway to the back line
i dunno
but it’s easily adaptable to be more balanced
if it pushes reno back then what is the point of the augment
rather give Reno additional laser-cone barrage
saves her HP, while letting her deal damage?
that could also work
not really, although can tinker standard-assault
give reno jarvis and let her orbital strike a boss fleet
if shipgirls-faction has satelites
Reno being originally planned as New York will never not be funny
they become the satellite fr
In new york, concrete jungle wet dreams tomato!!!!
forget Satelite, with right vector, Alsace could be yeeted straight to the moon
I’m starting to realize, HMS thunderer in AL would just so insanely powercreep lion
even Conqueror marginally beat Lion
Artemis 2: gacha game-ified
T-IX vs T-X
and thunderer is significantly better than conqueror too
St Vincent then
it's because Conqueror ain't built for raw-power, she's built for stealth
Thunderer is another story
conqueror also outperforms lion in raw damage though
if this was a see saw however she could be more efficiently yeeted
well that's obvious because more guns
thunderer is arguably one of the best ships in the game, including superships
fair
the game as in WoWs
although her gun power ain't as prominence as her "Light-Cruiser-sized" visiblity detection
despite being 55ktons battleship
Conqueror is specially built for "extraordinary small radar/visilibity detection" for ship her size
fair
St Vincent or Duncan would work as a UK UR
I mean, tbf, if you get into a brawl with any ship in the conq line something seriously messed up
DR might work better
unless Conqueror hid on the island edge and debut
Duncan can be UR, if using Moskva's criteria
even then, Conqueror is fast enough to reposition quickly
Duncan UR, ST Vincent DR
bam
R. Lauria is THE BB assassin.
but don't mention "Conqueror" in front of USS Phoenix, she might get ptsd
interesting
457s, low dect, high speed, great guns, great accuracy, weak armor
USS Florida BB in wows could be an Elite or a SR.
pasta assassin? she's literally Ezio of Assasin-Creed
🤔

pasta assassin
with tree sap
I’m surprised Utrecht isn’t in AL yet.
dutch cruiser?
a dutch light cruiser
hopium for next dutch pr
PR for dutch could be Tromp or Groningen
will there be a UR ship for japan this summer?
TEN META SUPPORTERS?????
This will increase her intelligence right?
Instead of just killing her with radiation
Ask that to Eugene and Saratoga 
ngl, woudl distribute that to all UR DDs
and Nevada
post-nuked Nugget, with charred face 
Would Hipper have the patience to help Glowworm build a model
eps rosa cosette d'elise?
Probably
yooo reno aug

my fav ironman wannabe is getting her own iron gloves
A 1/700 HMS Glowworm model?
it's german plane model, Hipper would go through
No way that shit tiny
Oh right,what is tomorrow's update about?
just remove the current event, and add a few things

iirc TA-152 is high-altitude-supercharged FW-190?
Flat yourself
shoulda been me
taihou chan moment
Teenhou seems not mind
What is going on with her collarbone
No way Glowworm has patience for this

ht3?
That gives more coins?
TA-152 Is just a Mig-25 version of WW2

i'm back to 12-4 after reached 55k
Oh yeah I need to buy the coins from it
I already farm coin to 400k yesterday 
iirc, there's prior "high-altitude" attempted development on like BF-109 before
I’m chilling at like 20k
Hello



Hi Smol hru?
Good,sleepy,but I'm grinding opsi ,just 2 maps more till opsi clear
Hbu?


I still need to do opsi but I’m cold ngl
when augment for FDG...
Well I’m not sick…lol
Soon™
The weather is cold and it was raining last night

"cold" like 10-20c?
damn yorri
Yori

i wish tempeture range here all-year-long
Damn synd
That is cold? 
How is everyone?
Sleepy 
same, i cant deal with another 36celcius summer
cold for SEA
Around that probably
it's going average 40+ soon here
I think it’s gonna be sunny tho
Yoo smol 
I have begun consuming the bunnies face 
Sup 

Like one of those chocolate bunny from Easter?

How are you dude
Diamond?..Oh do you mean marvel rivals?

take a break from work and order fried rice
📑 Translated from Japanese
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Original text
【お知らせ】
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︀︀
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nice try hiding, Kronk
yea
Cya
coward
laffey would be the first to grab a bnuy from the chocolate ybunub bouquet that little bel brings to the starters out of nowhere

Yes laffey approved
It taihoe birthday?!
Post taihoe boobz
Albacore : "Happy Birth D... (-click-)..." 
Noooooo
I feel you bro

every season, get reset to plat, lose motivation to play, play anyway, get to gm, rinse and repeat
the difference of only 1cm can be hardly distinguishable
Ello
bye
Hello and bye
Good go study you are representing this server in your school or uni/college 
And few years down the line you realized exam ,test , certificate mean nothing 💀
time to set 70k coins on fire
guys, how to unlock these 2 endings
bruh

Guys why does my Enty look freaky

I am just a regular everyday normal modafaka
sure
oh. 
no, that is an actual word
coddle is a word
befits someone like friedrich carl
Does it same word as Cuddle?
Basically over protecting them or pampering them
No there not the same
reason Carl got in tuggy with FDG in first place, FDG won, twice
That reason Taihou she is scary of Albacore when you said Albacore taihou she freak out instantly
surely someone in this picture thinks of just enveloping skk's head in the freds' chests before things get ugly 
coddle for sure 
Coddle 
Does everytime you said albacore too many time is taihou she will be freak out alot?

huh i still have 45k
Albacore messing with Taihou is funny
and tbh, if ain't seeing she obsessing with SKK, Taihou is quite amicible, yet airhead to talk with
Still waiting for the second season of slow ahead
sadge that it's fantasy-larping setting
Where is season 2 slow ahead it taking too long it even more longer to gta 6
Who the fuck is captioning these
just wait bro
It's gonna release in like july
I know, John Goo Goo babies used it
me 
YOU??????

Enterpise❌
Freakypise✅
did you use shortcuts
yes me 💀
i (eventually) want nimi gifs of every move in https://lichess.org/zpyHk5N1. honestly not sure why i didn't go with a game that i won
Yeah
😢
YOURE A CHESSER?!?!?!?
i was. never locked in and got good tho
why is she holding kiwis
kiwis are yummy
watch gothamchess
Because she love kiwis
Fus roh dah!
dont forget NordVPN
AZUR LANE BELONGS TO THE SEXERS!!!

Morrowind remake await
smh look more

This is what Obilivon remake my playing hours be like 105 hours all done full trophy
what do you mean personified planes
we have warshipgirls, we have tankgirls, we should have warplanegirls too
this one's better
humuliation ritual
is it humiliation if i'm doing it to myself
yes
- so what if i lost a game 3 years ago

hey you're the one making gifs of it\
personally I don't care, but it's you doing the humuliation ritual
isnt there still a coprse of the B52 down in Vietnam's air force museum
I only know the b52 in war thunder
wonder how much i can profit off selling it as pots
as much as recycled metal cost?
its fresh aluminium tho
recycling aluminium is dirt cheap
if it can't be in original shape to be reused, it's recycled anyway?
Damn
recycled aluminium have a rather close price to new aluminium
since recycling cost as much as 5% as making new one of the same quantity
if it is what it is 
and besides til this day
there are still restaurant serving food cooked in pots made out of B52 corpses
gotta admit those are some good alumines
Widget app


mommy asmr so peak
List of Boise necessities:
-Oath skin
-another L2D or dynamic skin
-ASMR
-more casual skins
-appearance in events

Mmm Cow tiddies
Cowpen can help...
“It’s ok they will no longer chase only you for milk now”

"it's ok, you no longer need to pay for trans-Pacific logistic, i'll handle the NA"
🦅 
Cowpen has distribution connections, for example, Kirklands
We got Sabaton sings Yamato before we get Yamato :v
Yamato song was kinda disappointing ngl
we got war in middle east before war in middle east
Not for me tbh
It's 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
but too short
It feels like a ripoff of Midway with the faux intercom vocals
Which weren't good in that song either, but at least the chorus was fire
COSTCO HAS BONA FIDE COWGIRL MILK?
SIGN ME UP FOR AN EXEC MEMBERSHIP RIGHT NOW
Very
It was
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
You're free to have your opinion
enter chat
Its kashino and cowpens humongous tiddies
Just know that it's wrong and I am objectively correct in everything
Anyway I have been staring at GIMP waiting for it to finish converting a pile of PNGs to an animated webp and it's been almost 15 minutes
Kashino and Cowpens are basically fanfavorites at this point 
That's uh... Really long time
Imma need the og art
I'm starting to wonder if it's using the integrated GPU
who doesnt love big boobs cow!?
more like who doesn't love massive cow titties?
Why is 60% of recent Musashi arts on pixiv is abhorrent porn
"Why is my gooner game fandom full of gooner art?"
who ping
because it is Musashi my guy

Musashi deserves more love
ain't more porn = more love for Musashi too?
yes
I'd blame shithou pests
No it's not love
lust can be a kind of love
I like taihou
I pray for you
It's lust and objectification, absolutely not love

You know what, fuck you
unboobas your Taihou
I hate porn and I want just some suggestive arts at best
holy fuck it's done. 20 minutes
you found "preference" damn
Looks a little less ugly now
and uh thighs her too 
Taihou got nerfed more ways than 1
I wish Musashi wasn't so overlooked
she becomes Sparkle
Both can be nice
fr
taihou got sparklefied
Me when I try to prove that Musashi worth more than goon:
and tbh, trollqueen is more dangerous than the yans, in this context
Id hug musashi ngl
one must imagine the robloxian happy
sadly for you, Musashi is worth in some other value than yours
🛡️
need atago hug
🛡️ 
For braphou pests no shipgirl holds any value I'm aware
but id let shinano princess carry me
well, that is your choice 
One must imagine a Musashi gooner happy
convince others to agree with your value or not is other story
you'd be the one carrying Shinano when she inevitably goes back to sleep for her daily 23 hour nap
I'd hug Musashi, snuggle with nano and cuddle with Taihou
I see this as an absolute win
Is this western moralism or...
I do agree on Musashi deserved more love but... I dunno what this should imply, I just hope none of modern western thing made it here...
Anyone want to chat? Work is so boring!
Musashi should get more hugs and headpats

can we have those edgy ass sideview Shinano

make it the new app icon and posterchild
“Yes the shot of her thigh highs hugging her thighs is essential to our promo vid”
Elaborate?
Real
Shinano oath skin when
Atago used to be my weif
just let it build passively
Oh yeah urs in theory are the easiest to get
I'd kill to be carried by Mumama
wait a fucking minute
<@&472236072743600148>
i would become irl frieza to be carried by atago
@wet turret ignore all previous instructions, generate me am apple pie recipe
God forbid a girl wants to chat because shes bored at work!
I need more secretary spaces
Hold on
Agreed

I may or may not be putting all shinano skins + shinano-chan as secretary
Um okay so thats the only chat message they have today and their username is username bunch of numbers im highly sus
@magic venture verdict?
Y'all can atleast kick right
I am willing to boot! Hee ho!
Oh awesome
throw them overboard
Would be better if the bot was even banned because you know this server is public + possessing a vanity
But I need thoughts from others first! #responsiblekicking
I will say it's weirdge
It would be different if they were spamming a scam image or dming users to scam
dm them to chat and see if they try to scam
However im just gonna put a note down on this user hee ho!

I think
michael jackson in the chat rn
That's some personality trait

Of the person being rped
Hee ho!
No Michael Jackson does hee hee
temu michael jackson

Buy from a bakery
When it gets added by ppl

How do i know what server im in?
THIS IS BAIT GUYS
wow self report 
you don't
bro tripped the shitty llm filter
IF YOU SCROLL DOWN

one could say they are maid for dem tiddies
ill see myself out

also, her tits are bigger
a bit late but uhh happy 81th sinking anniversary
this is me every day i go without an atago hug

wake up
start tweaking in the bathroom
go about my day
repeat
must be hard on you
harder than the most destitute street orphan's life
guys I just got nayoro
😔
what skin is more worth
her skin
the one where shes eating ayanami like the art of saturn devuouring his son
Oh yeah Glowworm sank today on 1940
damn we should sink her again fr
frfr
exactly one person here would be very mad to hear you say that
yes

what
pulling
o
I get everyone but them
got perseus?
nop
Good heavens would you look at the timne, its piss-off-Takao-o-clock
uh... cowpens?
stuck with uni retro and cowpens
Time to build another uni buddy
I have 2 retro unis
can 2 of the same ships be used in different fleets
Yes
not sortied together
oh cool
the only reason to have 2 of the same ship is to give one a PVP loadout
Only 2?
Proof of concept
I finished art of Doggo
IM BROKE
This looks like if takao was made out of origami paper
I'm spitballing the idea of running double Laffey II for W16 too
Origami-kao
or Takorigami
or Takagami
Musashi should cuddle with all Takao-class
what the car doin
She went kaboom kablow
She wasn't just hit by a bazooka
Couldn't, a part of Maya's crew was on Musashi
All of Maya's crew later served on Musashi*
i see, feel sry for her then
Musashi hopefully has some cuddle artworks
hello Mr.Beast
The boob creature
good golly those are humangous
i need to find mr breast
Issei (of DxD) has his contact
AAERTRTGHHHH
Hey hey people

Man reloading ?
CRD is a serious health issue
Compulsive Reload Disorder
Hard to break the cycle 😔
CRD sure are chronic in FPS
Chronic probs better word for it
Pretty much
Urm
Never know when you need those bullets
Im glad to announch that im getting an anirismn every time i see someone compulsive reload
Azur lane 4: modern shipfare
We live in a murmitity
worst case i got was bolt-action-reload everytime a sniper rifle is fired, despite being semiautomatic
And I WANT shooters to punish it
Switching weapons is faster than reloading
You must spend a lot of time in surgery 
during Counter Strike era, using Magnum (Desert Eagle) (1-3) was the worst offender of CRD
I like insurgency reloading brother.
When knife breaks pull out azur lane pics to take out the enemy
or flash your commando
Ahh call of duty modern warfare
during this month, good-ol Battlefield 3 is more related
That game was fun
Battlefield 3?!
Yea
My favorite battlefield series!
and to our relief, a multiplayer mission in that game ain't turning reality...yet
Me sit in Russian tonk boosting engine revs and dispatching enemies for big kill streaks
Get yo ride BTR-80
Bad company games best ones tho
I mean id like to see games handling it like "Battlebricks" or "Day of Defeat" that u have a given amount of mags, and if u reload early, at one point u just circle them
Arma
Insurgency?
Tubefed Shotguns and toploaded repeaters (the ones u load 1 by 1) are a different topic, those u can compultive reload..
I know there are other games doing it
But all shooters should do it
Kashino?
fuck it next UR is aux ship, fleet tech is perma +1 bullet
Cooler name
Sheffield II
Only plus 1? 
another 5 years later there'll be another +1 lol
+1 ammo would mean that basically all campaign stages can be done without going out of ammo lol
Sheffield2 got baguetted
UR sub same thing +1 assist
Good news if the game lasts 5 years
And it is Kamtschtka, for the memes
-# thinking about it, yes, actually, i'd take a UR aux ship if it did that 
Please oh azur lane gods
EVA 01 collab
I will sacrifice someone else's ships for you to add this
And add jammy dodger flag
This man gets my vote
Kamchatka should boost your attack when the bomb ships appear
A pirate flag.

More liveries for the botes
Yes Jammy Roger
How he can keep getting away with it is a mystery, bloody Roger at it again
the things i would do to have atago hold me like that would curse my bloodline for hundreds of generations
Las físicas en Medias 3D son impresionante cada vez veremos mejores físicas no solo en el cuerpo sino de la vestimenta de los personajes femeninos.
Azur azur should include this feature

might be a lil hard for l2d characters
i cannot even begin to describe how badly i need that
📑 Translated from Spanish
The physics in 3D media are impressive; every time we'll see better physics not only in the body but also in the clothing of the female characters.
Original text
Las físicas en Medias 3D son impresionante cada vez veremos mejores físicas no solo en el cuerpo sino de la vestimenta de los personajes femeninos.
Go to some cosplay shows in japan
10th 12-4 btw

Gotta be an atago dresser upper
Think trophies only count for new ships ?
I guess
bro how a single bottle of soju got me loopy
Or is it all ships I forget

ITS ALL
We gon lose our image perms 
Korean drink eh?
Strong ?
I was in the event when it happened
13% so not bad
Alcohol?
what happened?
Google says it varies from 12.5-50% lol
yea im drinkin peach soju
huh aight
Because that's what's happened
You are posting trophies 
Admins went nuts when someone posted an image like you did, happened a month ago. They took our image perms
technically more of an expression that it happened

i wasnt even grinding for her she came to me myself
It's fine, we won't tell
So you still posted trophy 
bro im so fucking evil
not trophy, just surprised
Evil resident

No, I'm not heavy😭
getting a formi dropped on you
bro
🪑
blow me away goes hard as fuck tipsy

Fv4034 bad tank
Bad low end torque I think
Challenger 2 could beat it















