al-general

[empty eagle]

8 mid missiles

[vestal briar]

Mirage 2000s are so good

[gentle charm]

I see now difference between fucking a 5'6" woman and a 6'8" one

[trim gyro]

just a cheap way to get the coolest mechs out of the setting IMO

[empty eagle]

rafale mmmmghs

[vestal briar]

Skyflash df are really good

[empty eagle]

huh?

[silver bear]

Damn

[gentle charm]

F4 is good

[empty eagle]

They’re alright when they want to be

[silver bear]

I understand why he left

[empty eagle]

F4 mid

looks great

[gentle charm]

Lets make out

[empty eagle]

but performance is straight booty

[silver bear]

considering that even as he fought towards terra, he was already having the house lords tearing the Hegemony to splinters

[empty eagle]

And ask our children their opinion?

Sure

[gentle charm]

I am unryu

[empty eagle]

mmmmmgh

[empty eagle]

how much you wanna crack

[glacial valve]

[vestal briar]

Thank you

[hard vine]

wuh

[empty eagle]

F4 performance kinda sucks i can’t lie

[trim gyro]

battletech makes a lot more sense if you remember that it is a wargame and the story will always be written to result in more war

[hard vine]

Which F4?

[silver bear]

idm the story

[empty eagle]

every F4 in UK air tree

[silver bear]

Or that war is always inevitable

[empty eagle]

and F4E

[silver bear]

these are nations with conflicts going back a thousand years

Give or take

[vestal briar]

They have better engines

[hard vine]

UK phantoms sure, but the E?

only the japanese E stinks

[empty eagle]

better engines don’t make up for A2A performance

[vestal briar]

I don't know they kind of do

[empty eagle]

the E is inconsistent for me

[hard vine]

Meanwhile the Kurnass is the E but better

[empty eagle]

nah, go as fast as you want, if you can’t lock onto a target, your missiles lowkey useless

[trim gyro]

if you have enough thrust, you don't need lift

[hard vine]

Phantom radar is fine

[empty eagle]

F4 design philosophy

[empty eagle]

it’s alright. IMO

[sick crest]

🫑

[vestal briar]

That's why you got a thing called a 'gun'

Idk I really enjoy playing them

[empty eagle]

tornados are just better for me

and the harriers

[vestal briar]

I agree

[empty eagle]

not as fast as the phantom

[vestal briar]

Love the tonkas

[empty eagle]

but god the harriers are great

The existence of tornadoes in the UK air tree make the F4 pretty much irrelevant

[vestal briar]

Yeah

I like the Jag too

The gr1a is good for a 10.7 line

[empty eagle]

fr

and then there’s the jaguars in the UK air tree too

[vestal briar]

That's what I'm saying

[empty eagle]

Phantoms just aren’t competitive when taking into account the rest of the UK air tree

[empty eagle]

at the same BR

[gentle charm]

@hard vine

[trim gyro]

Ace Combat 7 managed to annoy me a bit with the F-35 and F-22, real life ones can be pointed straight up and can literally hover in place that way with no user input, AC7 has them fall towards horizontal like every other plane

[empty eagle]

Project wingman supremacy

[vestal briar]

I don't even really play too much air

[hard vine]

Troika is for seniors and people in midlife crisis

[vestal briar]

Chill bro no-ones gonna take it from you

[gentle charm]

Subaru

[empty eagle]

AL should make a ship with similar personality to Prez from project wingman

[trim gyro]

PW has magic harriers, they don't actually VTOL, they just don't have a stall speed

[empty eagle]

oh dang

[gentle charm]

I yungry

[empty eagle]

PW is more fun imo

[vestal briar]

I yungry too

[sick crest]

Yungry

[vestal briar]

Yungry

[gentle charm]

💓

[gentle charm]

I am on my pc, @vestal briar

I had this ww1 Inline six engine

It's a 16.6L S6

making 500 hp

[vestal briar]

Cool

DM your user name

[solid whale]

guys

my cat is sleeping

shh

[gentle charm]

LowlyMaidSirius

[vestal briar]

Ok sorry

[vestal briar]

Oki

[solid whale]

all g

[gentle charm]

juy

[vestal briar]

?

[gentle charm]

when play?

[vestal briar]

Doing the event rn

[gentle charm]

ah

[vestal briar]

I'm 200 points off you gotta be kidding

[gentle charm]

off what

I love these graphics

[vestal briar]

The April fools

[glacial valve]

1600/7700

[vestal briar]

Just packed unryuu for the second time ffs

[stable plank]

the

[gentle charm]

I just wanna climb to spaceeeee

[vestal briar]

Accidentally went into an actual game and crashed so now I'm bloody crew locked

Genuinely going to put a hand though my monitor

[gentle charm]

bloody hell

[solid whale]

man these lanes sure are azur

[vestal briar]

When are they not

[gentle charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vivi-vivi-j-2

these residents sure are evil

[gentle charm]

do we play now, or?

[vestal briar]

Going to go eat

[gentle charm]

ah

at 9pm??!

supper?

[vestal briar]

7pm for me

[gentle charm]

oh

mb

yeah

8pm here

[solid whale]

kinda wild how my kitten is like 6 months old and is almost as big as my adult cats

[solid whale]

are they eating squid

[gentle charm]

I went 800km/h in J20

[slate halo]

Appears so

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-cute-dog-sleep-animals-piesek-gif-2337417170965225731

[vestal briar]

Halo weapons

[slate halo]

I wonder what Anson's redesign will look like.

[worthy pagoda]

Yes

[solid whale]

[vestal briar]

No UNSC L

[solid whale]

nah UNSC W

the indomitable spirit of mankind > better tech

[vestal briar]

No that's what I'm saying

[slate halo]

I'm not against lolis, It's just wrong that she's a loli while her sisters aren't.

[worthy pagoda]

needler is missing

[vestal briar]

They aren't using any unsc guns

[gentle charm]

pilot stare

[vestal briar]

Cute selfie

[gentle charm]

thats me fr

[vestal briar]

I added you btw

[light fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2041360893385334848

33 (@mimii_nekoneko)

樫野ラフ🫶

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 7, 2026, 3:42 AM

Holy

[glacial valve]

2 entra oxygen tanks

[stark fox]

Yes

[light fable]

No problems floating xD

[glacial valve]

Correct

XD

[gentle charm]

yay

[icy herald]

fried squid honestly does sound good right about now

[solid whale]

savages

[stark fox]

They are basically just chewing on the hood of the squid

Apparently it’s a trendy thing

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-gif-5928675730449509852

[slate halo]

I guess thats Bri'ish f'yah.

[icy herald]

yall never had fried calamari?

[light fable]

Nope

I am not a fan of seafood as a whole

[worthy pagoda]

I did

I eat a lot of seafood

[solid whale]

as far as seafood goes i only really like fish

[slate halo]

You know, I actually have a real corn cob pipe that I bought from the same company that made General Macarthur's pipe. It's the same one he smoked.

[icy herald]

sweet

[teal girder]

Seafood is good, need to spit bone and shells isn't

[icy herald]

true

[surreal cypress]

is there pins for ending guides for the event?

[pastel moat]

I'm not sure I ever brought this up here, but "mayo slices" exist

[gentle charm]

@vestal briar

killed two BF109s

one by shooting it in the butt, the other I cut

[stark fox]

Hey look

#off-topic

A convenient place to display your Plane game

[ocean pawn]

but muh sakawa

[light island]

[jovial smelt]

I awake

[ocean pawn]

woke

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-endfield-endfield-paypal-endfield-paypal-perlica-gif-1076085053975771351

[jovial smelt]

Np

[gentle charm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/paypal-arknights-endfields-ebPsC4RQmkSG0UMZPv

[jovial smelt]

[shut crane]

honse

[jovial smelt]

Should i smash?

[gentle charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/endfield-perlica

[novel bobcat]

why the cat manjuu

[jovial smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/satono-diamond-licking-screen-uma-musume-slurp-satono-gif-2648794264059555670

[stark fox]

That’s their office cat

[jovial smelt]

[stark fox]

Do not question the almighty office cat

[static sparrow]

Do not the cat

[novel bobcat]

oh theres another slide

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/chen-arknights-chen-qianyu-chen-arknights-endfield-gif-18168964414162263000

[shut crane]

why not the cat?

[jovial smelt]

[gentle charm]

u poor now

I did giver you nitro though

[stark fox]

Remember to tame your dragon

[shut crane]

honestly, I'm surprised they even have a site, or that it's even in english

[jovial smelt]

[jovial smelt]

Sendai class

Image she's seeing Iowa while having 150mm guns

[gentle charm]

W19 clears house

nuke that bastard

[pastel moat]

That chen is wife

The old one sucked

[gentle charm]

crazy

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-arknights-chen-gif-22725148

[stark fox]

Fun fact:
it’s the same person

[pastel moat]

Nope

[stark fox]

Yes

It literally is

[icy herald]

I SHALL OBLITERATE MY ENEMIES AND SALT THE EARTH

because the W19 is funny to use.

[stark fox]

It is all of Ch’en’s memories uploaded to a new body

[gentle charm]

"but yamato has bigger gun"

okay, but I got a nuclear shell. you gonna use your firework shell?

[lilac merlin]

I unfortunately had downloaded LDplayer again.

Im sadge

[stark fox]

Neither ship would willingly use those against other ships

[novel bobcat]

pulls out the almightly beehive confetti cannon

[gentle charm]

the firework shell might do well against a PT boat

https://klipy.com/gifs/tara-first-i-was-afraid

[pastel moat]

Chen Qianyu (new Chen) is a distant relative/descendant of Chen Hui-chieh (original Chen) if I remember right. Most other recurring characters are Reconveners (clones made by Warfarin from Originium data).

[solid whale]

car

[stark fox]

Dragon cop cute

[stark fox]

And also the first of the game breaking bullshit characters

[icy herald]

armor doesn’t matter when I lob a shell the size of a Volkswagen and the explosive force of 400,000 trucks of TNT

[stark fox]

Cool, who the fuck cares

[icy herald]

aye you have a point

[solid whale]

kaboom

[pastel moat]

It always bugs me when I see big branch horns like that

[gentle charm]

real shit

[pastel moat]

You must be very careful turning corners

[stark fox]

Japanese Dragons

[gentle charm]

Japanese armour cracks anyway

[icy herald]

anyways imma just leave this here

[pastel moat]

Thank you

[pastel moat]

We need the background spirit as a ship

[stark fox]

Yura is a cutie though

Very precious and wholesome

[solid whale]

we need uhhh

[pastel moat]

True, but upgrade is back there

[solid whale]

dope ass fucking skeleton with a cigar as a ship

[pastel moat]

Maybe a retrofit

[stark fox]

Just because you have a cow tit fetish doesn’t mean small tits aren’t good

[novel bobcat]

meanwhile her alter ego

[stark fox]

You have your psychotic Yandere bird and her 4 alts

[pastel moat]

Are you thinking someone like smoker from one-piece, or the old man king arrancar from bleach?

[pastel moat]

I actually need more

[solid whale]

smoker isnt a skeleton

[pastel moat]

But he has a cigar

[stark fox]

[solid whale]

if we wanna be like that

[solid whale]

shove a cigar in brook's mouth

[sacred oak]

Morning nerds

[pastel moat]

Yohohoho

[fluid pier]

[compact void]

dang, did they patch it?

[sacred oak]

Patch what

[stark fox]

There’s always been a hard cap on coins

[compact void]

able to do this commission despite having max coins

[fluid pier]

600 000 coin hard limit

[pastel moat]

Jade is a good girl

[compact void]

A hard cap?

[stark fox]

Yeah

How many coins you got?

[solid whale]

hmm RE5 is on sale

i might perchance wiggle my finger

[stark fox]

Yeah, you’re maxed

[compact void]

ic, danke

[stark fox]

[pastel moat]

I've never gone above 200k

[sacred oak]

Have you considered spending some?

[compact void]

I only know that you spend em in the gacha

[sacred oak]

You're just wasting coins be being perpetually maxed out

[fluid pier]

It's honestly silly that there's a hard cap in 2026

[fluid pier]

but I guess old game be weird

[compact void]

PC client when

[vivid osprey]

Reroll cats

[pastel moat]

That one particular ship confused me when she came out

[stark fox]

Never

[vivid osprey]

Quick way to dump coins

[sacred oak]

Hot take, hard caps are a good thing because hoarding only hurts you

[pastel moat]

I wanted to mlb her but accidentally gave all the bulins to white dress Massachusetts

Because they look so similar

[vivid osprey]

Reroll cats, buy 2 gear skin boxes a day, cog awaken some 100-120 ships

That's how I burn excess

[sacred oak]

Already exists with a broad enough interpretation of PC

[vestal briar]

Wicked

[compact void]

ooho cog awaken'

[vivid osprey]

Yeah that and limit breaking

Whatever you gotta do

[compact void]

that is an insane emote

[vivid osprey]

I don't like the hard cap either, tbf, but there's ways around it that don't involve gacha

[sacred oak]

Someone deflated Taihou

[stark fox]

Nurn

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1487434794286452806/20260327_221837.gif

[fluid pier]

This is a very nice dress to my eyes

[static sparrow]

I'm more annoyed with this soft cap tbh

we can get more coins over that coin storage but can't collect from munition

[glacial valve]

biggggggger

[solid whale]

fat black cat refuses to come inside without headbutting my leg first

[stark fox]

[fluid pier]

no shipgirl is realistically above 175cm

[solid whale]

nah

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1457694340309712987/20251231_225848.gif

[static kernel]

that is fucking wonderful

[sacred oak]

Yes

[sacred oak]

Then spend it

[torpid kettle]

hmmmm still no sign of @pastel oracle

[solid whale]

[static sparrow]

Spend what? 70~80k to drop it down to 'coin storage' limit to collect 12k?

[stark fox]

Yes

Buy gear skins

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1489662896706289904/20260312_203937.gif

[static kernel]

look at em go https://www.reddit.com/r/AzureLane/comments/1sf3iuo/taihou_with_normal_proportions_たなし/

[astral wasp]

How long does it take for the support mail to answer

[sacred oak]

Hey no properly crediting what I rightfully stole

[sacred oak]

Usually within a day

They're probably asleep right now though

[stiff forum]

i thought they have many workers to work at night shift

[light whale]

I'm also there right now.

Hi

[teal girder]

Kanna

[light whale]

I meant it a little differently, but the point is that I'm also currently working the night shift.

[solid whale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/703749056983203875/1034257527484985384/keFoTvcO.gif

[light fable]

Reliving the pain

[solid whale]

[static kernel]

based

[light fable]

I wonder when we will get the next major event

[static sparrow]

CN anni probably

otherwise DoA collab in mid april

[pastel oracle]

[stiff forum]

i see

[pastel oracle]

[tame hearth]

Guys, how do I add someone as a friend in game?

[karmic summit]

next UR event might come up in May, CN anni

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1487406360701177976/20260327_221920.gif

[light fable]

I enjoyed the first DOA collab

[stiff forum]

click the arrow bottom right

[static sparrow]

Implaccable thighs

[pastel oracle]

[light fable]

Implacable in the DOA universe

[light whale]

I really hope that on May 25th they will announce something about a PC client. I'll do a happy dance if they announce it.

[light fable]

I just play on Mumu. Same thing. At least for me.

I farm in the background while playing other games

[gentle charm]

she's gonna overheat

[light whale]

The program runs on my nuclear reactor machine at home, but here at work my little laptop can't handle it.

[light fable]

I always love how these tight Kimonos accentuate their curves. Especially their tummies.

[stable plank]

pc client copers

https://tenor.com/view/oh-wait-youre-serious-let-me-laugh-frowning-robot-gif-14586647

[light fable]

For me, a pc client is no different from an emulator. Both serve the same purpose.

[light whale]

Hope dies last.

[gentle charm]

tummy fuvking

[static sparrow]

that's the fun part

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424415469196148869/1472311796957319291/AzurLane-BisokuZenshin21-Episode2-BaltimoreRealizesShe27sIndecent.gif

[light whale]

For me it's a little different, I'm used to having a full HD display and a normal keyboard compatibility. If these are not there, it's uncomfortable and I think it's better to watch my daughters at home on a 2K monitor.

Although this is a person's choice

[light whale]

https://tenor.com/view/fun-this-is-where-the-fun-begins-anakin-skywalker-revenge-of-the-sith-star-wars-gif-26313467

[pearl abyss]

That's a good one

[forest sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1488794861837488268/boiseMaid.gif

[pearl abyss]

Another good fan art

But that's a gif

Ok

[forest sparrow]

The gif is from the official Muse event PV

[pearl abyss]

It's ok, I still like it

[forest sparrow]

Boise needs another L2D or a dynamic skin. Anyone who disagrees is wrong

[pearl abyss]

Forget it

[light whale]

👀

I see it

[pearl abyss]

Yeah, some people saw it

[forest sparrow]

Headpat and cuddle the Boise

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/chained-soldier-yakumo-ezo-gif-11548746430057284062

[pearl abyss]

I've been a good man, but the girls hate it
So I'd rather be freaky than GAY...

[shut crane]

what a nice pair of qts

[pearl abyss]

You guys have a Glock 17?

[shut crane]

mega qt

must wife

[light whale]

https://tenor.com/view/hibiki-horoshos-best-horosho-anime-gif-5252189

[wheat cosmos]

[light whale]

Take comfort in the knowledge that there are many people like you (including me) in this situation.

[pearl abyss]

Respect bro

[light whale]

It's like no one of the opposite woman talks to me anymore

[vestal briar]

Gotta change that bro, positive thoughts

[light whale]

But on the plus side, I don't have to listen to their insults.

[wheat cosmos]

[pearl abyss]

So lucky we not gay anymore

[light whale]

I have a weird personality, I like big things, tanks, planes, trains, ships.

[pearl abyss]

I like weapon

[gentle charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1468628688282320998/alsace_ani.gif

[vestal briar]

My Ex used insults and teasing to flirt with me

Wish I kinda figured that out before but hey

[pearl abyss]

OMG....

[vestal briar]

You never know

[gentle charm]

was your ex eugen??

[light whale]

I just love them.

[vestal briar]

No no

At least I don't think she was

[pearl abyss]

You thinking about girls frontline?

[light whale]

Yep

[pearl abyss]

Nah man.
Am talking about real gun

[gentle charm]

these girls sure are ojn the frontline

[pearl abyss]

Something like
3 × triple 16 in (406 mm) guns,10 × twin 5 in (127 mm) DP guns, 20 × quadruple 40 mm (1.6 in) AA guns, 49 × single 20 mm (0.8 in) AA guns

[pearl abyss]

Hell yeah

You're lucky you have PC

[light whale]

[pearl abyss]

I playing another game in emulator

My phone gonna explode

[light whale]

If I remember correctly, Arknight will be released on PC.

👀

[pearl abyss]

Yeah man.
I broke my phone 5 times

[light whale]

[pearl abyss]

And I force it to play another huge size game

80°.
It's feels like a sun in your phone

So lucky am use Bluetooth keyboard

[light whale]

I haven't played Azur Lane for about a year now because my phone is killing me because of its large storage space and low RAM. In the current critical situation in the RAM market, phone prices have increased, so there are prices that it's not worth it for me to buy a better phone to play games, which is why a PC client would be good.

[pearl abyss]

I know I can play it with cloud.
But am broke

What kind of phone do you use?

I'm use Xiaomi Redmi 9A 32Bit

it was not support Azur lane but I force it for fun

And yeah. I got what I want

IJN Musashi and KMS Bismarck Zwei

Hell yeah

Huge mommy milk production

[light whale]

Xiaomi Redmi 8

32 GB 3 GB ram version

[pearl abyss]

Same

3-32

And still alive

[light whale]

It's good for talking to friends and maybe checking the train schedule, but not for anything else.

[pearl abyss]

Ok

[light whale]

Sorry, maybe my expectations are sky high.

[pearl abyss]

Don't worry man
We here to hear you

[eager badge]

Who wants to see Tirpitz from Russian TV series?)

[light whale]

Honestly, I'm a little used to the stuttering thing because on the main machine where I spend most of my time, everything runs at 200 fps because it has an AMD Ryzen 5600x processor and a 6800 xt nitro video card, and 32 gb ram

so a real piece of thigh

[eager badge]

Ponatno

It's clear

[light whale]

Slovenian?

[eager badge]

Russian

Just on English letters

[light whale]

Ah, okey

I bought the laptop about a month ago before it exploded. It has a Ryzen 5 7535 with 16 GB of RAM and a GeForce 3050 graphics card.

So my serious power plants are here, not on the phone.

[eager badge]

Oh, and I almost forgot, we present to you the ship that was the brother of the Bismarck from the Russian TV series Конвой PQ17 Tirpitz himself!)

[light whale]

This picture here in the 2nd one looks a bit like it was stolen from the game Pacific Sea

[silver bear]

Oh shit

PQ-17

Yeah

Thats a fuckin horrid affair

Poor merchants got broken up after apparently Tirpitz was closing in(she was at sea, but wasn’t close enough)

[pearl abyss]

B*yaaaaaat......
That's a tripizt?

[silver bear]

And got butchered by aircraft/subs

[pearl abyss]

She have torpedoes to
Complete package

[pearl abyss]

What's up cool

[stable plank]

the sky lol

[ember spindle]

there's not a single word in this shit that's true

[pearl abyss]

people never have family be like
" •_•"

[pearl abyss]

Hell yeah

That's what I want

[ember spindle]

anyway here's american cow with the og cow

[pearl abyss]

How many gallons she can made?

[stiff forum]

Cute

[light whale]

I have a theory that world leaders all wage wars because if there were no war we would find peace and if we were at peace for too long we wouldn't want to kill each other after a while (I know this is an absurdly stupid assumption)

[pearl abyss]

Alright, we back

[stable plank]

i saw a meme that got deleted

[stable plank]

[stiff forum]

John

[drowsy swan]

my theory is social media let the dredges of everything come out

[eager badge]

I don't think so

[pearl abyss]

Admin was watching us

[drowsy swan]

fate collab when

[gritty fossil]

The Sisters. My favorite Shipgirls. I wonder when will Yamato arrive.

[eager badge]

Yes >:)

[pearl abyss]

I want IJN Yamato

[pearl abyss]

Yep men

[drowsy swan]

I don’t

[pearl abyss]

What do you want?

Missouri?

[stable plank]

i want pictures of spiderman

[stiff forum]

Underwear

[drowsy swan]

because that means the end
You get Yamato she’s the most hyped character in the game. They would not want to power creep her, and sadly battleships are one of the easiest power creep in the game.

[pearl abyss]

On Google

[stable plank]

haha u said underwear

[stiff forum]

Spiderman printed underwear

[modern dew]

and i said you have none

[drowsy swan]

once she comes out, what’s gonna happen if they make a ship that strong stronger than her? Then what was the whole point of the hype surrounding her?

[stiff forum]

You know too much

[pearl abyss]

She get nerf by slow reload speed

[light whale]

True, but it's completely different when a person writes things that they are fully aware of the consequences of, and it's completely different when a stupid person blurts out everything.

[stiff forum]

Guess is correct

[modern dew]

hi

[ocean pawn]

slovenia mentioned

[drowsy swan]

true

[ocean pawn]

[stiff forum]

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-neighbor-nicky-sitting-gif-17136881860666337736

[stable plank]

consequences have actions pimp

[drowsy swan]

and I know for a fact on multiple places that people state that they will just abandon the game when she comes out and get her because they think that’s it there’s nothing else

[pearl abyss]

Wait, she's already release before?

[stiff forum]

Lol

[pearl abyss]

In April mop?

[light whale]

The Slavic language and its beautiful sister peoples

[drowsy swan]

who?

[pearl abyss]

Forget it

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cingray-ep15-cinderella-gray-cinderella-gray-gif-5442677417441324086

[stiff forum]

Really me with thousands of oath proudly declines your opinion

[pearl abyss]

Copy that

[ocean pawn]

ja

neki tazga

[pearl abyss]

Don't make me remember that

[stiff forum]

Joined the game for yamato then I started collecting waifus

Lmao

I won't stop collecting

[drowsy swan]

Then answer me this is what other character in the game is as hyped up as Yamato is? Outside of eagle union there’s nothing there’s nothing else that could be hyped up because there’s no more steel ships anymore barely any notable ones

they’ve been hyping up Yamato since the beginning of the game

they’ve been teasing us with it this entire time

[ocean pawn]

iowa,missouri,texas?

[drowsy swan]

longer than soyuz

[stiff forum]

"nothing else" brother have you forgotten about iowa Missouri Texas?

Why it's always yamato

[pearl abyss]

Blyaaaaaat

[drowsy swan]

cause they’re the ones that are consistently named dropped compared to like maybe two times has Iowa been mentioned

I don’t even think Texas has been named dropped

[stiff forum]

Most hyped is the next charecter they will just release by now after week

Lol

Cause we want everything

[light whale]

I also hear many Slavic languages, which I am number 4 for, but each one is a little different from the other in some way

[stiff forum]

[nimble dune]

[pearl abyss]

What about another German battleship?
Like H-41 (prototype Bismarck)

[stiff forum]

Gk

[drowsy swan]

whatever

[stiff forum]

Is still left

I think

[drowsy swan]

The only last steel ship of kms is admiral scheer

[stiff forum]

Pressuen too

[drowsy swan]

surface ship I mean

[ocean pawn]

where HMS Barham

[stiff forum]

There's more burgers

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sinking-ship-hms-barham-sinking-hms-barham-hms-barham-sinking-gif-18081683275820289991

[drowsy swan]

and she would just look like spee or desusulanc

[light whale]

nah I'd rather see the Manhattan series.

[stiff forum]

NOOOO save her

[drowsy swan]

all that’s left is implacable sister for royal Navy and the other Queen Elizabeth girls

[ocean pawn]

it is a canon event

[drowsy swan]

because anson at this point they’re never gonna bring her back

not as a new character

[sinful vapor]

well good news, Yamato will be released after EoS

[stiff forum]

Iowa aswell

We can see them kiss before eos

[worthy pagoda]

https://fixvx.com/SDNKTH016/status/2041361095408181451

KITOHA (@SDNKTH016)

大鳳進水日記念その2

大鳳で着せ恋edのトレスパロディ
(※GIFなので曲はありません)

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Apr 7, 2026, 3:43 AM

[stiff forum]

[stiff forum]

Damn

[pearl abyss]

I know I have taihou but I didn't use her

[light whale]

either there are the Italian wonder ships or the French wonder ships, the Italians had around 200-280 ships while the French had 300+, those could get the main role

[pearl abyss]

Stay with mommy Musashi and Ägir

[ocean pawn]

Ramilies,Resolution,Royal Oak,Valiant,Revenge,Malaya,Iron Duke and Centurion

[light whale]

We need new ones.

[gentle charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sahur-tung-tung-tung-sahur

[stable plank]

id say agir isnt a mommy but little agir exists

[stiff forum]

Fr

[pearl abyss]

Are you lolicon, sir?

[pearl abyss]

Another anomaly

Yeah

[light whale]

The problem is that I think the Germans and the English don't have very big names anymore, so if you think about it, except if I don't look at the destroyers, the big names have already been eliminated by 90%.

[silver bear]

HMS Barhams last moments

[ocean pawn]

gambier bay soon?

[stable plank]

???????????

[silver bear]

Poor old girl went down hard

[ocean pawn]

I mean

how many survived Barham

[light whale]

Where there is still a reserve, it is the American, Japanese line and the French and Italian lines.

[pearl abyss]

Mamamia

[ocean pawn]

300 survivors

hood had 4

or 3?

[silver bear]

3

iirc

Either her XO or CO got off

But died of injuries

[pearl abyss]

He was really hood lover

[silver bear]

Hoods deathly explosion was also mid combat

Not after most of the crew were leaving her

[ocean pawn]

saying hood had it worse

[pearl abyss]

They have king George VI, remember?

[stiff forum]

Aww

[silver bear]

Wales was still stuck in combat

[silver bear]

or are you referring to Barham’s destruction

[pearl abyss]

Let's upgrade it

[silver bear]

im not sure of her exact situation

Hood also had at least an hr before rescue arrived at the scene

[ocean pawn]

howe being very wet

[light whale]

So what about the Indi? Specifically, as far as I know, no one escaped from it because sharks ate its crew after it sank.

[silver bear]

Indy has survivors

[ocean pawn]

yes

[silver bear]

Indy’s death is so gut wrenching

[light whale]

Indianapolis?

[silver bear]

Yeah

[ocean pawn]

yamato was sunk "today"

[pearl abyss]

Let's rematch

[silver bear]

Her bow got blown off, and it took far too long for help to arrive

iirc, they’d been missing for 3 days by that point

and had sent both SOS messages to Pearl, and their next port of call

she had been only partially locked down

and when she was initially hit, the engineers slammed the throttle wide open, to try to outrun the aggressors

Which ultimately doomed Indy to a rapid sinking

as she began to list hard,

Missing her bow and iirc a 3-4m hole in her side

[light whale]

As far as I know, the submarine I-56 torpedoed her on her way home after she unloaded the Little Boy, and then, somewhat ironically, 50/80 of the 300 crew members went down with the ship to the grave of the waves, and the rest of the crew became food for the sharks because the request for help came too late.

[silver bear]

she lost rather alot of crew to both the initial attack

And the sharks

but it was not all hands lost

[gentle charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/graf-zeppelin-azur-lane

woshinibaba

[ocean pawn]

gif fail

[gentle charm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/denprogrammista

[silver bear]

Mcvay, her captain and abt 315 others survived

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-fish-fish-dance-silly-roblox-meme-gif-11571450167461927503

[light whale]

In any case, I apologize if I wrote something inaccurate, but we can all agree that becoming the father of sharks is not a pretty death.

[silver bear]

a catalina float plane spotted her oil slick

[gentle charm]

average resident of evil manchester

[silver bear]

thought she was a sub

And went to investigate

And found both the lifeboats and floating survivors

[dark solstice]

Could be worse and become the prince of saiyans

[gentle charm]

I suck toes of Chesire

oiiiiiii laddie

you kno wot

[silver bear]

Her captain ended up getting court martialed and took the brunt of the blame for her loss

[gentle charm]

you delightful and breedy

[silver bear]

One of the very few captains to get slammed for such a thing

[dark solstice]

What's going on I'm scared 😟

[silver bear]

In the USN

[light whale]

Well, the worst thing was probably the Japanese who fled into the jungle from the Americans and became food for the crocodiles.

[dark solstice]

Man I love hearing about bad captains

[silver bear]

and their was some that believed it was an axe to grind against McVay’s father

McVay really couldn’t have done much once she was nailed

[dark solstice]

Wasn't it the Franklin that he wanted to court martial people that got blown overboard?

[silver bear]

and he got lambasted for it unjustly

[silver bear]

Believe so

[gentle charm]

just talk about fat tits woshinibaba

woshinibaba catty

[silver bear]

the Indy’s captain getting the blame really ruffles me

cuz the poor guy basically got drummed out

[dark solstice]

And they reckon Glorious's captain was rushing back to get to a court martial as there was no reason for her to come back

[silver bear]

and never could live with the ghosts he saw at night

[silver bear]

if you want a more indepth acc, “In Harm’s way” isn a great telling of the story

so close to getting to stand down, and Indy has her legs cut out from under her

[dark solstice]

Because he didn't zig zag but Japanese said wouldn't have mattered 🤔

[ocean pawn]

did you angle your boat today?

[light whale]

This is basic anyway, it's a remnant of the old English custom that was invented back in the 1800s, whoever takes their ship will be court-martialed if they survive, in which case it's basic that they'll be demoted anyway, I think. The Captain of Her Majesty movies demonstrate this well.

[dark solstice]

Crazy it was only overturned in 2000

[silver bear]

theirs getting court martialed

and then theirs basically being blamed for shit he didn’t do

to my rememberance, he had no forewarning of submarines in the area

[ocean pawn]

sub

[silver bear]

Had a relatively green cadre of new crew

and was basically point blanked by 2x torps

[dark solstice]

What sheep?

[silver bear]

Is it Johnston?

Or one of the other fletchers

[dark solstice]

Somedays the luck just isn't on your side

[silver bear]

Chz that looks like a 5”/38 mount

[quick bay]

Yo does anybody knows who is the next UR rerun??

[dark solstice]

Ty man

[light whale]

It's true, but that's exactly the problem with submarines, they can pop up anywhere and at any time, you can't be careful enough.

[ocean pawn]

dd 672 apparently

[silver bear]

its still a shame

He got slammed for it

when other captains lost ships in similar manner

And werent hit that hard

[light whale]

In an alternate timeline, if I were the commander, I would basically order a minimum level 2 alert until we were out of range of the submarines.

[silver bear]

even the Japanese sub commander said she was basically fucked

they had no forewarning of subs in the area

[dark solstice]

Was she all alone ?

[silver bear]

Yeah

She was running the nuclear bombs to Tinnian

And enroute to a new anchorage, she got diverted and sent to a new station

Enroute their, she got jumped

[dark solstice]

I remember she did that but couldn't remember if solo komda silly of whoever sent her

[silver bear]

She was one of the USN’s faster CAs

and one still at home from being Kamikaze’d

[light whale]

Wasn't that your sister Portland?

[silver bear]

other commanders made similar, or worse calls

[late shale]

Hmm

[silver bear]

and didn’t take the same amount of punishment

[dark solstice]

Fair enough but I know it had to be secret but I would have sent an escort or two with her still

[light whale]

Well, let's say they weren't on the radar of the Americans like the English (let's say they can thank the Germans for this)

[dark solstice]

Huh?

[silver bear]

im not really arguing the validity of the operation by sending her alone

But considering he did all he could in the moment, once she was hit

its rather poor handling to make the guy who got shot suffer the consequences

[dark solstice]

There were much more silly losses or damage of ships tbf

[late shale]

Admiral Noyes never getting a combat command again after he lost the Wasp

[silver bear]

Again, from what I remember the author proposed that it was abt McVay’s father and name

Than his loss of the ship

[light whale]

Sonar radar that looked at submarines. The Americans specialized in radars that could see farther and deeper than that.

[silver bear]

Thats just Sonar

Radar and Sonar are different

[dark solstice]

Ummm what ? Alternative history?

British literally specialized in those two things lol

Gave the Americans the magnetron to improve their radar

[light whale]

No, It was just a little preview of what I would have done if I were a captain, but I ended it there.

[dark solstice]

Asdic best girl

[light whale]

Yeah sry

You are right

[crimson kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-lemon-sour-cute-citrus-gif-9532872624141562674

[light whale]

Anyway, a little short survey: How much would you like an RPG-like dating sim game in Azur Lane?

👀

Because I thought a little about how much I would like a game of this nature

[vestal briar]

asdic is ball knowledge

[dark solstice]

I see what you mean when he was the only one court martialed as the USN have a different system than the Royal navy, Royal navy you get a court martial trial on losing a ship, usn seems to be only exceptional circumstances

[dark solstice]

Asdic and sonar the same ship different name

ASDIC (Anti-Submarine Detection Investigation Committee)

[vestal briar]

yeah

[dark solstice]

SONAR (SOund Navigation And Ranging)

[vestal briar]

RAdio Detection And Ranging

[dark solstice]

British ASDIC systems often featured range-recorders that permanently recorded distance on a physical graph, whereas early American Sonar typically used a flashing neon light on a dial to indicate range.

Interesting

[vestal briar]

Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation the list goes on!

[dark solstice]

Who needs radar when you have the good old eyeball mk1 and carrots

Lots of carrots

[vestal briar]

horrible histories reference

[dark solstice]

Tbf I used to believe it too

[light whale]

The Japanese learned about the approach of the enemy fleet by watching the buoys at sea to see if the ship would sink or not (whether this is true or not, by the way)

[vestal briar]

same

[light fable]

https://vxtwitter.com/kuwanger12/status/2041276716182536542?s=20

USS Essex (@kuwanger12)

By @RockPaperCelery

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 6, 2026, 10:07 PM

The essex vibing

XD

[dark solstice]

Is there a lot of buoys at sea ?

[vestal briar]

if your into stuff about anti-submarine warfare you should check out the GIUK gap and the SOSUS line

[static sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/car-bounce-meme-funny-bouncing-yaris-gif-7752337837256264745

[dark solstice]

More into good old submarine warfare

But still kinda interesting anti sub tho

[light whale]

Okay, but watch the battleship movie, says Mr. Japan.

[vestal briar]

cold waters has turned me into a boomer nerd

[static sparrow]

Shit dude this song is stuck in my head

[dark solstice]

We had a special line here for detecting subs at a harbour it's still there supposedly

I have cold waters but still more of a silent hunter fan 😁

[light fable]

Still listening to the song while this car bounces XD

[vestal briar]

cold waters is super fun

[dark solstice]

Was hoping we would have got British subs eventually if Ubisoft hadn't destroyed the silent hunter franchise that was promising

[vestal briar]

doing my 5th south china sea run rn now

[light whale]

We can easily find out what's down there in the dark depths, just drop all the anti-submarine depth charges in the world and we'll find out XDDDD

[dark solstice]

Make sure to play a long way to Tipperary while in your sub

[dark solstice]

I use a big stick

Prod the bottom of the sea

[vestal briar]

just the music i need when a helicopter drops a torp on me

[dark solstice]

Some of the claims by an old US series claim the Japanese tried to lift a sub with chains and stuff

You shouldn't be nosy in other people's territory then no heli

[gentle charm]

Yungry is no more

[light whale]

I mostly just listen to Eurobeat in the car or when I'm drifting with my ships in World of Warships

[dark solstice]

I have a better song for ya

[light whale]

Show it

[dark solstice]

Have to find it again tho

[vestal briar]

conn, sonar, launch transient from Sierra 2!

[gentle charm]

Challenger 1, so peak

Metal waltz underrated ad

Af*

[vestal briar]

GET IT AWAY FROM ME 😡

[gentle charm]

Do you like Challenger 2 more?

[light fable]

Now THATS a name I have not heard in ages

[vestal briar]

looked at it a second time and its not too bad

[light fable]

Is that game even alive?

[light whale]

My war thunder sense is off.

[vestal briar]

can kinda tell its meant to be a tank

[gentle charm]

I quit after I married Nashorn

[vestal briar]

<@&472236072743600148>

[light fable]

spam bot again

These blasted sirens are working overtime

[gentle charm]

Not stupidly sexual either

Crazy innit

[static sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

[vestal briar]

wait i gotta check this game out

[gentle charm]

Unlike Azur Lane, it's not file size heavy

[dark solstice]

<@&472236072743600148>

[gentle charm]

And there's a lot of story

Like a lot

[vestal briar]

oh my

finally

ill look into it

[gentle charm]

This is the Borsig, same character, but older

[dark solstice]

Found it https://youtu.be/wbgInLJ81eY?si=qHhCxDAesKXEdAdg

[light fable]

Oh wow that game is still alive

Man that brings back memories

[dark solstice]

Will delete in a min

[gentle charm]

Peak game

Idgaf

[dark solstice]

Peak

[gentle charm]

Story is great

Characters are hyper sexualized

[vestal briar]

i gotta look into it

[vestal briar]

fuck

[gentle charm]

Some skins are weird, but eh

[light whale]

Eh, that's slow for me, not as an attack btw, I preferred fast music or hard rock or metal

[gentle charm]

Dw

I love Rebecca Wagner in the game

She's a red head kitsune

She's many different tanks

[dark solstice]

It gets better as it goes on

[gentle charm]

Type 10, Pz4 variant, ho-ri

I think more as well

[vestal briar]

is it better then ghpc

[light fable]

I'm hard rock and metal.

[gentle charm]

A lot of tanks are the same characters, either older or more experienced

[light whale]

In bed too? XD

[light whale]

Sorry, that was a high ball.

[gentle charm]

Beatingoffen

[vestal briar]

oh thats cool

[cunning sundial]

Boo

[gentle charm]

[cunning sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-anime-gif-15387316

[vestal briar]

red card

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelseafc-redcard-var-gif-16550606

[gentle charm]

Shiny

[light whale]

And I just smile like Son

[gentle charm]

British sex bri

[dark solstice]

Man got sent off

[gentle charm]

I am so Sheffield rn

[vestal briar]

i hope you get nuked

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/sheffield-luigi-sleep-uk-british-gif-25817602

[vestal briar]

sheffied was used for like one movie then stopped being relevant

[light whale]

ufff Nortfolk

[gentle charm]

Sybau Birmingham resident

[gentle charm]

Kek

[dark solstice]

https://share.google/OV9np1czZMgv1lNGC

[vestal briar]

live nowhere near brummy

[gentle charm]

Lol

[gentle charm]

Scouse?

[vestal briar]

are you kidding me

[heavy pagoda]

isn't that canon..

[light fable]

She got a perfect view!

[light whale]

Software update booting

[gentle charm]

I know this crazy bitch from Newcastle

[vestal briar]

are you insane

[dark solstice]

Scouse gal stole my hoody I lent her on holiday

[gentle charm]

Horrible person

She beats up my friend

Throws pasta at me

Typical Brit woman

[dark solstice]

Yea

[heavy pagoda]

Oh god oh no

[vestal briar]

sounds like a someone from new castle

i live in the county next to essex

[sleek cape]

Just got back from cleaning the whip

[light whale]

Best of, like a Newcastle and Belfast combo, maybe an Endingburg trio would be better.

[dark solstice]

Good she should throw the pasta box too 😀

[vestal briar]

no

[gentle charm]

Essessex?

[vestal briar]

nope

[gentle charm]

Sussex?

[vestal briar]

essex sucks

[sleek cape]

Wdym no

[gentle charm]

Wessex

Norsex?

[dark solstice]

What were you whipping ?

[vestal briar]

burdda

[gentle charm]

Midsex

[gentle charm]

Welsh

[vestal briar]

i said its next to essex use this map you mellon

[gentle charm]

Cymru

[vestal briar]

this is ragebait

[gentle charm]

London?

[vestal briar]

no

[gentle charm]

🪦

[vestal briar]

nope

[gentle charm]

Thank the heavens

[vestal briar]

you are terrible

[dark solstice]

One place I both wanna go and also don't wanna go

[gentle charm]

Sorry, papi

[trim gyro]

so which one of them are the hobbits from?

[gentle charm]

Suffolk?

[light whale]

hmmm I'm still interested in the distribution of counties, how does this work in England.

[vestal briar]

new Zealand

[dark solstice]

Have to cut out Belfast and a few other ships and bring them to Belfast which is just as bad

[vestal briar]

oh jeez

[gentle charm]

You sum Kentlanda?

[vestal briar]

its really confusing

im from Hertfordshire (best county)

[dark solstice]

Get this man to the doctors

[gentle charm]

My county is Trøndelag

Sør-Trøndelag

[vestal briar]

doesnt exist stop lying

[vestal briar]

why

[gentle charm]

Woshinibaba wallahi

[dark solstice]

I am worried about ya

[vestal briar]

nah bro Hertfordshire is goated

[gentle charm]

Do you own a tractor

O got few

[vestal briar]

anyone from essex needs to be eliminated

[dark solstice]

Isn't Cornwall,Devon and Kent best ?

[vestal briar]

they think they are the best

but their not

[gentle charm]

Lancaster best

[dark solstice]

At least all the age of sail books I read they usually captains operating from there

[vestal briar]

get a load of this guy

[gentle charm]

All hail Lancaster

[dusk dragon]

Gmornin

[vestal briar]

i wonder why

[gentle charm]

Wt tomorrow

?

[light whale]

Lencseszter XDDD

[dark solstice]

Must get my hands on a reliable source for these

[vestal briar]

ill check with my accountant

[gentle charm]

I'in my makeshift sauna

[gentle charm]

Okiiii

[vestal briar]

hey hey

[dark solstice]

Accountant ?

[gentle charm]

Manfred Lancaster

[crimson kayak]

the person above me must send a lemon to the person below me

[dark solstice]

Damn you minted if you have one of those

[vestal briar]

Lancaster is only known for the plane and thats it

[dark solstice]

Lancaster worst plane

[light whale]

Anyway, I just saw that the login system is changing, can this be taken as a sign that the manju is moving something or not?

[dark solstice]

Best plane short sterling change my mind

[vestal briar]

i hate you

🖕🏻

[light whale]

Well, if you know something I don't...

[dark solstice]

I kid I kid

[gentle charm]

Pamiat' Merkuria is hot af

[dark solstice]

But do love the sterling poor plane was clipped to size tho