al-general

[mental swift]

WHATS POPPING LANERS

Mid october

For sure

[upper flame]

[fringe yoke]

Mommy Taihou🙏

[mental swift]

All I see is the greatest of the greatest of the waifu tiers

My choice would be

The white crane shoukaku

For sure

or alternatively her sister zuizui

[mental swift]

[vestal briar]

Hello torp

[mental swift]

hi penqu

[vestal briar]

How you doing today

[mental swift]

my phone was on repair

Just right now I got it back

[vestal briar]

I see

What was wrong with it?

[mental swift]

Not charging

[tiny kraken]

gotta go with the heaviest of them all (Formi)

[vestal briar]

Oof did they just change the battery or was it a port issue

[mental swift]

The repairer said it was some ic chip in the motherboard which was causing that

[mental swift]

heavy doesn't always mean good

Heavy does mean less mobility

or less agility

[vestal briar]

Oh interesting

How much was the repair?

[mental swift]

like less than 2 dollars

[vestal briar]

That's really good

[mental swift]

it was enough for an issue this small

unryuu moment

[hearty salmon]

So are her clothes slime or is she slime

[mental swift]

neither

she isn't slime

she is lizard

[hearty salmon]

But her boobies sure do have the properties of slime

[mental swift]

like her sis

[hearty salmon]

[mental swift]

that's your mindset not the artist's

[mental swift]

yandere tb jumpscare

[hearty salmon]

“The toilets were skibidied , it was so sigma amirite?”

And then TB proceeded to 67 skk to death

Ansonlute cinema

[modern moon]

Evil TB

[shut crane]

she's just extra dere for you

[tight roost]

I think July for sure

[mental swift]

i mean when is the game even releasing

[fringe yoke]

Wife Material

[hearty salmon]

BOI IF YOU DON’T GET YO

https://tenor.com/view/megatron-gif-23471118

[tight roost]

August

kill urself c.ai

i have to fucking register my gov id just for chatting 🤡

[shut crane]

c

[rustic sapphire]

[worthy pagoda]

Use VPN

[rustic sapphire]

Glad im not only one talking to imaginary anime girl

[wanton pelican]

Maybe it’s for the best

You can now go out and talk to real people

[shut crane]

maybe even touch some grass

[cedar hawk]

should i buy the cruise pass

considering rn

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[hasty wing]

yes because its avrora

[cedar hawk]

mostly for the UI and the gear skin

being suspiciously suitable for gouden leeuw

[rustic sapphire]

Buying cruise pass for the UI is a gigachad move

[cedar hawk]

the avrora skin is a cool addition too

but its the UI and the gear skin that makes me feels like its worth buying

[static sparrow]

That aux skin suits her so much

[cedar hawk]

ALL OF IT ACTUALLY

[hasty wing]

well then go for it, if you like something Earthy and biogradeable

[cedar hawk]

the damn leaf and staff

[cedar hawk]

Gouden Leeuw

[vestal briar]

why is she a tree

[cedar hawk]

its the aux skin

[vestal briar]

fair enough

as long as she happy being a tree

[cedar hawk]

shes capable of raising trees so

its only fair

[pearl abyss]

implacable

[vestal briar]

what kinda trees i wonder

[cedar hawk]

mostly vines

but i believe it can be a lot of things

[hasty wing]

did u buy it yet or whats stopping you?

[cedar hawk]

jst bought it

its like 10 bucks

so

[pearl abyss]

Am broke

[vestal briar]

woah

[static sparrow]

Elf mommy likes nature

[rose spire]

Elf

Man

[vestal briar]

classic elf trope

[rose spire]

Lowk wanna sleep but nah

[pearl abyss]

How much milk she can made?

[rustic sapphire]

I never liked elf but ill respect elf enjoyers

[rose spire]

How much milk do you want

[pearl abyss]

50 gal

[cedar hawk]

as much as one can wish for

[pearl abyss]

And I mix it to my coffee

[rose spire]

0.1% of her supply

[wanton pelican]

You guys make me wish I didn’t mod this place sometimes

[placid gulch]

-w- ohayoooooo

[cedar hawk]

blame the one starting it all

[pearl abyss]

Ohayo

[vestal briar]

Infinite money glitch

[rose spire]

Hey

[rose spire]

I think that’s a thing in gta

[cedar hawk]

now all i need, is Leeuw herself

[vestal briar]

Don't play GTA

[placid gulch]

oha

[cedar hawk]

I'm more than prepped for Leeuw's arrival

[cedar hawk]

yahoo

[placid gulch]

hi bis

[rose spire]

Dam I have like 2-3 skins

[cedar hawk]

she WILL look good

she WILL LOOK GOOD

[rose spire]

Me neither just a guess

[placid gulch]

hi shiny

[merry robin]

@pastel oracle

[rustic sapphire]

Since when you can see which skin you own ?

[rose spire]

Hru apri?

[merry robin]

Apri

[pastel oracle]

[cedar hawk]

skin shop > skin owned

[placid gulch]

I'm good~

[rustic sapphire]

I never noticed

[placid gulch]

hi barb

[vestal briar]

I just play warthunder

[merry robin]

Whats Implacables eye colour

[wanton pelican]

For years

Or well

Since the new ui

[merry robin]

Ruby or some light red?

[pastel oracle]

Reddish/Orange

[rose spire]

These the only skins I own I bought with gems (don’t regret it)

[hasty wing]

really a niche feature... especially for a broke ahh like me

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

Nice

[rose spire]

That’s good to hear

[merry robin]

I lowley lack L2d skin

[rustic sapphire]

Time to see my fine skin collection

[merry robin]

I got one l2d skin

Taihou swimsuit

And thats it

[rose spire]

I can’t get into it

[merry robin]

My gems are kinda homeless

[gentle charm]

Wanna squad?

Later today

[vestal briar]

Sure

[merry robin]

Booba

[gentle charm]

Ehehe

[vestal briar]

Good

[rose spire]

Yeah it’s for the best

[gentle charm]

I bought the Mustang Mk 1A and A.C IV today

[vestal briar]

W

[static sparrow]

Cookie

[gentle charm]

I shot a T-34-85 point blank four times in the crew compartment, IT DIDN'T KILL HIM😭

[rustic sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-ishowspeed-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-reze-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-12075277889698274491

[gentle charm]

You'd think a 76.2mm slug would kill a T-34

[empty eagle]

now this is my tempo

[vestal briar]

Unlucky

Shoot better

[empty eagle]

just shoot center mass. It always works against volumetric hell for me

[gentle charm]

It was at the turret ring

[vestal briar]

That's why

[gentle charm]

Four times

[empty eagle]

that’s why

[gentle charm]

Stupid fuel tanks

Eating all the spall

[empty eagle]

ong just a skill issue /s

[gentle charm]

Fr

I am not good at the game, dw

[empty eagle]

aim at the hull on the T-34-85s

[sleek cape]

Back from driving a v8 in this economy

[empty eagle]

not the MGs or viewport or the turret

[sleek cape]

[empty eagle]

oh shit what car?

[sleek cape]

Not quite a car

[rose spire]

Hmm kinda want to get another mecky gun

[vestal briar]

Last time I checked I was better then 96% of ground players

[gentle charm]

Gas hella cheap in the US

[empty eagle]

yo?

[sleek cape]

Ts is NOT cheap

[gentle charm]

Still over half as cheap as here

Norway

[empty eagle]

oh

[sleek cape]

It’s a truck

[empty eagle]

ohhhhhh

Never owned a truck so I wouldn’t know the experience

did you have fun?

[sleek cape]

Yeah

[empty eagle]

sick

[sleek cape]

Though gas prices scare me

[hard vine]

Americans complaining about gas prices while it's like a third of the price here

[sleek cape]

[gentle charm]

It's around $9 per gallon here

[vestal briar]

Just buy a nice pair of walking boots

Get your cardio in

[sleek cape]

Why yall always gotta one up or sum bro

💔

[hard vine]

Wuh

[gentle charm]

Cuz US of A stanky, but worth the visit

[empty eagle]

my car only has 18-19mpg

(not my camry)

[sleek cape]

God bless you

You have the most reliable car

[hard vine]

Anyways I'm getting cooked in this weather

[empty eagle]

that is hella high

[hard vine]

Actual circle of hell

[gentle charm]

Wind?

[empty eagle]

my camry certainly is, but not my BMW

[lament umbra]

The only reason why I would visit the united states is because I would love to visit American Civil War sites

[hard vine]

Just kill me now

[lament umbra]

Especially Gettysburg

[gentle charm]

Yeah

[lament umbra]

• East Cavalry Field

[gentle charm]

That ain't bad

[sleek cape]

No Route 66?

Not because of the mountains?

Just simply civil war?

🥹

[hard vine]

Visiting a country for the highway sounds very German

[lament umbra]

Yeah

Mostly

[hard vine]

Or Chinese

[merry robin]

inhale SODAAAAAAAK

[empty eagle]

I feel lucky with mine

[merry robin]

Sodak-kun

[vestal briar]

Route 66 is boring

[merry robin]

Why? That gives me Pixar Cars vibe

[teal grail]

femboy

[merry robin]

Nostalgia

[sleek cape]

It’s beautiful

It’s a dream spot I gotta take my truck to

[vestal briar]

You've clearly never been on the A25

[mental swift]

Well then, august is en anniv, september is jp anniv, and October feels like the only safe spot then

[sleek cape]

But I live way in Louisiana

[merry robin]

Whats A25

[sleek cape]

And gas ain’t exactly cheap

💔

[lament umbra]

I guess visiting the Appalachian mountains wouldn't be so bad

[merry robin]

Buy electro

[vestal briar]

The UK version of route 66

[mental swift]

Isnt A25 a film studio

[vestal briar]

Trust me

[merry robin]

[sleek cape]

Bitch I’d rather DIE

[merry robin]

Why

Dont die

Yet

[sleek cape]

Fuck electric vehicles

[mental swift]

SHIT THATS A24 NOT A25

[sleek cape]

I prefer my v8 to be loud and proud

[empty eagle]

oh hell nah. Ah hell nah

[merry robin]

Whats so bad in electro

[empty eagle]

Where engine vroom

:(

[merry robin]

True

[empty eagle]

electro no engine vroom

[mental swift]

electro does weeeeeeeeeeee

[merry robin]

It must go vroom vroom

[empty eagle]

only electro i’ll buy is a Taycan

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/mahindra-racing-mahindra-racing-formula-e-apex-gif-20422934

Older gen but yea

[empty eagle]

F-E?

[mental swift]

Yep

[sleek cape]

I’d rather ride a horse then buy an electric car

[mental swift]

buy a hybrid

[empty eagle]

spoken like a true louisianan

[sleek cape]

That’s even worse

[empty eagle]

I disagree chief

[mental swift]

0/10 ragebait

[sleek cape]

Your the fuel economy guy I get you

[glacial valve]

agresiv design Gen 2

[silver bear]

Hello

[mental swift]

whats your opinion on gen 4 🤔

[empty eagle]

Only one car I own has good fuel economy

[sleek cape]

That is NOT ragebait unless your going for fuel economics what’s the point of a hybrid

[empty eagle]

the rest of my cars are V8, V10s or a V12

[mental swift]

The climate and don't have to fill more fuel

[glacial valve]

Cool

[sleek cape]

You have super cars?

I beg your pardon

[empty eagle]

or a ducati panigale sportsbike

[glacial valve]

Futuristic and protptype

[mental swift]

Nah those are probably aftermarket

mods

[empty eagle]

I had (keyword) a Huracan

[tight roost]

but what if Project N releases before May (CN anniv stream)?

[mental swift]

What happened to the huracan

[tight roost]

would Senran destroy my retirement dreams?

[empty eagle]

I also had a 488 pista

[mental swift]

I guess bro I don't really care about Collab whatever happens I get that ship

[empty eagle]

Sold it.

[sleek cape]

And you got what with that money

[mental swift]

for how much

[empty eagle]

A better house

[sleek cape]

Fair enough

[empty eagle]

Well, lemme check

[mental swift]

Respect

[sleek cape]

If I was rich a supercar wouldn’t even come to my mind

[lament umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427363374856929360/1475708021488357407/caption-8.gif

[empty eagle]

230 thousand ish

[mental swift]

230 killion hmmm

[sleek cape]

Gah

[empty eagle]

I’m rich enough to retire at my current age

[mental swift]

What about the pension vro

[sleek cape]

If your in your 20s I’m deadass throwing my phone out the window

[empty eagle]

car prices in my car are inflated like crazy

[sleek cape]

💔

[mental swift]

Was that base huracan

[empty eagle]

You don’t want me to answer that

[mental swift]

or evo spyder

[empty eagle]

it was a evo spyder

[sleek cape]

I’m guessing you are

[mental swift]

WHAT

THE

ACTUAL

FUCK

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-chainsaw-man-mad-rain-gif-10868974001851336360

Man got money money

[vestal briar]

What

[mental swift]

really brotha

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-hanging-gif-20498305

[sleek cape]

Are you bald

[empty eagle]

no

ts is easy ngl

(it isn’t)

[mental swift]

im already so depressed this adds even more to my depresso

[sleek cape]

Your gonna get rich one day twin

I believe in you

[empty eagle]

I believe in you.

Sometimes the path to success is better than the end result

[mental swift]

thank you

[mental swift]

You too

[vestal briar]

What got you feeling down

[mental swift]

some guy had a fucking huracan evo spyder

[empty eagle]

so i get paid middle to upper six figures. This new guy is getting paid 200k

[sleek cape]

If I was rich I’d probably just be saving all the abandoned vehicles near me, especially the second and third photo

[mental swift]

Why are these all just

Pickups

[sleek cape]

I love pickups

[vivid osprey]

It's funny how I hate this cat unless she shows up in OpSi

https://i.imgur.com/wOQDtHm.png

[sleek cape]

I main a pickup

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-2489962599681323934

[empty eagle]

if it makes you feel better, I only have a camry and a BMW rn

[mental swift]

bmw what

[empty eagle]

G80 M3

comp

[mental swift]

why is the m3 in the last

[empty eagle]

I dunno

i worded it weird

[mental swift]

well it's a new m3

[empty eagle]

I believe it should be in the G80 lineage as it’s 2021. M3 Comp

[sleek cape]

Ah yes a new you

Where you get rich

[mental swift]

[sleek cape]

Aye you said it not me

[empty eagle]

THAT’S THE SPIRIT

HELL YEAH

[sleek cape]

HELL YEAH

As I become homeless

[glacial valve]

Ooooo Merica

[empty eagle]

nah, you won’t

trust

[sleek cape]

Facebook marketplace is gonna be the one to take me out I swear

[empty eagle]

which is why I said NNSA pays me.

[sleek cape]

Merica yeah where we have this

[glacial valve]

I have an idea to become richer than a politician

[mental swift]

it was autocorrect saying it not me.

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/f104-f104starfighter-starfighter-gif-25942549

[empty eagle]

I hate cali laws ong

[mental swift]

anyways NORWAY

[sleek cape]

You live in Cali?

[empty eagle]

my job put me here

[sleek cape]

Late welcome to America

[mental swift]

son 😢😢😢

[empty eagle]

used to live in fort launderdale

[sleek cape]

The worst side of it to

[empty eagle]

been living here for a decent while now

[worthy pagoda]

It's not the worst

[mental swift]

california is now not letting people use pc

[sleek cape]

Cali is the worst

[mental swift]

Without id verification

[sleek cape]

Got the most stupid laws

[mental swift]

Even linux isn't safe

Even the food laws

Are fucking dumb

[sleek cape]

I’m way in Louisiana and I hear shit about Cali✌️

[mental swift]

Im so fucking glad california laws didn't spread out

USA is already a hellhole

I hope it doesn't become worse

[sleek cape]

I can’t wait for the war to be over

[dull tide]

no you write villains that I want to boink

[sleek cape]

So gas prices can drop

And I can travel again

[vivid osprey]

Stop gravedigging

[mental swift]

I AM NOT EVEN IN AMERICA AND GAS PRICES AND AVAILABILITY ARE A FUCKING PROBLEM

[sleek cape]

Grave digging?

Grave digger?

[mental swift]

GRAVE DIGGER MENTIONED

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/krysten-anderson-grave-digger-gif-25365520

[empty eagle]

IS THAT THE Grave digger

[mental swift]

YES

[vivid osprey]

Boomers be like eeyup, the war's not my probl- wait... 2.50 a liter? Alright... now this IS starting to become my problem

[sick crest]

Summer event when

[worthy pagoda]

My uncle has a tesla model s

[mental swift]

TESLA MODEL S?!?!?!

[sleek cape]

I hope it explodes when he’s not in it

[mental swift]

LIKE THE ONE FROM

THE HIT GAME FROM 2013

ASPHALT 8?!?!?;?;

[sleek cape]

I don’t like teslas folk

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-horizon-3-tesla-model-s-driving-electric-car-drive-gif-11407302251712622170

[worthy pagoda]

At least they're unaffected by gas prices

[ocean pawn]

course correction foo

[sleek cape]

Still stupid imo

[mental swift]

But guess where is electricity produced from

[sleek cape]

Ruined so many company lines with electric cars bra💔

[sour granite]

coal

[mental swift]

what is powering all those electricity plants

[sour granite]

sun

[sick crest]

Solar

[sour granite]

water

[sick crest]

Nukes

[sour granite]

steam

[mental swift]

thing that is going scarcer and scarcer

[sleek cape]

We lost the Camaro, the challenger, the charger, and nearly the Mustang

Because of fuckass electric cars

[sour granite]

yea that's why water and sun exist

[sleek cape]

🫩

[sour granite]

and thermal gen

[mental swift]

and I think wind too

[sour granite]

wind yes

see

its not gas

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/big-boy-union-pacific-union-pacific-4014-gif-15645415124669642422

[sick crest]

Its powered by human labor

[sleek cape]

YOUR labor

[mental swift]

Wait

This is actually

The reason why

Electric cars were invented

[forest sparrow]

Which is also going scarce

[mental swift]

Because most of the source of electricity

Doesn't come from biological materials

[empty eagle]

everything is steam. Including nuclear energy

[sour granite]

no, technically electric is not better than gas car

[merry robin]

Dude u got a gf?

[sour granite]

one produce toxic gas, one produce indisposable battery

its all the same shit

[vivid osprey]

It's complicated

[mental swift]

so both are equally as bad

🤔

[sour granite]

yes

[sick crest]

Ones easier to collect and dispose

[sour granite]

just wait for hydrogen car, well not soon but whatever long in the future

[mental swift]

but the material powering the cars is going scarcer and scarcer

[merry robin]

because i clearly saw written Iron wolf consort. My vocabulary may lag

[sick crest]

Its harder to collect toxic fumes then physical battery

[sleek cape]

Oh boy

[vivid osprey]

Nah it ain't, you are right

[glacial valve]

In my country, people buy electric cars because of the absurd tax reduction, and nothing else. Charging them is practically impossible since people use the charging stations as parking spaces.

[vivid osprey]

Let's say yes for lack of a better term

[mental swift]

One exists actually

[sour granite]

yea its a test

[mental swift]

Not sure if it boomed

[merry robin]

Well good luck

[mental swift]

it was the pininfarina h2 speed

[vivid osprey]

Thanks bro

[sick crest]

Anyway not enough bote

Where bote

[mental swift]

botes sunk

[sleek cape]

Huh

[vivid osprey]

They're busy

[sleek cape]

Did I miss lore

[empty eagle]

you did not say that

[merry robin]

There is some lore

But not for us

We got goth Nano before gta6

[mental swift]

Bad way or good way

[merry robin]

Nice Iowa

Iowa right?

[mental swift]

who tf is this

[sleek cape]

Ye

[vivid osprey]

Hamman

[sour granite]

sims

[mental swift]

this isn't the hamann I know

[sick crest]

Sims

[sour granite]

its sims

[vivid osprey]

Apparently I'm wrong and it's Sims

[mental swift]

why is her face weird as fuck

[empty eagle]

Sims does not have allat

[sour granite]

because its a fan art

duh

[mental swift]

I once mistook hamann for fucking

sims

in the anime

😢😢😢

[merry robin]

[empty eagle]

the fanart is great don’t get me wrong, but sims lowkey doesn’t have allat

[empty eagle]

who is who

[delicate jackal]

Is she just saying a nonsense line 😭

Also Warspite oath skin when...

[mental swift]

wait... the birds might be cooking

[merry robin]

[mental swift]

look up her history

[delicate jackal]

Okay

[mental swift]

Also why is your spite not retro

[mental swift]

also I just got Musashi too

[vivid osprey]

Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito

[mental swift]

This should be a jif

[empty eagle]

it didn’t save as gif and I’m not smart enough to do ts

[delicate jackal]

It says "I despite the knock hard of war"

I still don't get it

[mental swift]

go to ezgif, convert to gif then benifit

[merry robin]

Is warspite UR

[delicate jackal]

Too expensive brah I'm also focusing on retrofitting my Hyuga and Ise

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-cheshire-azur-lane-eating-watermelon-om-nom-gif-15153889069695032778

[merry robin]

[vivid osprey]

When retro'd yeah

[merry robin]

Didnt know

Dont have her yet

[mental swift]

why are you retrofitting them

i guess that's more beneficial for starters idfk

[empty eagle]

I love cheshire county

[merry robin]

Is Murm Super rare

[empty eagle]

I love unryū

[mental swift]

what about cheshire cat

[empty eagle]

I love my employer giving me a sick day on a day’s notice

[delicate jackal]

Nah lol it's not worth it for starters

I like their design

[mental swift]

no

[empty eagle]

from alice in wonderland?

[delicate jackal]

Esp in the retrofit one

[merry robin]

UR?

[empty eagle]

love alice in wonderland

[empty eagle]

Ts so valid

[merry robin]

I love time rabbit

[mental swift]

That's what the azur lane design is referencing

[delicate jackal]

Besides... I'm waiting for a potential Hood retrofit too

[gentle charm]

Bro

[empty eagle]

fair

[gentle charm]

It's an Omaha class

[mental swift]

son 😢😢😢

[merry robin]

I really never saw Murmansk

As a shipgirl

[delicate jackal]

Let me be delusional 💔💔 she needs it so badly

[mental swift]

Hood retrofit ain't coming

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/crine-im-crine-son-im-crine-anthony-mackie-tiktok-gif-10273212848663596705

[mental swift]

The VA is dead

[delicate jackal]

Oh I forgot about that...

[empty eagle]

What

[gentle charm]

I think she's epic rarity

[delicate jackal]

She's the one who voiced Bayonetta too

I completely forgot 😔🙏

[merry robin]

Bad

[mental swift]

rip

🙏🙏🙏

[vivid osprey]

Just save the emotional labour of redoing Hood's base form VA for a retrofit and make a separate Hood II UR with a new VA

[delicate jackal]

I mean if a Hood META or a "Hood II" exists... They could have a different VA casting

Yeah

[empty eagle]

RIP

[mental swift]

hmmmmm

now the thing is

oh yeah I forgot azur lane doesn't have a proper story

[delicate jackal]

Though sadly no one will ever come close to Atsuko Tanaka's voice acting

[gentle charm]

???

[mental swift]

They can just put some reincarnation shit

And reconstruct it

[merry robin]

Thought she gonna be better rarity

[gentle charm]

Nah

[mental swift]

epic games

[tired crown]

Hood mentioned
Tirpitz included

[gentle charm]

She's an American lend lease ship

[delicate jackal]

You mean the main campaign storyline?

[mental swift]

I think they have the same va

[mental swift]

or whatever it is

[tired crown]

Indeed they do

[delicate jackal]

I'm pretty sure that's a reference to the historical event back then

[vivid osprey]

AL lore omegalul

[mental swift]

Wait...

[delicate jackal]

Yk the part when Bismarck managed to one shot Hood

[mental swift]

If tirpitz was able to get a new VA

why not hood

[mental swift]

Like the literal opening of the game

[tired crown]

[sleek cape]

I personally didn’t want her to get another VA

[delicate jackal]

Can we not start cutting onions here

[sleek cape]

Felt like it would’ve held some respectfulness

[mental swift]

BUT THE GOONING MUST GO ON

[sleek cape]

[empty eagle]

there is a time and a place for gooning

[sleek cape]

I’m calling big brother it’s over.

[empty eagle]

now is not the time

[delicate jackal]

Need more elegant lady designs like Hood 🤞

[mental swift]

Too late

Sex sells

[tired crown]

All I hear is more naked woman

[gentle charm]

Truth nuke

[sleek cape]

Sorry your a few years late

[empty eagle]

like Unryū?

[silver bear]

i mean, its kinda like never having a new Batman VA

[tired crown]

Jarvis, implement that Italian BC

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-monsters-vs-aliens-bob-monsters-vs-aliens-blue-slime-blue-dude-gif-1245470433669060961

[silver bear]

You’re not intrinsically stepping on their reputation

Unless you actively try to scorn their reputation

[sleek cape]

I see

[silver bear]

that my personal opinion

[gentle charm]

Slop😋

[silver bear]

and it leaves room for the character to develop

[empty eagle]

R. Lauria?

[merry robin]

Italian mommy

She made best pizza

[mental swift]

the discord mods only hail more segs than this

[sleek cape]

Same shit every day

[empty eagle]

yo who is this?

[tired crown]

Francesco

[gentle charm]

Look at the irl ship, it's goofy af

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/cars-francesco-bernoulli-bellissima-thank-you-for-your-support-very-beautiful-gif-25819861

[mental swift]

Italian fdg

[sleek cape]

Then he got gapped

[merry robin]

Yeah

[merry robin]

He did btw

[tired crown]

I knew someone were going to use a Cars

[merry robin]

[mental swift]

I have all the cars 2 cars in rvgl

[merry robin]

I have their cards

[mental swift]

I play with the cars 2 cars

[empty eagle]

yo, who designed this?

[mental swift]

All the time

[gentle charm]

That superfiring position is narly

[tired crown]

My unc did frfr

[merry robin]

No way same

[mental swift]

your pfp is so peak

[merry robin]

Are we related

[tired crown]

He knew it would be pretty tanky in War Thunder so he designed it that way

[merry robin]

Shifu

[gentle charm]

Turrets look way out of place

The freeboard on the bow is too low

It's ugly

[mental swift]

is your pfp lelouch

[tired crown]

K bye
Sleep calls for cia drone

[empty eagle]

this is top 1 ugliest ship design not including russian ships

[gentle charm]

Through and through

[tired crown]

[delicate jackal]

How do y'all design your dorm

[mental swift]

where is fooki

[delicate jackal]

Mine is eh...

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/lelouch-darts-cc-code-geass-gif-2251501296123984791

[mental swift]

I don't design my dorm

The game does

[delicate jackal]

Just putting down random stuff I'm guessing?

[gentle charm]

Not even wows could fix it

[empty eagle]

Roma was a good looking ship, C. Colombo, even though fake was good looking, this ship is ugly as fuck

[gentle charm]

Almost all Italian ships are beautiful

[silver bear]

SMS Derfflinger?

[empty eagle]

except this one

[mental swift]

Nah

[silver bear]

Oh

[merry robin]

Sushii

[mental swift]

I buy presets

[karmic delta]

Hello

[mental swift]

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/chained-soldier-yakumo-ezo-gif-11548746430057284062

[mental swift]

I got some presets

[silver bear]

Its an italian BB

[merry robin]

[gentle charm]

Funny how they were the ones to teach the Soviets how to build ships. They must have given them Francesco

[mental swift]

One with cars

The other

Fucking egypt

[empty eagle]

fr

[mental swift]

The other is a camp site

[merry robin]

I honestly dont like her

[delicate jackal]

Why do you only have Guam and Lexi2 in your dorm

[mental swift]

IM BROKE

[empty eagle]

the russians also fucked up the beauty that was royal sovereign

[delicate jackal]

You should totally add that one ship with the bunny ears skin girl

[mental swift]

I CANT BUY MORE SPACE

[delicate jackal]

I think it's Kearsarge

[vivid osprey]

2 more days and we're done with this bullshit

[empty eagle]

no hate to the russians, but god their ship industry was horrifically bad

[gentle charm]

By doing nothing

[mental swift]

YOU GET ME???

[delicate jackal]

How do you become... Broke

Not EVEN 3

[empty eagle]

zero maintenance

[vivid osprey]

25 aff left, too

[mental swift]

get all the sink points

[gentle charm]

They stepped up their game in the cold war, then fell off horribly after

[merry robin]

U really aiming max affinity

WORK GIRLS WORK

[empty eagle]

yup

[vivid osprey]

Might as well, I have nothing else to do in the game atp

well, push w16, I guess

[mental swift]

I USE GEMS FOR DOCK

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-useless-gif-11490765422484720022

[empty eagle]

UK unironically needs better military funding ngl

[merry robin]

Giorno theme

[empty eagle]

especially the navy.

[mental swift]

WHATEVER GEMS I GET

I USE FOR DOCK

[delicate jackal]

Oh makes sense

[merry robin]

I USE FOR SKIN AND RING

[mental swift]

CUZ THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART

[delicate jackal]

Can never have too much dock space

You should totally get Kearsarge on your dorm :))

[mental swift]

TOO MUCH??? I LITERALLY HAVE 5 DOCK SPACE LEFT RIGHT NOW

I HAVE TO 3* LIKE 4 STAGES

[mental swift]

BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY X-4 STAGE TO 3*

[silver bear]

Fucken hell, i stubbed the shit outta my thumb

[empty eagle]

considering Kansas is the hot, how will Vermont end up?

[gentle charm]

Her ship also goofy, but it makes sense unlike Francesco

[mental swift]

lion tier?

[delicate jackal]

Who is Francesco again

[empty eagle]

Thunderer will be hottest royal navy ship

[gentle charm]

One thing is a BB/CV, the other is a BB. How do you fuck that up

[mental swift]

Francesco caracciolo

[gentle charm]

Show

[mental swift]

The ship added in like

Late jan 2026

That nobody cares about

[gentle charm]

Italian fdg in black bikini or something

[delicate jackal]

Oh she looks dope I like her design

Wait you're right... She wants to be FDG so bad

[vivid osprey]

Cool angelic rigging, why is there a naked anime chick in front of it

[gentle charm]

Needed a lot of botox

[merry robin]

I dont have a single PR ship to even have her

I WANT FDG MOMMY

[hard vine]

sorry, that was my bad

will redress her next time

[merry robin]

To add some aura

[gentle charm]

Go full Amish

[solid whale]

oh she looks dope I like her design

[viscid sedge]

she unironically looks like a Blue Archive character, i just can't put my finger on who

[solid whale]

[vivid osprey]

Hasumi

[merry robin]

Guy meet Atago. Atago meet guy

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-dorothy-lick-nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-gif-8937093444098193613

[delicate jackal]

NGL they should add more ships with an "imposing" design like Lion

The nail bite IS EVERYTHING

[hard vine]

Cant be, she looks like an adult

[viscid sedge]

danke

[solid whale]

lion is not imposing

[gentle charm]

Hell yeah

419mm?

[delicate jackal]

I mean look at her

[empty eagle]

457

[empty eagle]

conq was 419

[gentle charm]

18 inch, god damn

[delicate jackal]

Sitting like she's on a throne

[hard vine]

Best AA
Does not even mention flak, the only metric that matters

[silver bear]

Lion definitely comes across as that girl-friend

[hard vine]

wait untill you see Incomparable

[silver bear]

You end up dating

[delicate jackal]

Wait you're right

She does give off that kind of vibe

[merry robin]

Moskva be friendzoning us

[silver bear]

I cast 508mm

[solid whale]

i love my kitten's raccoon tail

[solid whale]

[silver bear]

Tho, iirc the WoWS version isn’t really accurate

[delicate jackal]

Speaking of which I wanna know which among the UR's default designs do you guys like the most

[merry robin]

Ur pet is dog

[silver bear]

and Incomp actually has Diesel engines

[gentle charm]

It's arcady

[empty eagle]

wait until you see satsuma

[gentle charm]

Dunkerque would be able to fire at like 41km if it wasn't balanced

[silver bear]

I meant the model

[gentle charm]

That too

[hard vine]

the difference is that Incomparable is good

[solid whale]

my cat is such a goober i adore him lmao

[empty eagle]

most BBs should be able to shoot further than they can than in WoWs

[silver bear]

which they try to be mostly accurate on, in terms of the actual ships/design

[empty eagle]

satsuma is quite good. Great tank

[hard vine]

nah

[empty eagle]

Incomp is more niche

[empty eagle]

R. Lauria and Tempesta Nera outclasses incomp imo

[empty eagle]

they have the HE and AP damage statistics mixed up

[hard vine]

dont see what that has to do with Satsuma

[vivid osprey]

Can I talk about historical figures and boats too

[empty eagle]

Satsuma isn’t outclassed by any other ship

[hard vine]

Ryuter is a goober

[gentle charm]

Kms adolf h-

[vestal briar]

He got that shit on

[hard vine]

???

[merry robin]

No. Only tiddy boats

[vivid osprey]

It's amazing to me that he looks so fucking ugly in every single portrait there is of him hahaha

[silver bear]

Does satsu have twin or triple 510s?

[vivid osprey]

Even the most favourable artist couldn't get the 7head out the way

[hard vine]

i think i have him as a commander in wows

[gentle charm]

Just get grok to add boobs to him

[empty eagle]

Satsuma has great guns, great range, and a high HP pool. No other ship tier for tier is gonna outclass Satsuma

[gentle charm]

Twin I think

[empty eagle]

besides in speed and agility

[hard vine]

am i getting trolled

its not even in the top 3 super battleships

maybe top 5 if you dont count the upcoming italian one

[silver bear]

idk enough abt WoWS

[vivid osprey]

He liked big ladies

All three of his wives were mega fat

[vestal briar]

Fair enough bro

[vivid osprey]

Brother had a kink

[empty eagle]

What would be the top 3 super BBs then?

[vestal briar]

He got a type

[empty eagle]

Hannover is definitely up there

Maine, not so much

[gentle charm]

Bro had caveman tastes

[vivid osprey]

Either the ugliest children known to man or a double negative making them giga good-looking

No in-between

[empty eagle]

Satsuma beats maine, a competent azuma can beat a competent maine player

[hard vine]

1. Maine
2. Devastation
3. Ushakov or Patrie

Affondatore would take second place if we count it

[empty eagle]

I must disagree

[hard vine]

Alright i should have seen it earlier, sometimes i take the bait too easily

my bad G

[solid whale]

azuma

[empty eagle]

mines

1. Hannover
2. Patrie
3. Satsuma, with devastation in a close 4th imo

[silver bear]

Azumer

[vivid osprey]

''Nah that's on me, I shouldn't have taken that bait'' is my favourite response for replying to bad takes

[solid whale]

[empty eagle]

it’s just that these ships are overplayed by horrible players

[vivid osprey]

It's angry girlfriend levels of backhanded

[hard vine]

Im quite good at those

its a gift

[silver bear]

Me and my mates have learned the hilarious power of T5 LRM spam

[vivid osprey]

''I love how you have the confidence to just wear that in public''

[vestal briar]

Evil

[empty eagle]

yeouch

[silver bear]

this poor fuck in a quickdraw got fucking obliterated

[solid whale]

[silver bear]

By around 130 LRMs

first salvo took a leg and arm

[solid whale]

[hard vine]

Satsuma is genuine ass Would rather have an Aki on the team

[elder forge]

They should start doing April fools skins

Shinano with banana costume

[vivid osprey]

They did, they released skin that a lot of people like unironically 😂 😂 😂

[empty eagle]

Aki is genuinely overpowered as fuck

[trim gyro]

played a bit of MW2 the other day, hard to do on a touchscreen but still a good game for its time

[elder forge]

Which one?

[silver bear]

Woe Be the Double Archer and Stalker lance

[trim gyro]

MW3 gold standard for immersion though

[vivid osprey]

What skin do you like

[solid whale]

I assume the thicc bulin skin

[dark solstice]

call of duty 2 and 4 peak

[silver bear]

i need to try the older MW Games

[empty eagle]

Satsuma is just highly overplayed by trash players.

[silver bear]

4 is the Fedcom Civil war, no?

[trim gyro]

it is, yes

[empty eagle]

But I am also a R. Lauria and Azuma main

[silver bear]

when Lady Steiner threw a hissy fit

And shattered the realm

[solid whale]

now that i have her i will only play atago

[trim gyro]

that's called a coup

[hard vine]

right now im a vamp2 main

that thing is dirt nasty

[silver bear]

Potato, Potatoe

[empty eagle]

I’m grinding daring rn, stuck in the pos that is Jervis

can’t wait to get lightning

then I’d have better torps and guns, hopefully

[silver bear]

i can’t wait to get my hands on a Bushwacker

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/vamp-metal-gear-solid-mgs-outer-heaven-daniel-gif-24697879

[silver bear]

its a neat battlemech

[dark solstice]

wrong vamp?

[trim gyro]

Victor might be a bastard but he was the legitimate heir and he's not the one who murdered their own mother

[silver bear]

We stan Vic Steiner Davion

[hard vine]

Despite all my rage i'm still just a rat in a cage

[silver bear]

was he the one that fought on Trell 1

And Tycross?

[dark solstice]

cages are awesome

[merry robin]

Nahhhh

[trim gyro]

He fought in lots of places

[silver bear]

but its the same guy

[mental swift]

everyone around me is agent smith

[silver bear]

that’s gotta smart, fight all the wat to the clan Homeworlds

[trim gyro]

anyway inner sphere leaders are usually some combination of crazy and/or bastard
steiners are occasionally very crazy, davions are usually bastards
and these people decided to do a political marriage

[silver bear]

just for your sister to drive a wedge into your home

[mental swift]

Or can be turned into agent smith

[silver bear]

And explode everything you fought for

[trim gyro]

the entire civil war was basically the writers hitting the panic button because they couldn't have one faction actually winning

[drowsy swan]

we talked at BattleTech?

[silver bear]

Ye

[drowsy swan]

wooooo

[silver bear]

I get it

And like

Considering how volatile the early days of FedCom were

Im not suprised it crumbled

[drowsy swan]

i’m surprised the Capellan’s are still around even during the ilclan era

[silver bear]

considering they were at Odds with one another into the Galtor campaign

[hard vine]

OK but where are the baddies at

[trim gyro]

mechcommander 2 is also set during the civil war, you play as mercenaries hired to fight some suspiciously well timed and equipped pirates on Carver V

[hard vine]

[vestal briar]

Someone remind me to never play warthunder ever again

[silver bear]

Clanner date ends with a shattered spine

[hard vine]

Rickroll doesnt work without Audio

[empty eagle]

why

[empty eagle]

u right

[vestal briar]

Are you fr asking why

[trim gyro]

doesn't work if you like the song either

[empty eagle]

Yes

[gentle charm]

I think that's a man, lowkey

[trim gyro]

"aw you got me, you made me listen to a song I like"

[drowsy swan]

that’s a woman

A genetically engineered 7 foot tall one

[gentle charm]

I got 8.7 Jap

[vestal briar]

Was trying to play the f14 but the game hates me

[silver bear]

the Battletech clanners are just genetically modified super soldiers

[gentle charm]

Smash

[empty eagle]

whatchu know about THE Carmelldansen

[vestal briar]

Planes or tanks

[hard vine]

Haaaank dont abbreviate japanese haaaank

[silver bear]

in different ways

[vestal briar]

It's Swedish

[empty eagle]

Can’t relate, I main the UK tech tree

[vestal briar]

I've done USA, UK, France and Germany for air

[gentle charm]

Japp

Sjokolade

[empty eagle]

UK air so peak

[hard vine]

[gentle charm]

I love Troika

[vestal briar]

I like the phantoms and the tonkas

[silver bear]

So what’s your opinion on Kerensky’s exodus

[empty eagle]

I don’t like the phantoms

big ass bricks

[vestal briar]

L

[silver bear]

ive met some who understand why he left

And others that see it was a mistake

[empty eagle]

Eurofighter best

[vestal briar]

Good thing you've got 8 missiles

[empty eagle]

French air tree pretty fire

[vestal briar]

Top tier air is too much for me