al-general

[devout bough]

it can only carry dumb bomb

[sage zealot]

sorry its not way less , f35b weaponds payload is 15k vs 14.3k; ofc the F35C claps botth of them with 18k lb

[empty eagle]

the weight stated is the beast mode configuration, so no stealth

internal payload for F-35B is only 2,600kg

[devout bough]

That mostly impacts ground strike missions

which again, Su-33 was not designed to do

Air to Air loadout Su-33 carries much more than an F-35 even with external hardpoints

[empty eagle]

F-35C is 22k LBS 10,000kg

[empty eagle]

true

[devout bough]

Su-33 doesn't even have a screen it can use TGP with

[granite lagoon]

F-111f aardvark

[devout bough]

[violet panther]

larger chinese stealth(?) J-20 has like 3500kg internal payload?

[empty eagle]

also the MiG-29K outclasses the SU-33 in ground attack, but is dominated by the F-35B

[devout bough]

why are we even talking about carrier exclusive aviation

[empty eagle]

J-20 is a much larger aircraft than the 35B

[devout bough]

since Su-33s and MiG-29KRs aren't even sortieing out of carriers atm

[violet panther]

nvm J-20 is airforce, not navy

[devout bough]

[sleek cape]

It’s you.

[violet panther]

then do we look at chinese J-15 for on-carrier capacity instead?

[devout bough]

J-15T dies instantly

due to no countermeasures

[empty eagle]

J-20 is huge, so it would’ve been embarrassing to have a smaller combat loadout internally

[violet panther]

may be

[violet panther]

like comparable or greater than F-22?

[empty eagle]

Bigger than the F-22

[violet panther]

and hope that canard-delta sure help that

[devout bough]

J-15T rocks up to BVR fight

Runs out of chaff after defending 1 AMRAAM

Dies

[silver bear]

Hullo

[empty eagle]

J-20 internal weapons loadout is 5,400kg (i think) and the F-22 is only 1775 kg

[violet panther]

as humiliating as indian Rafale?

[haughty gale]

Nah

[devout bough]

they were flown by Indians and we don't talk about them

[haughty gale]

Exhaust will burn the flight deck

[violet panther]

ok

[devout bough]

Raffles have like 500 countermeasures, ECM, MAWS, digital full coverage RWR

managing to be shot down in the opening stage in BVR is quite impressive

[timid mesa]

Replace it with steel

[empty eagle]

J-20 is 2 meters longer than the F-22 but the canards help with internal loudout

they have the same wing area shockingly with the F-22 beating it by .04 meters

[devout bough]

look if that fat ass Su-34 with L-150 Pastel and its massive 150 degrees dead cone can defend against several Patriot PAC-3s

[empty eagle]

real men never diss on the rafale

[devout bough]

i'm not taking any excuses

[empty eagle]

indian government massively underestimated their opponent, leading to a shoot down

[empty eagle]

resulting in under preparation leading to a ambush

[ember spindle]

why is chibi cowpens so bouncy

[empty eagle]

because chibi

[devout bough]

why can't Russia make a good RWR omg

[ember spindle]

no but way bouncier than dido/laffey/kronshtadt in the dorm

[empty eagle]

but but but, cowpens chibi

[devout bough]

SPO-5 is a joke, SPO-10 is 4 blinking lights, SPO-15 is usuable but segmented when everyone else has digital, and SPO-150 has a massive 150 degree dead cone above and below

[empty eagle]

same reason why they can’t make good ships

[violet panther]

Unrjuu

[empty eagle]

I love unryū

Manjuu what would it take for me to get unryū

Manjuu

please

Manjuu

I’ll purchase a nissan skyline GT-R and give it a Unryū themed wrap

or a porsche

please

[violet panther]

Unryuu in HSR = Hysilen

[empty eagle]

i can see the vision

[empty eagle]

there is a lamborghini gallardo for sale near my house

actually

wait a minute

[ember spindle]

type shit...?

[empty eagle]

I’ll just buy more cubes

[empty eagle]

?

[worthy pagoda]

how much does it cost?

[empty eagle]

but yes, there is a car sale near my house. Bought a car or two from the guy

[violet panther]

150k $, for millions of cubes or that lamby?

[empty eagle]

150k

[empty eagle]

lambo

or the cubes i don’t care

[empty eagle]

ish

I’m pretty sure the bid is around 160k

I could probably outbid that

if i tried

but yeah

[violet panther]

rather 3-5 regular-cars for your next 30 years than that lambo

[tired crown]

$150K and invest into something to buy both

[ocean star]

Hello👐

[empty eagle]

I have a reliable Camry as a daily car

[violet panther]

unless it's Mambo car...

i have Corolla Cross

[empty eagle]

used to have a porsche 718 cayman, but then i sold it

[empty eagle]

yooo corolla cross is fire i can’t even lie

W taste

[violet panther]

it's 2021's

[empty eagle]

oh

Ayyeee look on the bright side that’s better than nothing

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/matikanetannhauser-mambo-yakuza-gif-10173376839318332037

[empty eagle]

tfw when a certain AI app needs age verification but a lewd gacha game doesn’t

y’all wanna place bets on who will be added for this year’s wows collab?

hope it’s daring

because that would be bold

one might say

daring

[tired crown]

Uhhh
Lion

[burnt idol]

Essex

[empty eagle]

thunderer’d be quite thunderous

[ember spindle]

turgut reis

[burnt idol]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-meme-gif-7813151245686965975

[empty eagle]

eh? Sex?

[violet panther]

Which Daring-class consider pr/dr?

[burnt idol]

Me

[empty eagle]

Daring herself

vampire 2

[violet panther]

why would Daring be pr/dr?

[empty eagle]

assuming she would be added from the collab with woes

wows*

[violet panther]

but Daring is built

[empty eagle]

which automatically makes her pr/dr

I guess

[violet panther]

need to be experimental config, like Halford, to be considered

[empty eagle]

Druid

[empty eagle]

the “super daring”

bam problem solved

[violet panther]

that's more like it

[empty eagle]

USS Hull could work

the one with 203mm DM guns

nvm

she was built

forgot bout that

Ohio

Ohio wasn’t built

[violet panther]

Ohio of Montana's? that's a classic, 1 slot at best for that

[empty eagle]

Ohio isn’t monty class tho?

that’s like saying Georgia was a iowa class

[violet panther]

it's Montana-hull with different gun

[empty eagle]

Georgia is a iowa hull with different gun

Ohio is also geared to secondaries and aux

[violet panther]

Georgia hull ain't even resembling Iowa-class at all

[empty eagle]

georgia’s hull was based off of a preliminary iowa design

[silver bear]

I mean, Ohio is a WoWS creation

As implemented

[violet panther]

Georgia hull is likely a stretched North Carolina's

[empty eagle]

georgia was based off of Design IV which ended up as iowa

but alas the US did also test 457mm ships

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-leon-kennedy-leon-resident-evil-9-resident-evil-leon-gif-6513558974985310825

[haughty gale]

It could work, her WoWs version has all her guns as Mk71s compared to her real life counterpart which had one Mk71 and 2 Mk42s.

[empty eagle]

Monty had a 457mm gun proposal

[empty eagle]

oh sick

[empty eagle]

the Iowas were also proposed to carry 457s, but they were too heavy and provided too little a gain to offset the weight

[timid mesa]

Incomparable one mmmm

[empty eagle]

satsuma

thunderer, besides Unryū is probably one of the hottest ship in terms of design

and alongside cheshire

mmmghf

I love unryū

[tired crown]

OPEC KI
What’s next ASEAN KI?

[violet panther]

already did that last year

[tired crown]

[violet panther]

it was even IRGCki on certain other channel during April Fool

[empty eagle]

pan-asian yammy

the day Unryū gets put in wows, is the day i spend money in wows

[violet panther]

her historical loadout is like t6-8 at best?

[empty eagle]

T8 if it’s pre-midway design

T6 if post midway

[violet panther]

ain't Shoukek standard T8?

[empty eagle]

true

however Unryū could be a sidegrade to shōkaku

faster replenishing ships, unique kamikaze squadrons

[violet panther]

that's why i range her between 6-8 in any order, or/and premium

[empty eagle]

probably just gonna be a coal ship

Her kamikaze planes would be jets/rocket propelled

[agile tapir]

Hey guys, before I end up forgetting to figure it out before it's gone, mind if I know how to get all 7 Endings of the current Event Story?

[empty eagle]

i lowkey just pressed random dialogue

[placid gulch]

-w-

[empty eagle]

no attack squadrons only kamikaze, dive bombers and torps

[mental pasture]

i wish the loading screens lasted longer

[agile tapir]

Oh, I just forget to do the 1st one. XD

[empty eagle]

she also has rockets for AA

[teal girder]

i wish there are new loading screens

[placid gulch]

loading screenless

[modern yoke]

What's this?

[violet panther]

remind me of ol-classic "black screen with loading bars" in some older mmorpg

[teal girder]

very SFW its just potter and missle

[ember spindle]

hey what if both random comics and every loading screen ever

the comics are adorable and often funny
the normal loading screens are beautiful to look at and funny in making the public al player scramble to hide their screen

[placid gulch]

the endings for the event -w-

[violet panther]

compare to a Promillia's loading screen...

[static kernel]

slim taihou

slim taihou

[violet panther]

middleschoolhou?

[mellow jolt]

slim taiho looks better ngl

[agile tapir]

She actually looks good.

[static kernel]

mediumhou

[mellow jolt]

we need to see a flat taiho

[violet panther]

that's KC Taihou in nutshell

[static kernel]

Exactly

That is genuinely awesome

[violet panther]

well hope she's not trollqueen like...

[static kernel]

Everyone knows taihou so that pic i posted should challenge them

To come around to not so big boobs sometimes

[royal sigil]

[royal sigil]

[calm cairn]

Does anyone collect figures?

[static kernel]

No

[calm cairn]

[frank relic]

figured

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/figure-doors-roblox-roblox-doors-doors-jeny-punker-gif-9823877464070483743

[frank relic]

Used to have a bunch of gundam and senran kagura , then one day nieces raided the place

[modern moon]

Yes but gundams

[mellow jolt]

I feel like kc character design is better than al

[static kernel]

Half and half

[mellow jolt]

Al is wayyy to sexual

[static kernel]

Some al designs i like more
Others i prefer kc

[violet panther]

kc design is generally conservative

[frank relic]

KC still exist to this day ?

[static kernel]

ironically kc has more standards for dds than al

Cough mutsuki class

[mellow jolt]

ip locked

[calm cairn]

If there are any issues with R18, I will withdraw.

[frank relic]

I can see the bump if i squint enough

[mellow jolt]

you can see it clearly

[static kernel]

its funny cause kc mutsuki is more mature than al mutsuki

Relatively

[ember spindle]

things that mei throws at the moon as a gift

[static kernel]

like what the fuck

[mellow jolt]

yeah somewhat

[violet panther]

kc kisaragi.. a roller coaster of

[frank relic]

KC eugen is AL hipper

[violet panther]

more like AL blucher

[ember spindle]

[calm cairn]

I feel sorry for the chicken having to endure such immense pressure.

[mellow jolt]

more like blucher

Hipper is flat

[teal girder]

funko pop

[static kernel]

Thats why i like kc standard for dd size better than al

[static kernel]

al is too extreme between titymonster or full blown loli for dd

[frank relic]

musashi

[mellow jolt]

al just give the extreme

[teal girder]

titty loli

z52

[static kernel]

What good is extreme if theres no middle ground to bounce off of

[calm cairn]

:OwariWO😋

[violet panther]

quite a dangerous view

[static kernel]

The fuck you mean shes a titty loli

[frank relic]

Owari da 💀

[solid whale]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b8b0852ad4ca168e03cb831ded17bc0a/tumblr_pzjv1mVDmn1uxybkho2_500.gif

[static kernel]

Joined today just for this lol

[static kernel]

i am grateful to shisantian for designing dds that step away from 100% loli without going straight to titcows

Suzutsuki

Also dds like allen and l'audacieux

[teal girder]

hatsu

[static kernel]

That are more conservative with boob sizes

[static kernel]

Thanx for reminding me

Funny that her swimsuit DEflated her a bit

[teal girder]

soda bottle

[frank relic]

nuke the floof

[mellow jolt]

how much does these figures cost?

$100?

[teal girder]

100 to ship more like

[frank relic]

And extra 100 to bribe the custom office

The figure are exactly the thing that my country won't allow me to bring back

[warm gyro]

Orbs

[mellow jolt]

which country bans figures😭

[frank relic]

mine ban the import of pornography and this figure unfortunately fall into that category

[teal girder]

liquid water

[frank relic]

Meh tradition and morality

[drowsy bay]

Yo I just open chat and this what flashed on me

Also dang that's the most detail figure made

[violet panther]

you were "blessed"

[teal girder]

would your country scissor the hentai floppy disk?

[frank relic]

Hmm i dunno about floppy disk but for sure they will confisticate Hentai disk.

[empty eagle]

grinding AL for more cubes

😭😭😭😭😭😭

two days left til the end of the event

[frank relic]

weird that they haven't announced the next event , could be rerun "/

[empty eagle]

YESSS

YESS

YESS

YESSSSS

[frank relic]

And summer draw near , soon another Sakura Ur

[empty eagle]

FINALLLYYYYYY

FINALLLY

YESSSS

UNRYŪ DOES LOVE ME

[ember spindle]

congratulations!!!

[frank relic]

but what it cost

[empty eagle]

Everything

BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT

I LOVE YOU MANJUU

I LOVE YOU

there’s a lambo dealer near me, I’ll see if they let me buy one

1 hour 7 minute drive

fuck nah

never mind not at this hour

[mellow jolt]

is the Unryu even good?

[empty eagle]

I just got her i have no idea

she’s hot

so there’s that

[frank relic]

i am disappointed that she have no extra line when sorties with katsuragi or any similar zapping ship

in fact all the new ship doesn't have

[rancid compass]

Unryuu is bad, just scrap

[empty eagle]

Do NOT listen to this person ^^^

fucking liar

unryū is great

the best ship ever

[rancid compass]

nono i'm totally trustworthy

[empty eagle]

there is nothing better than unryū

[rancid compass]

look at his name, he's biased

[frank relic]

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-peach-cat-mochi-mochi-peach-cat-gif-gomi-gif-9937746879134465288

[empty eagle]

I was gonna celebrate, but I got mugged attempting this a couple years back, don’t want that to happen

[rancid compass]

trust me bro

[empty eagle]

Nah, I have more credibility

[frank relic]

trust like luke is about to drop into the pit

[rancid compass]

exactly, you should trust me like Luke did

[empty eagle]

luke I am your father

[frank relic]

https://tenor.com/view/gene-gene-endrody-luke-skywalker-gif-21919541

Meanwhile i am waiting for Mogador rerun because i have a bunch of her skin but not the person herself

[calm cairn]

[frank relic]

That said , is Mogador still relevant or got powercrept ?

[violet panther]

Arlecchino : "i am you father"

[violet panther]

benched by safer option that is Z52

[solid whale]

oh yea

got my swimsuit atago statue today

[meager haven]

Mogador always been Midador

How long Atago take to arrive

[empty eagle]

A true man never speaks ill of mogador

[solid whale]

couple weeks iirc

[empty eagle]

in fact a true man never speaks ill of any shipgirl

[violet panther]

true man know proper-situation to comment (slander or glaze) a shipgirl

[silver bear]

Hello

[silver bear]

Hood is best shipgirl

i will not elaborate nor compromise

[upper flame]

[violet panther]

[frank relic]

she is bested by biscuit so she is not the best

[silver bear]

and pray tell, where is biscuit

[violet panther]

both became submarine

[silver bear]

Hood was also 20 yrs older, and in desperate need of refits

and updating

and had already been in several skirmishes before the eventual run in with Biscuit occurred

[tight roost]

boiii ts hotter than the sahara desert 🥵

[violet panther]

Is she from gup?

[silver bear]

Hood and Vanguard

(According to DanB)

[violet panther]

[silver bear]

wait mo

the tag has changed

Bruh

Its artist/commissioner OC

[empty eagle]

both hotter than the core of a nuclear explosion at it’s peak

[silver bear]

my bad bruh

[empty eagle]

vanguard does not have allat even though she’s drawn by ASK

[silver bear]

1. Irs not vangy

Exibit A, Hood herself

boobsize is relative

[empty eagle]

ohhhh i am stupid

[silver bear]

for Shipgirls

[empty eagle]

hood is hot

[silver bear]

(Its my bad, the tag changed, lol)

i remember it being Vangy at one point

[empty eagle]

there’s limits and confines of course

[silver bear]

but anywho

[empty eagle]

overwise it become body horror

[silver bear]

as an aside

[drowsy wasp]

Gut Morning

[silver bear]

alot of the “Hood Refit” models

[languid dawn]

Vanguard?

[silver bear]

Have the angled style Funnels on Hood

and it always looks a bit funky to me

i personally think her straight trunked funnels look better

[solid whale]

hood also has magic clothes

[languid dawn]

magic clothes?

[silver bear]

Honestly

Hood has stayed fairly consistent tiddywise

since her first skin

[solid whale]

there be A magical incantaion on her top

[silver bear]

its like the artist just when “sike”

I do adore her dress tho

wish it had the extra garnishes of her “prototype” design

[languid dawn]

[empty eagle]

where incantation?

[languid dawn]

hi there

[solid whale]

the booba hiding one

[silver bear]

FUCK i can’t find it

Hood is def flat in her base skin

And refuses to be in any other

[languid dawn]

dont u think that outfit is hindering her

[silver bear]

seems to be a feature of British BCs if the Renown sisters are anything to go by

Theirs an older design for Hood

And her dress is both longer

And has more flourishes on it

And I cant find it

[empty eagle]

this?

oh shit i posted it twice

[silver bear]

YES

[empty eagle]

thank me later

[silver bear]

bruh, am i stupid

Where was it?

[empty eagle]

the wiki

[silver bear]

well shit

[empty eagle]

“Hood OG Art”

[silver bear]

shoulda looked their

thx mate

[empty eagle]

not a problem

[silver bear]

i kinda fw the original idea more

But she’s great either way

[restive wing]

This is what san diego get caught by shark
This is what San Diego she be like in JoJo Bizarre SBR winning horse racing

[empty eagle]

the OG is more elegant imo

[silver bear]

Actually

Something thats really quite interesting to me

Is that when first built

[empty eagle]

whereas the new dress feels less elegant with less flourishes, after all, hood’s namesake was Samuel Hood, a viscount

[silver bear]

The renowns were rocking a 6” main belt

and it was only after Jutland in like, 1917-18 that they got a refit that updated them to the 9” belt of the Other British BCs

[languid dawn]

look like the white dress beneath have more layers than before

the old one is long and thin

the new is thick and short

[silver bear]

theirs also the fact that hood is far more gifted boob-wise

In all her other skins

Than her base

The only one that breaks that trend

Is her kimono skin

[languid dawn]

Kimono is another hindering one

so it will nerf a bit

if they want the kimono to lose down a bit then the girl boob will be bigger and reverse

[silver bear]

Maybe

But like

How much compression can you achieve to show basically nothing at all

[restive wing]

[meager haven]

Alot

[languid dawn]

what if hood 2030 her booba were now bigger than her head

jk

[meager haven]

It will happen

[violet panther]

depend on who (va) replace hers

[meager haven]

It’s not even a jk

[restive wing]

True if Hood her boob is big enough i could wish it was big

[meager haven]

So true bestie

[restive wing]

But who is gonna va for hood?

[languid dawn]

a bit bigger will be fine

[meager haven]

I like Hood as she is tyvm

[calm cairn]

[restive wing]

See boob

[meager haven]

Kill this man

[silver bear]

Hood gaining a little more boob wouldn’t bother me

so long as its balanced with her body

[languid dawn]

th

who is this

[meager haven]

Anchorage

How can you not know our toddler woman😔

[languid dawn]

i cant see her face bruh

how can i know a girl

[meager haven]

Yes you can

[languid dawn]

by seeing

their tits

[meager haven]

By the stance, the clothes, the hair, the eyes

[restive wing]

Also their thigh

[meager haven]

Sussy wussy

[languid dawn]

sorry

im not that good

i need to see the face yk

[meager haven]

Okay

[meager haven]

What if I showed you Atago

But wait it’s actually Choukai

But wait it’s actually a GFL character

[empty eagle]

at least we aren’t lewding unicorn

[languid dawn]

choukai dont have ears

[meager haven]

Yeah that’s the dev’s job

[languid dawn]

Atago had

Atago hair is long

Takao is short

[meager haven]

Her ears aren’t her face

[empty eagle]

scuttle yourself❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰 /s (with rizz)

[meager haven]

I’m just being a smartass for no reason don’t mind me.

[restive wing]

Unicorn she is most wholesome person i ever met first she call you big brother

[meager haven]

Do NOT watch episode 8 of the first anime uncensored.

[empty eagle]

Unicorn our little sister

[empty eagle]

I already did 💔

[languid dawn]

Do u see any sisters of Anchorage

[meager haven]

Rip bro💔

[languid dawn]

that they look almost like 100%

[empty eagle]

the pirating website only had the uncensored stuff

[languid dawn]

that make u need to remember other specific feature to remember

ur example is non sense bro

[static sparrow]

Yes she do

they're floppy just like azuma's

[languid dawn]

oh she does?

ah i saw now

her ears sre resting on her hair

like Chitose or Chidoya

[empty eagle]

arknights and AL crossover when?

[devout bough]

Her thighs are divine

[empty eagle]

Wišadel in AL would do wonders ngl

[devout bough]

I want to put my head between her thighs

[meager haven]

Avrora kinda a baddie

[empty eagle]

who’s this?

[devout bough]

Avrora

[meager haven]

Avrora’s cruise pass skin

[empty eagle]

oh shoot

[restive wing]

Idk what next collab with azur lane hmmm idk hmm Chained Solider?

[meager haven]

We have the DoA collab (for the third time)

I would not complain about another Ryza collab ngl.

Actually buy Yumia and Ryza cake

Or TLR with a new unit or two.

[devout bough]

Dead on arrival

[meager haven]

So true

[frank relic]

i lost hope of seeing any old collab rerun

[cedar hawk]

wahoo

[meager haven]

Mmm Rumey

[cedar hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/team-wahoo-wahoo-don-quixote-limbus-company-gif-15996752773510341169

[frank relic]

wish they put them on the store...

[cedar hawk]

only

5 more UR to MLB

[meager haven]

Who’s left

And why is one Shimakaze?

Actually. Shimakaze isn’t in light pool is she?

[sour granite]

i think she is

[cedar hawk]

these are left

[meager haven]

Zamn. Never gotten her as a drop then.

[cedar hawk]

ignore soyuz cuz

shes a copy

alr MLB my og a while ago

[meager haven]

My goat Willy save my girl

[cedar hawk]

gotta get some more proto first then

[meager haven]

GL fam

I personally still got like half the URs in the game to MLB.

[cedar hawk]

any banner UR not shown there is already MLB'd

i own all shop/banner UR

[meager haven]

Never mind.. I have 4+1… When tf did I mlb most of these girls

[cedar hawk]

nap time

[meager haven]

Adios

Mog should also be in here but I killed her.

[restive wing]

Hmmm Mogadoro

[modern yoke]

Nice

[tired crown]

He just like me fr fr

[ember spindle]

omg is that

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-bunny-bnuuy-bnuy-PSQMiLUOgig6Fc2kRW

[drowsy bay]

Hey

[drowsy bay]

Those are kinda pretty two big reason

[rustic sapphire]

Even breasts cant save this game

[drowsy bay]

Yes without it what is the game about?

• Socrates

[violet panther]

breast is just a variable

[tired crown]

If you are a game because of breast
Then what are you without it
-Socrates type shit

[drowsy bay]

Breastless

[violet panther]

"Sun Tzu, the Art of Goon"

[drowsy bay]

"To confused your enemy you need to goon" - goon master

[violet panther]

funnier if u r an Arsenal (football/soccer) fans, officially called Gooner

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-minecraft-kagerou-imaizumi-pickaxe-cute-gif-9451401409746756370

[drowsy bay]

Gooner!?

Well that's nice

[violet panther]

i did that with iron pants

[drowsy bay]

Mine straight down you will get unlimited diamond

[ionic gulch]

Haku and Soyuz on 3 star lb?

Wells that's diabolical

[cedar hawk]

lazy for haku

and that soyuz is a clone

alr have a mlb 125 soyuz

[drowsy bay]

I'm curious which shipgirls is the heaviest that can shake the surrounding

That can end the world

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-formidable-scary-gif-20951555

[ionic gulch]

Have another max lb one

[sour granite]

[violet panther]

undisputably Formidable

[drowsy bay]

How heavy?

Is heavy than a blackhole?

[solid whale]

we should put the botes on a pure seed oil diet

[violet panther]

between 65kg to 2 million tons

[drowsy bay]

Damm

[violet panther]

erect sails on battleships

[drowsy bay]

She have been drinking a lot of oil

and sweets

[drowsy bay]

and even a tea

[violet panther]

or clad with solar panels on every surface available

[drowsy bay]

Hm perfect can flatten a city with her

[ember spindle]

☝️

[violet panther]

if u drop a Formi on Hormuz strait, would entire sea be dried of water from impact?

[cedar hawk]

there will be no strait

it will be flattened

[violet panther]

just a 20km-radius crater?

[drowsy bay]

No it will form another strait so Iran can't reach it

[violet panther]

basically, that peninsula is gone

[sour granite]

tntju

[violet panther]

[oblique dove]

Yeah hololive event

[drowsy bay]

So that's why in AL we are running out of oil for shipgirls to get

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/vtuber-hololive-ホロライブ-shirakami-fubuki-fubuki-gif-26172420

[sour granite]

o a skin

[oblique dove]

Anyway I'm taking a break from drawing stuff

[violet panther]

oil managment is personal skill issue

[drowsy bay]

What if we make a oil cargo submarine

[violet panther]

dont worry, Hormuz in AL world is still belong to the Bri'ish

[drowsy bay]

Yeah all you need is tea to get pass

[violet panther]

and Entea is an emissery there

[ember spindle]

but what goes on in iran? they're gonna want a say if they're not also a royal colony

[violet panther]

[drowsy bay]

Brings them more tea to distracted them - British

[violet panther]

in ww2, Kingdom of Iran was originally nazi-sympathizer, until Allies's Operation Counternance yeeted that idea and become reluctant cooperator of Allies

forming the southern Iran-corridor supply route to Soviet Union from India Ocean

[solid whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1282523011680964670/essex-azur-lane.gif

[drowsy bay]

And here's the giant eating a small one

such a beautiful creature

[white fjord]

Guys help, what plane is this?

This is from AL

[violet panther]

a Siren CV-based fighter?

[static kernel]

Jean bart best

Better waifu than alsace i daresay

[gloomy spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/514333656312053763/1067931487061688380/ezgif-4-feebca467b.gif

[white fjord]

It says... FB-22

[violet panther]

really a siren fighter-bomber

[tired crown]

Soyuz flying a Su-24/34 when

[modern moon]

Unhinged black bird F22 breed

[violet panther]

if Soyuz would willing to fly air-force planes

[woeful mica]

So when are they gonna give Essex her jets

[violet panther]

Ace Combat 8 will be granted that before AL

[modern moon]

By that point she has to go under modernization

[violet panther]

the SC(P)-125

[shut crane]

big booba UR carriers

[modern moon]

I mean if she gets jets is probably korean war era like F9F Panther,F9F Cougar and F2H Banshee

[violet panther]

noice Pokejamas

[tired crown]

Where the pikapika

[modern moon]

And SCB-27.While were talking about naval fighter jet i wonder what SKK pilot probably F/A-18 or Tomcat

[violet panther]

SKK pilot a ADF-167 Falken

as seen in the Island

[shut crane]

wifemagi looking so wife

[ocean pawn]

wrong hair colour

is broken

[violet panther]

looks more like Kii

[ocean pawn]

nah that is amagi

because eyebrows

[modern moon]

Does he really need to go Mach 2.2 necessary?

[ocean pawn]

also hair ornament

[violet panther]

Mach 2 is "cruise" average for Falken

[ocean pawn]

dis is kii

[timid mesa]

Since when Skk privately bought Belkan most advanced jet

[violet panther]

Belkan = Iron Blood

[ocean pawn]

Belkan = Balkan = Bosnia

[violet panther]

or what future Iron Blood could be in Strangereal

[timid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-rdj-juggtok-giftok-tonystark-facials-gif-3958302751287261929

[violet panther]

sure.....

[ocean pawn]

just spitting facts

[violet panther]

what a "facts" there

[ocean pawn]

tis pure facts

I have my sources

[modern moon]

SKK can pull any sort of maneuver he doesn't care about G-force

[violet panther]

uh huh

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/tu95-tuesday-planes-soviet-military-aviation-gif-27594507

[shut crane]

wow, they grew up

[violet panther]

hope u wear earmuff or headset in tu-95

[ocean pawn]

love it

[modern moon]

heh. FAB 9000

[ocean pawn]

just like the plane

[rustic sapphire]

Arrive at work
See coworker screen
Its naked women

[meager haven]

Blow them up

[worthy pagoda]

Was it AL

[rustic sapphire]

No real women on reddit

[violet panther]

at least less uncanny than naked men screen

[meager haven]

On reddit

[ember spindle]

nagato talking to the average belkan aerospace engineer and doing her best not to ram her turrets into the mf:

[ocean pawn]

sit down and join him

if you can't beat them join them

[worthy pagoda]

You could probably find subreddits for every fetish that exists

[violet panther]

Mitsubishi heavy industry agent : ikimasuyo

or imagine if Nagato request Belkan engineer to install Hatsune-Miku AI into their jet-fighter

[shut crane]

better have clothed anime women on screen

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/mudrock-gif-25659912

[ocean pawn]

nude* thank me later

[violet panther]

also "clothed anime women"

[meager haven]

How well would Owari’s horns work as handles for a motorcycle

[rustic sapphire]

Owari 3d dorm when

[ocean pawn]

no

[meager haven]

Yes

[violet panther]

quite steep handle upfront

[ocean pawn]

[violet panther]

or upright like a Harley Davidson

[errant yew]

Btw my mom’s car is totaled some jackazz was speeding

[meager haven]

Damn bro

[violet panther]

rip

[meager haven]

She good at least?

[errant yew]

Yes

[rose spire]

Hey Boob lovers

[errant yew]

If my mom would of died i would of sued his entire family

[rustic sapphire]

Armpits lover*

[errant yew]

After the shit my dad went through with his accident

[shut crane]

I'm a floof lover

amagi just happens to have boobs too

[meager haven]

Uhuh

[errant yew]

Broke his body in 4 places including his skull

[meager haven]

Oh jesus

[modern moon]

She wouldn't. Simple as that

[violet panther]

[meager haven]

Wouldn’t what?

[errant yew]

He’s lucky to be alive

[modern moon]

Like you said

[meager haven]

Wouldn’t what? Have her horns removed?

[rustic sapphire]

She let you take the horns if you reach 200 afinity

[meager haven]

I can imagine with a skill fracture?

[modern moon]

yes

[meager haven]

Nah man

She’d totally just plop them off for ya.

She don’t care.

[errant yew]

And it’s that reason if another infraction of a stupid jackazz causing harm to accident again this is why I would sue his entire family because idiots ruining others lives with their ignorance

[meager haven]

Bros out here really do as a tiger would, huh?

[errant yew]

People need to start considering the consequences of their actions while on the road

[modern moon]

Fair enough.

[meager haven]

I should actually just ask Dish this the next time he ever appears in chat. I’m sure he’d love it.

[errant yew]

If i was that officer i would of tazered him in the dick after giving a ticket

These degenerates need to receive more punishment for just speeding if you total someones car its either death or not and that’s something that should be severely punished for

[drowsy bay]

She was hiding her two mountains

[vivid osprey]

Dude unapologetically goons to his own characters

Based

[drowsy bay]

Who is drawing this with one hand because it looks nice

[worthy pagoda]

Check out the Bismarck posted in al-art

[vivid osprey]

I hate that people in here refuse to credit artists

Unethical gooning

[drowsy bay]

Holy moly the al art is full of flashes

[violet panther]

reversed bnuuy too

[solid whale]

good LORD

[errant yew]

Lol

[vivid osprey]

Anyway it's this guy

https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/63092821

[drowsy bay]

This guy makes a lot hot drawing and cute one's

very impressive

[cedar hawk]

cant even trace back

so

shruh

[vivid osprey]

Saucenao and tinyeye didn't bear fruit for me either

[cedar hawk]

a lot of the time they just materialised

[vivid osprey]

So I just put "Owari" into Gelbooru because I figured it was new art if those didn't clip it and lo and behold

Second result

[cedar hawk]

either way im lazy too

[shut crane]

oh, sorry, I was away pooping

[cedar hawk]

and you cannot do anything abt me being a lazy fuck

[vivid osprey]

You are Shinano, it's excusable

[cedar hawk]

oh shit belfast fumo for 6 dollars

🤑

if im

daring enough

i could buy a shinano phone case rn

but

[shut crane]

if an image is unedited I find google search works really well

[cedar hawk]

ill have a lot to explain

to everyone

[shut crane]

6 dollaridoos

[cedar hawk]

and i cannot be bothered

[shut crane]

explain nothing

https://tenor.com/view/neiguex-based-gif-21892118

[cedar hawk]

to explain why i have a phone case with half naked boobs

[shut crane]

explain nothing

[hearty salmon]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

AND I SEE FLOOF

I post my own

Look at this thing

Its so fluffy

[shut crane]

what a goober

[drowsy bay]

Which shipgirls is biteable

[hearty salmon]

Also holy shit she’s benching a plate while being like sub 45KG

Jesus what are they feeding these shipgirls

[meager haven]

The tempesta girls

Takoyaki mmm

[shut crane]

boat stronk

[hearty salmon]

Also look at Kirov’s tummi

[drowsy bay]

Well regular oil but mix with uranium from Chernobyl

[meager haven]

What

[drowsy bay]

so that's why they are strong

[hearty salmon]

Well shit

[violet panther]

look at Grozny in the background of that skin

[cedar hawk]

yeah and then im fired from my job and then i died of hunger

[meager haven]

Just work somewhere without customers

[shut crane]

but why? It's your phone... unless you put pictures of almost naked ladies on a company phone

[drowsy bay]

North Korea 😁

[violet panther]

good luck VPNing the internet there

[cedar hawk]

well technically personal phone is also company phone

[meager haven]

Man you’re so funny

[cedar hawk]

[shut crane]

that's not how ownership works

[meager haven]

I’m laughing my ass off rn (lmaoing)

[cedar hawk]

no it kinda is for me

look

its my family's business

[shut crane]

weirdge

[cedar hawk]

and i need my tax writeoffs too

[meager haven]

Just turn your house into a restaurant

[shut crane]

mega weirdge

[drowsy bay]

You can do it and never give up and use Shinano as your motivation

[cedar hawk]

but then you cant just show up to meet customers with half naked boobs

on your phone

visible to everyone

gotta be professional too

[meager haven]

Just say it’s a niche cafe taking inspiration from Japan.

[violet panther]

[drowsy bay]

Just put clothes on it

So is not naked anymore

[shut crane]

[cedar hawk]

yeahhh that will work surely right?

[ember spindle]

what if custom case
make a collage of your nano stickers. they're very cute, and i'd guess they're sfw too

[meager haven]

Ai generated phone case

[violet panther]

ai generated car paint

[shut crane]

game crashed randomly, again

[meager haven]

Zamn Lapis’ been shitting out Shinano art lately.

[meager haven]

I love how I can tell exactly which artist was typed to generate this.

[ember spindle]

wtf discord w
i can finally copy emote/sticker images on mobile

[cedar hawk]

I need to get her

[cedar hawk]

?

[meager haven]

Like all the stickers you use are from an ai artist.

[cedar hawk]

ig

i loot it off the internet so

too bothered 2 care

[meager haven]

Meh

[ember spindle]

this coming from kelp sounds like ragebait

[meager haven]

Gonna tell me to kms again laffey guy?

[solid whale]

watching a video of a guy cooking a burger completely under water

[meager haven]

Yo?

Spongebob irl

[solid whale]

hes making a "krabby patty" but all the prep and cooking is under water

[meager haven]

Send me that shit

[worldly shadow]

you lied to me

[modern yoke]

I see you

[cunning sundial]

Shall we take his life away?

[timid mesa]

Four Horsemen of Starter

[cunning sundial]

Nono the four horsewomen of chaotic good

[violet panther]

there're 5th and 6th starter NEET Island and Repulse

[timid mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-mgs-rocket-metal-gear-idkguyidk-gif-6710607785251356347

[static sparrow]

kojma

[shut crane]

we're getting kojimbad

[timid mesa]

[violet panther]

i can imagine those children went hide-and-seek on Corgi when she was scrapping in-situ

[normal comet]

[carmine arrow]

Hi i just joined this discord cuz i like the this sticker

[ocean pawn]

nano

[shut crane]

lewd

[meager haven]

First thing the new guy sees

Poor soul

[restive wing]

Yabe

Ecchi

[tulip spire]

fr
i just joined this sv
and opened this chat
and this mssg came

[ocean pawn]

naruhodo, naruhodo

[normal comet]

welcome

[restive wing]

Ta-da mommy

[tulip spire]

wtf😭

[meager haven]

Bros gatekeeping

[violet panther]

she want 2nd FDK

[shut crane]

we have nuns

[meager haven]

We have lil fdg

[restive wing]

Nun!

[tulip spire]

nahhh what

[violet panther]

that's why she want 2nd one

[restive wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477993698108375070/20260301_232644.gif

Anothor nun!

[meager haven]

This is as gooner of a under 18 game gets

[tulip spire]

what in the hardcore gooning sv is this😭

[violet panther]

welcome to al-degeneral

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/joji-filthy-frank-welcome-to-the-rice-fields-rice-fields-gif-15724064

[shut crane]

excuse me, we're softcore here

[tulip spire]

why are you already in the position 😭

[meager haven]

Dw this is still relatively tame compared to others in here.

[normal comet]

don't forget the tentacles

[shut crane]

lots of tentacles

we've got it all!

[tulip spire]

💀

[meager haven]

We don’t got it all actually.

[ocean pawn]

Owari Da

[tulip spire]

ur pfp is cute

[restive wing]

Tectacles it one of scary thing if you see girl who have tentacles on her back you got not choice

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/domain-expansion-yuta-uro-ryu-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-6957387653225454758

[tulip spire]

the hell guys😭
why isn't anyone being normal

[normal comet]

[ocean pawn]

this is the new normal

[hearty salmon]

BITCH THIS IS THE NORMAL

[restive wing]

I like owari

[ocean pawn]

[normal comet]

blud discover alo

[tulip spire]

U r last stage gooners😭
gooner final bosses

[meager haven]

Artist draws this vtuber alot, pretty cool.

[restive wing]

Most in chat i like boob amd thighs does it sound skill issue here?

[hearty salmon]

Ok in this case I agree I am the gonner final boss of this server

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-choso-screaming-yelling-crying-gif-7253268779068532586

[tulip spire]

ahh i see

[violet panther]

new guy mental :

[ocean pawn]

but more importantly..floof

[normal comet]

so u r the gooner final boss here?
name the top five baddies

[tulip spire]

fr
i don't think i can handle this sv

[cunning sundial]

[hearty salmon]

Shit i guess

[restive wing]

Floof is that best

[ocean pawn]

🦵

[violet panther]

it's ok if you are not ready

[ocean pawn]

ready or not

https://tenor.com/view/ready-or-not-hop-on-los-suenos-los-suenos-needs-us-gumnetgear-gif-1706128796879367021

[cunning sundial]

I c i c. We are missing the other two foxos

[meager haven]

Before you leave. Consider watching Princess Tutu.

[cunning sundial]

All shall fear the floof.

And laffey

[ocean pawn]

no

[shut crane]

cute pink florf

[meager haven]

Still missing Jintsuu and Sendai

[ocean pawn]

I'm now reworking it

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-sleepy-shinano-cheshire-gif-22841990

a megafloof lappillow:

[ocean pawn]

[restive wing]

I like comfy pillow fuffy and relax

[cunning sundial]

Lappipillow³

[nimble sable]

why is everything floof

[restive wing]

Because it floof

[cunning sundial]

Because i am floof.

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-headpat-laffey-bunny-gif-20301757

heck. even Eugen and a headpat

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/musashi-musashi-azur-lane-musashi-al-gif-3898428959485217963

[nimble sable]

unfloofs your floof

[cunning sundial]

That's highly illegal in the floof society

[ocean pawn]

did we gatekeep the server?

[meager haven]

Yes

[nimble sable]

idgad

[ocean pawn]

aww yeha

no tourists over here

only floof

[meager haven]

Bro like half this server are tourists

And just here for porn.

[cunning sundial]

I think we scaried them away with the floof supremacy.

[ocean pawn]

floof dominance

[cunning sundial]

And fbi agents.

[meager haven]

True

[nimble sable]

maybe

[ocean pawn]

any woman interested in you is clearly an agent of the state and cannot be trusted

[violet panther]

better if she's agent of IRS

[nimble sable]

Idc what the irs sents

I am not paying my taxes

[frank relic]

In fact irs can not illegally tax yoy

[timid mesa]

I understand that ball

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/topaz-topaz-and-numby-hsr-honkai-star-rail-numby-gif-10080631488277348467

[cunning sundial]

Wat if she is a agent for the Geneva checklist?

[nimble sable]

what checklist?

[violet panther]

now IRS also has pretty Clanker