al-general

[rose spire]

I see it the most

I am

Have you seen my grades?

You don’t want to

Still I’m locked in

[vestal briar]

I'm so happy in Done with that shit now

[light island]

Tomat

[rose spire]

Yes bro be glad

[crimson kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-blush-new-jersey-azur-lane-honey-gif-8698171228099646529

[tight roost]

speaking of DoA pt3,who are the likely charas to appear?

[vestal briar]

College is so chill it's unreal

[rose spire]

Nah that’s lu my

Luck

Lucky

[real hamlet]

I fucking hope

[stark fox]

All my confirmed dragons collected

[teal girder]

fiona?

[stark fox]

Only one left is Unryu

[tight goblet]

GET IN MY FOOD

[tight goblet]

pull for ur life clothing

[stark fox]

Dorgons

[tight goblet]

woah

[teal girder]

ryuhou doko

[tight goblet]

circle

[stark fox]

94 affinity.

[modern dew]

1 affinity

[tight roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1488767025651126303/image0.jpg?ex=69d49156&is=69d33fd6&hm=a25e873f6f5d62fba44b9d457df3075489983f3d2bd65e6bfdf60355547fba52&

[stark fox]

0 affinity

[modern dew]

she wants you dead..

[tight goblet]

wtf clothing

what did u do to her

[sleek cape]

But it can happen trust

[sleek cape]

Pin how the fuck do u manage this

I knew u couldn’t pull

But this is a new low

[stark fox]

Sink her a bunch and then force her to sortie after her morale hit 0

[sleek cape]

Arrest this mod now

Downgrade this criminal

[stiff forum]

[lilac merlin]

https://youtu.be/zKx1VJsLsfk

[rose spire]

Pin I don’t think she’s the one

[worthy pagoda]

Abusive husband

[rose spire]

Just gonna say it straight away

May HE’S not the one for her

[stark fox]

But what if she likes it though?

[rose spire]

Well in that case keep doing it…?

[stark fox]

Stockholm syndrome’s a hell of a manipulation tactic

[rose spire]

Calling the police on you

Anway time to do dailies

[static sparrow]

Wake up

[vestal briar]

Just pass the ball to me bro

[stark fox]

She’s about to be eaten by a tree

[worthy pagoda]

https://x.com/i/status/2040931519934705895

ゆなか🍊 (@yunakuso)

月曜日、頑張りましょう☺️✨

X · Apr 5, 2026, 11:16 PM

[dark solstice]

Beautiful manjuu

[burnt idol]

Thank you!

Hee ho!

[dark solstice]

Girl is alright too

[static sparrow]

she is not kaga. She'll be fine

[dark solstice]

Damn Cleo

Didn't recognize with the new name

[burnt idol]

Hee ho!

[worthy pagoda]

Jack Frost?

[sour granite]

i was confused too at first

[dark solstice]

Thought it was actually the girl in the pic for a min

[tight goblet]

mm

[potent moss]

[lone vapor]

i have a drink with me

i am feeling very dizzty

[tight goblet]

dizzy is bad

[stark fox]

Ho hee

[pastel axle]

[vestal briar]

Dizzty

[burnt idol]

I've been working to have my persona larp license revoked so I've gotten persona 5 royal and persona 3 reload

Completed 1 of 2 games and half way finishing p5

[somber steeple]

tigr

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-heavy-pootis-perfect-enjoy-gif-24940564

[dark solstice]

Gonna buy a 17 pounder at gun model to counter that

[vestal briar]

Nice model

[rose spire]

People have to be online to chat with them?

[burnt idol]

I need to touch my azur lane or else ill get haunted by next chinese anniversary again

[vestal briar]

17pdr beats all

[vestal briar]

Wdym

[burnt idol]

I had to hard pity lion! Hee ho!

[stark fox]

We got dragons

[burnt idol]

I like to imagine dragons!

[dark solstice]

I would argue 25 pounder best girl

[burnt idol]

Wait..

Imagine... dragons

[dark solstice]

Leon or lion or Lyon

[vestal briar]

A34 Comet best girl

[vestal briar]

Oh right

[dark solstice]

I Got the Weakest Class, Dragon Tamer!?

[rose spire]

Like 80 cubes and still no nyaro

[dark solstice]

My poor comet going to the moon

[teal girder]

nyaa

[dark solstice]

Churchill as shield and comet behind perfect combo

[rose spire]

Thanks this has motivated me

[dark solstice]

She will cut out your heart

[vestal briar]

Mmmm Churchill

[somber steeple]

Churchill black prince

[vestal briar]

Nah 👎🏻

[dark solstice]

Churchill mk3 with welded turret and 6 pounder because Gates of hell won't put black prince in yet

[rose spire]

And i literally just pulled nyaro

Thanks for the motivation pin

[stark fox]

[dark solstice]

Mr.motivator

[worn mulch]

Good morning

[stark fox]

The dragon God has smiled upon you this day.

[somber steeple]

churchill AVRE

[vestal briar]

Hey hey

[dark solstice]

AVRE in games is broken lol

[worn mulch]

[dark solstice]

I wish we built a battleship with flying dustbin shells

[dark solstice]

She gonna eat you once get close r.i.p

[tight goblet]

cutie

[sharp swan]

Yeah definitely does not like getting touch

[sharp swan]

She is a strange one

[rose spire]

[potent moss]

She's easily the #1 best non-collab ship.

[ocean pawn]

do you have a airbruhsh?

[dark solstice]

Gonna regret taking a break from AL again so many dragons

[dark solstice]

These are new girls right ?

[potent moss]

Yes.

[dark solstice]

Damn

Shoot me when I return

[vivid osprey]

Banner is still live

Go get em tiger

[potent moss]

And so many additional Formis for you to get when you come back to play again.

[dark solstice]

No motivation atm

[sharp swan]

Do not oath Alsace

[dark solstice]

More Formi's?

Don't have Alsace skipped her

[potent moss]

Specifically additional clones in-game.

[dark solstice]

I send all clones to the medal making factory

[stark fox]

New gorls

[dark solstice]

How do they perform ? good skills ?

[sharp swan]

Do you have unryuu

[stark fox]

Yeah

[sharp swan]

hah

why is the words different on the certificate

[rose spire]

How much oath rings do you have

[stark fox]

Many rings

[dark solstice]

Best girl

[stark fox]

I usually buy the double ring pack.
But not many great Oathable girls recently.

[rose spire]

I also got many rings

[stark fox]

But now they have given me my long desired Dragon event

[pastel axle]

I’m gonna paint this bish with a painbrush

[sharp swan]

I have too many rings that will never be used

[ocean pawn]

if you want to be disappointed that's a good start

[potent moss]

Heh. I just finished farming for the event and exited the game right now.

[ocean pawn]

do not paint large scale things with a regular brush

[dark solstice]

Mini roller ftw

[pastel axle]

I’m not gonna make it heavily complicated

[ocean pawn]

you want to at least make it look nice

[rose spire]

Lowk feel like doing w15

E14

W14*

[ocean pawn]

I highly suggest you get a tamiya spray can at least

[pastel axle]

I will make this

[dark solstice]

Base coat with red oxide primer

[ocean pawn]

just still need the dark yellow spray can

from tamiya

is it ts-9 iirc?

[dark solstice]

Or whatever the Germans primed their stuff with

[somber steeple]

panther

[pastel axle]

I’m gonna attempt getting a paint gun

[somber steeple]

or king tiger

[static sparrow]

Good luck

[ocean pawn]

You will have a mich nicer smoother look, painting with a regular brush will make the surcafe look rough

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/kuromorimine-girls-und-panzer-black-forest-peak-tanks-panzers-gif-21010528

[ocean pawn]

I am talking from experience

[vestal briar]

the horrible red colour?

[dark solstice]

I see targets

[dark solstice]

Yep

[ocean pawn]

if you can't afford a paintbrush get a spray can from tamiya at least

[dark solstice]

When sprayed tho even an idiot can make a good job of it

[ocean pawn]

ah yes, boobies

where was I

[dark solstice]

Usually slapped it on steel beams with rollers or paint brush

[ocean pawn]

oh yes

[vestal briar]

Imagine being an allied fighter bomber pilot seeing this

Hunting season

[dark solstice]

I gonna oath Shropshire if I don't get new ship

[glacial valve]

German WT player:

[vestal briar]

They have some examples of primer coloured tanks at Bovington Tank museum

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/mouxy-cotorep-aveugle-debile-esquiver-gif-20546128

[dark solstice]

Only worked with red and grey usually would be interesting to see what else

[potent moss]

Hello there, @pastel oracle.

[vestal briar]

They have a panther with a red and sand paint job

[ocean pawn]

tarantino'd

[vestal briar]

dont let Tarantino find out about al

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/quentin-tarantino-morphin-cup-drinking-staring-gif-13805985

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/thor-thor-infinity-war-gif-25139201

FEEETTTTTT

[ocean pawn]

we do not do marvel here

[hearty salmon]

BRING ME BOOBIES

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424406000500342851/1490738632548417647/image.png?ex=69d5260a&is=69d3d48a&hm=d3dabcbccf20ca83e9f0d57dd9f09f954d14918ddbedc96b19ea45758c20293e&

the fuck

[stiff forum]

😭

[ocean pawn]

✂️

[stable plank]

[ocean pawn]

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/gran-turismo-gran-turismo-1-ps1-playstation-subaru-gif-7938503667992649201

[dark solstice]

No luck on old event ships so far 😞

[pastel axle]

Let me see what I can do

[loud herald]

[empty eagle]

unzen needs some more love

[loud herald]

do you by any chance have nimi blocked?

[ocean pawn]

please man, I know what I am talking about

[rose spire]

Thanks for the beloved wife, Here take this as a thanks.

[hearty salmon]

AHHHHH HAND HOLDING

[empty eagle]

pov: your ranked teammates

[hearty salmon]

[stiff forum]

that was crazy

[rose spire]

Sum wrong gamer?

[stiff forum]

like

[hearty salmon]

The lewdest of lewd

[dark solstice]

Maybe Nimi blocked him

[hearty salmon]

Incredible this even got past mods

[twin laurel]

im kinda loss, where do I find azur lane customer service gmail?

[loud herald]

maybe

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424406000500342851/1490738664811139072/2026-04-06_10-42-48.mp4?ex=69d52612&is=69d3d492&hm=bb6bddee9356894193f299a2a16fc82feab3db420675078f86d1c62b503bf2a3&

here diffrent pov

[rose spire]

Vro not even I do this how the FUCK did you end up like this

[loud herald]

thatd be interesting considering nimi dm'd him about his behaviour

[ocean pawn]

who has nimi blocked?

[empty eagle]

getting railed 💔💔💔💔

[dark solstice]

Wait that's Izumo?

[hearty salmon]

[stiff forum]

lmao

[empty eagle]

Merchant ship X Izumo when

[empty eagle]

yes

[vestal briar]

Can't park there mate

[vivid osprey]

Who's nimi, even

[dark solstice]

She too strong to sink

[empty eagle]

shoulda gone to specsavers

[stiff forum]

the guns wont fire at the sky

it keeps stay low

lmoa

game broked

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-z23-ayanami-laffey-javelin-gif-19499954

dis

[empty eagle]

I need someone to make fanart of AL izumo and a random ass merchant ship /s

[dark solstice]

Wows coding getting better everyday they should code azur lane

[hearty salmon]

NIMI DEEZ NU-

[vestal briar]

Maybe he had one too many Guinness before taking the helm

[ocean pawn]

ah she still works

[stiff forum]

3d open world azur lane

[dark solstice]

Grand theft Lane

[hearty salmon]

So azur promelia

Guys trust

We will get Y*mato in AP

[dark solstice]

Story is you kidnap the player Lane in game

[ocean pawn]

Total Lane : Azure

[hearty salmon]

If not in AL

[stiff forum]

the timing is insane

[hearty salmon]

We can all be larpers

[rose spire]

Huh

[stiff forum]

just a little before warn

[dark solstice]

Make it happen

[hearty salmon]

Thank you Azur Lane

Because you were a Lane colored Azur

[empty eagle]

Alright guys first pull of the day

[empty eagle]

say that again

[stiff forum]

iam only interested on charecter designs

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-reze-csm-reze-chainsaw-man-reze-cinema-chainsaw-man-cinema-gif-4833364033828482150

[empty eagle]

I did not get unryū

[dark solstice]

So that happened because of the azur lane collabs bulins using magic 🪄

[hearty salmon]

Oh uh yeah

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/total-war-total-war-shogun-2-shogun-2-attack-samurai-gif-1466006964469203028

[dark solstice]

Don't mind my broken engrish

[empty eagle]

Hey (with rizz) /s

[silver bear]

Hello

[vestal briar]

Nope I will mind it

[rose spire]

Hey

[ocean pawn]

hello ai

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-chainsaw-man-csm-stare-anime-rain-gif-17751007222649062258

You are no rizzler

YOU

ARE A BETA MALE

YOU HAVE NO RIZZ

YOU ARE NO SIGMA

[silver bear]

and i immediately feel like im 30

[hearty salmon]

Vine Boom

[silver bear]

What is this guy prattling on abt

[hearty salmon]

YOUR WAIFUS ARE 2 DIMENSIONAL

[vestal briar]

Buzzword

[hearty salmon]

Vine Boom

[dark solstice]

https://makeagif.com/i/oAkx40

[hearty salmon]

YOU SHOULD MURM YOURSELF NOW

[ocean pawn]

no cap on god fr fr

[vestal briar]

Scuttle yourself 😡

[hearty salmon]

Damn I dont have the murm gif

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-murmansk-gif-20771417

[dark solstice]

Good man

[hearty salmon]

YOUR WAIFU ISNT REAL SHE WAS DESTROYED YEARS AGO

Vine Boom

[vestal briar]

I don't even have one bro

[hearty salmon]

Oh shit my attacks have no effect

[hearty salmon]

Peak

[ocean pawn]

uhhhh

[hearty salmon]

Peaks

[dark solstice]

My waifu is eternal i will search Harland and wolf for a piece of her metal

[vestal briar]

Yeah sit down

[hearty salmon]

I can’y I have joint pains

[empty eagle]

my chances of getting Unryū

[vestal briar]

Oh mb

[hearty salmon]

I’m old now

[vestal briar]

Unc

[silver bear]

Real

[hearty salmon]

SIKE ITS CUS I’M LYING DOWN TO AVOID THEM

[silver bear]

My right knee and left arm hurt

[dark solstice]

What age ?

[hearty salmon]

No but fr tho

[silver bear]

And it just sucks

[empty eagle]

it’s over

[vestal briar]

Unc

[hearty salmon]

I sit in the wrong position for like 5 mins

[hearty salmon]

Instant crippling shoulder pain

[rose spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1151106653639413841/1464558120515666105/togif.gif

[hearty salmon]

And the nerves on my finger sometimes go haywire and burn up

[empty eagle]

you should get that checked out

[dark solstice]

Man you done

[silver bear]

Real

[hearty salmon]

I have no money

[empty eagle]

refer to my previous message

[silver bear]

Ive slept on my shoulders wrong

[hearty salmon]

Refer to my broke boy ness

[empty eagle]

do you have state insurance?

[silver bear]

and just, your arm is now forfeit

[hearty salmon]

I dont know

I live w my mom

Its fine I’ll deal with it later

[hearty salmon]

Tomorrow

Maybe next week

Or when Y*mato releqses

[empty eagle]

Yammy is the canary in the coal mine, just like NJ is WoWs’ canary

[hearty salmon]

Anyways my anti depressants are now past the High as heaven phase

I am now going to be knocked out to sleep land

[empty eagle]

ask for a itemized bill, and some financial assistance.

[hearty salmon]

C you hiys yommorow

[vestal briar]

Oof

[vestal briar]

Bye bye

[empty eagle]

brotha past cloud. 9 ong

[empty eagle]

i love cheshire

[ocean pawn]

me2

[empty eagle]

so endearing

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-cheshire-azur-lane-eating-watermelon-om-nom-gif-15153889069695032778

[empty eagle]

how saying shit got me feeling rn

[empty eagle]

she just like me fr!

[ocean pawn]

can I touch you?

[empty eagle]

Whoa whoa slow down, we haven’t even gone on our first date yet

[stiff forum]

make him cosplay unryu first

[worthy pagoda]

https://x.com/i/status/2038581552679129412

たなか ゆん🐰 (@tanakano_cos)

٩꒰*´◒`*꒱۶ෆ͙⃛♡
#cosplay #AzurLane

X · Mar 30, 2026, 11:38 AM

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-kylo-ren-ben-solo-ben-swolo-adam-driver-gif-18172410183960697461

[empty eagle]

imma get bismarck’d

[empty eagle]

I could do that.

[ocean pawn]

🧸

[empty eagle]

I read the hiragana and then realized the romanized version was off to the side 💔💔💔💔💔

I killed chat

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-reaction-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-gif-613275461876515673

Chat dead

[empty eagle]

they off to work

[vestal briar]

All your fault

[hearty salmon]

Damn guess that means I’m dead

[empty eagle]

cya chat, in the afternoon

[rose spire]

Man

I love bleach

[vestal briar]

Same

[tired crown]

I shall go slumber
Have this

[rose spire]

Gn and thanks birb

[ocean pawn]

schleep

[sleek cape]

CBs

[rose spire]

Just to make sure we talking about the anime right?

[vestal briar]

No

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/bleach-bleach-anime-bleach-tybw-thousand-year-blood-war-ichigo-gif-26115409

[rose spire]

Oh…

[empty eagle]

is this us, bigbear?

[ocean pawn]

ah yes, the original source material which the game is based on

[empty eagle]

(with rizz) /s

[ocean pawn]

soon, trust

[sleek cape]

Lesbians

[empty eagle]

So are you musashi or am i?

[ocean pawn]

you

[empty eagle]

Let’s goooooo

[rose spire]

I’m not talking about Azur lane?

[ocean pawn]

ah yes

we're discussing queen's orders then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kY5lF3Npu4

protect

[rose spire]

No…

[ocean pawn]

got it

then it's slow ahead

[rose spire]

Not that either

[ocean pawn]

the manga then

[rose spire]

Nope

[ocean pawn]

the mini comics yostar publishes on a regular basis

[rose spire]

Def not

[ocean pawn]

how could I be so blind..of course you mean...adult fanfiction

[rose spire]

Nope…

[viral matrix]

... he was talking about bleach

[ocean pawn]

-_-

[viral matrix]

not azur lane at all

[ocean pawn]

but..this is general

[viral matrix]

[ocean pawn]

we're supposed to only discuss al here

[viral matrix]

its the vaguest rule here

[rose spire]

Shh

[viral matrix]

ive seen a bunch of people talk about anything but AL, mods included

[ocean pawn]

we truly live..in a dark age

[pastel axle]

@ocean pawn
Just gonna ask

When I start making the model, where should I start?

Turret then hull and then the tracks right?

[ocean pawn]

go ahead, my child

[ocean pawn]

do you have a spray can?

[pastel axle]

No unfortunately, I have to use a paintbrush remember

[ocean pawn]

i thought you didn't have a paintbrush?

do you know how to thin the colours and how to use it?

[trim gyro]

I lost 400K in cargo due to bugs, going to play the hull C again when the cargo handling systems are working properly

[pastel axle]

I said I have a paintbrush

[ocean pawn]

yes but do you know how to thin the colours

[pastel axle]

This is my first time actually, I need som advice so I don’t fuck it up

[ocean pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQsXFl3yLho

[rose spire]

Who is the ship on the left

[ocean pawn]

this is your jesus then

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-atago-azur-lane-hug-hug-me-gif-15473930

[rose spire]

Oh yeah peak

[viral matrix]

takao class

[rose spire]

Very peak

[ocean pawn]

world of warships atago kit from italeri (repacked aoshima)

came with top poster

[pastel axle]

I will attempt making Itsumi Erika’s Tiger II

[pastel axle]

I have to be extremely careful using the paintbrush when I start painting the model

https://tenor.com/view/erika-erika-itsumi-itsumi-erika-gup-girls-und-panzer-gif-6681453342169285275

[ocean pawn]

let's move to off topic for a sec

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/atago-gif-20759211

[pastel axle]

Aight

[rustic sapphire]

I know where this pic came from
Its peak

[karmic delta]

Hello

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-fgo-fgo-morgan-tonelico-morgan-fgo-gif-27174142

[ocean pawn]

1/4 shinanou

with..cheap floof

price for fig kinda decent still I guess

[molten obsidian]

It looks real

Is it actual floof?

[ocean pawn]

cannot confirm

comes out in late april

[molten obsidian]

It has to be, you can't sculpt strands like that

That's real floof

[ivory oyster]

the figurine itself is very good, but the tail is 👎

[ocean pawn]

although figure releases get pushed away on a regular basis

[molten obsidian]

If you don't like the tail, it means you don't like real floof

[ivory oyster]

the expression and booba is on point

[molten obsidian]

You can ruffle that

[ocean pawn]

what XD

[warm gyro]

Which factions do you want to get or or Dr slots this time

[ivory oyster]

the tail looks very....dead

[ocean pawn]

yeh

[ember spindle]

she's tense! give a hug so she can relax!

[ocean pawn]

same producer and floof here

1 4 scale

[ionic gulch]

JMSDF recruitment sound like a trap

[ocean pawn]

dude I think you should do it

you do know they have waifus right

[ocean pawn]

not joining them is a fatal mistake and you will remain maidenless

[ionic gulch]

that only if I am on Japanese soil

but I rather join the jasdf

[ocean pawn]

don't worry OP I have you covered if you're from the US

[ionic gulch]

I'm actually opposite of us

[ocean pawn]

Bosnia?

[ionic gulch]

no

same flag but different

If yj

Yk*

[ocean pawn]

ah yes

Estonia

[ionic gulch]

wtf

how does Estonia flag look like us

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/sukuna-mahoraga-feint-fake-out-punch-gif-12691369920528241867

[ocean pawn]

I'm going to be honest with you..I don't know. I just imagine what they look like.

let's not forget this either

[ionic gulch]

just think a British colonies with almost same flag as the us

[ocean pawn]

of course

India

[ionic gulch]

ok hold on is that a guy

[ionic gulch]

WRONG!

[ivory oyster]

this one is nicer compare to the standing one

but if you look at amagi wed figure then you obviously can see the difference

[ocean pawn]

last one

[ivory oyster]

what can i say, this is worse

i prefer the 2 before

[ivory oyster]

its like, you separate the soul from the body

[ionic gulch]

Jasdf Mascot be getting me off guard

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-norman-osborn-surprised-you-cant-do-this-to-me-gif-24182893

[ivory oyster]

https://giphy.com/gifs/spiderman-sam-rami-2002-70wiWR6TiqPkD3D0W6

[ocean pawn]

solarisjapan says about 257€

[ivory oyster]

flOOF

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/chen-endfield-30k-30000-gif-2096275684984154159

[ocean pawn]

standing one is the cheapest at 237, lying one 267 and beach 257

prices make no sense but ok

[cedar hawk]

so tuff

[ocean pawn]

good, stil l means you have at least 1000€ in your account

you can still afford them

[gentle charm]

what character was it

[ocean pawn]

shinano

[gentle charm]

no

already have bodypillow and plushie of her

[ionic gulch]

Is this supposed to be a damn Lambo or a mix with Corvette

[gentle charm]

don't need figurine

[ocean pawn]

german car..italian colours

makes sense

[ocean pawn]

yostar says otherwise

[gentle charm]

I will use the money to buy Honda Accord

[supple tiger]

Tfw pixel woman is your biggest weakness in life for some reason

[ocean pawn]

the fuck you need a honda for

you need anime tiddies

[gentle charm]

commuting

[cedar hawk]

Since when is the Sesto Elemento a german car???

[ocean pawn]

walk

[ionic gulch]

true I need one as my sleeping
pillow

[ocean pawn]

that's custom text on the front?

[cedar hawk]

gta avoiding getting yanked at its finest

[gentle charm]

what

[ionic gulch]

urus agh faaka light

[cedar hawk]

have you ever heard of sponsors

[ocean pawn]

do i sound like i play online

[gentle charm]

bro

[ionic gulch]

wow azur lane 2 leak

@rice_porridge_29

Wtf

why bro isn't here

[gentle charm]

again

[ionic gulch]

dod left

[ocean pawn]

damn

[teal girder]

mods

[ocean pawn]

unreal engine don't have shit on that

[gentle charm]

they even got kronshtadt

[empty eagle]

finally on break

[gentle charm]

must be RE engine fr

[ocean pawn]

fox engine

keeping it real here

[gentle charm]

😭

[empty eagle]

the hell happened here

[rustic sapphire]

This is cursed

[gentle charm]

I opened my browser

and I keep on getting azur lane ads

[empty eagle]

this is blue traffic bruh

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/done-mission-accomplished-emperors-new-school-gif-16822683

[gentle charm]

no this is kronstadt black friday

[sharp swan]

cowstadt

[ocean pawn]

mootouuu

[teal girder]

not moo

[gentle charm]

must be that dlss5

[empty eagle]

let me hold your hand when I say that text doesn’t make it german.

[sharp swan]

You know what they say about rabbits.

[ocean pawn]

hide the eggs fam

[earnest frigate]

zyn

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/flamingo-fall-over-bird-flamingo-tripping-dumb-birds-gif-17681195099919113901

[rustic sapphire]

Tako bakery

[runic abyss]

correction. Cakery

[empty eagle]

Azur Lane x F1 crossover when

[runic abyss]

we had something similar

though its for an anime and not AL but manjuu

[empty eagle]

Arknights?

wait i’m stupid

[ocean pawn]

milk production plant*

[ocean pawn]

soon

the sources in my mind say so

[rustic sapphire]

Long legs

[ocean pawn]

but also

f1 dislikes hot women

so the answer is never

[empty eagle]

the cat looks like a cross between a GR86, a GT-R and a Nismo Z

[empty eagle]

they had grid girls up until a couple years ago

few years*

[ocean pawn]

exactly

they removed hot so ugly can be more happy

[empty eagle]

it was because F1 got too popular and people started complaining

mainly twitter

always twitter

WAIT

azur lane crossover with jet ski racing

or offshore powerboat racing

[ocean pawn]

we're now cursed with formula academy

[empty eagle]

or hydroplane racing

[empty eagle]

formula academy is lowkey F4.

[ocean pawn]

where you can watch crashes if you're into crashes

[sharp swan]

Do not oath alsace

[ocean pawn]

do it

[empty eagle]

reverse psychology

[sharp swan]

Do not

[empty eagle]

why not

[novel bobcat]

too late, already did that a long time ago

[empty eagle]

I see no problem

[sharp swan]

Did she want to || get freaky ||

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mountain-dew-dva-cosplay-drink-soda-gif-15971293

[empty eagle]

PoW gets freaky too, a lot of ships do

[teal girder]

bad flavor

[sharp swan]

Yes

[empty eagle]

so oath every ship

Alsace should not be treated different

[sharp swan]

Fried circuits

[teal girder]

even bache?

[sharp swan]

I oathed only one ship

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-food-cooking-chicken-wings-gif-26162724

[empty eagle]

…Exceptions are always a thing

[rustic sapphire]

[empty eagle]

including the kids and lolis

[static sparrow]

The most oath worthy waifu in game

[sharp swan]

my wife

[static sparrow]

Everyone should oath her

[ocean pawn]

rub

[sharp swan]

You're going to fry her circuits

[empty eagle]

trafalgar wife

lion wife

[sharp swan]

Why does a clanker want to get freaky anyway

[empty eagle]

All clankers are robots, not all robots are clankers

[static sparrow]

Nothing wrong with begin freaky

[trim gyro]

I have oathed the watery dragon, no more dry hands for me
I can just stick them in Unryuu now

that's not even a joke

[viral matrix]

ioncare, scrap both

spill oil

[trim gyro]

make love, not oil?

[empty eagle]

It’s unryū hater 100

[trim gyro]

Unryuu is officially the wettest girl in AL

[sharp swan]

Do not fist the boat

[trim gyro]

and not just because she's married to me

[viral matrix]

helldivers 2 has conditioned me to hate clankers, specifics dont matter

[stable plank]

ok i wont

[empty eagle]

it makes sense, clouds are just water

I love unryū so much

[sharp swan]

If she's made of water why is she thirsty

[trim gyro]

she's not actually thirsty, but she'll quench your thirst

[sharp swan]

what thirst

[trim gyro]

closest we've got to a slime girl by the way

[vivid osprey]

Portsmouth Adventure

[empty eagle]

we’re made of water, why do we thirst

[vivid osprey]

You're not gonna believe this but our bodies demand energy to function

[sharp swan]

not that kind of thirst

[empty eagle]

bcs we horny

[trim gyro]

I've got #al-general on one side and star citizen queuing me up for a server called impressive_exposure on the other
makes it seem like an entirely different kind of game

[empty eagle]

Musashi, shinano, and Unryū have such captivating designs.

[trim gyro]

and some of them get impressively exposed

[empty eagle]

Unryū skin got me feeling

well my break time is up. time to get back to work

[silver bear]

how is star citizen nowadays

its a game that ive never really looked at, as i assumed i wouldnt have a rig to run it

[trim gyro]

it runs on mine and that is long overdue for replacement
game is good, but still very buggy in places and nowhere near finished

I did check the number of ships and other vehicles they have actually implemented and they're well past 200 now, which is about 90% of the ones currently planned

just checking out the starfarer and holy shit that's a giant machine
and that's only a placeholder for the endeavor which is my only ship that isn't in the game yet

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424415469196148869/1487123290005966958/20260327_165332.gif

[low oxide]

bless whoever work on this skin

chef kiss

[gentle charm]

it reminds me of Soyuz's

[viral matrix]

made of jelly

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1466774908490092721/bf49ca37ee5fb410a32b7831912513b3.gif

[sage zealot]

wtf is tha anime

[sharp swan]

She wants to multiply

like rabbits

[torpid kettle]

monster musume no iru nichijou

beware, theres a spider in there

[sick crest]

Spooder

[sick crest]

Spider ship girl when

[gentle charm]

when tank girls

[static sparrow]

Poor snek

[viral matrix]

a world with creatures worth wiping out judging by that thing

[torpid kettle]

they just have to....hang in there 😏

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/perfection-perfect-michael-fassbender-magneto-x-men-first-class-gif-2260686001358167676

[stable plank]

shes doing the thing

[viral matrix]

big shiv

[ocean pawn]

🇬🇧

[viral matrix]

also why does she remind me of hololive fubuki every time i see her

[sick crest]

Because she is hololive fubuki in disguise

[stark fox]

Same artist.
Same date of release,
Same theme

[viral matrix]

wait, really? same artist?

[stark fox]

Yup

[viral matrix]

the more you know i suppose

also manjuu should add chemical weapons

[stark fox]

…..

On the water?

[sick crest]

Yws

[stark fox]

The thing we need to drink in order to survive?

[ocean pawn]

honolulus

[viral matrix]

chlorine gas infused shells, why the hell not

[sick crest]

We cant drink saltwater anyway

[stark fox]

Cuz it’s do nothing

[ocean pawn]

prime

[viral matrix]

its funny

[sick crest]

Do something that reacts with saltwater

[stark fox]

How would it even WORK?

[viral matrix]

make a gas that eats away at a ship's wisdom cube i guess

when inhaled

[stark fox]

So basically you just want the Kansen to kill themselves?

[viral matrix]

eachother*

but yea

[stark fox]

THEMSELVES

[royal sigil]

[ocean pawn]

[viral matrix]

wouldnt put it past iron blood, considering who they're based off

[stark fox]

They aren’t stupid

And it’s not WWI

[ocean pawn]

ah yes..using naval mines for mountain warfare

[sick crest]

Perfect

[ocean pawn]

"if you don't know what you're doing, neither does the enemy" - us army mentaility 2026

[heavy pagoda]

the show that was basically Thomas but Boats?

[sick crest]

Us army mentality 1774-2026

[raw tulip]

Yes

[viral matrix]

chemical gas-infused shells have been a thing since world war one

[ocean pawn]

dunno midway was a masterpiece

except hornet

hornet fucked up

https://tenor.com/view/beetlejuice-nothing-just-hanging-around-gif-2094850430212155192

[stark fox]

And never used in naval cuz of a very simple reason

[viral matrix]

ships made of metal i know

[stark fox]

Wind.
And if you miss it won’t explode

[ionic gulch]

There already a game for it

[sick crest]

Why not use airburst shells

[gentle charm]

metal waltz

[stark fox]

Wind

[viral matrix]

depends on the type, there are chemical shells that do explode mid air

but yeah its heavily wind dependent

[ionic gulch]

Woah big sleeping pillow

https://tenor.com/view/bless-this-guy-bless-with-holy-water-lebron-bless-this-guy-holy-water-lebron-gif-10643987079921679574

[stark fox]

Winds at sea are quite strong

[sick crest]

Cover the ship in goo

[ionic gulch]

[viral matrix]

proxy fuse could solve that wind issue to a degree tho in theory

[sick crest]

Nah just make the chemical weapon sticky

Napalm shells

[viral matrix]

do you know how gas works

[sick crest]

Have it react with seawater

[viral matrix]

what element reacts extremely violently with seawater again

[sick crest]

I wouldnt know off the top of my head for chemical warfare, but sodium would be funni

[viral matrix]

sodium shells lmao

[sick crest]

Just dont get them wet and you'll be fine

[stark fox]

Also it’s be even more shit against a Kansen

Cuz tiny ass target

[viral matrix]

sodium isnt exactly the strongest explosive either, like at that point why not just use

i dunno

proximity fuse high explosive

you're basically accomplishing the same thing

[sick crest]

No its not for explosive force

Its to cover the ship in fire

[hard vine]

just nuke em

[sick crest]

Genius

[viral matrix]

i mean if you really cant be asked then you certainly could

but is that really cost-effective

[hard vine]

we dont even need to make new stuff, we already have nuclear 16 inch shells and torpedos

[hard vine]

Cheaper than the alternative

[viral matrix]

a nuke per kansen would be hella expensive

[sick crest]

Nuclear tracer rounds

[hard vine]

a nuke per kansen would barely be like 20% of the US nuclear stockpile

[sick crest]

I weep

[hard vine]

Small price to pay for getting rid of demigods

[viral matrix]

to be fair this is also the department of defense, we do not have budget restrictions

1.5 trillion-dollar defense budget, yo

[sick crest]

Give each kansen infinite borgar

Make them combat ineffective

[hard vine]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-explosion-gif-12797649

[viral matrix]

cant fight if you weigh 500 pounds

americanization of the kansen

[hard vine]

just start making french cuisine for em

hit em with a little butter

[viral matrix]

and snails

apparently

[sick crest]

And forg

[clever gazelle]

Hmm

Borger

[viral matrix]

or just take EDF 5's arsenal, because the shit they issue is straight up absurd

[clever gazelle]

Just give NJ or Musashi nuclear shells

[sick crest]

https://tenor.com/view/earth-defense-force-gif-15712563

[viral matrix]

me when an electromagnetic material collapser is both a vehicle mounted and hand-held device

[gentle charm]

W19

[ocean pawn]

honolulus

[gentle charm]

MY BBG

[rustic sapphire]

Thicc af

[supple tiger]

Bremerton gotta be the saddest shipgirl ever

Imagine having personality completely erased

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-wojak-soyjak-funny-reaction-gif-27461334

[rustic sapphire]

I dont realise how bad Brem became

[gentle charm]

dc

[ocean pawn]

w8

[gentle charm]

tapping anyway

[ocean pawn]

wha happun with brem brem

<@&472236072743600148>

mistur bis is hir

[supple tiger]

Cryptobro

[stable plank]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

[vernal oriole]

[ocean pawn]

🧸

[supple tiger]

You pmo

[gentle charm]

mwah

[supple tiger]

This game lowkey ruined my life

[stark fox]

She went from “I can help people with their problems and have a somewhat defined personality”
To:
“I am dressed slutty like the slut I am”

[ionic gulch]

Oh yes this bootleg mrbeast gotta be the one behinds those mrbeast scam

[ocean pawn]

what the fa

yostar

thanos snap

[rustic sapphire]

I bought last Brem skin and i get that's a letdown compared to her base personnality

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-starkiller-youve-taken-everything-from-me-you-took-everything-from-me-star-wars-the-force-unleashed-gif-22173764

[stark fox]

I mean just look

[supple tiger]

Worst skin in the game

[ocean pawn]

YOU TOOK EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME

[gentle charm]

white girl personality?

[supple tiger]

The absolute state of the game

[ionic gulch]

Woah bro chill

[gentle charm]

It's a question I want answered

[stable plank]

[ionic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bless-this-guy-bless-with-holy-water-lebron-bless-this-guy-holy-water-lebron-gif-10643987079921679574

[gentle charm]

Can you bless me with a Zirks?

[ocean pawn]

THEY TOOK MY BREM BREM AWAY FROM ME

[rustic sapphire]

Understandable

They ruined her like Gorizia

[ionic gulch]

Uh

Good question

no

[ocean pawn]

[rustic sapphire]

Who is into being tied up for some reason

[ocean pawn]

ah yes

[gentle charm]

I want this BB, pls

[ocean pawn]

violence

[ionic gulch]

I'm not your santa

[ocean pawn]

step on me

[stark fox]

Don’t kink shame her

[vestal briar]

I don't know dude I mean definitely not me

[gentle charm]

I will destroy you

[ionic gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1236638837464104993/1256128059950501988/gato_agua.gif

[supple tiger]

Don't forget Musashi

[stark fox]

Musashi was doomed already because of her artist

[rustic sapphire]

Because the oath skin ?

[gentle charm]

just like the real thing?

[gentle charm]

yeah

I don't like this Soyuz skin

[vivid osprey]

Unzen skin

[rustic sapphire]

Unzen swimsuit is ok

[vivid osprey]

The other one

Also ropebunny fetish content

[rustic sapphire]

Ah

I forgot

[ionic gulch]

@stone flax well Éjszakai ping uncle

[jovial smelt]

Huh

[rustic sapphire]

Dont tell me she's also into bdsm

[ocean pawn]

cannot confirm or deny

[stone flax]

[ionic gulch]

ok I thought u were away from za phone

[jovial smelt]

[gentle charm]

Do I continue or Kronsthadt, or start on something new? It'd be hard for me to relearn instead of startting over

[jovial smelt]

Same class

[stone flax]

And I thought you were asleep

[ionic gulch]

Uh

I'm technically half asleep

Trust

[stone flax]

[stone flax]

Who told you to summon me with such cursed words anyway?

[ionic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-cat-cat-meme-cat-low-quality-cat-mitch-scream-gif-26479726

[ionic gulch]

Cuz yes

[supple tiger]

Why do gooners always put Musashi as submissive

[ionic gulch]

Alien word

[ionic gulch]

Oh my eye

but worth the eye burnt

[clever gazelle]

Hmm

[stone flax]

Good enough to summon the Devil, you know?

[clever gazelle]

What if we give a destroyer nuclear torpedoes?

[ionic gulch]

surely ci won't kill me for that

[icy herald]

that’s like giving a raccoon a gun

[stone flax]

Still, you will have to do more than that, if you want either woman to be with you

[clever gazelle]

So?

Nuclear destroyer funny

[ionic gulch]

ok wait pause

[stone flax]

[ionic gulch]

ok no I'm going to sleep cuz of that now

[stone flax]

Yes, you should

[ionic gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1236638837464104993/1256128059950501988/gato_agua.gif

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1462174044584415332/20260117_205206.gif

[icy herald]

Nothing could possibly go wrong

insert new sun rising in the Atlantic

[stone flax]

@ionic gulch

[ionic gulch]

Yea I see it I'm still lurking

[clever gazelle]

Hmm, what if we gave the uboats nuclear torpedoes?

[vestal briar]

I think the russians tried this already

[supple tiger]

Musashi is actually a very nice person

[clever gazelle]

[ocean pawn]

wha dis

[heavy pagoda]

[vestal briar]

We made nuclear depth charges

[supple tiger]

Musashi isn't getting enough love

[sharp swan]

You know what they say about rabbits...

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/shinano-azur-lane-sleepy-gif-16881300516648287342

[rustic sapphire]

Not a furry but

[torpid kettle]

well its a bunny xD

[rustic sapphire]

Dont judge me

[supple tiger]

The only actual good Musashi art dish made in my opinion is where she's in the mirror

Because it has a better artstyle

[torpid kettle]

<- least judging one if i compare myself to the stuff u can read in here sometimes

[lilac merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/aqua-konosuba-kazuma-sad-hand-on-shoulder-gif-2472116041386216360

[rustic sapphire]

Thoughts on the wedding "dress" ?

[supple tiger]

I guess huggable but still a fail

Being doomed into becoming goonerslop is worse than death

[rustic sapphire]

Did anchorage have the goonerslop treatment yet ?

[supple tiger]

Yes

[rustic sapphire]

Its over

[supple tiger]

I wish they brought back the lore

[ember spindle]

it sounds like they'd be unusable? getting close enough to land a torp is probably far too close to use such funny munitions
missiles would be much more useful for throwing stars at sirens

[hard vine]

The great thing with nuclear torps is that they dont actually need to hit anything

[stable plank]

yes