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that is a ham
if you start shooting lasers I am calling the tankies on you
||don't lump me with that one||
||
||
you say that but you're not actually giving any evidence you're not him
I want to see at least a name, credit card number and those three funny digits on the back
Hey boob lovers

grat on plywood btw
Thanks I just need to get her to Dev 30 but that’ll be very easier
I'm almost halfway to level 15 on Agir
She’s a beauty to use
3D dorm, I've had her maxed for ages in the actual game

liking nagato is fine, nagato is cute
houston is cute
sad that she doesnt have any skin, the og one i mean
Chicago skin when?
salt lake city when
Archive draw of the day
gascute
If I play Genshin it’ll be for her
I played Genshin for her 
Grinding for her was the most tiring gaming experience of my life

I’ll get her someday

Soon ™
Dw it’ll be soon trust me

Nefer, her scissor partner is soon 
Oh I also was gonna play for her
But I don’t think she’s out
2nd half next patch
did someone say boobs
but she doesnt have any
I think that’s gonna take a while
Fr
She does and I happen to think they're very lovely
Persian cat?

who this
indeeeependence
independence?
even has the 22
maidependence
ok independence is actually so cute
she just also happen to be very broken
big cute
big stronk
great skin too
stylish, cute, booba
also atdan's girl, and atdan is goat, despite the feet
oh shit, it's snowing
||mindbroken||
omg
cute heels
see
if all feet skin were like this
maybe i'd like them
||who'd ya think mindbroke her||
What…
#Azur_Lane
︀︀#AzurLane
︀︀이 만큼 받은거 1년 도 더 된것 같은데 기쁘니 채색 본도
강이투님의 글을 인용함(@2two_sy0614)
︀
#Azur_Lane
︀︀#AzurLane
Smol 
Barb

Booba where
Guys, my family complain that i bought too many phone cases for own old phone
i have 1 case
And who's girl after that?

Su-30SM
One of the sexiest planes out there

nutritious delicious independence
It looks like this
i drew it myself
and sent it to a place that makes custom phone case
been using it since i got my current phone
including cuts for cameras right?
yes
noice, i use regular case, but with foldable o-ring metal as stand
Kim Jon Goon
I want a cool case for my future phone
my case, with o-ring as stand

Big momma in mankini
u mean bikini-bra and man-trunk
I think your phone needs a few more cameras 
can I have an h ring?
pig
your insane
hmmm
do not the ring
o ring
No way they can fit all the EN dialogue 
This is the reallest thing ever 
Why does she look like a snake
boobs snake
your twitter?



What is this 
Average translated Japanese tweet gem
jp ppl rly do type like this
idek why that is
they're very passionate
I respect it. Stand by your beliefs or die for nothing
I want to see the pic he responded to 
yes hahaha and a minimum of 5 emojis per text
sleep wellll
its like 5pm
maybe i should start using ‼️ and ⁉️ instead of ! and ?
back n shoulders
Hell yeah
not like i dont do it already
Core and tits for me
cuz of tits
have fun
sigh...
cant with that
busty ppl everywhere I look...
😭
still unwell so i cant do shit
my c cups can't compete...
not too fun tbh
the stares is like the least of your concern
its your spine health that is the first issue
oh no I feel awful for you. some of my friends have big chests and it's horrendous
Since when C cups is small 
yeah it hurts
been locked in my house for the past week and a half not being able to do anything remotely fun
since AL exists
anyways, have a good one everyone
再见大家
they're not small but when you get mogged by your own bf bc he works out and his are bigger than yours it's uh
painful for your self-image
课后我会跟你们讨论
its abt the proportion too tbh
I'm not throwing that into gtranslate, sleep well Lily
some may argue this point
You are a midget
but if youre big then C cup lose its value
fk off bellend
no it's fine he's allowed to
but because nothing stops them from calling you other slurs
Well which one is it
Finally someone uses bellend as an insult here
I call him slurs all the time admittedly
byeee
fellow bonger I assume
English
ah cool! same
Bye lily
Ah nice it's about time another Brit showed up
I want boobies 
do some pushups lad
That's horrible but understandable
you know Iron Wolf? cause if so, this is exactly how I'd describe anyone in that position
I'm not saying it's right, but with him I'm saying I'd understand
Yeah fair enough honestly
Me and him are pals id say
awww
me too
Right iron wolf buddy 🥺
Hell yeah dude. I really enjoy chatting with you
And I'm proud that you're working out
Let's go
so I was doing this cargo hauling mission with like 4 pickups and one of them was on a space station controlled by hostiles... not sure if that was intended but I nearly died, got a sniper rifle out of it though
Well actually im gonna start again with the gym as I think by tomorrow I'll be well enough to actually get out the house
Stream when
Don't be a bioterrorist if you're not well. I had to sit out a full week when I was cancerdiffed by the flu early this year as well
Sometimes it's just what it is, pace yourself
13th Apirl 20:00 JST
''cancerdiffed by the flu''
More than a month 
?
That's in a week from now dude
Why the fuck would they announce a stream for in 2 months hahaha
Yeahhh 
my bad
Allg
<t:1776078000:D><t:1776078000:T>
phew completed work a bit early today extra time i have now
how about you go work (out) and then we watch movie when you come home
Yeah you right
the thing i work with everytime people say its mafia

what's dov?
That's my ''it's complicated'' right there
hell yeah dude
you greened
You have no idea
greggs
good lad
"Azur Lane Official Live Broadcast in April - Spring's Bountiful 'DOAXVV' Collab SP" Broadcast Confirmed!
▼Cast (in no particular order / titles omitted)
#MafiaKajita, #TachibanaShinnosuke
#OonishiSaori, #TakanoMarika
▼Broadcast Date
4/13 (Mon) 20:00~
『DEAD OR ALIVE Xtreme Venus Vacation』との3度目のコラボ開催を記念した配信が決定!『DOAXVV』にご出演の声優・大西沙織さんと高野麻里佳さんもスペシャルゲストとしてお迎えし、コラボ詳細を始めとしたゲーム内外の最新情報をお届けします。さらに放送中にハ...
was in Harlow (worst place on planet earth) so the food was absolutely terrible
my apologies, no one should ever have to go Harlow
thats exactly what i am though
Oh I'm not judging, we have places like that here too
i have to frequently go into harlow
its dire
💔
good thing i live in Hertfordshire so i actually get to see colour when i wake up
what could be worse then harlow
interesting
oh right
Dead or alive venus vacation
i see
DOAXVV = Dead or Alive Xtreme: Venus Vacation.
i see
I see, its dead or alive venus vacation
lol
what about VVVV
Too much Vs
yes
or VIIIIIVIIIII
That doesnt exist
or better yet
At least make it something that exist smh
i will be leaving you out of the fun sorry
Type of shit you think about when you should be sleeping
i already did
im going to the gym now
go gym team 😠
can you work out for me specifically please 🙏🏻
need some passive gain income
Implacable jump scare
Good thing i have ways to get fun
yeah brother
wanna go at least 3 times this week
i dont wanna ask what they are
thats not you having fun
i like to destroy stuff with my Tiger

even me
if you're in a sherman yes
haiiiii! ✨
and imagine yourself as if youre hired by redbull
Monster Better
Hey
didnt know you wanna be a femboy
Six seven
i don't drink Monster Energy White
milf
i have seen femboys drinking redbull lmao
i've only seen them drinking Monster White
even on stores the White flavor is always sold out
just like my favorite flavor
i seen them drinking both of them theres no such a femboy drink that they always stick too

on memes it's always shown Monster white lol
but in reaity they drink redbull too
i know lol
not to a population level imo
Based. Most overrated flavour oat
it is really overrated lol
yes
i never plan to drink this one
Its not even top 3 ultras
Its like alright
not a new face
who would be scared ? 
i lile the pink one
was here from last collab
i see dead or alive lol
oh.. ok
i want to try all of them but i think i wil pass the white one lma

RIP the game cuz of censorship
doa stream soon
Ultra strawberry is good yeah
the white one taste like cold medicine for me
same braincell?
Real masculine alpha chads drink the girlypop monsters

i tried a few ones and that camouflage one wasn't tasty at all
milf
i see which one you like the most?
Pacific Punch
not that, pineline punch
i mix it sometimes with my Booze
mango loco is good too
Ah yeah, that one's good
I dont drink sugared versions anymore unfortunately
tbh i can only stand fruit flavored monster
how does it taste after that?
anything else and ill legit puke
i forgot this skin
the vodka taste gets less i don't like to drink the booze pure
she Call name Luna.
The hell am i seein
already oathed musashi

Never enough
No ring tho
bnuy
Make like Ariana and get matching diamonds for 6 of your bitches
Karens
jk

Old ago November 26th, 2020 and April 27th, 2023 again back return. 
What if no money
I have like
15 dollars. That i cant even spend

I like kasumi, nagisa and luna
no keep it
wait for events until you get more
I also like boobs
Same
Yeah. I got 990 gens

I am saving gems for Musashi l2d
Which i know this year
we had 2 doa, 2 ssssssssss, 2 atelier
DOAXVV Skins new clothes. 
or individuals just being smaller than her. either scared or angy 🤣
Tamaki is a babe ngl xD
and I'd totally be up for another run of any of them
i might try to help you


How?
i will tell you
DOAXVV Character have Who will new livestream coming soon!
unironically with that skin you can tell she used to be a swimsuit model 
need 3rd atelier collab so we get this qt in al and then she gets some fanarts, cuz they're very lacking and she's very cute
Literal Skill Issue Mindset for not understanding Beauty and Lust for Body Art


More shower skins 
I want to take a shower with shipgirls 

hi Richie!
When Shithou fans feel bad they commission insane fetish porn meant for dunking on other shipgirls to traumatize others
When shithou fans feel lonely they pray to Satan
I summoned him
||shame on you i'm into that shit||
Crucify Taihou
Not for topic but felt to use this meme
When I wanna check for some new artworks and it's a shithou fetish antimatter my whole week if not month is ruined
the month just started dawg
Same shit happened year ago btw
Who some pigs black
your opinion bro
I don't care about politics much, I just know that shithou is Satan's finest tool of deception and pure degeneracy.
the only monster i like is the Lewis Hamilton one
April, the hottest month of a year here 35-45c average 
Natokii
So u live down the equator?
but then the overall GOAT of energy drinks is the 59p energy drinks
and it's not even 6 am 
SEA are around equator anyway
I mean

Yeah
The thug shaker
pray to booba
And with gas price still climbing , new record of EV sells at motor show
Electro cars will sell even more
Countries be giving days offs
Why do I have to be traumatized again because of shithou subhumans damn
To not use much oil
Not yet here, but national-golden week incoming
A whole week long national holidays
do you think lcd screens don't like heat? The part of my screen where the processor is likes to get some al main menu burn, and then I have to turn off the screen for a while and let it cool off so it goes away 
Trains are filled to the brim like never before
Another DOA collab makes sense. Both medias are equally as provocative. Imagine there's quite some overlap between fanbases too
When DoA?
doa again?
In France electro cars sales increased by 68% in march
ok I'm whatever with it
I doubt many AL players play fighting games, even if there's T&A
good games though
if there was not one single girl in DOA, it would still be worth playing
Im just glad Stella Sora has been bouncing back. It's been great news for Yostar
half anni soon
McQueen
totally forgor about stella sora 
Really?
I dropped that game
never even tried it 
Its kinda bad
its having a major resergence in JP
like crazy
good for them
yeah Stella Sora isn't anything special, absolute B-list gacha. Characters aren't particularly unique design-wise, the story pacing and writing isn't great either, just exists as a gacha I guess.
Hi
Yeah (compared to march 2025)
hello riche


boated
Belly 
georgia looking very nice
Hi chat
Cute horse
nice glue

Hi twin

Randoms
how you know?
Cause I know
Who is this?

Stop praying on my downfall
these newbies dont know anything
unc
Would a newbie know you like feet unc
yes
FUCK
stay calm, have some tea
you drive a hard bargain
can I walk the soft tax?
you think a gun will stop the tax agency?
I miss him
finally you listen to something other then midal
at least he's still alive
peak yt
「4月のアズレン公式生放送-春のたわわな『DOAXVV』コラボSP-」配信決定!
︀︀
︀︀▼出演者(順不同/敬称略)
︀︀#マフィア梶田、#立花慎之介
︀︀#大西沙織、#高野麻里佳
︀︀
︀︀▼配信日
︀︀4/13(月)20時~
︀︀
︀︀#アズ生DOAXVVコラボSP
︀︀#アズールレーン
︀︀#DOAXVV
DOA 3rd collab stream next week
Hmmm

imagine if they hire a couple of prostitutes again like they did for the doa5 announcement
they did what?
you read that right
Satan wtf
mafia-san 
tell me at least they cosplayed the character correctly
Based
Hey boob lovers
I forget, but I'm pretty sure the video is still available
Actually I’m a personality guy
hey hey
Hey personality lovers
i do not believe that
thats my line
Sup penquin hru
Copying people now
i do not believe that

im doing fine thanks
That’s good man
been saying it since i joined you wannabe
I’m better tho
think ill be well enough to get back in the gym soon
no you are not pal
I can bench you
wannabe
sure sure
I benched a banana
You could never
ts you?
you a twig bro
punching is the dumb way, you grab them by the feet and swing
Satan how does one know this
experience
challenge them to a pistol duel 1800s style
if ayane didn't appear on DoA pt3 stream,which one should i do?
「4月のアズレン公式生放送-春のたわわな『DOAXVV』コラボSP-」配信決定!
▼出演者(順不同/敬称略)
#マフィア梶田、#立花慎之介
#大西沙織、#高野麻里佳
▼配信日
4/13(月)20時~
#アズ生DOAXVVコラボSP
#アズールレーン
#DOAXVV
Ay congrats man
thanks twin
Np twin
my ears is getting blessed (im going deaf)
I should hop on the dailies ngl
My ears are getting blessed too except I’m not going deaf I’m just listening to music I like
let me guess, alan walker?
what music you listen to?
Any genre as long as I like it
Absolutely peak
anything but kpop
time to sleep

good night all
night man
Hello
apparently I'm misremembering and it was DOA6 and they were gravure models, not prostitutes...
youtube video: "Core Values Meme Stream Dead or Alive 6 Evo Japan"
Gn fooki
Hey
something looks off...
https://fixvx.com/i/status/2041089349161238566
hey guys I found the real dorm food
this is real btw
Not wrong
would be good ngl
Add chips
isn't that literally a traditional pie?
you dont see fish heads sticking out in other pies
haggis
Haggis?
toad in the hole is traditional but not really a pie
Scottish 'delicacy'
when all you have is sheep, everything looks like food
Understandable
dont tell the Welsh this
dont ask an English man what they call Welsh people
Cygnet would absolutely demolished this in one sitting
They don't?

"Are you ladies from England? "
"Wales"
"Sorry are you whales from England? "

the whole of Royal Navy you mean
If it’s edible the British don’t care
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✉️Invi...
lane azur in wows
we just eat
Just got a ping that pc is finally getting added to legends
I remember hearing that from " Mind your Language ". That Juan tell Mr Brown " Whales is not in England, Whales in the sea "
Yeah lowk when I’m hungry I eat too
not going to bother with it
wait no way
I had my dinner already Bismarck
What’s wrong?
Me too
I had chips
And
Uh
Gravy
And other stuff
mmm gravy
shinenou
I had pork chops and vegetables with egg in it Bismarck
I do agree
That sounds good ngl
It is Bismarck and yummy too. There's tofu with fried onions as well
its my brothers birthday today so ill probably have fucking grass and sticks for dinner as he doesnt eat meat
Eating a whole buffet out here
Oh dam but happy birthday to your brother
Nah, it's mum's cooking Bismarck
VDV
well done for spelling mum correctly
I lowk love my mum’s cooking
my dads the cook of our house
hes really good
Yeah mine also is the cook but sometimes they just help each other out
That's great Penguin, what do he make ?
he does these really good Asian meals
i help out some times
I cook meals when my parents isnt around Bismarck. I did make fried rice once
Asian meals, that's great Penguim
i was home alone a while ago and i had a chicken and mushroom pie, 2 shots of whisky and was watching trailer park boys. best night i had for a while
Chicken and mushroom pie. Yum
best type of pie
I love pies
Visitors from Another Dimension Re;Visited
Nepgear (CL)
SSR 2.0%
02:40:00
Uni (BB)
SSR 0.5% (Also available on Event Exchange for 8000 Points)
03:00:00
Ram & Rom (CV)
SSR 2.0%
02:45:00
Despite knowing this world is possessed by satan
I still wanna go around it a bit 
Especially the cream ones 
Oh, cool!!! I didn’t know they sell pie with cream in it.
I like chicken pie too Penguin

Idk if I’d like this
It's like cake but with pie textures
Break her horns
Dork president

Crack the dork
Can't stop gawking at her 
Cream...
look at that cat
so anyway, wild weather today
and there was snow for 5 minutes, then we had some sun, then some hail
birb 
Is that fox form akagi?
Chirp 
no, some unfunny ass tiktok audio that i find enjoyment for some reason
The best kind of tiktok audio
I get it. Slop can go hard
It's good that you can add sounds from tiktok to your playlist now
No way not the macarena
Tyga's remix
Shit dude I'm gonna go looking for you now
no, it's just a fox 
Normally I don't like remixes
hm
Just prefer normal tunes
That is like the most German name that there is
like cool I know you're Augustus, you're German
do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Holding On remix is lowk better than the og
its so much better that most ppl think the remix is the og
Bros romes first emperor
Oh right
AL art is a wonderful place 
skrillex do his magic there
Trying to think what else Skrillex did
bangarang
its this song omg 😭
Dutch hahaha
hmm
i haven't heard this in years
The German equiv is just August
Oh that's sad I wish foxes can transform into human
There's a reason I like AvP
Just kidding
fair
maybe they can...
Ruffneck
if you want the most 2000s ass song
take a listen to Virtual Riot's Idols
it was a whole global issue back in the day
since that shit is literally every single 2000-2010s song mixed
i know this one from fucking roblox tycoons back in the day no shot
Ahhh are they nice?
😭
fox
idk, I didn't like in the middle ages
If you played Far Cry 3 you will know Make It Bun Dem, too
taking me for a trip down memory lane
love this song
Oh ok HAHA
I thought devil may cry 3 HAHAH
take a try on virtual riot - idol
trust me tune wouldnt disappoint you
That era of dubstep and EDM in general is GOATed
Spare a book, sir
roblox 2017 🥹
would hear this on like 'millionaire tycoon' back in the day
ngl you should give δ: for the delta (planetary//dubstep remix) a shot
yeah i wanna listen to more of this
Sure. I've an open mind when it comes to EDM
I listen to absolute garbage
the lore is going insane too
yes that song have lores
i cant talk i was listing too Playboi Carti yesterday
shame
shame
that album have many goodies
like exit this earth's atomosphere (200step remix)
Al Gen, tell me
hi moonie shine
yes, the moon is beautiful today
is this on Spotify i cant find it
the entire album is nonexistent on spotify sadly
shame
clicked the pre-view button and got deafened
why is it so loud????
speed metal
no like discord makes it so loud
theres no way to turn it down
idk then
sounds good though
might have to invest and add it to a playlist
ooooooh
not a metal fan either
but fr take a listen to that track

Listen to Metallica trust
as a non metal fan i WILL put it on very high regards
nuh
Chat, tell me
Never
is it worth playing AL on a Gaming Hub/ Internet Cafe?
Pink Floyd better

ig why not
Nope
it is AL
67 mangoes
Shut up kid
I'm not even biased to pink Floyd
Talking heads however
Good song
Comfortably Numb has the best guitar solo ever no diff
Not a huge Pink Floyd listener but breathe in the air is top tier
Time has a good solo too
Oh yeah
Great song
Let’s talk about Fleetwood Mac
Feed me more SAMs
I know one song
Yes

oreoo
Talk about solos
Listen to any of dire straights music
Bet
Money for nothing, brothers in arms, sultans of swing
Third one
Listening to in rn intact
Pretty peak I must say
Artist: Storm (Nor)
Title: Mellom Bakkar Og Berg
Album: Nordavind
Track No. 02
If you like music like this, check out this metal forum
http://www.metaltube.freeforums.org/index.php
Herr Nagell (Fenriz) - Vocals and Drums
Kari Rueslåtten - Vocals
Sigurd Wongraven (Satyr) - Guitar, Bass, Synth and Vocals
Here's one of my favourites
hmm
It's 14°c for me rn
12°C here
chat,predict who's the next collab rerun after doa this year
Around 15 degrees for me i believe (idk how to do the symbol)
NBA collab
Hi infernal
we never collabed with NBA my dude 
I literally have LeBron Wym
Collab with highschool dxd when
Gotta own a Google pixel
That’s lowk could happen
Dam…
Maybe if I had a weather app
Ok it’s 17 degrres
Degrees
I know it will happen 
i bet my Poi Neptunia will be the one to rerun after doa this year.
not Senran
My best friend is the weather app
25 degrees
My best friend is Azur lane (boobs)
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