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Uuuuuu
Cléo so adorable
Zeppy and golden milf too
I suddenly remembered garen's pet in his god king garen skin
That's how iam right now
Wonder if AL is like Pokemon almost
Sleepy
where the merchandise has surpassed the main game
Prolly, but certainly not the same degree
AL dex
However AL DOES need the game to support the Merch
So we aren’t gonna be killed off yet
Uhhh...boring
Something is just wrong with me now... Looking at her tentacles and wanting fried octopus
Need to go eat
so you'd eat her?
Queen anne's best tempesta girl 
oh zoo wee…
i love her fit though, its fire
Zoo wee momma
Boats with boobs fighting AI powered aliens 
Joke aside i dont know AL lore that much but it looks cool enough
Oh yeah
i still wanna know what remains of usual military forces
How the boats are alive?
awwww
<- because these
I see
i crave the cubes
No its not fusion of real girls and warships
That's better than shed 17
Oh wait
These people probably doesn't even know what is thomas and friends
train
Wtf is this thomas and friend shed 17 horror movie
I mean
Do you imagine azur lane in shed 17 style?
Thanks now im thinking about horror train-girls
No I mean
Boats with faces
Very important information :
Its confirmed that Hakuryuu has TWO moles on her boobs, one on each 
Hell 
Oh wait
had to go digging for these
Some one seen Tugs?
we painted torpedo boats with faces
extremely heavily armed women who identify as 20th-century warships live in a simulation and beat the crud out of the aliens running the simulation for fun and freedom
also they're all comically well-endowed
Yeah I get it

Some one seen tugs?
boaty mcboatface?
but I haven't read up on the lore in a while
You guys have no idea what i got in mind...
The tugboat, for its size, is the most powerful craft afloat. And the Star Company tugs are the power behind the docks, industries and waterways that make up the Bigg City Port.
This, is TUGS
At least me... I need a crossover between azur lane and tugs
You like mommy milfs
Bluenose and Gramps would be the only ones that make sense, given they served in wartime roles.
Wait
What about thomas?
Good morning.
You like meta ships

I noticed that shithou gooners have recently been too obsessed with MusashiGODS
What am i reading
Average Pucc posting
Not surprised coming from "Musashi's feet CEO"
I touched the stars and saw the glorious light of a thousand suns! Now, blinded by this elegance, how could my purpose be anything... but dark
bruh
imagine if we got a boss
or a more serious ship girl
or somethin
I am not YOUR enemy. I am THE enemy

I am already imagining Hoffen having a cringe moment
The first and last mistake is imagining
Biscuit wife
hiya john
Lost
did a bit of driving today
bit nerve racking, but i got better
never really had any impotence to get my liscence as a teen
so im making up for lost time
Car seats fucking suck



What about feet
Wtf theres a mirror???
hot cross buns


Hi
No. I'm feeling something else.
Bis Zwei?
Noshiro my beloved 
Sup boob lovers
Yes judging by the geryon toy rigging
and the hat on the right side
-w- 'elloooooo
Hmm
Apri

John

g'day
True it has gold compared to the original
Hi apri
hi shiny 
hi bis 
Yooo
hi gob -w-
yo yo
Hru
nice

hope it went well
bummed the fun is over, but glad to be back on a reasonable weather -w-
Shimadevistan
it did
sankyuu~
Apri 
Ah that sucks
hi Hender 
eh, it's fine~ glad to have my computer back too -w-
That’s good then

Time to upgrade her some more
Hi
I thought your name said Apri Lavigne
Apri knows ball🥹🥹
Hi Sodak
Hi
Hi
What's up Apri
Hi
hi ryu 
How are you 
Hi
I'm good~
Yo
catching up on all my gacha dailies -w-
Hai hai
I was gone for a week 
Not suprisingly
I had a fun vacation -w-
On the contrary, I have some work to do.
did you take any photo with VR mode?
yo, where the daily kanye quote.
I don't do that anymore 😗
I kinda forgot about it
no there was no internet there -w-

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey hey people
u went to north pole?
This is almost as tragic as me still not having Unryū yet
a friend's vacation house -w-
with no internet
but a pool
pool is nice
I think the overlords at Manjuu placed a curse to prevent me from getting Unryū

u just got hit with troll golds it seems
She is looking but she isn't seeing
I got Uyu in 21 pulls and Nayon in 30 -w-
I’m almost at 470
I have EVERY ship BUT Unryū
My cries have been heard, they had been answered, but I’ve been denied the satisfaction of receiving it.
You suck even I have it I think
my dumbass thought she was heterochromatic for a minute
heterochromia makes them hotter
this is the hill I will die on
Georgia is a prominent example
it has a specific charm
but
Unryū is hottest of them all
so sad she doesn’t have a lot of fanart yet
Ibuki is the hottest heterochromia
Mirage in the night is such a fire skin
Sounds like a load of hoopla
Hooplaaaa

Go back your Coffin
Manjuu PLEASE I just spent more cubes, I have no money i have no gems, I have no more cubes, I’m out of cube giving missions
please manjuu
stop giving me the child version of ships i already have
why is there a bunch of fake ass penguins in chat?
you also should just stop rolling
I, the penguin gobbler have failed at my job
why?
just for you, im gonna roll a 10x pull
you said you out of cubes and gems and stuff
Who
make it 100
I will spend dolla
Bro’s spending gems on cubes?
desperate for unryū deadass
i spent gems on coins
Just grind if you’re really desperate.
no
Heck you Gob
I can’t go to the next world yet because my level too low
Bro😔
Literally just grind then bro😔
FUCK
the event ends in like 3-4 days
What world can you even go up to
world 9 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jesus christ
i had like 450 cubes prior to this event
Hey Shikikan!
Not for long ig
Nah, NNSA pays me enough
NNSA and NASA aren’t the same. Tuff job though
Bet
Calm down arsene
Do not calm down, be angy
I’m not smart enough for rockets imo
glowing my worm rn
be unryū
Be Seattle
no
yuhhhh

brb
Be uncontrollably happy like blücher
Battleships in space when
Don’t listen to kelp
Maybe, a Yamato?
No
Laffey will be the first space warship trust 
hmm
you said battleships and space, is this a reference to Space Battleship Yamato?!
Azur Lane Logic:
Purple Heart's measurements
B87-W58-H85
Marie Rose's measurements
B74-W56-H78
yet Marie is above purp in the boobs tier list

u look at booba-tierlist as a self-evaluated info, not as definite bible
hypothetically speaking, what if USS New Jersey was reactivated, but was painted with decals and photos of AL NJ
They had like a convention on the NJ and the Hornet 2
but the battleships were never painted to have the shipgirls on them
(i may be wrong)
probably just large stickers
yeah
us-china relations would need to be a LOT better for the decals, but i'm 100% sure some sailors would have al merch and there would be no less than three nj dakis strategically placed in high-traffic halls 
Yo, Manjuu should get USS gerald R ford and collab with LANL /j
fair enough
Wonder if a NJ daki might get stolen
oh absolutely
Manjuu may wait China's own Type4 CVN before Gerald Ford CVN
No LANL collab tho 😔😔😔😔
i’d be the first to steal one of them
but i expect that to be infrequent enough that it could work as decoration, but then i have no idea what the average usn sailor is like
I was gonna make a joke on the term seamen and decided against it
what sacrifices must I make for Manjuu to give me Unryū free of charge
divided by politicians united by gooning
How I feel saying shit
Except you aren't a hot French babe 
who decided that
Hai
oh hey
Hornet Has her own version of an anime girl
she was shown off at the event this yr
I’m pretty sure AL and Hornet 2 also collaborated at one point in time
it was right after i left the hornet 2 museum a couple years back
this is fire
They both do
Iirc, Drach isn’t as much a fan of it
but they are both kinda like, “it gets folks into naval history, so, thats cool!”
they right
I need to keep reading my British Battleships book
sabaton indirectly exposed me to azur lane i can’t lie
Never been into Sabaton myself
Who do you guys think will be the next pr and Dr ships and which factions get the factions
Being a fan of ocean liners and spreading it to battleships got me to azur lane
No idea
I only know one song. And that song deadass was the reason i was got into AL
Bismarck
my friends peer pressured me into getting into AL
they kept going “dude come play this with us”
well, are you enjoying this game?
this so cinema
i can’t find the red UI i can’t lie
im not a fan of the “lewd over everything else” angle they’ve taken
but i don’t wanna abandon the game
Definitely the shitty t8-10 ships in WoWs
It has to be really crap like Cheshire or Mecklenburg
for sure. I love the mechanic rigging. I mean the designs for the new riggings aren’t bad, definitely more fantasy focused now
AL literally flips WoWs balance upside down
and call it balancing
a real man never speaks ill of cheshire
Have you not enjoyed the previous pr and Dr ships
i would prefer them to have more of their naval vessel within the rigging
wows’ balance is nonexistent
+1
I mean the ships that make it into PR/DR in are mostly the ones that perform poorly in WoWs
Thats my problem
I get if they have some lewd or symbolism (dragon for Unryū which means cloud dragon in japanese i believe) but more ship
tbh if it is paying then no reason to change really
I’d prefer if the default skin is history focused, but i don’t mind the lewd skins
new pfp?
yeah this is a good approach too
fair enough
Same
wdym
And im not asking for KC level of riggings
I do love the individuality of each faction
tho sometimes tune it down for the rig to play out
it’d just be nice to have the mech dragons with more ship elements within them
why’s the radar red, speed data and everything red?
like dont make it an IB exclusive thing
i set it like that
i like the colour
fair
You think we will see itlaian pr this time?
honestly insane shock to me because i thought everything was redlining lmao
hope so
probably
colombo would be nice
Lore accurate Mig-25
since tbh all italian URs that we have is literally meta for what niche they serve
Perhaps. WG have released several more candidates AL can choose from
there’s a good amount of good performing ships, napoli, izumo, ibuki, kansas, kearsarge, brest, bayard
FDG
napoli slaps in wows
I think Japan will get a slot this time
napoli’s design is unique
Izumo only became good in WoWs after AL made her PR ship
She used to be covered entirely with 32mm deck plating
lowk love the design of the dress like if i can float i might have a similar ine too
i would’ve preferred the italian standard uniform
I was definitely expecting something like NC
tbf italia is quite a place for fashion
Azur lane desing?
Yuh
She was great at a semi kiting/angled push role though
raffa is the best mobbing BB
and napoli is the best tank for enemies that isnt spamming
wonder what kind of niche will we have for the next italian UR
Daring (trust)
WAIT

Duncan plz
If it's a vanguard ship, it will definitely have SAP or smoke gimmick
Cheeseburger with cheese
i guess you could say it's...
...porn or nothing
we already have napoli for smoke gimmick
lets get the Nelson’s bigger sister

You guys think the line up this year is royal navy, Japanese, French, northern parilment, and someone else?
til this day its near impossible to compete with napoli smoke
NOOOOO I WAS GONNA SAY THE EXACT SAME THING
Not for the CL yet
AL could take Gonzaga or Messina
french could be henry iv or marseille
CL meta rn is either pure fuck CV energy
or yes BB mommy
damn that sounds kinda funny tho
lily how do i
react your pfp
Who is GK?
grosser kurfurst in wows
I thought gunship battle
Italian Kitakaze 
i despise this ship with all my heart
Is it good game?
don’t sell your soul to gaijin
What? HAHA
don’t play war thunder
Ahhh I see I think I played war thunder before
And war robots too
or if youre into cars, the cars in gta feels pretty real to drive for a 13 years old game
for a semi sandbox game thats quite an achievement
time to grind AL some more
been having a blast with the Ardent
Smol guns
forgotten car that performs weirdly, way too good
sure hope i get unryū
yeah need her too
it’s not the size that matters
ill prob target for her on last day
90mm is pretty big

Yeah they are 90mm
But she has 16 of those 
a HE nightmare shower
isn’t it SAP though?
Not for a ship main gun
it's actually the 2nd smallest in the game
oh, SAP? still could eviscerated the superstructure
90mm peashooters
nah. It’d win
genuinely some of the highest dpm in the game btw
List of Twins in AL afaik; (No Collab)
- Zara & Pola
- Stanly & Smalley
- Hatsuharu & Yuugure
- Ikazuchi & Inazuma
- Matchless & Musketeer
- Ying Swei & Chao Ho
- Ping Hai & Ning Hai
- Maestrale & Libeccio
- Giuseppe Garibaldi & Duca Degli Abruzzi
- Cassin & Downes
minotaur would lowkey slap in AL
Twins in what sense?
well
nuclear thunder?
yeah it's fun
conventional war thunder?
no
By look and relations
Sisters that look like each other besides color swap
takao and atago

Even if they are of the same class
They're not even related
Kaga and Amagi tho

looks the same and are usually paired to be somewhat of equals
the definition of twins is kind of loose here
Yes
i mean Tosa's
Yuugure & Hatsuharu aren't related either
Tosa is Kaga's blood-older-sister
Akagi
They're same class I just searched
^^
Yuugure was the last of Hatsuharu-class
isnt that wakamo
Would you consider Poi and Shigure twins
they're the same
true
From the AL wiki
It's the same case as Brooklyn & St Louis
They're still related, this case is basically same as Akatsuki-class were from same base design as Fubuki class, some historian consider them same class
Or more like Sub-class
no one is saying that they arent, but AL is a seperate universe and should be treated as such
Is she good, guys ._.?
Ariake and Yuugure were modified from base-line Hatsuharus, as feedback from "Tomozuru Incident"
So they're just rebuilt them and treat them as different class
that depends on interpretation
she's a good wife
They are more like cousins in my book

in AL tho it should be treated as such
One of the worse SRs in the game without her augment, like, worse than some rares. With her augment she’s a perfectly serviceable SR.
She's precious
reminder that this is the same game universe where we somehow manage to house 2 crazy ass women in 1 port and doesnt cause daily repairs
i screamed out loud when she got her augment announced
And AL's way of designing characters has been arbitrary for most of the time. Like this Akashi's lookalike, who isn't even related to Akashi besides being in the same faction
bro found out about art styles
Akashi lookalike to Saru😭
What’s Atago’s face again? Some fuck ass GFL girl cause her artist was just shitting out same faces until he got his perfect VA.
Is she wolf?
wolf or dog
Or doggo?
no indication but its either 2
She’s a furry
She's a doggo cosplaying as a werewolf there
Or is she oumi?
REEEE asset cropping
dog dressed as wolf
That is like saying you're a game addict for playing game twice a week
She’s literally got a fursuit in that skin😔
30 minutes a session
Well “suit”
if thats a suit then amagi cv is wearing winter clothes
"Twice a week" that's literally me
Orange doggo 
Amagi CV does have a permanent coat with her tails
Shhh
game addict
according to @meager haven's logic
Yes
sorry but i dont make the rule here, youre a game addict and a failure of society
Same bro same
and because of their definition you must be burned in the deepest layer of hell for being a game addict
Still waiting on my fucking Seattle augment.
I lane twice a week, each lane takes me 13hrs. Am i addicted?
Waiting for my Perseus augment
no
you are laned
ability to equip 3AA guns
Gachas and games are different
gambling addict
Gooning addict
I spend $30 annually on this bros I got a problem.
What about a gambling AND a gooning addict
"Từ bình luận trên TikTok" 🥀
Yeah but she cute so who gives a shit?
so true bestie!!!!
i got her to 125-200 before her aug
she's so cute
The guy who asked
I still use her but like I’ma be honest if she’s shit.
who
I'm a newbie player
Dargon
regenshire
tiktok comments
Burg
Regensburg big cute
real and true
Why do I feel Regensburg base design is more fitting for her META tbh because of her dark color schemes
Green doesn’t work imo
Destroyer Queen of Dragons
I kinda fuck with it.
But I also see it as "Acidic" Variant. Cuz my brain sees Monster Hunter everywhere
||preggo||
dragon cat
Its hot and based
Nah, SKK's lookin' at that SWEET ASS BOAT
It's got mothafuckin' SAILS on it
i want one like that for Hood
I want to see old Hood wearing something trendy, more casual clothing
I feel like Hood is too lady-like for that kinda outfit. 
She'll make others wear them if she indeed buying one
Very true
one in a similar vein to Howe’s skin would be nice
Hood does Abuse Cygnet as a dress-up doll
And PoW once
Then again, Cygnet doesn't seem to mind
I always get annoyed when people turn that into some weird thing
my limited knowledge of it, it more comes off as doting aunt
than like
Ark royal
Also @stark fox she strayed into another game already
Oh she's certainly not lewd to Cygnet
ive had people twist it that way
Okay maybe a little
But yeah, it's a little bit strange of a situation. But from how I see it, Cygnet hasn't like... strictly said she's uncomfortable with it
wear that
Granted DOY was trying to Seduce her until POW informed her that Cygnet is already taken
Is this zzz?
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hmmm
sudden urge to wear frilly clothes
Thomas isn't a boat, he's a tank engine
Good evening nerds
Ok HAHA
does anyone know why u might not be able to sign in with ur yostar account in azur lane
i have a lv144 acc in amagi with a yostar account which shows on the website
They're changing the account system
but when i sign in in game it give me a brand new one
ohhhhh
so does that mean i just can’t until they finish that
but if your al acc shows up on the website then you should be fine!
yep it does
You might've just logged into the wrong server then
on the login screen tap the yostar button instead of the middle of the screen?
no i checked it was amagi
yes
Chad female commander
and i got verification code and stuff

should i just contact customer support
New Dragon Added to the Harem
Would
I see no magatama
What does she say with her special touch post oath
Does she still hate being touched
Not bad

More like she accepts getting touched, since, yknow, wife and the whole ring thing, but not any sorta sudden urges like going banzai into marshmallows
That is a very short whip
Also, she prolly means whatever kinky act is in mind
Its up in the air on what it is though
Something lewd yes, i don't think it would involve the whip though
She is not like that
is that even a whip
It's like a tassel
Thing
That a dancer would have when doing certain moves on stage
She's a performer, and music festival host
So that makes sense
beg but flip the b
No no no definitely not
Too late
She is not that freaky
We all know of many ships that are though.
Mecklenberg for one
Bogatyr.
Definitely mog
Alsace too
Hmm weird that is no long tongue girl in AL yet
It takes all of her willpower to not say "let's fuck" on oath
That would require a snake bote
Akagi if given the choice
Fancy?
Taihou too ig
forked tongue
Fancy could pull the long tongue if she wanted
Regensburg in my headcanon
Marco Polo
Alsace is so broken just touching her makes her unbelievably horny
Damn

Horny clankers
Zara flashbacks
Bogatyr is down bad and freaky but she isn't broken like Alsace
Mecklenberg is definitely into some freaky things
Hindenberg as well
Friggin Iron blood and its succubi
Commander:
what if they actually have normal intention and whip the skk as punishment.
That's still kinda freaky
in Asia people whip you to " correct " you.
too bad ppl will make it sexual so
Didn't get good grade , time for some whoop @ss spanking
^
like if i said westerners instantly abandon you at 18 for being 18 how much hate will i get
Imagine , big ship spank skk for having inappropriate conducts
Or! If westerners stop caring for a child the second they are born
doesn't take much to not be an asshole iykwim
that too
or like every goddamn christian priest doing some stuff to children
it doesnt take much to make a joke at no one's expenses
like its not even about virtue, if you can make these kind of jokes, what stops other making similar jokes that is directed at you?
obvious or non obvious
mogador a pure blood sex freak
same to implacable
Obvious
those 2 i just listed
Alsace as well
Brunhilde will be available soon finally 
there's Krasny Karval, a russian-orthodox kinky priest
Shes the new ship right?
or nun?
nun
the blindfolded squatting nun from moskva gang
Nurn?
she has lovely bright-pink eyes, that she's too shy to show most of the time
I know people make fun of her, but her squatting pose is honestly so 
Implaceable isn't as bad as alsace
who made fun of her??
i havent even seen anyone doing that
i mean shes still the holy nun
there are limits
Scylla is also something
Saw a bird
Several birds
Do those outfit rental vouchers expire? Or am I just blind and can’t find it anymore
I havnt played in a long while and I can't log into Google play how do I get into my account?
Been using KG V , man do i wish her get more skins....
Umazing!
Daisen is redlined speed at 56km/hr
fish
she's a horned draconic eel?
sky fish
okayyy I finished Meck's 2nd grind
and since I don't have to panik build this time
may as well finally give Dondon her coins and cubes -w-
oh she just had cubes left
ogey I'll see how to spend the coins -w-
prepare to zap and zapped
my honest reaction:
is that a PK?
PKM yes
ah the 1960s
I havnt played in a long while and I can't log into Google play how do I get into my account?
When I try to make it out with shithou as a character but remember make no peace with evil
Jump her
six seven
Mambo Mambo!
Omatsuri Mambo!
Hi
can i speak in hieroglyphic here?
I love Tempesta ships
''They represent ships crewed by men that raped, pillaged and stole from others''
I already said I love them, you don't need to sell them to me
Hmm
I mean, you could say the same thing about any of the factions really
Royal Navy has a bunch of awful things
and that’s why we don’t bring them up if they don’t matter here
Try Baybayin 
the sigmas
Why do shithou fans always fantasize about xheir waifu degrading others?
Tel aviv shocked
Jean bart
clem bart
Richie bart

Jean bart
Hello neighbor
@pastel oracle holds up empty wooden bowl and inaudibly asks for :GascognePat: react
yay

azuma is an honorary takao-class
honorary taco?
A milf
tempesta are honorary takos
Horny class
finally reorganized my gif board
sex ed
pig
hai
Hot
thirsty nun
a lot of nuns are thirsty, that's how you get bitter old nuns
they are tired of being faithful
and pure
people used to send young women to convents for things like liking boys a little too much, liking girls a little too much, talking back to their parents or just generally being inconvenient
so while there are absolutely nuns who were just that dedicated to their faith, quite a lot of them historically were not there because they wanted to be
boobs
you wench! Off to the monastery!
the church was the medieval period's favorite dumping ground for inconvenient children
Sup chat
that would likely have made me the smartest man in the room lol
hopefully you made fun of that fat french king
i forgot his name
Louis
who said you can enter #al-general ?
jesters were often the only ones who could safely deliver bad news, some were just straight up advisors of the king
a lot of birdy in the chat
that's obviously a fish, it even smells like fish










many CL are thiccs too




