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Pretty sun one moment, doomed grey rain clouds the next
its cloudy over here too
PT boats
They taste good🤤
I had brisket yesterday
Another day in paradise!
Bad!!
Homely as fuck though
Kashino is not for cooking
Some kind of bird
beautiful nature
but its grey
Well either way your boy is set up for some primo chicken thigh tonight
Someone and someone
thank you i do live in a rather nice place
heaven
nice man
Is that?
thats heaven
My private island😭
oh look theres a sniper aiming at you
Uh oh
You? Yeah

Nahh it's the guy who designed Regensburg
124k more then i will finally get her
went on a side quest last year with some buddies
Accidentally broke into someone's yard
Google maps once made me cycle over what was apparently a private yard belonging to a farmer and I got bit in the calf by his Doberman
Ha
My village is so boring we gotta do something to have fun
There's an abandoned pub that we have gone to a few times
Y'all have neighbours?
It's only family that lives around my property
Yes but they are old
Old people are a hit or miss
Either the grumpiest fucks ever, or the kindest
This guy is in his 90s and he blasts his TV
My room is next to where he listens to classical music on full volume
i wonder how rich they can be
every fucking night theres something going on their house
We had neighbours like that
Me and who? (no seriously I want to hug someone)
lmao
Go on then
Pros of living in the forest outskirts
Green
cheapest I got but they were brand new
living in the wilds is good
I have that NJ one
nice collection
I am going to look for Fate series figurines
I mean I have more
Either Minamoto no Raikou, or Jeanne D'arc Alter
maybe Kantai, Azur lane, etc
Unzen
what else you have?
Money and value, these 2 were the best. 100€ per piece.

WASINTON
Cute bunnies 
absolutely huge figures 1/4 scale
Currently my figurines are: two Taihous, NJ, Super Sonico, Viper, Yor Forger, Alya, Albedo, and Yuni.
Great price ngl
I'm waiting for Officer Musashi
Oh akagi fumo!
Officer Shinano
Ive only got 1 figurine (Shinano) but my regrettable spending instead goes to ink on my body

Floofy Girls 
show
Postmalone
Hahaha wiggmaxxing
then I have a bit of Kantai Collection..yeha
I saw her as well, same collab as Officer Musashi
forgot he existed
There she is
Not a collab, fanart by Dish
He is cool
I want them too
I have the same plushie
fumo too
by collab i mean Dish x Studio that made figures

Ah right

Plushies I have, NJ, Formidable, Eugen, Musashi, Shinano, FdG, Blemeshine, Skadi, and Nearl.
I think that's all

i have a Minecraft ocelot that i got when i was about 7 and thats the only plush i have
Shinano ploosh
that's what all pagoda masts look like to me
This one is now marketable
this one has now become a Capitalist 😔
You mean being a mean for capitalist to gain more finance...
you're not allowed to own people
Hahaha fuck you that got me
anything for the money i guess
Reminds me of that NFL meme. Was a news segment on a specific team with "Tom Brady, minority owner" as a banner. And a tweet saying "You can't do that anymore Tom"
i think i saw this
yes but in a weird way
sprocket??????
Yeah, though most American football shirt decals have a more hollow 0
Yeah
it makes no sense look at the other girls shirts
they have a normal 0
good game
They look more like track n field outfits
I have some projects in it
wanted to get it but i got GHPC instead
yooo thats sick
strange
Also:
- The goalpost doesn't look like that. It's a single, central pole that has a U-shaped set of pipes on top
- There's 5 visible white lines behind the line that the goal post Prinz is standing in is positioned on. This is wrong, as an American football field is split into 10 blocks of 10 yards each + 10 yards per endzone
- No visible ground numbers or stripes for yards either
- No midfield logo
- No netting behind the field goal on the other side, those audience members are dying
- Eugen spiked the ball into the ground behind the endzone. This could be considered an excessive celebration penalty depending on how stringent the league she plays in is
didnt realise i was talking to John American 'Football'
I played for a few years and watch the sport to this day
Would still be playing if it wasnt for unc shoulder
go sports ball!
unc 🥺
basically rugby, but worse in every way
you had the same thing that every guys has to go though 'i used to play xxx until i got an injury'
we love sportsball. we cheer for team throw ball, and yell at team throw ball when not catch ball
ah rugby
This skin is so lewd
And no one knows what the fuck a catch is anymore anyways
dont ask the rugby team what they do in the changing rooms
Rugby but way less everythinf
You can't in good faith compare AF to rugby past both of them being contact sports with similarly-shaped balls
it literally is a modified version of rugby my guy
Still progress...but soon
And has had over a century to mutate and evolve into its own thing
You are a modified version of a primordial fish
Go swim
are you implying you think I can't?
dont have that
personally i wouldn't take that

Let's not fight over balls 
No need to. I love rugby, awesome sport to watch
Though the truly violent variation is Australian football
Those boys are on some other shit
Absolute cinema
theres a reason why the Australians are like this
Makes you question whether they're playing for the ball or just mauling each other 
australians have random encounters enabled, they still have to fight monsters on their way to work
they are one the toughest bastards
https://youtu.be/yEq_x8cK654 holy fuck man
Check out some of the biggest hits in AFL history!
That first dude is out cold
They'd walk it off like nothing happened
clearly you never met a grandma from listenbourg
he looks Australian
Youre not gonna believe this
i clearly haven't
neither have i
no im saying if you were to show me this guy and ask me to guess where hes from id say Hobart
I've seen a lot of stiff unconcious in boxing or UFC. Holy shit
The fact that no doctors/medics are rushing in is crazy
he'll walk it off, just as soon as he can walk
And if he doesn't, ah well!
Food for the crocs
😭

uh hi chat
Hello
wao
Hey hey
im bored
i spent the last 2 hrs crafting some alt history type shit where me and the peasants captured the Romanov family and held them in the basement, called Lenin over only for my boys to shoot him and reinstate the Romanovs as a Communist Monarchy
sometimes AI just lets you do fun wacky shit like this
I love the future

he'd have had you shot next
☹️
How would a communist monarchy work
i have no idea
but for some reason the artist that Nicholas hired drew the Imperial Russian Eagle with one of its feet holding the hammer and one the sickle

people complain about AL patch sizes, meanwhile I installed SC live version like a week ago and I'm having to download 7GB today
kinda cool flag
and optimizing 182,957 shaders... again
I hope it is not going to do that every time
tell them to go faster
big busty boats
Another day of spying on people as a government drone done
Just leave my house yo
Nothing suspicious going on here
Your roof is a very nice place to sit and shit on the grass tho
Yeah I cured John pork syndrome
So you’re the one that’s been doing that?
You got this trust
did you seriously post AI and try to pass it off as a sketch?
what is wrong with this world
lmao

bro deleted it

Oh hello new admin I have never seen before
hi i am new

bro left the server too 😭
im dead
he got so embarrassed
anyway bye back to strinoving
Remember when you muted the wrong person
Wtf was that
nah
some guy trying to pass off his AI slop as his own real made art

Hi hyper
Like
guys, I'm a new artist, and I've invented this new inovative art style with 6 fingers and 3 legs 
you have 3 legs too?
look, people like legs, so why not add more?
LION SPOTTED LION

Double the arms double the armpits
sugoi dekai
“Boobs”
Boobs indeed
Trento my favourite meta ship
sugoi
Biggus tittus
Big choco milk boobs 
Just why
sugoi dekai

Agir does it
All is well
I asked her. She's sick rn
ah yes
the ddr 5 ram crisis
excuse me but I will need that so I can get images of Shrek doing concerning things

Who like meat biryni
what
Aw man i missed it
it only cute LT-SE
Sorry am ptsd for that bmpt
I crashed my ship
I forgot to buy the maple syrup
Which one
super hornet
Thought he was gonna say the tonka
what in the flying fuck is this
and why have i never heard of it?
that does NOT look British
bought some new import kimchi, says they're #1 in korea 
yeah right and i'm the King of England
nice to meet you charles
bacon
i am
the king
Omg playing re4 and I love the kick
time to sleep

good night all

Man I'm dead i need to log in more to get my cubes back to 800
Im flexing my Taihou
Looks like universal carrier on crack
huh? it was okay before ? guess thats some trumpish tacostuff in rules ? 🤣
An abomination. That's what
Makes the Bob Semple tank look good 😭
that’s not a tank that’s a rolling shitbox with a gun
How do you people have so many cubes 😭
Commissionmaxxing
Early akashi cosplay progress
I just don't roll in nothingburger events
Ofc a government surveillance drone will tell a lie 
Hentai has a lot of porn in it
all hail monolith
Stalker reference
Слава Моноліту.
need enhance, where instead of a computer magically zooming in on a picture you get boobs growing larger 
the "i want to touch your gun barrel" gesture
it was never allowed
and ive NOT been warned YET 
I’m gonna touch you
The same thing Zara did to the railing?
zara's just trying to find a good grip 
bandits better
3x the eggs for 3x the fun
hmm
I actually got warned for posting that gif 
maybe him skill issue
funny
shinanoeh
Shiloh
Grass is green
willie DD porter 
this is the luka dončić server
time to play with some cute girls
Luka got injured ma
suffering
Suffering badly

obviously mercs are better

neeeeeeeeeed
13 pings

ah yes...
a game with detailed gore,suicide themes,strong words and graphic body horror is somehow safer for kids than Neptunia
I delivered cargo, got paid, fell into a hole and died so I bought myself ice cream
this game man
violence is okay, boobies are not
Wolfenstein would have been 16+ without sex scenes
anyway at least now I have some idea of how the whole cargo hauling thing is supposed to work, I really hope I can use a forklift or something for the big hauls though
😵💫 you got the facts the wrong way. violence is shit and boobies are a blessing
there is a game with the name sunrider, it openly shows boobs and stuff and its for 6+, maybe its the way you show it?
show us
I have yet to receive unryū 💔💔
thats the first one, i dont remember this one that much. i recently played the sunrider 4
and its not the main selling point so if you only want boobs you will be disappointed xD
I don't actually play games just for boobs, I can get those elsewhere
shinano ambush
tentacle girls are great but i wished the boobification would stop
normal size is fine bros, even small ones are better
any size makes the wood rise
ok i think that last part could be misunderstood i deleted it xD
if it can be big, why not
a girl/woman/being isnt all about its boobs
there's ass too
let them goon over hipper size, but leave others alone i would say 
for real no big boobs for laffey
morale police on my gooner game?
hips, thighs...
sybau
Bars 🔥🗣️
It be Saturday
Wisdom

don’t do this to me yostar. I have 0 cubes now. No more missions with cubes, no more commissions with cubes

I don’t think I’ve ever felt such doom and despair
its 5 cubes per day if you do dailies and weeklies, you still got your chances
and maybe sell your wallet
I spent 460 cubes or something (don’t remember the exact number) I’m so cooked
maybe
OP for solocrew, british tank with russian weapons
good luck bro
I guess I need to stop throwing money at Warhammer 40k stuff and buy more AL things
sell those to begin anew with star wars legion xP
OP OP @devout bough
killed IFV lol

too addicted to the horus heresy to do that
my warhammer 40k is long gone, maybe last time 2005?! my tau had a hard time fighting millions of tyranids
Fuck the tyranids, love my blood angels
AL x Warhammer crossover when
most likely never cause warhammer is more about war and blood and dont has sexy character
that's definitely wrong
Sanginius is a sexy character
put the AL gals on a pleasure world
the pleasure world is my lap
SANGUINE IN AZUR LANE
Elves are were it's at
elves are bastards and eldar are worse

but the latex assassain girls :p
the mobile legends bang bang
their lap is the pleasure world
i kinda feel like some of the adeptus mechancus and space marines would get along with the shipgirls
I always liked the space wolves and the deathwatch.
space wolves are interesting can’t lie.
wasn’t too much a fan of the deathwatch but yeah
holy fire
I JUST SPENT MORE CUBES YOSTAR PLEASE GIVE ME UNRYŪ
PLEASE YOSTAR
I NEED THIS
PLEASE YOSTAR I BEG OF YOU
ALL I NEED IS UNRYŪ
I love this image thanks
It's over
is swiftsure+sandy+minnie with a enty+ark royal+NJ a good lineup
It's fine. Nothing spectacular but I'm gonna assume you're not mega far in the game yet
I’m only level 66
world 9
Right. Is your Sandy retrofitted?
yes
Good good. I'd replace Ark Royal with Unicorn retro (you can get base Uni from the guild shop if you don't own her yet)
Her healing is invaluable
alrighty
Swiftsure and Minneapolis could go to
who should i replace swiftsure and minnie with?
take the place of in my fleet*
love your shipgirls and give plenty of headpats
I do
who should take the place of swiftsure and minnie in my fleet

portland and yourr starter dd
Post your currently available ships
all of them?
63 more BP for a dev 30 Nyakhi
I am happy
Embed fail, I laugh at you
Yes I can see myself
_ _
Thats the case
Okay girlie
Oh hell nah
Hi penqu
I see him
Hey hey
him
He’s very small
see
Yeah I know but it's cold leave me alone
Around 3'5
you can do it like a real bad bitch girlll 💅
Iron wolf has lost his mind
I use cm
you touch one of my wives, you become one of my wives
Pinging the wrong people
Ts sounded zesty in my mind
like coldplay?
anyway
Ew
Join the girliepop squad
since it is
I saw sparks?
Only if she's really bad and into Coldplay
what abt the cheating on your husband that is also cheating on you part
I have 220 ships available rn
Both are in the wrong
do you want me to name all of them?
Route?
It's just Scotland

Or better yet the Lily way
My english malfunctioning
The A25 is more impressive then route 66
i think of this
Two wrongs don't make a right which reminds me of how it was such a cold play of her to wrong me right when I was about to propose to her
Ah yeah fried desert eagle
No lol just take some screencaps of relevant oranges and purples
thats the glock
Really?
yeah
Whenever bro asks what’s my favorite blue ship girl
America will always be the desert, badlands and plains for me
And I lowkey whip out Tennessee
because I grew up in a desert

On sum elite ball knowledge shit
Because she's the only ten

Austria pumps out some really cool things
Iron you don’t have motion like that
well, Americans are obsessed with Germanic thing
The aug for example
the cod gun of cs
mostly Germanic fascism but guns too
True I made a cosplayer cry yday lmao
y?
German guns overrated
yall need hornet
they are
Yeah but her II version
Well modern firearms are overrated to me in general
The hat is a nice addition
actually this image feels more american than ppl are willing to give it credit
Nice 
Spring is coming round I don’t wanna see no damn Hornet
I prefer pre-1900s firearms
The wrath of god??
Fuck AR15 return to sten
Harper’s Ferry Model 1803 my beloved
hornets will continue until morale improves
Winchester Model 1897 my beloved
Winchester!!?
Sam and Dean Winchester!???
Where!??
Winston overwatch
no, incest but winning
I have moral struggles about shipgirls being personifications of historical vessels where thousands died
Martini–Henry
Iowa
Thats just a random blonde bitch in a bikini
Honestly same
And every1 just goons to them and project fetishes that's messed up
Eh?
A bad blonde bitch
Also from what this one can see here.... uhmm... my finest condolences
We love blonde bitches in star and stripes bikinis
Is that game that starts with K?
Yes
Lol it's fine, appreciate it though
Ball up top
A real man never speaks illy of Lily
Kolkata
Iron wolf do you still have that gif
Oh shit dude that sucks
He made it he should do
Can't you press windows shift s
Goated
The AWB is gonna get you
Let me take a look
accidentally sent the message twice
Amazing
Are you on a Apple computer
but you clearly can
yes
macbook
Soon getting gaming laptop
A real man always speaks ill of Sodak
too lazy and I don’t wanna install discord on my macbook

web version of discord exists
shruh
A real man likes sodak for sodak and not for the body
On Einstein
Okay but why are we talking about Minneapolis and Swiftsure when you have Shimakaze and Kronshtadt
Shruh new word
I would be playing on my gaming computer but I’m too lazy to get up and walk 20 feet
Added
FN F4
Friday night funkin 4
A real man always speaks ill of @sleek cape
I like minnie and swifty that’s why
also just got kronshadt
Then whats FNE4?
Nah I like Sodak they're my little gay lingo dictionary that makes me feel hip and trendy with the kids

On fleek or whatever
I keep him up on humor
St. Louis
Little gay lingo dictionary 😭😭😭😭

whoa, pocketpair is publishing a pirate game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3041230/Windrose/
Windrose is a survival adventure set in an alternative Age of Piracy. It features the classic “build, craft, survive” formula along with intense combat and engaging exploration on land and sea.
Progress through vast procedurally generated biomes filled with hidden mysteries, hand-crafted dungeons and quests. Gather your crew and captain yo…
Coming soon
U call duolingo that?
I'm calling you LGLD from now on
you're all pirates now
Can we take your booty?
Yeah!
I’m missing a picture but I don’t know which
So dak
Too late

Lgld
I had not heard of this game but will check out the demo
LLD

10 images instead of 11
oh right my 20 bullins
"happy engine noises"

Hmmm
F4
no
so who should take the place of my current fleet members?
That's an f4 Corsair?
F4S phantom ||
f4 = F-4 Phantom II
F4U = corsair
yes there's a corsair 2
I'm still calling both the phantom 2 and the Corsair the f4
tank, combat, full tracked, 120mm Gun, M1A2 System Enhancement Package Version 2.
when people say f4
they generally mean the phantom ii
part of a compiler to turn your computer code into an exe, among other things
I don't though
Coz I wouldnt have said f4 Corsair to an image of the phantom
I learn smth new every day cool
Don't miss the Gameplay Publisher Trailer for Windrose, a pirate-themed survival adventure co-op game developed by Windrose Crew. Players will set out on the open seas to make sense of dark secrets, threaten challenging bosses, and seek treasure in the ultimate pirate's life. Windrose will be published by Pocketpair in Japan, with the title comi...
I will call the history police
Nah sorry
and you will face the consequences
Still gonna call them both the f4
said compiler is pretty cool too
for instance it's used for making your browser and probably some parts of al
of being called stupid online by other people
Aw man I close my phone for 2 minutes to pay for my groceries and it's back to vehicleposting
yup
Come back Sodak I need my funny quirky gifs
😛
Phantom II
Blackburn buccaneer
we also have a Lightning and a Lightning II
I think I bullied him outta here calling him LGLD my bad
thunderbolt, thunderbolt 2, and thunderbolt (cable)
Nah its cool thats my cue to actually look up from my phone on this pretty twilight walk
the lightnings
there’s also thunderbolt 2 (cable) and thunderbolt 3 (cable)
Oh right you be able to see the stars
It's still cloudy for me
with a chance of meatballs?
And my brother's having a party too im stuck in my room
Wait a second...
Azur balls
STRONG
Never
isn't that f4u corsair?
After the uma musume collab
No it's a su57 duh
SU47 when
When what
I lowkey need yostar and manjuu to make a modern tank version of Sxur lane
azur lane*
f4u corsair, f4f wild cat, f4 phantom II
They better not touch my chieftain or m60
DAS RITE
erm actualkly starting from the F4E was the phantom 2, regular F4s were just the phantom
when C-130 in Azur lane?
Is that the one with 'look momma no hook' or something written on it
lowkey want them to do a abrams sepv3 so i can troll my tanker friend
u mean McDonnell FH Phantom? the old one?
the old old one
Ive got a tanker friend but I think he'd enjoy seeing a challenger with a big chest
medium is premium
If it were for the Pope, it would be: "Look, Dad, I bet you don't have the guts|| balls||."
262 on us escort carrier soon
trust

alcoholic Leopard 2A7V+ when
Meteor mogs
tf in the skibidi does that mean
mustang in azur lane when
A-6 Intruder when
Means the gloster meteor is better then the me262
Please
cursed
if i don’t get unryū, having her in game is a good enough reason for me to be happy
Poor guy almost hit the deflector
Some planes I recorded on the Intrepid when I went to NYC. I feel the downpour adds to it. Many people were looking for shelter, but my greedy Dutch self was stubbornly gonna get my museum ticket's worth, rain or no rain
Ooh nice
no no no don’t get any ideas now…
anyways what about f-35s on OG enterprise deck?
i don’t think F-35s would fit on a sailing frigate
trust
okay too far back
no
2 of the best looking planes ever fight me
Love the tonka
2 turning, 2 burning, 2 choking, 2 smoking, and 2 more unaccounted for
apache in AL when
we do have helicopter in AL
Peacmaker?
should I show my army dad the premise of this game?
Agresiv, sportcar
no, navy dads only
go for it
No it's In my garage
alrighty
I just meant because of if it's not, that's super illegal to take a pic of the tail number

We retired tornados a few years ago I don't have to worry

"the navy dads"
One ping only
I like the B1
450ms
Lancer
Ohh yeah that's pretty
he said the sailors were lucky, and that he would’ve wanted something for the army blackhawks
I don’t think my mom has sideeyed my dad more intensely
blackhawks don't usually get seamen inside them do they?
MiG-21 🤤
Hmmm
they can if you try hard enough
Strap a bunch of 9K111s to a MiG-15
Jaguar
love mig 25/31, cant resist that HUGE engines
It'd be a homo-orgy 
B-52, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, but work
I literally just updated SC today and now I get another 5GB, wanna bet I have to recompile shaders too?
Why is wifemagi so fucking hot?
Shame we retired the Vulcan
if anyone is crazy enough to let me fly a real one, that will immediately be my favorite
Mirage 2000D in AL when
Mirage 2000 mentioned
The B-52 is going to see the retirement of the B-2 and B-1; it's the Chuck Norris plane. 
rafale when
but Chuck Norris died
My favourite 4th gen
People piss on France to much
Truth nuke
I'm always right
my fav baguette plane, Mirage 4
better to piss on places that smell already...
maybe India is a better candidate in that case
No 4000 it´s diferent
french boats are so hot
Frankfurt or something
Hmm
but french 15inches look really short and stubby
They are seated further in the mount
do you have any more of them pixels?
i know, which makes them look short and stubby
When players wonder why the cop is so fast
Of course you play beamng
This is from a ai generated Facebook post dude I'm sorry
Ever since GSP
India will always seem strange to me; they use weapons from France, Russia, Italy, and I think also Israel.
I feel like cop cars can be fast
Don't know what gsp is mate
Pardon me then
they dont have anything on their own lmao
Bro
cops with chargers
No way
German turrets were wide because of the hoists. Goofy shape
The real Frankenstein
Should see our cop cars
India used to buy from everyone as a matter of policy, but the US cut them off
Alsace, JB, and richelieu would look so much hotter if their guns were mounted more forward in the mount






