al-general

[vestal briar]

Well done to you nonalcoholics

[sacred oak]

You're right, I ordered a virgin coke and rum on the rocks, my bad

Sorry for deceiving you

[vestal briar]

So long as it wasn't a 12 pack of Carling it's fine

[wanton pelican]

Even worse, budlight

[teal girder]

I have space dust

[devout bough]

all beers i have ever drank all taste like

[vestal briar]

Horrible

[devout bough]

mid

ranging from mid to pisswater

why tf do people like those

[austere mesa]

Probably gonna visit asahi factory during my trip to hokkaido

[teal girder]

Favorite soda?

[sacred oak]

Some people don't drink bud because they're too gay. I don't drink bud because it tastes like day old piss.

[teal girder]

Slur

[vestal briar]

Clearly never had tsingtao

[loud herald]

vb longneck on top

[austere mesa]

Imagine if all shipgirls were drunk on beer for a day

[teal girder]

[loud herald]

imagine that april fools update

[devout bough]

Nope, but had some Sapporo last year at a friend's birthday party

[loud herald]

+5gb gamr data

[teal girder]

Imagine your gas tank is filled up beer

[devout bough]

didn't like it

[vestal briar]

That's Japanese right?

[devout bough]

yes

[vestal briar]

That'll be why

[devout bough]

we have it in abundance in Japan

[vestal briar]

Tsingtao is Chinese

[devout bough]

[vestal briar]

Asasi is the only good Japanese beer I've had

[teal girder]

Kirin

[devout bough]

Asahi?

[vestal briar]

Yeah

[teal girder]

OB

[vestal briar]

Funnily enough I don't think it's even bottled in Japan

[devout bough]

I do not know beer at all

[vestal briar]

I could be wrong

[teal girder]

Everything is made in China?

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-piglet-happy-pig-happy-gif-11790163727987666887

i'm an innocent Pig when it comes to alcohol

[vestal briar]

When your English it's kinda something you gotta know

[teal girder]

Pigs in a blanket

Beer battered

You'll have beer soon

[vestal briar]

Best Christmas meal

[teal girder]

Penguin steak

[sacred oak]

Not nearly enough ethanol sadly

[devout bough]

pigs are smart and emotionally intelligent animals

eat chicken instead

[sacred oak]

Vodka can work though

[devout bough]

they're dumb as fuck

[vestal briar]

You see I don't feel any problem with this as it's penguin

If you spelt my name right I'd feel a little more concerned

[vestal briar]

Nah

I tried it it wasn't that good

[teal girder]

Sorry autocorrect does not allow that

[devout bough]

They're roommates

with me

[sacred oak]

I didn't say it'd work well

[devout bough]

they're in my room

[sacred oak]

But it could work

[vestal briar]

I'm just saying vodka isn't that good

Whiskey and rum is

[sacred oak]

Oh well sure

[vestal briar]

Too bad

[teal girder]

I pass out every time

[dusk dragon]

And you are caught them doing scissoring

[sacred oak]

I would never willingly drink vodka

[teal girder]

There's a captain Morgan

I can't rum it seems

[devout bough]

i join in of course

[vestal briar]

Not when there's whiskey that I can have instead

[sacred oak]

There's only one kind of vodka I like

[teal girder]

Hibiki

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/kucapalau-gif-354550868306613651

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[heady pawn]

NASCAR be like

[sage zealot]

ngl rather watch nascar then f1 rn

[devout bough]

i want to do dirty things to Royal Oak

[vestal briar]

Ok and with that I'm going to bed

Goodnight you strange people

[devout bough]

goodnight Penquin!

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/spice-and-wolf-sleep-holo-smiling-sleeping-gif-17737702

[vestal briar]

Thanks for the correct spelling pig 🥹

Anyway night guys I'll catch yous later

[sudden kettle]

It's like a 4 time that bots from this server adding me and call to play mobile game wtf

server full of bots

[crimson kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-blush-new-jersey-azur-lane-honey-gif-8698171228099646529

[dusk dragon]

I thought 4 bots chatting 296537 times here

[echo harbor]

Ehh, I don’t think I am cute right now. I am in hospital and I won’t be shaving for the next few days

[devout bough]

what's wrong

[echo harbor]

Why so specific?

[sudden kettle]

the fun fact from 200.000 people from there, bots always found me and saying that I trying to find friend to play strategic game mobile

wtf Admin please get rid of fck AI on ur server

[teal girder]

Are you the AI?

[rustic sapphire]

Never experienced this

[echo harbor]

Ah, they found that my right lung is full of fluid, so now I am in hospital to find out why and the doctor need to stuck a needle into my lung and extract the fluid out.

[silver bear]

Oh

Fuck

[sacred oak]

I once had a random guy from Algeria DM me and I was fucking with him because I was 99% sure he was trying to phish me but now we just trade memes every once in a while

[echo harbor]

Too much fluid and my lungs will collapse

[teal girder]

WTF that's terrible but glad someone found out

[silver bear]

Yeah

thats not ideal

glad it got caught early man

[teal girder]

Iron Lung upgrade?

[silver bear]

any idea what caused it?

[devout bough]

Hope you're okay

[echo harbor]

Yeah, only need to passed out at work to motivate me to go for a check up

[austere mesa]

for a moment i read it as right lung full of beer

Take care ya

[rustic sapphire]

Bro just wanted a friend to shitpost with

[sacred oak]

maybe

[echo harbor]

I wish, it sound much cooler than lung full of slime

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-bye-see-you-later-reincarnated-as-a-slime-rimuru-tempest-gif-21187298

[silver bear]

got that darth vader breathing apparatus

[austere mesa]

Slime s4 just out iirc hmm

[echo harbor]

Nah, they just stick the needle in, extract enough to make my lung normal for a few hours before the fluid buildup again.

[silver bear]

whats causing it

Or is that TBD

[echo harbor]

I got like 6-8 hrs or normal breathing before needing another extraction

[silver bear]

fucking hell man

that genuinely makes me ache

my chest got tight

[teal girder]

[echo harbor]

They thought it was pneumonia at first but test of my cough show nothing so now they are testing the extracted fluid.

[silver bear]

I wish you the best of luck man

[teal girder]

Doesn't matter breathe nose or mouth I assume?

[echo harbor]

Thanks

[silver bear]

Considering its the lung itself

I would assume not

[echo harbor]

They have nose tube next to my bed, haven’t need it yet.

[teal girder]

Covid do that to you?

[echo harbor]

Don’t think so, I am kinda build up immunity for the last few yrs, plus I am perfectly healthy other than unable to take a full breath. No fever whatsoever.

[loud herald]

https://tenor.com/view/manhattan-cafe-uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-beginning-of-a-new-era-gif-12475232483217937905

[teal girder]

Hang in there

[echo harbor]

FLUVEE

[loud herald]

who

[echo harbor]

I only realize it just now

[jaunty adder]

im not vietnamese

[sacred oak]

but you are wearing a straw hat

[jaunty adder]

[teal girder]

Luffy is Vietnamese confirmed

[echo harbor]

He is rubber after all

[wanton pelican]

Uh huh

[loud herald]

i wanna go to vietnam

[teal girder]

$2 for a huge bowl of pho

[loud herald]

yess

[teal girder]

And beer with ice

[loud herald]

for that u pay $40 here

[jaunty adder]

i bleed red, white, and blue

[teal girder]

Fronch

[jaunty adder]

unfortunately

[silver bear]

Real

it be like that rn

[loud herald]

filipino!?

[jaunty adder]

could be worse

you know

brazil

[teal girder]

Brazil could be WC winners

Good country

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/crane-brazil-grab-poor-car-gif-17372636

[heady pawn]

Nguyen Dong Luu Phe

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/blankachan-blanka-fgc-street-fighter-gif-19307842

[stable plank]

have you ever

[sacred oak]

best tea i ever had came with import papers from vietnam

[loud herald]

my friend keeps glazing viet coffee and tea

one of the reasons i wanna go

[jaunty adder]

are you canadian?

[ember spindle]

yes viet coffee is a great reason to go to vn

[jaunty adder]

so like do you apologize alot?

[wanton pelican]

[heady pawn]

7-1

[loud herald]

da lat

i wanna go there

for covvee

its so pretty there too

[jaunty adder]

alright back to igloo

[teal girder]

Also them scotters zoom zoom

[loud herald]

vroom

[jaunty adder]

[ember spindle]

they should've kept calling coffee tra phê ("phê tea" ) i think

[echo harbor]

Hmm

[sacred oak]

I put in for some orders to spend a couple months in Laos but wasn't picked

[echo harbor]

I mean, Coffee maybe. Tea is not as good as the Chinese one tho.

[sacred oak]

that was a bummer

[echo harbor]

Chinese just make better tea tbh

[ember spindle]

ok well cn tea is the og one

[sacred oak]

Vast majority of tea is from China

but there's some good varieties in Vietnam too

[echo harbor]

Like only one vietnam region where good tea are grown

[teal girder]

England tea?

[sacred oak]

england doesn't make tea

they import it

[echo harbor]

Immitation

[teal girder]

[sacred oak]

The opium wars happened because England wanted tea

[sage zealot]

I only drink Tieguanyin

[teal girder]

I had that today

Apple Buddha milk tea with boba

[sacred oak]

I just had some 2 year old sencha

[echo harbor]

Man, I would kill for a good milk Coffee right now

[teal girder]

Anyone near you get outta there now

Killer gone wild

[sacred oak]

i should learn to make good coffee

[teal girder]

Folger and water. Done

[sacred oak]

mm

no

[bright crane]

P much. They were selling opium, and turns out they sold too well on that end when people got high

So they angery

[crimson kayak]

fluffy.

[cedar hawk]

floofers

[sacred oak]

getting them addicted was the point. Sell them a product that they become so dependant on that they literally can not live without

[crimson kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/musashi-musashi-azur-lane-musashi-al-gif-3898428959485217963

[teal girder]

IPhone

[sacred oak]

The war was the government realising what was happening and trying to stop it

[bright crane]

Nah, iPhone is a lot more subtle on that end that it pretty much preys via psychology

[teal girder]

How about AL?

Whales and the skins

[bright crane]

Like "Oh hey look at this new feature!"

Meanwhile everywhere else be like "BS its already on our phones get over it"

[bright crane]

Same case as Apple

[echo harbor]

MOAR

[echo harbor]

WIFE

[drowsy dagger]

Random Shinano Drop

[ember spindle]

🩶

[cedar hawk]

hello fellow shinano

[crimson kayak]

not having Musashi oathed in the big 26 is a federal crime

-_-

[bright crane]

I dunno. I personally dont feel Ms. Shogun Hype if her design is Ms. Shogun Hype

[drowsy dagger]

"This one accepts fellowship to another"

[stable plank]

boobyuz

[drowsy dagger]

Musashi is fine, but Shinano without an Oath skin when Musashi has hers is a Warcrime

so does Agir too

[crimson kayak]

Kearsarge needs an oath skin

[drowsy dagger]

quite weird how fast Musashi got hers

[meager haven]

80% of the playerbase not knowing of the peak known as USS Seattle in the big 26 is criminal.

[drowsy dagger]

2 years after her release

[bright crane]

Again, she's literally just Ms. Shogun Hype

[crimson kayak]

its the fox girl appeal, man

[meager haven]

It’s the ara ara appeal

And the rainbow appeal

[teal girder]

When did Big7 expanded to 26?

[drowsy dagger]

Makes me sad Shinano as the first UR

[bright crane]

Doubts in Kaga

[drowsy dagger]

doesn't even have it yet

[meager haven]

If it wasn’t Kii, Tosa, and the like would also be remotely relevant.

[teal girder]

Wasn't it Warkai

[bright crane]

False doggo, so no

[drowsy dagger]

UR Retrofit

[crimson kayak]

appears she does not like it

[teal girder]

Azuma

[drowsy dagger]

DR

[meager haven]

Sandy

[bright crane]

Who.....remembers Kii?

[meager haven]

Actually the first UR ever was the Oxy Torp.

[teal girder]

Yes

[heady pawn]

Because it wasn't about arctic bunny

[silver bear]

Kii is hot

[teal girder]

Tosa friend

[meager haven]

OH WAIT

It was the Z Flag

[drowsy dagger]

Z Flag

[meager haven]

5% fleet crit rate my love

[teal girder]

Mikasa still no kai

[crimson kayak]

:p

[teal girder]

Either that or AOT collab

[drowsy dagger]

is Soyuz a type of Animal? seriously?

[glacial valve]

Yes

[crimson kayak]

why would you want Azur Lane x Attack on Titan collab

[meager haven]

Thicc titan cheeks

[teal girder]

Titan can just tank the siren shots

[teal girder]

Stomp by Ymir

[crimson kayak]

Im still salty she didn't arrive home on my account

[bright crane]

Who, Soyuz?

[drowsy dagger]

rip

[crimson kayak]

yes, I'm 1000x saltier than the Atlantic Ocean

[drowsy dagger]

Well I was 170 pulls lucky that she dropped

Gold was my problem that time

[bright crane]

And somehow no comparison to the Dead Sea

Its always Gold

Also Jesus thats a long message to be sent there

[craggy geyser]

This, has to be fake...

[devout bough]

never gets old

[bright crane]

It is. Smol Eugen and Smol Taihou came way later

[gleaming shale]

https://tenor.com/view/case-oh-caseoh-flash-bang-gif-14288249271888208717

[bright crane]

Smol Bel was already covered meanwhile, so we wont see her on focus again

[crimson kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483173819240681502/NJ_oathrun.gif

stop running aaaaaaa-

[craggy geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-azur-lane-bunny-girl-gif-22153244

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-new-jersey-sleepy-dreaming-sleep-time-gif-22889614

[teal girder]

It said April fools, supposed to be starters

[rose spire]

Almost there

Black hole go brrrrrrrrr

[devout bough]

how long have you been grinding Ply Bishub

i think it took me only like a week for each DR/PR

[novel socket]

AR features are amazing... It makes you feel like you're getting a lap pillow. Though you can't see the sky.

[glacial valve]

Enormus

[silver bear]

Augh

[rose spire]

I went through Azur lane drought and only went on for dailies but I’m back

Look at this elegant lady’s dress tho I’m not sure why she brought a 381mm gun to her wedding

[ember spindle]

for a 21 gun salute, what else?

[silver bear]

My comfort 15”/42

[modern dew]

yo

gurt: yo

[silver bear]

Also

Hood has my favorite oath skin

Harbs and Biscuits are also nice

Bel as well

[rose spire]

See man you just have taste and i think her oath skin is amazing too

[ember spindle]

oh nj should've brought guns to her oath too 💙

[silver bear]

Hood was my 2nd oath

Biscuit was my 3rd

before she had an oath

[rose spire]

She brought a fat ass to her wedding right @nimble dune ?

[nimble dune]

yeah

[rose spire]

I’m gonna oath Yorktown II next

[ember spindle]

ok new headcan(n)on
at the top of the stairs is her rigging. we walk up the stairs together and she equips her thang and makes an ANNOUNCEMENT

[ember spindle]

and after the ANNOUNCEMENT she princess carries her honey down the stairs with the rigging on

[rose spire]

We dreaming to hard

[sterile lintel]

is there a guide for the vagabond endings and stickers? i need it

[rose spire]

Check pins in #gameplay-help should be there

[late shale]

lol

[novel socket]

When I'm raising children, I'm the kind of guy who makes them call me "お兄ちゃん(ONI-CHAN)" And I'm your mom.

I AM MOM

[haughty gale]

Honey

[rose spire]

What I dream to be called

[sleek cape]

I want a sodak wedding skin but I also don’t

[meager haven]

Imagine a Seattle oath skin

Or an Ibuki oath

[sleek cape]

If I get one

It’s heavily lewded and allat

And I do NOT wanna deal with sodak posers

[haughty gale]

I dream for NJ to get a casual skin

[rose spire]

I understand lowk

[sleek cape]

New skin drops

They immediately act like they’ve liked sodak the whole time

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-bruh-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-higuruma-higuruma-hiromi-gif-3841012065452512308

Holy Bright wtf

[meager haven]

Everytime😔

Bros in here didn’t give a shit about Yorky nor Lexi until the II came out broski.😔

[sleek cape]

True

[silver bear]

Sodak is hot

and just, I prefer the Sodaks IRL

[meager haven]

A true boat fucker

[silver bear]

I meant between the USN FBBs

[drowsy dagger]

Be a metal clanker

then it will be easy

[rancid compass]

[drowsy dagger]

Am I not wrong?

[rancid compass]

if it helps, i still don't give a shit

[drowsy dagger]

[rancid compass]

[drowsy dagger]

This would have been easier if they have personalities that can fight back

not literally

but the feisty type

[meager haven]

Sounds like cope

[drowsy dagger]

just my opinion

[meager haven]

Ome hihi

[light island]

Elo

[kind pelican]

Hi, I started playing the game 3 days ago and I'm trying to find people to talk to, ask questions, and get answers about the game. (I should mention that I'm not an English speaker, I'm a Spanish speaker, and it would be great to meet other Spanish speakers who also play this game. I'm open to talking to people in other languages, it's just a little difficult sometimes to have a conversation.)

[ember spindle]

welcome

[kind pelican]

Thks you

I certainly expected to find more information online about the game or community, but all I found was a video from 4 years ago from someone who never uploaded another video.
I've literally been using Gemini to know what to do in certain parts.

[solar dome]

if you need help with anything gameplay wise theres a channel dedicated for it #gameplay-help

and yeah dont expect much in terms of content for the game

[tall bridge]

make sure to bind your account with your facebook account, twitter account, or yostar account

[solar dome]

at least stuff thats up to date that doesnt include guides and gameplay showcases

[tall bridge]

make a yostar account if you haven't

[lavish oracle]

there are real fully-functioning people with complete control of their free will who genuinely think the moon landing footage is AI

folk

we walk amongst these bozos

[hollow quarry]

Not like the game change at all from couple years ago

[lavish oracle]

it's so joever

[hollow quarry]

Daily batman wisdom

[lavish oracle]

also shoutout to buzz aldrin

the 2nd guy who walked on the moon

he is still alive

surprisingly

[desert prawn]

I heard that shinano bunny skin will never rerun. Is it true?

[kind pelican]

I see, thats worth for me? Idk how to say that i want say sjsjsj

[drowsy dagger]

Old news

it got reverted

alongside Napoli's Skin as well

[desert prawn]

Icic
Thx

[lavish oracle]

no more bunny seggs? 😔 🥀

[drowsy dagger]

result of the random "Karens" winning

[kind pelican]

Does that mean it's never a bad time to start?

[drowsy dagger]

but good thing Google took this consideration

[desert prawn]

So which of the 4 is the best?

[lavish oracle]

the one with big tiddies

[drowsy dagger]

Based on your opinion really

[hollow quarry]

Yea

[lavish oracle]

[drowsy dagger]

I like Race Queen more

but if you like more interactions

Bunny Skin it is

[desert prawn]

The swimsuit one has smallest boob of them all idky

[drowsy dagger]

Bikini Skin is middle ground of the Lewd and more interactions, not as much as Bunny but its fine

[drowsy dagger]

Depends on the pov really

Meanwhile CN New Year Skin Shinano looks so lackluster

[silver bear]

Hello

[mental swift]

blid

I thought that brunhilde event was going to be added permanently in like

February

[low musk]

Modern warship - p2w game finnally collab with anime

[desert prawn]

Really?
In term of interaction?
I have swimsuit and the rq one. Plan to get them all

[drowsy dagger]

Based on my experience

[mental swift]

umamusume collabing with initial d

[low musk]

Oh nice

[modern dew]

https://giphy.com/gifs/becomeanobody-pih-jump-ZX9np5V5qroLumEbXN

[mental swift]

mid but peak aesthetic collabing with peak in general

[desert prawn]

Icic
Thx for your opinion

[lavish oracle]

need some of that bunny seggs 😩

[sinful vapor]

Batman

[mental swift]

what about late June event 🤔🤔🤔

[low musk]

They confirmed it nah

[drowsy dagger]

become a raisin then

[low musk]

Modern Goonships

[lavish oracle]

any new collabs?

[sinful vapor]

DoA 2nd rerun

[low musk]

Maybe lol

With Kantai or-

[lavish oracle]

highschool dxd collab when?

[sinful vapor]

yesterday

you missed it

[mossy rampart]

Oh my peak

She's literally perfect

[mental swift]

what is that anime even

[low musk]

Their ship is Bismarck, Rechie-, Amagi, Musashi, Masa, Kron-

Lol

Modern Goonships

[drowsy dagger]

Take this overrated woman dressed like a bunny and be a raisin

[silver bear]

Real and true

[mental frigate]

[drowsy dagger]

Fox and Bunny season

[low musk]

Oorai

[low musk]

Sensha-do !

[lavish oracle]

would

[sinful vapor]

[mental swift]

No fucking way they added Valentino Rossi to arknights endfield

[mental swift]

seeing the rares and taihou chan gives me mental pain

[drowsy dagger]

Will

[silver bear]

Lol

[oblique dove]

[low musk]

Another tank

[drowsy dagger]

this is something

[silver bear]

Meh, not a fan of Hindy

Good art tho

[full plover]

https://www.iowapbs.org/sites/default/files/inline-images/my_project-1_5.jpg

[drowsy dagger]

Essex skinwalker

One last post before I bail

[desert prawn]

How does one get little ships?

[full plover]

Guess the ships

[sharp swan]

Not new jersey

[drowsy dagger]

Children's Day Event, older one's I'm unsure

[full plover]

Did just post her big sister

[rose spire]

Probably a ship

[full plover]

Here :)

[full plover]

Yeah you're right

[rose spire]

The quality is so good

[rose spire]

I knew it

[full plover]

Im honestly glad one nation kept a fleet of BBs around

we get cool shots like this in HD

[silver bear]

Is it Howe and KGV?

or is this KGV and Wales?

[full plover]

Ye

[silver bear]

cool

i love the KGVs

[full plover]

Her decades earlier too

[silver bear]

13.5in BBs are peak

i love them

[full plover]

You mean 14 inch lol

[silver bear]

Ah

[normal comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1481739314873237616/20260312_203029.gif

[silver bear]

I thought it was the WW1 version of the KGVs

[full plover]

Lol you got the names correct but not the ship type lol

[silver bear]

I couldn’t make this out

[full plover]

Also the WW1 KGVs probably didnt have the Queen Anne's mansion superstructure

[silver bear]

And the “her decades earlier” part

Made me think we were talking of the KGVs still

[full plover]

Oh its unrelated lol, was just talking to myself

about USS Iowa

[silver bear]

ah

roger

ya know

It’d be kinda funny to get Hood’s Admiral sisters

the cancelled ones

[full plover]

Yeah, one of them is named Howe too

(Howe with Hood's rig lel)

Also wow very complex machinery

[silver bear]

iirc, there was some talk of naming some of the KGVs after Jellicoe, and Beatty

[ember spindle]

akashi calls a fan favorite ship to her lab and shoots them with a siren laser doohickey. out comes the same ship but SMOL. then we pretend the small ship is the big ship's child

[full plover]

HMS Howe and Anson yeah

those were their original names supposedly

[ember spindle]

fig. 1:

[normal comet]

Breed agir

[silver bear]

Still the wackiest way to explain them

[sleek cape]

you got that from Facebook didn’t you

Or IG

[full plover]

Google lol (also cool image damn)

[rose spire]

They all look so great plus I love the guns when they fire it looks unreal

[sleek cape]

Just say the word I got tons of cool photos

[full plover]

Yoooo

[rose spire]

The water is so blue

[sleek cape]

[full plover]

Yeah wont mind the Iowa class image spam lol

[normal comet]

The water is azur

[rose spire]

The Lane is Azur

[mental frigate]

[full plover]

And the ship draws a line across it

[normal comet]

Together it's azur lane

[full plover]

a Lane I suppose

[sleek cape]

80s-90s cameras were nice, I need what they had fr

[sleek cape]

Hendy!!

[ember spindle]

(d)slr?

[sleek cape]

Ion even know

[tired crown]

Big mo

[sleek cape]

All I know is the navy had some top notch cameras when everyone had bad ones

And I NEED em

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-enterprise-cv-6-gif-7549129381622254340

[full plover]

Yknow economically the British were indeed struggling but not preserving even just one BB may have permanently damaged their fleet's cultural significance

[mental frigate]

SoDak

[full plover]

And seeing all these Iowa class pics...

[sleek cape]

like mind you this is late 80s early 90s

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/enterprise-azur-lane-cv6-coffee-gif-8480206878269137542

[rose spire]

I love this quality

[full plover]

Yamato and her squad seeing the 400+ planes (the new gen sweats are about to box them in)

[rose spire]

Aircraft carriers are no skill

[tired crown]

^

[ember spindle]

oshit apparently we don't do slrs anymore? turns out a digital sensor can just have light shine on it all the time so we throw out the mirror and the physical viewfinder

[rose spire]

I prefer big ass guns

[sleek cape]

[full plover]

I mean.... I guess they have skill, but yeah less lower... ceiling? Like skill ceiling? or skill floor?

[normal comet]

Neon approve

[sleek cape]

Should I drop the photo in my banner

Or gatekeep

[full plover]

Hmmm? You decide

[sleek cape]

I’m to nice to gatekeep

One second guys

[rose spire]

They drop bombs from the air such no skill

[ember spindle]

what is a carrier's catapult, if not a gun that shoots huge fucking maneuverable bullets that have their own guns?

[rose spire]

Let’s put 480MM guns on aircraft carriers

[ember spindle]

[full plover]

Battle carriers lol

[sleek cape]

[rose spire]

Now that is true

There is some

[rose spire]

This is so beautiful

I’m stealing these pictures btw

[full plover]

You bet the Iowas singlehandedly generated millions of new Naval personnel over the decades

[sleek cape]

I post them for people to have high quality and not just images off of google

That are low quality

[full plover]

Cuz even the 100,000 tonne super carriers do not have the aura of a battleship

[modern dew]

fellas

is 320 bucks too cheap for boots

[sleek cape]

No

[modern dew]

wonderful

[sleek cape]

It’s a little expensive

Average boots go for like 170-250

[tired crown]

People pay that much for shoes?

[modern dew]

if its below 5 million

i wont buy it

[modern dew]

leather with some customized stuff

[sleek cape]

People gotta have solid cowboy boots

[full plover]

WEll uhm... no big tubes for le guns tho

just a giant flat top with a few lines

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thinking-baby-thinking-cat-baby-thinking-cat-baby-baby-philosophical-gif-17428742062241334001

i need to spend this money

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmmmmm-hmmmmmm-hmmmm-hm-hmm-gif-2339932555530048784

[sleek cape]

Do you have the cowboy cut pants

[modern dew]

fuh naw

[sleek cape]

SON.

[modern dew]

i got my own style

cuh

[sleek cape]

How tf is u gon rep the boots

💔

[modern dew]

which is basically

underwear

and boots

[sleek cape]

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS

[modern dew]

sometimes a hat

waddup my slime

[full plover]

I feel both happy and sad seeing all the Iowa class pics you have... on one hand, Im happy cuz Iowa class is easily my second favorite...

But other the other hand...

Sees the KGV class... nothing of them left, not even a turret

[ember spindle]

yeah some of those lines shoot planes
although idk if carriers of al's time actually have them

[rose spire]

Thanks but where do you get them

[rose spire]

well

Aside from enterprise ofc

[sleek cape]

Gulp

Now you see that part

[rose spire]

Tell.

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-3584473422170938815

[full plover]

Yeah she's the hard exception

[rose spire]

I just want pictures of ships💔

[rose spire]

Enterprise just like that

[full plover]

She's got more aura even being just 25% the weight of a modern carrier

[sleek cape]

I don’t wanna leak the main sauce

Ts cannot become mainstream

[full plover]

I personally just gamble on facebook and websites and shi-

Facebook even if its the "funny boomer site", Ive actually discovered alot of cool images their

[sleek cape]

SHUSH

NOW.

[rose spire]

There has been a total of 6-8 ships named enterprise I believe

[rose spire]

Wowwwwwwwwww

[full plover]

Bro its not hard to discover lol, I found this out by just google searching lmao

[sleek cape]

Wahhhhh

[rose spire]

So much enterprise

[full plover]

Enty is enternal you can say

[rose spire]

Enty will never die

[sleek cape]

To this day I have no idea why we have Massachusetts but not enterprise as a fucking museum

And it hurts my brain

[full plover]

I understand that

But then Enty is a literal graveyard

I dont think itll be good for the OG sailors who saw their friends die aboard the ship to have those same hallways be walked by tourists

[rose spire]

Her history is fucking insane the fact that she didn’t get a museum is criminal

[full plover]

So I do think its sortoff a mercy too

Atleast her sternplate is on the nuclear Enty...

who got scrapped too :(...

then theirs another Enty coming soon

[sleek cape]

Longest carrier mind you

[full plover]

I assume during her time lol

[full plover]

Its actually wild from a purely emotional perspective tho both sides have reasons to be legit (preservation vs scrapping)

Significant, most awarded ship

she deserves to become a memorial

but she's also a tired warrior, with so many sailors who died on her, that preservation feels wrong in this case

[rose spire]

I really want her in Azur lane

[rose spire]

Yeah it’s sad to think about

[full plover]

Lol she'd be a space marine surrounded by guardsmen

[rose spire]

Send the entirety of the army to make sure nobody goes there

Protect enty at all cost

[devout bough]

I'm above level 30 now

in cruise pass

ima buy Avrora's skin

hehehe

Avrora here i cum

[sinful vapor]

[solid whale]

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-piglet-happy-pig-happy-gif-11790163727987666887

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/atago-azur-lane-cute-cat-box-gif-15375051

Can't beat her on cruiser fight

https://tenor.com/view/hey-you-gif-9442451

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/bbq-barbecue-homer-simpson-the-simpsons-bbq-pit-gif-5467240

[nimble dune]

cute

[devout bough]

this is so deranged

[rose spire]

Just found out warspite traveled to sydney in 1941

[full plover]

Cool fact :D

[rose spire]

What seems to be happening here

Cool design

[restive ivy]

Im not even a koln fan but the koln meta looks cool

[late shale]

Hmm

[modern dew]

im not even a fan

im an air conditioner

[restive ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/fritz-rumey-azur-lane-fritz-rumey-azur-lane-rumey-azur-lane-fritz-friday-gif-12650349441479059489

Forgot to send this yesterday

[tired crown]

My uhhhh
Very weird cousin

[restive ivy]

Why are the new JMSDF ships named with hiragana and not kanji?

[devout bough]

my beautiful Avrora

[austere mesa]

to mess with ya ofc

i lowkey forgor i has avrora

[solar dome]

that time when only like 5 people had her

[devout bough]

OMG

her voice lines

are straight up

slurred

wtf i love alcohol now

[lusty marsh]

TheLegend28

Might be a tuff name ngl

[devout bough]

it was going to be TheLegend27

[devout bough]

but even on day 1

that was somehow taken

so i took the next number and that's 28

[lusty marsh]

the legend 1 to 27

[devout bough]

[lusty marsh]

u shouldve done TheLegend26+1

[devout bough]

I should have done TheLegend27SM3

[sick crest]

The legend27al

[devout bough]

TheLegend27P

[austere mesa]

rge legend67

[devout bough]

TheLegend27UB

i want to do dirty things to her

[teal girder]

Yes

[sick crest]

Make sure to take the clothes off first, white is a pain to clean stains out of

[devout bough]

UUUUOOOOOOOOGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-nose-moving-nose-nose-piggy-gif-15973968579150031374

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-snout-attention-looking-watching-gif-2789457055918708080

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-what-gif-26449775

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-snout-attention-looking-watching-gif-2789457055918708080

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-prase-lihoop-vepř-vepr-gif-2946898975925706618

[lavish oracle]

wtf

[mental swift]

everyone

[clever gazelle]

[mental swift]

every single one of you here

is agent smith

[clever gazelle]

Get the pigs outa here

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/agent-smith-smith-matrix-smith-rain-agent-smith-under-rain-gif-4289782157390894446

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-smile-creepy-haha-matrix-gif-17389141

Mrw lolimato gets released

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/kiana-kaslana-honkai-impact-gif-8320730081630569453

[sly briar]

I think Ayanami's holyday went south

[hearty salmon]

Floof

[sick crest]

The dawg

[karmic chasm]

Ayanami went hunting

[sly briar]

xD yeah

[stiff forum]

Where is this

[sly briar]

ARK

[stiff forum]

https://youtube.com/shorts/zR8eAE2iAIc?si=BK-xjXQoEBWcmiLQ

[stiff forum]

Survival?

[sly briar]

Ascended

[stiff forum]

Oh

[sly briar]

They took the model from crosswave probably

[stiff forum]

Cute

[mental swift]

[devout bough]

One more for the Motherland

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/hsr-honkai-honkai-star-rail-star-rail-herta-gif-14192562563923772477

[empty eagle]

Pain. I spent all of my cubes trying to get Unryuu

Every ship but unryū

WHY Yostar

[mental swift]

I spent exactly 47 pulls to get unryuu

[empty eagle]

I’m so jealous

I’ve now spent 438

[mental swift]

438 FUCKING PULLS?!?!?!

[empty eagle]

I have a lot

saving for unryū yk

[mental swift]

How many

[empty eagle]

438

I spent it all

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mental swift]

like

You had

438 cubes?

[empty eagle]

yes

[mental swift]

Oh.

I didn't even save up for unryuu

[empty eagle]

had is the keyword here

[mental swift]

I started event

With zero cubes

But still got unryuu

[empty eagle]

I’m so fucking jealous

I’ve been begging for unryū since i joined, and now the chance is slipping away

[mental swift]

some drown whereas some dry up

I never ever save up for events yet I still get the main ship

[mental swift]

I saw that dw

[empty eagle]

Shhh

[mental swift]

You still got like 5 days left

[empty eagle]

fair

but still

alas it is painful

[mental swift]

Do event stages

[empty eagle]

I am

[mental swift]

do dailies

Do weeklies

[empty eagle]

yup

[mental swift]

That's how I get em

[empty eagle]

i’m doing every mission and commission, everything i have available I am doing

all i need is Unryū

[mental swift]

Im only doing commission because I get poimts

Wait a fucking minute

[empty eagle]

I will trade every SR i got for unryū

[mental swift]

Did the commission event end

[empty eagle]

I don’t even know

I’m clearing the event stages rn

[mental swift]

You are in the game?

[empty eagle]

yes

I’m using my pc

[mental swift]

Complete a battle

Then go to the commission tab

[empty eagle]

kk

[mental swift]

And tell me if you see the little

"bonus" thing

[empty eagle]

No bonus thing for me

[mental swift]

So it ended

Hmmmmm

[empty eagle]

def ended

[mental swift]

I still do commissions which are cube commissions then I guess

unryuu just chilling

Taking up my while fucking screen like it's nothing

[neon sorrel]

[mental swift]

what car is this

[restive wing]

Hmmm Mogadoro car

[abstract ingot]

I have reached a point where cubes are a non-issue

[mental swift]

No I want to know the exact model of the car

I don't care about what trash is on the car

[mental swift]

upon further investigation this is a modified Maserati 3200 gt

[empty eagle]

Just spent more cubes still no unryu

[dusky tusk]

I was at 2k before the event

[empty eagle]

I’m getting so many non event SRs instead of Unryū

[dusky tusk]

Suffering from success

[empty eagle]

Please yostar pity system

[dusky tusk]

We do for URs though

[empty eagle]

not SRs :(

[clever gazelle]

Hmm

[dusky tusk]

Wait for a year and you'll get wishing well

[clever gazelle]

What if we told a maid to clean one the destroyers rooms?

[stiff forum]

Maserati

Perhaps

[dusky tusk]

Or maybe a rerun

[empty eagle]

I can’t wait a year without unryū, knowing my pleas have been seen

[clever gazelle]

She be one fluffy fox

[stiff forum]

She dragon

Even better

[empty eagle]

Oh hey, a Maserati, mine’s pretty different, but this one’s sick asf

[stiff forum]

[clever gazelle]

Fox, dragon, aren't they the same thingy

[mental swift]

Distinctly different

[stiff forum]

That's why I said even better

[clever gazelle]

Hmm

What about wolf?

[stiff forum]

Dogs and cats also exist

[clever gazelle]

Ik, warspite exists

[empty eagle]

I GOT THREE ENTERPRISES IN A 10 pull but NOT Unryū

[clever gazelle]

What happened to bahram though

[stiff forum]

Atago and oumi is a dog

[empty eagle]

I’m spiraling 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[stiff forum]

Doggo

https://tenor.com/view/atago-azur-lane-winter-cute-gif-15566037

[clever gazelle]

Aww

[empty eagle]

time to continue my grinding tomorrow morning

this has been a tragic day for me

[tight roost]

Hikage if she has no tattoos and her eyes weren't slit:

[restive wing]

Cute

[solid whale]

dog

[restive ivy]

What the heck

[stiff forum]

Akashi's mom that is

[stiff forum]

She's so hard to beat

[solid whale]

preach

[clever gazelle]

Just call newfoundland

[dusky tusk]

[mental swift]

son 😢😢😢

[empty eagle]

I’m actually crying

imagine begging for a character, having her added, and not getting her, while everyone gets her

ts is so tragic

maybe i should spend money

[nova elm]

Morning

[empty eagle]

morning

[stiff forum]

Tried to rain parachute bombs on her caused only 1 k

She ate 3 torps only cause 8 k

Destroyed the whole fucking team

[languid dawn]

[empty eagle]

NOOOOOOO

[ocean pawn]

time to photoshop

[empty eagle]

I GOT A FUCKING NON EVENT SR INSTEAD OF UNRYŪ AGAIN

[solid whale]

[languid dawn]

the translation also funny too

[pure depot]

[languid dawn]

"Big sister"

[ocean pawn]

time to meme

[stiff forum]

You still don't have her?

Damn

[empty eagle]

I don’t

[mental swift]

bro I want to be you.. i am so jealous

[nimble dune]

check DM

[languid dawn]

u deserved better teamates

[empty eagle]

450 cubes now

no unryū

[normal acorn]

Epic

[mental swift]

I guess unryuu doesn't love him back

[stiff forum]

Next ten pull trust

[stiff forum]

It can't be lmao

[languid dawn]

i see myself last month with Moskva

[stiff forum]

Also pfp changed lol

[empty eagle]

I guess I’ll spend more money on this game than genshin

[stiff forum]

I got her in 20 pulls I think

[mental swift]

My nitro ended

[somber steeple]

5-inch (127mm) /54-caliber Mark 45 gun

[languid dawn]

same to me got her from daily pulls

[mental swift]

I got her in 47 pulls

[languid dawn]

i see no changes here

[clever gazelle]

[empty eagle]

my spirits having been saddened, are only made more depressed with this hateful comment

[somber steeple]

hm

Jesse we to go burger king

[empty eagle]

don’t do this to me yostar

[stiff forum]

After suffering for thousands of years and here I got her with free pulls

[empty eagle]

I already gave you money on arknights

[mental swift]

Blud this is not called hating this is called thinking

[empty eagle]

hate

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[mental swift]

I don't hate

I speak the truth

Whether you like it or not

[empty eagle]

those you speak truth can hate

they aren’t opposites

[mental swift]

If I had hated you

[empty eagle]

If truth is your power, what are you without truth?

[mental swift]

I would've spoken of it already

[languid dawn]

u did taste that hell before?

[mental swift]

A machine

[languid dawn]

here i though i was the only one

[modern dew]

sometimes

i sneeze

[empty eagle]

All i need is Unryū

Yostar

[languid dawn]

on the 3 streak of have to exchane pity for URs

[mental swift]

I always start my events with 0 cubes and I end up getting the main ship all the time, even if I don't get one or two side ships

[modern dew]

yo,star

[somber steeple]

liar

[stiff forum]

Fucking gigachad 😭

[mental swift]

how is it going star

[somber steeple]

Lie in front of congress

[mental swift]

[empty eagle]

I will get a Porsche 911 Turbo S and wrap it in a Unryū themed wrap if I get Unryū tomorrow on my first pull

[languid dawn]

let make UnryuuPat for this due

dude

for more luck

[mental swift]

How rich are you?

[ocean pawn]

now I just gotta

write some bs

[empty eagle]

I’m very well off

[clever gazelle]

Who gave her a sandwich

[empty eagle]

I probably don’t need to work for the rest of my life

[languid dawn]

did u just chatgpt this