al-general

[stark fox]

Weeeeeeeeeeell no.
More food from evolutionary standpoint is just better

[lilac merlin]

where there's just nothing.

[stark fox]

There’s stars

And rocks

[viral matrix]

and planets

[stark fox]

And the immutable vastness of the Cosmos

[lilac merlin]

Thats the scary part

we dont know how big this cosmos is

[stark fox]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jItnCGRsMjw

[stark fox]

We actually do

[lilac merlin]

and our eventual hope for extra terestial life

[viral matrix]

this space talk reminds me of an old train of thought i had about al

like what happens when we beat the leviathans or x or whatever, if we ever do

[worthy pagoda]

We know the size of the observable universe

Not it's actual size

[stark fox]

The Sirens take us back to main timeline.
We kill the ghosts.
We start MAKING BABBAHS.
And then repopulate humanity

[viral matrix]

i mean

that works too

[stark fox]

Or they just continue from the Test Site Beta

[lilac merlin]

naturally.

[viral matrix]

wait what ghosts

[stark fox]

Vast

[lilac merlin]

Even the undesirables will end up help making babba

[stark fox]

Leviathans

[lilac merlin]

because you need repopulation./

[viral matrix]

and after that?

[stark fox]

IDK man shit’s fixed

[viral matrix]

no more external threats, and practically no more infighting

so my guess is that we just get a super earth scenario

[stark fox]

There will always be infighting

As long as countries exist

[crimson kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1313049569839550505/1385217158111297576/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[viral matrix]

or humanity just goes back to its favorite activity

killing each other

[lilac merlin]

As long as humanity exists the following will always be present

Racism
Infighting

[signal delta]

@rose spire

What better than one Bismarck?

8 Bismarck

https://fxtwitter.com/ato_da_shi/status/2039707676343701821

らべん堂 (@ato_da_shi)

ビビビビビビビビ

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[lilac merlin]

classes

[viral matrix]

we either return to mid 20th century power politics or get a super earth scenario

ngl the latter would probably be better all-around

[stark fox]

Or we do something completely different

And go to Tempesta reality and become Pirates

[lilac merlin]

that would be a downgrade

[viral matrix]

i mean im still waiting for a helldivers & azur lane collab

i know it will never happen

but hope dies last

[lilac merlin]

why go back to a technological downgraded society

or reality

[stark fox]

It’s not

[viral matrix]

because funny

[stark fox]

Tempesta is actually further than we are

[viral matrix]

how so

[lilac merlin]

last I checked, Steel beats wood

[normal comet]

[viral matrix]

arent they literal wooden boats with sails n shit

with like medieval era cannons

[signal delta]

We'll start over from 'zero' with nukes and entrust the future to the next generation

[viral matrix]

so basically we turn the clock back to january 1st, 1946

[signal delta]

Btw azur lane X ace combat pls

[signal delta]

[stark fox]

In Tempesta.
Every.
EVERY
Ship is a cube aligned machine.
Royal Fortune can literally take control of any ship by just setting foot on it.
They have detection networks, drone remote controllable ships.
And they have harnessed cube potential more than we have now.
Only thing is that 90% of the land is gone and the world’s a bit fucked

[viral matrix]

what global warming does to a mf

[stark fox]

Actually IIRC it was an abandoned timeline by the Sirens that somehow survived the Leviathans and just kinda chills

Also they got a bunch of Vtubers to make a Tempesta song

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IlsPs9zplOE

[lilac merlin]

Kurosanji.

NONE of those three IIRC are even in Kurosanji anymore

[pseudo geode]

Was about to say

[lilac merlin]

collabing with Volatile Vtubers is never a good idea.

[stark fox]

Are they Vtubers?
Did they sing the song?

[lilac merlin]

this isnt 2018

[stark fox]

Then get off my back

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ5vnp7LDzc

Also they made this one too

[shut crane]

tempesta can do the fucky wucky with storms and spacetime

[lilac merlin]

I doubt manjuu will do the right thing with BHR

[stark fox]

Kill her?

[lilac merlin]

yes

[stark fox]

Ehhh maybe

[lilac merlin]

Its one of those things where she HAS to die

no "talk no jutsu"

Massmurding kansen

thats too far gone

[stark fox]

Here’s the question

https://tenor.com/view/dude-why-do-you-care-kyle-broflovski-south-park-season8ep14woodland-critter-christmas-why-should-you-care-gif-19445023

[viral matrix]

for how devastated and in-ruins that sounds, the tempestas are oddly jolly

and of all the vtuber agencies, why the black company

[stark fox]

They weren’t around during the shitfuckening

It was like another world to them

[stark fox]

I kinda like the Sea Shanty

[shut crane]

I like sea shanties

I like pirates

[lilac merlin]

its just a lingering plot point

[viral matrix]

pirates are whatever

[lilac merlin]

like when we finally confront BHR, its probably one of those world events that changes AL

if it ever gets that far

[stark fox]

Nikke has like 8 of those ATM you really wanna throw that around?

[viral matrix]

manjuu should stop gatekeeping and just let us tear into that whackjob essex class already

[stark fox]

We’d be torn apart

Story wise we literally do not have the power to fight her

[viral matrix]

sadge

[shut crane]

she's the coming storm!

[lilac merlin]

The storm that is approaching

[viral matrix]

sirens should hurry the hell up with their directives then

wait what was their status again

wasnt it like

next to ruin

[novel bobcat]

why do you think the SKK is now raising 3 siren kids

[stark fox]

Sirens literally have thousands of timelines running for millennia to try and find a way to fix it.
It ain’t exactly easy to figure out a theorhetical power boost

That may or may not exist

[lilac merlin]

yet now they may have found it with us in this timeline

[shut crane]

oh no, data does not exist.20

[silver bear]

I have to applaud your ability to keep pace with this fuckass storyline

[stark fox]

Someone has to

[shut crane]

back in my day our shipgirls had a power limiter

[lilac merlin]

I think we should have never did multiple timelines

maybe just current and doomed.

not the multiverse in timelines

[stark fox]

so multiple timelines then

[shut crane]

but then we wouldn't have the holy unitas empire

[silver bear]

Ahat

[stark fox]

Or arguably the best Meta

Hipper

[silver bear]

are they doing the holy roman empire or something

[stark fox]

Hipper Meta’s story, man

[shut crane]

regensburg and koln meta are from a world where they have the totally not holy roman empire

[lilac merlin]

its a shame we couldnt get great META's like hipper

we keep getting temu ships

[stark fox]

I prefer the idea of a few get harder hitting stories.
Makes it feel more special

[lilac merlin]

Here's the thing tho

[stark fox]

If it’s always depression and sorrow and angst it gets tiring

[shut crane]

some don't feel like they have a story

[lilac merlin]

IT SHOWS that manjuu CAN do good storys

[ember spindle]

the holy roman empire that still isn't holy or roman but actually is an empire

[lilac merlin]

but refuse

[stark fox]

Or, you know

That’s not the point of the game

The game isn’t a Heavy story driven depression fest

[royal tundra]

It's never angst or depression though

[stark fox]

Hipper Meta was pretty depressed

[spiral saffron]

Is anyone here from New Zealand

[normal comet]

i doubt if all your complaint accepted you gonna play the game again

[stark fox]

Of course not, cuz he doesn’t actually care

[royal tundra]

Cause she's still flat

[lilac merlin]

Remember when we first recruited a Meta?

Fun times

[stark fox]

I’m, admittedly not here for the story too much.
I’m here for the cute girls and seeing them get up to cute boat antics.
I don’t need hyper depression like most gachas do now a days

[icy herald]

that image of the Kaga tree still gives me Vietnam flashbacks

[stark fox]

AL is just one of my cozy games.
I’ve played it for a while and I can always enjoy the characters

Plus, it’s nice to have a Gacha that doesn’t ask I spend $80 a month to keep up

[icy herald]

I downloaded this app to look at titties not fucking cry myself to sleep

[shut crane]

I remember, the might meta, practically impervious to any of our shipgirls' attacks, suddenly weaker than half the dock

I forgot what's the trope called

[stark fox]

Recruit the boss

[shut crane]

yeee

[lilac merlin]

when the OP boss is weak as shit in your roster

[shut crane]

suddenly no power

all those awsome boss abilities? gone

[lilac merlin]

It took us ages

to even get bismarc's Black hole

[stark fox]

Anyway.
Girls cute.
We love cute cozy girls.

[shut crane]

dragon cheeks

[lilac merlin]

The last controversial ship was Mogador.

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424415469196148869/1487128273782702160/20260327_165403.gif

[lilac merlin]

and the shit show of her abilties just making her scuttle

on frame 1

[stark fox]

Was really funny though

[shut crane]

it's called bad design

[lilac merlin]

took like 5 hotfixes

[stark fox]

It’s called “Crunch”

[lilac merlin]

to fix that bad design

[stark fox]

When you tell your underpaid staff of coders to do all the work in 2 weeks and they don’t have time to test it

[vivid osprey]

Shao Kahn

[shut crane]

it's ok, just sleep in the office

[cedar hawk]

rate this totally NOT a cop car

[icy herald]

fair, but I will admit, MK11 Shao Kahn is kinda goated ngl

[shut crane]

I rate it 2

[cedar hawk]

rude

[vivid osprey]

He's fun as fuck to play and his combos feel mega satisfying. I don't have much xp on MK11, but he always got punished real hard for having slow anims on older games

[lilac merlin]

Im surprised we didnt get a skinline of "Blacklist" ships

[radiant glade]

people bitching about Caracciolo's design to the point they use Dish as a voice of reason

[lilac merlin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nfs-nfsmw

Maybe I'll finally tackle Friren this weekend

since Im out of weekly stuff to watch

[dark solstice]

coders need to work harder, sleep less and test it no excuses

[shut crane]

oh yeah, new season is starting

[dark solstice]

also take a pay cut because the poor company struggling 🙂

[shut crane]

lol, the players can be the testers, fire the QA team!

[icy herald]

“Who need QA when you have the customers?”

• probably some Ubisoft employee

[dark solstice]

if i am gonna test the game they better make it cheaper

[dark solstice]

they should ask EA customer support they actually got my account back years ago i was gobsmacked

[vivid osprey]

Your application to Blizzard Entertainment has been accepted

[icy herald]

I have never seen a company spiral so hard than Blizzard

OW2 was a total unmitigated disaster

[silver bear]

Not a personal fan of those low ground clearance fenders

looks gaudy imo

[vivid osprey]

Okay we'll bring back lootboxes in a way
Okay we'll bring back 6v6 as an option
Okay we'll bring back levelling up
Okay we'll call it just Overwatch again
Please bro please just play our fucking game please

[radiant cipher]

STRASBOURG

KEARSARGE

[drowsy swan]

napoli and chien wu

[drowsy swan]

that one time, a bunch of girls in a band reincarnated into big busty ship girls

[icy herald]

just the launch alone was a sign of what OW2 was going to be

hey, at least the nice thing is that TF2 got their shit together and sent the bots to the woodchipper

“Good news, We’re not dying, we are going to live forever!”

[urban acorn]

Does someone have that kashino meme where she gets caught by cowboy manjuu in the cow mini game?

Love that but its impossible to find

[icy herald]

also ayyy some enterprise art

[shut crane]

not that big

[silver bear]

The Mighty E

[lucid dawn]

More women less smol ships

[sharp cosmos]

This woman is my wife

[silver bear]

yoo

rare Warty arrival

[sharp cosmos]

[silver bear]

how goes your day

[lilac merlin]

seeing the mario movie today

[icy herald]

okay I will admit I have no clue why I made this, but it’s funny

[sharp cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/shinano-azur-lane-sleepy-gif-16881300516648287342

[drowsy swan]

I mean, look at what’s going on wow hasn’t changed. StarCraft is in a ditch somewhere in Diablo. Four was not the major success they needed it to be and overwatch is in the state it’s in.

[drowsy swan]

actually playing the franchise recently. I’m glad the fact that StarCraft is dead so that they can’t ruin it any further.

[light fable]

Meanwhile, everyone playing Marvel rivals

[light fable]

I don't play either. I play League, which is a whole ass dumpster

[shut crane]

I know a bunch of the stuff airing this season, not sure I wanna watch any

[vivid osprey]

Same, and I'm a jungle main so double the radioactivity

[icy herald]

the only thing that would make blizzard worse if mircoslop-

oh goddamn it

[hard vine]

Rivals does not have Mercy so its worse

[light fable]

Ufff. You must be a masochist. Do you play Full mute or nah?

[vivid osprey]

Yeah lol. Nothing that can't be communicated with pings

[drowsy swan]

now let’s play a terrible game al get a game done by a western studio and it could be major or minor. Which developer is it going to be? You have to choose you can’t say no it will not affect the main game. It’s a spinoff.

[vivid osprey]

Although I yearn for the day laners learn ''I am on my way'' does not mean ''I am physically there already, please engage immediately''

Alas

[vivid osprey]

I am a balding college dropout from the American midwest and this is my tier list

[teal girder]

Cow?

[shut crane]

list need siren boobs

[novel bobcat]

hood in flat chest? excuse me?

[worthy pagoda]

Wayforward

[drowsy swan]

I think they were going off of default, but yeah, I do think Hood does have weird Schrodinger’s boobs when it comes to how actually big her chest is depending on her skin

[drowsy swan]

The only studio I’ve ever seen that actually understands to put sexiness in their games anymore in the west

[icy herald]

funnily enough hood is on that list twice.

truly a case of Schrödinger’s boobs

[hard vine]

"Understands to put sexiness in their games anymore"

wuh

[drowsy swan]

Could you give me examples of a bunch of western games in the last five years that have had sexiness in their games outside of photorealism

[vivid osprey]

Oh my god you're one of these people

How many hours of Asmongold watched in the last 30 days

[hard vine]

Photorealism?

[drowsy swan]

straight up who?

[hard vine]

Also doesnt BG3 count as a western game?

that shit has bear sex

[vivid osprey]

Larian is Belgian so sure does

[drowsy swan]

here is Bremerton’s original concept started what she would’ve been

[drowsy swan]

it counts because it’s a western I think of western is being basically North America South America in Europe

[vivid osprey]

Those are all words

[drowsy swan]

I mean, it’s not my type of sexiness but yeah it’s a type

[hard vine]

Sorry but i prefer adults

[icy herald]

sex with a bear? that sounds unpleasant

[vivid osprey]

posts a half-naked child

🔥

[rain valley]

everything gotta be a waifu

[mental swift]

this is insanely outdated

[icy herald]

now this a is a waifu I can get behind

[mental swift]

NIMI

[mental swift]

who doesn't except the lolicons

[mental swift]

Are they meta concepts

[drowsy swan]

yep

[hard vine]

Lion very lewdadble

[hard vine]

🦮

[fathom dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1489228429181325332/image0.gif

[ember spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481563225140105378/1488821308383952914/2.Nc3.gif

[drowsy swan]

so yeah, according to the artist plysmouth is shorter then ulrich

[royal sigil]

[jaunty adder]

do you think yamato should be red or blonde?

[chrome tulip]

Traffic's been a nightmare today, good things boobs exist

[drowsy swan]

she’ll probably be blonde because of the sun

[stable plank]

yamato should be green

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-minecraft-green-gif-11477188721758196130

[chrome tulip]

I imagine her being either white- or blackhaired to be more inline with her sisters.

[haughty verge]

golden fox 👀

[jaunty adder]

no

[jaunty adder]

we have brown, black, and white

[earnest frigate]

right

[jaunty adder]

yes

i see the vision

[haughty verge]

divine golden fox women

[vivid osprey]

Breed

Very good Hindy pic

[drowsy swan]

hello

[drowsy swan]

AL fans when they learn history is full of horrific atrocities especially when it comes to ship girl IRL history

[icy ferry]

Meh meh meh

Meh meh meh

Meh

[drowsy swan]

don’t ask a royal Navy fan about what they did in foreign countries

[light fable]

Germans invented the spa

[drowsy swan]

https://x.com/automaton_eng/status/2039539423906574843?s=46

AUTOMATON WEST (@AUTOMATON_ENG)

Kantai Collection developer’s new 3D historical sci-fi TRPG is set in an alternate Showa era with mechs
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X · Apr 2, 2026, 3:04 AM

[worthy pagoda]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2039679439101899174

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[shut crane]

wings

[clever gazelle]

[languid dawn]

who is this

[wheat cosmos]

USS intrepid

[languid dawn]

breh her serious face in default skin make me confused abt this

xd

[teal girder]

24hr girl

[wheat cosmos]

Hand holding

[novel bobcat]

litterally could not care less about IRL events for any of the shipgirls

[drowsy swan]

yep, it means very little to the series

[chrome tulip]

Obscene!

[stark fox]

Part of me wishes that wasn’t the case in like… small ways.
But IDK how they’d do it now with the limited clothing options allowed

[spiral olive]

Sup guys

[stable plank]

the sky lol

[teal girder]

The real poi

[spiral olive]

Quiet around here

We need some Feuer Frei Around Here

[clever sierra]

[wheat cosmos]

[chrome tulip]

[stark fox]

Cards

[vague shale]

[vague shale]

[clever sierra]

[spiral olive]

AL

My brain in a blander

[vague shale]

Al became softcore hentai

Please revamp story

[spiral olive]

Well I better set my mind on Fire than

https://tenor.com/view/skull-burn-burning-art-fire-gif-16371882

That’s batter

[vague shale]

Does Azur Lane still put the important stories in event?

[quiet geyser]

I think so

[spiral olive]

Who cares cute girls

[vague shale]

[quiet geyser]

@limber moon I want to post a pic of Regensburg META in the trophy room, but am unsure of. Is it safe?

Like her recieve splash screen

[spiral olive]

All I wanna do look at my Littorio Waifu

[quiet geyser]

William D Porter oath skin when

[static sparrow]

I've been set up for a disaster

[spiral olive]

Wow sounds like a scam to me

Ya gonna only get little gems

Or worse non at all

[wheat cosmos]

We got all these siren daughters, siren mothers when

[limber moon]

Eh not entirely sure, but I think it's fine

[quiet geyser]

I always take these commissions on the SLIGHT chance that I get some gems

[spiral olive]

Time To Bang Tango

[limber moon]

Like it's usually just events

[spiral olive]

Yeah it’s probably a 10 percent chance to get some

[static sparrow]

I'm happy to get little gems tbh

if nothing else I'll get the

[stable plank]

+0

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-fgo-fgo-morgan-tonelico-morgan-fgo-gif-27174142

[modern dew]

sometimes i breathe

[stable plank]

i dont think

[limber moon]

Wait you wanted to post in trophy-room? The trophy rule is just about posting outside of that, in there it's always fine

[quiet geyser]

I see

[hearty salmon]

Blackout

Good god i am sticky

Havent showered the entire day

[spiral olive]

[hearty salmon]

Anyways i go now

[spiral olive]

Big Red Line Means

Race Time

https://tenor.com/view/nitro-red-line-race-gif-14227593

Gotta Go Fast

I Must Find My Saltine

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1465656547718860821/20251230_191049.gif

[spiral olive]

Is there a girl who dresses up as a Vamp ?

[static sparrow]

Lutzow

[trim gyro]

only about half a dozen

[ebon wharf]

Hestia lookin kinda different today

[spiral olive]

Now I’m very happy now

[spiral olive]

Nani ?

[worthy pagoda]

Duke of york

[spiral olive]

Hello Ms York

[stable plank]

feet

[spiral olive]

What’s about it it fine pic

[ionic gulch]

[stable plank]

feet

[sinful vapor]

feet

[forest sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1488794861837488268/boiseMaid.gif

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-nikke-goddess-of-victory-doro-doro-lick-nikke-doro-gif-3236827015326395661

[spiral olive]

Hello there

Yeah here been too silent

So been inside the Naka Shrine Playing Some Bang Tango

[pale panther]

LÜTZOW MENTIONED, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[chrome tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1476872393904492616/20260226_170406.gif

[heavy pagoda]

evil vampire

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1475184681023439058/20260222_183511.gif

[rustic sapphire]

Mommy

https://tenor.com/view/you-look-lonely-i-can-fix-that-memory-reboot-reboot-memory-lonely-gif-7000601923095526707

[torpid kettle]

[rustic sapphire]

My fkn god holy fkn shit of fck

[torpid kettle]

holy i mean: hows the air up there?

[buoyant yoke]

just installed Azur Lane after a year break and omg

[chrome tulip]

20 Gigs of it are just being boobs

[heavy pagoda]

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1434554778016284805/1724553581363404.gif

gigaboob 😏

[static sparrow]

Update 1: I got 15 gems

[chrome tulip]

I'll be a good boy ma'am

Also yoinked this gif

[torpid kettle]

hmmmm

[chrome tulip]

Looking dayum fine my lady

[ember spindle]

welcome back, we now have a third 3d gamemode as part of yongshi's "oh shit right unity can mix 2d and 3d!" saga

[stiff forum]

[chrome tulip]

Good day to you too

[stiff forum]

I was tired today over working

Kinda feeling better after coffee

[trim gyro]

Unity does not in fact mix 2D and 3D, all 2D is drawn on a texture in a 3D space

[nimble dune]

i will be when in an hour because that's when i go to work

[stiff forum]

Like 4 hours ago

[nimble dune]

[stiff forum]

Lmao

[stiff forum]

Fast paced work

[nimble dune]

yeah

i'm the fastest and most efficient cashier at my workplace

lol

that's why they got me as main cashier

[stiff forum]

Looked at this cat I feel better now

[trim gyro]

same system is also used for UI elements in 3D games

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pet-unhappy-gif-26711854

[nimble dune]

nice pussy

[stiff forum]

I can see that

[ember spindle]

ぷよん

[chrome tulip]

I've driven for 3 and a half hour straight today

[stiff forum]

The human running symbol on the left

[chrome tulip]

Traffic's been a huge pain in the ass

[stiff forum]

ぷ

[ember spindle]

[nimble dune]

yeah

protect that smile at all costs

no matter the cost

[late shale]

Hmm

[nimble dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027371246582775931/1489143798842920970/NJsocute.gif

[stable plank]

best lutzow skin

[shut crane]

playing atelier resleriana, surprise klaudia

[weak parrot]

sus

[hearty salmon]

FAKKKKKK

ITS SO HOT

STUPID IRAN WAR

[weak parrot]

????

[hearty salmon]

Now my entire damn building is outta power

They said it was something to do with the National electricity company grid not the building’s power

[weak parrot]

That’s why you don’t nationalise electricity

[hearty salmon]

Can’t sleep and I’m getting mosquitos giving me love kisses without consent

[trim gyro]

https://azurlane.netojuu.com/images/thumb/c/c5/EmdenVampire.png/1016px-EmdenVampire.png
https://azurlane.netojuu.com/images/thumb/0/02/LützowVampire.png/1607px-LützowVampire.png
https://azurlane.netojuu.com/images/thumb/f/fc/U-47Vampire.png/1263px-U-47Vampire.png

[merry spoke]

Hmmmmm

[trim gyro]

https://azurlane.netojuu.com/images/thumb/d/da/ElbingVampire.png/1097px-ElbingVampire.png
https://azurlane.netojuu.com/images/thumb/c/c6/YorckVampire.png/1089px-YorckVampire.png
blood moon theme in the shop

[merry spoke]

Goodness

[hearty salmon]

My Vampire Onee-san can’t be this horny

[hearty salmon]

My Vampire friend is actually a MILF?!
Coming this summer

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1471572307393773732/20260212_191813.gif

[shut crane]

yorck's style is nice

[hearty salmon]

Thats not a vampire

[trim gyro]

there's a few more, but they're vampire hunters or no vampire related voice lines so I didn't include them

[hearty salmon]

Thats just your local hot single mom over 40

[chrome tulip]

Over 40?

Hag

[stiff forum]

Around that

[trim gyro]

no AL girl is over 40, Mikasa who is an actual granny is probably in her late 20s lol

[stiff forum]

How you know that? Is there any list where I can see their ages?

[radiant cipher]

Whatever.

Go my Algérie!

[hearty salmon]

“Algerie used tiddies”

“It’s super effective on Gamer!!!”

[chrome tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-stfu-shut-your-mouth-slap-slapping-gif-8050553153066707611

Some nice cake there

[trim gyro]

it is anime, women over 30 are meant to be a punchline, not to be lewded

[hearty salmon]

You could say it’s

Sweet

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-yuta-ryu-uro-domain-clash-gif-13491247766169039909

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1478444725043462377/20251231_192424.gif

[stiff forum]

Meant what if this is different kind of bread

We never know

[chrome tulip]

Then again, everythings get lewded in anime

[stiff forum]

There's no official age or height all we can do is expect

[hearty salmon]

Depends on the artist

[chrome tulip]

We're fucking gooning to spacecrafts now

[shut crane]

there are no milfs in al

[hearty salmon]

Like granted Manjuu is the only one who can release “official” data

[stiff forum]

Everyone can have different opinions about this

[hearty salmon]

But then again we can always go with the artist

[trim gyro]

what an artist says on their socials is not canon just because it is them saying it

[fathom tartan]

Is anyone an artist here

[stiff forum]

So I will just let them what they think about it

Lmao

[stiff forum]

There is

[hearty salmon]

Since yk they literally are the creator of it

[drowsy swan]

cow

[fathom tartan]

How do i get better at drawing

[stiff forum]

For me there is some mom's on AL azuma is one of them you can't change my opinion no wonder what you do to prove same with you I can't change what you think about it so pointless

[shut crane]

you follow a tutorial on skillshare

[radiant cipher]

So peak

[shut crane]

[trim gyro]

the artist doesn't get to define the character, they have writers for that

[hearty salmon]

And also if we go off this , we can say that the artist is the one that sets the stuff and Manjuu justs greenlights it

So just ask the artist and there ya go

[stiff forum]

Well ...you don't need to ask artist for it ..

[radiant cipher]

Dish should release that concept art of Kron.

[hearty salmon]

Also based Dish as usual

[trim gyro]

the artist's opinion is just that, an opinion

[chrome tulip]

Dish being based

[fathom tartan]

idk how to improve. Idk what im doing

[hearty salmon]

Buddy , the artist is literally the father / mother of the character

[stiff forum]

Just practice and get help from YouTube? My friend got a huge upgrade on his art skills

[hearty salmon]

[shut crane]

also, don't be art blind

[stiff forum]

YouTube vids drawing pose and stuff making face expressions body shape hips curves

Etc

[trim gyro]

they literally just make the art, everything else is done in house

[hearty salmon]

“Shit your mom’s opinion on your gender is an opinion , you a dude in my eyes samantha”

[stiff forum]

You can try checking different videos about it

[bitter axle]

I want a fresh one with brown sugar please

[hearty salmon]

Agree to disagree

[fathom tartan]

Ok. Im just bad at drawing ppl and i take too long

[trim gyro]

you can disagree all you want, that is literally how it is done

[stiff forum]

That's why first thing you should is practice

[trim gyro]

characters are defined by writers

[hearty salmon]

Yuh I’m sayin the data like height and age can be obtained from the artist

[bitter axle]

U should learn outline and shadowing or something

[hearty salmon]

Not everything must just be manjuu

[hearty salmon]

Anatomy first

[shut crane]

you can sometimes see where the devs put their finger on the scale when you see some concept arts

[hearty salmon]

Basics first

[chrome tulip]

Good artists are good because they draw for atleast a decade

[stiff forum]

Let people have opinion man just believe what you really know

[hearty salmon]

Then only you go and build off it

[chrome tulip]

You got to put in time

[hearty salmon]

This

[chrome tulip]

It will come eventually

[hearty salmon]

And more importantly

Effort

[stiff forum]

We just enjoy boobs and older womens

[hearty salmon]

Like really Effort

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1471572307393773732/20260212_191813.gif

[hearty salmon]

With a capital E

[hearty salmon]

TIDDIESSASSS

[shut crane]

I enjoy floof

[hearty salmon]

BIG JIGGLY MOMMY TIDDAYSSSSSS

[hearty salmon]

Like review and see where you fucked up

[trim gyro]

I've seen what some people manage to sell as art online, if you're willing to cater to the right people you can make a living with no actual skill

[hearty salmon]

^

Furries in particular

[chrome tulip]

I see boobs, I return to monkey

[stiff forum]

😭😭

[hearty salmon]

If you’re ok with drawing really really Fucked up stuff you can get moolah

And when I say Fucked I do mean with a Capital F

[stiff forum]

Cute banner

[hearty salmon]

We see boobs, We return to monke

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-ayanami-rodney-shy-hot-gif-20206360

[hearty salmon]

[fathom tartan]

I be drawing like every 4 months

[hearty salmon]

Lucky bastard

[stiff forum]

Right

Wish I can do that

[hearty salmon]

Yeah thats basically worth nothing

[chrome tulip]

You have just seen it now?

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/it-should-have-been-me-it-should-have-been-me-not-her-it-should've-been-me-meme-it-should've-been-me-gif-6185711253428236262

[late shale]

Hmm

[stiff forum]

I have before

[chrome tulip]

Nice

Keep staring at it

Feast your eyes on this beauty.

[stiff forum]

No thanks not planning to get horny

[chrome tulip]

Wha-

[hearty salmon]

I feast on the burger

[stiff forum]

Burgers sandwiched me on game today

[hearty salmon]

Such a juicy borgar must be enjoyed

[stiff forum]

Hindy and mecky I was a cruiser

From both sides

https://tenor.com/view/nanami-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-reaction-reaction-gif-gif-17083056677053422514

[chrome tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/it-should-have-been-me-it-should-have-been-me-not-her-it-should've-been-me-meme-it-should've-been-me-gif-6185711253428236262

[stiff forum]

Lmao

[fathom rose]

https://tenor.com/view/gugugaga-penguin-gif-4029034702992672200

[late shale]

lol

[karmic delta]

I have arrived home

https://tenor.com/view/tenka-izumo-chained-soldier-mato-seihei-anti-demon-corps-mato-defense-special-force-gif-13184829188473192761

[torpid kettle]

normal people would get bonked if they tried that

[stiff forum]

Commanders are different

[dusk dragon]

Gmornin

[shut crane]

booba ahead

[trim gyro]

both of them were bragging about getting physical with SKK in fleetchat

all of the 3D dorm girls were

so... how innocent is she really?

[late shale]

Hmm

[shut crane]

she never was innocent

[spiral olive]

Hello there beautiful

[drowsy swan]

I will never forgive en Twitter for stop translating these

that was legit. I think the final one they did before they stopped doing it.

[trim gyro]

I think they worked out that fans will do it for free

[royal sigil]

what did i miss

[shut crane]

nimi big cute

[drowsy swan]

shirt only Guam

[shut crane]

now that's a gift to carefully unwrap at home

[drowsy swan]

horse

[trim gyro]

after I find her tail, she gets to find mine

[shut crane]

nimilicious

[shut crane]

tentacled nimi

[rustic sapphire]

Tail hunting ?

I want to touch the tail

[drowsy swan]

Laffy gets soft pillows

[trim gyro]

Javelin, you're a good girl

[radiant cipher]

Non

[hearty salmon]

I WANNA BE HELD LIKE THAT TOO

[trim gyro]

I knew you were still here

[rustic sapphire]

Muscle mommy

[signal delta]

[rustic sapphire]

Slow ahead is so peak i never seen it

[drowsy swan]

you have not seen peak yet until you seen an anthology

[stable plank]

slow ahead indiana

[rustic sapphire]

Looks like every page shows a different fetish

[neon coral]

Sup chat

This guy over here got a new phone after 6 years

[trim gyro]

kinda was that way with firmament
funded the kickstarter, downloaded the game on release and finished the whole thing in 7 hours
some of which was me being half asleep and messing with puzzles I had already solved when I didn't need to
still pretty decent game, but I expected more

[brave wedge]

No Bismark full art or MahouLane animation? Shame...

[trim gyro]

now Riven remake was absolutely amazing, but that's a remake of arguably the best game Cyan ever made

[drowsy swan]

Final Fantasy 15 was that for me

10 years worth of development time turns out that the original game was completely scrapped and they had to redo it from scratch

No rival love interest replace replaced with generic waifu! All of the Lore needed to be changed because they needed to appease China because the whole point of the original game that the main characters country worshiped the Grim Reaper

The battle of the city in the original reveal was turned into a movie because they couldn’t put it in the game. It would be like if Final Fantasy seven skipped all of Midgard.

[trim gyro]

FF15 is a pretty decent game, but it has serious issues, pretty sure half the story was just straight up missing on release
personally I also don't like the idea of DLC adding an alternate ending where nobody dies, that just makes the entire story seem even more pointless

[neon coral]

Very cute Lora

[drowsy swan]

put some of the character development in an anime, and then the entire beginning sequence that the game was going to have was turned into a movie

[neon coral]

Time to treat Project Identity as an Umamusume run

[drowsy swan]

Final Fantasy 16 I have other issues with but at least it feels like a complete game

[trim gyro]

FF16 isn't even an RPG

and a timed exclusive on the hardest to get console on the market at the time

[drowsy swan]

it’s a devil make cry game

I hated the fact that there was no party members

[neon coral]

Why did the devil make cry game?

[trim gyro]

Squeenix at the time were disappointed at the game's sales, as if every PS5 owner was going to buy 3 copies of it
damn out of touch executives

[drowsy swan]

They got the action Director from Devil, May cry 5 to work on Final Fantasy 16. It’s a dumb down action game that pretends that it’s an RP

[neon coral]

I know what you mean

[trim gyro]

the problem with doing combat like that is it is entirely meaningless if there's no actual difficulty
it is all style and no substance

[neon coral]

You can have this

[drowsy swan]

I hope going forward they use remake and rebirth’s combat system

[neon coral]

https://tenor.com/view/death-battle-dante-vs-clive-fight-gif-2742702890166927929

[drowsy swan]

use it as a base template

and improve and change it

[ember spindle]

[drowsy swan]

it’s likely coming out tonight

[brave wedge]

I really hope so...
Not really exited about Taihou sisters

[drowsy swan]

listen, there’s no way they’re not going to put Bismarck. They know how popular she is. That’s why they put her over Vanguard.

you would think for an April fool celebration of magical girls they would put the actual girl who’s into it but nope it’s Bismarck because she’s popular

[dark solstice]

Bismarck ? Never heard of her

[trim gyro]

Bismarck is wife

[dark solstice]

Think I oathed zwei

[trim gyro]

both

[dark solstice]

I can't man maybe later I have hatred for that ship

Not because of real life just always felt a bit meh

Tbf I oathed Hipper and Eugens

[trim gyro]

OG Biscuit still pretty stronk faction buffer

[dark solstice]

I guess

[trim gyro]

also Tirpitz with Biscuit will have more main gun damage than any UR

[drowsy swan]

how I feel about veneto

[trim gyro]

just not UR tier skills

[dark solstice]

I prefer the green haired gal and agree

Name eludes me atm

[trim gyro]

littorio is not my type, way too into herself

[dark solstice]

Littorio

Fair enough

[drowsy swan]

I think she has way more personality than veneto, veneto to me is way too milk toast for me to really think of her as a good leader

[brave wedge]

Bismarck is wife.
Vanguard is wife.

I love magical girls.

[ember spindle]

:pat_littorio_in_her_place:

[dark solstice]

Vanguard still in my BB fleet tbf I am behind in azur lane as of late

Van,war,Lion

[drowsy swan]

littorio at least sticks in your head I cannot think of a single thing to say about Vento outside of her outfit is good. I have nothing to say about a personality.

[drowsy swan]

it also feels like the devs themselves also agree because littorio has way more skins than veneto

[dark solstice]

Littorio is a weaker Shropshire

[drowsy swan]

heck even Roma and impero have more skins than veneto does

[dark solstice]

Need impero

[trim gyro]

Impero is "special"

[dark solstice]

Special ? 🤔 She not all there ?

Perfect green hair

[drowsy swan]

it’s funny because apparently her ego was also done in by veneto inflating it

[upper flame]

[dark solstice]

Ego or confidence?

[drowsy swan]

100% ego

impero but leaves herself to be the best and according to her veneto agrees and call her a genius

[dark solstice]

Maybe she is a Genius

[drowsy swan]

No, she’s just lazy

She has moments of genius, but overall just a lazy

[dark solstice]

Lazy genius that's a dangerous combo

[bold kayak]

😆

[little atlas]

GOD IS GOOD, GOD IS GREATTTTTT. OMFG FINALLY

[devout bough]

Impero is cute

i like her

[tired crown]

He’s imperoing it

[gusty scaffold]

damn i saw the april event

and it got me thinking

[craggy geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/the-shining-creepy-jack-nicholson-gif-8267936683560725588

[gusty scaffold]

would be great if we managed to have a collab with maho shojo ni akogarete

[devout bough]

doesn't seeing such a sloppy girl make you want to pamper her

[gusty scaffold]

we already got foch meta

[tired crown]

“I can fix her”

[viscid ledge]

So a Laffey, but taller and bigger.

[devout bough]

not even

i love her the way she is

[viscid ledge]

And Italian.

[devout bough]

[craggy geyser]

Winning birbs

[sharp swan]

I ignore the birbs

They are not as beautiful as my bote wife

Also, behold! My latest creation!

Fresh tomato, mozzerella, basil, and MOTOR OIL

[sleek cape]

Hi guys

[vestal briar]

Hey hey man

[sleek cape]

[tired crown]

I can confirm
They are birbs

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[meager haven]

In this economy?

[sharp swan]

Need to cut corners somewhere. At least it tastes fine

[grand lodge]

[dusk dragon]

Helo

[vague shale]

[peak vapor]

aww

[ember spindle]

do any al x ba artists fw ibuki tutoring anchorage
like i wanna see these goobers studying algebra and ancho staring in awe at y=x^2 or something ❤️

[peak vapor]

i mean, not all gooner games have to be male ceos

[sleek cape]

[sleek cape]

Hi stranger

[peak vapor]

i mean, sounds wholesome, not really a blue archive fan but sounds cute

[sleek cape]

Why do you larp.

[peak vapor]

larps as taihou

no actually, i thought the name “larphou” itself was funny

[vivid osprey]

Idk I just like boats

[peak vapor]

why is the logo lwk green

[sleek cape]

I see

[sleek cape]

Gng wtf

[ember spindle]

verdant lane

[sleek cape]

Iron when’s the last time u took a shower

Last year?

[vivid osprey]

5 hours ago

[peak vapor]

uhhuh… nods

[sleek cape]

Liar.

U don’t even wear deodorant either do you

[vivid osprey]

No SoDak, I'm not gonna send you shower pics to verify my claim. Good effort though

[ember spindle]

wait no, verdant channel
the lane has to be azur. other colors can have different kinds of routes

[sleek cape]

Aw man 😔

Rumor has it you have some yams on you

[grand lodge]

Happy so dak

[sleek cape]

[grand lodge]

I’ll visit so dak Tommorow maybe

[peak vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332583380294045758/1439383622636539967/togif.gif

[light fable]

Same

[devout bough]

That Littorio-class body

[vestal briar]

does this hurt the energy bill

[rigid pasture]

[solid whale]

girls feetline 2

[peak vapor]

aww

[vivid osprey]

Yes

[heady pawn]

Goons Frontline 2

[vestal briar]

cripes 😭

[vivid osprey]

But elec is cheap as hell atm anyways, and I also bot on RuneScape so I leave my pc on regardless

[vestal briar]

soort is a funny word

heh

[vestal briar]

if you can afford it go for it

[peak vapor]

aaaaand whydah is my favorite pirate ship (along w/ fancy and portsmouth but i dont have them sadly)

but to be fair, is whydah good?

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-bro-now-yo-ahh-getting-popped-gif-12336887618592348539

[peak vapor]

[vestal briar]

Quickest way to blow your manhood off

At least it's not a SIG!

[dusk dragon]

Yes HAHA

[dusk dragon]

Helo

[peak vapor]

nods…

[grand lodge]

Interesting

[heady pawn]

And some gooner "manga" were made by female artists

[stable plank]

carrying without a holster and not cocked and locked?

[peak vapor]

yeahh!!

im lwk a former femcel 🥹 ik its not somethingto be proud of but eh, its whatever (im not looking for relationship or anything, but im lwk a chud)

[mental frigate]

[devout bough]

novels are the real goonette domains

[peak vapor]

true… especially when it comes to “dark” romance

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[peak vapor]

trust me, dark romance does NOT fit my criteria

idk about those booktok girlies and their stupid fetishes but its lwk wrong

[light fable]

Goonettes in the Dark romance section. Gooners over in the doujin/manga section XD

[peak vapor]

true… true

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-running-away-cute-eye-emoji-gif-1570985704225170894

[teal girder]

Pork

[devout bough]

hi Orbs!

[peak vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-looking-eyes-emoji-let's-take-a-look-gif-16800462008013598153

[light fable]

Match their freak. And you have a new friend

[devout bough]

tipsy Impero

[peak vapor]

aww

[teal girder]

I'll be driving her home

[devout bough]

sorry

i'm already carrying her home

in fact

[crimson kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-blush-new-jersey-azur-lane-honey-gif-8698171228099646529

[devout bough]

she's on my bed

[teal girder]

Kidnapping charges

I go to her home

[peak vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-watching-eating-popcorn-drama-gif-12252109670276761360

[light fable]

I am locked in Akagi's basement. No regrets. I get free white Monsters

[devout bough]

YOU'RE NEVER FINDING HER

SHE'S SLEEPING IN A BED

IN MY BASEMENT

AND SHE'S HAPPY WITH IT

[peak vapor]

i mean, atleast she consents?

right?

[crimson kayak]

need to bail you out?

[teal girder]

She speak perfect Italian I won't be able to understand

Need the Google translate machine app

[devout bough]

yes

[devout bough]

gobble!

[stable plank]

bacon

[cedar hawk]

I love math!

[peak vapor]

car

[cedar hawk]

In all fairness it is also getting a 35% sale on top of the original price so the math is jank

[peak vapor]

ahh i get it

[light fable]

I'll be transfered to a bigger cage soon

[peak vapor]

can she make a pizza

[cedar hawk]

Yeah it's confusing tbh

[devout bough]

i don't know she's Italian

[cedar hawk]

but if the price is cheap then it works

[devout bough]

that's probably like a starting class perk

[crimson kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-police-gif-2400998839633105739

[peak vapor]

italian…

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/nero-dmc-devil-may-cry-devil-may-cry4-gif-26499909

[peak vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/italy-hetalia-hetalia-axis-powers-aph-hetalia-feliciano-vargas-gif-8483192565958420156

[teal girder]

Burns the Rome

[sleek cape]

U thought it was funny huh

Yeah it’s wraps for you

[peak vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-orange-my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-gif-25892339

[sleek cape]

Why is he so damn tall

Lakers need a center cuh

[teal girder]

Palace angle probably

[peak vapor]

Nooo 😭😭😭😭 son in crine

[sleek cape]

They don’t get modern humor

Drop it to 2019

[peak vapor]

yh

uhh

most of the humor i get is either from tiktok or from my friends

the only 2019 - 23 humor i have is perfectly cut screams

[tight roost]

boobs,asses and fanservice are the engine of Senran Kagura. without those,it will be just another glorified demon slayer with cast being predominated with females

[teal girder]

They all get eaten

[dusk dragon]

What commander's face looks like

[teal girder]

Except femboy

[peak vapor]

well if you want to escape from akagi, give us a call

[devout bough]

this is such a goated skin

[peak vapor]

tbh, we need more fleets that was in ww1 / ww2

[peak vapor]

aww

[light fable]

I read this as "we need more feet that was in WW1 and 2"

[peak vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332583380294045758/1439383622636539967/togif.gif

[stable plank]

[teal girder]

Gib Kson instead

[peak vapor]

shes adorable

[devout bough]

i love whatever's wrong with her

[teal girder]

Need more Leonardo

[devout bough]

(there's nothing wrong with her)

[bright crane]

AHHHHHHHH I NEED A NEDIC BAG

[crimson kayak]

"Dallas, we just arrived.."

[bright crane]

There's nothing wrong with going back and see how good older media does humour like Gintama or Monty Python

[peak vapor]

i say this because, im kinda tired of seeing the same thing, Ironblood, Eagle Union, etc.

I mean, sure they are unique in their own ways, but the child yearns for more

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/biggus-dickus-monty-python-whats-so-funny-about-biggus-dickus-caeser-gif-20856229

[peak vapor]

i changed my humor because if you dare to step in tiktok with humor thats like old, the letter pfps will make fun of you

[solid whale]

oh shiver me timbers

[bright crane]

Hey, some are just straight up legendary

[bright crane]

Like this one

Juvenile humor sure but A) its a giant take, and B) look at the extras

[vivid osprey]

Dudes talking about some ''humour has deteriorated'' shit as if we weren't hootin n hoolerin at this shit in 2003

The kids are alright

[solid whale]

fart with reverb. mp3

[vivid osprey]

MLG montages