al-general

[violet panther]

make sure to spare at least 1 F-14 in Iran, for Maverick-wannabe

[echo harbor]

Slightly worse, they fly F-14A, the early model with kinda bad engine.

[devout bough]

very anemic speed

[violet panther]

i see

[devout bough]

turn once and you're subsonic

[vestal briar]

I have all f14s I still prefer the B too all of them

Now we need the f14bu

[devout bough]

i would use F-15 for event

[modern dew]

i wanna buy a cnc machine

[devout bough]

but i only have F-15J

and that's not allowed

[vestal briar]

I've tried the f15a

It's alright in the event

Found I played better in the f14

[devout bough]

F-15A and MiG-29 is goated for event

[violet panther]

i only engraved a landscape model by cnc

took a whole day

[devout bough]

i can legit get enough SP for Tu-95 with 5 megaton bomb before escalation level allows me to use it

with MiG-29

[vestal briar]

Are you using the one that gets r73s

The new squadron one

[devout bough]

No

i'm using MiG-29S 9-13

[vestal briar]

Apparently that one is very good

[devout bough]

MiG-29M has R-77 and isn't allowed

in the event

[modern dew]

rate my uma

[vestal briar]

I've only played the mig29g

[devout bough]

only 10.3-13.0 aircraft allowed

USSR side have Su-27 and Su-33 banned

[normal comet]

Bald uma

[devout bough]

US side have the AMRAAM Harrier banned

[vestal briar]

Yes I saw

[devout bough]

oh, and also Su-25SM3

i guess because Kh-38 would grape Air Defense in that mode

[fathom dirge]

chinese ur when

[devout bough]

never

[violet panther]

Chinese DR might even be more possible than UR

[vivid osprey]

I could see them filling out the remaining factions with a UR eventually

[devout bough]

I wish France was in the game with their own nukes and anti radiation missiles

[fathom dirge]

[devout bough]

because they were also one of the cold war countries with a whole unique set

[fathom dirge]

ill take that as well

[devout bough]

It also highlights how hard it is to actually stop a nuclear strike ngl

[glacial valve]

Sometimes I wonder what the channel is for uploading War Thunder

[devout bough]

even with datalink aircraft and war thunder's gaminess that one nuclear strike aircraft will snake through and bam there goes a base

[devout bough]

general

always general

[glacial valve]

I thing Food

[sharp swan]

It is a shame the other bulin skins did not rerun this year

[violet panther]

and that's war thunder , with each aircraft has near-unlimited equipment budgets

[devout bough]

why is natoki warsawpactoki now

[violet panther]

imagine that irl

because the day

[sharp swan]

I WANT THE ADULT BULIN

[timber fog]

I'm praying the graduation presentation is successful, my heart is having a lot of worry again today, i'm PRAY i can graduate in time, i hope

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-broken-cat-cat-drinking-cat-licking-cat-air-gif-20661740

[sharp swan]

NOT THIS NEW ONE

[violet panther]

u missed UR-thicc-Bulin one?

[echo harbor]

Harrier is uselss PoS, why Russian got handicap so much?

[devout bough]

That Harrier is the one with AMRAAM

post cold war missile

so no

[teal girder]

Space Harrier

[echo harbor]

New rule, no missile other than R-60M, R-73 and AIM-9X

[devout bough]

R-60M found dead in ditch

that missile peaked in 1975 before tactical aircraft flares gets popularized

[echo harbor]

Let show those filthy dollar warrior the power of dogfighting

[glacial valve]

I'll just say that the times I played, the player who brought out the B-52s always had the Iranian F-14.

[devout bough]

i did once

[glacial valve]

Fakur

[devout bough]

F-14A radar and RWR is shit

but Fucker-90 will absolutely fuck whatever you look at

[glacial valve]

OP plane

[devout bough]

i'd rather have MiG-29

hilarious 30 kills in one match with MiG-29 9-13

MiG-29 gets better radar and decent RWR

[glacial valve]

[devout bough]

it just doesn't have the meme missile (that is useless against people with braincells)

i don't think i've ever been killed by a fakour-90 in nuclear thunder

[glacial valve]

Bug-thunder

[echo harbor]

I do find it funny that Iranian also use Smekalka and just make a smaller Hawk missile to replace the phoenix.

[drowsy dagger]

Good Morning AL Gen

[somber steeple]

me when

[fathom dirge]

me when when

[somber steeple]

Patriot missiles failed to intercept incoming ballistic missiles

[violet panther]

even Iron Dome is breached

[somber steeple]

me When I have 2 billion worth of air defense but failed to intercept humble 20k $ drones

[devout bough]

MiG-29 gameplay loop (100% accurate)

[somber steeple]

Mig29

[devout bough]

(J out and repeat when all missiles are launched)

[somber steeple]

Mig29 with JDAM

Mig29 with HARM

[echo harbor]

I mean, ID have a certain tracking ability, it can't really do anything if the saturated attack overwhelm the system and missile wasn't reload in time

[violet panther]

was a popular soviet wargame tactic

[echo harbor]

Which make it even funnier when C-RAM and DEW exist but they refuse to deploy them for some reason

[devout bough]

C-RAM is all over the place though

[mental swift]

hi there Kurdish ch'en

[devout bough]

lots of C-RAM clips online

[echo harbor]

Fun fact, one Pantsir system was credit with intercepted at least 4 HIMARS in one attack using its missile

[somber steeple]

Cram only deployed in Us embassy in iraq

[somber steeple]

rah kurdistan mentioned

[mental swift]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[karmic delta]

Giangy

[mental swift]

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/tenka-izumo-chained-soldier-anime-season-2-mato-seihei-gif-12554378182917556242

[echo harbor]

Simpy

[somber steeple]

scream if you love kurdistan

[karmic delta]

How are ya?

[echo harbor]

Yeah but nowhere near the place that needed it the most

[somber steeple]

Prince sultan

[echo harbor]

Working, I am preparing for a meeting at work

[karmic delta]

I see, Hope all goes well

[somber steeple]

Victoria

[karmic delta]

Bismarck so hot

[devout bough]

keep on laning

i'm on lunch break right now

[echo harbor]

Honestly, I think the new German Skyranger is going to be use a lot from now on

Aight

[somber steeple]

hope it perfom well tho

[devout bough]

Nakhimov cute

[karmic delta]

Amen

[echo harbor]

Only problem would be jamming problem, the revolver cannon it based on have a bad rep for jamming

[devout bough]

Just bring back Gepard

Literally

shreds drones any day

[somber steeple]

VADS

[devout bough]

give a Gepard AESA radar

bam

fuck you and your drone swarm

[somber steeple]

Us doesn't have Gepard

Sad

[devout bough]

just buy it

smh my head

[devout bough]

weak

[somber steeple]

I don't think MOD won't like that idea

[echo harbor]

US will not buy a superior European vehicle, US AFV only

[devout bough]

hilarious leopard 2 incident

[echo harbor]

Remember that Warsaw pack have much higher logistic compatibility than NATO

[devout bough]

i mean

it's all just Soviet stuff anyways

or copies of Soviet stuff from the rare Eastern Bloc arms manufacturer that isn't Soviet

[echo harbor]

NATO where only thing common is the caliber, but even then it is funny bc French can't use brass case 5.56 for FAMAS and UK 120mm gun ammo is rifle instead of smoothbore

[somber steeple]

HESH

[echo harbor]

Oh, did I mention that even 105mm and 155mm artillery round are not even compatible?

[devout bough]

Best 120mm ammunition is Penetration Cum Blast

[full blade]

bro-

im not buying that

[somber steeple]

500 T54 into you country

and T72

[full blade]

i’d rather let Taihou inside then deal with this

[somber steeple]

this not sonic

[whole cove]

Morning everyone

[lilac merlin]

yes you are

[full blade]

Roon plush when?

[full blade]

nonono~

[whole cove]

I dreamt about buying ice cream and saw a screwed up cutout of New Jersey that looked AI generated in that dream

[devout bough]

One morbillion T-54 for any country whose ruling party changes their name to include the word "communist" (actual change optional)

[violet panther]

changed t-54/55 and 62 with autocannon turrets , into heavy-ifv (there are some iirc)

[echo harbor]

Better yet, turn them into drone AFV

[violet panther]

with highratyeautocannon and quadguns

[echo harbor]

I dream of the day when Alien come to earth to invade and facing them is T-54 drone horde

[devout bough]

better yet, stuff them with explosives and point them at enemy lines

[violet panther]

drone AFV, as of drone carriers or anti-drone guns?

[echo harbor]

Just bigger UGV

[devout bough]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rtqT3Hp7bo

wtf

[violet panther]

how about quad-gpmg on MRAP as anti-drone light vehicle?

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-agnes-tachyon-manhattan-cafe-gif-15602849665184378521

[somber steeple]

[whole cove]

Who's the blonde girl on the april fool's loading screen?

[tall bridge]

someone had one job. and, they fucked up big time

https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2039538324231315556/photo/1

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

Release, Mahou Lane!

Hmm… how come the magic comes from the tail…?🤨

#AzurLane #Yostar #MahouLane

X · Apr 2, 2026, 3:00 AM

[tall bridge]

we need this as a free skin for our green haired catgirl

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/nakhimov-azur-lane-hapi-hapi-hapi-hapi-gif-15644190101891409241

[full blade]

big time fr, who in gods name is buying a fucking demon possessed as a stuffed animal!?

[drowsy swan]

Unlikely it's enn

[tall bridge]

somebody clearly didn't know how tails looks like. and, didn't even bother research

[drowsy swan]

Anything en related never gets anything

If we did we would have had a NJ Museum skin

We would have had a french skin based off that music video that one time

[full blade]

basically the writers of that Halo show for Paramount

[lilac merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/uzawa-reisa-reisa-uzawa-blue-archive-blue-sechi-gif-14909359383569857934

[full blade]

where they didn’t even play the games

[lilac merlin]

April fools is over

[tall bridge]

real sonic fan, will not make that mistake

[drowsy swan]

That seems to be what every single IP I remember Brandon Sanderson went over it when a person wanted to turn one of his books into an adaptation he basically goes over that most Hollywood writers want to write their own stories but can't because of bureaucracy and money so they have to take an IP and then turn it into something they want

[full blade]

On Akagi’s 9th tail fr! Like the live action Dragon ball adaptation!

[devout bough]

no it's not

[full blade]

imagine if Azur lane had a live action adaptation

[violet panther]

[drowsy swan]

It would be awful

Okay let's be honest here one they would cover up the characters

[tired crown]

Jarvis
Use that gif of a man turning into Enterprise

[drowsy swan]

The tone would be inconsistent because they would try to make it serious

[devout bough]

imagine if Azur Lane had a lane

[drowsy swan]

They would likely be like no harems

[full blade]

we’d be lucky to have a good writer and actor

[drowsy swan]

Because that's gross and for men

Also the CGI budget alone would be insane

[ember spindle]

her majesty to the rescue

[drowsy swan]

Also let's be realistic they would cut down the cast and probably not do the whole thing

[full blade]

who would be live action Roon?

[devout bough]

all hail Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth of the Royal Navy

[drowsy swan]

That's one of the issues would they even have that many IB characters

[violet panther]

rather has ai.movie than live action AL?

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1488529399581245500/image0.gif

[drowsy swan]

If it was the early 2000s at least they would try to make it trashy bad because back in the 2000s they at least understand that horny was going to sell

[echo harbor]

Live action but make by Japanese, no Netlix or Western studio

[devout bough]

live action is impossible

the breast sizes are too overwhelming

[full blade]

hmmm

[tired crown]

Live action aot

[drowsy swan]

I mean look at the Dead or Alive adaptation they did it even though the boob sizes weren't Canon

[full blade]

ok uhh new anime adaptation

[echo harbor]

I hate OP Netflix, they change character for absolutely no reason

[devout bough]

accurate breast sizes or death

[rose spire]

What seems to be the conversation here

[full blade]

MAPPA animates new Azur lane anime, how would that go?

[drowsy swan]

Yeah but it's sad that that's the best that we can get out of a live-action adaptation made by the west and that still with Oda breathing down their neck about it

[drowsy swan]

It would look good but the plot would probably still not be good

[echo harbor]

Oda is all for money now

[drowsy swan]

At least it's not Naruto and Kishimoto

[full blade]

depends on who writes it

[drowsy swan]

Straight up doesn't care about the series and we'll just give it to anybody

[violet panther]

unless it's Azur Lane Zero, depicting prime verse from Aoste and Anzeel's pov

[echo harbor]

Naruto is shit

[full blade]

Enterprise vs Akagi would be insane though

[drowsy swan]

At the best it will be very small scale for it to work there's no way you can add every single character there's no way you can have every single faction it would have to be very minimal

[full blade]

true

[devout bough]

AL Zero might actually work as a serious adaptation

[drowsy swan]

I mean we're going to have a Samurai Champloo TV show but this time the Creator is going to be there unlike what happened with Cowboy Bebop

[devout bough]

because it was serious from the start

[full blade]

give Roon a spinoff

problem solved

trust

[violet panther]

with subplot as Bonnie's journey to turns Meta

[drowsy swan]

And like I said the tone is going to be one of the bigger issues that's going to go into it because you want to have a completely dead serious series or do you want to have some fan service in it the problem is let's be honest here the West can't do that well anymore

Like is it going to be light is it going to be super dark what are we doing here

[devout bough]

Fuck it just have a social commentary with actual naval ships working alongside boat girls in operations

[drowsy swan]

No that's something that the devs will not allow to happen

You know how much this fan base is not a fan of the idea of there being other male characters barely

[full blade]

man, fuck the west

[devout bough]

don't even need to show the girls

[violet panther]

that would be something similar to Oppenheimer

[devout bough]

Just have it be from the CIC of an Arleigh Burke-class Destroyer or something

were you mention them and what they are

[drowsy swan]

They would never do that

[devout bough]

And have the radar screen shows their location, the shell they fire

and the destruction

[drowsy swan]

Your brand is your ship girls

[violet panther]

Zipang, but AL-sekaied?

[devout bough]

but not the girls themselves

[violet panther]

[drowsy swan]

If we go with your suggestion then it would be no different from a naval movie

[devout bough]

that's the point

[drowsy swan]

And this is why you're not in charge of a brand

[devout bough]

yes

[drowsy swan]

This guy barely gets away with being around and that's because he's dead

[devout bough]

or you could show glimpses of them around

[drowsy swan]

Once again that would probably not happen because they're the main characters they're the things that draw people to watch it

What you're kind of saying is kind of what the original 2014 Godzilla movie tried to be but then they went no we have to show more

Even than the only thing people remember from that movie was the Godzilla scenes nothing else

[devout bough]

the godzilla movie doesn't make sense

because godzilla is a fucking giant 80 storey tall monster

[violet panther]

the 2014 one?

[devout bough]

while the boat girls are the reverse

they are singular human-sized girls

[violet panther]

Godzilla that version is about 110m tall

[devout bough]

in the middle of the ocean

it makes sense for a typical DDG crew to never see a boat girl in action

[drowsy swan]

Yeah but what I'm trying to say is that your suggestion would probably not go with any IP holder because they would want their characters to be seen and have a bunch of scenes. Also the differences that ship girls can actually talk

[devout bough]

while if Godzilla is walking around everyone in a 20km radius would know

[drowsy swan]

Also that crew would be immediately shut down

One siren laser would kill them

[violet panther]

and that's why AL navy goes for shipgirls than ships with thousands of crews

[devout bough]

Mass-production vessels are still a big thing in lanerverse

that is, normal boats

[drowsy swan]

Heck and lower it basically went with the idea that everybody moved inward

[drowsy swan]

Yeah but those are remotely controlled by the ship girls

[violet panther]

the production ships are either completely autonomous or barely has any crew

[drowsy swan]

No they seem to be pretty much controlled there's no humans controlling them

[violet panther]

there may have manjuu-crews

[devout bough]

laner obviously has staffed naval bases with facilities

[violet panther]

especially small ones like AA botes, heal botes, and kamikaze botes

those have manjuu(s)

[devout bough]

i'm just saying

[drowsy swan]

We see Naval bases but no humans are on them

[devout bough]

give me accurate breast sizes or give me none at all

[drowsy swan]

It seems like the girls just do it all by themselves

[devout bough]

[drowsy swan]

Then prepare for a lot of silicone then because they're going to give them fake boobs

[devout bough]

Also i'm putting this in the zero timeline as in the one where boat girls were actually developed

[violet panther]

in prime timeline, there were conventional cold war navy before advent of shipgirls

[devout bough]

so there is a mid point between the proliferation of full kansen navies and a regular navy

which could be an interesting topic

[violet panther]

Captain of USS Enterprise (CVN-65) in prime timeline was -SKK- John(athan) Archer

[drowsy swan]

They're probably not going to do that because it would take a lot of budget

[violet panther]

the original "SKK" EnterpriseMeta blabbing about

[drowsy swan]

You forget that it's straight up sci-fi in that timeline

[devout bough]

holy shit it's john laner

[drowsy swan]

The standard ship was a hover ship

[devout bough]

it's not sci-fi, it's just alt cold war

[violet panther]

technology breakthrough happened despite Coldwar era, thx to Energy Cube Extraction from asteroids

[drowsy swan]

That's sci-fi they have straight up sci-fi Tech

The standard ship was a hover carrier

They had spaceships and space colonies

They had straight up power armor

[devout bough]

[violet panther]

there goes for sci-fi setting

like many games that their 1960 has technology equal 2060s+

[rapid copper]

Guys I play this game a year ago but didn't play so long, I only reach chapter 3 because how big Azur lane data is. If I play it now it is still worth it?

[timber fog]

meadow jumpscare on my discord, damn

[devout bough]

what is bro yapping about

[drowsy swan]

In the timeline zero they had hover ships

Silver Fox had them

[devout bough]

sure, buddy

[rose spire]

Best search recommendation I’ve gotten

[ocean pawn]

no

[rose spire]

“I’ve”

Sir

[ocean pawn]

where azur lane

[rose spire]

How do you know all the search recommendation I’ve gotten

[drowsy swan]

play guams event they have them

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hackintothemainframe-hack-into-the-mainframe-gif-12192418

[devout bough]

You know what they also have

Zumwalt-ass DDGs

[devout bough]

ok, and?

[rose spire]

According to Netflix right here

[devout bough]

[ocean pawn]

looks solid

[devout bough]

thanks for posting irrelevant information

there is a big divergent after cube

[drowsy swan]

I'm saying is that these would eat up the budget if they were in your theoretical movie\

[devout bough]

that's not the point?

[drowsy swan]

Yes it is you will have to take these into consideration

[devout bough]

omg i feel like i'm talking to an American air main

Disregarding the movie thing

[drowsy swan]

I'm talking to somebody who knows nothing about budgeting

[low musk]

Panzer Vor !

[devout bough]

The hover ship and USS Enterprise CVN-65

[rose spire]

The joy I had when I woke up to re4 remake being on sale

[devout bough]

is in the same universe

[violet panther]

are you sure What Guam event displayed was Prime-Timeline, and not a divergent with futuristic result?

[devout bough]

just different point in time

even if they are in the same universe

[drowsy swan]

The person that they were talking to Silver Fox was from the original timeline

She remember asote

At remember in all other timelines he does not exist

[devout bough]

If i was making a movie about the age of sail

why would i have to worry about the budget of filming a guided missile destroyer?

[violet panther]

General Garfield or Colonel Euthopia?

[drowsy swan]

The Russian woman

[violet panther]

u mean who other than Sophia?

[violet panther]

that's Sophia

[drowsy swan]

But yes she has to be from the main timeline because she remembers who asote is

Because no other timeline has him

[low musk]

oh

[violet panther]

but she seems can reach more than prime-verse

[drowsy swan]

That's becaus she has the time traveling ships

Apparently that was something they created that can just go through timelines like how the metas can

They stayed in that event that they go to other timelines to try to bring things back in order

[cedar hawk]

worth every penny.

[devout bough]

@drowsy swan

[violet panther]

ain't your answer just strengthening ambiguoity about Guam's timeline?

[devout bough]

here it is dumbed down enough for you

even if they are all from the same timeline

USS Enterprise CVN-65 was obviously from a different point in time, than the flying twin aircraft carrier thing

[halcyon matrix]

Magical girl bulin skin is free right?

[devout bough]

what's so hard to understand about it?

That's like worrying about the budget for filming a Guided Missile Destroyer in a movie about the age of sail

[violet panther]

that gun bote :

[devout bough]

literally the same gun

[drowsy swan]

My thing is is that what conflict do you want to go over

[devout bough]

scroll up and read

i'll wait

[calm juniper]

[devout bough]

i'm literally just talking about the alt cold war point in time where ship girls and regular navies existed together

[drowsy swan]

But what would the movie be about cuz they're probably wasn't that many conflict

[violet panther]

iirc, Hipper Meta's timeline also had those hover ships ?

or was it Fritz's

[drowsy swan]

But like I keep saying the biggest piece of proof is asote

[violet panther]

asote , or u mean aoste

[drowsy swan]

They basically stated that there's no anzeel or asote in any timeline but the original

aoste

[violet panther]

[devout bough]

why the fuck would i worry about that? The "movie" thing is just a talking point i just said i want to see shipgirls and regular ships operating together in a cold war setting

literally no one here is serious about making a movie

[devout bough]

definitely not serious enough to be worrying about "budgetting"

[drowsy swan]

But yeah that just strengthens my point that she has to be from the original timeline then if she knows he exists

[devout bough]

Rare Flandre appearance

(barely visible)

[violet panther]

that's personnel level, how about technology?

[drowsy swan]

Also she has this

[tired crown]

Lower your cortisol

[drowsy swan]

Reminder outside of test site Theta we have not seen anybody have this

[ocean pawn]

yes

[violet panther]

how many Arbiters did Aoste made before Twitter X strikes?

[drowsy swan]

We have no idea

[devout bough]

French Lolis are just built different

no other faction comes close

[violet panther]

ok

[frank relic]

at minimum 3

[tired crown]

Spiking and lowering my cortisol by looking at my payslip

[violet panther]

well, she's stil lthe heaviest loli in tonnage, that is not a lil

[low musk]

MTC here ?

[violet panther]

[frank relic]

If she is big , does that mean she is flat ?

[drowsy swan]

So yes she has to be from either the original timeline or test site Theta but even then test site theta was specifically under the jurisdiction of the Arbiters and it wasn't until Helena messed with it that anybody left or even knew it existed

[violet panther]

ok sure...

[stiff forum]

Cute

[stiff forum]

Where is NATOKI

[violet panther]

he will be back after daily reset

[stiff forum]

How many days will it take

Running windows 7 on my job pc

Crazy

[violet panther]

when shenanigan in middle-east settled

[stiff forum]

It works

[devout bough]

question

is Le Temeraire a loli

[worldly shadow]

What

[violet panther]

[worldly shadow]

Doesn’t that just mean like

Short?

[violet panther]

she ain't short

[devout bough]

loli definitely doesn't mean "short"

[violet panther]

Le Tem is same spec as Grenville

[frank relic]

horny floof bad , evil horn woman good

[restive wing]

That Magic Show is Already Begun and here is Shinano!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477652572733968595/20251229_210548.gif

[stiff forum]

LMAO

[stiff forum]

Cute

[devout bough]

i prefer her sleep skin

this is the peak Shinano skin

[restive wing]

So she can sleep everytime

[meager haven]

Arguably a shortstack. Definitely just the body of a teen tho.

[devout bough]

i too like to sleep with as little clothes as possible

so what if

i sleep with Shinano

but we both wear as little clothes as possible

that is to say

none

[meager haven]

And your allergies trigger

[devout bough]

i'm not allergic to foxes

am i?

[meager haven]

I wonder if I’m allergic to foxes. I’m very allergic to cats tho.

[devout bough]

i have 2 cats

[meager haven]

And mildly to dogs

[devout bough]

and i'm fine with them

[meager haven]

I’m fucking dead bro

[devout bough]

they sleep with me in my bed

and sometimes on my face

actually

and then i almost died due to asphyxiation

[meager haven]

Die to shinano floof

[echo harbor]

Well crap, my condition is getting worse. Once this meeting is over, I will get to the hospital to have a check.

[still spire]

didnt recognize seydlitz here

also wtf armpits for FREE?!?!

[violet panther]

wdym free, it's part of the paid

[teal girder]

Do not recruit armpits

[covert flicker]

why

[drowsy swan]

I know this is random, but no Pokémon ripped off Ultraman

[bright crane]

Thought its some other ship like Black Prince?

[drowsy swan]

They also ripped off kamen rider and that explains why bug types beat dark types

[bright crane]

And apparently they had to go literal with Lokix because that matchup is too underground to notice

[meager haven]

Just a little shrimp that is all I will ever be

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-genshin-impact-lick-cute-gif-23865253

[echo harbor]

Now lick them

[bright crane]

Also for the most part its because they dont want people to just find and capture outright abominations save for the most extreme circumstances like Eternatus

[echo harbor]

Yes, lick those sweaty armpits

[meager haven]

If Diancie is a Madoka Magica reference does that make Megearna Walpurgisnacht?

[drowsy swan]

I mean it's very obvious but because the West has very little interaction with KR

[bright crane]

Or..... just about anywhere that isnt East Asia......

At the time ofc

Now we got actual Western people knowing

But there's also the fact that Bug suffers from earlygame syndrome except for a select few Mons so

[drowsy swan]

Still no bug legendary by the way

[bright crane]

The matchup just doesnt come up anyways

[meager haven]

Lokix being one of those exceptions

[clever gazelle]

[meager haven]

Not counting Gensect? I get it’s a mythical.

[bright crane]

Mythical

Plus like Mewtwo its a tad too..... new to even be called a Legendary

[meager haven]

They coulda easily made Volcarona a legendary with how it was presented in BW 1.

[vivid osprey]

Buzzwole is good enough for me

My kindred mosquito spirit

[drowsy swan]

That's more of a pseudo legendary but we haven't had a pure legendary bug

[meager haven]

Also the radroach

[drowsy swan]

Ultra beasts are kind of in a weird position

[meager haven]

Ultra beasts are kinda treated like fully evolved starters statwise

[drowsy swan]

Because they're basically a bunch of rejected Pokemon designs

That they decided that oh they're from a different dimension

[vivid osprey]

Yeah but consider it's an Arnold Schwarzenegger mosquito

I am easy to please

[cedar hawk]

So after Hindenburg I have 2 choices

[drowsy swan]

I love to discussion about it cuz basically the ultra beasts were a bunch of rejected designs because they thought they couldn't fit Pokemon. But then when they came up with the ultra Dimension idea they just put it there even according to them they put their spite in hatred for not being able to put these designs to make them

[cedar hawk]

Gouden Leeuw

or

Burger8

Leeuw advantage is that I get to grind 2 main ships I need at once

while Burger8 is well Burger8

[bright crane]

Well I guess that explains why we have a living Shonehenge for a Pokemon in Gen 8

[drowsy swan]

It's probably one of those things up at the time they would have been rejected but now they'll go with anything basically

Pokemon company is very weird and game freak in general about what they think will be a Pokemon and which will not be

[meager haven]

I love my shitty icecream cones

[restive wing]

Wow QE she is so jealous she is still flat some reason

[drowsy swan]

Actually has she ever been shown to be jealous like actually

Actually I think we've seen warspite be more envious of having no boobs

[meager haven]

Pretty sure she’c commited on tit sizes in one of the mangas

[tame karma]

Is there a guide for where the bulins are at?

[cedar hawk]

tbh idk why warspite isnt a big boobies one considering shes the lead of the knight

[drowsy swan]

To be consistent with her sister

[cedar hawk]

ig that is fair

tho then we have mfs like lexington 2

[drowsy swan]

And remember this is also a series where your Size Doesn't Matter you could still rip a human apart

[meager haven]

Check momento, check worlds 1 and 2.

[drowsy swan]

Yeah that one is also funny when anybody brings up that height is equivalent to the IRL ship when like Lexington and Saratoga were small when they're the biggest ships ever

[cedar hawk]

i mean the update is neccessary

[drowsy swan]

Saratoga is still the same height

[cedar hawk]

what i find funny is their original design

is just

[drowsy swan]

And technically speaking Lexington to is based off the later Lexington and not the original so

[cedar hawk]

such a jump

[meager haven]

The sex-class

[cedar hawk]

fair game i spose

[drowsy swan]

I mean it makes sense the original artist isn't working for Al anymore

A lot of original artists for the game have left

And yeah there's been a huge effort to make the art style of the series way more consistent

I know people really criticize how much it feels like the characters look the same now compared to the original designs which were all over the place when it came to like art style

[meager haven]

Lexi 1’s size could just be choked up to the artist’s style since she is relatively tall by Saru’s style.

[drowsy swan]

Relatively to Sarah but compared to other characters she's small

She showed up in the anime I think and yes she was relatively smaller than Enterprise

[meager haven]

O

[cedar hawk]

I don't really criticise ships getting a glow up

[cedar hawk]

they DO need it

[drowsy swan]

Yeah Lexington is smaller than Ark Royal

[meager haven]

What the Ark doin

[cedar hawk]

just that it is still a tad silly that warspite was robbed of her size

[drowsy swan]

She's also old

[cedar hawk]

current lex defo mogs ark

size wise

[restive wing]

That reason Laffey and Unicorn and Ayayaya and Javeline all friend wait a minute what ark royal doing?

[cedar hawk]

couldve been a mommy but nah lets make her a gremlin

[restive wing]

Oh i see that why ark royal she keep eye on ayayaya

[drowsy swan]

She's not really a gremlin

She is like 100% serious all the time

[meager haven]

Who’s a gremlin

[drowsy swan]

They just said that warspite was even though she is like one of the most serious characters in the game

[meager haven]

Warspit?

[ocean pawn]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kremlin

[cedar hawk]

size wise

[meager haven]

Being a shorty makes you a gremlin ig

[drowsy swan]

Apparently the hood is not that tall

[tired crown]

[meager haven]

AL’s just weird man

[drowsy swan]

Like yeah apparently in relative size Hood isn't that tall

I think we're having an issue here is that we think of height by proportions

[drowsy swan]

If you go off of what the artist for hippers thinks she would legally be a dwarf'

And so eugen would probably only be like 5 ft 1

[meager haven]

Lmfao what

[tight roost]

on a scale of 1-10,how accurate is my dark o meter?

[drowsy swan]

Hipper according to the artist would be like 4 ft 6 or 7

[meager haven]

Limbus sucks

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/the-punisher-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-noooooo-dream-sequence-gif-3498303690144489723

"6 or 7"

[drowsy swan]

146 cm

[meager haven]

In my headcanon everyone’s 2ft tall

[ruby gulch]

Plottwist:
Skk is so nice to all the girls because he is afraid off them all (even the tiny DDs) being 3+m tall XD

[meager haven]

Except Seattle

Who’s like 5’7

[drowsy swan]

So then eugen it would only be like maybe a bit taller than that so yeah she's not that tall

[meager haven]

Trust

Hipper being shorter than kids I knew in elementary is funny af ngl.

[drowsy swan]

eugen being the average height of a Japanese woman is funny to me

[cedar hawk]

if i dont know her thats what ill assume

[violet panther]

ain't that gonna make Hipper more confident on her flatness?

[tight roost]

is eugen taller than Messi?

[drowsy swan]

messi? whos that

[tight roost]

the GOAT of football

you don't know the GOAT?

[drowsy swan]

But no going off of the height chart eugen is like inches taller than hipper is so she cannot be at least over 5 ft 3 so she's like 5 ft 1 or 2

[clever gazelle]

Gib hipper

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-akagi-prinz-eugen-dispute-gif-22482152

if u count there's general/universal height of kitchen appliance

[drowsy swan]

Let's not get into that because if you do you would see the inconsistencies

Between how the animes depict them how the mangas the three major mangas the series had and even in game are inconsistent about their height

It becomes a which head Canon do you prefer

[violet panther]

i already spot the inconsistency in that gif pic, at least 3 of them

[meager haven]

The first anime might as well not exist

[drowsy swan]

The wiki doesn't even have it as a page

[meager haven]

Good

[drowsy swan]

It has it for slow ahead and it has it for Queens order but not that one

I mean there's no page on Anthology but still

[drowsy swan]

I miss Anthology so much

[meager haven]

Never actually read the mangas.

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/prinz-eugen-prinz-eugen-azur-lane-eugen-eugen-azur-lane-kirby-eugen-gif-17992295577007592143

[drowsy swan]

I would recommend them Anthology sadly ended around the time of krons evennt'

Because they didn't do Vanguard or Musashi

And they're all on manga dex

[meager haven]

Oh neat

[drowsy swan]

https://mangadex.org/title/4259cfdd-2a81-41aa-91d0-a5d44275d6cc/azur-lane-comic-anthology?page=2
https://mangadex.org/chapter/c780860c-7d3e-4971-b8f1-bc81488332f0

[tired crown]

Commie KI
Where freeaboo

[tired crown]

Kron spotted

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/pet-gif-3155859483998911233

[drowsy swan]

It's the same comic that gave you this

[violet panther]

somewhere in the Meds

[drowsy swan]

Yep by the way this is the last chapter of Anthology breaking and Anthology in general was this one

[tired crown]

Russian shipgirls

[drowsy swan]

https://mangadex.org/title/d52a2ce5-5ea1-4bef-9a0e-58519caaecd8/azur-lane-queen-s-orders

Here's also Queens order

[echo harbor]

Hello, food

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/eagle-reference-i-got-that-reference-baseball-caught-gif-4656907955966418579

[nimble dune]

awwww ain't she just the cutest thing ever?

https://tenor.com/view/oh-dear-gordon-ramsay-gordon-ramsay-kid-gordon-ramsay-oh-dear-gif-16875701

[static sparrow]

[normal comet]

i'm jealous of the skk

i'm skk

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-genshin-impact-lick-cute-gif-23865253

[rose spire]

Lowk tuff

[rose spire]

NAKHIMOV

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/hawks-hffh-gif-14289179

[rose spire]

I am scared

[tired crown]

Should be. I just got 40% of my salary taxed

[weary trellis]

spent my discount tickets

I'm not a fan of the L2D carriage

1hr before maintenance

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/nyan-dance-dancing-gif-3534595

[normal comet]

wait, there's maintenance today?

[mental swift]

what do you mean this was the last chapter of anthology

[solar dome]

No

[mental swift]

The events still on so no

[drowsy swan]

basically, this is the last page of the series before it got canceled or nobody made anything

[rose spire]

Oh…

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1151106653639413841/1487769564358905866/togif.gif

[drowsy swan]

like I said it ended around 2022

[mental swift]

IT STAYED UNTIL 2022?!?!?

[lofty shoal]

[valid wigeon]

ist habe return

[weary trellis]

I got fooled by the Discord event tab

[rose spire]

How unfortunate

[cedar hawk]

I love the cat

❤️

[nimble dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027371246582775931/1489143798842920970/NJsocute.gif

[wanton pelican]

[weary trellis]

I grinded event in last 24hrs... now I only need the weapon skin select

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-card-captor-tes-made-this-gif-27288625

[mental swift]

Well its an automated series of events

So it's prone to be misleading sometimes

[wanton pelican]

Just got back from watching the Mario movie

[weary trellis]

I didn't have enough sleep either..
I was servicing my AC yesterday...
and the drain pipe is still choked

[mental swift]

that's why I keep them off

[mental swift]

blud how does that co relate with the topic

well rip I guess

[weary trellis]

getting confused by discord when #game-news has nothing about maintenance

[mental swift]

How mid was it

[lavish verge]

does anyone know how to get ending 1 from the event story?

[weary trellis]

there's a checklist

[wanton pelican]

People are over exaggerating

[mental swift]

Endings pinned in #gameplay-help

[lavish verge]

oh thanks

[mental swift]

about it being mid or about it being good

[wanton pelican]

About it being mid

[mental swift]

fuck you, no Bulin for you

[mental swift]

ah

so it's good enough

[meager haven]

Do the Mario

[mental swift]

[wanton pelican]

No event ends today right?

[clever gazelle]

[mental swift]

the little fdg event does

[clever gazelle]

What evenf

[mental swift]

which I really don't care about

[weary trellis]

oh yes, the only chibi I will collect

FDG says she wants more children

[mental swift]

get them after they get added in the pool

[ember spindle]

but the little ships are so cutututute

[weary trellis]

[mental swift]

But they only cater to a specific type of audience

and I ain't one of em

[weary trellis]

nah other than lil formi and lil FDG, I'm sending them to the macerator

[meager haven]

Yeah people with a proper milf fetish

[rose spire]

I am to lazy to do allat

[modern dew]

YO i found something interesting about the current event

so apparently if you look in mementos right

there is a

ill tell you in 200 years

[weary trellis]

I was lazy... but I grinded event in 24hrs while I cleaned my AC yesterday

[rose spire]

How is your ac running now?

[weary trellis]

it's blowing better and cools better but still leaking

[modern dew]

did you change the blinker fluid

[weary trellis]

my family choked the drain outlet.. so I need to suck on the drain next week.

I have a shopvac

[modern dew]

you need to do WHAT

[rose spire]

Yeah lowk i just put my fan on it’s hot

[modern dew]

huh

[weary trellis]

but you aren't the drain

[modern dew]

hey man

that is True

[weary trellis]

I use 90 PSI to blow the drain usually

[modern dew]

senile ol me

[weary trellis]

but I worry the recent reno shifted the pipes

so gotta suck to avoid a pipe rupture

[modern dew]

you're the professional here

[valid wigeon]

Is thas ASI?

[weary trellis]

nah...I'm a jack of many trades

[modern dew]

perhaps

[modern dew]

i can tell

[valid wigeon]

I can see

[weary trellis]

hey look it's me when I look into mirror in my dreams

when I look into a mirror IRL, I just see a gay guy

[full mulch]

Where is the pin that gives us the info of the April Fool's puzzle pieces?

[weary trellis]

why?

[full mulch]

I want to collect it

[modern dew]

its a two way mirror bro

why are you wearing formi's clothes

[weary trellis]

I haven't bought Formis clothes yet

who are you looking at

[modern dew]

a skin walker

[weary trellis]

well, I'm not a skin walker

I'm a doppelganger

[modern dew]

do you walk

and you do perhaps have skin

[weary trellis]

I slide

[modern dew]

Impressive

for how long

[weary trellis]

depends on how new the shoes are

[cedar hawk]

at least 1 minute

[jaunty adder]

on nights like this?

[violet panther]

slide , like Cissia

https://tenor.com/view/cissia-sneaking-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-cutscene-gif-486969062888769482

snaky

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/saphee-saphentite-monster-girl-monster-musume-lamia-gif-18446847

[violet panther]

iirc, she's the snake waifu of a shortie mc monsta-doktah?

[weary trellis]

the lamia assistant..yes

[violet panther]

while prominence was the Centaur ojou and her 2 homies

[jaunty adder]

do you try on all your nights like this?
put the spotlight on slide🎶

🎤

[weary trellis]

I prefer this series centaur vs the other monster girl anime

[weary trellis]

her 2 homies are so kinky

[violet panther]

they promised to mc, if he oathed the ojou, he could get them for free bonus

[weary trellis]

I haven't read the source

[violet panther]

it's in anime iirc

[jaunty adder]

Manjuu should come out with a nintendo pets like mini game but you take care of a meowfficer

[weary trellis]

I only watched it once.. so I might have missed it

[clever gazelle]

1 lawsuit later

[jaunty adder]

who ping

[idle remnant]

need help, where to find this ?

[jaunty adder]

why ping

[clever gazelle]

[full mulch]

Memories Archives

Where I can find G, I , and C ones?

[heady pawn]

Players are barely touching the Project Identity, which is fundamentally the same thing

[novel bobcat]

https://fixupx.com/GoodSmile_US/status/2039539109115437115

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FixupX · Apr 2, 2026, 3:03 AM

[jaunty adder]

[full mulch]

Flooof

[clever gazelle]

[weary trellis]

azur lane pokopia ?

we run around as a Manjuu, snuggle with shipfus

[grim torrent]

How to get cheaper skin ?

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/gascogne-azur-lane-chibi-dance-gif-19031028

[violet panther]

are you sure to be a 20cm-tall chicken running around?

[ruby gulch]

The problem is the obscurity and tightness of the resource management.
I tried it 3 times on release and TB always came out with no degree because starting at the third stage u cant reach the target values...

[weary trellis]

make it 50cm

[violet panther]

there are rare 2meter+ version

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-anime-yukikaze-hug-manjuu-gif-20856848

[molten obsidian]

She's made of velcro

[haughty gale]

C is in Stage 2-4 in Ch.2

[weary trellis]

imagine there's a king or queen, mountain sized

[sacred oak]

Mm

Good thing i already have her

[molten obsidian]

The smollest

[weary trellis]

now I have 2 of her

[heady pawn]

The ending requirements are pretty strict on TB one. You have to min-max the required base stats (fitness/dexterity/knowledge/sensitivity) before the 3rd stage starts. Also, you want to keep her mood above 60 in order to get +40% bonus stats every turn.

[sacred oak]

I'd've retired the copy anyway

[violet panther]

if said queen can transform into a loli like her successor, that is

[sacred oak]

-3

[weary trellis]

but FDG keeps whispering she wants more children

[sacred oak]

In other news

[violet panther]

trivia : there's maid Atago and maid FDG in game but not as main-game skin

and Maidlena

[weary trellis]

give me maid spoot

[violet panther]

get maidqe skin, maidcorgi is in there

[tepid valve]

Bullin
Got
Transparent
Costume

[violet panther]

poor her , she was "discarded after used"

[cedar hawk]

the most april of the fools

[sacred oak]

She burned brilliantly but shortly

RIP

[weary trellis]

yes but I want spoot alone...
or else Kent will take over your onsen

[haughty gale]

G is in Ch.1-4

[violet panther]

highly-concentrated Kent bathwater

[weary trellis]

Kent stew

[haughty gale]

Now I wonder what would Saturn V look like as a rocketfu

[violet panther]

she will wear Sailor Saturn sailorfuku

[sacred oak]

I think they've drawn that, hang on

[violet panther]

[weary trellis]

what about the Soyuz?

[violet panther]

Lala Satalin Deviluke's costume

[novel bobcat]

oh, more rings

[weary trellis]

ehh

[violet panther]

same va

[cedar hawk]

alsace

[weary trellis]

AL's Ace

[meager haven]

Noshi

Imagine a Moskva oath ring and it just says BFFs

[weary trellis]

when you propose to queen alsace

[violet panther]

he's late teen, and she's 40s

super cultured

[weary trellis]

she still young

[meager haven]

Is this the guy who bangs the hero’s party’s moms?

[violet panther]

no

[meager haven]

Or something else

[weary trellis]

I haven't read to that part.

[violet panther]

he proposed to the Queen of nation, where her son is mc's age

[meager haven]

Zamn

[weary trellis]

I know there's another manga that has MC take revenge on Hero by banging hero's mom

[violet panther]

and ofc, the prince (her son) ain't getting along with mc

[meager haven]

Then it’s something else.

[violet panther]

i think the queen is 3rd in line of his harem

ofc the oldest

The King only married and sired prince for politics, no genuine love for her

[weary trellis]

4th... I think, after the saint and villainess, it's the elf whose son works for the fake saint

[sacred oak]

I was wrong. Best i can do is SLS

[ember spindle]

[violet panther]

the elf? hmmm i forgor much of setting already

[sacred oak]

Also the same artist randomly drew Prinz Eugen once like 5 years ago

[weary trellis]

FMP Tessa with rockets

[haughty gale]

[ember spindle]

wait guess who among us has a thing for the moon like the sls

💙

[weary trellis]

I remember that part because that's the last manga chapter I read

[vivid osprey]

ඞ

[weary trellis]

before Leon is arrested again

[sacred oak]

Also also check out NOAA-19 Sattelite

[haughty gale]

The Nanners will summon the moon at will to protecc SKK from the other evil foxes

[sacred oak]

She's very cute

[haughty gale]

[violet panther]

is there a JSA probe-girl that flipped on moon landing?

[weary trellis]

I'm reminded of OS-tan

[rose spire]

USS Leon S Kennedy

[sacred oak]

I haven't seen one

[vivid osprey]

Wasn't he shot riding a limo in Dallas

[rose spire]

I am talking about someone entirely different

But yes

[sacred oak]

RIP Win7-tan, you were the best

Your daughters can never compare

[violet panther]

great Win7-tan retire before advent of number 6

[vivid osprey]

No you're not. John F Kennedy stars in the Mean Houseowners horror franchise by Capcom

[violet panther]

John F Kennedy = Leon S Kennedy?

[vivid osprey]

Never seen them in the same room

[sacred oak]

No one has ever seen me in the same room as Donald Trump either

[wanton pelican]

[vivid osprey]

That means you had a good childhood that wasn't robbed of its innocence

[rose spire]

Hmm interesting interesting

[sacred oak]

She's definitely naked right

[rose spire]

That’s a nice view

The city

[vivid osprey]

This but unironically

[violet panther]

or lost in New York City , alone

[vivid osprey]

Urbanpunk goes hard

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/justataste-aot-attack-on-titan-lick-gif-20869445

[vivid osprey]

Oh they ruined the gif

Zzz

[remote nymph]

What is 67?

[rose spire]

Cyberpunk type Shi

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/down-the-hall-and-to-the-left-donald-trump-home-alone-two-2-lost-in-new-york-gif-1762298523247673579

[torn aspen]

Attack Dragon Boss.

[sacred oak]

Supposed to represent confusion but now it's turned into something of a meta meme where the joke is the reference itself

[sacred oak]

Congrats on not being 15

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-thinking-busy-gif-12685061

[vivid osprey]

I actually watched a video by a fitness youtuber that saw him talking to the person who originated 67. That source also said it just means nothing in particular

[shut crane]

what is cat

[vivid osprey]

They really gave this bitch 3 skins in 1 year

[shut crane]

good cat

[remote nymph]

Where is the funny part? And why are those kids keep yelling it these days

[shut crane]

kids these days with their 6 and their 7

👴

[vivid osprey]

As if we didn't all have a collective psychotic episode over Markiplier as lord Farquaad with the letter E on the picture some years ago

[violet panther]

it represent a universal digital-brainrot-meme of a number

[ocean pawn]

Brain rot is in fact

[vivid osprey]

As long as the internet exists there will be stupid brainrot

[ocean pawn]

very bad

[remote nymph]

💔

[ocean pawn]

it got worse the past decade

[sacred oak]

It's probably funnier if you're 16 years old and surrounded by other people who also find it funny

[violet panther]

and a number to cringe to between 66 and 69 about 68....

[mental swift]

Microsoft back in 2011 was goated

[sacred oak]

Basically, you're a boomer if you don't say 67

Thems the rules

[ocean pawn]

ok boomer wad a cringe meme made by a stupid streamer

[violet panther]

especailly if u use Route 67 highway

[shut crane]

I get about the number, but the real question is... what's with the hands?

[remote nymph]

I'm >20... man I'm too old for this

[sacred oak]

Yeah me too

[pastel moat]

Bird hands

[sacred oak]

I spent a good amount of time on google

[pastel moat]

Mama mia

[shut crane]

here we go again

[sacred oak]

I can explain it but that doesn't mean I participate

[meager haven]

Prehistoric

[rose spire]

The top 5 worst numbers and a disgrace to numbers in general

[shut crane]

I prefer my numbers to be illegal

[violet panther]

imagine you ask a guy about how many things he remembered carrying stuff, and he replied with hand-gesture, "well i guess 6....7 may be" kind of mundane or innocent interaction

[meager haven]

Number 15

[vivid osprey]

I'm at the age where I can do it ironically to make it unfunny for kids

Reverse psychology

[pastel moat]

I recall a Skyrim mod where they talk like current teenagers

"check your vibes" and "cap" are some examples of the language barrier

[meager haven]

Skyrim mod that turns shouts into hawk tuah

[vivid osprey]

Cease

[sacred oak]

A new airman we got in our shop coming out of A-school (and boot camp like 2 months before that) is 30 years old and clearly spent way too much time among 18 and 19 year olds because the 67 brain rot had infected him too. Terminal. Inoperable.

[shut crane]

just use mods that add giant tits

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/symboli-rudolf-67-meme-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-8354787702994742859

[pastel moat]

I don't get it

[stiff forum]

Lmao

Cooked brain

[stiff forum]

The fuck this shit even means?

[ember spindle]

oh my god i thought that thing was an ad for some stupid online game

[jaunty adder]

everyone's brain here is cooked