al-general

[chrome tulip]

And they were really creative with that fanservice too

[drowsy swan]

like there’s no way you can wiggle around that like other franchisees try to do it’s like oh our identity isn’t fan service no senran kagura is it fan service as it’s identity

[chrome tulip]

Which was like one of the main appeal of Senran Kagura to begin with

[drowsy swan]

The box art for the release of the original game

[tight goblet]

hmm

[chrome tulip]

I remember this particular game being somewhat of a minor controversy here in germany even though being so niche lol

[drowsy swan]

overall, I’m not really looking forward to the future of senran compared to what neptunia is doing

[drowsy swan]

I can imagine

[vestal briar]

hmm

[tight goblet]

water bird

[vestal briar]

H2O

[somber steeple]

H2O

[tight goblet]

you are made of me

[somber steeple]

Xian H2O

[vestal briar]

yeah but im more complex then you

[somber steeple]

so new Chinese 6th gen bomber is Water

[tight goblet]

nah

[vestal briar]

yeah

chemical formula

[somber steeple]

[chrome tulip]

There was this "concerned mother" that posted a question towards a right-wing politician on a public forum saying such games as this being an outright negative influence towards children and their views on woman, connecting this with the refugee crisis happening here around that time. (also keep in mind that game actually had an USK 12 rating here instead of the PEGI 16). And somehow some media outlets picked up on this.

[tight goblet]

u r one 2

anyways im take a bath now

by by dont melt

[tight goblet]

this is ALO pretty sure this topic no no ye

[vestal briar]

again you haven't spelt this right 😡

[drowsy swan]

if you could see my face right now, I would be making the most wtf expression ever, but this sounds like Christian moms from the 90s in America

[vestal briar]

🤬

[teal girder]

Pengu

[vestal briar]

obs

[rustic sapphire]

Never heard this story

[chrome tulip]

I mean it stayed only localy here Germany as far as I know, maybe it could've also reached Austria and Switzerland.

[shut crane]

[neon coral]

okay
What the April fools for this year is

[shut crane]

buli

[drowsy swan]

For Japan it's that tempesta thing

This was last year's April Fools

[somber steeple]

[shut crane]

oh yeah, that almost naked nj

[somber steeple]

[rustic sapphire]

April fool update when

[stark fox]

Tomorrow

[drowsy swan]

https://x.com/llcabR18/status/1907379192926515266

[shut crane]

e🅱️ic embed fail

[trim badger]

H

Goodbye

[drowsy swan]

I'm glad it did because I don't want to know if what's on there will be banned

[stark fox]

[chrome tulip]

Wait, that things already a year old?

Time flies by too fast ...

[drowsy swan]

Justice I forget what was the Hermes one

[sleek cape]

Hi guys

[drowsy swan]

Yep that one is the 2025 one I just looked it up to 2024 one was Hermes

[somber steeple]

[vestal briar]

hey hey

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/trailer-park-boys-gif-13602464718927134440

[vestal briar]

gotta love bubbles

[dark solstice]

i really need to watch it 🙁

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/meh-gif-21759857

[vestal briar]

do

trailer park boys is so good

[dark solstice]

i heard it was, just never got around to watching 🙁

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1445674171135692932/image0.gif

[silver bear]

Hello

[vestal briar]

its on netflix

[vestal briar]

hey hey

[dark solstice]

Ello Lost

[sage basin]

Wtf?

[dark solstice]

yea thats were i saw it when i had netflix but i was kinda watching something else about a hoss whisperer

[drowsy swan]

takaowas always huge

[dark solstice]

am i seeing a dogfight between 3 dragons?

[wanton pelican]

Reminds me of the atago skin

[dark solstice]

or was bismarcks dragon always looking so speecial

[stark fox]

It always had 3 heads

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-geryon-geryon-azur-lane-gif-17017536030969549960

[dark solstice]

Damn i never actually noticed before xD

[sinful vapor]

Taco Tuesday

[meager haven]

Food

[sinful vapor]

the Kelp, hola

[silver bear]

Mine now

i luv this skin

i missed it

[meager haven]

the John, hello

[chrome tulip]

Gotta slap some cake now it seems

[silver bear]

cuz i was in an AL slump

[chrome tulip]

I kind of regret me not buying it when it was first available.

[silver bear]

The sweater/skirt combo is mmm

very good

Very good

[chrome tulip]

chefs kiss

Truly amazing how something thats being kinda basic is still so good all of the sudden

<@&472236072743600148> shoot this mf

[wanton pelican]

/ban 437211167442862080

[willow thorn]

elezias#0 got banned.

[wanton pelican]

[somber steeple]

it must been a wind

[wanton pelican]

Guys if you go to your settings, then click on devices, and see a device that isn’t one you own or know you logged on, remove it

Similarly with the “authorized apps” option

Also Mr. Breast will not give you free money neither will Elon musk. Please don’t click those links or go there

[chrome tulip]

Should really be common sense

[somber steeple]

Can people be smarter

[sinful vapor]

repeat after me "common sense ain't so common"

[chrome tulip]

But you can't really expect people to have enough technical knowledge on basic account security or how attackers will try to hijack others accounts i guess

[somber steeple]

and not fall into something like this

[chrome tulip]

There was also this cookie stealing thing happening not a long time ago

[sinful vapor]

too much brain rot these days

sense of awareness diminishing

[somber steeple]

I mean i see alot brainrot but

i'm still have common sense

[chrome tulip]

2FA or Passkey-authentification is secure enough against most attack vectors; but they pose some kind of inconvience towards users

[torpid ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-gif-9669437860846841235

[somber steeple]

[chrome tulip]

And convience is (though understandably) the most important thing

[somber steeple]

idk what to say about this now

[sinful vapor]

it protect from entering, but people clicking on links is essentially opening the side door for them to be invaded.

[chrome tulip]

Hence I mentioned this cookie stealing thing

[ember spindle]

passkey auth would be quite useful if it worked at all on windows

[drowsy swan]

A toast

[sinful vapor]

yup as long as cookies exist, so does getting hijacked

[silver bear]

Augh

[sinful vapor]

no matter how much protection you have, getting hijacked live is the easiest attack

[sleek cape]

Did it happen to you John

[sinful vapor]

nope, cause I do not click on links

[torpid ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-darwin-evolution-natural-selection-natural-charles-gif-3483198910943880559

[sinful vapor]

I learned enough from IT back in the days on how the process works. Technology may have evolved along with ways of being used against you, but the method is still the same since humanity invented security

If you are dumb enough to open the door to a stranger, then expect the outcome that might happen.

[ember spindle]

i wonder if the mfs who got on the hall of shame later got their discord etc. popped through their al cheats

[bold kayak]

sad to say people dont know how to use their brain sometimes. its like having a manual book but doesnt know how to use it

[bold kayak]

anyway. avrora cruisepass skin looks really good.

[stable plank]

cookies? yes please

🍪

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cookies-enjoy-chocolate-chip-cookie-gif-11797931

[stable plank]

i love free cookies

[bold kayak]

really worth like roma’s skin

[stable plank]

i must have missed another mr beast

[sinful vapor]

yup

[bold kayak]

are we going to have an april fools event again this year?

[mental frigate]

[chrome tulip]

We do ... kind of

[sinful vapor]

Henderson

[chrome tulip]

West is only getting this kinda bullin thing again

While JP got this: https://tempesta.azurlane.jp/

Fair word of warning: Do not post any CGs you get from this, atleast not here.

[stark fox]

[chrome tulip]

[sinful vapor]

[lilac merlin]

[sinful vapor]

pin is ready to gun down any offenders

part of the job

[mental frigate]

John

[sleek cape]

I QuickDraw faster than pin

This town ain’t big enough for the two of us

[lilac merlin]

I want to assume yostar helped manjuu with the 3d thing for dorms

because...

[chrome tulip]

Possibly

[sinful vapor]

oh right month reset soon

[chrome tulip]

I think this whole 3D dorm thing is also some kind of experiment for Azur Promilia

[lilac merlin]

stuff in stella sora just kinda match the 3d stuff

[sinful vapor]

time to the last stronghold and do some other siren coors

[lilac merlin]

for something they just did

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/chained-soldier-tenka-izumo-tenka-anime-edit-gif-14344740492388164992

[sinful vapor]

yorr

[karmic delta]

John

[stable plank]

oh right opsi reset. i havent touched it in a few days. just enough to get regens meta

[drowsy swan]

no, we’re gonna get a different thing because remember the title screen is different in the US

remember, we get the NJ thing

[light fable]

If it reset, then 8 hour Azur lane session here I come!

[ember spindle]

opsi reset should be after this daily reset

ok why is ts off

[light fable]

Already at 8 rainbow blueprints

[sinful vapor]

I mean you can keep current opsi running after daily reset as long as you do not exit opsi.

[light fable]

I have nothing else to get in the opsi shop

[sinful vapor]

then you know what to do 🙂

[light fable]

Wait for reset and do it all over again

[devout bough]

Why is this in my recommendations i don't even watch ASMR

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/right-yeah-right-yeah-oh-yeah-ohh-gif-14553729619893238098

[chrome tulip]

Ayoo

[karmic delta]

Hru John?

[chrome tulip]

This kinda cursed ASMR videos do also pop up of from time to time for me either

[wanton pelican]

Hello

/kick 507914694481149952

[sinful vapor]

reeep

[willow thorn]

bluefire213#0 got kicked.

[sinful vapor]

the fire went out

[devout bough]

What was that

[lilac merlin]

so many compromised accounts these days

[devout bough]

I hope i don't become compromised

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/bacon-sizzling-yummy-food-gif-17768489

[chrome tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/amor-gif-10758667656717415642

[wanton pelican]

There’s another one here

[sinful vapor]

[devout bough]

I'm eating an icecream

In the morning

[lilac merlin]

<_<

[sinful vapor]

going to eat ice cream soon, late in the evening

[wanton pelican]

I need you to solve this

[stable plank]

I KEEP MISSING THEM

[sinful vapor]

I am glad you do not drive

imagine missing the red lights

[stable plank]

no not that

i missed another mr beast

i drive every day

[sinful vapor]

oh

[stable plank]

[devout bough]

Mr bast

[sinful vapor]

Mr Breast

[devout bough]

Non

[stable plank]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

[devout bough]

I do not want a mr with breasts

Thank you very much

[chrome tulip]

-# B-Breast?

[stable plank]

brest's beasts

[chrome tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1471572307393773732/20260212_191813.gif

[sinful vapor]

mommy

[stable plank]

🚮

[sinful vapor]

[jade flare]

[wanton pelican]

John has fallen

[lilac merlin]

I mean FDG is the most mommy of the cast

bar none

[sinful vapor]

can't help it, it is going to be 10 years anni of when my mom passed away

[lilac merlin]

we've already established this

[somber steeple]

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[devout bough]

goon morning

how is it gooning everygoon?

[vestal briar]

evil morning

[devout bough]

Painleve still painfully lacking art

[vestal briar]

not good

[somber steeple]

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1390310094532513945/Mutsuki_guffy_1.gif

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-umamusame-super-creek-gif-6226294894296947095

[somber steeple]

Ramirez protect the McDonald's

[devout bough]

i am the one who lanes

[grand lodge]

Burger town

[sinful vapor]

<@&460646206851252224>

[sharp swan]

Is adult bulin here

[rain valley]

what in the...?

[grand lodge]

wtf

[stark fox]

/owarida 1480755849176809653

[willow thorn]

perso01.#0 got banned.

[vital karma]

[rain valley]

my question is, why Chicoutimi, Quebec of all places?

[sharp swan]

Adult bulin is tomorrow?

[devout bough]

https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2038994727836828096

hmmm

[sharp swan]

Portsmouth adventure not there

[signal delta]

Someone get nuked again?

[sharp swan]

Not participating

[signal delta]

[rain valley]

https://fixupx.com/azurlane_staff/status/2038994727836828096

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【特報】
︀︀テンペスタの新たな戦いが繰り広げられている模様！
︀︀
︀︀艦隊を編成して海戦を制し、（手動・自動問わず）彼女たちを勝利に導こう！
︀︀勝利した暁には指揮官にちょっとした「さーびす的な姿」も…？！
︀︀
︀︀▼詳しくはコチラ！▼
︀︀tempesta.azurlane.jp/
︀︀
︀︀#アズールレーン

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FixupX · Mar 31, 2026, 3:00 PM

[lilac merlin]

yostar busy

[sinful vapor]

[sinful vapor]

I saw that

[signal delta]

[sharp swan]

Embrace the tar elf

[vital karma]

idk whats happening so ill just lurk around.

[sinful vapor]

Smol

[devout bough]

hmm

[lilac merlin]

<_<

[devout bough]

why is Ganj-i-Sawai's art so good

[somber steeple]

Ramirez! bring me 3 big macs

[signal delta]

John

[stable plank]

it keeps happening!

[devout bough]

i need them to publish all these arts immediately

[rain valley]

most of them are on reddit already

[stable plank]

post dn immediately

[ember spindle]

fym that's an actual skin of hers

[stable plank]

asset crop

people are being bonked for posting these new tempesta things. so be wary

[sharp swan]

Squishy and full of tar/oil

[ember spindle]

THIS IS HER RELEASE SKIN 😭 😭 😭

[sharp swan]

^

[rain valley]

it's not about the skin
it's the cropping, focusing on a specific part

[devout bough]

YOOOGGGHHHHHHH

[somber steeple]

mango

[rain valley]

mods seems to have left again though, so you're fine

[devout bough]

I need all these art

right now

[stable plank]

i wouldnt know. theres only three good tempesta ships

wait four

[devout bough]

[meager haven]

Mods have been saying they will kill you for this btw.

[stable plank]

royal james, rofu, mary celeste, lyme

[devout bough]

huh

[stable plank]

whydah is nice too. i like her

she is comfy

[rain valley]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AzureLane/comments/1s8svf6/tempesta_girls_sprites_from_the_jp_april_fools/

OpSi reset tomorrow

[lilac merlin]

you people

[wanton pelican]

Blow up whydah

[rain valley]

but whydoh?

[stable plank]

ur blocked ucey

[wanton pelican]

Ucey?

[lilac merlin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wwe-roman-reigns-6

[obtuse crystal]

Why did nobody tell me about this
https://x.com/i/status/2024830946495934949

[ember spindle]

<@&460646206851252224> ffs

[frank relic]

No april fools event this year ?

[stable plank]

uce means bro. wrasslin thing

[meager haven]

They don’t stop coming huh

[stable plank]

also reply ping because theres a scam

[obtuse crystal]

Why isnt this opening?

Also I just realized something

[proud island]

Da worldo

[ember spindle]

it's marked as nsfw so you need to log into twitter to view it

[obtuse crystal]

Javelin sounds very much the same no matter what language she's speaking

[obtuse crystal]

Ohhhhh

[fathom rose]

https://tenor.com/view/gugugaga-penguin-gif-17293111884390271684

[jade flare]

I want essex day like back in the old days

[tight roost]

Neptunia is trash
Neptune the worst RPG waifu

yukikaze > yuudashit

midsashit the worst waifu of AL

[jade flare]

As a character it's not but the games are

[tight roost]

focus on the date rn lol

[jade flare]

[outer verge]

Will you and the mods tentacle up for April fools

[rain valley]

still the 31st for all of NA
but even then, it's April Fools, not April Be A Low-Effort Troll

[devout bough]

huh

[outer verge]

April fools stuff will happen on server reset yes

[devout bough]

still waiting for war thunder aprilst

[grand lodge]

[jade flare]

The memes incident

[grand lodge]

[weak parrot]

crk is finally worth playing again

the hag cookie is hot

[ember spindle]

rest in piss
this server should not have a meme channel other than maintenance-channel

should've never had

[lilac merlin]

we love hags

[weak parrot]

hag is hot when the hag still looks young

[devout bough]

the what incident

[weak parrot]

and crk finally delivered

dark enchantress cookie finally has a hot costume

[jade flare]

I was here almost got ended

[weak parrot]

well then i guess it's time to end it

[jade flare]

Already ended years ago

[weak parrot]

you're gonna get touched

[jade flare]

[echo harbor]

Pig, where is this from?

[devout bough]

the tempesta game thing

https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2038994727836828096

it's not on EN twitter

hm

[weak parrot]

people die when they are killed

[somber steeple]

[echo harbor]

Like how lil ship come out after 9 months

[rose spire]

I’m almost at halfway for ply exp

[dusk schooner]

Man when are they adding Cruise pass gifting so I can beg my spoiled brat friend to buy it for me :/

[tight roost]

Bosnia gave us a april fools surprise by eliminating Italy

[graceful hound]

I love matikanetannyahu

[rain valley]

just have them send you $10

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/mambo-gif-4427863147736265234

[mental frigate]

[dusk schooner]

That would still count as P2W since I'm the one that spent the money so it breaks my no p2w rule

Gifting on the other hand is acceptable

[rain valley]

that's objectively dumb, but ok

[tight roost]

Italy missed 3 world cups in a row now 💀
first it was against Zlatan-less Sweden in 2018
then it was against the mighty Macedonia with no Pandev in 2022
and now they got their asses booted by a so-called "easy foe" named Bosnia and Herzegovina 😂

[dusk schooner]

I have very strict no P2W rules ;-;

[vestal briar]

What if you give them your phone so they can buy it

[sour granite]

lol want gift that cost money but want p2w

so what's the different again?

[vestal briar]

Technically not you buying it

[sour granite]

yea but its still p2w even if you yourself arent buying

its an items/gems that is receive from a payment option

[vestal briar]

What if they don't plan on winning 🤔

[sour granite]

wdym winning

[dusk schooner]

I only count it as P2W if I'm the one spending the money

[vestal briar]

If your paying and then losing it's not paying to win

[sour granite]

that not how p2w works but i guess i dont make the rule

fair

[dusk schooner]

It would be a great feature anyways

[vestal briar]

Sometimes my genius is disturbing

[sour granite]

lol

that would go under p2l

[bright crane]

I mean....youre still paying with the intention to win but the result is just a loss

[vestal briar]

Then aim to lose

[sour granite]

you can technically pay to have intention of losing

[vestal briar]

Your not seeing the vision here

[dark solstice]

What is your have pay to lose and pay to win in the same purchase ?

I am looking at you Graf zepplin of wows

[sour granite]

not all purchases are made equally

[vestal briar]

Which doesn't break there p2w thing

[sour granite]

some are more beneficial than other

[somber steeple]

The hell are we speaking this time

[vestal briar]

Stay with me now

[sour granite]

idk, random nonsense

[vestal briar]

I'm speaking smart

[dark solstice]

Started weak ASF then buffed to be literally breaking dead win hence why me win then went to the dogs again and mid

[somber steeple]

[dusk schooner]

Just enjoying the nice view

[dark solstice]

Twin peaks race course ?

[sour granite]

also, you do know you can just ask for gplay giftcard and pay with that right

that literally the same as gifting

[dusk schooner]

Yeah but my friend never goes outside

Dude's a shut in weeb

[sour granite]

you can buy gplay card online

wat

you dont need the physical card, it doesn't mean shit

the important one is the code

[dark solstice]

Aren't those what the kind people that ring me about my computer having a viruses like also ?

[sour granite]

nah, that's tech support

[devout bough]

what we talking about laners

[sour granite]

microhard tech support

[devout bough]

[dusk schooner]

Btw is this ad actually real?

[sour granite]

i mean both are in game yes

[dusk schooner]

Underage 💀

[devout bough]

wtf

probably not

[burnt idol]

yeah, AL had some really odd advertisements back in the day

they were part of the clickbait advertisement wave back in the day

[dusk schooner]

Oh god.....

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-running-away-cute-eye-emoji-gif-1570985704225170894

[dark solstice]

I kinda wanna know if anyone joined for that reason 🤔

[graceful hound]

Only lacked of sex mode

[pale panther]

still time to rectify this

[dark solstice]

You downloaded the wrong version mines has it

Looks kinda like this

[graceful hound]

[dusk schooner]

Umazing

[graceful hound]

We all love stupid women

[dark solstice]

Essex is a genius like Mutsuki and sandy etc

[graceful hound]

I love dorks

[dark solstice]

Mutsuki planting candy tree's is so smart I am gonna try it at home

[crimson kayak]

new phone. who dis?

Is this the local Akashi scam call center?

[devout bough]

hmm

Clem wears mermaid dress

[ember spindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/621426141705797651/1061871097462669414/UdwdknOY.gif

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

[icy herald]

damn Akashi owns a scam call center?

that explains the calls about a “extended warranty”

[graceful hound]

Past the pork to the person below me

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-blows-bubbles-the-bimba-gif-27089126

[crimson kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/dentist-payday2-payday-gif-21657049

[tight roost]

EN dub ingame when?

why only promos

[graceful hound]

Well...

How should I tell you...

[dark solstice]

Seems like a normal pig

[crimson kayak]

won't happen LMAO

[icy herald]

dawg Akashi stole my damn W9 tax returns I don’t think I’ve got any money left

[devout bough]

Richelieu sisters on the beaches of Normandy apparently

[graceful hound]

Western VAs are somewhat...odd

[dark solstice]

Spider pig is the one you want

[graceful hound]

But i dont blame them

I blame who deceived them

[crimson kayak]

okay, I call payday gang to help you then

[dark solstice]

Feels like there's only a handful of English VA's

[graceful hound]

There're plenty of English VAs

Tho only few have decency

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-simpsons-spiderpig-whatever-does-gif-22373180

[dark solstice]

In the anime world there's always that one guy they use forget what characters he plays but everyone I watch he is in it

[graceful hound]

I mean

Common sense

[burnt idol]

if azur lane was your power, what are you without it?

[tight roost]

Melissa Fahn

[dark solstice]

I tried to send but it failed

[crimson kayak]

a gravestone?

[graceful hound]

I hope i dont sound like a commie saying "western this, that blah blah"

[devout bough]

i am lane

[dark solstice]

Damn commie

[rain valley]

nope
just an elitist weeb

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/phoebe-phoebe-chubby-chybby-cube-phoeby-cube-gif-1233096887778764096

[burnt idol]

you are john azur lane?

[dark solstice]

He is the azur lane we have at home

[devout bough]

no

i am kil

yo wtf

[graceful hound]

He's azurstein lanowitz

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/disgrace-didier-drogba-chelsea-fc-angry-mad-gif-17626388

[dark solstice]

Man gonna lose mobility and awareness wearing all that plus how is he gonna sneak around

[tight roost]

my reaction to Blue Reflections Quartet's fanservice scenes getting censored heavily like a Saudi developer:

[dark solstice]

Sounds important

[graceful hound]

Joke on you I blame the (source)

[dark solstice]

What's the name of your source ?

[burnt idol]

If essex was your power, what are you without ehh?

[graceful hound]

Cant say that or ill get shadow banned by (((discord)))

[dark solstice]

I am not bitter without essex

[graceful hound]

[rain valley]

as a Canadian, eh is a core part of my vocabulary

[burnt idol]

one must refuse a lemon

[graceful hound]

You're canadian?

[burnt idol]

spiritually ehhssex...

[graceful hound]

parles-tu francais?

[dark solstice]

No lemons if no Essex

[graceful hound]

Es-tu quebecois?

[dark solstice]

Ahh so it's that guy

[rain valley]

I don't speak French, no

[graceful hound]

[mental frigate]

[dark solstice]

Damn that's a cool spee

[crimson kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/akagi-azur-lane-gif-26246379

fluff

[graceful hound]

Dead chat

[lilac merlin]

Tbh today is somethin else for april fools news

[weak parrot]

i don't like the way a lot of english VAs voice their characters

they just don't sound like how the character should sound

[stark fox]

Is it because you think that Anime Gacha characters aren't performing Broadway

[weak parrot]

they do the broadway voice

which is awful

[stark fox]

That's literally what the Japanese VA is doing

[weak parrot]

well idk, jp and kr VAs tend to do better ig

and it's not as if en VAs can't do it

[graceful hound]

International VA is a cool concept, but certain people, yeah, made that impossible in fact

[weak parrot]

hell, a lot of fandubs are better

[stark fox]

That's because they work closely with the production and English VAs are given 2 dollars and a sandwich

[weak parrot]

than official dubs

[graceful hound]

AL tomboys are hot

[stark fox]

That's, again, cuz the Official dub doesn't want to spend more money to hire good VAs, so goes with the cheapest fucker they can get

[weak parrot]

yeah, so you end up with the same voice for like 50 characters across different universes

[stark fox]

Yes.
(And the same is true for Japanese Vas where one person voices the same 80 characters)

[weak parrot]

ZZZ is one of the view that actually has tolerable voice acting for english

[graceful hound]

[weak parrot]

i actually don't hate burnice's english voice

japanese dubbed star wars though, is gross

[forest sparrow]

I spot Boise

[weak parrot]

the battle droids have the worst damn voices i've ever heard

[graceful hound]

ZZZ good side is its stability in the community, bad side is gooners

But im a gooner too

So...

[weak parrot]

it depends on the type of gooner

[graceful hound]

Gooning is lust so its bad, but overall, gooners can be good people

[weak parrot]

i mean it's better than the toxic side of the cookie run fandom, where some people get pissed off at a cookie's dough color for being "too light"

but i digress

[lilac merlin]

how tf

THEY ARE COOKIES.

[weak parrot]

well, when you have a game that attracts a broad fanbase

you get shit like that

i'm just there for the hot female cookies, man

[graceful hound]

Always have a final solution

For any bad shits

[devout bough]

this might be the only look we get at Clem's shoes

[weak parrot]

gotta put that frosting to good use, yk

anyway

[graceful hound]

I accidently read the s as a t

[teal girder]

I look at Marco's stick instead

[graceful hound]

[weak parrot]

yeah, we're having a community session at 8 pm EST

anyone is free to join

anyway

i'm gonna marco your polo

[sleek cape]

I’m gonna cheese your burger bitch

[graceful hound]

Good or bad community is somewhat based on mods

And the people

[sweet shadow]

What

[graceful hound]

I wanna crack marco polo

[teal girder]

Cracked in half

Rip

[weak parrot]

cough umamusume official cough

[graceful hound]

therefore, select moderators by race

[sweet shadow]

Happy launch day to Edinburgh

[teal girder]

Hors racing kind of race

[graceful hound]

Just kidding

Just erm, pick moderators who already finished reading the bible with faith

[abstract ingot]

I like how she removes her mask after oath

[graceful hound]

My terrible ass internet cant see no pictture

[devout bough]

have you tried tits internet yet

[abstract ingot]

Sadly the apostrophe cannot be written back so I cannot name her Ch'ang Ch'ang

[devout bough]

that's so sad

TB play despacito

[graceful hound]

Yuriumacord

[weak parrot]

western cartoonists should embrace the japanese tradition of sexy witches

[teal girder]

Harry?

[weak parrot]

i mean the traditional kind of witches

not the harry potter "witches are normal people" kinda thing

[violet panther]

[meager haven]

Your loss for not finding pencil noses sexy

[violet panther]

ain't witch in early western cartoon (for kids) were deliberately made ugly to be easily perceived as wicked and evil?

the Hogwarts are among more "normal"

at least from using irl-actors casting

[rose spire]

Haha

57% exp on Plymouth

[meager haven]

Use Amazon trust

[lilac merlin]

Use Amazon (Prime)

[meager haven]

Amazon with Traf for MVP

[violet panther]

Amazon with Trafalgar and whoever hms-vangaurd (a DD)

[meager haven]

Some J-class

[violet panther]

the Jav

althoguh u may deliberately downplay that HMS dd slot, to maintain MVP on Traf

or could be Jervis for some heal

[meager haven]

Actually

What fleet tech does Traf give?

Was it eva?

[violet panther]

hp1 hit1 on DD

[meager haven]

Oof

[echo harbor]

5hr till OPSI reset and I still have 2k energy

Time to clutch

[meager haven]

Guess I’ll save her to when I run out of FP and TRP tech ships then.

[peak vapor]

gn chat

[meager haven]

Adios

[echo harbor]

nn

[meager haven]

Oh fuckkkk I completely forgot to touch opsi this month and I got no tickets left.

[rain valley]

still got 5hrs before reset

[remote nymph]

They once did… until the rise of today’s "modern audiences" standards

[regal mist]

JP AL AF web game clear

[remote nymph]

Still remember the thing that shaped my ideals and it goes back to ’92

[somber steeple]

[weak parrot]

instead of witches being wrinkly, warty hags

we should have witches be sexy, firm hags

like AL shipgirls

[weak parrot]

#makehagshotagain

[weak parrot]

rude

[abstract ingot]

hit is always welcome in my book

because more level in enemies mean they evade more

[leaden prairie]

[rain valley]

damn, one mob off 3-starring 16-3

[slow garnet]

Hi

[wanton pelican]

Hello

[lilac merlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313519221751676928/1486142906975912146/delezie_sip.gif

[mental swift]

sauceboy

[slim turret]

🤨

[merry robin]

Whats Mahou Shipgirl

[violet panther]

[visual pike]

Magical girl ship

[merry robin]

Madoka?

[prime mesa]

New bulin skin?

[ember spindle]

meduka meguca

[visual pike]

Real

[devout bough]

no areola

hmmm

[merry robin]

Its april fools ig

[ember spindle]

should i lob a pipe bomb at my isp's offices again

[prime mesa]

Last year we got a free UR bulin skin and augment

[dusk schooner]

I'm gonna go Karen mode on wifi company again

[merry robin]

i lwk want lots of gems

[violet panther]

there clearly is areola bump there, but no "pinkish"

[ember spindle]

CAN I EDIT THE FUCKING MESSAGE TOP SAY "SHOULD I" INSTEAD

HELLO

10 SECOND PING

DHAFKHAD]

zHELOOOOOOO IS THIS THING ON

[prime mesa]

Just gotta swipe

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-nikke-goddess-of-victory-doro-doro-lick-nikke-doro-gif-3236827015326395661

[ember spindle]

now it's on
sorry

NEVER FUCKING MIND

[oblique sinew]

what is with this clothing break art

[violet panther]

quite uncanny that i actually like some of those Tempesta-poses

[merry robin]

How she cannot have nipples?

[rain valley]

man learns in real time nipples come in different shapes and sizes

[merry robin]

Really?

[slim turret]

Waiting azurlane be a 18+ game

[drowsy swan]

Yes

[drowsy swan]

It will never happen

[merry robin]

Isnt it already?

[drowsy swan]

No because if it was it would have been taken off the store

[violet panther]

yeah, there are types of nips

[drowsy swan]

And China would have cracked down on this game hard

[merry robin]

[oblique sinew]

also in general why would she have nips anyways

[slim turret]

China will have another version

[rain valley]

🥛

[drowsy swan]

Yeah but usually games that do that usually or not that big to do it

You also forget that this game is sponsored by bilibilu

[oblique sinew]

i mean yes thats the reason for them but kansen are artificial beings to start with

[drowsy swan]

It's published by a major corpo

So no if they did do it then bilibili would stop being the publisher in China

[rain valley]

3d printed milk idk don't think about it too hard

[oblique sinew]

3d printed

fair

[violet panther]

3d printed "milk"

[ember spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/wuthering-waves-wuthering-waves-chibi-shorekeeper-shorekeeper-gif-8642493611658747327

[lilac merlin]

Im actually happy.

the game I shill alot just made one of the two MC's voice now

[ember spindle]

ftyrant, right?

[tacit crypt]

wha

wym

[tight roost]

just saw the tempesta website and...

wait where's the nipples???

[violet panther]

that's actually "accurately-depicted Ace Combat aircraft missiles-capacity"

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/pulp-fiction-wtf-huh-john-travolta-confused-gif-5521264

[violet panther]

when your playable aircraft have over 100 "regular missiles"

[tight roost]

are they barbie dolls or biologically accurate humans

[ember spindle]

the player's blood is replaced by miniature sidewinders clearly
this would also explain how the negative effects of high g simply don't happen

[violet panther]

or if blood turns hydrolic?

Ace Combat logic, tiny F-5 / Mig 21 has 75 missiles, large F-15 / Su-27 has 120 missiles. advanced-fictional : Morgan/Falken/Fenrir/Raven has between 85-150 missiles

[ember spindle]

wait no the missiles are somewhere else

[pale panther]

I'm in the anatomical accurate club, when it comes to shipgirls

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-trigger-trigger-trigger-zzz-zzz-trigger-kawaii-trigger-gif-10564728630934743084

"Trigger" : ee to...blehhh

[mental swift]

start diggin in yo butt twin

[stark fox]

REMINDER: Posting loss images of the Tempesta game WILL get you warned

[rose spire]

Loss images?

[stark fox]

THe new JP April Fools game has "Damaged" Loss arts when you get a game over of the tempesta girls basically losing their clothing

If you post them here you will get smacked

So DON'T

[violet panther]

so those are "officials" from Manjuu right? but as Apri..Fool?

[stark fox]

No.... Kinda?
But no

[violet panther]

i see

[stark fox]

It's from Azur Lane but since it ain't part of the actual game we don't have to allow it

[somber steeple]

[drowsy swan]

It's yostar jp

[stark fox]

Yeah, and?

[drowsy swan]

But yeah this makes me excited I want more tempesta

[lilac merlin]

could they post the non damaged cg's?

[stark fox]

You are gonna be waiting multiple months

[drowsy swan]

They're just the publishers and somewhat ownthe rights I think there's like a share

[stark fox]

Tempesta is a Halloween Only thing

[violet panther]

i see, at least they ain't ai-plagiarized...right?

[drowsy swan]

Why are you bringing up AI right now?

[violet panther]

because it's just a question

[stark fox]

Far as I know it isn't

[violet panther]

ok

[drowsy swan]

But no I've never seen the use ai

I remember people were accusing that song tempesta queen of using AI for the lyrics because they didn't announce Who The Lyricist is

[pale panther]

So the Tempesta event is just a JP thing rn?

[stark fox]

Probably, but that's not what htey are posting and you know it

It isn't an event

It's a separate minigame thing they made

[drowsy swan]

It's been that way for years JP and en have done different things

For April Fools

Remember the mecha Commander versus The Avengers thing for April Fools

[oblique dove]

April fools

[pale panther]

I see, I see

[somber steeple]

Are we talking about April fools event

[drowsy swan]

I can't wait for tempesta this year

More wooden ship girls

[somber steeple]

Let's go

more Somalia pirate ships

Yes I refer tempesta as Somalia pirates

[rose spire]

70 cubes and no nyaro💔

[violet panther]

[drowsy swan]

Do they have any major metal ships?

[violet panther]

a fishing-boat worth of metal

[oblique dove]

This one.

[violet panther]

and a small-yatch worth of "mothership"

[somber steeple]

[violet panther]

Whydah

[somber steeple]

Whyduh

[oblique dove]

Yep.

[violet panther]

the (2nd) richest Tempesta

[rose spire]

How is she rich

[somber steeple]

|| robbing oil tanker ||

[solid whale]

neetbux

[full blade]

me and Roon are having a Beastwars marathon

[oblique dove]

Your out of oil in game?

[somber steeple]

I mean

[somber steeple]

Whydah rob oil tanker then ask for ransom

[ember spindle]

oh.

[violet panther]

Whydah has complete monopoly on Venezuella's oil tanker passage fee in the Caribbean

[violet panther]

Work-Life-Balance

and debt-evasion from VV

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-keqing-genshin-impact-gif-26518151

[somber steeple]

I actually thought Clemenceau and Jean bort are same

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/lizamadethis-zibai-umamusume-uma-musume-genshin-impact-genshin-gif-265767858939566844

[worthy pagoda]

They're sisters

[solid whale]

jart

[full blade]

Jean bart simpson

[violet panther]

Richy the Priestess, Clemy the Warlock, JB the Rogue, Gascan the Berserker

[somber steeple]

Jeans

[violet panther]

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/hoshimi-miyabi-zenless-zone-zero-gif-15984115238837768016

[ember spindle]

that was an enforcer getting one-battle'd wdym partial progress

[somber steeple]

voe biden

[somber steeple]

Alriegh Burke Flight IIA

alr I gonna quick yap about alriegh Burke class identification

[ember spindle]

oh that was for getting to

67% hp

[sharp swan]

https://x.com/i/status/2039160869955731493

GoodSmile_US (@GoodSmile_US)

GSC Figure Update!

Good Smile Arts Shanghai
Azur Lane
Hyper Body New Jersey (April Fools' Ver.)

Stay tuned for more information, coming soon...? 😉

#AzurLane #HyperBody #goodsmile

X · Apr 1, 2026, 2:00 AM

[oblique dove]

Drawn by me last year (2025)

[violet panther]

Clanker NJ?

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-azur-lane-nj-cinna-a-mimir-gif-743491493199935478

[sharp swan]

No

[somber steeple]

Alriegh Burke Flight I hull number 51-71
Flight II Same as Flight I but hull num is 72-78 some of them harpoon launcher are removed

[sharp swan]

That is not a clanker NJ

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/pearl-hsr-honkai-star-rail-pearl-ipc-gifhonkai-gif-101735941330171978

[violet panther]

it's movable-limbs figure?

[thin panther]

how can i get all 7 endings, can anyone here summarizes for me please, thanks

[violet panther]

Kokomi + Azuma VA + increased height + clanker =

[fierce cape]

That mahou shipgirl launch

[devout bough]

Tempesta girls are cute

[fierce cape]

Hmmm

[somber steeple]

[lilac merlin]

so princess connect just got a collab with Girl Und Panzer...

[somber steeple]

Cool

[cedar hawk]

Woo woo hoo hoo woo

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/chen-qianyu-chen-qianyu-arknights-arknights-endfield-gif-18324704985758183413

[somber steeple]

me when 85 intellect

[cedar hawk]

This one shall be prepared for the destruction

[devout bough]

big green cat

[cedar hawk]

of Medium bosses

[fierce cape]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-azur-lane-anson-azur-lane-meme-anson-hms-anson-gif-3083671737852821731

[violet panther]

Ember is 86 intellect

[cedar hawk]

This one cannot wait to use her Bunny Girl skin...

[somber steeple]

bit smarter

[lilac merlin]

https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2039175937200398664

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

Under the stars that shine above the port, by the contract written in moonlight...

☆RELEASE.

Something magical is about to begin, Commander.✨

#AzurLane #Yostar #MahouLane

X · Apr 1, 2026, 3:00 AM

[violet panther]

Honorable "86"

[oblique dove]

I drew the USS gridley last year that's the last art

[somber steeple]

Cool

tho

[raw tulip]

I couldn't find the location of my k9 companion, should I check the grand cannon 🎵🎵🎵

[lilac merlin]

huh

[fierce cape]

Turns all ships magical

[grim moon]

z23 rerun when?

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/k9-thunder-self-propelled-howitzer-hanwha-south-korea-gif-785948845081309202

found your K9

[somber steeple]

K9 Thunder

Korean M109

[raw tulip]

Thanks

[ember spindle]

huh?

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/k9-thunder-firing-self-propelled-howitzer-artillery-spg-gif-7427021126688841622

and his homies

[ember spindle]

she drops in light construction and EVERY campaign stage after 1-4?

[slim turret]

155？

[somber steeple]

still perfer the M109A7 or A6

[slim sorrel]

The cannon is Yee

[raw tulip]

It's my birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊

[somber steeple]

But I like MLRS more

[slim sorrel]

Most artillery cannons are 155

[earnest frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060231686425690183/1236303425642172416/VID_GIF-1695923991-1.gif

[violet panther]

Hyundai WIA CN98 155mm

[grim moon]

sorry, z52

[oblique dove]

[somber steeple]

PZH2000

2S19 Msta

[violet panther]

M1299

[somber steeple]

Xm2001

[silent lagoon]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/2039191021666394330

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X · Apr 1, 2026, 4:00 AM

B U L I N

[oblique dove]

[silent lagoon]

[fading terrace]

[fierce cape]

Bulin skin?

[ember spindle]

being meguca is suffering buli

[solid whale]

[violet panther]

"Your are Suffering with me, UR-Bulin-chan"

[lilac merlin]

homeru

[ember spindle]

NEW EMOTE ❤️ ❤️

[somber steeple]

Air quality is getting worse

[violet panther]

ph 2.5?

[somber steeple]

yeah

[wary flame]

what character would work well for laffey

[violet panther]

laffey 1 or 2?

[wary flame]

1

[raw tulip]

Guys

It's my birthday

[ember spindle]

happy birthday

[raw tulip]

Yippie

[raw tulip]

Thanks

[sharp swan]

Do we get all the previous bulin skins as well

[silent lagoon]

I dont know

[sharp swan]

Praying to get adult bulin

Because funny

[violet panther]

do u have thicc-UR-bulin skin?

[sharp swan]

Not yet

I hope it reruns

[violet panther]

oof, i see

[sharp swan]

How likely is it that it reruns

[silent lagoon]

Would be cool if we do get the older April fools skins

[fallow juniper]

saw this randomly
laffey sleeping on shinano's lap

[wary flame]

shinano is my top waifu of azur lane

[fallow juniper]

my god that was fast

[ember spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-sleepy-shinano-cheshire-gif-22841990

[fallow juniper]

oh right speaking of, new april fools event?

[wary flame]

im not sure havent played since october

my favorite azur lane is sakura empire

[mental frigate]

[burnt idol]

uh

sakura empire is crimson axis

[ember spindle]

but then lexington said "we are azur lane"!

[solid whale]

sakura empire is evil lane

[devout bough]

my favourite azur is lane

[wary flame]

i forgot been awhile since i played

[burnt idol]

https://tenor.com/view/snsd-tiffany-genie-hello-k-pop-gif-13060307

the ending of azur lane

[fallow juniper]

browth

[frank relic]

she is getting wet

[fallow juniper]

oh no the cruise missions reset in 2 hours

[ember spindle]

3

[frank relic]

Sigh...it is that time of the quarter...

https://tenor.com/view/unusual-whales-unusual-whales-rain-money-gif-23090764

[somber steeple]

[frank relic]

Tbh , the cruiser pass is a steal ngl

[cedar hawk]

oh yes cruise missions reset in 2 hours

[cedar hawk]

i mean for 10 dollars it does give the equivilent of like 1500 gems or smth maybe more

[frank relic]

the worst of the bunch imo is the UI pack...

[violet panther]

so it's white-gown Avrora and KolnM

[tawdry fern]

Bro Mahou Shoujo Bulin fucking cute.

[wary flame]

i like shinano and kaga and akagi

[ember spindle]

?

[glacial marsh]

Hello again

I think I might need a little help against the meta bosses

[violet panther]

i ain't one-shotting either

[glacial marsh]

I don't think the intended way of doing it is doing 8 tries

At this point anything be better than what I am doing

[violet panther]

oof 270k,, ganbate

[ember spindle]

spamming tries to whittle the level 15 boss into submission absolutely is the intended way

[glacial marsh]

I'm not denying it, but come on

[violet panther]

do u "request support"?

[glacial marsh]

4 times by now

[violet panther]

u may leave that be, and hope other players finish her for you

in less than 3 hours

[frank relic]

You request at the time that everyone probably go to sleep XP

[fallow juniper]

HGFSDAHGASKGHAWKHBASZDFJNTG WHAT THE-

[frank relic]

meanwhile curse the day 1 Meta fight , you can't even click to join the fight fast enough...

[violet panther]

her feet..is just the beginning

[glacial marsh]

I don't know that, are the servers depending on location?

[ember spindle]

welcome to l2d skins, we made the "master... don't let others know you play this nonsense! >///<" ads real

[fallow juniper]

I was not expecting it to go like this already on the first step

[drowsy swan]

"Wah wah wah... The night training exercise dragged on so long that it's this late... I gotta hurry back to my room! I'll oversleep tomorrow~!
...Wait, huh!? Something's weird about the official site's status!"

[frank relic]

Feet fetish appear a lot in L2D skin

[ember spindle]

nayoro is also quite frisky so ig she naturally goes for It right away

[frank relic]

Sakuran is a bunch of weirdo.

[drowsy swan]

"I've changed the official site to make it easier for Master to understand. Now I'll get lots of praise, right?♪" lil bel

"What would be a good reward, I wonder... I'm looking forward to a reward overflowing with affection from Commander♥" taihou chan

"She doesn't seem to have considered the possibility of getting scolded." lil agir

[drowsy swan]

lil bel thinks we are dumb

[fallow juniper]

also am i missing something?

[frank relic]

No , skk can't go even further

[weak parrot]

I'm gonna frost your cookies

[frank relic]

Shame , i was expecting car racing mini game

[drowsy swan]

The official slow ahead Twitter's April Fools

[weak parrot]

I love racist minigames

[violet panther]

Lil-gen chan

[frank relic]

They are afraid to add Akagi-chan