al-general

[hard vine]

also most machineguns at the time were perfectly accurate

[valid wigeon]

Then there's this anime:

Too bad there's no game

[somber steeple]

Ships girls when 2 humble AGM-154 JSOW

[hard vine]

https://tenor.com/view/incorrect-hypothesis-umamusume-agnes-tachyon-gif-4647493372349120001

[timid stump]

Yes, when the KAN-Sen (Battleships) join the battlefield with their big cannons on their riggings. Umas with Bows have no chance then. 😄

[lilac merlin]

https://vxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/2038994727836828096

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【特報】
テンペスタの新たな戦いが繰り広げられている模様！

艦隊を編成して海戦を制し、（手動・自動問わず）彼女たちを勝利に導こう！
勝利した暁には指揮官にちょっとした「さーびす的な姿」も…？！

▼詳しくはコチラ！▼
https://tempesta.azurlane.jp/

#アズールレーン

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 3:00 PM

[somber steeple]

if is destroyer cooked

[timid stump]

Umas would probably have higher rate of firing arrows with their bows.

[somber steeple]

if is cruiser maybe damaged beyond repair

[trim gyro]

you have any idea how many guns a WW2 era battleship has?

[light fable]

Their specialty will be drive bys

[hard vine]

Holy that Pearl

[somber steeple]

Count AA?

[hard vine]

I dont like in game pearl, but thats quite nice

[trim gyro]

including AA that could be hundreds of barrels

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1057348018661249125/1471729078640967802/DoroWindow2.gif

[lilac merlin]

https://tempesta.azurlane.jp/

game

[silver bear]

USN girls running around with the entire US armory on their backs

[light fable]

Extra note: no food in the car

[valid wigeon]

Ogori Cap:

[somber steeple]

Big smoke ate of them

[tight roost]

you win +500000 points if you guess the football clubs based off my oath names

[somber steeple]

Soccer

[valid wigeon]

Also Ogori Cap: two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number 45s one with cheese, and a large soda

[tight roost]

holy american

it's football not soccer

got it?

[somber steeple]

whatever

[valid wigeon]

Honestly who gives a damn

[hard vine]

Only one i recognize is Malmø

[somber steeple]

i'm still call it soccer

[valid wigeon]

I'm not American but I call I soccer

[lilac merlin]

what the fuck

[hard vine]

Wait no red devils

im stupid

[lilac merlin]

DAMAGED DEFEATS

[tight roost]

bro recognized malmö from sweden but not the english clubs 😭

[lilac merlin]

its too ero to post here

[hard vine]

i can do ManU too, but the buck stops there

[stark fox]

Soccer is literally just Association Football.
So it’s the same thing

[valid wigeon]

Manchester United.

Barcelona.

[hard vine]

Funny to have two ships named the same thing but in different languages

[lilac merlin]

I feel that this is kinda meh

in terms of april fools

[tight roost]

bro knows Malmö F.F. and United but not Bournemouth,Chelsea,Newcastle,Wolverhampton and Man City

im crine 😭

[stark fox]

You are playing a secondary game, probably made in 24 hours and saying it’s meh

[hard vine]

I probably should know City, Haaland is like the only cultural export we have

[lilac merlin]

The goal of the minigame is to make the opponent hit your balls, and avoid touching theirs while bouncing the balls on the corresponding colors to level the unit

[tight roost]

how did you recognize Malmö???

[torn aspen]

"Wah wah wah... The night training exercise dragged on so long that it's this late... I gotta hurry back to my room! I'll oversleep tomorrow~!
...Wait, huh!? Something's weird about the official site's status!"

[lilac merlin]

for additional event

[tight roost]

did you watch swedish soccer?

[trim gyro]

what

[stark fox]

Ball bouncing, got it

[hard vine]

cuz im Norwegian and have been to Malmø before

[trim gyro]

you want to be hit in the balls?

[gentle charm]

I have been there

[lilac merlin]

jp april fools game

[gentle charm]

Malmö

[hard vine]

and i recognized the name as swedish

[vivid osprey]

Give yourself credit. There's no fish quite like Norwegian smoked salmon

[gentle charm]

You're Norwegian?

[vivid osprey]

And you can tell an authentic one from a fraud real quick

[hard vine]

We export all the good fish

[torn aspen]

"I've changed the official site to make it easier for Master to understand. Now I'll get lots of praise, right?♪"

"What would be a good reward, I wonder... I'm looking forward to a reward overflowing with affection from Commander♥"

"She doesn't seem to have considered the possibility of getting scolded."

[gentle charm]

Ø'n is ticking me to believe so

[hard vine]

and keep the shitty ones

[hard vine]

#al-general message

[vivid osprey]

At least you have some international relevance

[gentle charm]

Just as I thought

[vivid osprey]

Top 3 dutch exports:
Annoying tourists x3

[lilac merlin]

no pls.

[stark fox]

Boat

[hard vine]

Germans are much more annoying than the dutch

[vivid osprey]

Word? I've always found Dutch people abroad to be mega rude and crass

[gentle charm]

Exporting co2

[vivid osprey]

Very entitled, particularly the older ones

[valid wigeon]

Importing Co3

Releasing Co4

[gentle charm]

Covfefe

[hard vine]

We dont get dutch campervans, but we do get german ones

[valid wigeon]

Busting Co5

[gentle charm]

Which region are you in

[hard vine]

and they do not know how to drive, and they bring all their food from home so they give us nothing

[vivid osprey]

Yeah ours drive down to France/Spain hahaha

[hard vine]

the fjord parts

[gentle charm]

That could be anywhere almost

[hard vine]

yes

[gentle charm]

Trøndelag here

[somber steeple]

Alr quick nap

So i'm disappear

for 4 hr

[stable plank]

quick nap, 4 hours

[lilac merlin]

So here's the problem

[vivid osprey]

I hate the unemployed

[lilac merlin]

with the event sldo.

[hard vine]

There is no pain like trying to understand someone from trøndelag writing in dialect

[gentle charm]

Sameee, all the refugees

[vestal briar]

Manchester united is ass

[hard vine]

uh oh

[gentle charm]

I hate it too

People write so weird

[stark fox]

Hoffen, are you REALLY complaining about a goofy free event game that they made for April Fools?

[lilac merlin]

IF THEY CAN FUCK AROUND AND MAKE DAMAGED ART CG'S FOR THE FUCKING TEMPESTA, WHY IS THAT NOT IN GAME FOR ANY OF THE SHIPS

They made new cg's just for that

[stark fox]

Because it would balloon the size of the game and you’d never EVER SEE IT YOU DENSE FUCK

[hard vine]

To be fair goofy side games that bring nothing to the main game is manjuu's forte

[torn aspen]

Anime "Azur Lane Bisoku Zenshin! Ni!!" 2026 July Coming Soon!

[normal comet]

mmm fucking tempesta

[gentle charm]

It's the most annoying thing to read, people need to write in proper Bokmål.

[stark fox]

We don’t have an 8 hour long “Repair” function

You’d never see the CG

It would LITERALLY be dead storage space

[hard vine]

i pray one day AL gets an anime as good as AK did

and not just slop

[normal comet]

why not like priconne

[gentle charm]

I want to watch the Arknights anime

[stark fox]

Well, now that Yostar has taken the reins, it might

[normal comet]

AK win in lore, but priconne has better animation imo

[gentle charm]

Though, I'm going to aquire a partner first who hopefully likes anime.

[hard vine]

god the difference in writing between AK and Endfield is so sad

[normal comet]

why

[hard vine]

One is peak writing, the other is ML slop

[vivid osprey]

You don't wanna play Animal Crossing?

What are you, an ungrateful customer?

[hard vine]

[vivid osprey]

[light fable]

They cooked with that art

[normal comet]

wife spotted

where i could see that

i beg you

[normal comet]

please

[gentle charm]

[hard vine]

Clearly she is just wearing a bodysuit

[light fable]

https://x.com/i/status/2038994727836828096

Play the game in the link

[normal comet]

thanks

[hard vine]

anyways where is the pearl damaged art pretty please

[stark fox]

I shouldn’t have to explain why I deleted that, Yeah?

[stable plank]

i saw it before it was deleted

[stark fox]

[stable plank]

[lilac merlin]

this is why I avoided posting it

but bitched about it, naturally.

[stark fox]

@light fable you understand why you are about to get Nimipinged, Yeah?

[stark fox]

That is your favorite activity.
Bitching and moaning

[hard vine]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[lilac merlin]

go be a tree hugging knife ears.

[light fable]

First Nimi ping in a while. Rip me

[stable plank]

imagine being nimi pinged

[static sparrow]

perfect aux skin for kaga

[normal comet]

[torn aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1486049149492269216/aks_03.gif

[light fable]

Golden hind too powerul

Seriously though the game is auto play and I am not sure how to win

[lilac merlin]

I explained how to win

[stark fox]

Bounce balls and don’t get hit by balls

[lilac merlin]

yes

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/dodge-ball-ball-gif-12915412

Me

[lilac merlin]

obviously not posting the cg

but it can be beatable

[vivid osprey]

Are there ingame rewards for it or is it purely 4fun

[stark fox]

It’s just for fun

[vivid osprey]

Ah okay

[stark fox]

If there are rewards it’s only be on JP

[gentle charm]

Super Bismarck, idk why

[lilac merlin]

idk if there are rewards for it

and I CBA'd to play AL again

so imma just ask my sources

[stable plank]

yamato mkii

[merry robin]

[normal comet]

[lilac merlin]

eyes all fucked

hand all fucked

good lord.

we need to take her to med bay

[normal comet]

what else is fucked

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-le-galissonnière-halloween-black-cat-gif-23596341

[vivid osprey]

Hoffen, you generate ai

[light fable]

Okay, seeing the defeat screens...maybe I don't wanna win.

[lilac merlin]

looks better than that tho.

Also

all the damaged CG's got pulled as images already

naturally cant post them here

[light fable]

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1462174044584415332/20260117_205206.gif

[lilac merlin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/1192756185531699261/ezgif-4-86c83470f3.gif?ex=65aa3bc2&is=6597c6c2&hm=d12477544e621c61872758beaa6efca8c15ae54eeb3bc1a2b12f926aa9d17c90&

wear's a starfish

[vestal briar]

killer🤣

[mental swift]

royal sex

[worthy pagoda]

https://x.com/i/status/2038908622345052532

Cien_cosplay (@Cien_jiangsien)

#azurlane #武蔵 #アズールレーン

X · Mar 31, 2026, 9:17 AM

[merry robin]

Hot

[mental swift]

blud what is thi

[lilac merlin]

from bp tomorrow

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-the-next-step-for-immigration-immigration-alien-locked-in-alien-locked-in-gif-7143551599349454414

[stable plank]

hoffen PAYS to have ai art generated

[mental swift]

10 dolla dolla

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/why-huh-but-why-gif-13199396

[vivid osprey]

The non-consented

[stable plank]

the

[hard wind]

🧊

[mental swift]

the second ice cube

https://tenor.com/view/fist-fight-ice-cube-gif-4349089413460649635

[signal cloak]

Guys
Anyone has a link to that one al videoclip that ends with roon knocking at your door?

[full blade]

uhh

no

[novel bobcat]

https://tempesta.azurlane.jp/

[signal cloak]

The one inspired by the video with this

[signal cloak]

You dropped this 👑

[novel bobcat]

meanwhile on the azur promilia side

[tired crown]

Boobs

[signal cloak]

Any info/release date for ap btw?

[obtuse crystal]

Something's wrong here....
https://x.com/i/status/2038994746455023988

アニメ『アズールレーン びそくぜんしんっ！にっ...

「わわわっ・・・夜間演習が長引いてこんな時間・・・急いでお部屋に戻らなきゃ！明日寝坊しちゃう～！
・・・って、あれ！？公式サイトの様子がなんか変だよっ！」
#びそくアニメ

X · Mar 31, 2026, 3:00 PM

[mental swift]

that is in the end of 7th anniversary livestream I think

[signal cloak]

I do recall now
It was a special clip for her oath skin

[mental swift]

Yes

[signal cloak]

Roon so important she gets her own videoclip for the oath

[mental swift]

my honest reaction to the skin

[mental swift]

most probably because neither do I have roon nor do I have a spare oath ring for her

and nor would I really care to grind for her

[radiant cipher]

<@&472236072743600148>

[trim gyro]

another one

[static sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/why-do-mods-keep-banning-the-nice-people-giving-money-anime-blue-archive-kuromi-serika-gif-15734460558170966986

[novel bobcat]

duh, they want the free money for themselves

[lilac merlin]

https://x.com/i/status/2038994731263508726

デート・ア・ライブ[公式] (@date_a_info)

📛デート・ア・プリスクール📛

せいれい組のよいこのみんなは、今日もげんきにたのしくすごしています💮
ちょっとだけ、みんなのようすをのぞいてみよう👀

#エイプリルフール
#date_a_live

X · Mar 31, 2026, 3:00 PM

wtf

im glad we didnt get this

this has tobe tied to 4/1

since its 4/1 over there

[novel bobcat]

aw hell na

[trim gyro]

funny, but absolutely not

[manic rivet]

remind me of Episode form S4 or S3 i believe

where all of them turned into kids

[runic abyss]

EXCUSE ME/

[manic rivet]

it was S3

[trim gyro]

yeah don't think all of them were there for that

also poor mana getting forgotten as usual

[manic rivet]

Natsumi turned most of them, besides Kurumi, Mukuro and Mio, obviously Natsumi didn't turned herself

[pseudo mica]

what the... this has to be an April joke

[lilac merlin]

considering its 4/1 over in jp

it could be

[pseudo mica]

oh yeah it's april 1st there already

[trim gyro]

the anime just forgot mana existed for about two seasons

[manic rivet]

April Fool's on Horizon or already hit and people still being like "What the ..." "Ew nah" smh

[light fable]

[pseudo mica]

look, these days, you never know

[manic rivet]

well if you constantly lewd everything in your mind, than outcome is obvious

for example GFL1 usually had event on Children's Day

[lilac merlin]

||https://x.com/royaloji/status/2038996051781435595 || spoilers for tomorrow

ロイヤルおじさん⚓️ (@royaloji)

アズールレーン「エイプリルフール」

★母港
ドック/倉庫/学園/購買部/建造/寮舎/図鑑

★海域出撃
1-4/2-4

X · Mar 31, 2026, 3:05 PM

[pseudo mica]

what do you mean lewd? DaL is DaL, they wouldn't make a kids's version of the show would they?

[manic rivet]

and yes that include some skin where characters turned smal

[pseudo mica]

I wasn't even considering anything lewd lmao

[normal comet]

koln tiddies

[manic rivet]

in Season 3 you literally had them turned into kids and it was canon event duh

[trim gyro]

they were a bit older than that though

[normal comet]

oh hi there ersatz

[pseudo mica]

yeah but I thought they were announcing a kid's show, as in something aimed at kids

[trim gyro]

and it was basically just to mess with the MC

which it did

[manic rivet]

Poor Shido had to open kindergarden xD

[lilac merlin]

new nier

(fake probably)

[manic rivet]

Looking forward for some GTA VI announcements

[lilac merlin]

#off-topic

[manic rivet]

thanks for reminding mate ❤️

[light fable]

Yamato announcement (also fake)

[trim gyro]

TLR has an alien skunk whose... emanations temporarily de-age people, it shows up surprisingly often

[manic rivet]

Oh right, Yamato release tomorrow #trust

or Enterprise Retrofit

[light fable]

Or Azur lane 2

And to celebrate Azur lane 2, it will also collab with Kancolle

[lusty marsh]

Hello im lane

[light fable]

No, your Lain

[manic rivet]

Yamato from Kancolle will be special guest in Azur Lane and will take place of our Yamato, because our Yamato is nowhere to be found xD

[trim gyro]

also Lala has been de-aged for a while because she used too much power in a fight, yes that is a thing for her species
her dad had it too

[light fable]

Lala? As in to love ru?

[trim gyro]

yes

[light fable]

Man I loved that anime. Still have all the blue rays

[manic rivet]

Based

[trim gyro]

anyway it is a bit surprising how often characters turn into children in TLR

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/cunk-earth-philomena-egypt-pyramids-gif-1842547420969447960

[trim gyro]

given just how lewd it is

[light fable]

Momo was the best character of all

[trim gyro]

Momo comes into AL and basically goes "okay harem plan here we go"

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-drool-gif-22065079

[gentle charm]

I have an old dubious creature to bestow upon thou

[trim gyro]

not that she'd have to try very hard

[manic rivet]

Imagine if they all turned into mommies. I feel like it might end up badly for MC

[light fable]

We aren't Rito. We are Shikkan!

[manic rivet]

@lilac merlin can you remind user to move to #off-topic, thanks

[trim gyro]

my headcanon is they all become mommies after the series ends anyway

[manic rivet]

Absolutely based

Did all waifus appeared in collab

[trim gyro]

I suppose Mikan is already a mommy

[manic rivet]

or there is chance for part 2?

[gentle charm]

Mika from GuP, but as an adult, I wonder

[trim gyro]

we didn't get all of them, but I couldn't possibly say if that means there's a chance

[manic rivet]

we just have to cope

Would be amazing if Senran Kagura return

[trim gyro]

I would not mind getting the other girls, though some people would probably start a riot in here if we did

[manic rivet]

tourists, tourists everywhere and always complaining

[stable plank]

"some people"

[weak parrot]

Spread legs, not lies

[manic rivet]

Sadly in TLR we didn't had dynamic skins

Latter on, pretty much each collab had just dynamics

[trim gyro]

we have almost no collab skins better than static

[drowsy swan]

marie rose is the only one that had the privilege of even having an l2d

[manic rivet]

I wonder if we get any mini-collab with CN anniv

[trim gyro]

that's a good L2D, bit basic by current standards but she looks nice

[manic rivet]

Her static was better 😄

but L2D was really looking good

[abstract edge]

How do I unlock all the endings in the event? Missing endings 2 and 4

[manic rivet]

We gonna get another collab DoA right?

[trim gyro]

never forget Marie Rose exists purely to clown on Sweden

[normal comet]

golden hind just so peak

[stark fox]

Why are you pinging HOFFEN for that?

[trim gyro]

also remember that Marie Rose and Honoka have the exact same face in the games

they aren't related or anything

[manic rivet]

because Hoffen was asking others to move to off-topic

btw glad to see you Pinheaded ❤️

How is your day?

[stark fox]

[manic rivet]

Don't worry, today i behave, just chill convo

[tired crown]

[manic rivet]

Oh right. I don't remember this loading screen, is it new?

[tired crown]

Yes implacable
Give me the alcohol so I can survive 5 days of straight work

[static sparrow]

Pearl my beloved

[tired crown]

That was scarily quick infernal

[manic rivet]

Imagine if she would heard your call and spawn some alcohol in your room

[tired crown]

I don’t actually drink
Spawn in copious amounts of Milo instead

[sour shuttle]

test

[lilac merlin]

In other news

[sour shuttle]

test

[light fable]

Id have a drink with her

[lilac merlin]

Kasane Teto made an official appearance again with Miku in regards to a pokemon concert

the dreams arent memes

[manic rivet]

Who would refuse to drink with her, surely not me

Great drink with beautiful woman

[light fable]

Yes!

[clever gazelle]

Drink?

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-miku-hatsune-kasane-teto-teto-gif-11513933625872555611

[wanton pelican]

I can’t wait to prank Hoffen tomorrow

[trim gyro]

serious question, how many people here did not get that

[lilac merlin]

oh right

tomorrow is Kasane Teto's b-day

the second biggest vocaloid.

[light fable]

Who does not know The shining?!

https://tenor.com/view/the-shining-creepy-jack-nicholson-gif-4636124

[novel bobcat]

The Bullining*

[manic rivet]

Here's Bullin!

[lilac merlin]

non damaged cg's are there.

Since when does RF look like that

[light fable]

Where are they posted? Checked my usual image boards and nothing yet

[wanton pelican]

https://tempesta.azurlane.jp/

[lilac merlin]

sister server had someone post the non damaged and damaged cg's

Naturally, I dont think the non damaged CG's are pushing it

execpt for the mermaid girl

[light fable]

Guess ill wait and see if its posted elsewhere

[clever sierra]

[lilac merlin]

the sister server being Azur Knights Community Server

since its where CN and JP gen are.

[light fable]

Ahhhh.

[lilac merlin]

CN gen is kinda barren while JP gen regularly posts cats

and is still active

[light fable]

EN here is also quite active

Downloaded!

[lilac merlin]

@wanton pelican

[light fable]

Got it before it was deleted

Fast reflexes baby!

[manic rivet]

Oh, it's from JP server, noice

thanks for link

[lilac merlin]

apparently the CBT 2 of AP doesnt have gacha

but the full game probably will

also footage is out

a whole fucking 11 mins

[light fable]

I saw. Already pre registered for AP

[lilac merlin]

jank ass dragon

[silver bear]

Big Balti

Love that artist

[trim gyro]

anyone manage to pull the art from that tempesta game yet?

[worthy pagoda]

I saw the deleted images on Twitter

[drowsy swan]

i did

[lilac merlin]

yes

[drowsy swan]

also the subreddit has it all

[lilac merlin]

check ectl

or the sub.

or the sister server

[runic abyss]

HOLY

[stiff forum]

it got flagged as mature content lol

[stark fox]

Stop posting the nude boats if you value your ability to post here

I’ll fuckin’ turn off images

I’ll do it

[modern dew]

post nude food instead

[runic abyss]

what like nude bread?

plain bread?

[modern dew]

yea

[runic abyss]

whole wheat?

[modern dew]

loaf of bread without lingerie

full grain

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/polly-o-cheese-nothing-nuttin-pizza-gif-5817644302252767462

Get him a bread with NOTHIN

[modern dew]

nuthin

[torn aspen]

April Fools day!

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-dance-happy-dance-gif-13841955

[novel bobcat]

goddamn that defeated golden hind

[stark fox]

[trim gyro]

why are you pointing a gun at yourself?

[modern dew]

new hobby

[stark fox]

Cuz it’ll bounce off me and kill you

[trim gyro]

don't do it pin

[stark fox]

[manic rivet]

Pinheaded dropping April Fool's jokes day ahead

[vivid osprey]

It's already april fools in east Asia

Clown ass mfs

[clever gazelle]

[stark fox]

Remember to tame your dragons

[torn aspen]

Azur Lane "April Fools"

[stark fox]

Oooo.
I like that

Is cute

[torn aspen]

So cute

[signal cloak]

Big bulin yesterday
Smol bulin today

[fierce junco]

i love sheffield

[somber steeple]

i'm appear again

[torn aspen]

[wheat cosmos]

[signal cloak]

Referred to the last year's April fool

[stark fox]

Burin

[modern dew]

balls

[torn aspen]

Old 2025 before.

[torn aspen]

<@&460646206851252224>

[novel bobcat]

<@&472236072743600148>

[fair narwhal]

[novel bobcat]

there goes the free money again

[torn aspen]

Scam fake

[somber steeple]

it must been a wind

[stable plank]

i missed it again

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

[umbral hill]

to my knowledge

[open dragon]

MR BEA-

[umbral hill]

most of these "hacked accounts"

are actually from hacked PCs

as opposed to the accounts themselves being hacked

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/caution-scam-scammer-alert-gif-26591294

[umbral hill]

usually from downloading a trojan

or something similar

from pirated games and what not

[stable plank]

yo ho ho and a bottle of apple juice

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1478854301647503440/20260304_213629.gif

[stable plank]

omg its my wife

[silver bear]

Hullo

[signal delta]

https://fxtwitter.com/pumpkin_paipai/status/2027399942361293018

PaiPai 🥧 (@pumpkin_paipai)

A Sweet Kiss ♡
︀︀Claire Ross (SKK OC) x PoW Doodle ...featuring Aoba?!
︀︀#AzurLane #アズールレーン #アズレン #碧蓝航线 #rkgk

**💬 5 🔁 33 ❤️ 116 👁️ 2.1K **

FxTwitter · Feb 27, 2026, 3:06 PM

[silver bear]

Awe

[somber steeple]

Rahh

[signal delta]

Hey lost

[modern dew]

they're sharing a drink btw

[silver bear]

Heyo Smolensk

[vestal briar]

w

[vestal briar]

su25 better

[signal delta]

I'm hoping Ace combat 8 has Su-25

[silver bear]

Su-25 looks weird imo

[signal delta]

A-10 is so goddamn overrated

[somber steeple]

Sergei eject!

[signal delta]

[somber steeple]

Glazed same as F15

[vestal briar]

i love it

[vestal briar]

yes

[silver bear]

but i honestly prefer Props

to Jets

[signal delta]

At least the F-15 actually does god work,they are the ones that are actually doing CAS

[vestal briar]

i know what your saying

[silver bear]

F-15 at least has the guns to back the boasts

[signal delta]

May I interest you with Super Tucano?

[vestal briar]

i prefer 60~80s jets then new shit

[vestal briar]

love this thing

[silver bear]

Corsairs my beloved

Tiny Tim be upon ye

[vestal briar]

spitfire and lancaster may be basic but damn their nice

[signal delta]

Same,it has a mission against Separatis in my country

[silver bear]

tho i do really love the F-80

[vestal briar]

ooh cool. where you from?

[signal delta]

Indonesia

[hard vine]

Super Tucano my beloved

[signal delta]

Are you the rat ,that like feet?

[hard vine]

im the MVC

[signal delta]

Do you still want feet tho?

[silver bear]

MVC?

[vestal briar]

i enjoy the buccaneer

[hard vine]

[worthy pagoda]

Marvel vs capcom?

[hard vine]

I wouldnt mind some nice feet

[worthy pagoda]

Or Model view controller

[somber steeple]

F15EX Eagle II

[hard vine]

The mods decided to give me the title "Most valuable chatter"

i am very honored

[silver bear]

Fair enough

[somber steeple]

peak strike aircraft

[silver bear]

Ugh

Ive cut my hand and it aches

[hard vine]

I wouldnt go that far

peak dirt cheap aircraft

[jagged gull]

Most Valuable... Cockroach? Cringer?

[hard vine]

[hard vine]

please sir, may i have some pixels

[vestal briar]

no frills but does the job

[trim gyro]

no

[signal delta]

Goddamn discord

Compressed the art

[hard vine]

That foot is in lower definition than Lara Croft from the original raider games

[signal delta]

[jagged gull]

Sorry we only deal in poorly yoinked art from reposters with no credit here

[hard vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/580067275684446209/942467121798070353/image0-7-5.gif

[sage zealot]

Smh people don't even bother downloading the full res version, so lazy

[signal delta]

I usually give some twitter links,but that one has been in my gallery for a while

And probably I get it from here

[trim gyro]

original posts don't happen on discord

[modern dew]

A24 backrooms movie coming out

is there hope

[somber steeple]

hope is not Ai slop

[modern dew]

doesn't seem like it

[vestal briar]

april fools

[modern dew]

its coming out in may

you banana

[vestal briar]

imagen

[hard vine]

[vestal briar]

ik ik

[modern dew]

no

you will get oathed

[hard vine]

[jagged gull]

[hard vine]

hop off buddy

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/press-f-respect-pay-respects-keyboard-egirl-gif-12490772931175630258

[wanton pelican]

Finally have all the art from the April fools minigames

[vestal briar]

[trim gyro]

for those who haven't seen it: https://tempesta.azurlane.jp/
a fun little game for you

[hard vine]

This is inciting us to post them and getting warns

[modern dew]

april fools? but who's april

[jagged gull]

We would never

[hard vine]

[somber steeple]

[jagged gull]

(Not like clyde would allow it anyhow prob)

[modern dew]

bribe clyde

[wanton pelican]

Oh it does let you

[hard vine]

I am the most persecuted chatter

[jagged gull]

thats a first

also what rat said

[wanton pelican]

But the moment I try to post an image of Sirius that’s sfw it doesn’t let me

[modern dew]

maybe because...

[hard vine]

Sirius is never sfw

[modern dew]

sirius

is LAME

[hard vine]

lets keep it a buck

[jagged gull]

I thought we could bypass clyde ngl

[jagged gull]

but you never know these days

[wanton pelican]

Nah

[modern dew]

oh yea this server is on the sfw filter isnt it

[signal delta]

So many mods online today

[trim gyro]

if only I could read what the characters in the tempesta game actually do, oh well...

[jagged gull]

Yet only 3 snarky chatters... Whatever shall we do

[modern dew]

there's a mild setting too

[signal delta]

[modern dew]

[jagged gull]

they make tempura

🦐

[hard vine]

ikr, those chatters need to keep it down

[hard vine]

waow

[sacred oak]

Gm cuties

[vestal briar]

hey hey

[light fable]

Yoink

[slow garnet]

Hmm

[somber steeple]

[teal girder]

Whois on top?

[hearty salmon]

Good night chatto

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-roblox-friday-night-bloxxin-fnf-dance-gif-26685592

[hearty salmon]

I just hit a grueling gym session and rewarded myself w fried chicken popcorn

[hard vine]

everyone knows california boys is the superior version

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/bakabaka8-katy-perry-dancing-mv-gif-7886854

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-dance-rat-dance-weskin-it-weskin-gif-5998073485681910351

[somber steeple]

[hearty salmon]

Ooo Bust a move ooo look at those hips

[violet carbon]

Can't wait for tomorrow

[wanton pelican]

[vestal briar]

tomcat

[violet carbon]

We know we're getting some bulin adventure event

[wanton pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[violet carbon]

Why

[hard vine]

We are getting pirate titties for the event

[violet carbon]

What

[hard vine]

Pirate Titties

Titties from pirates

[hard vine]

Titties so good you get warned for posting them here

[violet carbon]

No event notice

[vestal briar]

the domes on that

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1476872393904492616/20260226_170406.gif

[light fable]

I do one sit up getting out of bed in the morning.

Ill be jacked in no time

[somber steeple]

[weak parrot]

Youre gonna bust

[light fable]

Gloriously thick.

[silver bear]

Im starting to ache in my back

fuckin hell

[vivid osprey]

Good shit man. What did you hit today?

[somber steeple]

i launched 5 on kiddo butai task force

[hearty salmon]

Efficiency I see

[somber steeple]

just for fun

[hearty salmon]

Legs biceps chest and traps

[vivid osprey]

Interesting combo

But I can imagine that'll leave you spent yeah

[hearty salmon]

I just keep going till I imagine tiddies

I see the light of heaven

And they were thick MILFS

[vivid osprey]

I trained titties today as well

[teal girder]

Eww

[hearty salmon]

Had to force myself to do lateral raises

Deadass just gave up when I couldn’t get past 3 reps

[full blade]

Me and Roon made a alien tank

[hearty salmon]

[vivid osprey]

Satan's favourite exercise

[hearty salmon]

An*

[vivid osprey]

Damn good for the middle delts though

[full blade]

Takao is now gonna yell at us

[hearty salmon]

Smh Orby you of all round beings should know that concavity is the right of all sentient beings

[full blade]

totally didn't blow up the repair bay

[hearty salmon]

Shit I just do it to feel like hell

[somber steeple]

I blow it up then

[gaunt apex]

https://tenor.com/view/bo6-bo7-richtofen-call-of-duty-cod-gif-18383999575535843376

[weak parrot]

American mesugaki with giant boobs

[somber steeple]

wind so strong today

[gaunt apex]

Fair winds and following seas!

[light fable]

Gone with the wind

[trim gyro]

did you do the quarter roll before you sent that?

[teal girder]

I'm not round

https://tenor.com/view/dmc-devil-may-cry-devil-may-cry-5-dmc5-maximum-orbs-gif-13860888722517395754

[chrome tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/amor-gif-10758667656717415642

[novel bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/explode-touhou-kaguya-houraisan-gif-27054487

[somber steeple]

[sour gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-live-reaction-live-gloop-reaction-gloop-gif-27579307

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/yeojinvevo-penguin-missile-gif-24226213

[light fable]

[somber steeple]

sticker battle

[light fable]

Yay

[nocturne ether]

damn

[somber steeple]

[vestal briar]

you change your pfp and name every other day bro i swear

[somber steeple]

because funny

[vestal briar]

ig dawg

[teal girder]

[proud island]

Returning from working in the naval district at late night inside a lonely bus.

Next day news

[somber steeple]

[vivid osprey]

Name tag goes hard

[trim gyro]

now... without actually posting links, does anyone have a version of the tempesta art that does not have fucked transparency? or am I going to have to fix this shit myself when I have the time?

[chrome tulip]

I do have 'em as .webp's

Transparency stays when I import them into GIMP

@trim gyro want me to DM them to you?

[trim gyro]

sure

[chrome tulip]

I'm gonna convert them to PNGs first; Discord does not like WEBPs as far as I know.

[vivid osprey]

Correct

[chrome tulip]

somehow

[novel bobcat]

nobody likes webp

except google...

[vestal briar]

WEBPs sucks

[static sparrow]

Bulin bullying burin

[somber steeple]

folk what this suppose to mean

[stable plank]

yeah here u go

[light fable]

Send them to me too if possible

[peak vapor]

true…

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/drifloon-pokemon-drifblim-ghost-gif-22869609

[somber steeple]

Folk

Are you sort of analog horror something

[chrome tulip]

I got you

[peak vapor]

i wish

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-thank-you-bow-steve-carell-gif-5009516783019270794

[peak vapor]

born to be an eldritch horror, forced to be a gooner daughter 🥹🥀

(its pretty rough)

[chrome tulip]

Nahh, it's based

[somber steeple]

[peak vapor]

[somber steeple]

Sticker battle

[peak vapor]

[chrome tulip]

STICKER BATTLE!

[somber steeple]

LET'S GO EMOJI/STICKER WARFARE

[somber steeple]

Go go my F15

[peak vapor]

STICKER / EMOJI WAR STRIKES NOW!!!

[somber steeple]

[peak vapor]

not related but whos the best yandere gal

[chrome tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477673790778376263/GIF_20251220_180546_046.gif

[rustic sapphire]

Thicc

[vivid osprey]

Breed

[chrome tulip]

I'll be throwing gifs aswell

[peak vapor]

👀

[chrome tulip]

Only AL related or in general?

[peak vapor]

AL related

for some reason, i yearn for more yandere characters

[chrome tulip]

Me aswell

[peak vapor]

i dont want tsundere characters, and dandere ones either, yostar.

i want yandereslop ❤️‍🩹

maybe yangire too…

[chrome tulip]

But I think AL's yanderes are a bit ... lackluster in terms of yandere-ness?

[somber steeple]

[chrome tulip]

Like they are some kind of beta yandere

[chrome tulip]

Nothing compared agains a Yuno (Mirai Nikki) or Sato (Happy Sugar Life)

[vivid osprey]

They are generally just generic starter package yandere

Play it safe

[peak vapor]

ouhh

what a bother

[chrome tulip]

Yeah

[peak vapor]

didnt know they were like basic yanderes

not basic but like

yanderes for starters or sum

[chrome tulip]

But I do remember Taihou being kind of "nerfed" over the years?

[peak vapor]

nerfed…? like

stats n stuff?

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1465656547718860821/20251230_191049.gif

[peak vapor]

im jealous that my friend has taihou 🫩✌️

[chrome tulip]

Being an actual yandere. When she first came out it really felt like she was trying to be skk's only one, but over the years this was kind of dialed back

Felt more like she was being just thirsty af

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472215069512175769/20260207_175556.gif

[peak vapor]

thats stupid, even really bothering

[chrome tulip]

I think it's best noticable if we would be comparing voice lines of her skins from all over the years.

[peak vapor]

yeah

[somber steeple]

[peak vapor]

pretty depressing that taihou’s lines are just

[chrome tulip]

... could also be just me; I look forward to some other stance on it.

[peak vapor]

taihou’s lines are just plain basic now

is it the same for akagi?

[rain valley]

taihou was always kinda basic
she's just been overshadowed by more interesting characters imo

[peak vapor]

ouhh

what about my girl roon?

[peak vapor]

ik she isnt one but she interests me alot

[rain valley]

roon is one of the girls who makes taihou look boring
because roon is a 'skk is mine and only mine' type while explcitly threatening and hating the other girls

[somber steeple]

SpongeBob squarepants toothpaste

[peak vapor]

ouhhh

[vestal briar]

doodlebob

[chrome tulip]

Akagi was the very first yandere to appear in AL (I think shes been with us since release lol); but I do think she has not changed at all. Also less being "yandere" than Taihou; otherwise Taihou probably wouldn't had a big impact back than.

[somber steeple]

[peak vapor]

ahh

[rain valley]

Akagi's less yandere, more just a psycopath

[chrome tulip]

I also think of Roon more as just yangire and not yandere

[rain valley]

which also make her more interesting than taihou

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1354806593493012630/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[rustic sapphire]

What is yangire

[peak vapor]

so uh

[chrome tulip]

... which could be just like Taihou's case, just being dialed back.

[somber steeple]

Current listening to linkin park

[peak vapor]

yangire is more violent and descructable than a yandere

[static sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483415008875643001/mog_nurse.gif

[rustic sapphire]

Yes ? I only know yandere

[rustic sapphire]

Ah i see

[chrome tulip]

You know Kurumi from Date A Live? She is being considered the prime example of a yangire

Or Lucy from Elfen Lied

[rustic sapphire]

Ah i see

[peak vapor]

yea!

[somber steeple]

Pfp changed 3662674th times

[vestal briar]

Dude

Pick one

[jade charm]

hyelo

[peak vapor]

i feel you

[peak vapor]

hi twin!!!!

[somber steeple]

hear me out

[rain valley]

also no need to announce a pfp change

[somber steeple]

make someone unrecognized me if they don't look at my username or

My behavior

[chrome tulip]

Didn't you have this one already?

[peak vapor]

??

[jade charm]

????

[peak vapor]

my twin js anotha me ^^

[somber steeple]

uhmm

nevermind bout that

[peak vapor]

hi cowpens

[somber steeple]

Uss compens CG-63

wait not 53

it's 63

[rain valley]

wrong Cowpens anyways

[peak vapor]

wait is she supposed to hsve ears

like cow ears???

[rain valley]

yes
and no
and yes-no

[peak vapor]

ohh

cause im looking at that image and i got so confused

[rain valley]

it's unclear between the skins and art

[peak vapor]

hornet 👀

[somber steeple]

Cv12

[rain valley]

wrong Hornet

[drowsy swan]

this one?

[rain valley]

those are cv-12, yeah

[torpid kettle]

yoink

[meager haven]

Date A Live really tweeted Date A Preschooler huh

[fallow juniper]

uhh lads was there an image of this but with AL Lion that existed?

[pastel oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1375084189841625139/Lion_Argh_I_just_let_it_slip_away.gif

[tame hearth]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kashimuart-kashimu

[fallow juniper]

danke very much

[worthy pagoda]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2038983485164232726

하무망Hamumang🍓 (@mumang0)

https://t.co/W2TNDoTWs3

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 2:15 PM

[somber steeple]

[royal sigil]

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1484122685930733669/20260317_175215.gif

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[rose spire]

Cute

[pastel oracle]

[tight goblet]

hmm

[vestal briar]

Insta summon

[somber steeple]

ok linkin park minutes to midnight album is peak

[worldly shadow]

Hmm

Not my favourite

[modern dew]

huh

[dark solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1414367699810779306/image0.gif

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/linkin-park-in-the-end-linkin-park-in-the-end-music-chester-bennington-gif-26242393

[somber steeple]

[vestal briar]

forgot this song existed

[somber steeple]

I don't forget

heard like everyday

[teal girder]

Nube

[nimble dune]

fr

especially hybrid theory and meteora

[nimble dune]

I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT AAAAAAALL

[weak spade]

Eat Infernal

And eat Lion and implaceble

[teal girder]

Lion meat

[weak spade]

Yes

She need food

[radiant glade]

Salty a Niji alt

[light fable]

true. Just a hamster on a wheel. No matter how hard you run, you won't get anywhere.

[torpid kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-19410756

[somber steeple]

that peak tho

[nimble dune]

fr

[sinful vapor]

~Happy Together~

[weak spade]

No she is cool

Fast

[radiant glade]

[pastel oracle]

[sinful vapor]

Infernal and Arc

[weak spade]

[radiant glade]

[pastel oracle]

[weak spade]

Need more Eugen

[sinful vapor]

less Eugen more

[weak spade]

Need i she

[somber steeple]

Uss prinz

[vestal briar]

thought she had a vape in her hands

[molten obsidian]

Manjuu biochip

[vestal briar]

no dont do it

[glacial valve]

Wows: do it

[wanton pelican]

AYO?

[sinful vapor]

Takagi

[wanton pelican]

Hi John

[somber steeple]

[sinful vapor]

my luck has been meh

[somber steeple]

what is this

[drowsy swan]

I miss uto so much

[drowsy swan]

maybe senran kagura can come back

[chrome tulip]

Yo thats actually really nice

[drowsy swan]

I don’t trust them though

[chrome tulip]

Yeah, also questionably on how the franchise will be moving along in generell, with the main game director leaving after Peach Beach Splash

[modern dew]

droppin a mad kagura rn

[wanton pelican]

I’m low on coins

[chrome tulip]

-# which even had an announcement trailer for a new Senran Kagura at the end of the credits 🤡

[drowsy swan]

and I imagine that they are going to tone down a bunch of elements of the series as well to be more acceptable

as in whatever shareholders think is the decision

because at this point, there’s no creative actually in charge of the series anymore. It’s just the people that owned the rights.

[chrome tulip]

If they are doing that, I won't even be considering buying a new Senran

[drowsy swan]

when the person said to suit the current era that was already a red flag in my head

[chrome tulip]

That one collab game with Neptunia was even tamer then a regular Neptunia

[drowsy swan]

Whenever a person says to suit the current era, that usually means that they’re going to morph the series into something else

[drowsy swan]

According to rumors that game wasn’t even supposed to be a crossover. They just did it later and development that’s why there’s very few. senran character characters in it

[chrome tulip]

Imagine a new Senran Kagura being outright a "modern audience" game 💀

[drowsy swan]

then it would be a completely different franchise

The series is about fan service. It was created because the producer wanted to see jiggly boobs.

[chrome tulip]

Yes