al-general

[somber steeple]

Cool

[bleak lion]

Why can't I login with yostar account... Even though I have it bounded

Plz... Tell me if anyone knows

[tiny kraken]

Peak

[tiny kraken]

Ask in #tech-support

[somber steeple]

Word of today

''Rob you local bank"

[violet panther]

will do it in NTE gacha

[somber steeple]

In real lif-

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-daring-today-spongebob-spongebob-meme-daring-today-arent-we-gif-23808696

[somber steeple]

and escape like what dan Cooper did

[violet panther]

do u have flight-ticket for that?

[somber steeple]

Hjack it

[violet panther]

look, if that plane doesn't has rear-door, it's useless

[somber steeple]

disguse as airport security

[violet panther]

it's not about airport security

it's about finding such plane with such door

which is considerably rarer nowaday

[somber steeple]

civilian airliner

[violet panther]

none has rear-door nowaday

unless it's cargo, or good-ol Boeing 727, that Dan Cooper allegedly in and escaped from

[rose spire]

A dark souls 1 playthrough is lowk hitting me rn

[somber steeple]

disguse as airport maintenance crew

[shut crane]

borgir

[violet panther]

again it's not about personnel, it's about finding the right aircraft to RPed as Cooper

[somber steeple]

dk about that find you epic way to escape ig

[violet panther]

well, u can practise that in GTA5

[somber steeple]

do you know to stole private jet

[rose spire]

I might have to do another ds1 playthrough

[violet panther]

if u know how to fly it

[rose spire]

But this time I wanna read through most items

[somber steeple]

read flight manual aircraft you want to fly

[violet panther]

good luck finding fuel, and not alert the control tower

if u can, sure

especially if it's Embraer series

[somber steeple]

another problem

but I ain't do it

[violet panther]

what Cooper achieved, was that he disguised as a passenger in old rear-engined Boeing 727, with rear-door

[somber steeple]

but it's up to you to do or no-

[violet panther]

i just pointed up conditions that allowed Cooper to alledgely did that, in his time

[somber steeple]

Okay we both discussing crimes for hours now

[drowsy dagger]

[somber steeple]

What we should go next folk?

[violet panther]

i guess i'll out for now

[somber steeple]

alr

[cedar hawk]

thank you, azur lane

[somber steeple]

What

What you thank for

[tired crown]

For woman

[shut crane]

thank you azur lane

[cedar hawk]

for being azur lane

[somber steeple]

okay

cool

[somber steeple]

Speaking with natoki for hours just one quote

[ocean pawn]

MY OWARIS HAVE ARRIVED

MY OWARIS ARE HEREEEEE

[violet panther]

your "End" has arrived?

[ocean pawn]

the end to my 4 month suffering..yes

..ordered it to arrive by boat

usually it only took 2 months

[ocean pawn]

[signal delta]

[cedar hawk]

is me

[shut crane]

dataless

unloggedin

[vivid osprey]

I understand the need for back exercises now

Bless you. Consider getting some titanium spine implants

[static sparrow]

[bright crane]

Oh no, not The Shining again

[runic abyss]

APRIL FOOLS

[bright crane]

Pretty sure we already have the Johnny reference down once

[mental swift]

Oh fuck

It's the universal Bulin again

[bright crane]

Yeah we absolutely did

[mental swift]

LMFAO

[somber steeple]

browning machine gun

[shut crane]

she wants that cake for herself

[vital leaf]

Got free from my friend : D

[bright crane]

"HERE'S BULIN!"

[violet panther]

wreck the door with wrench is more terrifying than axe

and that's "thicc" UR bulin being terrified too

[bright crane]

Kinda accurate tbh

[somber steeple]

is that reference to here's johnny

[bright crane]

Just purple Bulins appearing in our dock like there's a mass-produced factory

[violet panther]

that wrech is also holding a glimmering-heart unit

[bright crane]

Yes, and its not the first time

[shut crane]

and boobs, bulin wants to take burin's boobs too, because it's unfair

[violet panther]

despite that, she's still <140cm tall

[bright crane]

Hey nothing wrong with shortstacks

[violet panther]

u know when UR bulin is terrified of Elite bulin, shits hit real

[shut crane]

rented the lewd doragon - very jiggly

[stiff forum]

The lady who wanted to kidnap me

[bright crane]

That's a taser.

[mental swift]

the spy who loved me

[versed remnant]

Envy, jealousy, hate ah, there are many people in the group have got the test qualification of the blue star.

[mental swift]

on her majesty's secret service

[stiff forum]

"The spy who spanked me"
Gorizia

[torn aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/955040995072954418/1394644661850734602/gf2l29g5xzcf1.gif

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-зенлесс-зоун-зеро-зенлесс-zenless-gif-8243118635818087454

is she even drinking age yet?

[torn aspen]

🔞

[chrome tulip]

Shes my daughter

I allow it

[torn aspen]

Will she born age 18 to 20 grown .

[violet panther]

profile said she's 17

[bright crane]

I can assure you that a whole good number of teens just have their first taste of beer even before whatever drinking age is

[torn aspen]

[violet panther]

i can confirm that

[shut crane]

maybe she's in germany or something

[violet panther]

depend if you define fictional-Eridu's irl reference

[static sparrow]

Real

[rose spire]

Elden ring Bloodborne Azur lane and Dark souls 3 is peak

[violet panther]

have u tried Ghost of Tsuchima/Yotei?

[bright crane]

When they got the Mongols correct only once

[violet panther]

the only semi-major territory of Japan , Mongol could took over before "Kamikaze" nuked them back

[rose spire]

No

If I get a ps5
I’ll prob play them

It’s a soulslike because I said it is

[bright crane]

Hmm

[shut crane]

azur lane is a flooflike

[bright crane]

Imagine AL gameplay being filled with actual firing SEs

[shut crane]

we floof the foxes

so big and soft

[bright crane]

I do wonder where's the golden fox but then I remembered they uhh, make a Carrier Division outta 2 CVs only and not 3

[violet panther]

AmagiCV for that

Unryu-class Amagi when

[shut crane]

Best floof

More amagi is more good

[sinful vapor]

same smug like

[violet panther]

well, she can choose

[sinful vapor]

cause Unryuu too has one

[violet panther]

between Unryu or Katsurugi in traits

[bright crane]

That is a shiny.......dress?

[sinful vapor]

[rose spire]

Amagi fluffy tails

[somber steeple]

hello twin let's take a trip to india

[sinful vapor]

but but but

[shut crane]

Didn't know the game had moments without music

[bright crane]

Magic water aside, is that a USB she holding.

[sinful vapor]

pog I can see her feet now

[violet panther]

is that, Port Timeline NYC?

[rose spire]

YEAHHHH BUTT

[violet panther]

or Yokohama

[runic abyss]

SHES NAKED

[violet panther]

it's nanofluid digital camouflage suit

with programable volume of exposure

[bright crane]

Well, I guess

[violet panther]

see that her stocking is gone

[bright crane]

Distorted-looking nips are still nips

[sinful vapor]

Riche

[violet panther]

wonder if her suit is Tamayori or Izanagi theme

[signal delta]

[lapis fractal]

John

[hard vine]

Where the baddies at

[hard vine]

[devout bough]

she's so cute

hi Richie!!!!!

[sleek cape]

Translating his message: where the feet at

[hard vine]

Hop off buddy

[sleek cape]

I tell the truth and he simply gets offended

Guys this is a very unique creature we are seeing

[hard vine]

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-arknights-endfield-arknights-endfield-chen-qianyu-gif-10239037894987106116

Anyways new photo dropped

[rose spire]

Ohhhh that’s tuff

So real

[sleek cape]

My collection keeps getting bigger and bigger

[rustic sapphire]

That ass

[rose spire]

Cool cool twin

I’m guessing you have exactly 596 photos now

[sleek cape]

Getting there

Goal is to reach 1000

[rose spire]

Yeah real

[stiff forum]

Big sister

[stiff forum]

Another one going into collection good one twin

[sleek cape]

Guess your collecting with me

[stiff forum]

[devout bough]

[ocean pawn]

floof

bote

[lilac merlin]

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_TW/status/2038934301891551240

碧藍航線 (@AzurLane_TW)

報告指揮官 (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

不管你在哪裡，她都會找到你唷😎🔎
然後用魔杖「輕輕」敲響你面前的大門🔧✨
……
「Here’s Buli!」
指揮官，感受魔法少女布里帶來的尖叫和治愈吧🤩⁉️

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#指揮官愚人節快樂

X · Mar 31, 2026, 10:59 AM

[static sparrow]

[violet panther]

UR thicc Bulin is so terrified

[mental frigate]

[violet panther]

Mahou Shoujo Elite Bulin

with a fkin Wrench clenching a sus Glimming-Heart

[austere mesa]

🪓

[violet panther]

nah, axe is old news

u see, that wrench obiterate entire door in

not just holing

[austere mesa]

🔧

[violet panther]

eventhoguh it's wooden door, still..

[shut crane]

[violet panther]

UR Bulin : "Please Purple-chan, u got 2nd skin, please spare me"
Purple Bulin : "Oya oya, you got thicc upgrade, while i stay petite, WE NEED TO TALK, dayo~~"

Gold Bulin : Fk this sht, i'm out

[shut crane]

thicc builins

[austere mesa]

Legend has it if one oaths 67 bulins there will be good fortune

[signal eagle]

Why are there different endings?

That's dumb

[rose spire]

Drinking chocco milk

[violet panther]

[shut crane]

manjuu trying new things

they're innovating

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-future-gif-4767605

[signal eagle]

It's been 6 years and they still haven't given the option to make all text appear on screen instantly

Press the screen, all text appears

[shut crane]

some innovations take time

[signal eagle]

That's the only reason why I haven't been reading any stories at all

If all text instantly appeared, I'd actually read

[austere mesa]

Skip button best invention ever

[bright crane]

Dude's just reading a book rather than a VN

[violet panther]

Manjuu already trying booba-size to surpass ZZZ in Promillia

[signal eagle]

Even VNs have the option to make all text instantly appear lol

[shut crane]

I haven't been reading the story since I've learned it's all BS nonsense yostar came up with

[shut crane]

everyone loves large chests

[shut crane]

boing boing

[violet panther]

Watame Pro-Ara-Max

she seems to be a healer

[chrome tulip]

I'n not expecting anything less from Manjuu

[violet panther]

although i'm concerned of the game's genre

it's closer-related to genshin-type than , let say,, Endfield and NTE

but whatever for now

[safe vector]

Mommy

[rose spire]

Is this…Azur promelia?

Swear I’ve seen her in it

[violet panther]

Anais of Promillia

[rose spire]

[torpid kettle]

Hmmm what game?

[violet panther]

Azur Promillia, by Manjuu

still in CBTing phase

[torpid kettle]

Ah dead game

[crimson kayak]

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/pamiat-merkuria-azur-lane-pamiat-merkuria-gif-23059705

Good morning

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1462174044584415332/20260117_205206.gif

[sleek cape]

Lebron

[violet panther]

or else , shot by 460mm watercannon

[sleek cape]

Ouch

As I’m rushed to the hospital

[violet panther]

46cm-diameter high-pressure watergun is real shits

[devout bough]

46cm but still high pressure

is going to be

insane force

[violet panther]

not as high as hydrolaser-cutting, but yeah

[torpid kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/with-the-force-luke-skywalker-brush-off-star-wars-mark-hamill-gif-16160573

[violet panther]

compare to 20mm high-pressure-milk gun

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1484123598376403026/20260312_203523.gif

[violet panther]

or imagine milklaser-cutting

[tired crown]

Where kron pat infernal

[torpid kettle]

Greedy birb

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1487434794286452806/20260327_221837.gif

[karmic delta]

Bismarck where

[violet panther]

Implacable don't want to be "left behind" by the Mog, Duguay, and Krasny, in obvious department

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-fgo-fgo-morgan-tonelico-morgan-fgo-gif-27174142

[grand lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/eagle-eating-hungry-snack-yum-gif-16343266

[violet panther]

Bald Eagle is federally protected 🦅

[bright crane]

OK I thought the transparent chair was just a shadow effect

[violet panther]

is it glass or clear-plastic chair

[devout bough]

Then she shouldn't have worn panties

[violet panther]

truly a Westminster's Decree

and because Kier Rodney Starmer said so

[gentle charm]

Yeah, usually you want to make it thinner

I work with waterjets

So loud

[devout bough]

yes but imagine the force between a 46cm high pressure

[gentle charm]

Cuts through titanium like it's nothing, making cool sparks

[violet panther]

it's like public sewer pipe draining at full power

[devout bough]

i think it'd just need to be truck mounted

no number of burly sweaty firemen

could hold that

[gentle charm]

Gonna run out of water and preasure quickly, lom

[violet panther]

unless it's 3m-diameter dam-run

https://tenor.com/view/water-burst-dump-flow-gif-16539503

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/furby-cut-laser-water-death-gif-18392600

[violet panther]

cutting-waterlaser is another story

[gentle charm]

That's what I work with, yippe

[violet panther]

i see

[gentle charm]

At my jobsite

We have two of them

Lenin and Stalin

[violet panther]

i only did laser-cut , engraves, especially on MDF

[gentle charm]

Idk why boss named them that

But thanks to them, local stores and many other places have the parts they need

[violet panther]

college's 2 laser machine were named "49" and "Giants"

u can already guess where

[gentle charm]

Giants probably?

https://tenor.com/view/クーちゃん-パーミャチ-メルクーリヤ-sn-pamiat-merkuria-水星紀念-gif-13959564796990449332

[violet panther]

it's name of Baseball and Americanfootball team of San Francisco

[rose spire]

Imagine waking up to that at 3am

Anyway

Hello all

[gentle charm]

San Francisco is lovely

[gentle charm]

Lol

[violet panther]

better if your dog cosplay as spider at 3am

https://tenor.com/view/pets-dogs-halloween-costumes-shopnow-gif-17590971459348805648

[rose spire]

Is this wym?

[violet panther]

rip Jane

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-stars-chicken-drone-gif-1182185235201359796

Angry bird

[vestal briar]

Hey hey

[rose spire]

Rip Jane she was a good rat

[rose spire]

Hru

[vestal briar]

I'm fine

[modern moon]

Operation Spiderweb :

[vestal briar]

On 2 weeks off college rn

[violet panther]

she turns into "a mouse"

[rose spire]

Oh nice my holidays start in 2 days

[vestal briar]

Nice man

[rose spire]

Did she ask for this?

[vestal briar]

How long you got it for?

[violet panther]

Seth did

[rose spire]

Think about 2ish maybe 3 weeks

[vestal briar]

Oh nice

[violet panther]

but well, without Jane, dumpseg yet dorkable snakegirl Cissia won't be alive until now

[somber steeple]

Me when

[rose spire]

Jesus craft

[somber steeple]

2 Blackhawks down in the city

[rose spire]

Christ

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-agir-gif-7412756071816711505

[modern yoke]

Gir wife

[gentle charm]

Do you guys season the pan?

[vestal briar]

3 egg in the pan

[vestal briar]

No

I just season the egg

[somber steeple]

I guess this channel should rename to off topic 2

[violet panther]

depend on teflon-pan or actual wok

[gentle charm]

That's like double glazing apple fritters

[somber steeple]

F15C with 73 Amraam's

[vestal briar]

What's the most eggs you've had in one pan

I've had 6 eggs in one pan

[somber steeple]

5

[vestal briar]

Fox 3 times 24.333

[somber steeple]

Trip to New Delhi

[remote nymph]

Where are those bacons and pancakes?

[vivid osprey]

Unnecessary calories

[gentle charm]

None

[weak parrot]

seggs?

[gentle charm]

I get my eggs from my hens, INDEPENDENCY

[lilac merlin]

Promilia really trying to play things up...

[lilac merlin]

predownloads in CN are ready

[weak parrot]

I get my eggs from donors

[grand lodge]

[vestal briar]

I used to do this

No point buying shitty shop eggs when you can 'grow' your own

[gentle charm]

I got free chickens

Long ago

Some family fued

[vestal briar]

We had a big chicken coop with a friends family

[gentle charm]

One of my cousin's, her boyfriend and her broke up. So he took one of her dwarf hens and dropped it off at our house...

Mind you

It's very far apart

[vestal briar]

Wow

Free chicken

[somber steeple]

talk to me goose

[gentle charm]

Yes

[vestal briar]

I can't reach the handles!

Rip goose

[somber steeple]

I think I should watch topgun again

[weak parrot]

Blue chicken eggs are the best

[somber steeple]

both first and recently

[weak parrot]

imo

If you’ve never had blue eggs and can find them near you, get them

[vestal briar]

hell nah

its terrible

[late frigate]

Yostar should add more ur plane gear
My ur plane prints just collecting dust

[somber steeple]

ok then blackhawk down

I haven't watched fully

[vestal briar]

band of brothers

[rain valley]

people actually dunk on Top Gun? weird

[gentle charm]

I watched it long ago

It had hot men

And women

Cool planes

[rain valley]

dope music

[somber steeple]

idk it's gonna good fighter jet movie ik

[vestal briar]

i think its a bit meh

[gentle charm]

Truth nuke

[somber steeple]

and then stealth 2005

And hunter killer

[vestal briar]

i love the music and the planes but i hate how they made Val Kilmers character

[vestal briar]

watch hunt for Red October

[somber steeple]

dogfight between non existent 6th gen and Su33 looking aircraft which is not Su33

[shut crane]

foxies

[gentle charm]

Po-2

[vestal briar]

saw one yesterday

[somber steeple]

Op-2

[gentle charm]

Really?

[vestal briar]

yuh

i think its the only one in England idk

[gentle charm]

Awesome

[vestal briar]

such an odd plane but its funny

[rain valley]

gifs you can hear

[vestal briar]

saw one of these as well

[dark solstice]

I miss that noise hope it's at the airshow this year again

Ah hell it's gonna be 2028 before next

[vestal briar]

i live next to an air museum where they fly these

[rain valley]

there's a Lancaster in Canada that still flies, haven't been down to see it in a bit

did a tour with the Brits' Lanc several years ago

[dark solstice]

We had one of the Lancaster's over last year not sure if it was your Canadian one or the English one

[vestal briar]

without giving too many hints away it also has the only flying lancaster in Europe

[rain valley]

Canadian one tends to stay in Canada

[dark solstice]

Damn cool I haven't been over to England yet sadly wanna visit so many museums and old abandoned airfields

Plus old nuclear bunkers

[vestal briar]

deff come

[vestal briar]

i have one near me as well

[dark solstice]

It's only a ferry ride away

[vestal briar]

nice man

[dark solstice]

Old unused or active ?

[vestal briar]

its disused but i believe they could get it working again

[hard vine]

my old school had a bomb shelter

[vestal briar]

its a C&C bunker for the government

[dark solstice]

We have one here that was kinda out up for sale for £500mil thats last heard of it still have to find it's location

[somber steeple]

Command and conquer generals

[vestal briar]

real

[dark solstice]

Corsham?

[somber steeple]

peak game

play as china and nuke us base

[vestal briar]

kelvedon

thats the bunker near me

[hard vine]

Clearly the best C&C was Renegade

[dark solstice]

Cool asf

[vestal briar]

it has this sign pointing to it lol 🤣

super secret 😭

[dark solstice]

Fella I watched drove into the outer base at porton down 😅, only got pulled when leaving, crazy how many bunkers are all over

[dark solstice]

Is this bunker under private ownership now tho ?

[vestal briar]

its a museum

so yeah

[dark solstice]

Makes sense 😄

That guy I mentioned explorer a ton of the old ones ones below a village now converted to store files but was related to biological research or something at one time

[vestal briar]

oo wow

[dark solstice]

Forget the active one he was near but there was a red door at one point it's now all blocked off and camera's/motion sensors etc set up

Still wonder how many aren't known off

[weak parrot]

Seggs?

[shut crane]

good foxes

[dark solstice]

What age are you ?

Remember Latimer house

[vestal briar]

we have a bunch of Royal Observer Corps bunkers dotted around feilds all over the uk

[vestal briar]

17

[shut crane]

youngun

[dark solstice]

Awesome I have a med condition not sure how long I will live but my dream is to find out what's under Latimer house

[vestal briar]

it means i can call you uncs

[dark solstice]

50-Year "Do Not Touch" Clause: When the estate was sold in the 1980s, the British government reportedly included a clause in the property deed stating that a specific wall in the basement—suspected to lead to a secret tunnel or room—must not be disturbed for 50 years.

[vestal briar]

oh fuck bro thats horrible

[shut crane]

and I can call you a child

[dark solstice]

Was extended recently by another 25 years

[vestal briar]

ok unc

[shut crane]

ok child

[vestal briar]

keep it up man, wishing you all the best

[dark solstice]

Well it just depends might be fine for all I know on meds for it so always think positive but man I wanna know what's in that damn basement

[vestal briar]

your not even a funcle your just an unc

[shut crane]

good

[dark solstice]

Ones here that still exist are something like that bar that main one for the government

Our government will still be fighting over religion even if they survive 😭

So no point of saving them lol

[vestal briar]

unc

[static kernel]

Do you not see the difference between the style of that and her new skin

[vestal briar]

shame

[dark solstice]

That air museum the one with concord ?

[shut crane]

floofs

[rose spire]

Floofs with fluffy tails I want to lay in

[static kernel]

Comparison here

[vestal briar]

The one near me yes

[dark solstice]

Nice 👍

[vestal briar]

I watched it droop the nose a few weeks ago

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-souz-sovetsky-souz-gif-119513622611232746

[dark solstice]

Guess she was being shy

[vestal briar]

Yeah lol

[dark solstice]

The Vulcan is in a separate museum right ?

[devout bough]

2-op-4-u

[lilac merlin]

https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2038873936101077272

Mahjong Soul Official (@MahjongSoul_EN)

Official Statement

Ichihime has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with this.

#MahjongSoul #Yostar #MajsoulUniverse

X · Mar 31, 2026, 7:00 AM

lmao

[dark solstice]

Good Piggy

[lilac merlin]

Surprised AL didnt jump on this trend

[dark solstice]

Omg Hoffen is alive

[lilac merlin]

about the kit kat stuff

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/its-alive-gene-wilder-young-frankenstein-frankensteins-gif-18871682

[dark solstice]

Isn't it obvious they took a break

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-piglet-happy-pig-happy-gif-11790163727987666887

[vestal briar]

No

[lilac merlin]

Azur Promilia stuff will probably start popping up soon

due to the cn cbt

[dark solstice]

Is it there too?

[lilac merlin]

we already got a loadscreen

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/iroiro07-pig-tongue-funny-gif-8062696

[vestal briar]

Yep

Same hanger

[devout bough]

i hate azur primilairasfasf

i hope that game die

crash

burn

and die

[dark solstice]

Damn nice I got my name on it

[vestal briar]

Ew wtf

[lilac merlin]

I think AP wouldnt be hated if AL didnt nuke in quality

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/iroiro07-pig-tongue-funny-gif-8062696

[vestal briar]

Is this you bro what

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

[vestal briar]

Why is it taking a bath

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-cookie-bed-gif-11367614

[dark solstice]

Bathing to get rid of lice

Nice a clean

[peak vapor]

sneaking my phone in school is fucking awesome

[dark solstice]

Your such a badass

[vestal briar]

I'm gonna snitch on you

[dark solstice]

Snitches get the ladies

[devout bough]

And i get Her

[dark solstice]

Access denied

[devout bough]

She's drunk so i'm taking her anyways

[vestal briar]

No

[dark solstice]

She faking, gonna rob you later

[devout bough]

||i'm gonna rob her back||

[vestal briar]

What if I rob it first

[devout bough]

Rob her clothes to make it easier for me

[somber steeple]

it sure to nice to sail my Iris Dena Moudge-class frigate in middle of Indian ocean

what could possibly gone wrong?

[dark solstice]

Your what now?

[devout bough]

I'll rob her first kiss

[tiny kraken]

Gotta take your best things to something new Ig 💔

[dark solstice]

What if she already lost it?

You gonna have to go find it again smh

[devout bough]

Hmmm

Where would she drop it though

She's been around for like a hundred and twenty six years

So she's been places

Lots of places

[weak parrot]

Buddhism

[dark solstice]

Deffo left it at home under the bed

Or on the floor

[hard vine]

I know how this skin could have been even better

[devout bough]

Good place to check i'll bring her to her bedroom

[peak vapor]

grrr

[vestal briar]

Get back to work

[lilac merlin]

Be like pocketpair

deliver on your april fools

[vestal briar]

Forgot that was coming up

[lilac merlin]

yeah.

[lilac merlin]

but the palworld dating sim is actually real

this time

and is in actual development

Pokemon would never

[trim gyro]

you can already catch Zoe in the actual game, she's pretty good too

[lilac merlin]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3620480/Palworld_More_Than_Just_Pals/

Steam

Pal♡world! ~More Than Just Pals~

This game contains horror elements. Please take care if you are sensitive to such content.

Located at the foot of the World Tree stands the prestigious Private Palpagos Academy!…

Release Date

To be announced

Like the april "fools" vid

actually shows the game being dev'd

https://vxtwitter.com/Palworld_EN/status/2038973026780500172

Palworld (@Palworld_EN)

🚨Love is in the air!

A special announcement video about Pal♡world! ~More Than Just Pals~

An unbelievable reveal that will shock Pal Tamers around the world!

Wishlist today!
(This is NOT an #AprilFoolsDay)

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 1:33 PM

Now only if AL would deliver on their jokes too...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313519221751676928/1486142906975912146/delezie_sip.gif

[runic abyss]

OH GOD

[lilac merlin]

its real

[runic abyss]

jokers dream is coming true

[normal comet]

What's for al april fool?

we got Yamato?

[lilac merlin]

HERE'S BULIN

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_TW/status/2038934301891551240

碧藍航線 (@AzurLane_TW)

報告指揮官 (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

不管你在哪裡，她都會找到你唷😎🔎
然後用魔杖「輕輕」敲響你面前的大門🔧✨
……
「Here’s Buli!」
指揮官，感受魔法少女布里帶來的尖叫和治愈吧🤩⁉️

ℹ️在線更新提醒，全新限時活動即將開啟

#指揮官愚人節快樂

X · Mar 31, 2026, 10:59 AM

[normal comet]

Oh

I see

[pale panther]

bulin bulin

[mental swift]

https://fxtwitter.com/AzurLane_TW/status/2038934301891551240/en

碧藍航線 (@AzurLane_TW)

📑 Translated from language_zh

Commander Report (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ No matter where you are, she'll find you~ 😎🔎 Then use her magic wand to "gently" knock on the door right in front of you 🔧✨ …… “Here’s Buli!” Commander, feel the screams and healing brought by the magical girl Buri~ 🤩⁉️ ℹ️ Online Update Reminder: A brand new limited-time event is about to begin #AprilFoolsHappyCommander

Original text
報告指揮官 (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧
︀︀
︀︀不管你在哪裡，她都會找到你唷😎🔎
︀︀然後用魔杖「輕輕」敲響你面前的大門🔧✨
︀︀……
︀︀「Here’s Buli!」
︀︀指揮官，感受魔法少女布里帶來的尖叫和治愈吧🤩⁉️
︀︀
︀︀ℹ️在線更新提醒，全新限時活動即將開啟
︀︀
︀︀#指揮官愚人節快樂

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FxTwitter · Mar 31, 2026, 10:59 AM

[lilac merlin]

Nikke is like Nikke2

but idk chief

[normal comet]

Shifty got massive upgrade

[pale panther]

It'd be funnier if Nikke 2 was real

[lilac merlin]

The only april fools im curious of

[mental swift]

did she get off of the comms finally

[lilac merlin]

is Stella Sora

It's yostar

and its their first april fools

for their game

[normal comet]

It's just her mesugaki ver

with big tiddies

[mental swift]

wher- what

[normal comet]

Look it up yourself

[mental swift]

where can I even find it

[pale panther]

#off-topic message

[normal comet]

Dayum

milkies

[mental swift]

is she going to be in-game

[normal comet]

No

[mental swift]

Most probably

not

yea

[light island]

[grim torrent]

Serious question, do azurlane have double reset gems ever happend?

[mental swift]

well last year

[grim torrent]

Oh so maybe 1 year reset ? I understand

[chrome tulip]

They do it atleast once a year

[stable plank]

🧇

[mental swift]

they did it on anniversary I think

[grim torrent]

Oh nice

[mental swift]

wait im right?

[hearty salmon]

They’re like Balloons

[mental swift]

yeah they were literally inflated

[lilac merlin]

https://fxtwitter.com/AzurPromilia_ES/status/2038616695938465871/en

Azur Promilia ES (@AzurPromilia_ES)

📑 Translated from Spanish

More images of Anais!!! #AzurPromilia #アズールプロミリア #アズプロ #아주르프로밀리아 #蓝色星原

Original text
Más imágenes de Anais!!!
︀︀
︀︀#AzurPromilia #アズールプロミリア #アズプロ #아주르프로밀리아 #蓝色星原

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FxTwitter · Mar 30, 2026, 1:57 PM

[mental swift]

fuck do you mean they have a spanish account

[lilac merlin]

https://fxtwitter.com/AzurPromilia_ES/status/2038968537830522902/en

Azur Promilia ES (@AzurPromilia_ES)

📑 Translated from Spanish

All Loading Screens for #AzurPromilia #アズールプロミリア #アズプロ #아주르프로밀리아 #蓝色星原

Original text
Todas las pantallas de Carga de #AzurPromilia
︀︀
︀︀#アズールプロミリア #アズプロ #아주르프로밀리아 #蓝色星原

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FxTwitter · Mar 31, 2026, 1:15 PM

[mental swift]

also promilia can be one hell of a fumbling point

[pale panther]

Is Azur Promilia out?

[umbral hill]

no

[mental swift]

nope

[umbral hill]

bottom right looks nice

reminds me of alabama

[mental swift]

idk man they could fumble it real bad considering that this game doesn't even have ships despite bearing the same azur name

[lilac merlin]

Again

I will say

[mental swift]

I pray for the best

[lilac merlin]

the sentiment for AP wouldn't be as bad if AL did not need to suffer for it.

[umbral hill]

why do you even think that "azur" name means it'll have ships

[mental swift]

this is manjuu's 2nd game

[umbral hill]

there has been no precedent

[mental swift]

cuz the first time it bore the name it did have ships

[umbral hill]

the only time

you mean

it's like saying

[mental swift]

idk it's just me

[umbral hill]

oh the game has "lane" in the name

it must obviously have ships

oh, the game has "honkai" in the name
then it must have honkai

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-deglove-degloving-speed-grolemcorp-gif-2628858460915389297

[rose spire]

I just got dm more mr beast twitter things

Free money!!!

[mental swift]

what is a honkai

[umbral hill]

honkai star rail has not once shown honkai lol

in the context of hoyo

[spice dove]

at least honkai star rail is in the same universe as hi3. but yeah

[lilac merlin]

Even the rumored HI3 x HSR didnt really do much

SADLY

I wanted more stuff with Welt possibly returning

[mental swift]

I guess bro 💔

[lilac merlin]

and the crew experiencing HI3 stuff

[umbral hill]

It is an interdimensional alien force with a certain level of intelligence and various emanations whose goal is to assimilate developed civilizations through any means. The Honkai can be spread as energy, through beasts and humans, causing them various symptoms, and can also trigger viruses, natural disasters, world wars, or any other form of damage to civilisation.

[mental swift]

I just wait for what happens upon launch

[umbral hill]

we are aware of something similar in HSR in the form of stellarons

but it is unclear if they are related

[dark solstice]

Finally back woo

[mental swift]

a

[spice dove]

i believe there was a bit of an implication that the honkai may be linked to finality, but uh, not sure on that and i don't wanna start discussing that lore here

[umbral hill]

HI3 end got the collab, and sparkle and sampo appear there
and sparkle in 4.0 made references to "a journey beyond the cosmos"

and to Vita specifically

so yeah in any case

point is

similar name =/= similar concept

Promilia isnt Azur Lane 2

[spice dove]

i'd take the "azur" just as manjuu's marker or whatever

[mental swift]

hmm

[worthy pagoda]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2038585085386162560

Kitaro_綺太郎✨💞 (@kitaro_cos)

#AzurLane #アズレン #アズールレーン #碧藍航線 #碧蓝航线
︀︀こんなタイプの人に出会った場合、彼女と友達になるでしょうか？

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FixupX · Mar 30, 2026, 11:52 AM

[mental swift]

The guy in the bg was like "nah imma head out"

[umbral hill]

what you said torp could be true

but as of now

little evidence to support that

i personally doubt anyways

open world would become open sea

[restive ivy]

I just saw the nayoro skin

[dark solstice]

Omg it's that girl from that game Azur lane

[mental swift]

yeah true I'm just speculating

[umbral hill]

and then you'd get 7.8/10 too much water ratings

[restive ivy]

It made me feel things

I didnt expect the interactions would be that crazy

[dark solstice]

Or an imposter pretending

[mental swift]

more like it would barr you from feeling things since you also get tased

[restive ivy]

Huh you get tased?

[mental swift]

no I am just saying shit since she has a taser

[dark solstice]

Normal day getting tased

[autumn spire]

azur azur

[restive ivy]

Lane lane

[dark solstice]

:Crosswave :Crosswave

[autumn spire]

no

[valid wigeon]

[pale panther]

Purple hair girl feels like a AvP relative

[somber steeple]

hi blonde hair

when you retreat you troops from middle east

[vestal briar]

free money!!!

[stark fox]

Nurn

[echo harbor]

Are you on PC yet?

[stark fox]

No

[echo harbor]

Ah, when does this come out?

[lilac merlin]

dont know

or care that much

just posting news

[stark fox]

You seem to care cuz you are following it

[dark solstice]

Is purple hair purple or blue and red mixed ? 🤔

[stark fox]

Yesn’t

[light fable]

Memories. Found my old post wishing AL a happy 3rd anniversary

[vivid osprey]

This is like fantasizing over someone's dying day on their bday #WatDatMean

[haughty gale]

Now why u gotta make it look like that😭

[vestal briar]

#true ?

[mental swift]

Its not called fantasizing

It's called praying for the better future

[cedar hawk]

🙏

[mental swift]

also

idk if thi would work

but there's no vice in testing

[modern yoke]

Granger

[mental swift]

imma just see if all the stars line up and I get like

6 to 7 air strikes

[austere mesa]

and crash the game

[vivid osprey]

Happy bday grandma, I'm gonna miss you so much once you fucking die so please dont die

[rose spire]

Time to grind ply
mount exp

I’m at 34% rn

For second stage

[light fable]

Doing Opsi. Then off to the event to grind for those rainbow mats

[light fable]

I wouldn't have thought the game would still be here 4 years later.

[mental swift]

why is she bashing me for some reason

[silver bear]

Hullo

[valid wigeon]

anyways heres one pocture i guess

Phillipines about to ban the game

[mental swift]

Fuck Roblox anyways

[valid wigeon]

My only fear as a filipino is that they might use this excuse to what? Expand their own mafia

[lilac merlin]

nah

roblox needed the ban\

[valid wigeon]

this should honestly be a message that your company? fix it

It shouldnt get this bad before governments start Doing something

[somber steeple]

love is air?
wrong!
AGM-65E Maverick

[stark fox]

Hooray

[valid wigeon]

Meanwhile not fixing flood control

[valid wigeon]

Not getting Our own Speaker of the House Arrested for that scandal

[gentle charm]

Seven, I just remembered that you asked.

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[stark fox]

Looks at our President

[valid wigeon]

Yes

[stark fox]

Welcome to the club

[valid wigeon]

The gas Ayuda?

some jeepney drivers get 200 only

while the plan was 5k

then the 4800 is in the pockets of the officials

[stark fox]

Anyway, Angel boat

[valid wigeon]

How about a demon

[stark fox]

Politics bore and depress me.
Booba cures all

[stark fox]

I can grab that, one sec

[vestal briar]

fuck you one uped me

[stark fox]

Devil

[valid wigeon]

anyways.

[lusty ocean]

yo:gurt

[stark fox]

That’s not a boat

[valid wigeon]

kinda intresting ngl, since The picture is a world where its theme is the first World War

[hard vine]

technically there are no boats in AL

[valid wigeon]

And the Crusaders released Some demon

[stark fox]

Trench Whatchamacallit?

[valid wigeon]

Trench Crusade

[stark fox]

Yeah, the one that almost poisoned half it’s players

[hard vine]

All i know about Trench Crusade is that the fans of it are being annoying in my warhammer spaces

[rose spire]

Does he hurt

[tight roost]

how puritans from X want all characters on some fanservice-centric series look like

[stark fox]

And then the company sent toxic minis out and that’s all I heard

[hard vine]

wuh

[valid wigeon]

seen them on reddit

[hard vine]

Toxic as in Resin?

[stark fox]

IIRC they made them with Resin.
Poorly made resin. And it resulted in a toxic mass

[trim gyro]

interesting business strategy to poison your customers, let's see if it works out for them

[hard vine]

I thought they had bought injection mold tooling for their first physical kit

[valid wigeon]

yeah these things

[stark fox]

Nah

Resin

[hard vine]

Luckily i have high enough standards to only buy plastic (except some FW stuff but come on that shit is gas)

[mental swift]

blue

[valid wigeon]

Then theres this

[vestal briar]

yo gurt

[hard vine]

the thing that sucks with warhammer is that whenever you branch out to other plastic kits they never reach the same quality

[somber steeple]

it's over roblox has fallen

[valid wigeon]

atleast we got AL

[lusty ocean]

would yall choose bread or key

[stark fox]

That’s what 20-30 years of dominance does

[tight roost]

rate my editing skills

[stark fox]

[light fable]

AL paintable mini figures when?

[somber steeple]

both

[stark fox]

5 piss jars out of 22 Emus

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/what-gif-6953626580074651869

[valid wigeon]

found this if anyone wnats to paint

[stark fox]

I ain’t explaining myself

[hard vine]

I was sissy hypnoed into thinking gundam was higher quality

[lusty ocean]

is that kaga?

[hard vine]

never again

[valid wigeon]

ja

[somber steeple]

is founding someone playing roblox in gacha game community rare

[vivid osprey]

Lol ofc you're a Warhammer Andy

[mental swift]

oh so this shit was edited mb king

[tight roost]

but imagine if this collab was somehow a reality

[worthy pagoda]

No they're common

[stark fox]

Not enough Wamen

[hard vine]

I dont think Kaga's face would look good coated in nuln oil

[tight roost]

every corner,there's always been a roblox player

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/kipfel-hand-over-coffee-hot-gif-6003965658525775487

[hard vine]

Arknights x Azur Lane collab when

skimpy outfits for the AK girls, comfy outfits for the AL girls

[torn aspen]

NO

[stark fox]

When the Gacha communities stop hating each other

[tight roost]

Azur Lane x Honkai Gakuen 2 when

[hard vine]

i have never noticed AL vs AK hate

[torn aspen]

No

[valid wigeon]

Best idea ever.

[hard vine]

only delusions early on about AK being just as generous as AL

[stark fox]

It’s a China thing

[tight roost]

why

why u no want kiana on AL

[torn aspen]

Please English

[stark fox]

Chinese Gacha players hate every other Chinese Gacha player

[valid wigeon]

anyway

[hard vine]

Oh wait taht reminds me

[mental swift]

either games are equally good why would the community hate each other

[silver bear]

Hi rat

[stark fox]

Stupid elitism reasons

[hard vine]

Pin obviously english only in genchat, but what about widely recognized non-english idioms

like Por que no los dos

[mental swift]

what does that mean

[vivid osprey]

Let's just settle on "equal"

[vivid osprey]

Why not both

[hard vine]

Why not both

[normal comet]

hug mary

[timid stump]

Fallen Angel and Ghost. Good ones.

[lusty ocean]

what is AK?

[hard vine]

Arknights

[normal comet]

arknights

[silver bear]

Arknights

[mental swift]

Ahhhh

[torn aspen]

Never kiana in AL still NO.!

[lusty ocean]

oooooooo

why would either the community give a shit about each other LMAO

[mental swift]

howe sinking

[normal comet]

aponia would be good friend with implacable

[valid wigeon]

Avtomat Kalashnikova

[timid stump]

Himeko would be much better. 😛

[stark fox]

Fallen Angel, Ghost and then the wholesome Succubus

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/efraim-war-dogs-weapon-gif-24825033

[timid stump]

The perfect Trinity.

[hard vine]

Please show the baddie in the background instead

[mental swift]

TRINITY MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/trinity-the-matrix-carrie-anne-moss-gif-24489506

[hard vine]

https://tenor.com/view/trinity-bomb-nuclear-weapon-oppenheimer-los-alamos-atom-bomb-gif-16272589027919557028

[valid wigeon]

Golden Tiger

[vivid osprey]

Because most gacha players are losers with no other redeeming qualities/personalities and so they become tribalist

[somber steeple]

AK74

[timid stump]

Be careful. Pin is Agent Smith.

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-zzz-disagreement-disagree-gif-2514870511680637718

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/agent-smith-smith-matrix-smith-rain-agent-smith-under-rain-gif-4289782157390894446

[somber steeple]

AKS74U

[lusty ocean]

true

[hard vine]

But Mr. Anderson, how will you pull on your favorite gacha, if you had, no hands?

[timid stump]

[mental swift]

I would agree with this because I myself have no redeeming qualities or personality

[gentle charm]

Grow new ones

[hard vine]

truth nuke

[lusty ocean]

i still think AL community are the kindest and most helpful

[mental swift]

en one

yes

[stiff forum]

if only you were here 3 days ago

[mental swift]

but non en one is questionable

[mental swift]

wait it has been only 3 days since that incident?

[timid stump]

There was an incident again? xD

[hard vine]

the bite of '87?

[mental swift]

but it was only centered around a guy

[stark fox]

We are all just here for the booba

[vivid osprey]

I disagree. We've had some meaningless spats (who cares lol) but you come off as an intelligent dude with a broad set of interests

At minimum you are into WH and paint minis. Thats dope dude

[stark fox]

Yeah but he also sucks toes so he is clearly subhuman

[normal comet]

wtf

[lusty ocean]

wtf we talking abt lowkey

[normal comet]

so he's like rat?

[lusty ocean]

im surely missing contexts

[vivid osprey]

If I type out my fantasies here I'd be so mega banned I think my phone would explode in my hands

[stark fox]

Rat is who we are talking about

[normal comet]

oh

[stiff forum]

lmao

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/jordanian-jordan-jordan-amman-amman-amman-tv-gif-15825790447132329420

most peaceful genshin impact and wuthering waves fan meetup:

[normal comet]

my worst fantasy just tentacles
nothing gross

[light fable]

My fantasy is a floof family

Plain and simple

[stark fox]

Tentacles are pretty gross

[normal comet]

is that so

[stark fox]

All slimy and sticky

[gentle charm]

Real

[hard vine]

Silence bugfreak

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-uma-musume-mcqueen-dance-gif-9986915529597770019

[silver bear]

Says the dragon fuckers /s

[hard vine]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-meep-low-cortisol-dance-chibi-gif-17107758709618840273

[vivid osprey]

Explaining to the well-adjusted, normal woman at the gym that they're based on historical warships and not just anime women (I got left on read)

[normal comet]

comparing to my friends fantasy in g word server, mine is considered normal

[hard vine]

Horse Nonsense

[light fable]

"I am going to take my horse and go home"

[timid stump]

Why do you love Horses so much? Boats are so much better! x)

[valid wigeon]

Imagine cavalry charges but it's women?

[light fable]

"well adjusted, normal women"

There's your mistake right there

Go for the goonettes

[vivid osprey]

They scare me

[valid wigeon]

Just wonder, Guess the Mongolians had alot of women horses

[gentle charm]

Hold your horses

[somber steeple]

it might seen crazy what i'm about to say

[vivid osprey]

I wrote a scene in a book where a man held a woman at gunpoint for theatric reasons. Male proof readers went "this is cool". The women uhh

"MAKE HIM PUT IT IN HER MOUTH"
Wha-

"HAVE HER LICK THE BARREL"
O-okay

[valid wigeon]

She's a military grade dragon

[light fable]

Then go in there and say" I wanna smash this cute shipgirl" to assert dominance.

Match her freak to the best of your ability

[timid stump]

You? And scared? Be brave and go to them! 😄

[lusty ocean]

how u got dat font name

[vivid osprey]

Get findommed by discord

[hard vine]

Imagine being a soldier in ww1 in the umamusume world, just sitting in a trench waiting for the 60kph horsegirls to come gun you down

[lusty ocean]

type font used in eagle union events in azur lan

[normal comet]

i read about some horses rl wholesome story and they're pretty interesting
and not a lot of fun fact about ships in my feed. what i found interesting so far is background why taihou is loyal to her commander
but i like bote design more

[lusty ocean]

folk

[silver bear]

Lol

[silver bear]

Genuinely horrifying

[somber steeple]

I forgot sir

I have brain cells same of character in my profile

[silver bear]

watching the Uma charge get blasted by overlapped MG nests

[somber steeple]

Uma's vs FPV Drones

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-lord-of-the-rings-horse-charge-gif-17468559

[hard vine]

wonder if Mongolia used umas trained in archery

[gentle charm]

Machine gun?

[stark fox]

Remember: Ghengis Khan is canonically an Uma

[timid stump]

[stark fox]

[valid wigeon]

Pov: Ze Germans.

[hard vine]

lot harder than you would think to hit a human sized target at 60kph+

[light fable]

I think my joke would get me

[timid stump]

That looks more like the riders of Rohan!

[valid wigeon]

Yeah...

[vivid osprey]

Saw a tweet depicting a Mongolian archer hanging almost 90 degrees sideways from a horse while aiming a bow with both hands. Was quoted like "I get how these dudes conquered Europe now" hahaha

[somber steeple]

Uma's Vs M829A1 APFSDS Rounds

[hard vine]

And umas are probably strong enough to just carry around light machine guns like they were SMGs

[silver bear]

actually super soldiers

[trim gyro]

shipgirls: "pathetic"

[gentle charm]

You understand the point of a machine is to exhange accuracy for volume of fire?

[valid wigeon]

Wonder, if umas were in Girls Frontline would they solo the verse with speed?

[forest sparrow]

Sergeant Reckless Uma

[somber steeple]

Imagine "Gunner Heat Horse!"

[hard vine]

You understand you still have to properly lead at a small target far away?

[gentle charm]

You don't need accuracy when you're mowing down teenagers advancing from their trench, nor horse girls