al-general

[lilac merlin]

SUCH A UPGRADE

[regal mist]

Köln META

[lilac merlin]

shame we needed to wait for a meta

to make people remember her

Appearing now as a regular reward in "Seasonal Missions" starting April 1st (Wed)!

[chrome tulip]

My good nights gift for you

[nova monolith]

Her outfit looks lit, but I hope for a glowup for her personality as well

[bright crane]

https://youtu.be/JPKOpepeoL4?si=FKz6jL8AJEoVcz3F

Imma just post this here

[drowsy swan]

gridman and ultraman

cool

[sleek cape]

Aw all my friends went to sleep in this chat

Fahhh

[oblique dove]

[modern yoke]

[torn aspen]

Hi

[torn aspen]

[modern yoke]

You have broken the law, come with me to the police station

[mellow jolt]

Will the lion come back?

[modern yoke]

[sleek cape]

If you arrest my friend your gonna have to get through me pal

[grand lodge]

Interesting

So dak

[modern yoke]

[teal girder]

go thru you like Ace

or Rengoku

[sleek cape]

[grand lodge]

good so dak

[torn aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1479039027922468904/unicorn-azur-lane.gif

[sleek cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191933272154964071/1452850591482122360/caption.gif

[vestal briar]

Not yet twin

[vestal briar]

But it's 4am so

Goodnight team

[sleek cape]

Sleep twin twin

Good night

[vestal briar]

Stupid day light saving

Night brother I'll catch you later

[mental swift]

wei

[sharp swan]

tactical albacore incoming

[chrome tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/taihou-azur-lane-anime-scared-gif-20548244

[sharp swan]

Send Taihou packing

[weak parrot]

apparently

VCer = viet cong is a racially insensitive joke it seems

[violet panther]

[restive wing]

How cute everytime taihou she heard Albacore she freaky out instantly

Ohohohohoh

[weak parrot]

politically incorrect

maybe

but racist?

????

[hollow quarry]

Since when?

[violet panther]

[weak parrot]

They admitted they were wrong

but I still don’t understand how someone could actually get there

[chrome tulip]

Somehow I can imagine Taihou being racist

Don't ask me why

[solid whale]

what

[chrome tulip]

Like I said

Don't ask

[ocean pawn]

[violet panther]

[long folio]

bro what

[bright crane]

A single torpedo hit and questionable design choices will do that do people

[ocean pawn]

every Al character is racist

[long folio]

enlighten me

[austere mesa]

[bright crane]

Idk man, they aint as bad as Hetalia

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HEfK7_JbwAEAX6S?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

[solid whale]

bro WHY did you have to remind me of hetalia

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[long folio]

reasonable

[violet panther]

another purple bulin skin

[bright crane]

I-Illya?!

[austere mesa]

-# safe from boobafication

[chrome tulip]

You're not

Boobs are everywhere

[long folio]

but
flat chest

[drowsy bay]

Hello

[chrome tulip]

Dangerous things I must add

[solid whale]

every time im reminded of black butler and hetalia i get upset

[austere mesa]

Is justice

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/boobs-l2d-azur-lane-st-louis-gif-14936705241041807639

[drowsy bay]

Do you have some beautiful shipgirls here

[waxen walrus]

Guys AL still has an RNG different per install?

[solid whale]

allow me to introduce you to best girl

[long folio]

the jiggle... on the umbrella...

[chrome tulip]

You even bother to ask; that goes without saying

[solid whale]

best girl

[austere mesa]

Bache is best

[drowsy bay]

Hmm does it jiggle when it moves?

[chrome tulip]

n

o

its static

[solid whale]

this skin is l2d so this one does

[chrome tulip]

But Atago does have some skin that are capable of moving certain parts

[graceful hound]

I probably shouldnt give no fuck on things that wasnt even in my control

[drowsy bay]

Like that one you know

;]

[chrome tulip]

Just one

I think she has atleast two real L2Ds

[long folio]

what certain parts? her rigging?

[solid whale]

atago has one l2d and one dynamic skin

[drowsy bay]

So what's the chat doing now

[solid whale]

the dynamic

[chrome tulip]

dayum

thanks

[drowsy bay]

Pure dynamic

[chrome tulip]

I was pretty sure it was real L2D for some reason

[chrome tulip]

Being horny

[solid whale]

bro i WISH

[chrome tulip]

[long folio]

this skin awakens something deep within me

[solid whale]

it was l2d

[versed quarry]

Uma

[drowsy bay]

Don't worry you are not alone

[solid whale]

id be over the moon if she got a new l2d

if she got a skin as good as takao's recent l2d+ id actually jump over the moon

[long folio]

no man is an island

[drowsy bay]

And dive in too

[long folio]

why is the screen showing the spheres 😭

[solid whale]

her artist cooked with some DIVINE heat

[solid whale]

bc boobs

[chrome tulip]

Takao's tits are just hitting different in her most recent skin

[long folio]

are?

[solid whale]

bro...

[long folio]

your phone is not ready sir

[wanton pelican]

Self sustaining gpu

[chrome tulip]

Growing shrooms is bad MKAY?!??!

[drowsy bay]

Damm the sphere are much bigger

[chrome tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/mmmkay-mr-mackey-south-park-alright-okay-gif-19580399

[drowsy bay]

I can even see it even miles away

[royal sigil]

how?
Just how does that happen?!

[long folio]

bros gpu got a limited skin

[royal sigil]

back to the respawn screen my eyes go

[drowsy bay]

Bro is making ecosystem

[solid whale]

ork mekboy just made a new pc

[long folio]

half natural half mechanical 😭

[mossy pivot]

Phat elf oathed

[drowsy bay]

Why I feel so much pain

[solid whale]

bro they made her so bad for no reason

[drowsy bay]

They made something bad but also :>

[solid whale]

[chrome tulip]

Why Golden Lewd so Lewd

[tight roost]

Azur Lane x Houkai Gakuen 2 when?

[drowsy bay]

If it moves 2042

[slow garnet]

Hmm

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/kiana-kaslana-honkai-impact-honkai-impact-3-honkai-impact-3rd-herrscher-of-finality-gif-18239739045449310194

[solid whale]

thats me when people call atago a shotacon

[chrome tulip]

This is crazy man

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/i-can-explain-spongebob-fish-sandy-gif-19648615

[chrome tulip]

I know many AL girls are fucking horny but they aren't some sluts

Theres a difference

[drowsy bay]

Yeah

We can tell what is the difference and different

[chrome tulip]

Even towards Mogador, the thirst queen, I can attribute some kind of dignity

[long folio]

elf mommy

[sharp swan]

You have a thing for elves

[sharp swan]

99% horny

1% whatever other personality trait she has

[chrome tulip]

101% horny

[hollow quarry]

The ships are horny and skk is the slut

[mossy pivot]

I have a thing for MILFs, pointy ears are just a nice bonus

[sharp swan]

Look up portsmouth adventure

[mossy pivot]

Case in point, my oath list includes FdG

[chrome tulip]

Even though Mogador is horny af, she still remains diligent to some point

Hot take; i know

[mossy pivot]

Wouldn't call PA a MILF, she's just phat

[sharp swan]

Pasadena, 75% happiness and joy, 25% horny

Happiness and joy> anything else

Which is why i oathed her and her only, along with beautiful pink twin tails

[chrome tulip]

In retrospect; Mogador is a great wife

[bright crane]

Like the fact that she has some sense of decency?

[chrome tulip]

She has I think; actually it is only for SKK

Shes horny, yes

[sharp swan]

She showers apparently

[chrome tulip]

But only for him/them

[bright crane]

I do like them lines on some old ships where they learn that fighting and dominance isnt everything and softens up a lot as a result, even if its to a detriment

Yknow, Enty, Takao, Nagato

[sharp swan]

I like ships that are just pure happiness

Pasadena is exactly that and god I wish they gave her a party dress or something that fit her personality more rather than her default outfit

[bright crane]

Hell, just for being a mecha fan added plusses to Enty when she refers to Gurrenn Lagann (her Friendly line) and Gundam Wing (her MVP line)

[sharp swan]

I miss when AL was like this tbh

[grim torrent]

AL free game ?

[bright crane]

Technically

[sharp swan]

Kinda

I hate that the robotic ships are too similar to eachother

[bright crane]

What else.

[chrome tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/kearsarge-azur-lane-azur-lane-skullie-gif-9552082967823651773

[sharp swan]

Bogatyr, Kearsarge, Fargo, etc, always emotionless or have horny.exe turned up to 11

[whole cove]

Wait she says a gundam wing referece?

[bright crane]

Unicorn is more an overt joke referring to Unicorn Gundam

[sharp swan]

Unicorn is indeed a gundam joke

[bright crane]

"Wufei, tell me. How much more people do I have to kill? Zero wouldn't tell me anything..."

[chrome tulip]

Kearsarge stays a hottie; no matter if you call her a clanker or not

[whole cove]

Oh shit I just noticed

[sharp swan]

I rejected her for an elite

[bright crane]

Ayanami Kai's idle animation refers to Sword Impulse's first appearance

[chrome tulip]

You're cooked

[sharp swan]

No I'm not

[chrome tulip]

Yes you are

[drowsy swan]

laffey:”pillows”

[whole cove]

Is laffey an alcoholic?

[modern moon]

yes.

[sharp swan]

In what way

[solid whale]

an alcoholic narcoleptic

[drowsy swan]

Depend depends

they say it’s soda sometimes they say it’s alcohol

[long folio]

facts

[sharp swan]

I am not cooked, I am happier without kearsarge being emotionlessly rude

[hollow quarry]

Oxycola

[whole cove]

interesting

[drowsy swan]

Fiction

[chrome tulip]

I'm in this sentence and I do not like it (but I still do)

[modern moon]

Laffey probably have kidney problems

[solid whale]

eh shes probably fine

shipgirls dont really get sick

etc

[drowsy swan]

Reminder in Cannon ship girls can be shot and be completely fine

small arms can do very little against them

imagine for dark humor you see a bunch of ship girls taking a pistol to themselves just to approve it

[drowsy swan]

amagi……

[solid whale]

shes a special case

[sharp swan]

Anchorage.

[drowsy swan]

apparently that’s average for PR ships

They all start out as basically being young in the head because they have no memories

it’s just that Anchorage had some issues with her wisdom cube that prevented her from mentally maturing

[sharp swan]

Yeah, she's a child stuck in an adult's body

[drowsy swan]

apparently, they fixed that and she’s just doing it for role-play sake

it’s like half-and-half at this point if she’s doing it just for the Lols

[chrome tulip]

I feel weirded out of Anchorage

Thanks to her being some naive girl with her having a overdeveloped body

[chrome tulip]

[drowsy swan]

yep, it turns out that all ship girls are zoomer’s cause they don’t own houses

except for Lexington

[sharp swan]

They almost all have dorms

Somewhere in the world

[drowsy swan]

Which would be owned by the state

So the dorms are all government owned

[chrome tulip]

Shipgirls investing in real estate?!?!?!

dayum

[drowsy swan]

yep, only Lexington does though

[tired crown]

Who the hell is that

[drowsy swan]

yep, Lexington is the only one that actually owns any real estate

[bright crane]

https://tenor.com/view/obaripose-impulsegundam-sword-impulse-gundam-swordimpulse-sunrisepose-gif-2752296112271670110

[sharp swan]

Pasadena spends all her money on office decorations, party supplies, heart stickers, music equipment, trendy things like selfie sticks, and above all, ice cream

[drowsy swan]

bonne hommes richards an essex

[sharp swan]

Idk what other ships spend their money on

[drowsy swan]

whatever they feel like

but once again, this is all government given

[graceful hound]

I wonder do shipgirls have moneys or jobs

If yes, where did they get the money from

[sage zealot]

Realistically they probably get paid like captains of ships considering the navy does all the maintenance

[drowsy swan]

I remember reading the ayanami book if they go over the fact that basically they get paid per sortie

[bright crane]

Well, maids. Thats a start

[sharp swan]

They get paid by scam cat

[graceful hound]

Who pay them?

Shikikan?

[drowsy swan]

it’s government pay

you also gotta remember that there are girls with other jobs

[tired crown]

[drowsy swan]

Richie is a cardinal

[graceful hound]

Hmmm

[drowsy swan]

Nagato is a Miko

[sharp swan]

Wait if shipgirls get paid by the governments

[sage zealot]

I can't get Alsace to work

[bright crane]

The entire maid squad

[drowsy swan]

Queen Elizabeth is actually part of the royal family like they adopted her into the royal family

[graceful hound]

Are shipgirls immortal? I remember yes

[drowsy swan]

yes

[bright crane]

In a sense

[sharp swan]

Then how why the hell is scam cat so greedy

[tired crown]

Just stay away from trees

[graceful hound]

She's only lacked of a little hat

[drowsy swan]

here’s proof

[sage zealot]

You are asking why rich people are greedy

[bright crane]

Its more like theyre immortalized just from being in history

[tight roost]

S&W Model 500 to your head.
you were forced to choose Yukikaze over Yuudachi in order to get 800 wisdom cubes in an instant and have your favorite AL waifu entering your real world.
would you do it?

[graceful hound]

Whatcha mean by that

[drowsy swan]

yeah, this is the only confirmed time. They specifically say an age.

[tired crown]

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/joo-jew-jewl-s4j78-gif-5651286586900019647

[sharp swan]

You would think there is some level of control over a ship girl though rather than a human

[tired crown]

[sharp swan]

But nope she's just brokenly greedy

[drowsy swan]

I think you’re talking about sirens

[graceful hound]

I remember something about NJ almost got her ass shot by vietcongs' artillery shell or smth

[tight roost]

the scene that would potentially get AL bumped to 18+

[languid dawn]

[tight roost]

first gore scene of the game btw

[sharp swan]

NJ is a lewd bunny who needs to stay away from me

[tired crown]

Merry Christmas

[graceful hound]

I thought im a far right, but turns out
Polcom shows me cen-left result

[tight roost]

can someone explain the anomaly of uma musume being rated higher than the likes of NIKKE,PGR or even Limbus?

[drowsy swan]

because it’s associated with horse racing

[sharp swan]

Gambling

Simple as that

Blatant gambling

[drowsy swan]

because it’s associated with gambling, even if they remove the gambling from it,

[sharp swan]

^

[drowsy swan]

It’s why Pokémon got rid of the slot machine in the game because it’s associated with gambling

[bright crane]

Funnily enough, the same kind of adrenaline people get seeing a car race. Also idols

[sharp swan]

Nikke is a friggin anomaly

[graceful hound]

I maybe stupid, but what is "trolling" about in the rules of some servers? Serious question btw

I didnt really get it

[tight roost]

Horse betting,ah i get it why Uma Musume is rated higher than Punishing Gray Raven despite Uma having zero gore while PGR has it.

[languid dawn]

btw, anyone know who is this girl?

[solid whale]

ah so jolly

koln meta

iirc

[drowsy swan]

koln

[sharp swan]

Kolm meta

[bright crane]

Gambling on that 5% spawn rate still LMAO

[sharp swan]

I hate kolm

[sharp swan]

She fucks with my summons

[languid dawn]

oh

the common girl?

[modern moon]

How much do we get paid as the commander?

[bright crane]

Yes

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-idk-this-person-questioning-random-person-this-who-gif-5295285761881556675

[ember spindle]

i always thought we make kashinoloads of money from selling siren scrap

[drowsy swan]

we have no idea, but probably the combined salary of all those military

[tight roost]

gray girl meta but no DoY oath skin

this game is rigged

[graceful hound]

Whos this?

[drowsy swan]

you forget that in universe, the whole thing as al vs Crimson axis was about the use of siren tech and why that’s a good thing or a bad thing

The whole reason for the conflict was because Azur Lane was against using it

even though that becomes hypocritical way later on||

[ember spindle]

right yeah

[drowsy swan]

|| What it turns out that their top-secret military facility in Eagle union is a siren facility and they’re using siren tech||

but no, overall, it seems to be that the money probably comes from the combined efforts of the government

[sharp swan]

GUYS IT'S ALMOST APRIL 1ST

[bright crane]

People pay attention to AL lore since a couple years back?

[sharp swan]

ADULT BULIN DAY

[drowsy swan]

and this is why I would prefer to be part of tempesta

[graceful hound]

The start of new year

[bright crane]

MOAR BULIN SKINS

[drowsy swan]

it was literally a glorified excuse plot that became stupid as it kept going

[graceful hound]

[drowsy swan]

because the idea of fighting your enemies and not trying to reverse engineer, their tech seems stupid

[bright crane]

There is something I wonder

[drowsy swan]

tempesta it’s probably the best situation because it makes it clear that they’re just mercenary pirates that work for anybody that pays them they have no loyalty towards any government

[bright crane]

Hot take btw

When will BBs be phased out?

[drowsy swan]

never

[sharp swan]

Clear world 16 with a bulin

[drowsy swan]

people love battleships

[sharp swan]

I dare you

[ember spindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5llmzJAJfjE

[drowsy swan]

I wonder if this year they’ll make a freiren reference

[bright crane]

Doubt it

[drowsy swan]

I mean, one of their April fools they made a Yu-Gi-Oh reference

[bright crane]

Like rn I dont see AL do refs anymore

[drowsy swan]

and they did a an avengers reference within an animation

[ember spindle]

i want pillar shipgirls again just because of how fucking FIRE the song is

[bright crane]

Hermes already happened as a walking YGO ref

[drowsy swan]

and the avengers one?

were they make Northampton too into Nick fury?

[sharp swan]

Can we get a remaster of determination please?

The foxmines need a remaster

[drowsy swan]

but yeah, come over to this faction you get freedom

[bright crane]

Reno

[rain valley]

ice fren had to be oathed
sword lesbian

[drowsy swan]

OK, but some of them are stretches though

like let’s make Northampton into Nick fury

so does that confirm that Northampton is black?

[ember spindle]

come to the managed democratic central republic

[drowsy swan]

also, they could do the friren reference because they have a bunch of elves

[drowsy swan]

They referenced hell divers a lot

they also referenced a bunch of weird, obscure movies all the time

[solid whale]

reno is a walking iron man reference

[drowsy swan]

like they straight up, had a reference to evolution

in one of the events were how to beat the villains was through shampoo

[bright crane]

Reno's pretty much a honest-to-goodness Marvel fan

[drowsy swan]

and the same event, they had a 40 K reference

the mechicancus fleet

[drowsy swan]

but yeah, this game has a bunch of pop culture references all over the place and probably something we don’t know

[bright crane]

Just that I feel like

Any sort of culture refs to newer titles dont feel as fun anymore

Probably because some stuff's been homogenized while the older ones just didnt

Like them Gundam refs, Kamen Rider Decade (Baltimore) and YGO (Hermes)

[drowsy swan]

Yeah, we don’t have characters that are direct references anymore

https://vxtwitter.com/azurlane_en/status/1847940824564437422?s=46

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

From the depths of the abyss, Tempesta calls for your return, Commander...

Stay tuned for the "Tempesta's Call" MV, coming Oct. 23rd at 9PM (UTC-7)

#AzurLane #Yostar #TempestaCalls

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 20, 2024, 10:00 AM

[drowsy swan]

joined tempesta

[sharp swan]

Pig would be terrified to see portsmouth adventure

[drowsy swan]

why?

[sharp swan]

Idk

He calls her a hideous creature

[cunning sundial]

[drowsy swan]

hey, a girl with a not common body type within the game calls hideous

people asked for a different body type, and Portsmouth is a different body type from the average girl in the game

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-nikke-goddess-of-victory-doro-doro-lick-nikke-doro-gif-3236827015326395661

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/steal-doro-gif-1027805425862452031

[solid whale]

ill steal it back

[tawdry fern]

I'm just here to say that after the last year of boob inflation discussion I was starting to think this community was getting really bad... But today, after seeing whatever the fuck is going on at the Umamusume discord server, gotta say: I'm glad the biggest issue in here is boobs being too big sometimes.

[ocean pawn]

what going on in uma

is it the waifu warfare

with disc mods

[cedar hawk]

Amagi!!!

[cedar hawk]

I am curious, what was the issue?

[solid whale]

yea i was asking one of my guildmates about it lol

[ember spindle]

yeah apparently the official discord's mods have had enough of dumbass tourists expecting the game about equine student athletes to be a harem game

[ocean pawn]

no this is patrick

[tawdry fern]

https://twitter.com/TobatsuShun/status/2037590926630207656

Tōbatsu Shun ထ🔨 (@TobatsuShun)

#umamusume should not have go global

X · Mar 27, 2026, 6:01 PM

[ocean pawn]

yeha...

that

that's delusional

[stiff forum]

It's the same issue as yesterday lol

Crazy

[worldly shadow]

Bruh what?

Crazy

[ember spindle]

al, being an actual harem game, doesn't have issues with wannabe harem protags, so we get to just gush over the ships

[drowsy swan]

don’t call them wives have this

[stiff forum]

Remove the wedding dress then

Crazy logic

[drowsy swan]

they’re not they want that Simp money

[cedar hawk]

Right, this one

[ember spindle]

hey what if the horses were wed with EACH OTHER

[tawdry fern]

Oh guess what?
https://twitter.com/Kurokagi10/status/2037815750996688906

krkg (@Kurokagi10)

@yoidore_otome this is their answer btw

X · Mar 28, 2026, 8:55 AM

[stiff forum]

Oh people can't call them wife but they put the wedding thing to get money lovely people

[drowsy swan]

my issue with that answer is why make it bridal stuff? They could’ve gone with any design except for brides. It’s stupid. They know what they’re doing.

[mental swift]

hestia is a loli

[sage zealot]

Sweet, got it to work

[drowsy swan]

also have characters explicitly be in love with a trainer still in love is that to a crazy degree

[ocean pawn]

guess the main issue is getting the rights to the horses..basically the owners would be less willing to give the rights to the name so

[drowsy swan]

she said she wants you to devour her

[drowsy swan]

give permission to make them wear wedding dresses

[stiff forum]

Iam not sure about story I read less

[drowsy swan]

is it the whole thing that every single design has to be?

[ember spindle]

and then lexington told to regensburg "we are azur lane"

[stiff forum]

that's hilarious

Tho

[tawdry fern]

And people also found out that they may warn you if you post trainer x uma... but apparently femtrainer x uma is ok.

[drowsy swan]

so the people that own still in love are OK with their horse being betrayed as a psycho that gets killed at the end

[tawdry fern]

I wonder why.

[stiff forum]

That's what enty said

[worldly shadow]

I really don’t like umamasume

[drowsy swan]

like the ending of still in love story is very much depressing and sad

[worldly shadow]

Usually the fans are really annoying

[mental swift]

Me neither, umamusume is dogwater

[drowsy swan]

because she basically makes the trainer go insane

[stiff forum]

Idk man you should go discuss that on off topic lemme enjoy boobs I care less about uma community

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1487014433430573076/unryuu_gits.gif

[mental swift]

Yeah

[drowsy swan]

but yeah, overall, we are less insane than whatever is going on with the horse girl game

[mental swift]

True

[ocean pawn]

from mobile game of the year to

..ye

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-uma-musume-oguri-cap-waking-up-cinderella-gray-gif-897563903555834598

[tawdry fern]

Is funny how the reason for that is our game being so fucking horny.

[drowsy swan]

also always win top ranking of best female

[worldly shadow]

Ba and Al are the only kind of those games that I like

Gacha or whatever it’s called

[cedar hawk]

This I actually can half vouch, they either are real chill or the most punchable being in the planet

[drowsy swan]

because those games are not ashamed of what they are compared to many other others

[stiff forum]

No

It's like

[worldly shadow]

The ones that think they have moral high ground for not being a “gooner” game or some shit

[drowsy swan]

arknight fans will look you straight the face and say there’s no gooner elements to their game

[mental swift]

Not because it was good but because it was popular

[stiff forum]

They are possessed by someone

Or something

They can't stop talking about horses

https://tenor.com/view/horse-you-have-alerted-the-horse-alert-alert-horse-horse-alert-gif-10675569724654458517

[mental swift]

who gives a fuck about horse racing anyways

[worldly shadow]

I’m sick of seeing stuff about it every where

[mental swift]

If you don't even know about umamusume

[worldly shadow]

Yeah like who cares

[ember spindle]

yes they're gacha games
common feature being getting characters through what's essentially lootboxes

[ocean pawn]

gonna be real with you chief...the game...is boring..I like the characters but not the game

[drowsy swan]

because it’s the popular thing to care about now because it came out and it’s shiny and new even though it’s been around for like four years at this point in Japan

[tawdry fern]

And then you have Endfield fans wanting pink woman to sit on their faces. ||Based.||

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-gif-6391570776804116348

[mental swift]

you are so fucking real for this

[worldly shadow]

Counter strike is a gacha game

[drowsy swan]

fan separate endfield from arknights even though there’s a bunch of fan service in the OG game as well

[mental swift]

it's both

[ember spindle]

deadass yes

[drowsy swan]

like how girls front lines fans separate each other from two

[mental swift]

It's an fps multiplayer and a gacha

[solid whale]

girls feetline 2

[worldly shadow]

I just associate gacha with East Asian mobile games

[stiff forum]

Actually gfl2 is way better then uma community lmao

[solid whale]

me when bache:

[mental swift]

Even if you're broke you can progress a heck lot even with like, minimal grinding

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-punch-nishiki-kazuma-kiryu-kiryu-punches-nishiki-gif-27449995

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/gs-cingrey-cingray-ep17-cinderella-gray-gif-4576106797339715818

[stiff forum]

Yakuza is goddamn peak bro

[ocean pawn]

love me some toni

[normal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/gs-cingray-cinderella-gray-cinderella-grey-anime-gif-12098685303154742450

[cedar hawk]

Yeah, and then they said either Super Creek or like I don't know, fricking Mambo?? is someone they wanna be with irl

[solid whale]

damn I gave into the voices and renewed my ffxiv sub

[tawdry fern]

John Yakuza punching Ten Years in the Joint guy.

[mental swift]

yakuza mentioned

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/metallica-master-of-puppets-metal-thrash-metal-james-hetfield-gif-5004481132394071709

[oblique sinew]

yakuza mentioned

[solid whale]

i cant belive dame da ne guy would do that

[stiff forum]

How much time you get on this emulator

[oblique sinew]

[ocean pawn]

we truly live in a ...dark age

[tawdry fern]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-nishikiyama-ten-years-in-the-joint-fucking-pussy-ten-years-in-the-joint-made-you-a-fucking-pussy-gif-27449083

[solid whale]

its so dame da over

[mental swift]

if you are a grinder then in 2 days you can get 2 hours of time

now calculate it

spending money is optional just like azur lane

But there's also an invite system

[cedar hawk]

Question:

Between Nayoro and Musashi

[oblique sinew]

i havent gotten on 14 in a few days

[cedar hawk]

who will make more electricity?

[stiff forum]

Electricity?

That's their element power

I think musashi will win

[mental swift]

Musashi makes electricity

??

[ember spindle]

nayoro
musashi seems much more focused on dumping a LOT of energy into a bad guy very quickly, much like a lightning strike. a lightning strike to the face is quite useful for hurting bad guys but not so much for powering things

[stiff forum]

Silly question I know maybe lily saw her doing some Raiden shogun move thought she makes electricity lmao

[stiff forum]

Hell nah ain't spending money on emulator I have pc lol

[worldly shadow]

I think miyabi is pretty cool but I forgot where she comes from

[ember spindle]

if you want electricity from the yamatos you could just hold a solar panel at yamato's tails i think

[tawdry fern]

Oh yeah, I said something about boobflation, and Maya got hit with that.
So now my headcanon is that in her base skin, she's wearing bandages down her uniform and that's why her boobs look smaller.

[mental swift]

i said optional not needed

[stiff forum]

Every ship

Under the sun

[mental swift]

[stiff forum]

Hold it

[solid whale]

hood has been giving her bra tech to everyone

[stiff forum]

I wonder who does it lol

[cedar hawk]

thunder

[stiff forum]

Also

[solid whale]

[mental swift]

guys who can afford to subscribe but not afford to buy a decent gaming pc/laptop

[stiff forum]

It's not a bad deal that you skip the time completely

To get in the pc

[tawdry fern]

Also the newest Azur Lane Slow Ahead chapter confirmed that Nayoro, indeed, has a fat fucking ass and I'm even more in love with her now.

[stiff forum]

And play many hours as you want

[mental swift]

Idk man there is a thing called addiction

[stiff forum]

I somehow got a chiki premium or something before

Long ago

I tried playing GTA 5

[mental swift]

blud got chikii vip

[stiff forum]

[signal delta]

https://fxtwitter.com/ParallelRey/status/1974012286890090753

rey (@ParallelRey)

Happy launch day USS Enterprise!
︀︀Commissioned by @EndULicenseA
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FxTwitter · Oct 3, 2025, 7:22 AM

[stiff forum]

Not now tho it's gone

[cedar hawk]

I mean, to be very fair, it will take 2-3 years of cloud gaming + subscription just to barely be able to afford a gaming laptop

or a PC + peripherals

[mental swift]

they got resident evil requiem locked to vip

[stiff forum]

Crazy

[cedar hawk]

In terms of cost

[mental swift]

also ds2

[oblique sinew]

lmao what.

[stiff forum]

They have done it to fifa before

[mental swift]

but kiwami 3 is free

[stiff forum]

Idk they still have it

[oblique sinew]

ds2 is VIP?

[stiff forum]

Lmao

[oblique sinew]

[tawdry fern]

Kiwami 3 sucks ass tho.

[oblique sinew]

like i dont mind ds2 but goddamn is it rough

[mental swift]

fr?

[stiff forum]

Dev logic the shit players play more they lock it behind paywall

[tawdry fern]

Yeah.

[signal delta]

https://fxtwitter.com/Nyle202/status/2037921351923822885

Nylius (@Nyle202)

Hood cosplaying as Lee-Enfield from Girls' Frontline #アズールレーン #AzurLane #フッド

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FxTwitter · Mar 28, 2026, 3:54 PM

[mental swift]

idk man it seemed decent while I played it

[oblique sinew]

oh yea time to do my gfl2 dailies

[stiff forum]

Springfield

[stiff forum]

Goodluck

[oblique sinew]

wdym goodluck

[mental swift]

it suits her a lot

[oblique sinew]

is just push 1 button and the game plays all your dailies for you

[modern yoke]

Smol

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-frontline-2-springfield-gfl-gfl2-dress-gif-14367985913341249735

[signal delta]

Yoo

[mental swift]

the dp12 in question

[modern yoke]

What's up

[stiff forum]

What's her new name again

I forget

Yh

Uh

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/dp-12-girls-frontline2-helen-gfl2-gif-10189294291931672087

[signal delta]

I'm good, trying to rest

[signal delta]

Hbu?

[cedar hawk]

Helen!!

I love her

[oblique sinew]

getting rank 9 suomi was the best choice ever

[sacred oak]

[oblique sinew]

[mental swift]

oh the dp12 is called helen

[tawdry fern]

I mean, if it your first time experiencing 3 I guess it's okay, but if you already played 3, Kiwami 3 has actually less things than the original, and there were changes made to some key parts of the story that are incredibly stupid.

[cedar hawk]

Yeah, I call her Helen since she is just pure wife material

🙏

[mental swift]

what is the kiwami thing anyways

[modern yoke]

Editing video and Enjoy a cup of coffee

[mental swift]

some kind of a remaster or remake of some sorts?

[signal delta]

[stiff forum]

Oh helen

Make her wear st Louis dress

[sacred oak]

I wanna rub her ears

[mental swift]

dp12 is a shotgun

[stiff forum]

https://community-cdn.exiliumgf.com/prod/1750255299723.gif

[tawdry fern]

I remember a lot of people shitting on Girls Frontline 2 but apparently in the past year they made the come back of the decade.

[mental swift]

idk I dont play the game

might be good might be bad it's subjective

[stiff forum]

I just enjoy boobs

Don't have time to deal with people shitting they will keep shit on games anyway

[bright crane]

They do shit on that one whaling moment and then all of a sudden its no longer a relevant gacha game

[nimble dune]

fr

[tawdry fern]

Me when Fate Grand Order.

[stiff forum]

Nice choice

[lapis fractal]

Nahh it's still kinda ass
Story is not bad when it's not filler and 3D models are also good but everything else is kinda ass, especially the gacha skins

Just that it's par for the course these days with gacha games

[stiff forum]

It's fine man just stick to AL it's your game

[mental swift]

recently chikii started adding mobile games too like genshin zzz HSR wuwa shit like that

[bright crane]

So do you enjoy Kiara? Go play CCC

[stiff forum]

Let people enjoy it

[stiff forum]

What

[sleek cape]

Hi VI

[stiff forum]

Crazy

[stiff forum]

TWIN

[tawdry fern]

Like I haven't. TYPE MOON WHERE'S THE REMAKE OF EXTRA?

[sleek cape]

I am calm now

[stiff forum]

You were high before?

That's rare

[mental swift]

even though there are other far better mobile cloud gaming applications; two of them which I actually use to play azur lane

[sleek cape]

Oi I was excited

[stiff forum]

Getting married with sodak?

[stiff forum]

[worldly shadow]

awww kaga

[stiff forum]

Just get a medium range phone 😭😭😭☝️

[sleek cape]

Already married

[tawdry fern]

Fucking Type Moon I swear to god. Me when the other side of red garden finally comes out:

[stiff forum]

Only reason I will use emulator to play PC game lmaoe

[mental swift]

Im planning on it

[tawdry fern]

https://tenor.com/view/muerto-gif-16250174877271582365

[stiff forum]

no invite for ceremony

🥀

Smh

[sleek cape]

I’m to tired for this I thought it said medium rare phone

[stiff forum]

*steak

[mental swift]

they added stellar blade too but yet again it's vip locked

[bright crane]

Thats a low-end phone good sir

[mental swift]

sometimes they're just ass

[tawdry fern]

Also I saw that people datamined one of the april fools surprises for this year. I won't say what it is but I can tell is really cute.

[stiff forum]

Another paywall shit as expected lmao

[oblique sinew]

oh yea the extra games

the only fate stuff ive ever enjoyed lmao

[mental swift]

It's another purple bulin skin

It all comes back to this

[nimble dune]

🥀

[mental swift]

vantage v12 gt3 2022

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-seeking-the-pearl-dancing-dançando-gif-4527541010006592050

[mental swift]

they got miside

them and all of the other mobile cloud gaming services

mostly

[stiff forum]

That's actually not worth playing if you have pc it pretty sure works every kind of pc lmao

[mental swift]

but well I mean it is only a full 4 hour walkthrough

[stiff forum]

You can try it

[mental swift]

I did

I completed it

[stiff forum]

Nice

[mental swift]

now I'm waiting for peaceful mode

atleast ds1 is free

[sharp swan]

I have about a week and a half now to grind out to try to get choukai

[mental swift]

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-jjba-dio-menacing-jojos-bizarre-adventure-anime-gif-17523620

[sharp swan]

I wonder how painful it is to try to get her

[mental swift]

they also got p3 reload for free

[nimble dune]

peak game

i have it

[mental swift]

cool

[oblique sinew]

persona always a good choice

[nimble dune]

my brother loved persona

just wish he lived to see the release of persona 4 revival

persona 4 was his favorite persona game

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/almond-eye-umamusume-dance-gif-2939206059333302919

[bright crane]

Well that went dark fast

[stiff forum]

Indeed

[nimble dune]

yeah

🥀

[errant yew]

https://tenor.com/view/chaisenoir-cool-lit-dance-gif-13229107

Sup everyone

[normal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-umamusume-mejiro-gif-996651741055021865

[blissful idol]

Moon

[modern yoke]

[worthy pagoda]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468719321087082516/1423677563343077516/murm_lick.gif

[meager haven]

Pie

[woeful mica]

ngl been having a good time on al idk why i ever stopped playing this game lol

[shadow mirage]

Hello, how big is AL on mobile these days? I've been away for like a few months...

[teal girder]

its not like AL is big on anywhere else

[normal comet]

as big as agir tits

[shadow mirage]

I mean as in... How big the game is Gigabyte wise...

[vivid osprey]

Let me check my mobile install

25.24 gigs

no install on 3d dorm etc

[shadow mirage]

Ah alright, thanks for the info :]

[rose spire]

Wsg y’all

[native wraith]

Yooooo

[abstract ingot]

Sometimes I wish Azur Lane had another excuse for their settings

I cannot count above 10 using my fingers

[spiral olive]

Littorio (Black Veil Brides) 🔊 🔊

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Praise The Great Littorio

[normal comet]

Breedable

[lime cloak]

Pineapple pizza

[lilac merlin]

https://x.com/Ratto7R/status/2037820505584189724 ???

らっと@アズレン (@Ratto7R)

汎用型ブリ 新規着せ替え
#アズールレーン
#AzurLane

X · Mar 28, 2026, 9:14 AM

[teal girder]

RATTO

[ember spindle]

akashi is a techbro who has like three game ideas and recycles them on and on. it's like any old aaa studio

[ember spindle]

don't sardegnian ships fw pineapple pizza for some reason?

[vivid osprey]

I'm not getting the daily login reward because of the time shift

lolw

[jaunty adder]

al x uma?

i wanna oath goldshi

[modern yoke]

No

[jaunty adder]

fuq you, go back to getting t bag by a basement dweller on cod

[modern yoke]

[jaunty adder]

[modern yoke]

[lone cape]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1419520591769243649/1478630784163250308/d31.gif?ex=69ca0f3a&is=69c8bdba&hm=3a1f90f9db37ce8b92ab709f198e16c827802e167dc1d6846e929e42c158c165&

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-vtuber-food-eating-gaming-pc-watching-tv-gif-15425393534925414573

[meager haven]

Dawg

[heady pawn]

How in the heck is this still allowed here?

[clever gazelle]

[raven wedge]

what the helly

[tiny kraken]

The Bakupits

Kitasan Black inherited the pit genes

Wtf am I even saying

[shut crane]

how is this allowed here, look at all that cake

[hearty salmon]

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

And i agree

That is a lot of cake

Thankfully I have a sweet tooth

[wheat silo]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-smack-slap-gif-16916525473105238244

me to those thighs

[sleek cape]

The sodak can’t sleep

[mental swift]

son 😭😭😭

[sleek cape]

So the sodak is up

https://tenor.com/view/reze-chainsaw-man-mad-rain-gif-10868974001851336360

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/sandrone-kiss-sandrone-genshin-impact-gif-6601981374604112803

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-spank-sailor-moon-chibiusa-gif-16910479

[nova monolith]

No fucking way

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/chiyono-o-sakura-chiyono-o-chiyono-lick-bakushin-armpit-umamusume-lick-gif-5669028878177619698

[oblique sinew]

hair down bakushin is a beauty tho

[sinful vapor]

yes

Uncle Synd

[oblique sinew]

John

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/furina-dance-happy-genshin-impact-focalors-gif-2798272902118541915

[oblique sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-furina-dancing-glowstick-cheering-gif-108425810148791440

[mental swift]

admins, rinse the chat

[sinful vapor]

Mejiro Bright a qt

[mental swift]

true

she's daughter

[abstract ingot]

what gif incident?

[sinful vapor]

It never happen

[abstract ingot]

oh, armpits

[mental swift]

the guy posting it in here:

[sinful vapor]

[tight roost]

AL x Honkai Gakuen 2 when

[wheat silo]

everu server I'm in i see that damn armpit gif

[mental swift]

It has spread too much...

[wheat silo]

I'd accept it if it was new jersey and me

[mental swift]

of course you would

[wheat silo]

Heh

Man i was drawing rendered the thighs and immediately went back to bed

[tiny kraken]

Girls kissing peak

gimme more

https://tenor.com/view/sparxie-hoyoverse-mihoyo-honklai-star-rail-hsr-gif-6569464363405313241

[low musk]

new

animal

Fox lol

[spiral olive]

I prefer pepperoni pizza

[tiny kraken]

pepperoni pizza is peak

[spiral olive]

Agree

[stiff forum]

MTC?

[low musk]

ye ?

[stiff forum]

bully the rat

[low musk]

ohh

i love The Fox lol

[ocean pawn]

BUT CAN IT DO THIS

https://tenor.com/view/lowrider-bounce-car-gif-17671713

[timber fog]

Why did i immediately see sparxie when i switch server?

[mental swift]

Hydraulic suspensions taken from a bomber

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-mess-with-texas-dont-mess-with-texas-b17-b17-gif-27136530

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkle-sparxie-honkai-star-rail-planarcadia-aha-gif-3498921210989910753

[shut crane]

I can tell you which are the cutest metas

[tiny kraken]

Hipper 100%
||Still flat as ever||

[shut crane]

foch big cute

[low musk]

what

[tiny kraken]

Laffey meta when

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/no-way-but-can-you-do-this-gif-14886634

[tired crown]

Chirp

[graceful hound]

Post tomboys pls

[tired crown]

Chorp

[spiral olive]

Birb spotted

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-bird-funny-song-gif-4392525

[spiral olive]

[ionic gulch]

Grilled barque sauce bird

[spiral olive]

Birb is a eagle a sacred animal 🦅

Do not touch the Birb

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/good-day-good-morning-confused-what-wait-what-gif-8662000680111770010

[shut crane]

nutritious delicious tomboy

[spiral olive]

https://tenor.com/view/eagle-bird-flying-gif-7264036795235984402

[ionic gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1236638837464104993/1256128059950501988/gato_agua.gif

[tired crown]

Calendars can’t stop me
Merry Christmas

[rose spire]

Hello all

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-maomao-猫猫-xiao-mao-gif-12080507476447846296

[spiral olive]

https://tenor.com/view/cockatoo-bird-huh-what-what-was-that-gif-7784157774089406892

Ba ba ba ba bird is the word

[shut crane]

[torn aspen]

[normal comet]

Short hair eugen

[rose spire]

I see a biscuit

[torn aspen]

[rustic sapphire]

Boobs

[austere mesa]

-# hipper boobs shrink back to normal size after 1 min

[tight roost]

what other gacha game fanbase is equal to umamusume pre and post global in terms of how nuclear they are?

[shut crane]

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/ultraman-z-sevenger-ultraman-official-robot-machine-gif-17840470

[rose spire]

Why did you respond with this…

[shut crane]

wife

[hollow stratus]

none

[sinful vapor]

hot wife

[wind zealot]

Question, who should I marry? Hindenburg or August von parseval?

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/baltimore-azur-lane-baltimore-my-beloved-gif-26177521

[hollow stratus]

is august even good

[shut crane]

amagi

[wind zealot]

Yes.

[sinful vapor]

September is better

[wind zealot]

Already married.

[sinful vapor]

[wind zealot]

I think December is better

[signal delta]

Omg Helena

https://fxtwitter.com/abc63211379/status/2038150509702557963

TCKD (@abc63211379)

Helena.META X Helena
︀︀#アズールレーン

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FxTwitter · Mar 29, 2026, 7:05 AM

[wind zealot]

Smash next question

[sinful vapor]

Smol

[signal delta]

John

Hru?

[sinful vapor]

relaxing a bit before going to sleep. you?

[austere mesa]

[shut crane]

Lora the Explora

[cedar hawk]

This one is desperate for oil...

[shut crane]

Nutritious delicious oil

[frank relic]

which one is helmet

[sinful vapor]

yes

[gentle charm]

https://tenor.com/view/pamiat-gloomymalice-stilettohaze-azur-lane-gif-9080618941366779565

[weary trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1248284358138400920.gif?size=160&name=Kal'tsit+Shiggy+Wiggy

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/hestia-gif-18661951

[hollow quarry]

Ex wife

[cedar hawk]

I have noneeee

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/call-look-at-me-see-gif-19712334

[rose spire]

Thanks i understand

[shut crane]

hips for days

[merry robin]

Hello my wifeys sister

[gentle charm]

This is Kansas, right?

[shut crane]

more like hipsas

[gentle charm]

Clearly she's not flatter than a pancake

[static kernel]

Thats not taihou thats magdeburg

[static sparrow]

Wish it was L2D

[shut crane]

if it was l2d it would be seggs

[gentle charm]

🍇

[vestal briar]

Hey hey people

[fierce junco]

goddamn

[tiny kraken]

This is false information

this will never happen

[tiny kraken]

[static sparrow]

Lovely duo

[normal comet]

lmao

2015 facebook post

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-thick-of-it-sentenced-gif-6056590957204854335

[shut crane]

massive

[bright crane]

Whoever didnt realise that romaji's a thing

[tiny kraken]

I was wondering if this was accurate romanji translation but I'm pretty sure it isn't even close to that

[mossy rampart]

New reaction image dropped

[shut crane]

I don't even understand what that nonsense list is trying to do

[vestal briar]

fate worse then death

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472215069512175769/20260207_175556.gif

[rose spire]

I like boobs

[bright crane]

It isnt even close. Japanese hard banks on their a i e o u vowels and maybe add one or two more letters before them just for one single character

[shut crane]

surprise lulu

[gentle charm]

arifurinzumotaki

[gentle charm]

I have her on my passport

[bright crane]

Idk what your real name is, nor will I bother to ask, but that is clearly nonsense

Like, if you wanna say Graham in Japanese the characters will be "gu ra ha mu"

[gentle charm]

Symboli

[gentle charm]

Is what I go by

[tiny kraken]

Hornball

[tiny kraken]

I see

[static sparrow]

Thankies richie

[vestal briar]

nice day

[gentle charm]

Exactly

[vestal briar]

its just cloudy where im at

[radiant cipher]

I love Alsace

[devout bough]

Richie!!!!!

[devout bough]

Gobble!

[radiant cipher]

Hi

[devout bough]

how has it been???

[rose spire]

Gotta start the ply grind soon

[meager haven]

Good luck

[rose spire]

No.

[devout bough]

plywood

[meager haven]

Peakwood

[rose spire]

Why wood….

[meager haven]

Better than pinamont

[devout bough]

because ply makes me wood

[rose spire]

She’s a lumberjack? Cool!!!

[stable plank]

[rose spire]

[devout bough]

she certainly jumps on my wood

[gentle charm]

Rip

[radiant cipher]

Do not mention that name

[meager haven]

Lmao

[radiant cipher]

You gave me a flashback of those pics he posted

[rose spire]

Oh, she must of cut down a bunch of your wood from trees in the garden since she’s a lumberjack and had fun by jumping on it.

[meager haven]

Evil, vile creature.

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/yuuri-gif-5801403741788878996

[meager haven]

Discount Salty

[shut crane]

[radiant cipher]

BILOXI

[rose spire]

Surely not…