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got really weird to me and other things
Im jus trolling yo
but anymore go to dms
Good enough
I have nothing against Lily in seriousness
crazy sticker XD
can you children just pretend to be adults and not start shit over nothing like the rest of us used to?
gone super eird
Damn yo this face reveal crazy
LMAO
this skin is nice

apparently didnt know i was 17 even though she was told multiple times
Who made this bum ass shit bro
Pot meet kettle.
I'm glad Implac have a L2D now
how do you pump these out
Nano, nano! Omatsuri nano!
Me in like 20 seconds while walking home
Uh? Nobody was starting nothing
Oh deary god.
she then was begging mods to ban her it was strange behaviour
I get four eggs a day, I love hens
eggs
Yeah that is entirely on her, at least if you gonna be acting horny then at the very least, make sure it is towards someone appropriate enough
do i need to bring out the 6 eggs in the pan image again
Mr infernal, drink this definitely not sus drink 
Is infernal alive
Tell him I wanna fight
hes sleeping i think
Bitch you woke him up with yo stanky ass breath
The goat never sleeps for implacable
Plumeria is still around this place though
Impla tea not even the worst tea he could be drinking
at least it probably won't kill you
yes, but my hens get killed by foxes
Ah shit dude
I used to have chickens.
Knee reveal
I did too, then I got more after we culling against the foxy
Holy shit
see the retire button? i think sodak asked me for it
Knee reveal
not me
the hornies still here? 
im taking the photo
NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT
these are my dumbass friends who dont understand how to cook eggs
are we deadass how the fuck you guys even eating all that
we were camping and half of them were hungover
VI shut up this is you bro💔
Give me a six egg scrambled egg and I WILL devour it in 5 minutes tops
the fuck is that pinecone head bro
they though putting 5 eggs in one pan would cook them fast
Only you can achieve such a head
That’s literally u bro
birb THATS YOUR FAMILY NOO
No
Who you callin pinhead
You would be the one to beat the “I’m Eggscellent” Challenge
Different species so no
okay lemme use the retire button
buddy woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
Let’s talk about a wolf made out of iron


Yo fuck this fox
I wish
me too
sodak chill twin 😭
I’m chill
he aint wrong tho
Remember. The right side to get up from is actually the left. Just like on a boat, the port side is where all your loading and unloading happens

🌘 🌕 🌒 🤹♀️
i mean ig
I hope your onboard Normandie when it caught on fire
“Supposedly” six scrambled eggs worth.
I WILL devour this in 5 mins with a side of rice too 

no you are not
thats your family...
give brother in the back some too
‘Twas a sad day indeed. Those Yanks can’t do anything right worth a shit.
Eagle eat chicken
Like how T-Rex eat uhhhh tiny dinosaur
Side language

roaches count?
Side language
🪳
have you tried drinking less?
dude 🤣
Why the fuck is Satan himself talking to me
why the fuck will you drink water less
Don’t you have people to ruin bro
Don’t you have a whole hell
Go back
Go on
Shoo
💀
Leave
Hell is ran by AI now

I prefer a personal approach
hell is just the majority of wales
....I didn't get the memo we are run by AI now
source from where youtube?
I’ll take that chance for cold water
Lucifer Morningstar is that you bro
RICHIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
His source is he made it the fuck up

No I said so
Yeah cold water like is cool and all
what if i keep drinking water so i can die faster right
didnt Archangel Michael humble you
The cat is smiling
I’ll get your reboot card
Ironically drinking 5L of water in the span of 3 hours will actually give you water poisoning
Just don’t die
respawn
Just stop typing
You reek
lmao
No
I love cat
Drinking 5L of anything will kill you let’s be real
I will gracefully decline
what the fuck is your guys problem 🤣
Ungracefully
Gobbla 
i even dont know how much i drink water lol
You ungraceful no aura having no majestic having bastard
same here, but my bottle is like 1L so
5L of cowpens milk
probably would, not that I'd mind https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/date-a-live/images/3/31/Mukuro_Shifuru_Form.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20230125110932
5L of clean water you haven’t touched since you were 5
5L of protein
Dak and lily just going at it
have alsace as backup if somehow milk runs out

You don’t drink water bro
Why drink water when you’re water
Have to replenish water
thats my gif
you scallywag
Stole it bitch
yeah
Cause pissing
Do sum about it
fuck off 😡
Awwww man there is a cooldown?
Life isn’t fair
who you calling a bitch bro
Poor Nakhimov
I hope you fly to low on the interstate and get hit by a redneck in a f150 pushing 110.
pull up to Birmingham see what happens 😡
Oh shi no I don’t mess with them Birmingham folks
and take her mom
You got that
Bear is you and penguin is me btw
If you’re human why prove you’re not a robot
Alright thats enough. Even if its jokes. You and lily can take your flirting into DM's now.
exactly sit down
Got that
That was flirting???
No
🤣
Wait so this whole time I was flirting incorrectly damn
You have a weird type of way to flirt if You think that’s flirting
Thanks for the enlightenment
But you do you ig
Mods don’t exist
yeah pipe down
You lucky the mods holding me back yo🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
that only works if you're a pirate
1v1 me in sea of thieves bro 😡
i wont
1v1 me in Fortnite bro
im too fucking good
Pull up
hard to lose a game nobody plays
crazy
This car is coming back on sale I'm happy
Nobody was talking to you
Be quiet when not spoken to
1v1 me on simpsons prop hunt lil bro
Alpha rule number 8
don't care, it's a public chat
Universal Type Bride New Skins.
Don’t care fuck out the spot ✌️
Wanna 1v1 me on the piano
Isn’t luffy monkey d a pirate that guy from one piece
yeah
Nice
If I have to play sea of thieves then you already won
Thinking between a G110 and a G200 right now
me and my crew will run you down dont come near 😡
isn't pretty much everyone in that show a pirate?
Nah I think marines are like marines or sum
which one is you irl?

we are the portly pirates dont try is
New Skins the update to soon!
fella with the fish on his head
I think navy are like navy or sum
middle
marines are like pirates, except dumber
No dumbass navy are people on ships
I think

Firing shinano art like it’s your last day on earth
looks like a Magical Girl skin this time?
Oh yeah marines are the people that help protect world except they more evil
Event for skin free!
magical girls?
Sodak don’t even got tha much I can’t even do allat
start posting sodak ones like theres no tmr
twin
She is Bride
royal marines are the polar opposite from us marines lol
Idk any girls that are magical
Look up
but you like her tho
lmao
But the ceiling is up why look
One skin since the 1st anni and that's it
maybe he saw spider up there
One is Royal
Australia
one of those climbed on the roof and nearly jumped on my head the other day
and the others are just morons
He might try to climb on your face but it’s aight
First time?
far from it -_-
Good
Oh that’s unfortunate
they eat flys
I’m not in the marines I have no idea
I think all spiders eat fly prob
she is NOT tractor certified
She would be actually?
or actually those ones dont really make webs
almost R1
She is already a certified mechanic
ah my mistake then, she IS tractor certified
she will get farmed by farmers instead twin
lots of spiders hunt for food, they usually don't get to eat things that can fly
a fate worse then death
What do I do
crash 😡
Then fly vro
I think you are mistakening New Jersey with Cowpens
im trying to get ending 3 but i can't get it with however the guide says to do 3? 
E
no but she can join aswell even better 
Is that what Barb did to you?
I mean Kron joined so
Actually, now thinking about it, Kron is considered a cow
ew whys it moving
it doesn't actually require all the girls, but there is a minimum yes
Because it has wheels
who even is this
i tried recruiting everyone but the last one and 2-3 yet nothing
ohh your right
Metallica band member
Lowkirkenuinely why do beds exist when I got my amazing soft ass blanket
who wanna reinvent the wheel with me
Metallica band member
Can’t you like get Lego pieces and stack them to make wheels
we need to go further
How much Lego pieces would it take to rebuild Yamato from scratch
afterwards lets build rome in a day
are you maybe mistaken about which girl is last?
i think so?
but i got ending 2
I like Nevada (the song)
Build a country made out of legos
Bitch
Why is Pisscord ragebaiting me
Like Nevada ship girl
why legos bro
She's cool but I'm talking about music
Because legos build
ig bro
Huh
guess whos not invited to my birthday party
you
Vro ion know where you getting these but thank you
you aint even going bro
Effective way to test your thermal conductivity
Peak ragebait 
Everyone invited to my birthday party (except that one guy, fuck that guy nobody care about him)
Y’all know who I’m talking about
this is whats gonna be happing and you aint going
is this why 5090s are hella expensive these days
yeah ima pull up 🥹
NO WAIT I NEED MONSTER JAM
IM SORRY PENQUIN
nah
Make sure to bring solo and Vanilla Coke

twin ❤️
just checking a few things, but it seems option 1 requires only two girls whichever ending you go for
option 2 requires 3 girls total
hell yeah
so if you did not pick the last girl, you need one extra to get that ending
Yo lowk ion even know anymore
This is an actual official Canadian government department btw
still no ending 3 wtf
man 😭
crazy Canadians

you are skipping the girl in vr-9 right?
its about the country tho
Mods called on lily oh no
not the slur
yep
Who called mods
I don't know why they even make it like that 😭
I really don't care. Don't do that again.
Will do
It's not even a slur smh
then I guess try getting all of them, I've literally done it with 3 but the game could be doing something weird
To be fair, sounds like one, and at a glance it kinda is like one
Varia do you wanna go to Buccees with me

Varia hru

Though why did you delete the one with like the actual context?
1984
Since the image without context is even more inappropriate
I was getting to both of them
Fair enough
hi hi
anyways, april fools is next week
tut tut
wonder what al will do this year
azur lane open world trailer
h2o
my birthday is in 30 days
PC port announcement
water bird
Male ships. Except its real
knew that was coming
Yamato
snow will melt in 30 days
now that would be really funny
no
femboy ships
I have hospital duty at April Fools. That's just great 💀
Monkey paw curls
Granted, but instead of female ships with male names, all male ships will have extremely effeminate names
Futa ships 
oh no
hmm
WHENNNNN
Last person who ran around joking about that got banned btw
I NEED
Just fyi
like hybrid ones are kinda

dont melt
Lisa as a 6,5 500kg man
bye bye
by by
how'd you find out?
Friedrich der Große is a hot, motherly woman
So it only makes sense that Elizabeth II is a burly, deep-voiced man
The fuck are you on about
cause you are a femboy
vi has a way of knowing these things
Lily you can’t do that
Shipboys in Azur lane
her hands do not look big enough to control that
I know that artist…
it gonna recoil 💀
tbf its 9mm so it wont have much kick
its only 9mm but i can imagen it flying outta her hands
Don't worry it's formi
Does getting
She will be just fine
Too heavy for bouncing
she doesnt look like it 😭
VI you got no recoil in the back
Nice try
it just hurt when i lean down bro
put the gun down

HOLY back problems of ow and ouch
Leon S. Kennedy as a ship, pleaaaassee
Flatter then a pancake
alr bruh 😭
flatter than Kansas
honestly I would fuck with that idea
I think they might be somewhat disproportionate
fuck them?
brought a gun to a tank fight 👀
sounds good
that too
oh no
yoinked
Blud why is the mag so long
I’m talking about YOU bro
But again, it's Formi
but it was about sodak
Extended mag
They make nsfw
How dare you
mag from an uzi
smol booba roon
USS Laffey 3 when?
extended mags on pistols is such a strange concept
Hopefully never
youre a hater
bro what
The one they preserve has to be scrapped first 
Yes.
another dirty money heaven-sent honey turning on a dime
gordon semean
Dime?
laffey is the best written character in AL, I dont wanna hear it bud
no
mid
no! im with the science team!
I’m erasing this from my memory I wish I could never read in my life again
and they will never watch gay corn alone!
laffey is the greatest
panquin
No wonder she's heavy 
a door left open a woman walking by
Had me scared there for a second mate thought he was gonna fall
GRAVE DIGGER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
this fire tho twin
Hey twin, you’re also fire.
I choose; modern car that is completely unsafe to crush with a monsterstruck
laffey
I choose yangwang u9 race edition
wukong pigsy yaoi
wtf
what kind of fruit is this
Circular what is going on with y out today
I saw it while watching Requiem
1v1 on monster truck stunt battle
Wasn't familiar with your game, Uma Musume. Based

Oh peak
wtf
lol
she did cut down from the full platter
marketflier
owns a house and owns a car a very expensive car by the way one of the only two characters in game that actually drive and in Japan you have to be 18 to be able to legally drive
Are you high?
really said "i told you to stfu cause i got angry dont share it to them"

no
Yes you are
Stunt I did in beamng
my actual horse older than her
_ _
This is funny I
Wait, you have a horse?
wwhat game is this
are we using "the horse is legal" as a defense now?
any of them biters?
like they bite?
yes
if they feel like it, yes
If they fuck it, yes
anything cam be legal if you throw enough money at it
Okay this circle dude is mental
Please help him
Nobody using ts bro
I didn't get breakfast. I didn't feel like making any as I had to wash quite a few dishes for it.
she really doesn't seem too professional
now make it into an emperror class battleship warhammer style
if they are underaged that makes alot of things in the game pretty weird ngl
big ben if he was cool
Racism

I wanna make a joke, but I can't, ommmggggg
there’s so much things in game that really stretch the definition of how old these characters are because yeah, there’s a bunch of romantic stuff that they do in game
Uk becoming scary
everything with what Manhattan Café does to you or implies to have done to you in the bathhouse is very awkward
thats how I feel all the time oomf >.<
these guys always trying to hecking extradite me
lmao

like
it always is
Could
You survive a shot from it
I am going to chaindite you
funny because they actually have wedding dresses as alt im game
HMS Westminster
And who is Big Ben
sms westfalen
bro
I guess count that as an unlucky day
the west has fallen
umamusume is trash anyways
diffrent version of them?
biug chud
Wait I think I know
the giant ass clock tower in london
ah well I accidently said one thing and mods all angry with me
what thing was it?
.<
lol
The bell inside Victoria Tower of Westminster Abbey
yes, here I’ll show you
had me in the first part
yeah thats what I meant
I dont wanna repeat or you'll be angry with me
don’t call them wives, even though they’re wearing wedding outfit
i see
frick you
Makes sense
alright but why tf does Mayaro Top Gun have one
because
turns out that an official server for a game where the cast is mostly owned by criminals might be a bit strict, who knew
She on the Hiiiighwayy to the danger zoneeeee!
it’s funny cause apparently in JP they’re not that strict
nvm I forgot shes lolibait
Wait what
yakuza owns a lot of horses
The jp server isn't official either
Horse racing is their bag

Horse racing, attracts a lot of people, especially owners of said horses are very interesting
you have a bunch of CEOs and rich people and a bunch of organized criminals who love gambling
Who would of guessed
It's one of their ways to launder the money
Like the people making all those trips to a certain island gambling their freedom?
john yakuza
Silly mobile app
explain this
who's the one above
she didnt eat her veggies
They aren't sister ships
Zuihou's actual sister is Shouhou
#rememberAnson
no
pour one out

Idk why I took Gunther Fehlinger for this one. But...since the guy is jacked in irl @rose spire
Uh alr then…
The update New Köln META to soon.!
LEAKED!!!!!!!
happens we already showed that like multiple times at this point, but yes
Cologne? You mean köln?
New meta again ahh hell nah
Laffey at time good morning.
deal with it we’re getting more

Laffey at time 0100 goodnight
Blud it's for the cruise missions
Nah that issue was resolved
can she show up in the next atelier collab?
Idk
Bro wtf is this eldritch entity
I know

yumia villans
that’s the villains that yumia are fighting
less likely
by the way, the dragon is voiced by kiryu
Ohh ok
Wtf
No
how about her?
no not at all you wrong incorrect.
this?
BRISTOL LAMP GUY IS HERE
Fuck you Weird lol
can’t handle women in power suits?
i dont think she had assets quite that large
Delete all
why can’t handle it?

This the only guy who made ayanami uncomfortable
Kill him

Spam again will keep you kick.
slaayyyyyy
Queen!!!
but girls in power armor are sexy
the sex
she boinging now
so how’s the hunting going?
She fas
she's chilling in the dock
Comfy gouden
There she is
any 1000 avrora pearls 🥀
sad that her artist left and made zzz
she made nicole?
they’re the head designer of ZZZ
they’re like one of the main artist for that game

To all Azur Lane community
Which design one you like
bottom left
This?
that’s right I mean left
This?
yes
small world, no?
if they appreciated more in zzz then it's good
doesn't change bache is mid tho
I think
as forgetable as all the other rares
she has similar design with nicole so i thought it's the artist taste
except nicole is better
it’s funny is that she was not forgettable
She still gets fanart made of her today and she had a figure
she’s probably one of the most popular rares in the game
waterkuma be like that he loves smug lollies
The vast majority of his Twitter was just him drawing smug lolis riding bicycles
When eagle union girls come to Japan and have a cookout
Looks great
AnimeJapan tonight's 
Hell yeah

Who dis diddyblud💀💀💀
Who dis chud calling me diddyblud?
because you a diddyblud
Epstein blud back to BA😹
Nuh uh
so much good skins this season
no
youre just jealous laffey loves me and not you 
is that physically accurate?
Im going to need a peer reviewed study with some reference material thanks
research deez nuts
ask yo mom
Your duo got tagged
Blud fucking tased an innocent little manjuu
there is nothing innocent about manjuus
innocent 😏
Their evil bastards deep down
^^^
oo, nice design
Blud it unwillingly slipped
Köln
i remember one guy simp for her
2026 April/May "Season Mission" Rewards
Light Cruiser Köln (META)
Can identify with the glasses
Thanks
she got bigger dragon
You mean the taihou girl?
Of course
No problem
Oh ok
This one is my favourite I think
Her name was Mervak
She and her sister
Oh cool
time to sleep

good night all
Nice, really nice
Looks nice
she looks like she fits right in
with the other royal maids
or an iron blood girl forced to be one
I'm guessing it's work in progress right?
Gn fooki
No
I was lazy back then
Oh fair enough 🤣
Hi
She got banned
Who
hmm?
The girl with that taihou pfp
why he get banned
Why he banned
Racism and anti jew stuff
typical discord ban things
Wait when did it happen lol
FUCK YEAH
dayum, mods actually banned someone for racism
for once
wym for once.
they ban for every one
I wish that were true
who still left ye
so not because of rp?
discord is israeli anyways
don't remember tbh
I gave up on reporting to mods a while ago
So it supports everything until it's apparent and they need to damage control
mhmm
snow, when you turned into hot water?
it's summer

That's why
never
Im gonna be cold water until the fall where I can returm tp snopw
it's snowing here right now lol
Canada's weird like that
She went mental breakdown and started to shitpost racist mêmes, mods warned her one and she posted it again
@radiant cipher twin I’m in Texas
maybe she just ban speedrun
She asked to be banned so y
Yeah she was literally asking the mods to ban her
hmm
Hi twin
Yo gurt
Always yo gurt but never how is gurt
*The Dragon Empery is a major faction in Azur Lane representing the Republic of China Navy, featuring specialized ships that are often expensive to build but strong for vanguard roles. Key ships include the carrier Chen Hai, and cruisers like Harbin and Fei Yun, with a focus on torpedo/gun damage and smoker-screen survivability. * - Me 🩵 💜
she so thicccccc
their top 4 destroyers are russian
Does this game really take place on Earth at all? 🌐
When they gonna add the Fuqing class replenishment tanker
most probably
alternate universe kinda thing

mmmm



