al-general

[drowsy swan]

I like it when they lean into the fact, is that the Japanese ship girls are based off of Yokai

[sharp rose]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2037449775222784119

ワンダーパーラー　クラシカルメイド® (@wonderparlour)

once asked a British friend who works as an English teacher, while showing them our staff,
“If you go to Britain, are there still people like this there?”

They immediately said,
“No! Absolutely nowhere!”

That was the moment my dream was destroyed.
I remember thinking, “So this is probably how foreigners feel when they find out there aren’t actually ninjas in Japan.”

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 27, 2026, 8:40 AM

Guys

There are no Royal meidos

[stark fox]

There are.
They just don’t dress like 19th century FRENCH MAIDS

[rustic sapphire]

Whip me 😭

[static kernel]

Maybe this has something to do with the kind of people who eat up the [boobflation, gooner bait, no naval references] and call people who are concerned "tourists"

[sharp rose]

https://tenor.com/view/belfast-azur-lane-enterprise-gif-4327839024297106801

[sharp rose]

Why live?

[shut crane]

[sharp rose]

[drowsy swan]

and a bunch of Yuri art came from that scene alone

[pastel oracle]

[drowsy swan]

even though I find the ship boring

[stark fox]

Just pay someone 100 bucks and they’ll dress like that

[trim gyro]

I once visited a castle that's a school for butlers, if butlers can still exist then why not those?

[static kernel]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AzureLane/comments/1s4fcs1/how_long_will_it_take_for_al_to_become_like/ocmp6k1/

[sharp rose]

Even better
I'll dress up like that for free.

[static kernel]

it is like seeing your best friend slowly succumbing to their addiction and there is nothing you can do because no one cares until it is too late.

[sharp rose]

I'm a genius.

[stark fox]

There’s a company called “Man Maid” that you can hire a male maid for your home/ Office

[rustic sapphire]

Yuri

[sharp rose]

BelPrise Yuri and OT3 is good civilization.

[trim gyro]

I think that this might be the wrong server for that

[sharp rose]

[stark fox]

You’d be surprised

[worthy pagoda]

just go to a maid cafe

[stark fox]

Plenty of people here would probably love a femboy maid

[sharp rose]

Holy Peak

[rustic sapphire]

I want a tomboy maid

[stark fox]

Like that one cat guy from that one show

https://tenor.com/view/anime-trap-cat-gif-9603693

[hearty salmon]

What a stupid proposition , obviously it’ll be both of them

[simple parrot]

How do I unlock these last 2 memories?

[stark fox]

Tom Butler, even

[drowsy swan]

so you’re into NTR?

[drowsy swan]

you probably have to do the SP mode

[stark fox]

That’s not what NTR is

[shut crane]

tomboys

[simple parrot]

I've already done it though

[trim gyro]

the butler school had excellent service by the way, as you'd expect

[stark fox]

NTR is stealing a married person

[weak parrot]

ntr = narita top road

[stark fox]

What they are describing is a Harem

[drowsy swan]

and that’s what the premise of the scene is

they literally say either under age or married

[stark fox]

Married to you, numb nuts.

[trim gyro]

why not both?

[shut crane]

ass

[rustic sapphire]

Manjuu cant watch this and say "yes that add is fine"

[sharp rose]

Anyway
When did she get an oath skin?!

[stark fox]

Soooooooonnn a New Doragon will join the ranks

[drowsy swan]

I mean the amount of ads that we’re going on on YouTube says yes

[weak parrot]

they don't watch the ad, probably

[stark fox]

2-3 years ago

[trim gyro]

"back in the day" we still got the whole uncle Ben backstory every single time they did Peter Parker as Spiderman

[shut crane]

we've chatted with staff, they know what the ads are like and said they work great

[drowsy swan]

you got a reminder that this isn’t Manju this is yostar en

my favorite is still the Tinder profile one

[stark fox]

It’s also not even Yostar.
It’s whatever cheap ad company they shill out to

[sharp rose]

Why is Infernal Eternal?

[drowsy swan]

I will never forgive this ad for skipping Reno Reno should’ve been the choice

[trim gyro]

ad companies don't care what they're selling, they care about getting numbers and getting paid

[sharp rose]

Now that I think about it, how is Pin eternal?

He's been here for one Azurillion years

[stark fox]

Anyway, my boats are starting to stop gaining affinity and my Horses are yelling at me about racing.
GTG

[shut crane]

honse

🐴

[stark fox]

I feed off the life energy of those I ban

[rustic sapphire]

Hors

[stark fox]

Yes

[trim gyro]

meat grinder can solve at least one of those problems

[drowsy swan]

choose your Nepo baby

[sharp rose]

As long as there is hornt

But I still want less nip, more drip

[stark fox]

I need no Hornt.
Only cute girls doing cute things

[sharp rose]

I will eat your honses

[stark fox]

Not before Shinko Windy eats you

[shut crane]

I wish I could get excited for something

[rustic sapphire]

AL x Uma when

[drowsy swan]

but what does Manhattan Café do to you in that bathhouse?

[weak parrot]

AL isn't real though

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/shinko-windy-umamusume-uma-musume-anime-taunt-gif-6227500858546838188

[drowsy swan]

never

The horse owners would ban it

[sharp rose]

Uma Lane

[stark fox]

I’m busy trying to get Satono Hot Spring.

[rustic sapphire]

I want cute horse boats

[weak parrot]

daisen already exists

[drowsy swan]

|| it happily implies that she gra={| you or at least puts the moves on you really aggressively||

[stark fox]

Uma

[sharp rose]

I will evict all copyright claimants to orbit.

[rustic sapphire]

Her face fckn cute

[stark fox]

She also has a very protective and hyper aggressive Ghost

[sharp rose]

She's a hos?

[stark fox]

Yes, she’s a horse

[stiff forum]

Indeed

[sharp rose]

https://tenor.com/view/lizamadethis-zibai-umamusume-uma-musume-genshin-impact-genshin-gif-265767858939566844

[stark fox]

The thing is she has a very tiny tail

[tight goblet]

hmm

[stiff forum]

Hmm

[tight goblet]

she has a tail?

[weak parrot]

isn't she a donkey

[rustic sapphire]

Where is her tail ???

[drowsy swan]

she has one

[rustic sapphire]

I want to see her tail

[sharp rose]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-amiya-amiya-bunny-amiya-dance-gif-7126037413111323653

[weak parrot]

is that you?

[shut crane]

tail

[rustic sapphire]

Tail not long enough 3/10

[drowsy swan]

if that goes into what type of breed is daisen?

because there’s no way she’s a racehorse

[stiff forum]

Crazy

[stark fox]

She’s a battleship

[rustic sapphire]

Horse breeding

[torpid kettle]

dynamic only 😢

[tight goblet]

hmm

[stiff forum]

Lol another shit wasted for not being an L2D

[weak parrot]

chicken flavoured pork

[drowsy swan]

now I got it anyway, because I never really got the appeal of L2 D

[stark fox]

Not everything needs to be an L2D

I for one like Static skins still

[stiff forum]

ik but it's most likely every good designs

[tight goblet]

static skins are cheaper to make

[stiff forum]

[tight goblet]

L2D do be good tho

[stiff forum]

How much it take to melt you

[drowsy swan]

I just care about the designs being good before I care about them moving around

[stiff forum]

[tight goblet]

kawakaze

[weak parrot]

bache wears golden thongs

[stable plank]

everything must become l2d+ and i will also complain about skin prices being higher

[drowsy swan]

now the artist of that girl is now doing ZZZ

[worldly shadow]

Can I taste?

Actually

Idk who that is

[stiff forum]

Lol

[tight goblet]

hmm...

[drowsy swan]

i

[stark fox]

Lolicon

Prepare to be purged

[worldly shadow]

Idk who Blanche is

Bruh

[stiff forum]

Nice

Excuse

[stiff forum]

🤓

[worldly shadow]

I’ve never played the game bruh

I’ve said this

[stiff forum]

Lol

[weak parrot]

then who is laffey

[rustic sapphire]

[worldly shadow]

I know laffey ✨

[tight goblet]

why u here then.
the is ALO

[worldly shadow]

And Prinz

[stark fox]

Bache is a Loli

[drowsy swan]

The girl from the hit video hop hop

[stiff forum]

What you expect

[worldly shadow]

My bad

[stiff forum]

[worldly shadow]

I did not know

[weak parrot]

sure

[worldly shadow]

Idk why you were talking about that in the first place anyways but

[tight goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/renegade-immortal-xian-ni-wang-lin-donghua-demonic-cultivator-gif-394695367577170871

oop wrong gif

[stiff forum]

No other girls bro got interested in but bro did responded when it's about bache

🤓

[worldly shadow]

I opened

[stiff forum]

I guess

[worldly shadow]

Bruh

[drowsy swan]

https://vxtwitter.com/azurlane_en/status/1739119309778264101?s=46

[stiff forum]

What

That shit is not Vergil twin

[weak parrot]

imagine hipper in a golden thong

[stiff forum]

He knows laffey

[worldly shadow]

I like laffey

[stiff forum]

And uh political stuff

[worldly shadow]

She’s awesome

[stiff forum]

[weak parrot]

political laffey

[tight goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1434554778016284805/1724553581363404.gif

[worldly shadow]

Idk I just like talking to people >.<

[stiff forum]

Lol

[rustic sapphire]

Do you like bratty girls ???

[drowsy swan]

https://vxtwitter.com/azurlane_en/status/1981208962596032645?s=46

[worldly shadow]

Like bratty as in annoying?

[torpid kettle]

yoink !

[rustic sapphire]

Yes

[worldly shadow]

Uh no

Because that’s annoying

Laffey is sleepy

[tight goblet]

Buddy I got ts from u

[worldly shadow]

And awesome

[tight goblet]

get back to work

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-cheshire-azur-lane-gif-26518179

[rustic sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-gif-26420349

[torpid kettle]

nope xD

[stiff forum]

I will just say destroyer

xD

[tight goblet]

get vack to work anyways

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472215069512175769/20260207_175556.gif

destroyer

[rustic sapphire]

Fat destroyer

[torpid kettle]

good destroyer

[worldly shadow]

Why you like annoying women?

[static sparrow]

Also destroyer

[stiff forum]

large destroyer

[tight goblet]

hmm

[stiff forum]

Blessed DDS

[shut crane]

we love destroyers

[tight goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/dudidam-mambo-matikane-tannhauser-vtuber-dance-gif-253137180940701003

[stiff forum]

Destroyer!

[rustic sapphire]

Imagine annual destroyer meeting with mutsuki, ayanami, Félix and co and then Mogador walks in with her fat jugs

[drowsy swan]

yep, you cannot cut off their hair for long

[stiff forum]

Indeed

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477275764000034897/20260228_130241.gif

[rustic sapphire]

You cant get it

[stable plank]

https://tenor.com/view/alm-azur-lane-l2d-gif-21718713

[torpid kettle]

dont turn the lights off-destroyer

[weak parrot]

cockstroyer

[worldly shadow]

Eh, to each their own

[weak parrot]

i see akashi

very slicable

mmmm

[stiff forum]

Cut the ears we will talk

[silver bear]

Cute

[vestal briar]

thought they'd be bigger

[drowsy swan]

that’s what they always say

every single community I’ve ever seen when talking about gotcha characters heights it’s usually like this

[crimson kayak]

I'm still trying to get her xdd

[rustic sapphire]

I want tall girls

[drowsy swan]

hishi akebono the tallest girl in her game in game of uma musume everybody I know wants her to be taller even though she’s 5 foot 11

which is ridiculously tall for a woman anywhere

outside of very specific places

[crimson kayak]

Musashi and FDG are tall

[drowsy swan]

according to?

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1486008729307709591/20260110_175419.gif

[stiff forum]

Looks

[drowsy swan]

turns out they’re 5 foot nine and 11

[stiff forum]

what's the source YouTube?

[vestal briar]

thats what i thought the others would be like

[stiff forum]

Lol

Crazy

[drowsy swan]

They’re not, but I just find it funny that people just automatically assume that they’re all 6 foot tall

[stiff forum]

Keep grinding

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/young-sheldon-source-do-you-have-a-source-do-you-have-a-source-to-back-that-up-peer-reviewed-study-gif-25147480

[stiff forum]

It doesn't stops

[drowsy swan]

and this is why they’ll probably never tell us. They’re official heights because people would get angry.

[crimson kayak]

I have enough iron blood vanguards to speed up the grind

[drowsy swan]

because let’s be honest here a lot of our sources on how tall they are is made up

[stiff forum]

Automatically? As in brother this is fictional not in real life xD

[static sparrow]

Do you have that gif of sipping water from her belly button?

[drowsy swan]

you would be surprised how many people are obsessed with the idea of all this when it comes to fictional characters

[vestal briar]

they are somewhere in the range of 3'4 and maybe 7' 7'2

[stiff forum]

that does not answer my question

[rustic sapphire]

Sometimes AL girls proportions dont make any sense

[stiff forum]

Lol

[drowsy swan]

they’re not they’re supposed to be for aesthetics. They do not care about height at all.

if true then strasbourg is like 7 feet tall

[pseudo mica]

just use the props around their skins to estimate their height and assume it as your personal headcanon. they're never gonna specify heights officially.

[drowsy swan]

it has the legs of a crane

[stiff forum]

Expectations

Sashi fdg are huge

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1282486118172069929/1453960654523334799/gif-20251225-225638.gif

[drowsy swan]

But we know for a fact that there is skin inconsistency so which one is the height

like what if what is shorter than another skin which one is Canon?

[tawdry heath]

[torpid kettle]

[pseudo mica]

whichever one you feel best accepting

[tawdry heath]

I'm goign away again

the first thing I see

nope

[rustic sapphire]

Alvitir is another good example her legs are fkn long

[stiff forum]

To let people have their opinion

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bye-1xucXbDnMIYkU

[drowsy swan]

so all ship girls are zoomer’s

[static sparrow]

Thanku brother

[drowsy swan]

because none own houses

except for Lexington

[rustic sapphire]

Man

[merry robin]

Those two on bed is heaven

[stiff forum]

One is right here

[merry robin]

[quasi cove]

Hey

[stable plank]

large fred

[merry robin]

Hi

[torpid kettle]

not mine, someone else did that. i just yoinked it *stares at vi

[drowsy swan]

The truest, bisexual ship, girl

[pseudo mica]

yeah, each player will have their own headcanon and opinion on their heights so it's best to just stick to your own ideal and not force it on others.

[stiff forum]

I yoinked it

[torpid kettle]

hmmm so who made it...

[static sparrow]

That would be littorio i think

[stiff forum]

[merry robin]

I restricted dms from not connections

[stiff forum]

Who else xD

[rustic sapphire]

Dm me then

[silver bear]

I personally like the AL girls being taller than normal folks

[worthy pagoda]

Fdg is 8 or 9 heads tall

[stiff forum]

Post Shrek twerk there

[silver bear]

relatively speaking

[drowsy swan]

Oh, I found me a talented-lookin' Commander~ "How so"? Cause I saw all them talented-lookin' girls ya got followin' ya~ I'm Ooshio. I'll be countin' on ya'll from now on~

Hehehe~ Yer the talented and cute person I fell for~ How 'bout you, Commander? Do ya love me too?

For dessert, we'll be havin' some schoolgirl eye candy~ Aww, why ya lookin' bummed out? I know you've always got room for sweeties, hon. Hehehe♪

[torpid kettle]

i have all saved. that one is not included. so i didnt make it xd

[crimson kayak]

fluffy.

[pseudo mica]

Musashi is 2m tall for you? cool, and this other player, your Musashi is real life Musashi ship size? you go king

no point arguing

[drowsy swan]

Whether they're boys or girls, if they're talented 'n cute, I love 'em all the same~ It's not yer gender that matters, it's what's inside~

[rustic sapphire]

Why

[rocky rock]

https://x.com/Tamanegiii_20/status/2037543606605734098?s=20

[stiff forum]

It's not helping with changing the fact they truly believe lmao better let them enjoy lol

[rocky rock]

Nayoro my work thank youu

[pseudo mica]

precisely

[stiff forum]

It was funny

Saw Shrek winning the Olympics

[torpid kettle]

oh crap, the horny ones are back

[stiff forum]

On YT shorts

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-emile-bertin-french-maid-torpedo-gif-17418596

[stiff forum]

[static sparrow]

[stiff forum]

That torp looking strange

[rustic sapphire]

Good

[vestal briar]

[stiff forum]

Hello penguin

Penquin*

[vestal briar]

hello

[vestal briar]

omg

[merry robin]

Wait let me do some stuff in the settings

[weary trellis]

[drowsy swan]

no

[vestal briar]

thank you

you spelt my name right

[drowsy swan]

somebody made this to say who is the mommy of each faction and I’m like why is Plymouth here?

[vestal briar]

i knew you had it in you!

[pseudo mica]

should be Lusty

[static sparrow]

AL used to be wholesome, the wholesomeness in question:

[drowsy swan]

100% I have no idea what they were smoking and thinking Plymouth

[weary trellis]

penpuin

[vivid osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/wQV1SZr.jpeg

Job's done

[merry robin]

@quasi cove try now should work

[stiff forum]

Infernal with the pat emojis

Lmao

[vestal briar]

[merry robin]

He got lots of them

[quasi cove]

Ig we can chat later idm

[pseudo mica]

Chang Feng is also a bit of a stretch, but for lack of a better alternative I can see it.

[stiff forum]

[merry robin]

Ggs man

[carmine yew]

good job unc

[vivid osprey]

Now to 200 aff her

[pseudo mica]

DE is still missing a proper big mommy shipgirl

[vivid osprey]

Thanks aunt

[merry robin]

Still dont know are Metas worth of it

Did not research one fully

[rustic sapphire]

Kazan exists

[weary trellis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/thread-pingu-stevenchan-9QlOyBFOWcCru

[vivid osprey]

Not for player power

They're just cool to collect

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477993698108375070/20260301_232644.gif

[merry robin]

Sad

[rustic sapphire]

Kazan IS the biggest mommy

[merry robin]

Or no wait

Its good

I am too lazy to do them

[carmine yew]

ur welcome uncle

[weary trellis]

where she put that winepot

[pseudo mica]

yes, but they were talking about moms of each faction and Kazan is NP mom, not DE

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-arona-licks-gif-494252915199264994

[vestal briar]

my childhood

[weary trellis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/funimation-penguin-evangelion-p4XgvRjayeOmQ

[vestal briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1482592259667922964/image0.gif

[gleaming shale]

I still have a dvd for Pingu

[vestal briar]

i think i have the dvd somewhere in the attic

[gleaming shale]

I have Pingu on thin ice

[vestal briar]

nice man

[rustic sapphire]

I want my italian pasta mommy

[stable plank]

[tight goblet]

mmm

[crimson kayak]

2.4 million exp is just brutal lol

[trim gyro]

2.4 million exp isn't that much

[hard wind]

huh i have this

[gleaming shale]

depends on the oil it can be done in a few days

[hard wind]

oh nice

free ring

[gleaming shale]

it took me 3 days to get 2.4m

[static sparrow]

if you're desperate enough then it is also possible to do it in one day

[rustic sapphire]

The girl mood become a problem with 2.4m exp farm

[trim gyro]

you don't have to do it all in one day

[torpid kettle]

magic

[lilac jasper]

Hey lads, has yamato been added yet?

[wanton pelican]

Finish your pr every week

No

[torpid kettle]

good one 😂

[lilac jasper]

Cya

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1254701656570986506.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[stoic sandal]

Hey guys i just oathed my Wales today.

And i literally cried LOL

[stiff forum]

xD

[normal comet]

how to find another ending?

i can't do the mission

[stiff forum]

Story?

[normal comet]

yes

[tight goblet]

hmm

[crimson kayak]

just found out I got smol Akagi from pulls this morning..

I'm going to crashout

[stiff forum]

Event banner?

Oof

[stark fox]

Haha you have a kid now

[stiff forum]

Daughter

[crimson kayak]

WHAT ELSE

💀

[rustic sapphire]

Literally ?

[stiff forum]

Dragon waifus on the next ten pull tryst

[crimson kayak]

Some point, Im on the FBI watchlist

https://tenor.com/view/dentist-payday2-payday-gif-21657049

[sleek cape]

Hi

[normal comet]

fbi looking through all my older women saved image

[crimson kayak]

all they are seeing is Amagi, Musashi, and Shinano in my "homework" folder

[normal comet]

heh

for me it's orfevre kissing

[sleek cape]

They’ll only see my Iowa class folder

[crimson kayak]

FBI agent: It's all New Jersey...

[crimson kayak]

I already have smol Anchorage...

and smol Formidable

[stark fox]

And now you have another one

[crimson kayak]

wait, I forgot I also have smol Amagi

NOOOOOO-

[stoic sandal]

Idk why lol

[solid whale]

[normal comet]

am i supposed to ask this here?

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[tight goblet]

hmm

[normal comet]

good night fooki

[vestal briar]

Night night

[pseudo mica]

you are now a father, please do not resist

[crimson kayak]

you know the Maury Show, specifically that meme 'You are NOT the father!'

[carmine yew]

shes just too pretty I guess

[tight roost]

l'indo returned???

[pseudo mica]

well, then who else could it be? Akashi's machine

[static kernel]

Kizu is better than nayoro imo

[stark fox]

Sooooooooooooooooon

[static kernel]

Regens meta > nayoro even

[stark fox]

I’m working on it

[sage zealot]

Mines at 100 since last night

[mental swift]

did azur lane have an english dub

[mental swift]

damn this guy is a pro grinder

[carmine yew]

the game no

[mental swift]

and efficient too

[sage zealot]

Oathing day 1 is ridiculously easy if you know what you are doing

[mental swift]

I mean the anime

this time

[carmine yew]

yeah it does

[mental swift]

oh awesome

[carmine yew]

dont know how good it is cause I watched it in Japanese

[stark fox]

Horse girls ate my time

[mental swift]

whom did you train this time

[stark fox]

Still Diamond

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-satono-diamond-gif-25080372

[mental swift]

blud got diamond 😢😢😢

[tight goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-gold-city-city-ep18-cingray-gif-610467812062130803

[echo harbor]

WIFE

[silver bear]

Yesss

[echo harbor]

Did you know, Lioness could mate 20-40 times per day

[silver bear]

im going out in a blaze of glory then

no sacrifice, no victory

[jovial smelt]

I awake

[static sparrow]

[echo harbor]

Imagine, Lion with Bodycon dress skin

[silver bear]

YES

my MAN

[stable plank]

i dont have nayoro :(

[stark fox]

Especially with the gift feature that I refuse to use cuz it’s cheating

[sage zealot]

The gifts are trash

They give basically nothing

[rustic sapphire]

Lion segs

With balls

[weak parrot]

I’m gonna Satono your diamond

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1484122685930733669/20260317_175215.gif

[icy herald]

poor guy is just not having it today

[heavy pagoda]

the lion looks sad 😭

[normal comet]

she drain it until nothing left

[worthy pagoda]

does anyone have art of hindenburg as a doro

[mental swift]

Life

Is azur lane

Dont let them stop you

Cuz we ain't stopping

[static sparrow]

[weak parrot]

but life isn't real

[normal comet]

maintenance stop you

[mental swift]

Neither is azur lane

[weak parrot]

true

but life is even less real

[mental swift]

Do you mean we live in a matrix?

And we are fed blue pills daily so we just stay in there?

[weak parrot]

no, we don't live

we're not even alive

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-writing-fire-his-writing-is-fire-is-this-fire-hold-up-gif-15400153686296022809

[normal comet]

we're azur lane

[mental swift]

we carry the rigging

we fight for our freedom

[static kernel]

Maya unironically best of batch
tied with seydlitz

[mental swift]

we honor the struggling

[normal comet]

mmm hot

[spiral olive]

Hi guys

[normal comet]

looks like i won't get medal this event

fuck the story

[spiral olive]

Story not important just blow stuff up

💣

[normal comet]

most importantly i got tiddies

[spiral olive]

That too

[mental swift]

combinations in gph pinned

[normal comet]

alright

thanks

at second thought, i still don't understand

but i'll try later

[spiral olive]

What is the topic today

[clever sierra]

[spiral olive]

Well time to make art than 🔊 💣 🔊

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

Outta here

[crimson kayak]

[royal tundra]

Boobs or no boobs, that is the question

[spiral olive]

Okay

[signal delta]

https://fxtwitter.com/ParallelRey/status/2037550225901121612

rey (@ParallelRey)

Gold City and Hood outfit swap
︀︀#ウマ娘 #ゴールドシチー #アズールレーン #フッド

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[spiral olive]

Hello hood

[signal delta]

Hello dying clan

[spiral olive]

Hi

[silver bear]

Wife

This is an EN server mate,

[ember magnet]

My bad, i meant it in another server~

[silver bear]

Oops

[ember magnet]

Ehhh~?

[cedar hawk]

Should this one vow Napoli?

[ember magnet]

blehhh its nothing serious anyways, hehehe~

[merry robin]

Its Napoli

Thats the only reason u need

[cedar hawk]

True

2 rings

Soyuz and Napoli?

Or Moskva and Napoli

[merry robin]

Hmm

[ember spindle]

soyuz and napoli i think

[meager haven]

How about Seattle and Allen M Sumner

Or Charybdis

[cedar hawk]

How about blocked.

[meager haven]

Yikes

[trim gyro]

moskva is a dummy, she won't even understand that she's wife now

[cedar hawk]

I sure love having an answer to NOT my problem

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-say-what-wait-what-huh-confused-gif-6106526198908117631

[cedar hawk]

Yikes.

[spiral olive]

[pine oasis]

[cedar hawk]

This mission sucks.

[ember magnet]

Ehhh~

[cedar hawk]

Soyuz or Moskva for 2nd ring!!!

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424415469196148869/1487128273782702160/20260327_165403.gif

[silver bear]

Jiggly

[royal sigil]

[spiral olive]

Yes this is perfect for my taste

[torpid kettle]

[vestal briar]

soyuz

[cedar hawk]

Shinano 2 it is

[vestal briar]

yay

[light fable]

She can taze me as much as she likes

[novel bobcat]

my shipgirls are sophisticated idiots

[ember magnet]

Hehh~?

blehhh how are you guys doing, hehe~?

[vestal briar]

hey hey

[trim gyro]

all the 3D dorm girls are bragging about getting physical with SKK lol

[ember magnet]

Heres your daily pat~!

[trim gyro]

Nimi 3D dorm when?

[vestal briar]

i dont know how to feel about this but thanks ig

[rustic sapphire]

After owari 3d dorm

[static sparrow]

Unholy thiccness

[hearty salmon]

Sir another MILF gif has hit #al-general

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/15BuyagtKucHm

[static sparrow]

Doomsday heist?

[vivid osprey]

Mine was even worse

[silver atlas]

oh wait

regen is opsi?

i thought regen meta was cruise pass.....

FUCK....

[vivid osprey]

Nay sir

[trim gyro]

no lol

[vivid osprey]

Get that ass into Opsi

[silver atlas]

[weak parrot]

cheese

[silver atlas]

but i dnt wanna do opsi

but i guess i have to

for the yellow dragon

[meager haven]

Opsi do be stinky

[trim gyro]

I pulled 4 I'indomptables and 2 unryuus before I got the elite

[meager haven]

Yeah… same…

[silver atlas]

got Unyruu and Nayoro in the same pull so i got off easy

blessed by Shimanto

all thats left is Kizu

[trim gyro]

Nayoro fleetchat is... interesting

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424415469196148869/1487118582247723139/20260327_165435.gif

[ember magnet]

Im so close getting loli friedrich and roon guys~🥹

Thanks for the support~🫶

[stable plank]

stupid bitch put on your seatbelt

[stable plank]

kiwami dragon

[ember spindle]

friedrich der kleine*

[ember magnet]

Ehh, its grobe i think~

[ember spindle]

"der grosse" means "the great". from which we get fred the little

[trim gyro]

we have a chuuni dragon

[novel bobcat]

"SKK drives straight through the road barrier and ends up crashing his car"

[trim gyro]

SKK runs a checkpoint and gets ventilated by .50 BMG

[sage basin]

more like the gross.

[stable plank]

no it means big fred

[torpid kettle]

nah she got the tail-driving skills🤣

[stark fox]

I only did it to get Regen.
After that it goes back in the forever box

[silver atlas]

yeah i pulled a big dumb. now i gotta speedrun regen grind

[stable plank]

speedrun it? brother there is many weeks still

[manic hinge]

We've had enough dragon and dog girls let's get some Elk girls North American Badger girls

[vivid osprey]

69 (epic) days

[trim gyro]

well, it seems Kizu is extremely good at giving the kind of weather predictions anyone with eyes and a working brain could give, truly an asset to the port

[silver atlas]

unfortunately ill be very busy soon so i gotta get what i can done

[novel bobcat]

still have like 60 whole days

[sage basin]

is there a guide to the endings for story mode lol

[silver atlas]

all work and no play makes kaiser a tired lad

[meager valve]

Guys how do I get the ending 4 on the new event the

[tacit crypt]

Man if she doesn’t LOOK AT THE FUCKING ROAD

[ember spindle]

isn't the car self-driving

[tacit crypt]

NO regard for the safety of other’s on the road

[stable plank]

self driving cars still require you to be focusing on the road

[ember spindle]

like she's not even in the driver's seat, the steering wheel is on the right

[stark fox]

She is a warship, after all

[tacit crypt]

yet NO seatbelt

[ember spindle]

yeah that's more concerning

[tacit crypt]

We’re literally looking at her WHILE we’re driving

[stable plank]

it could be worse. remember all of the girls in the indiana event had zero trigger discipline?

[cedar hawk]

Nappy and Soyuz vowed.

Beautiful.

[ember spindle]

[silver atlas]

you would think being American would make that second nature...but then again we still have idiots like that so i guess it checks out

[tacit crypt]

Yeah

not ONE ounce of trigger discipline

[silver atlas]

[trim gyro]

wasn't there a whole trend of dudes pointing loaded guns at their nuts on camera?

[silver atlas]

skins were still baller

probably

lots of people do stupid things that would earn one the darwin award

[drowsy swan]

But it helps that the girls are basically immune to gunfire

[silver bear]

Yes

and like

atp you just deserve your balls blown off

why do it loaded

Or with The mag in it at all

[trim gyro]

don't forget finger on the trigger

there were accidents

[silver bear]

im aware

And im ignoring the flagrant violation of GS

if your gonna do this

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424415469196148869/1487123290005966958/20260327_165332.gif?ex=69c7fefd&is=69c6ad7d&hm=92a1e20f00f45cd3f0f77c7053215b5c480c73b68a44814992a3ac1465fdf25e&

mommy

[silver bear]

The least you could do is not have the damn thing loaded

[tiny kraken]

they did what on the trigger?

[stiff forum]

infernal her pat emoji already?

damn

[drowsy swan]

But I thought that they were equal why is there wealth disparity?

[drowsy swan]

This also has to go for ping hai and ning hai

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/tsukihime-mario-gallo-bestino-melty-blood-gif-10902045962749150817

[stiff forum]

xD

[stable plank]

i love harbin so much

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-harbin-al-harbin-azur-lane-gif-14844467864187752897

[tiny kraken]

speaking of French, have the embodiment of the spirit of the French people

[drowsy swan]

You know with how much France is super into anime/manga how come there is a huge population of hen tai made by them

[tiny kraken]

not even surprised

[drowsy swan]

France has a huge prolific comic industry over there or used to I don't know how it's doing now

[trim gyro]

still exists

[tiny kraken]

you think they would back down?

[drowsy swan]

Never

[tiny kraken]

exactly

[drowsy swan]

Any good ones you can recommend that came out recently?

[trim gyro]

I haven't been reading them, so no

[drowsy swan]

My favorite antagonist in the whole game

[tiny kraken]

would

[drowsy swan]

Have an amazing dinner with her(there's nothing suspicious going on)

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472215069512175769/20260207_175556.gif

[drowsy swan]

Exhibitionist boobs are temporary cute tsundere princess boobs are forever

[novel bobcat]

that usb stick really is glued in there

[stark fox]

Alright, job done

[novel bobcat]

now to suffer to 25k points to get her mlb

[stark fox]

Maybe later

I gotta grind the new Dragon girls first

[slow garnet]

Wait

[ocean pawn]

ah yes, the nerfed design

[weak parrot]

mpreg

[ocean pawn]

og better

and I'm not even a Regensburg fan

now back to this sick shit

[drowsy swan]

Then we have this design that looks not even similar to her original design

[ocean pawn]

[novel bobcat]

earlier meta ship designs are better in my book

more depressed, devoid of life

[drowsy swan]

Just legit completely different character

[novel bobcat]

now its just "a skin"

[ocean pawn]

also

akagi meta

[drowsy swan]

likely cause they got bored of that

there so many ways you can do"there depressed"

[ocean pawn]

god blessex

[novel bobcat]

but doing bikini/lingerie skins over and over again is fine...

[drowsy swan]

also this was recent

[ocean pawn]

love them bikini

[novel bobcat]

ehh, i just want them to fix the horrible timegated loop you have to go through to unlock and mlb a meta ship

#FuckOpSi

[ocean pawn]

now where are the abs on some of the ship girls

[drowsy swan]

unlikely

[ocean pawn]

c'mon yostar gimme something

[drowsy swan]

nope there not unto abs

only koren games and niche chinese games

[ocean pawn]

I am no longer asking

[drowsy swan]

do thatr

or fgo

[ocean pawn]

[drowsy swan]

Uma musume has mejiro ryan and she the muscle girl no abs not muscles

[ocean pawn]

ryan sucks

tamamo cross

better

https://tenor.com/view/tamamo-cross-tamamocross-cinderella-gray-cinderellagray-シングレ-gif-9128364438950639318

[drowsy swan]

funny she has non oof that

[drowsy swan]

fun fact anime only

she was a stick in the manga

[ocean pawn]

true

true

[drowsy swan]

the anime/manga adds muscles

but not the game

nor in the og anime nor in jungle pockets movie

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/tamamo-tamamo-cross-tamamocross-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-270110236950147194

[ocean pawn]

where the chiseled abs

[novel bobcat]

same brainwave i see

[drowsy swan]

remember how much the yostar en was glazing her

they revealed her earlier in an anime expo

[drowsy swan]

none because this game is all allergic to that outside of the villains

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/suffering-gif-13429271044533447139

[drowsy swan]

they gave her a voice actress that gave her a 3-D model. They made her the face of their Boba tea Collab they were putting all the stocks to basically make it look like she’s going to be the next huge character for Eagle Union

and then Japan and China gave few fs about her

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-japan-forgive-gif-12790194733858828197

[radiant glade]

Dunno if the expo cut-out is glazing. They did that before with Suffren.
It's more like a ship they know isn't a big liability if people figure out who it is.

[novel bobcat]

its almost as if different countries/regions have different tastes

though we can all agree on floof

[ocean pawn]

floof abs?

[drowsy swan]

but you have to admit they were putting a lot of effort into her

And Indiana showed up in the Valentine’s Day animation as well

[radiant glade]

A lot of random characters show up in PV's for no reason.

[drowsy swan]

Indiana talked more in the reveal compared to alsace fic

[drowsy swan]

not for the 3-D ones

you don’t get randomly laffy,showing up in those through the animations nor voice acting

[radiant glade]

Who knows what their resources look like behind the scenes.
3D models are fairly easy to set up, and they may simply have had someone on hand to voice.

They clearly didn't glaze her in the year recap, as their face for her event was Fargo

[drowsy swan]

i mean yostar en did

[drowsy swan]

where prinz eugen 3d model then?

wheres musashi? va and model

[drowsy swan]

reminds me of roma event

[radiant glade]

And get Eugen's VA in there? 💸

[drowsy swan]

where leonardo was the true face of that and roma was there

cause there cowards not to make a non big titty women not the face of the event

[drowsy swan]

they likely do not have the budget for her

[novel bobcat]

thats nothing compared to the amount of times we had Soyuz as the main face on an event banner image, just for her to not come

[trim gyro]

professional VAs don't charge nearly as much as you think my guy

[novel bobcat]

took well over 3 years before we finally got her and they stopped trolling us

[drowsy swan]

Mikaela Jo Krantz

[stable plank]

did you see it? the new cruise pass meta ship?

[vivid osprey]

Köln right

[radiant glade]

Not money exclusively, but VA's do have to work in time to do sessions. Schedule complications arise a lot for high-profile ones, and one-off PR events probably aren't high in their priorities.

[radiant glade]

yeah

I was there in datamine

[trim gyro]

get ready for some intense lessons

[wanton pelican]

Close enough to a skin

[radiant glade]

[ocean pawn]

[radiant glade]

I guess I'll have to live with it

[drowsy swan]

mary celeste

[vivid osprey]

Awesome boat. My first ever 200 aff submarine

"She's actually not an SS she's-" shut up

[drowsy swan]

love this goober

[novel bobcat]

tempesta best faction

[drowsy swan]

i love tempesta

[wanton pelican]

Same

[drowsy swan]

i can't wait for people who watch the new season to see goolden hind

and be confused

either only watch the animes or stop playing the games

but watched this new season

[drowsy swan]

give me more sailing boats

more tentacles

[ember spindle]

constitution?

[novel bobcat]

thats actually my only gripe, all tempesta ships should be usable in either main fleet or vanguard

some are stuck in sub

[torpid kettle]

singletail only atm, sorry 😮

[drowsy swan]

old concept yumia

[ember magnet]

I have been summoned~

Haii guys :3

[full blade]

im just saying

what happens if I gave Roon the chaos emeralds

[ember spindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1097937713447063685/1192294204966174881/NJhismall.gif

[vestal briar]

Hey hey

[full blade]

or what if I gave Roon the infinity gauntlet

[ember spindle]

what about the dragon balls

[full blade]

that too

ben 10 watch as well

super emeralds, world rings (from the secret rings) master emerald

and uhh

hmm

oh and death note too

and the matrix of leadership

give it all to Roon

and steal Taihou’s fans

because yes

[spiral olive]

Sup guys

[ember spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-azur-lane-gif-27217653

[spiral olive]

What ?

[ember spindle]

oh not you, that was for red plagued

[spiral olive]

Oh okay

[full blade]

indeed

OH and open portal to the Roonverse

[spiral olive]

Why

Oh what’s a roonverse

[full blade]

imagine the spiderverse

but instead of spiderman

its Roon

I can think of alot of Roons

[spiral olive]

Oh that’s a bit extreme is it

[full blade]

Viltrumite Roon

[drowsy swan]

The only SSR in game that has no skin

[full blade]

HMS Roon

[hard vine]

hopefully it stays that way

[full blade]

male Roon

siren Roon

[spiral olive]

[full blade]

decepticon Roon

Roon Itadori

[spiral olive]

Wow this getting roon worshiping territory now

[full blade]

exactly

and nerf Taihou

[spiral olive]

Wow I’m guessing you would do a lot of sacrifices to her I guess

[full blade]

no I don’t, I just hide from Taihou

[spiral olive]

Oh okay

[full blade]

seriously someone help, Taihou is tryna find me

[spiral olive]

This why I don’t allow Yandere in my port

[full blade]

Mogador is worse :>

[spiral olive]

Who’s that man ?

[full blade]

oh boy…

[spiral olive]

I never heard of her or him

[full blade]

ykw

i’ll let you just find out

[spiral olive]

Okay

[full blade]

because oh boy, you will sure as hell run

[spiral olive]

[full blade]

anyways-

time to mash dark wisdom cube into shards and stab it into myself because yes

[spiral olive]

Well I’m usually BlastingEndless Cacophony Of Metal Or Teku Noise Theatre Of Chaos

[ocean pawn]

omfg almost 4 months later and my Owari figs still have not arrived

screaming noises

[spiral olive]

Instruments Of Chaos

[cedar hawk]

nice

[full blade]

can’t you get a refund or something if its LITERALLY been 4 months?

[ocean pawn]

rage

[ocean pawn]

trusted store

but

this is just

[spiral olive]

Pleasures Of Chaos Guys

[full blade]

bullshit is the word your looking for

[ocean pawn]

rn writing a inquiry

[spiral olive]

I know grab a Sonic Weapons

[cedar hawk]

napoli makes me happy

[spiral olive]

Blast some explosive notes

[ocean pawn]

recently I got quite a few issues with stores shipping stuff to me

ordered a yu gi oh album, never arrived, order card sleeves and they were never sent to me after 3 weeks,left arm of exodia never arrived and my fucking owari figs

https://tenor.com/view/yor-yor-forger-yor-briar-spy-x-family-angry-gif-11814541430293023524

[full blade]

we need articulated Azur lane figures trust

[ocean pawn]

no

we really don't

[full blade]

but-

[ocean pawn]

if I hate anything..it's joints on a figure

[full blade]

Yostar please I need this

Roon is kinda dead

[ocean pawn]

go to Kantai collection

[full blade]

and if I don’t?

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/one-less-loose-end-mw2-gif-24942919

[full blade]

https://tenor.com/view/mahoraga's-adaptation-mahoraga's-wheel-divine-general-mahoraga-makora-gif-6549350953160866281

adapted

[ocean pawn]

dunno what that means but

oke

[silver bear]

i mean, having either or is nice

[spiral olive]

Teku Izing Time

[ocean pawn]

I have like 2 figures with joints..my blue eyes..where you kinda can't see them and skull face...because I like him..but issue is that it is the only figure of him

[spiral olive]

Bigbear99 what are you gonna do now

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/xof-mgsvxof-xofmgsv-metal-gear-solid-v-ground-zeroes-gif-23097506

[spiral olive]

How long till cards show up

[silver bear]

i personally collect Transformers

(Kinda, funds been slow atm,) so joints are nice

[vivid osprey]

I collect cosplayers from the Nikke and Azur Lane communities

[silver bear]

i need the new Thundercracker figure

he’s so based

but im also death staring at a 3rd party fig atm

[carmine yew]

where do you store them

ur basement?

[ocean pawn]

no cards..except for the exodia..forwarded the complaint to ebay, along with the card sleeves..seller has until tommorow to respond.Album already got refunded...rarewaves is the worst seller to buy anything from

[vivid osprey]

No, attic so they're exposed to more sunlight

[carmine yew]

how thoughtful

dont forget to feed them

[spiral olive]

I hope you get money back

[ocean pawn]

ebay has my money secured so

[spiral olive]

That’s a relief than

[vivid osprey]

''Chicken again? Please, sir, it's been 2 weeks of the same meat''
Do you think I grew these muscles being un-disciplined?

Eat the fucking lean breast

[ocean pawn]

as for solarisjapan

or rather my owari figs

it will be a fucking painfull thing to deal with

I am not expecting anything good to come out of that

[chrome brook]

[ocean pawn]

I recall odering some military surplus back in december..they shipped it in december...and it took them 3 months to deliver because the shipping company lost the package..and I did complain like..3 or 4 times to them during that period

[full blade]

I need SS 109 Bumblebee movie megatron figure

like desperatly

[chrome tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477673790778376263/GIF_20251220_180546_046.gif