#al-general
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Is it my fever
when her tiny tits isnt lore accurate
Nice. Did u get a job?
Initial? Final?
I'll know in a week!
Well Good luck too then
Thank you brother
They did not create them
The people who make skins and put them in water while wearing stockings/tights are monsters that need to be banished to the depths of hell
this too
Sup penguin
thigh highs wet on sand?
I dont like that typr
well shit
I just wanna bash my head into the wall then
0 yrs old bp ships are just fantasy therefore their age and booba size are limitless
Why's L'Imdomptable listed as an event ship lol?
Domain expansion: Infinite booba
I fucking hate it
You've known me long enough to spell my name right 😡😡😡
I hope Musashi gets a summer l2d skin
its just, an unhinged idea
OHH SHIT
Penquin?
I THOUGHT IT WAS G NOT Q
There you go
penguin or penqueen
Uh huh
A disgrace of an idea

penquin?
Penquin
Cuz it's not g
Not associated with penguins
Yep
even though the company is from China

Lol
Jp and chinese servers be votin lolis
let them be
How a loli surpassed Gouden?
Yeah they are
Nice F4 you got in there
What is interesting to me was the Anson Incident
Humanity needs to be reset
Erased and reset
Thank you thank you
Nah blow up the earth
Who the hell is Anson
Tell me in dms
Arson
F4 is one of the most beautiful planes
Capybaras live on earth and they did nothing wrong
oh wait
Me too cause I do NOT know who she is
Nam war iconic jet
you didn't reach it
Icon in general
Reach what
Huh
F102
Strange thing
Ok I'll tell ya at dms, then you can share it to Ziolis but most of the AL casuals here already know about the Anson incident anyway
Okay
Bomber interceptor doesn't really need that
Alr ty
Guessing your a warthunder player
Never play just known too much
planned to buy sea power
Play Dcs instead
That and cold waters are very fun
1 of sea power dev team it's from killerfish games
Yeah ik
Mogdoordash
Lovely
we both can yap for hours btw
.
Those HIPS 
Ninja skins aren’t my favorite so I’ll go her swimsuit
Why not ninja skin?
Ehh I’m not sure
Its too cute for her
Fair
There swimsuit not have any animation
Huh? Thought it was L2D
Interesting
The ninja one, this one proudly owns both!
Her bikini skin don't have any animation alots
And it is mostly feet
Yeah
Which is not my cup of tea
Oh dam then
It dates back when they started with the secret animation stuff
Ninja
I like some clothes 
A1D Skyraider
Goated
Same
Bruh
I like her wear ninja skin
you could say both skins are on....equal footing 😏
Unzen should of wore this
Now that’s fair lol
Yah
Those thighs can crush melons 
NICE LEGS
Or my head
A4 skyhawk
I have it as my main skin for Unzen
Alvitir
Yes kinda disapointed with her animation
heart eyes
Plymouth and Trafalgar with lion

More disappointed at how feet based it is
Burger Lion Plymouth
Bikini one?
Feetslop needs to be stoped
Probably when its event reruns or on the next black friday sale.
LAV25A2
Noooo I can't patient her skin
Yes, fellow Lily
Too sad : (
Lion burger Bzwei Plymouth Trafalgar z52
Ohh wait why they forgetting Plymouth new skin l2D ?
Plymouth getting L2D??
plym has l2d? 😮

What
Ignore my dogass gear
Dw vro gears are annoying to get
That nice
It is a fun skin
I wonder what if her oath skin unzen I mean
I’m close to crafting Wyvern I just need to do some more zone clears and I can buy the item for it
There is none, but we can assume it is beautiful
2 oath skins this year trust guys
Ohh sad
I waiting kashino retrofit
En anniversary and the other one is hopes and dreams right?
Waiting for cowpens rerun
They released two oath skins last year
Ulrich and Amagi
This year maybe shinano
And
🥰
Someone else
Holy shit I have the worst reading comprehension I thought you were talking about rings
No. Oath skins
Hmm cowpens
Yeah anniversary gives one ring
Dang
Who's gonna be new UR this year
Could be?
Cowpens!
see now this would have been better if there was another Kow
Ehh UvH oath skin is mid
Maybe
Hood II
yamato 🤣 just kidding, wont happen xD
Soon™
It fits her but all the budget went into amagi oath skin
I wish... for an irl cow mommy to take me away...
cows are rare...only 2 😢

Too dangerous for real world
Whole world would be in chaos
I want Musashi irl
we need a choco Kow now

Choco milk producer
Hello infernal
mhmm
I want Bismarck irl but we ain’t that lucky

Works too... Fox mommies
Dragons better

But now I can only have that digitally... but it is okay...
Fluffy dragons
Sadly

but why is le dompy part of the event characters 
Alr time to grind opsi and HVAR cya all
They have no one else to put on banner

I know. I want one of the Imperial-class Godmachines of the Emperor and Mechanicus. But we ain't that lucky. 

It is fine... I prioritise online dating anyways...
Don't want another blackmail incident...
Thats not sufficient tho. Not lasting and not genuine
How can u date someone not seeing them irl?
E
I require mostly the mental support
This one is like a true hag personality wise
I see
Sex is fun, but this one don't yearn for it
And dating is different from dating with the aim of marriage
Its not like u can do it online lol
Casual dating then
What is that 
No idea
Neither is offline, solely with my beliefs in sex after marriage
I never had one lol

Btw same belief in my culture too
Manjuu... just make H already
brem
Hag is crazy
ayup thats a Darwin award candidate even if it is a stun gun 
Gun'n booba
Just a practical holster, nothing weird or anything 
"just a practical holder" lmao
She can taze me
boobs are an extra-dimensional storage
?
Everyone I'm lady play azur lane its that weird?
No
I know some who also play azur lane
not at all
Ohh
??
A lot of girls play Azur lane it’s fine
??
everyone loves boobs
It is the truth...
Huh
Exactly, back when I was in school there were a lot of girls storing their phones in their bra. 
This one behaves no different from an old hag with a gaming addiction...
Uncomfy...
sounds uncomfortable
Not really
I wouldn’t know if it’s uncomfortable or not
Depends... my bra is too tight so anything inside is way too... touchy.
Just gotta keep on looking
You'll find the right person eventually
Yeah I can imagine, but they did it in sports classes
I am talking behaviour wise... I'm truly like a hag...
Its a side dimension
When they had no pockets or bags at their hand.
too me it just sounds like the equivalent of storing my phone in my boxers
That is fair, this one do that too...
Glad to know its not onley here

What does it even mean to be a hag I thought it was just talking about age 😭

Please enlighten me
Old women... literally just acting like an old women...
Oh so I was right
All I do is work, eat, working out, game, and sleep
In terms like a mommy like Musashi. Or u mean old style thinking?
But your like 20
I'm not lesbian
This one don't even want to date that much...
Who's women play azur lane here
very much true the CEO of the devs is a girl too!
U can still play it
Being in school really put me off dating
Ohh
The situation was dire when I was in secondary school
Hmm
Yeah focusin on studies better than datin ngl
@cedar hawk can u see my profile the song i listen?
Nothing wrong with that, I pretty much don't do anything else too
Full-time work takes up way too much time
Manjuu ceo is a male or female?
Female
Ohh
She is pretty young
Dang How old
Hmm
Very surprising tbh
20s
23?
Could be 30s too idk
she's unironically 25
I see
I see
Really?
i'm appeared again
Musashi seen like 30s
Yes and u?
Yeah Mommy kitsune is old enough
Old enough to play Azur lane
Musashi voice like 30s women
wait my bad i jumped the gun too quickly, i looked up the CEO, Typed her name in google and got a Taiwanese idol with a similar name instead ._.
You guys are uncs damn
Musashi Va lynn
Nephew

Lol
But ceo is a woman tho
I wish they give gems 900 when event coming
Milf age
Ohh
yes it is a woman, hella gorgeous looking too ._.
Any pic?
She got black hair iirc
sure this is from 2019 but still xD
Dang
from what i know she's also involved in character designing
Lol. People called her Queen of dweebs
old enough 
a lot of the adult shipgirls are around 20-29 by appearance so somewhere within that for Unzen too
Musashi then 32?
oh yeah, I remember doing a deep dive into ceo chan, finding where she studied, what her thesis was... it's so much harder when you can't even read or write chinese 
Sashi feels more late 20s to me then 30s but whatever flies your boat i guess?
Yeah could be late 20s
Lik 27 or 28
How old is mutsuki
90
not old enough

Over 9000 years old
yeah i'd say its around that age for Musashi, Yorktown II and Illustrious 
Her base skin looks 5 and her newest makes her older
Mommies fr
Mutsuki is a pre-schooler so she's definitely around 3-5 xD
Nou... was paying the tab... sincerest apologies...
So u dont see?
Old hags
Ah i see. Nvm
17
Launched in 1925 Sunk in 1942
but how old is bremerton
22?
you don't specific so
Never seen this pic 
it's promo art
Belfast is definitely in her early to mid 20s tho 
Yeah.
25
Perfect age
boobfast
Brem is 21-22
uh, do i max lex luthor 2 or implacable?
why not both
perfect age to make 10 or more children 

Ideal
cause only 5 bullin
unironically there is fanart of different pregnancy stages using Belfast 
Send in dms
belfast would be so old if rl age
but master, having a wife is against the jedi code
(yeah no shit obi wan already violates that)
Wtf is jedi code
so lex luthor 2 or impla?
lex luthor 2 
i need to clear up my dock space

what
ogey
Hah 
sexington
you clearing ur?
nah i have to use 4/5 of my UR bullin
luckily
I've been to HMS Belfast irl
how it was
It's interesting
I'm not ready for the next ur
I went there last when I was like 10 though
can't release the cores
Cannot see... was handling money work...
Ok dw
This should've been L2D...
Will Belfast get retro?
i think we are all in agreement on that
but i have hope that Belfast's actual summer skin is gonna be L2D
Same... (Rumey is now 2LB)
So much junk in my depot
So implacable is 23?
she's actually 80, but stays looking young by sucking the life energy out of unsuspecting victims
aleast she still older than her real life age
101 year old granny
How old Z52
0
Huh
vampire
got punched
83 but technically they got cancelled in '44
To old for me
Launch date=birthday of ship
Scrapped/Sunk=death day of ship
idk for me
Launch date or laid down date should considered birthday of the ship
if ship still afloat then the age still continues
Alabama and New Jersey both now a fossil
NJ is like your energetic older sister
Smugnano is so good
belfast more fossil than both
Are you sure that is this one?

Unless Soyuz has a penchant for fur- you know what, fair point
A little hair wax solves a lot of things
How do this one attain more oil?
Iowa with Harpoon Launchers
w
so theres a place called the middle east...
Daily oil purchase for gems, not much else to do I'm afraid
Assuming you got the weekly oil and plundered the event shops
This one sure did
i have too much oil and its stopping me from collecting certain rewards
Nakhimov commence for the usage of any existing oil
Chapter 11-1.
12-4.
strait of homuz
shahed drones everywhere
i take it thats where my oil will disappear too
this is so smart
"Please Admiral, we're tired. No more farm runs of 12-4, please..."
Mmm I don't see that affinity at 200 yet, ladies. Keep fucking fighting
why not build a canal guys
Honourary Dutch passport
I won't think that ship escort in homuz would work in 21st century
oh wait this is a monty python reference
dude we love canals near me
because drone threats
Lool
this is darwin award worthy, but she's still wife material
U need to show them attention so they raise their affinity
I usually make them my secretary
However
Secretary up to 90 aff, then spam 12-4
Oumi raised her affinity without me even using her
rule 1 of gun safety

Is have fun!
Oumi is sonething
send this image to brandon herrera
Glock 18 fully auto
After all the feet fetish slop and infantilization, now its electricity fetish ?
Those butterflies are Shinanos
well speaking of darvin award....some characters pull a sword out of you know where 🤣
And hydro

ALWAYS keep your finger on the trigger
Ok ♡
Yay ♡

Needed this thanks

Would they even hate you
Where u even find it
Ye
bottomless pit of shin art
Need Musashi this

Why
proving me right
this song was being blasted on the primary school discos its pain
What even is hydro fetish
Since if anything, Helena have even more drastic stepup
Idk
Saw it there
They sayd hydro boobs
Water boobas
Love for water woman
you just really really wanna drink water
hydrophilia
There are water women?
but that just means you like water

clearly you haven't been on xitter
Xitter?
Oh hell nah
Ahhh right
slime futa
Mermaids are like water women i think
I remember this series
Bro
no mermaids are part of the aquatic ape theory
Legalised beastiality
I should watch it
Watched Monster musume when i was like 13
Good idea!
What 😭
monmusu
And highschool dxd, to love ru
How old hakuryuu
U mentioned it being aired on tv. Lol
The entire show can literally be concluded as legalised, moralised beastiality h series
😮
i'll air you on tv
I watched on pc
Dxd aired on tv ??
what that supposed to mean
No?
Your getting slimed
Thank god
Here in germany it did
I remember one guy said it was aired on a tv. He watched it with his family lol
Fun for the whole family ahhh😭
Late in the evening, maybe 10 pm or something
😭
There is no way
Truly family friendly anime
When kids sleep
ya think? they are absolutely water women in a way xD
Didn't know people had a thing for chemical formulas
the time when kids are sleeping is the time when you begin shelling new york
H2O
Another one
another one bites the dust
Again
Mods, bomb him
they are water women because Mermaids require water to survive in 
<@&472236072743600148>
i mean, for the most part, yes
<@&472236072743600148> 5 bmp's in the open request splash over
but they can survive out of water so as long as you bring them food and water
NaCl 🥹🤤
H2So4
the way we depict mermaids nowadays, all they really need is a wheelchair to survive on land
There is not a single fetish AL hasnt made into a skin
they are still more build for the water then land, unless its one of those mermaids that can turn their tail into legs when on land
just buy a mermaid a motorized wheelchair
a walmart mobility scooter xD
C2H6S
I ship
Implacable and mafioso
/kick 815231433031417866 hacked account
Show normal burger some love too!!
xpro6731#0 got kicked. Reason: hacked account
I love burgers
Dragon
I thought resenberg is UR ship
R.I.P
S/C22H28N2O/c1-2-22(25)24(20-11-7-4-8-12-20)21-14-17-23(18-15-21)16-13-19-9-5-3-6-10-19/h3-12,21H,2,13-18H2,1H3
Are these Warhammer tanks
i feel like putting that in google will give you the result
Baneblade’s. Yes
The over sized guns give it away
Man 
Gotta love em
Eagle-1 leaving combat area to Resupply

Warno reference
guro vore
Why Pin 
The hell is that
Steel commanders!
(Rule the battlefield!)
Spearhead Flanders!
(Tankers leading the)
Storm of panzers!
(Battle calling the)
Steel Commanders!!!
Cuz people are disgusting
one day these bots will stop 
ew
Dont treat girl bad 
until then, enjoy bremmy
When people stop looking at “FR33 P0RN NO HAX!!!” And Roblox cheats, maybe

Yeah, but you don't have to mention the specific fetish 
Something that shouldn't exist
Dont make me search it
I remember clicking on dumb shit like that when i was little
But free robux 🥺🥺🥺
Don't 
Bro you dont want to know
it's radio chatter from generation kill ep3 intro
Curiosity is a bitch
dont do it bro
so beware
Ok
I think it's also in warno as they use a lot of references like this
I heard it comes with free Ram sticks now
but only ddr5 ram
That’s worth the risk with the AI bros eating all the Ram


it never
how am i ever gonna build a pc at this rate
when the bubble bursts
I should build with am4 and ddr4
if people still click on very suspicious link
Pillage and plunder
then just like with crypto miners, the market will be flooded with used and abused hardware for cents
or i could raid one of the data centers they are building near me
The bubble will burst in a bit.
Once people realize that AI isn’t as good as they think they can make it
yeah im hoping i can scrape up a bunch if and when that happens
And Tesla finally burns down
I will build a gpu monolith
Stalker reference?
never played stalker
It's really good
Hey you, don't just stand there!
No bro trust. Soon we will be having AI waifus bro. Just give it a few more years bro. We just gotta work out the kinks bro. I swear its not slop bro.
companies of ram/ssd/hdd dedicated a year for Ai and now we see the first ai company fail
You can get the original 3 stalkers cheap
Do you like Russia?
Do you like randomly exploding?
Do you like radiation?
Then get S.T.A.L.K.E.R!
Russia?
Ok Seth
Why russia?
Isn't set in Ukraine
It's Ukraine, where chornobyl is
Its set in Ukraine, yes
Hey hey people, sseth here
look, I'm excited for AI waifus as much as the other guy, but LLMs are the wrong branch of research for that. It's like going down the wrong skill tree, you can't magically reach the right one by wishing hard enough
Pin is trying to start a war
large yapping modules

I never played Stalker, so IDRK
Ah nu, cheeki breeki i v damke!
I i can save my PoE builds i royally bork, i can save this spoiler alert, I never can
I just know there’s a random rock that you can pick up that summons thermonuclear explosions for no adequately explained reason
shelling new york
welp, it should be on sale rn
Who know mafioso
You've gotta read Roadside picnic and watch the 1970s stalker movie to get it trust

I mean there are female elites in the military.
But I’m pretty sure they lay eggs
female elites do exist
thats good enough for me
Cuz of our xenophobic eyes
Female grunts
they're just a tad smaller

than male sangheili
You mean “Breeding stock”
the arbiter is the best tho
Dont talk bad about indomptable
l'indomptable

humans more like steak

Finally I can play opsi
skirmishers > jackals

The Kig-Yar are just assholes
Space pirates
the skirmishers are also kig-yar
yeah
still hate them
sex

i prefer the ultras on reach
Reach Ultras look nice
Reach is so goated
yeah the ultras are cool
reach ultras have the best armor set
i've never played reach....
i don't like the open face ultra harnesses
i gotta play it
You need to
im gonna get mcc during this sale
It's worth it
I like the sleek look of it
sangheili need to be bulky
no, like the sangheili itself
TBF it is infinite. So the Sangheli are slaves to the Brutes
the armor would be great on a regular sangheili
it would be fine, on a regular elite
i agree the new elites are way too skinny and bug like
nah, the halo 4 ones are fine
i mean i did play halo 4 when it first came out
the only reason it looks weird
is because the elites aren't in full armor
and we aren't used to seeing unarmored elites
Anyway, Boats
true
the arbiter's armor in halo 5 looks cool
it's shame that gen2 mjolnir was developed after the war
booba lane
Those BOOBS
epic ghostping
spartan-ivs are also a post-war product
More bratty girls
some day
Want brats to talk bad to me and hold my hands
the default spartan armor
is lame
i want a game/series focused on the unsc army
the great thing about a game or show focused the unsc army is that you're more flexible with the setting
yeah
Halo Wars?
when i make it im gonna paint it desert colors, and slap a cowboy hat on it
also gonna 3d print some sci fi lever action rifle replicas
because you can have it set pre-war, wartime, or post war
you can do a halo surround the insurrections
it could be especially interesting in the post war era
Halo Wars 2?
a unsc army garrisoned in a planet, the primary purpose of which is to reassert UEG authority amidst a renewed insurrection
but at the same time, the a covenant remnant that has been hiding on the planet suddenly reactivates
so you get fights between spartans in a canon form
that sounds cool
you get shiny new spartan-ivs in their gen2 mjolnir fighing disilllusioned spartan-iis and iiis in their older gen1 armor supporting the insurrectionists
i wanna get the art of halo books
like partial armored spartans
Halo Books or AL boobs
both
but they don't wear arm armor
i honestly like that trope
where post war soldiers only wear the helmet and torso armor
I like that idea
Constellation wife
And getting their shit rocked cuz Spartan 2’s are beasts
yes
why is this halo general now?
kinda like spartans that broke away from blind loyalty
BECAUSE HALO IS COOL
have to disagree on that
Boats
musashi is a ship in halo
I own two different xboxes and not one single halo
skill issue
time to sleep

good night all
i have an idea for how the new insurrectionists will dress
basically, instead of being just regular poorly funded rebels
as far as I'm concerned halo made single player fps actively worse because for a literal decade almost all of them were basically just prettied up hallways filled with enemies
Gn fooki
many of the new insurrections are disillusioned military
unreal was peak single player fps
product of its time bro, also its its own genre basically
so you get former unsc service members in mismatched armor pieces
you have call of duty and crysys and so many other influential games too
like one of the rebels may be wearing the army bdu
you gotta remember the first halo games came before ads was a huge thing
but a marine's helmet
halo reach had one of the best adverts
it was live action too
so someone out there owns a life sized elite ultra costume used in that ad
also halo was its own thing, other games were not trying to copy halo like how they are all trying to copy fortnite now
i need it
yes they were, there were literally dozens of big budget games copying halo released every year
it's just like in the gachaverse, where you have a bunch of chinese genshin-copy slop in recent years
I've played some, they're mostly pretty bad
Pariah had potential, but damn that single player campaign is ass
even fucking unreal copied halo because they contracted the sequel out to some no name developer
I dont see how halo made things worse in any way
no good deeds go unpunished
halo was great
its effect on the market was not so great
any time you have some blockbuster popular game
before halo you had exploration, actual levels you had to navigate, after it's all linear maps with scripted setpieces, no thought, just shoot what's in front of you
the aftermath you have a bunch of copyslop
also i think satan is saying that halo got worse
not made things worse
I couldn't tell you that, because I haven't played halo itself, just the terrible copies
There is a reason they say you can't capture lightning in a bottle twice
try playing the game and not the bad copies.
nope
Halo 2 and 3 were as good as Halo would ever get
i definitely liked odst and reach much better than 4
i agree that halo is very linear, but thats okay since its supposed to be fun and accessible by everyone
id say thats just lazy development and not halo's fault
the best thing about 4 was the prometheans
not those fucking flying ones
it was lame
like the whole boss fight of 5 just seemed to be a mix of trying to leech off idris elba's fame and the then very strong dei culture
like idris is cool, but his character seemed lame as fuck
Pariah had an interesting system where you could upgrade your weapons to have new functions, which would have been lots of fun in multiplayer if they hadn't killed that in 3 months
but again, campaign absolute ass
Halo itself has a lot of open levels
they are open, but there is like only one path
z11 boobies
why do I feel like this is the exact same thing as when you call FF13 a straight line and fans immediately point to chapter 11, the literal only chapter that isn't?
I agree halo is a straight line
they have open maps on like the halo worlds, but its still just an arcade shooter
its all one path
FF13 basically plays itself anyway, the sequels are genuine improvements because they take some actual effort
and aren't straight lines
skyrim 2
Hello
FF13 storytelling also kind of just assumes you will read up on all the made up terms the story keeps throwing at you even though it has like 12 hours of cutscenes
instead of showing the characters constantly waffling about some decision or another maybe they could have done some more exposition
it's amazing how long they can milk the interpersonal drama and not actually progress or explain the plot in any way
a 3 hour story told in 12 hours, except in the wrong order and some important bits are missing, interrupted by some 30 hours of what might generously be called gameplay
How tall is z-52
at least three ducks
Hmm interesting
What is blessin my eyes
Hello
Hey hey
Tf is your username
Crude oil refinery
Oh lmao
Can I low ball this for like £45
you get a piece of oil
That pic again
post the back side
NO
Miaw
Do you wash her often
Just got her
bang b4 wash
Idk how to wash bodypillows
Just put that into washing machine and pour some detergent
don't forget to remove the cotton
your an expert in this field i see
typical asian
😭
i use doll
bang ur doll
yup
hell yeah
🥛
guys, anyone of you either know which Collab Characters are the strongest based on AL lore than Gameplay, I only know about DAL but not the others like Gridman, BRS and Danmachi, just saying so that I won't be biased enough to say DAL has the strongest units by paper in lore






