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I also believe one guy died
ofc Endmin use the much-weaker version of it
ah.
Yeah. Endmin not strong enough to solo verses

Formi big qt
Im still waitting for Shinano Oath skin tho
We all do
Always keep wife well geared up
Then fanart her in oath and Musashi in oath
I cannot wait to use Nakhimov's bunny skin when I unlocked her
Dishwasher1910
indeed
ITS FLOOF OVER HEAVEN
probbly that skin for her
here's an alternative
It looks fun
KAMINA
Could be
Can't believe Nakhimov got a bunny skin before Shinano's oath skin
Musashi released after Nano but got oath earlier
And yes, Nakhimov DO have a bunny skin by classification

what is it ?
Nano has ram
Shinano oath skin this year trust me I know what I’m talking about
XD the spning finger
At least Shinano is likely getting her ship version on wows👀
Shinayes 
Would be nice to see big sista Yamato and little sista Nano together
whats this trend even about
old reference
Wow even gura spinning finger!
Aye i know her.
that's the og
Delulu gal
after 2 years we miss Gura right now
Silly Nano
Ah its that retired vtuber
No sashi in wows
ded
she esploded
She is a retired premium
an urban legend of ZZZ
this is umamusume general

wait a minute Musashi swimsuit yet right seens Shinano already had one
Mambo!
Nano has..but Sashi doesnt
I want more Hakuhou/Mecklenburg skins
She needs more l2d
Mambo Mambo!
Omatsuri mambo!
1% battery+Voice call+Screen sharing+30 degree weather+playing a game
oh my god not the mambo song
Aura
1% battery last longer than 100 to 80%
True
This has genuinely happened to me to many times
Ur phone cooked
When Goldship she do pose like Michael Jackson
have I ever told this server I get the same vibes from Murm and Machitan
how many hours your phone battery get drain ?
they're both very cozy and homey and cute
Literally
who do you think is the closest competitor to gold ship in azur lane ? my guess is maryland retrofit
Dont even remember how she looks like
Horse girls in Azur lane
Who is the Most susy halloween skin in azur lane give me 5 top
isn't daisen the only one so far?
Atago
Or
Owarida
Shes a Donkey I think?
Portsmouth
That or a donkey
no Daisen is defs meant to be a horse -w-
portsmounth i never heard that charector before
the ears are just kinda
i don't really have any gems so no skins for me
close together
no i just asking who is the most susy halloween skin
Umamusume in Azur lane I’ve been waiting for this🔥🔥
to callab ?
Depends on usage but 5-6hrs on avg when playing AL in bg
share the grass
do vampire skins also count ?
Best pirate girl
Robo Horse
oh I just realized she put the bunny ears over her real ears
how is she hearing anything bro
oh my god what ?
Queen Anne's Revenge.
Her eyes glows red in this skin
what about golden Hindi halloween skin
Alsace's Robohorse-rigging is called Alicorn

Alsus

I don’t think that collab will ever happen
What does that even mean

maybe this ?
Oh hell nah
what ?
She is horny
Yeah Portsmouth

Hornier than Alsus?
not really
Implacable Lunar year skin also had a secret message.
she is kinky with her self-generated tar
Mog
i never see this skin seens i was away from halloween party
finally completed
I am still stuck at Ibuki
Now for the bunny outfit give me top 10 skins
The only thing hornier than alsause is mog
Musashi
I'm still grinding for Meck -w-
I completed mecky I’m going for ply now
why are the germans taking forever 
just complete which ever you like the most
in my case i completed neptune first then chesire and plymouth
Well i want Fdg. But busy with Pr1. Not even finished first ship
Big effort = big reward
eh, once you're high level enough PR order is whatever you want
And Mecklenburg is definitely a big reward
I ditched PR2 the moment Breezy and Ply were revealed for PR5
Oh my she hits like a truck
People grind all of a PR first before moving on?
she hit like a truck(kun) indeed
Can't wait to have all +13 gears on her
you see i'm just doing this for collection% -w-
even bigger then this ?
Truck Kun is far superior then mecklenburg truck damage
Yes
the fact she's german aside i'm generally lazy to like
level other girls
so like
NJ's been working nonstop since 2021 for that
Oh yeah pr is the hardest
For sure
yeah 
i'm currently grinding Hindenburg and the XP grind takes a while
but well, at least they're guaranteed
UNLIKE THOSE 2 SUBS I'M MISSING FROM SPECIAL POOL

I stopped honestly
I’m to lazy to get those bp
Plus after ply I’m going for kearsarge next
Getting the pr ship is not difficult just time gated
the real grind is obtaining bps
Yeah that’s what I mean
Pls don’t remind me
i feel ya but they are really worth the grind
my next wishing wells are going to be spent on submarines TwT
Iroha when I catch you, when I catch you Iroha
may be Hamm secretly sabotage your Iroha acquisition
Hamham would never 
hai:3 завтра какие игры вы, ребята, собираетесь транслировать, и если вы транслируете, пожалуйста, говорите по-английски, я не русский, я использую русский переводчик для общения, хе-хе~
well it's Iroha that nuked Hamm and totalled Yorky irl
this isn't war thunder
Oh wait this is not the right server, my fault again~~~
yeah but Hamham's a nice girl, she would never sabotage me like that
if Yorky is around , sure Hamm is restraint-ed
Yah i know, i meant it to my friends russian/israeli gaming server~
of course she's around I got her in 2 pulls -w-

But the translation ive accidentally placed isnt serious anyways~~~
right chile anyways so
Plymouth+Lion+Bzwei+Mecklenburg
When Azur lane callob with Bilibili ?
in 2018 I think
+traffy+z52
hmmm oh right, there were Billibilli-shipgirls in CN
Before EN was a thing
oh nvm, 2017 yeah
It was either 2017 or early 2018
I believe traffy does go well with lion but what does z52 offer?
Z52 is pure gunbotes, a less kinky and risky alternatve than the Mog
Being one of the best vanguards in the game
Tanky af, extremely good buffer, high dps
Only nerds dont use mog
5% dmg increase, dmg, tanking
well, wiki says 2017 one was the bb skins for the starters
and 2018 was the bb girls proper
Im back~!
Omagaaaaa
omagaaaaaa
I have neither
Anyways, is there something new today you guys wanna tell me about~?
i want Z52 and Z11 so badly
She’s in the Fritz event yeah? Hmm I think she’s the girl that roller skates or sum
Yes sth liddat
5% damage increase
Its 12am in my time, i should stay up right~?
until 4am
TWINN~!
reset has arrived, dailies must be performed, the grind shan't end
Mehh, im going to scroll in tiktok for a while, tell me anything while im gone, hehehe~~~
See you guys~
time to sleep

@rose spire daily dose of lion
are you playing on a ipad ?
Nein why?
the screen looked way too wide
WHAT ?
Must be cause I adjusted the shipgirl size
tolerate her ?
Old return again shipgirl the same 
@loud herald check dms
You can DM me instead if they don't reply
no livestream jp nothing nope.
it's a personal thing beetween me and them
Uhuh...
If you could tell then im trying to contact them that would be nice im an old friend
Bro i knew them irl
crap i acceintedly glicht azur lane on my phone i had to restart it
Oh my gosh, are you okay, need anything~?
Just tell them im tryna het on contact they know who i am
Never getting tired of this view 🍑 
Kuruwife

Maintenance on my cake day
Ahh Kurumi she carried me when i started AL
nah its fine i just restart the game
The lust is crazy
best callob ever
In 2k26 when the ambush mechanic is entirely optional, how do you even put yourself in this situation?
a shame i didn't get all the Date A Live shipgirls
I need another peak UR BB aux gear chat. So I can get it to +13 and give it to Mecklenburg
manual 10-3 hardmode
Hmm, okay, great~!
Bring more carriers silly
Keep looking till your last breath~
In dear god, Yes
I am fucking jealous you have the Bnnuy Taihou 
The purest form of sexual references
oh
Alright gn to everyone and especially my cute grooming victim
I thrive on pure IB singular CV fleet comps
Yes that skin counts as bunny for some reason
i didnit know she already bunny outfit i though was in the photograph skin
Quite funny, Musashi isn't
You can bring two CVs you know
despite it is
Bring Weser. She's pretty hot
Yes, that is why it is humourous to me
Every god damn time a battle is about to end my game just glitches and freezes everything -_- this piece of shit game is ragebaiting me atp

Y'all are weird creatures
Devon has fun teasing you while rping


Thanks
i cant wait to see her in slow ahead season 2
low-key starting to think fujinami was silently removed
what is this RNG... 100+ runs (lost track) and nothing

oh cock, event on the 26th
you gotta pushing the rock up the hill til you get there...
I can't, gonna run out of oil for the event at this rate

can u just halt 16-4 grinding for time being?
Knowing Kurumi, its fine tho 
Its fine, GPH has a Quick Gear guide, but its up to you since AL is about Gooning to ships 
Lore doesn’t matter boobs matter
16-4 is life
Me when I login
what has lore to do with ChatGPH?
Hah... you rascal
lore is stored in the boobs

yoo is that Turq

I still can't react to your messages somehow
Tell me more of Holstein Lore
You sure she didn't block you? Usually that's why.
The Poles is sussy about her
No wonder I dive in them all the time
hipper meta taking off the coat to reveal the lovebags her sisters left her upon hearing all this:

skk dummy link 
@stiff forum didn't know you were a client of ours mate
Yeah omw
De Gouden Leuuw is a Cafeteria? 😄
Looks like it
that explains her thiccness
Ah, that's the reason she wants to serve the Commander. Understandable.
Donald Trump please save me

huh which trump
the boat?
President
Joe biden please save me then
Yea got a little fat
Please save me away from akagi
Don't worry. Nimi will save you 100%! 
oh i think you need javascript kaga for that
This man can

is that a Tomb Raider's comment?
What car is that
Indeed
Yes, that review was very helpful. Thank you very much. 
Dev taking notes to turn it into stellar blader

Nooooooo. 
@nimble dune
or turn into sharp-polygonnal boob like classics
Lmao
fr
"reviews" for any tomb raider game that whine about lara's boobs should be summarily deleted unless they specifically complain about them not consisting of six (6) triangles
well ofc
No way there is no mod making her "assets" bigger
Triangles are the way to go!

if they won't DLSS5 will 
What if she turns into a man with dlss 5 on

Jk
"bigger" booba achieve, with manly torso

man found a solution
ain't Indiana Jones's tombs also nuked most of the time?
and that one time he survived literal nuke-test in a fridge
Game reviewers if they were actually honest
Based answer
well she's not an archeologist - she's a tomb raider 
it's like saying a hot dog is a bad burger, well it's not a burger
similar to gravedigger, but only the centuries+ old
fr
I prefer body snatchers
whom is later-Lala Croft based face from? post-Angelina Jolie
as in the new trilogy one?

Lana Craft
hmmm, apparently it's based on Camilla Luddington but it's not 1:1 her face, according to wiki
and camilla is the mocap and voice for her


Bratnano

are you sure that is her, Not Soyuz?
And so are you apparently
Boobies boobs
shinano when she found skk sleeping after night battle she will invade them in their dreams
wonder if her dream manipulation can actually do anything cuz
if it could
she prob would be the strongest lore wise

assuming sirens do sleep
when SKK sleep, shinano can laid you in dreamscape

cuz we know shipgirls sleeps
Dream manipulation as in causing harm
Richard Nixon
Do not.
true

that's where she's active
@stiff forum btw return os later imma do some more stuff
Or I uhh I don't know give you the contact of this girl that has been pestering me
under da water
Ehehehe~
and ask you to deal with her since you are both hags
Haii :3 i have woken up just now, its 1am here~~~
hell nah
hi guys does anyone know what the cheap moving skins in the shop is for? I see TB and arbiter in there
go back to sleep
Chat how do I get Nelson to step on me gosh damn that retrofit
maybe go farm her affection or something
Hypersonic Anti Ship Missile
I need atleast 1 partner to hug my waist and breathes on my neck, i need 19 pillow flips, 183 blinks, 12 mins of phone, and 3 random thoughts im going to be thinking for the next 38mins~~~
Say less
sea skimming anti ship missile
There she goes
DO IT
BURGER~?!
Let sky cancer dies
I need to she hurt me
Iam dying
The fuck I just read
aleast still less annoying than sub
Destroy those torpedos no skill fucks
Oh noo, please dont die~~~
Bisko is next
You have just read a message~!
Oh? I think you got the wrong app for it go to c.ai
But she doesn’t spam torpedos ):
For better response
Ehhh, it is what it is~~
DID HE JUST SAY HIS NAME WAS BURGER

@stiff forum Please help me, you are the only hag I know
Help you with what and the "hag" word was necessary
I think I gotta put you in your place again
💀
The acid cannot be this potent
C.ai is ahh, otherhalf ai is genuinely better, like the ai is more smart, and it has live 2d skins~!
Getting rid of this girl who have been pestering me, she is also a hag
Then go stay with it
It's not that hard
Hag isn't exactly the right word try milf

blehhh im just tired, im staying in here for a while~~~

i refuse to believe an actual fucking person consciously typed this message
True, but I am not invested in either of them sexually, so hag will be a more neutral term
The acid is having its toll on people
Fucking true
Yes, a living thing called "me" has typed such message~
i wish being "based" could deter such "acid"
chatgpt talk like alsace for me
Hmmm then aunt she ain't really a grandma yet
I use ai for doing my essays or searching up stuffs~~
Bro just admit it LMFAO
i feel like acid is being poured into my eyes when reading this shit
Omg I don't have the cubes or money for all these events
Acid is slang for LSD
Buttmp2?
BUT THESE SHIP GIRLS BE BAD ASF
Bmp mentioned~~~
hag includes aunties
either way @stiff forum please please please help me
Just skip them it ain't that hard there's always reruns in like 2 years
No
I should do this
Didnt i just admitted before~?
thats a good idea I might try it
I absolutely NEED that bad bitches
@stiff forum wife help this poor soul
that scary woman keeps crawling backkkk
Idk what to do tho
Do it skip em
just erm be their friend
Bmp3 with 57mm Auto cannon
What~?

actually @ember magnet also seems good for this one
@stiff forum le gasp Vi doesn't know how to be friends with someone without getting freaky
can you help this poor soul
Even better
damn thats a tall order
Ehh, what are you talking about again~?
Wrong firstly she doesn't know what to say when be friend with someone
☝️
Be a friend of this person so erm...
she leave me alone
!!!
Omg who would agree to that
Lol
Is he/she that lonely bruh
Be a friend to WHOM~~?
No they're my ex crawling back for the 3rd time
I think there's a "unfriend" or "block" option right
and I am not dealing with this anymore
Can you show me your taihou build
I wanna take inspiration when building my own
Then wtf are you doing talking to em just block em already
Ehhh-heeeh, odd question~~~
last time it was alt bombing so I didn't even bother blocking this time
Iam having trust issues about that bro even play the game or not

and more importantly
why is it even being shared here in the first place?
There's something that prevents someone from messaging you if you ain't friends
What's wrong~~~?? I wanna build my Taihou correctly -.- You seem like the perfect person to ask~
OMFG

cringe
I just replied to you, look up there~~~
@stiff forum E gonna be gone for 2 months for rehabilitation starting this Saturday
That means he/she don't even play the game lmao
Show me her gears and everything
HEY- Dont be such a rude-ie~~~!
Lol

Azur Larp is upon us
Crazy

What~?
Yah~
Just google it, im lazy to show, sorry~~!

I love Taihou
But I prefer her sister—
Bro is lazy to show builts but not lazy to do larping shit 24 hours
Girl do you know what build means
W mentality
Like what do you have on your Taihou

fr
I think she is aware
Based
Anyway get her ass Haya I'm in your corner
Already know bro is on the chat for larping don't play the game there's nothing more new
Pretty sure
Madre mia
Lol
Im not larping, thats just how i talk, like i cant be larping, right~?
😂😂😂
Yeah until she also pulled all strings of mutual connection to force me into groups
Yeah I understand. Like a car crash you can't look away from
Just check it yourself, its mandatory to be responsible~!
OMFG
cut off most of them afterwards but yeah
Well
I will give them an example as to what I mean
why is your ex a conversation in alo??
Whats happening guys~?😢
Hear me out
If they say they're not larping
But they sound like they're larping anyways
Does that count as larping
yes
Yes

yes
Are you guys talking about me~?
if it looks like a larp and sounds like a larp, it's a duck
No we are talking about a dumbass person who talks like ipad kid
I think larping at the fact youre larping is like a complete 180 at that point youre playing the game

No we're talking about the elephant in the room
Y'all are indeed weird humans
And whos the elephant~?
@ember magnet Send a screenshot of your Taihou like this
Watch out bro crops your image and send it

Lmao
You not gonna awaken it?
I don't care for her
googoo gaga i love playing subway surfers and watching family guy funny moments
le gasp TREASON
I think i have A6 zero and suisei, thats it, no other equipment, just the planes~~
and im broke
awaken to make the 0 overflow exp do nothing? 
The gear bro

I spent my last arrays on Moskva
it's gone😭
I ripped them off of her and put it on her sister I think
Tbh
Idek which is more cringe
The person larping as one of the ships in the game
Or the hundreds of people we see here using some historical general or plane or tank as their name and pfp

Well if they don't start political stuff
Both?
I mean at least to an extent they physically cannot act like their pfp so thats something
50% of my brain thinks youre mentioning me and 50% on my other half thinks not~~~
Of course
NATO

Act like plane 💀
What~?

I seriously think ive seen a few people do that during my time here
There's a fuck ton
I saw a guy acting like spider
Almost none of them last a year

hai? 
A few months even
The plane and tank ones are one thing
Hru?
Im sorry, what are we talking about~?
People being dumb without letting them know they are one
Taihou fell out of the meta on her release banner cause Essex did everything she did but better
Thats the topic
i am
, ty
Oof alright
Im so tired of these messages~~
Nah a guy with his non existence account
But thats true anyways~~~
Uh-Huh~?
what content?
I mean he did list actual planes ingame but theyre literally just the planes that irl taihou carried so.. idk if thats much
Lmaoooo
can be amusing, cringe, backseated, uncanny, or all in one
especially larper who really know about it
It's amusing to me tbh 
Guys are you talking about me, im quite worried, like im not larping and stuffs~?
If you take your time to research about a thing youre larping i think youre just an honorary fan at that point
No we're talking about another person

Bro played azur lane on war thunder I think so it's the wrong server then
Peak larp
Let's talk after I retire atago

Oh, who thats "another person" then-? But isnt it rude calling someone a "larper" i mean anyone can be themselves right~?
Its just like
What is the point of larping
Nvm i already knew, my bad~
the hell is even word mean
Always taught larping meant just being an idiot and doing stupid stuff for some reason 
Yor hi
I have him shiny. Too lazy to do him
Damn You don't want the new Vanguard?
I taught of it's some offensive words
I am really sick.
To put it to you bluntly
The way you behave, whether intentionally or otherwise
Sounds like your larping
Or is at least super cringy 
Larper
Ty
But thats the way i talk, thats myself and my personality, im very sorry if you find that odd, i didnt have intentions of larping, or being rude~~~


Ohh~

I saw that, heh~?
Fortnite
Where Kafka doin griddy
For gotham ahh
you dont need to use "~~" at the end of each sentence if you are not larping
for Batmann Femboi
Yep

I need 30k please~
But really i dont have intentions of larping, i just use that just for fun~
Perlica is a nice birb

I'm ready to party
she is a fowl girl
where Sashi
This is your daily reminder that Shinano is the best floof
~~ in a room with skk~~

Yes tbh
I like her more than Musashi
everyone knows mamagi is the peak floof

Heh~~~
Shinano is a giant pillow
Shinano(vka)
Im thinking it something wrong, is it something else specific~?
interesting
Sovetsky shinano
Would tangtang be good friends with Tung Tung
Soyuz learnt the idea from German's "Operation Fubuki" in 1941
Dont like brainrot
Hmmm-? Okay, geesh, i guess so, hehe~?
she is too stupid to be "bad friend"

sharing "intelligence value" with Chen
Woah, we were talking about larping, to pillows~~~
Hopefully
Thicc submarine
Thats female??
That thing has a gender?
Good i dont have it in my feeds
unlss u mean TungTung
in my language , "tung" means "tank" (water tank, bucket, tub)
In my language tank is tank
But we say like
Tànk
to call a tank (
) add "rodd" aka "roddtung"
Dark web


Whys the chat empty for now, i mean we were flaming eachother earlier, now its just dead for now~~
cuz i unplugged life support
I had a long flame message typed up but decided against it
oops
insomnia for NAer
Youtube just randomly suggested me a banger I hadnt heard before, so my day is good
Its 2am in my time now, i guess i can stay up right~?
are you gonna say that everyday and ended up sleeping anyway
hey hey people
Probably for that blud

also damn Chat is dead
blud?
oh sorry, just probably referring to the person you referred to
Welp i cant resist the urge to sleep~~~
Hmm, quite true~
I get nightmares all the time apperently, and im mostly a "morning sleeper"~~
you are not a morning sleeper when you cant even hold it till 6am
it's dangerous out there, take this elf with you
I can hold it to 6am, but id like to sleep earler now days, i dont have nightshifts that much anymore~~
Hot

Ughh- im bored, anything to cheer me up or uplift the mood here~?
Bismarck
yorr

I see a wild john
Mog and horniness

I'm good me and my brother are doing an event together

Bucky the Smug


here have a wholesome Meckburger
Wife
Wife
interesting menu
Meck is very wife

but Tenka still >
Time to mark a branding on her
She gon be the burger i eat
Akashi still lives on 
finally 120
Rice shower
Rice shower
Akashi rn just running repair and maintenance on the other ships
I think it recently tended with Kaga

Henderson

ain't she an Ocean Research there?
Where is Henderdad

and Hendermom
and Henderdaughter
This one hates the scam cat

"The World must always has a scamcat, otherwise, the Balance will crumble"
Nekomourne.....Hungers!
No!
The world do not need a scam cat!!!
death to scamcat!
if a scamcat is eliminated, the world will automatically assign next shipgirl to be scamcat
and the process manifest in a span of a week
and lord has mercy if Shinano hair start turning green
how genz meme a scientific-status
yes
Which song?
that relics that almost always comes with "low-cortisol" dance
Oh, Alright
not 200 affinity smh
Vietnamese. TIA - Ai Ðưa Em Về
almost
dayum

I mean you oathed her last year
well yeah i didn't wait 
I had other ships to oath before her
fair enough
oathed her a couple days ago
I see that name
i am way too deep in the game and i basically either oath them within a few weeks of their release or never 
But to me she looks like alice from blue archive
i can see the similarity to alice, but the personality isn't really a good fit
Well I've never played blue archive so I wouldn't know
Worth it
True, one of the best collab skins
I'm glad I skipped maid elf for Kurumi

booba is served
No scam cat!! Kill!!
KANAA CHAAN
hmmm Guam shouldn't be that slim, but ok
I mean Guam was a kid at some point 
no, actually, they have a point with columbia. though her hair is too dark 
rebellous Guam evaded strict-Alaska
trying to bring sister Hawaii and Philippine into her circle
I mean both and Guam and Columbia have similar bubbly personality, but Guam has dem eyes like Ruby
yeah but columbia has the a closer eye color instead
jus imagine an older Ruby and boom that is Guam
Guam is straight up inspired by Ai Hoshino
Hawaii would be slightly tanned, and Phillipine has black-hair like Indomie







