al-general

[shut crane]

I see nothing wrong

she's a big hot girl, transparent in places, falling from the sky, jiggling

[rose spire]

Boobs moving like jelly

[modern yoke]

[vivid osprey]

It's so bad hahaha

VTuber model tier tit physics

[rose spire]

It’s not bad but I expected better for a SR

[cedar hawk]

Only... 21 more bulins... to go...

[rose spire]

I even thought nayaro police skin was unryuu for a sec

[rose spire]

YORKKYYYYYY

[rustic sapphire]

Why so any 🚮 for the new unryu skin ?

[celest saddle]

people like to hate

[vivid osprey]

I thought Kizu's skin was Shimanto lmao

[neon coral]

Sup chat
I'm 1 year older than yesterday me

[cedar hawk]

Thankfully it can be more like... 13 more bulins, 3200 cubes and 2.4m coins!

[vivid osprey]

Happy birthday man

[cedar hawk]

Hello 1 year older than yesterday me, this one shall refer to herself as the IJN Shinano, a member of the Yamato-class shipgirls.

[craggy hollow]

Hold on a second, is this real??

I can't find anything on Twitter or reddit

[rose spire]

I got confused too much

[cedar hawk]

And this one sincerely congratulates you

[neon coral]

You can't fool me Soyuz

[shut crane]

https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/2035189664311910558

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

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#アズー...

X · Mar 21, 2026, 3:00 AM

[craggy hollow]

Oh my lawd

[neon coral]

So the Takao gene is finally kickin

[craggy hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-its-happening-ok-stay-calm-the-office-gif-6091046

[shut crane]

https://fixupx.com/azurlane_staff/status/2035265155395879160

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【着せ替え】
︀︀鳥海　ハートシーフ
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FixupX · Mar 21, 2026, 8:00 AM

fuck you embed!

[vivid osprey]

change ''x'' to ''fixupx''

that tends to fix broken embeds

[shut crane]

maya beeg now

[neon coral]

Cool where Atago skin at

[vivid osprey]

That isn't Atago? Lol

[craggy hollow]

I am weak.. I did not see this coming

[rustic sapphire]

That's not atago ??

[neon coral]

No it's Choukai

[sinful vapor]

yea Choukai

[rustic sapphire]

[shut crane]

she has the lil flower

[neon coral]

She looks like that one girl from GFL

[sinful vapor]

wat

[vivid osprey]

Well tbf that's good, Choukai is underloved compared to both other cruisers in her class

[pastel oracle]

[cedar hawk]

False.

[sinful vapor]

@solid whale Choukai got a new skin that people almost confused her as Atago

[rustic sapphire]

She can whip me with her tail

[neon coral]

[cedar hawk]

Choukai love??

[sinful vapor]

Infernal

[shut crane]

their legs, they're getting so fat and juicy

[neon coral]

They have a matching their skin with Takao's skin

[pastel oracle]

[rustic sapphire]

Well

[solid whale]

bro i did too

[sinful vapor]

what a simp

[solid whale]

choukai already looks like atago and that screenshot made her have the pointy ears

[neon coral]

Another broken bones

To Shikikan

[rustic sapphire]

The pelvis

[solid whale]

also its like 4am and im a lil tipsy

[ocean pawn]

MOAN

[shut crane]

maya's first skin, she's all grown up

[sinful vapor]

same here 4am

[solid whale]

based EST chad

[vivid osprey]

9 AM, I gotta head out for my new tattoo soon

[solid whale]

so

[shut crane]

no gore posting

[solid whale]

where the atago l2d

[heavy pagoda]

her first skin

[rustic sapphire]

Stop drinking

[solid whale]

i did

[modern yoke]

No gore lol

[neon coral]

She already have a rooftop skin

Alongside Takao

[solid whale]

NOOOOO MY TWITTER UPDATED

[vivid osprey]

Are these people even trying

what do you mean 127k damage

[solid whale]

fuck YOU google play

[shut crane]

woof

[rustic sapphire]

I want her to restraint me between her thighs

[solid whale]

thats dynamic

i want L2D

[neon coral]

https://tenor.com/view/jiminwolf-jimin-wolf-bts-borawolf-gif-26426782

[nocturne ether]

HOT CHOUKAI SKIN

[solid whale]

man i cant believe google play updated my twitter app

[vivid osprey]

Are they really gonna make me spend oil to do 13k damage

Nah

[solid whale]

now i got X and the grok bullshit

[modern yoke]

Oh no infernal emote Tore off clothes

[solid whale]

anyway i gotta sleep

[nocturne ether]

[solid whale]

gonna manifest the atago l2d+ i know manjuu is cooking

itll happen

trust

[solid whale]

cat-dog burglar

[shut crane]

even in a sexy ninja costume, maya looks lovely

[neon coral]

You have like 4 more days

[solid whale]

epic cat-dog reference

[silent lagoon]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/2035265155395879160

[shut crane]

e🅱️ic embed fail

[solid whale]

🫵

[silent lagoon]

Too spicy to be embed

[neon coral]

https://vxtwitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/2035265155395879160

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【着せ替え】
鳥海　ハートシーフ
「ひゃぅ！？赤外線センサーがこんなに……ふぅ……なんとかくぐり抜けられましたけど…つ、次はどうしたら……？」

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#アズールレーン

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 21, 2026, 8:00 AM

[normal comet]

[neon coral]

This is the same thing

Maya isn't flat now

[silent lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/steggo-stay-gold-jiii-staring-look-gif-13197745801794972636

My embed fails

[shut crane]

maya beeg

[silent lagoon]

But his doesn't

[solid whale]

maya got a bbl and thigh/hip fat injections

[shut crane]

everyone is getting implants and injections

[neon coral]

Oh yeah reminder Maya is voiced by Saori Oonishi

[solid whale]

funny enough

i dont think choukai got bigger

[shut crane]

choukai's leg is so extra thicc

[sinful vapor]

her 🍑 did

[neon coral]

I will be in the Mejiro Kachow trenches

[solid whale]

[shut crane]

look at those tiny legs and boobs

[normal comet]

her boobs is big

[neon coral]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-mejiro-mcqueen-gif-4669442212884008328

[shut crane]

thighs not even wider than her body

[fleet flume]

Chokai!?

Bro

[normal comet]

her legs just got upgrade

[rustic sapphire]

She did

[fleet flume]

Takao class getting the glow up

Ong

[shut crane]

choukai got massively bigger

[fleet flume]

My sister in laws

[neon coral]

And what's next you gonna bet on Takao-chan to appear this year

[fleet flume]

Is it the same artist

[solid whale]

ok yea she did

[rustic sapphire]

Fat tiddies for every girl
Stop pretending medium boobs are better
The bigger the better

[sinful vapor]

def getting Unryuu, Choukai, and Maya skin

[rustic sapphire]

Idk

[solid whale]

im def getting the atago l2d+ i know is coming

[fleet flume]

keep cooking manjuu

NAH

[solid whale]

[fleet flume]

NOT LIKE HAT

athat

[sinful vapor]

I mean Takao already got a glow up

[fleet flume]

When Atago get a new skin everything Will implode

[solid whale]

actually goated skin

[merry robin]

[fleet flume]

The outfit she got before trapping me in the bedroom

[rustic sapphire]

Takao has the biggest boobs size increase

[fleet flume]

Bigger than Atago

[merry robin]

Dont think they will make Hipper glow up

[sinful vapor]

Hipper lol

[solid whale]

until atago gets a new skin*

[fleet flume]

Akashi needs to do her magic

[rustic sapphire]

I bet on little NJ this year

[merry robin]

Akashi must glow up herself

[neon coral]

Yeah me too

[merry robin]

[solid whale]

ok i sleep now

[shut crane]

no sleep, stare at takaos

[solid whale]

I best wake up to good news or ill make it everyone else's problem

[nocturne ether]

she isn't exactly small though

[solid whale]

[molten obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/motoko-kusanagi-gits-ghost-in-the-shell-sac-gif-27647347

[sinful vapor]

Gits

[pastel oracle]

Unryuu in the Shell

[solid whale]

the penny i just dropped off a skyscraper:

[nocturne ether]

finally manjuu remembered about choukai

[solid whale]

forget uryuuu

[sinful vapor]

even more so with Maya

[solid whale]

this is the taco event

[nocturne ether]

yep maya too

[sinful vapor]

Maya's first skin

ever

[nocturne ether]

but personally out of all the takao class I like choukai the most

[rustic sapphire]

This fanart allready made choukai a boob monster

[stable plank]

maya skin?

[nocturne ether]

yes

and choukai skin

[rustic sapphire]

Unryuu skin make her boobs shaking everywhere

[nocturne ether]

kinda suits her tbh

[stable plank]

yeah choukai skin is whatever

[fleet flume]

This implies she is naked herself

[rose spire]

Atago skin soon!!!!

[molten obsidian]

The flapping of her booba is too fast

It looks funny

[stable plank]

maya skin is ok

[molten obsidian]

But I like the skin

[rustic sapphire]

Goofy aah boob

[fleet flume]

Chokai was rocking a sleeper build

[molten obsidian]

The concept at least

[nocturne ether]

[rustic sapphire]

Bro is horny

[cedar hawk]

Finding lolitards in there give this one a good laugh...

[mental swift]

is this camouflage

[fleet flume]

As one should

I mean, with skins like that

Its a givem

M

Inspiration found

[cedar hawk]

Love how lolitards oath the big mommies meta ship only for the stats and suddenly they get to complain why Azur Lane should add 83957 children-like ships into the game...

[molten obsidian]

Ye I'm pretty sure it's a GitS reference to SAS Motoko's skyscraper drop

[fleet flume]

Oathing ships because you like them

Shoutout to Kirishima for being my day one

[cedar hawk]

Because they apprently oathed the big mommy shipfus... even though if you look at how they treat their oathed ships you can clearly see they are not even bothered to change the name, let alone have any skin on...

[rustic sapphire]

Indianapolis was my first oath

[fleet flume]

Publicly known wife is Takao but Kiri is my first

[cedar hawk]

Prinz Heinrich is gang as hell.

[fleet flume]

Heinrrich was one of my first SRs

Still hadnt oathed her

[shut crane]

boobrich

[cedar hawk]

I oathed her first

[heavy pagoda]

They finally remembered the other two takaos

[fleet flume]

Nah bro

Atago still waiting

Everyone Will self implode when she gets a new skin

[cedar hawk]

Atago get all the peak design but no good L2Ds.

[heavy pagoda]

[fleet flume]

Dynamic, take it or leave it

[rustic sapphire]

My oath

[heavy pagoda]

Wasn't her summer L2D

[cedar hawk]

I know she have a L2D, but that thing was so old it is out of the competition already

[cedar hawk]

Ironically, until this day, her race queen skin is still the standard pick

[heavy pagoda]

1 shilling its because of the pose

[cedar hawk]

The overall design is nice, you cannot decline that

[fleet flume]

When Atago gets a new skin i Will write something with the sisters

[celest saddle]

Lets fucking go choukai got a skin

[cedar hawk]

In fact, if there is a skin modernisation wave (never) then this one firmly believes that will be the first skin being worked on.

[fleet flume]

Manjuu coming in clutch for giving me motivation

[tight roost]

choukai got a skin before doy oath skin

[normal comet]

seeing all the hot skin make me horni

[fleet flume]

Wild

[normal comet]

Who doesnt

[fleet flume]

Exactly bro

[celest saddle]

Wanting her to get a new one

[rustic sapphire]

I dont want to be horny anymore
I want to be happy

[fleet flume]

It was intended to be like that

[merry robin]

Hey my wifes sister

[cedar hawk]

The irony of the IJN Shinano listening to Sing me to sleep

[cedar hawk]

Hello my sister's husband

[cedar hawk]

Not gonna lie, one of the more underrated work, and also one of the biggest lore piece ever.

[merry robin]

Nano asmr
?

[cedar hawk]

Alan Walker vs. Marshmello fandom died the day Sing Me To Sleep (Marshmello Remix) dropped.

One cannot fathom how peak the powerscaling was.

[heavy pagoda]

Ok fair

[cedar hawk]

Still use that skin on her until this day (since I was disappointed that werewold is only a Dynamic)

[bold kayak]

wait she basically nude but invi

[shut crane]

if you look at the expression snippets you can see the boobs there aren't transparent

[bold kayak]

ohhhh

youre right!!!

[cedar hawk]

Her body is water... that is why she have one of the most exaggerated physics too...

[bold kayak]

just a little moreeee

[runic abyss]

WTF

[rose spire]

The game keeps feeding me ply research yes keep doing that

[bold kayak]

im curious about the two with question mark

[normal comet]

If you look closely, you can see their boobs is squishy

[bold kayak]

im guessing its her doing ahegao

[pastel moat]

She's going invisible

[cedar hawk]

I must wonder, which shipgirl will actually be the best to be around in real life

[languid dawn]

[cedar hawk]

Shinano is always sleeping so she is not the greatest pick, as it pains me to say.

New Jersey is actually a better pick as it is known that she is an excellent mechanic too...

[rose spire]

[hasty wing]

just in time that I'll be finishing ply today in 2 hours...

[neon coral]

Kana Yuuki and motherly-like characters

[stiff forum]

Hot louis

[rose spire]

W

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[wispy badge]

Scylla, she will make me even more useless

[cedar hawk]

The Lion do not concern with being cold.

[nocturne ether]

depends on what kind of person you vibe with

[tired crown]

Birb shall return to work

[hearty salmon]

PAT HER FASTER

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-milesteller-jksimmons-gif-5318252

MORE PATTING

[rose spire]

I CANT THATS THE MAX SPEED

[devout bough]

Lion stand was out everywhere in my city

[hearty salmon]

I WILL GRAB THIS DRUM KIT AND SKULL FUCK YOU IF YOU DO NOT PLAY TO MY TEMPO

[devout bough]

have a Richie

[hearty salmon]

MORE PATTING

[rose spire]

Yeah dats my wife right there I’m a lucky guy she’s goes by the name “Hms Lion” maybe you’ve heard of her

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-fletcher-yes-accept-gif-5131194

[rose spire]

I CANT BRO PLEASE UNDERSTAND

[hearty salmon]

THEN GET THE HELL OUTTA MY PLYMOUTH PATTING GROUP

[devout bough]

Anniv will be French UR and French oath skins will come and Richelieu's oath skin will definitely be included

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/terence-fletcher-whiplash-answer-answer-me-shouting-angry-gif-23530973

[devout bough]

i know it

it came to me in a dream

[rose spire]

BRO IM SORRY ILL TRY TO MAKE IT FASTER HOLD ON

[real hamlet]

Seattle

[shut crane]

seattle is a good gril

[real hamlet]

[rose spire]

It has been done

Plymegahyperpat

[devout bough]

Maille Breze museum must have had an interesting time

imagine

French naval museum

low visitor count

has nothing to do with any anime culture

and suddenly bam azur lane collab

literally who even go to Nantes

[shut crane]

boat nerds and anime nerds! Unite!

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-fletcher-yes-accept-gif-5131194

[shut crane]

people who have family in nantes

[devout bough]

so no one

[rose spire]

Oh yeah ofc

[cosmic forge]

that dynamic skin looks so stupid

[vivid osprey]

Jello tits

[shut crane]

jiggle jiggle

[fleet flume]

Richy Will forever be one of the most elegant shipgirls

[devout bough]

truly

Richie is peak

[rose spire]

I am Richelieu

[shut crane]

fluffy tail

[vivid osprey]

Ise is based

Refined taste

[novel bobcat]

Maya AND Chokai? after all this time all 4 sisters have skins now

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-gala-bismarck-gif-3174088759519075800

Wife

Ty infernal.

[karmic delta]

I have never forgotten. And I never plan too.

[novel bobcat]

...why is Unryuu translucent in her dynamic skin

she made of water?

[vivid osprey]

Think that's the idea kinda yeah

Water spirit thing

[stable plank]

still better than the soyuz skin

[vivid osprey]

Not a fan of Bond chick Soyuz?

[stable plank]

maybe if she wasnt hanging around in the air

[pastel oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/motoko-kusanagi-gits-ghost-in-the-shell-sac-gif-27647347

[atomic narwhal]

I wish I had her. This is gorgeous

[mental swift]

the skin name was literally obvious that they were trying to do something bond related

[vivid osprey]

I mean yeah

[mental swift]

have you watched that movie though

people say that it's one of the best modern bond movies

[vivid osprey]

Skyfall was good! I like Casino Royale more though

That being said, I'm not the biggest Bond fan in general. Just not something I ever really engaged with

[cedar hawk]

Regensburg META with Unzen...

[mental swift]

i have watched all of the daniel Craig bond films and to say, yeah same I'm not the biggest bond fan either, but what I watched I liked

[cedar hawk]

Ultimate crit torpedoes...

[ocean pawn]

I SAID THE REAL TORNADO

[neon coral]

So

[meager marsh]

WAIT THIS NEW SKIN IS ACTUALLY SO PEAK AND COOL

and now I’m curious about the secret…..

[pine oasis]

Zorro ?!!!!

[ocean pawn]

SI

[pine oasis]

Teach me swordfighting

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-sidious-star-wars-spin-lightsaber-rolling-gif-17322873

[quasi cargo]

If you think about it. They threw lewdslop and put Mayas scarf there to tell its Maya and call it a day

I hate this Maya skin

Deserves better

[neon coral]

I checked Last Origin JP VAs and found out that elf woman Cerestia has Kana Yuuki(Yorktown, Yukikaze, Super Creek) is her VA
Where the Yorktown wearing Cerestia's clothes fanart at

I'll be seeing Yorktown and play Goo Goo Babies with her

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-good-morning-gif-3141351501054240114

[quasi cargo]

Maya is my favorite but was hoping a good skin and not lewdslop but oh well

[hearty salmon]

Super freak

https://tenor.com/view/super-creek-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-7885454455165643210

[eternal ice]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uma-umamusume-musume-D01p9q8AeW2zayEW3U

[modern moon]

https://tenor.com/view/super-creek-goo-goo-babies-yes-sigma-umamusume-gif-17085377401688426686

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-narita-brian-dancing-dance-uma-musume-gif-8095907687530178388

[normal comet]

Super creek

[devout bough]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTRZIop0O0& a respectful, relatively complete, high-effort review of laner?

in 2026?

[neon coral]

Pseychie

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1244043700234096672/20240526_004407.gif

[nova monolith]

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[jaunty adder]

MY WIVES HAVENT BEEN FORGOTTEN

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-sunset-gif-5213179698021177410

[ocean pawn]

akagi kaga suffering

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/napalm-fire-morning-explosion-gif-12246413

[neon coral]

Yorktown will force you to play Goo Goo Babies

[vapid plover]

the saratoga we have in game is a cv 3 variant right ?

[ocean pawn]

ye

there was only 1 saratoga during ww 2

RIPs at Bikini Atoll with USS Prinz Eugen and Nagato

[rustic sapphire]

Googoo gaga

[fluid pier]

I thought I was in #1394681081462001834 for a moment

[static kernel]

Wasnt the cl siren chaser

Or tracker

Her jp name

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-solid-snake-not-metal-gear-solid-gif-14480942659066849172

[dark solstice]

Chuck norris is off to fight the grim reaper so he might stop death things are looking up

[ocean pawn]

mgs 4 is coming out...again

things are looking up

[dark solstice]

OMG Iroquois Pliskin

[ocean pawn]

can't wait to play deep throat

[dark solstice]

4 was a good game too

[ocean pawn]

ye

[dark solstice]

MGS1 ps was probably my fave tho, hard to beat how amazing it felt with all the little things you had to do

kinda sucked when you rented it and didnt have the box tho or the internet to get the code to call meryl

Konami should Collab with azur lane and make a hot eye patched snake lady

[ocean pawn]

3 was peak for me

[ocean pawn]

best I can do is collab with ubislop

[ocean pawn]

ah yes, agent orange

[dark solstice]

Get this idea outta here

[ocean pawn]

wdymn

they already did it

[dark solstice]

I didn't enjoy 3 as much though with updated controls it probably good now

Wait azur lane did a Collab with ubislop?

[ocean pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUB7yuD_KNY

metal gear and ubislop

[vestal briar]

nooo 😭

[ocean pawn]

way past that point by now

..anyway just waiting for ubi to die and yeha

[vestal briar]

thought they were gonna die like 3 months ago

[proven idol]

Im New Here

[vestal briar]

hey hey

[viscid sedge]

[ocean pawn]

obvious alt account

[proven idol]

What Bro

[vestal briar]

just saying hi bro 😭

[proven idol]

Oh

[devout bough]

obious altocan

https://tenor.com/view/cat-broken-cat-cat-drinking-cat-licking-cat-air-gif-20661740

hey there laners

[rose spire]

Hey piggy

[devout bough]

what's laning

hey bishub

[rose spire]

Getting to D3 in parallel

Or Yorktown II event

[rose spire]

Nm piggy hbu

[vestal briar]

👋🏻

[devout bough]

nice

the road to hvarcat yet lies ahead

[rose spire]

Time to grind my life out

[viscid sedge]

who has the alt account?

[stiff forum]

seeing a guy have him added before he even existed on this server

idk bro

[viscid sedge]

ah then yeah

[stiff forum]

the acccount is new too

[viscid sedge]

i had the perfect counter if people mean't me
"i'm not entitled enough to have a second discord account"

[vivid osprey]

Sorry, you're in ALO. Social cues are not something we do here

[viscid sedge]

anyway the fact that both Choukai and Maya are both getting new skins at the same time is welcoming, now we just need another Atago skin and its perfect xD

[vestal briar]

cant even say hi anymore 😭

[vivid osprey]

Hahahaha

Good afternoon guys!
"It's evening for me. Fuck you."

[stiff forum]

mate you saying hi to same person everytime

[vivid osprey]

Ah my bad

[vestal briar]

used the incorrect version of your = hanged at the gallows

[vivid osprey]

No trial

[vestal briar]

stoned on sight

[rose spire]

When we get atago skin life will be complete

Ask @solid whale

[viscid sedge]

tho all i'm gonna ask is, when did Choukai become so thicc and absolutely blessed in the chest?

[vestal briar]

just let me say hi bro 😭

[rose spire]

The game IS that good

[static kernel]

Maya better

[rose spire]

Character development

[trim gyro]

she always was

[static kernel]

maya has proved she is the best

[viscid sedge]

nah Atago and Takao are better being the older sisters and all :p

[vivid osprey]

Checkmate liberal

[mental swift]

Oh my fucking god

[balmy shell]

Wait a sec, for real?

[mental swift]

This is the most extensive review of azur lane I've ever seen

In 2026

[vestal briar]

trigger warning next time?

🤣

[viscid sedge]

yes

[devout bough]

it gets my pig's seal of approval

[balmy shell]

This is suprising

[trim gyro]

a 45 minute review of a gacha game? might as well ask for a sponsorship at that point lol

[mental swift]

they did

guess what

not the game itself though

another one

[static kernel]

maya skin is based

[vivid osprey]

Gonna watch that review when I get home I'm curious now

[devout bough]

he played the game for 2 months to get a feel apparently

did a good job

[viscid sedge]

the choukai faces tho

[trim gyro]

I just realized that the invisibility thing gives them the perfect excuse to show fetish stuff that wouldn't otherwise be visible in a given pose

[modest edge]

HM3?

[fleet flume]

With that pose, i can tell

[lucid violet]

Last face is meme material

[devout bough]

i like how Azur Lane's thumbnail is not cursed or edited

[trim gyro]

those are some cursed thumbnails

[fleet flume]

To the naked eye (or atleast in my eyes) the proportions of the face and her chest in the new skin is not that exagerated

I mean

Compared to Inner cultivation-

[rose spire]

Alr doing the French tree in wows

[viscid sedge]

still she's thiccer then her base skin

[rose spire]

OMG IMPLACABLE AND AUGUST

[fleet flume]

You can say the same for maya

You know what this means?

[devout bough]

Unryuu's skin?

[fleet flume]

She's eating good

[devout bough]

it's only motion though

[trim gyro]

yes

[devout bough]

so no interactions sadly

[fleet flume]

Holy milkers

[viscid sedge]

Extra thicced up Atago next?

[fleet flume]

Watched it, it was truly an experience

[fleet flume]

She's already thicc😭

[trim gyro]

if you look at the animation, the armpits are visible through her breasts, some people are going to paint a ceiling over that

[viscid sedge]

then make her more thicc! xD

[devout bough]

hmmm

[quasi cargo]

Its cool that finally gets a skin but I hate this one

[fleet flume]

Crossing into bbw territory

[viscid sedge]

more like Last Origin

[quasi cargo]

This game is starting to feel like Last Origin abit

[mental swift]

wait the 4th one is FUCKING IMPLACABLE?!?!!?

[trim gyro]

I have no idea what it says but I'm going to assume that there will be a shop where we can buy our own shipgirl

[devout bough]

yes

[mental swift]

i guess that's what merchandise means

[fleet flume]

Its promo art for an offline Collab or smth

Like

You know

That one Amagi nurse outfit collab

[mental swift]

who's the first one though

[fleet flume]

THEY SHOWED US GREATNESS BUT REFUSES TO GIVE US

[mental swift]

they're collabing with themselves btw

[fleet flume]

Amagi nurse outfit is a

Need

[trim gyro]

if they start selling real shipgirls I am getting a second mortgage

[fleet flume]

PLEASE

I BEG YOU

[viscid sedge]

Volga

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/award-award-meme-award-myself-awarded-awarding-gif-11797220084361538090

i can't find the original

in the gif zone

[mental swift]

a

[graceful hound]

Hi chat

[mental swift]

hi iroha holding a white square

[trim gyro]

ooh, the review guy is a time traveller

[gaunt apex]

hi everyone

[fleet flume]

Does someone have

[vestal briar]

hey hey

[graceful hound]

Innit a cup

[fleet flume]

An image of Amagi in a nurse outfit

it was on the official Twitter account i swear

[graceful hound]

Dead chat

[fleet flume]

Bristol go commit a crime

[modern moon]

Sristol bex

[oblique knot]

I just found the mail storage box, I was wondering where all my rewards were going 😂

[graceful hound]

Agre-...

Oh nvm

[vivid osprey]

Do you think I'll spare you just because you have a bunch of innocent children as your defense fleet?

Thanks for the free points dumbass

[graceful hound]

Some dude with Ark + destroyers fleet

[stiff forum]

syadeez

[nova monolith]

Love vs Lust

[rose spire]

Nice lion you got there

[vivid osprey]

Only doing pvp for Regensburg xp

[static kernel]

Bristol halloween skin is a glowup compared to base

and im all for that

[hard vine]

[static kernel]

honestly it sucks now that baseline bristol is that small

[shut crane]

hot boat

[stable plank]

whoa rat plays marvel vs capcom?

[stable plank]

regensburg kiwami

[shut crane]

wifeami

[tired crown]

It bloody happened again
30x drink order upon ye

[shut crane]

[hard vine]

[shut crane]

why boat hot

[meager marsh]

Her proportions and the position feel off

[stiff forum]

gooning thoughts

[meager marsh]

Lije it feels unnatural idk why

[meager marsh]

sughhh sighhhhh

[rose spire]

What

[stiff forum]

good saved otto from scarping

[meager marsh]

NOT YOU TOO

[stiff forum]

your wife!

[rose spire]

WHEREE

[stiff forum]

waiting for you to say " no" so i could really tap the retire button

jk

i wont retire her

[meager marsh]

yayyyy youre the best

[static sparrow]

Ultimate pose

[meager marsh]

TOO MYCH TWISTING IM SCARED

[stiff forum]

under the water

[rose spire]

Fuck you

[stiff forum]

not me but to the guy who was sailing it had skill issue

[rose spire]

Oh yeah crazy

[static sparrow]

Yeah but it covers everything

pitts, tiddies, peach

[graceful hound]

Nvm

Forgot to crop it

[meager marsh]

Hmm…. I mean I guess you have a point 🧐

[rose spire]

I am getting absolute dogwalked in wows rn

[weary trellis]

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1484122685930733669/20260317_175215.gif

[weary trellis]

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-lion-metro-goldwyn-mayer-mgm-gif-6802401886019586825

[weary trellis]

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483509365951430788/20260317_175448.gif

[ocean pawn]

feet

🦵

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hms-lion-azur-lane-anime-memes-gif-1870417443096944779

[ocean pawn]

nom

[normal comet]

I just open the app and flashed by cinnamon roll

[kindred patio]

[rocky dagger]

the booba like JELLY

[vivid osprey]

when does this reset

[rocky dagger]

some doesn't reset

some is on a daily timer

[vivid osprey]

That would be a reset

[rose spire]

LION SPOTTED LION

[torpid kettle]

nah this is jelly 😂

[rocky dagger]

what on earthhh

[signal delta]

Guys

Wanna see something?

https://fxtwitter.com/vert_320/status/2035278826591420552:BuckyPrideZoom:

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[stark fox]

Never

[vivid osprey]

Womp womp

[signal delta]

Infernal

[pastel oracle]

[tired crown]

Infernal nom

[burnt idol]

Why did we get a random ijn event in the middle of march of all months

[pastel oracle]

[burnt idol]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-talking-ben-talking-tom-gif-8188696465196440389

I dont think this disqualifies ijn from jp anniversary

But still though

A jumpscare

[shut crane]

they really wanted to release maya's skin

[lone vapor]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-stare-bebaerie-3TivDxgiFTxFZoh7qm

[fluid pier]

I mean we had an Ultra Rare event for essentially a port timeline story

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477993698108375070/20260301_232644.gif

[fluid pier]

Who knows what they'll do next

[hard vine]

Do any of the new skins have nice feet

[burnt idol]

Wait what

Which one

Moskva?

[rose spire]

Hello infernal

[pastel oracle]

[fluid pier]

yea that

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1478854301647503440/20260304_213629.gif

[tired crown]

Mainz Pat where

Yay

[burnt idol]

Unryuu is a familiar name

[tired crown]

IJN carrier laid down very late innit

[burnt idol]

Wait isnt this one of the names people were bringing up for a potential ur for sakura empire

[viscid sedge]

idk if it was ever brought up as a UR since Katsuragi is a SR

[signal delta]

Yes

It's their last purpose build aircraft carrier class

[burnt idol]

I see

Hm

[stark fox]

People bring up every fake big ship porject to be a UR

[burnt idol]

Does ijn have any actual ur candidates left outside yamato

Like including papers

[stark fox]

lmao no

[signal delta]

The Yamato sister

[burnt idol]

Even papers?

[stark fox]

Papers? Sure

[burnt idol]

Oh

[tired crown]

A-150 ship

[signal delta]

[burnt idol]

Looks like they can keep yamato for next year for 10th jp anni or whatever

[stark fox]

Because you can walways just take a Yamato and put an even BIGGER gun on it

Or take a Taihou and make it LONGER

[viscid sedge]

or turn the Yamato into a super cruiser(Design B-65)

[stark fox]

Or just pull two japanese words out of your ass and say it's a ship design

[burnt idol]

Senbonzakura

Ijn ur cl

https://tenor.com/view/aod-angels-angel-angelofdelusion-angels-of-delusion-gif-6690199684212505541

[viscid sedge]

tenoheikabanzai

[signal delta]

Question,if Yamato release and then A-150 release

Would the jp community mad that their flagship becomes second in class

I mean there is no way A-150 would be not op

[tired crown]

Gets balanced by 40s reload

[stark fox]

The only way to stop Yamato from getting power crept is to never release her

[shut crane]

nothing is UR if everything is UR

[vivid osprey]

yeah alright Syndrome

[viscid sedge]

i like that unlike WoWS all the paper ships in Azur Lane are based on actual designs

[waxen crane]

A-150 would be later than PR15 at this rate

[viscid sedge]

a lot of WoWS paper ships are a "source? trust me bro!" moment

[signal delta]

[shut crane]

Shirohime - the ultimate in shipping technology, beyond the power of UR, she will be EX

[rose spire]

Yamato will get power crept when

[waxen crane]

when Musashi gets her unique augment

[shut crane]

watch them release yamato with powerful but non-synergistic skills so she rots in the dock

[pastel oracle]

[rose spire]

To synergise with Musashi and Shinano

[vivid osprey]

I mean her synergizing with the other yamato-class would be objectively cool. I also want more niche UR's rather than flat power creep every single time

[rose spire]

I’ll gamble for any UR

[rustic sapphire]

Got her in the lucky bag, to bad i dont like implacable that much

[neon coral]

Man with all this Yamato talk It makes me kinda want to see an Iowa ship to show up

[waxen crane]

another Iowa

we already have NJ but she's showing her age

[neon coral]

Imoutos when are you gonna show up

[trim gyro]

NJ too busy raising children to lift these days

[vivid osprey]

I don't want Iowa because Eagle Union fans are objectively the most annoying part of this playerbase

[shut crane]

yeah, nj is getting old, her ass is deflating

[vivid osprey]

Somehow beating wehraboos

[shut crane]

you should see the iron blood fans

[waxen crane]

research ships are all based on WoWS paper ships

[trim gyro]

a red name calling themselves iron wolf with an iron blood account name... are you serious?

all you faction stans are equally ridiculous

[shut crane]

[vivid osprey]

IB isn't even my favourite faction lol

[rose spire]

[violet panther]

[rose spire]

Hello natoki

[violet panther]

[waxen crane]

a single Montana would deflate any Iowa hype

[waxen crane]

unless the Iowas get missiles

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/aino-ineffa-nod-krai-genshin-impact-natlan-gif-2141632624472952416

[vivid osprey]

Centrist

[trim gyro]

NJ retrofit, gets tomahawks but main gun spread +100

[eager terrace]

4,000 Knowledge
12,000 total stat
Librarian route

[trim gyro]

poor girl couldn't even hit a mountain FFS

[shut crane]

centrism is great, you don't have to be religiously loyal to some side, and get to make your own decisions

[vivid osprey]

Good luck with your fourth grade math exam later

[eager terrace]

Hey devs wheres my damn Ashes / Meta badge faction!?

[trim gyro]

turns out that when you mothball incredibly complicated artillery systems and then put them back in service with people who have no idea how to run them, they make some pretty big mistakes

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-face-shock-surprised-surprise-monkey-gif-16328898

[eager terrace]

Iowa's 2nd turret explosion tells you that.

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-gala-bismarck-gif-3174088759519075800

[trim gyro]

Iowa could at least hit a mountain, mainly because they figured out what went wrong and fixed it

[karmic delta]

Hello

I post wife

[eager terrace]

Meanwhile Wisconsin, deletes one

[distant flax]

When Yamato?

[trim gyro]

no, there's usually someone complaining about something

[eager terrace]

TB Yandere

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/wuthering-wave-鳴潮-守岸人-shorekeeper-the-shorekeeper-gif-14197109979375902419

[grand lodge]

Prob around

[shut crane]

complaining is a human right, don't take it away from the poor sods

[errant wave]

genuinely disappointed with hard arbiter rewards

[violet panther]

depend on "time and circumstance" of the complaint

[vivid osprey]

They are kinda bad by design. Hard arbiter is more so a challenge to see how good your fleet building is

[distant flax]

But before we need to add even more paper ships

[manic rivet]

The Elitism is strong with this one

[trim gyro]

not my fault I'm better than you

[vivid osprey]

I take back my sleight comment against you earlier this was fucking based

[distant flax]

iron goon

[manic rivet]

Final Boss of Elitism?

[violet panther]

more than Elitism? SSRism, then URism

[manic rivet]

Crazy how some can be toxic, just because you picked up discord role xD

[shut crane]

boobism

[manic rivet]

Yamato release after EoS, trust

[vivid osprey]

There will come a day where you people will learn to not take everything so literally and that day you'll be subjected to an absolute Samsara of social potential

[trim gyro]

reading comprehension 0

[stiff forum]

Hmm

[shut crane]

buttism

[kindred pasture]

Back in my day ragebait used to be believable sir

[distant flax]

When lowa?

[hasty wing]

"my views depend on who am i ragebaiting"

[kindred pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/praise-allah-gif-24350702

[grand lodge]

Why when kancolle ver alr exists

[manic rivet]

"eh, plenty of red names when you get them going will spout literal nazi propaganda that they genuinely seem to believe, doesn't mean there aren't plenty of equally idiotic blue names". Finest Jokes on Azur Lane Official

[stiff forum]

They remains as a artefact

[vivid osprey]

I wish my life was boring enough to worry about shit like this man

Sounds peaceful

[hasty wing]

we shall continue with the copemaxxing

[stiff forum]

Kochi sunk her

[grand lodge]

[manic rivet]

I wish that people stop associate their povs and believes to roles on discord

[violet panther]

when NJ is bullied too many times by Willy's torp

[stiff forum]

[shut crane]

honestly, life is pretty peaceful, if you ignore world politics

[stiff forum]

If you ignore if people tryna ragebait without falling for it

[violet panther]

gas-shenganigan is the tangible impact of that

unfortunately

[stiff forum]

Fumo

[vivid osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-ragebait-angry-gon-bait-gif-5270896389597269350

[sly briar]

Xd im not cosplaying today thjs con dont worry ppl. Btw prinz heinrich cosplay

[stiff forum]

I see

[sly briar]

Anyways back to the con

[stiff forum]

How big is the explosion twin

[violet panther]

as much chance as Yamato, GTA6, and DLSS-5 improvsing on your favourite old game

[shut crane]

I think an adalbert cosplay is within my budget

[fleet flume]

getting bullied by willy's willy

hm

[stiff forum]

DLSS-5 xD

[trim gyro]

yes, definitely do that one and post pictures

[stiff forum]

Even those things coming earlier then GTA6 lol

[fleet flume]

DLSS-5 off vs DLSS-5 on

Azur Lane edition

[stiff forum]

[stiff forum]

[shut crane]

guys, remember franklin

[stiff forum]

Milf?

[trim gyro]

internet shitting all over DLSS5, but it's happening no matter what anyone says and idiots will buy the next overpriced generation of hardware anyway

[fleet flume]

i dont think even Essex was going commando

[violet panther]

yes a milf , (Man, i Love Franklin)

[shut crane]

true, but shitting on it is still fun

[stiff forum]

[stiff forum]

Alright then

[fleet flume]

more like voluptuous big sister

[stiff forum]

Boobs are too big tho

[trim gyro]

personally, I am going to buy from the competitor because I am not going to pay a premium for AI generated frames

[fleet flume]

it only covers because she in that pose yo

[vivid osprey]

The average consumer will just look at it and go ''oh that's cool'' without ever engaging with the online discourse surrounding it

[fleet flume]

a little bit of wind and you can see a canyon

[stiff forum]

Besides she's thicc

[vivid osprey]

There's a reason this stuff keeps happening

[shut crane]

franklin found the smallest essex class uniform on the base and said good enough

[stiff forum]

Not GTA 5 one

[fleet flume]

nah there was a shortage of underwear

[trim gyro]

that I would like to see, would be funny as hell

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/mavuika-dance-genshin-impact-natlan-pyro-gif-4519653848599171566

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hands-up-turtle-gif-7676792

sure do

[violet panther]

Benjamin Franklin

[stiff forum]

Gay

[fleet flume]

but like

[mental swift]

Buy the Ryzen 4070 instead

[fleet flume]

there is a strap on her tights

or thigh highs

where does it latch on

[stiff forum]

Ryzen?

Oh

Nvm

[violet panther]

Shaggy asking sisters to help her on forestry

[trim gyro]

serious answer, probably 9700 xt

[stark fox]

The bug eater

[fleet flume]

essex, shangri-la, and intrepid got the upper boob window, Tico is covered, Franklin is going commando

bro

how is t

comfortable down there

in the middle of the jungle

[trim gyro]

if you wanted to buy used the best high end would be 7090 xt, that one is no longer sold retail

[hasty wing]

whats the lore behind the oldest one being a low intelligence specimen

[tired crown]

Their ship girls
I don’t think they really mind the discomfort when they can eat shells for breakfast

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-gif-26532226

[violet panther]

and drink oil like water

[fleet flume]

i think its mostly a community joke

[novel bobcat]

were it not for AMD cucking their RX7000 users by not enabling FSR4 for that series

[trim gyro]

Essex being dumb is just a meme, not in the actual game

[fleet flume]

and her chibi is very mememable

[fleet flume]

you dont mind bugs creeping up your-

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-aaa-gif-20830099

[tight goblet]

hmm

[tired crown]

Brother I keep ants as pets, you gotta ask someone else for that

[fleet flume]

😭

[hasty wing]

[trim gyro]

there are some fanarts...

[fleet flume]

SHUT UP

IVE SEEN IT, NEVER AGAIN

[tight goblet]

ants are cool

[tired crown]

Indeed

[tired crown]

It’s a fucking shame that my area apparently can produce so many trap jaw queens but never actually fertilise them

[grand lodge]

Is that birb your rival or

[tired crown]

Auntie Essex just brought me along

[tight goblet]

I like army and leafcutter ants

[trim gyro]

sounds like they need a volunteer

[grand lodge]

And what happened to her birb

[tired crown]

She doesn’t have a birb

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/cutting-the-leaf-leafcutter-ant-our-living-world-biting-the-leaf-ant-gif-2264528927787118769

These ants actually have been included into climate reports because of how much CO2 they produce btw

[tight goblet]

mmmm

[vivid osprey]

I'd lowkey want to try to be bitten by a bullet ant sometime

[tiny kraken]

The Ssexes

[grand lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-eagle-l2d-lemon-gif-18546749

[tired crown]

I only keep carpenter ants sadly, would like to get a different genus but like, can’t find them

[fleet flume]

is the raptor drunk

[trim gyro]

you could just get shot instead, probably more likely depending on where you live

[grand lodge]

It wants to steal poultry from birb

[vivid osprey]

Hahaha this is fair, I'd just have to go to southern Amsterdam for that

Nah but it really is very interesting to me. You see YouTubers do these insane insect bites/stings and their reactions, and I just wonder how bad that can get

[tired crown]

That’s me tho….

So I am stealing from myself

[trim gyro]

well that particular ant has that name for a reason

[vivid osprey]

Oh for sure, I'd regret it within .2 nanoseconds, and this is more a thought experiment than anything

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/ants-in-yo-pockets-gif-27605107

[vivid osprey]

But when the worst I get here in western YUROP is what, a wasp? Maybe a hornet? I'm curious how bad it can get compared to that

[tired crown]

I’ve only been bitten by a weaver ant before
Fucker bit me on my ankle

[trim gyro]

what happen to the cute ant?

bring back cute ant

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/antennae-ants-long-live-the-queen-cleaning-queen-gif-22411345

[devout bough]

lannnerrrrsssss

[tired crown]

Say hi to bob I guess

[devout bough]

hi birb

[tired crown]

Hallo pig

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/906976313682829335/1473149271648895137/flexmurmmurm.gif

i'm going to sleep now

goodnight birb

goodnight laners

[tired crown]

[tight goblet]

by by pork chops

[vivid osprey]

Sleep well man

Wish they'd restock these sometime

[stiff forum]

Gn

[stiff forum]

💀

[mental swift]

They would do this next month

exactly

[vivid osprey]

Oh they do? Then my bad. I'll get the other prints out of the way between now and then in that case

[trim gyro]

those are the UR gear prints, they don't restock ever
you get one from the store eventually and grind the rest

[vivid osprey]

Yeah that's what I thought as well. I got a free extra tenrai from it, but the others are either crafted or gathered from PR4 researches

Still, nice to have the whole stock exhausted

[mental swift]

What

[trim gyro]

this is just so that people can get the older UR gears without having to grind literally every single PR series

[vivid osprey]

Mimimimi

[trim gyro]

the other ones do restock but most of that gear is not very good

I'm going to raise lora again, she's going to be outgoing this time, probably just as cute as shy lora

[sharp swan]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2035265155395879160

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 21, 2026, 8:00 AM

[signal delta]

[modern moon]

A new choukai skin for decades

[sharp swan]

So i guess this is the yearly taimanin update lol

[vagrant coyote]

holy boobs

[tight goblet]

moo

[graceful hound]

What if NJ was a futa

[wheat cosmos]

https://x.com/i/status/2035159463657701433 this one's a super weird one

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X · Mar 21, 2026, 1:00 AM

[stiff forum]

What are those jiggles more of the fuck are those

[sharp swan]

Meanwhile Kizu gets stuck with a static

[rustic sapphire]

Weird boobs

[pastel oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/motoko-kusanagi-gits-ghost-in-the-shell-sac-gif-27647347

[torpid kettle]

you mean weird skin 🤣

[vivid osprey]

I said this earlier and people clowned me for it

[stiff forum]

💀

[vivid osprey]

It looks fucking ridiculous

Genuinely stupid animation