al-general

[outer galleon]

azur lane war thunder collab 2027

[vestal briar]

[weak parrot]

Azur Lane x Kremlin

[shut crane]

what's the closest french land to canada?

[devout bough]

huh

[weak parrot]

St Pierre et Miquelon

[devout bough]

apparently Japanese do not need a visa to visit EU countries

[shut crane]

yo wtf, didn't even know french had that

[rain valley]

this tiny island off the coast of Newfoundland

[fluid pier]

it happened again

[rustic sapphire]

AL x Victoria's secret

[weak parrot]

St Pierre et Miquelon is the last remnant of French America

[placid gulch]

fitness in the abyss

[shut crane]

bugs?! In my azur lane?!

[valid wigeon]

Listing every US Navy ship used in atomic Weapons testing.

Battleships.

-USS Nevada.

-USS Arkansas.

-USS Pennsylvania.

-USS Mississippi.

-IJN Nagato (Captured)

Aircraft Carriers.

-USS Independence.

-USS Saratoga.

Cruisers.

-Prinz Eugen (Captured)

-USS Salt Lake City.

-USS Pensacola

[tight goblet]

hmm

[rustic sapphire]

Broken gamemode

[weak parrot]

USS Testicular Torsion

[devout bough]

I actually never thought about that because i off loaded all the planning and paperworks for my sister the last time i visited France

[vestal briar]

Call it USS Prinz Eugen to make someone really angry

[weak parrot]

there's something called paris syndrome

[placid gulch]

technically a Japan trip is also doable for me
but saving time saving time TT

[valid wigeon]

Hell no, I ain't angering a bunch of simps of this Princess.

[weak parrot]

i want to go back to japan

[valid wigeon]

But aren't they limiting the amount of people rn?

[devout bough]

i just returned to japan after a vacation and i miss being on vacation

[weak parrot]

the last time i was in japan was in 2015

[devout bough]

[rain valley]

one of these days I need to get around to visiting Saint-Pierre and Miquelon
but I'm rarely on the east coast

[shut crane]

eu passports are nice, can travel a good chunk of the world without visas

[valid wigeon]

Singaporean passport.

[devout bough]

it's nearly 2 am i'll try to sleep again.

[weak parrot]

singapore is sus

[devout bough]

goodnight laners

[shut crane]

pigs in blankets

[weak parrot]

send brats to america

[valid wigeon]

Also Japan and South Korea is on that list of Passports being the strongest, also Austria and The UAE

[weak parrot]

of course south korea has a strong passport

[shut crane]

my lithuanian passport is also near the top of the list (with most of eu anyway)

[weak parrot]

so they can get out as fast as they can and live somewhere else

[valid wigeon]

Then there's that weird ass Passport with that name. Shnegnen or Smt passport, it's some German passport or smt

[weak parrot]

the schengen passport?

[valid wigeon]

Thank you.

[shut crane]

schengen is the free movevent area in europe

[lament palm]

Idk what'd be worse to wish for someone you hate, wishing them a life in the US or a life in South Korea

[weak parrot]

south korea is arguably worse

[valid wigeon]

Depends in the US I guess. If your not in NYC or California

[lament palm]

A life in California

[weak parrot]

i mean most of the US is fine, just don't live in the big cities or california

[gaunt apex]

Bro was ist mit deine FPS los? xP

[valid wigeon]

Texas and Florida are basically just fine NGL.

[night dust]

I would actually appreciate project identity if it werent for the constant sexualization of what's basically my CHILD

[weak parrot]

there was a time when california was nice

[runic totem]

this woman is so beautiful, so peak

[shut crane]

fl is a swamp

[lament palm]

No state in the US sounds appealing to me anymore, and I used to glaze the US

[weak parrot]

texas is pretty okay (I live here)

[weak parrot]

your first mistake was glazing the US in the first place

[shut crane]

I know some people from texas, they either love it or hate it

[rain valley]

I don't think that's a woman yet

[lament palm]

True

[runic totem]

imma make her then

[silver bear]

we were decent

[valid wigeon]

I mean? Red States are alright. Atleast they got castle laws there

[weak parrot]

U.S. is a nice country, great even, but it's not the best

[lament palm]

I don't know if I can argue great anymore tbh

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/right-to-jail-lol-gif-27337929

[weak parrot]

as a buddhist but also centre-right, i disagree with the more ideologically driven laws

[valid wigeon]

And Delta force slept with him tonight or her idk

[silver bear]

We are in the process of enfuckening ourselves cuz of dipshits

[gaunt apex]

Girl*

[valid wigeon]

Wonder, It's called Cognoscenti

[lament palm]

Purely from an economical standpoint, I don't want to live in the US at least

[weak parrot]

especially that christian push

[silver bear]

Thats fair

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483183226582466570/sbm473o77tra1.gif

[placid gulch]

4 messages with the exact same words I always see
just extra personal onfirmation -w-

[shut crane]

I wouldn't survive in the us, it's too weird for me

[weak parrot]

i mean it's definitely not ideal, but it's okay i guess

[silver bear]

woe, California economy upon ye

[hard vine]

Did someone say feet

[valid wigeon]

California may be rich but that governor sucks rn.

[merry robin]

Hey Turq

[weak parrot]

i grew up in california when it was still livable

[runic totem]

it's free for all Minecraft server

[placid gulch]

ma anyways
keep track of y'all's words before the mods wake up -w-

[merry robin]

Hey Apri

[hard vine]

are we using bad words?

[shut crane]

yeah, I don't like pvp

[austere mesa]

[placid gulch]

hi barb

[weak parrot]

so people may hate california with a passion, but i still have a soft spot for it, even if i criticize it

[merry robin]

California got beautiful places

[valid wigeon]

Minnesota's probably Worse ngl

[weak parrot]

it's my goddamn hometown, you think i'd hate it just because politics?

[placid gulch]

ah, that's 6 messages -w-
haiii, i'll just go back to having breakfast

[weak parrot]

like that's silly.

[placid gulch]

hmmm
where did makaji go, this is making me think of him

[gaunt apex]

when i see/hear americans talking about their stuff

[shut crane]

sleepy siren

[weak parrot]

it's mostly politics

[gaunt apex]

https://tenor.com/view/the-fire-rises-tfr-hoi4-hearts-of-iron-iv-hoi4tfr-gif-999831103205381663

[austere mesa]

Such a lovely place 🎵

[weak parrot]

which we will not get into here

[placid gulch]

yep, I'm out, not getting warned with y'all -w-

[valid wigeon]

Anyways have some stuff

[silver bear]

Aand i walk away now

[night dust]

wise choice

[gaunt apex]

Oh mein gott Bruh get Klaus Schwab away before he takes u everything and you will be happy

[night dust]

I am also removing myself from this convo

[valid wigeon]

Anyways I still think Gunther's the best Choi for Europe in TFR

Anyways leaving this here. Hard to believe you'd see an Economist who's jacked.

[shut crane]

[gaunt apex]

https://tenor.com/view/loji-the-fire-rises-tfr-gif-4626280248442906424

[weak parrot]

the maya word for tomato is p'aak'

[valid wigeon]

Btw the guy did play the game and has a YouTube channel

[weak parrot]

maya > aztecs

[gaunt apex]

his reaction was pretty funny lol

[novel bobcat]

jezus christ, her hair is as long as her body

[stiff forum]

milf

[vivid osprey]

Yeah she slaps. Great design, but probably a pretty dogshit SSR so not sure if I'll commit cubes

[nimble dune]

milk

[valid wigeon]

That's Hyselins if we made her a whale

[stiff forum]

design is great tho if you have more cubes get it for collection i guess

[austere mesa]

unryuu class amagi when

[vivid osprey]

I will never go below 800 cubes but I can spend some excess yeah

[stiff forum]

why slowmode still there

[weak parrot]

umamusume ugly derby

[weak parrot]

no areola 0/10

[stiff forum]

indeed

[vivid osprey]

How was your day Frau Vi

[stiff forum]

tiring i was helping my mom do chores

[vivid osprey]

Ah damn, sounds both physically and mentally exhausting

[weak parrot]

mayans are truly better than aztecs

[stiff forum]

indeed

[vivid osprey]

But we only get 1 mom, so good on you for being nice to her

[valid wigeon]

Incans: what about me?

Iroquois: And me.

Navajo: And Us.

Hopi: and us.

[weak parrot]

incans stopped existing

the hopi are too small, the navajo are doing their own thing, and iroquois are too spread out

[valid wigeon]

That other Navajo.

[vivid osprey]

Hope they fix the Regensburg meta thing soon. I wanna see what she's like

[valid wigeon]

Wonder, what would Musashi look like if she were Meta.

[weak parrot]

Jack is back...and he's Blacker than ever! He's the Blackest he's ever been! He's.....Jack Blackest!

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1484137833299050556/ssstik.io_1773662990885.mov?ex=69bd2291&is=69bbd111&hm=ee370cae4d94e03c036195f56e4b6531da417aeef9628048938e3e43609def47&

[silver bear]

Big Missy in action

[stiff forum]

@merry robin you are the wife now

[static sparrow]

From her own artist btw

[grand lodge]

I see

[silver bear]

Dish?

[weak parrot]

i bet you shower naked, you WHORE

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[merry robin]

Lowkey looks sick. She is as beautiful

[vivid osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/vcLnS1N.png

[vivid osprey]

what is bro doing???

[merry robin]

three skills?

[vivid osprey]

And I have zero clue what any of them mean or do

[merry robin]

Bro what is bro doing, bro?

[weak parrot]

transformers: robots in your mom

[merry robin]

U are right. Its chinese. Thats skill names

[shut crane]

need extra super thicc belfast

[vivid osprey]

Looks like the lower two pop-ups are the same ability, though

[merry robin]

U watch jojos?

[viscid sedge]

i got you covered

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/giant-bomb-jeff-gerstmann-bigger-mario-party-gif-25290782

[vivid osprey]

I legit made a Pillar Man edit of myself today

[merry robin]

Belfast is lwk underrated

[vivid osprey]

But I haven't watched every season. Only 1-4, and 2 is my favourite

[merry robin]

Aye. STEEEL BALLL RUUUUN. I cant even find a place to wat h ep 1

I did not watch 6 parts. But gonna watch this 7th

[viscid sedge]

is she?

[merry robin]

Because its Johnny who touched Gyros balls

[merry robin]

Well i rarely see her being given much attention and glaze

[weak spade]

normal seit nvidia patch und windowsa

[vivid osprey]

Game just told me to restart, please be the Regensburg fix

[weak parrot]

golden showers

[vivid osprey]

Yes it was

[gaunt apex]

ich habe bei Nvidia auch nur stress deswegen habe ich nen Downgrade gemacht und windows? die updates kann man auch knicken...

[shut crane]

waifuburg

[grand lodge]

Huh

[vivid osprey]

Her kit lowkey looks really strong, what the hell. A playable META?

[grand lodge]

Ok

[weak parrot]

why are we speaking shitty dutch in general

[gaunt apex]

That is German not Dutch

[weak parrot]

[grand lodge]

How do get German and Dutch confused

[silver bear]

Thats an insult to Dutch

[fluid pier]

i should stop wanting to see the cinematics

[weak parrot]

Nederland is beter as Duits

[stiff forum]

@merry robin

[vivid osprey]

Skill 1: Increases this ship's FP and TRP by x%. Every 5s, gain a stackable ACC buff (up to 5 times), every 15s, fire a x level special barrage.

Skill 2: Every 15s, mark an enemy. That enemy's SPD is reduced, while your vanguard gains bonus damage against the marked target. While a target is marked, Regensburg gets crit rate and crit dmg

Skill 3: Gain % EVA. Every time Regensburg takes damage, tally it up to 10. At 10 stacks, gain a shield that negates 3 instances of damage (which won't count towards the next tally). If she drops below 30% hp, once per battle, recover % hp

Seems like a half-decent boss killer if that mark ability prioritizes big targets. Pretty mid if it doesn't, though

[nimble dune]

💀

[fluid pier]

126MB patch upon restart

[vivid osprey]

Yeah I'm seeing how far I can run it up. I pretty much permanently leave my pc on

[fluid pier]

I pressed "Return" on the "game interruption notice

The game froze again on the same cinematic

IT FROZE AGAIN FUCK

It took literally 4 game restarts to get through that cursed schedule

[torn aspen]

Ohh see

[vivid osprey]

Daniel/The Cooler Daniel

[torn aspen]

?????

[vivid osprey]

Here you go man allow me to explain the joke for you

[torn aspen]

[wanton pelican]

[weak spade]

[vivid osprey]

Ah yeah I have that bug sometimes as well on LDPlayer. Just gotta restart

Not much else you can do about it. It's really annoying, though

[weak spade]

a game say make better no meta fights

[teal girder]

So many bullets

[vivid osprey]

Just dodge it

[graceful lion]

shield

[weak spade]

ok lv 15 meta fight 15s front dead

ok i make never more meta fights

[vivid osprey]

https://azur-lane-regal.suchiguma.com/ take a look here and see what you can build from the SS and S tier ranks

[stiff forum]

[vivid osprey]

I don't get what that emote means

[vestal briar]

means they hit a jig duh

[vivid osprey]

I often feel decrepit and out of touch when I read this chat, admittedly

[weak spade]

i need ur essex+

[vestal briar]

😭

[empty eagle]

OMG

UNRYUU LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD I LOVE YOU MANJUU I LOVE YOU

[vivid osprey]

Happy for you bro. They did her justice

[empty eagle]

She’s not a loli too

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I AM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

Thank you manjuu

[shut crane]

hot waifus

[empty eagle]

I will now spend money on the game

[tight goblet]

mmmm

[glossy arch]

Need another garbage cleanup in aisle game-feedback

[empty eagle]

Boy do I have a story to tell you.

[ember spindle]

kinda plausible to mistake project identity for grooming when one looks at the announcement and sees the resident pedos reacting 🇸 🇪 🇽

[vivid osprey]

Yeah was about to say where the lie is in bro's comment

[empty eagle]

they actually did it, they actually did it.

[stiff forum]

happy for you bro

[empty eagle]

Begging for Unryū for months on and off worked

Oh man…

[hexed hazel]

Yo guys what's new?

[empty eagle]

Unryuu

[torn aspen]

[hexed hazel]

Ooo let me update then

[empty eagle]

she’s not here yet i believe, maybe in a update or two

[ember spindle]

project identity. other than that it's a downtime week

[vivid osprey]

Unryū got announced. Today is the first day you can obtain Regensburg META if you've grinded since her release. Rerun of some skins, new Project Identity who fucking cares

[teal girder]

Doesn't look like Katsura at all

[glossy arch]

F in chat I guess. Still gonna ping a mod if it's still there am hour later

[empty eagle]

I was advocating for a non loli Unryū.

I’n fine with it.

[vivid osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-syndrome-buddy-pine-discord-reddit-gif-1954320315783291994

[hexed hazel]

Well I didnt grind from March 1st so ig no meta for me

[ember spindle]

ping them for the reacts too then

[glossy arch]

Personally I think mods should be looking at the reacts by default. They shouldn't need to be informed

[hexed hazel]

What's this about reacts?

[vivid osprey]

People reacting with letter emojis to spell ''sex'' under the announcement of the child raising minigame

[glossy arch]

Like, didn't they already ban the crying emoji for loli stuff? Why didn't they ban literally "sex" too already?

[shut crane]

[fathom rose]

🫦

[shut crane]

yay got the meta

[hexed hazel]

Wait yorktown 2 came to normal?

[glossy arch]

I actually can't find the reacts. Maybe they did remove them?

[vivid osprey]

Yeah she's been in the perma gacha for a minute now. Think Implac was the last recent addition there

[glossy arch]

Oh, nevermind. Found em

[hexed hazel]

Good 9m nearing my select

[ember spindle]

in fact how about now
<@&472236072743600148> the new pj identity dropped #game-news message and the lolicons switched from 😭ing to outright spelling out that they want to fuck the kid in the reacts (notice the 🇸 🇪 🇽 broken up by flags and my phone's narrowness). can their drivel be booted?

[weak spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1194673125112172695/1480870221890719824/IMG_2666.gif

[modern yoke]

[signal delta]

Sup Goobers

[vivid osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/VT0FMMn.png here's the relevant usernames

[stark fox]

[glossy arch]

The murder has begun

[teal girder]

I wanted either UR or noisy UnRyuu

[signal delta]

Happy Eid if you do it today

[glossy arch]

Also game-feedback if you have the time.

Oh, another one

[gaunt apex]

people are so down bad wtf

[modern yoke]

Happy eid brother don't forget for THR

[signal delta]

[stiff forum]

eid mubarak!!

[vestal briar]

bro

[wheat cosmos]

How to train your siren event

[glossy arch]

Naw, what they mean is "Conspicuous Personification"

[signal delta]

Money gone for shipgirl

[ionic gulch]

@stone flax rich proai gib some gems when

[wheat cosmos]

Why does general have a timer lol

[vivid osprey]

But when I say lolicons are pedophiles I get fifteen mongos typing essays that it's so meaningfully different and nuanced cba man I hate being normal

[stark fox]

They meant to put PC because they are constantly yelling about wanting a PC release

[signal delta]

Hello VI

[stone flax]

I'm broke too

[ionic gulch]

lie

[glossy arch]

Yeah, PC release could be it too

[ember spindle]

yay thanks

[stiff forum]

can we hunt them reacted those aswell?

[stone flax]

I've spent it on Dock Slots

[ionic gulch]

You sure not the fox girls

[stiff forum]

have fun on eid day dear

[stone flax]

That was months ago

[peak plover]

bruh its not that deep

[signal delta]

AL has PC clients is a myth

But if they actually release it on the AL JP 10 anniversary with lolimoto it would be funny tho

[hearty salmon]

I open my booba chat and see this lolicon blasphemy taking precedent over big boobies?

[ionic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-7434634924845802139

[modern yoke]

Proai

[stone flax]

Best investment frfr

[signal delta]

Thank you

[vivid osprey]

Yeah happy sugar feast to the Islamic folks of the server, don't get diabetes

[hearty salmon]

WHAT THE HELL MAN
NOT COOL

[stone flax]

Hello there pro Ryuzaki

[mossy rampart]

How they gonna give me a third daughter, 2 was enough bro

[ionic gulch]

pay more child support

[modern yoke]

What's up

[vivid osprey]

You're just not trying hard enough

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-levels-to-this-ufc-301-vitor-petrino-anthony-smith-gif-4183390462620542709

[signal delta]

Why the heck is it green?

Btw ,the combini near my house is closed for Eid ,I'm hungry

[vivid osprey]

Is it bad weather where you live? If so, get an overworked and underpaid college student to deliver you food

[stone flax]

Peak 🙏

[vivid osprey]

But only if it's bad weather. It's not fun if they get to cycle through horrible traffic while the weather's good

[stone flax]

Nothing much, just enjoying my night
And how about you?

[signal delta]

Nah,it's clear sky today,but I think lot of 24hr fast food also closed

[ionic gulch]

bruh another 100mb resources

[vivid osprey]

Regensburg META language fix

[wheat cosmos]

Puri daughter next

[signal delta]

I'm not even logged in yet,and they have another hot fix?

[ionic gulch]

yes

[modern yoke]

I am jumped cockroaches flying to me wtf!! 💀

[ionic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-squint-daze-gif-13378529572852999621

Uagh booba

[stone flax]

Kek

[cedar hawk]

How is this chat still maintaining a 15 second cooldown...

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/robocop-gif-7846036429892798067

[modern yoke]

Don't laugh

[vivid osprey]

Azur Lane patch cycle:

Patch day
''Your game is out of date, Commander!''
Restart
Next day
''Your game is out of date, Commander!''
Restart again

Ask Manjuu what they actually fixed
Manjuu:

[ionic gulch]

Did the roaches gave u warm kiss

[ember spindle]

your commander is out of game, date!

[ionic gulch]

lmao so true

[dark solstice]

Who took him out for a date

[ember spindle]

[vivid osprey]

I've seen the game some people in here have, so not wrong

[modern yoke]

Bro i am really hate Flying cockroach

[cedar hawk]

This one shall obtain the plush.

[stone flax]

[modern yoke]

[cedar hawk]

Hello really hate Flying cockroach, this one shall introduce herself as Shinano, a member of the Yamato-class ships.

[ionic gulch]

Throw moai at them

[modern yoke]

[ember spindle]

i wisj i had a cheek pinching emote

[ionic gulch]

atp I wanna see new vanguard skin and clemencau skin

[modern yoke]

[cedar hawk]

500 Taihou L2D+ skins.

[wheat cosmos]

[ionic gulch]

no more yandere gall skin

[vivid osprey]

Be quiet.

[cedar hawk]

This one have something you do not possess...

[ionic gulch]

The shinano basement collection?

[cedar hawk]

3 robux.

[static sparrow]

This is the highest I can get... Regen is beefy asf 💀

[cedar hawk]

_ _

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483464665362206792/20260317_135237.gif

[cedar hawk]

The malevolent 220% increased damage taken at 2x tag:

[vivid osprey]

Regensburg's kit unironically reads like it could be good in boss content. I am gonna build her (I was going to anyways)

[cedar hawk]

Millions must grind...

[vivid osprey]

I am going to try the forbidden Amagi/Shinano/Kazagumo tech

[cedar hawk]

Kazagumo will instantly be vaporised by Regensburg...

[vivid osprey]

Nah Kazagumo will die in 2 nanoseconds against rb hahaha

[static sparrow]

Good luck

[cedar hawk]

2.2x damage taken... Napoli Eldrige meta rise up...

[ember magnet]

Haii :3

[jagged narwhal]

This mode is so unbalanced 💀
What I'm gonna do with 54k coin

[vestal briar]

Hey hey

[cedar hawk]

And yes... this one is 100% sure Napoli will survive and thrive...

[vivid osprey]

That's my cue, I gotta make dinner

[vestal briar]

See you dude

[cedar hawk]

Are you actively avoiding her this one assumes?

[vivid osprey]

No, but I've been playing RuneScape and telling myself I should go to the kitchen for like 2 hours already

Gotta make my dude slop with extra protein (get your minds out of the gutter)

[cedar hawk]

Fair enough, have a blissful meal...

[vestal briar]

Yummy

[vestal briar]

What if I don't want to 🙁

[cedar hawk]

[teal girder]

#al-general message

[vestal briar]

Do I not get a choice..?

[cedar hawk]

Guarantee or is it crit gambling...

[modern dew]

millions must fart

[royal tundra]

#1204845559790440488

[vivid osprey]

It's fine, you can come with. Watch this chicken for me, I gotta grab some spices

[teal girder]

3 out of 4

Could be RNG?

[vestal briar]

Save some for me dude

[cedar hawk]

Wowie... this one shall trip into the pot...

[static sparrow]

Already tried that... But not enough tech and oath

my current fleet is doing better rn

[south sequoia]

the switch is cute, now i really want a 2 neptunia collab lol

[royal tundra]

NPC little sisters + plutia first

[vivid osprey]

Amagi if she took 1 paracetamol

Amagi and Akagi get a lot of love, rightfully so, but I feel Kaga gets unfairly left behind. Love the art for her ninja skin

[stiff forum]

hmm

[icy herald]

I frankly like Kaga more than Amagi and definitely Akagi

(and it’s totally not because 3 out of 5 of my favs have white hair)

[vivid osprey]

Lowkey the Iron Blood is crazy for getting us to simp for characters literally called Fritz and Fred

[vivid osprey]

I like her the most of the og fox trio as well I think. She flies under the radar

[weak parrot]

balls with extra beans

[royal tundra]

She makes a great x-mas tree

[torn aspen]

AL JP TB bug 9999999999 lmao lol

Restart the update again

[meager vine]

soft taco

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/takao-azure-lane-takao-my-beloved-gif-26177459

[ember spindle]

fred flintstone the great 🎵

[vivid osprey]

Old. Fritz! Old. Fritz! Old. Fritz! Old. Fritz!

Ah fuck it now I gotta listen to it again gg

''Look alive. Creme de la Kremlin's arriving. Try to serve Ivan? No survivin''' What an opening bar

[hearty salmon]

Booba

[stark fox]

You ever looked at the people the French Battleships are named after?

[vivid osprey]

Jean Bart was a handsome boy

[vivid osprey]

Him and his quintuple chin

[vestal briar]

What a cutie pie

[teal girder]

These look like boat skk!

[vivid osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/A0x9daf.png HAHAHA bless up Google

[vivid osprey]

''My parents died when they were young, and it was morbid. But at least they didn't ditch me while they were alive, like yours did.''
''You should be ashamed of your military honour. Everyone knows you're back at home like ''Thank God for Pearl Harbour''.''

Man I forget how good ERB is at its best, these boys can write

[wheat cosmos]

[serene elm]

happens with most girls

most historical names which have some sort of anime version will usually display both unless the anime / gacha is too nish

[full blade]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-gojo-satoru-gojo-nah-id-win-gojo-dead-gojo-vs-sukuna-gif-9766399862743338996

wait wth is there a 15 sec cooldown for chat???

[rustic sapphire]

Imagine if this man had known he would give his name for a big tiddy anime women

[ember spindle]

this channel gets a cooldown every time an update drops

[vestal briar]

Imagen having a ship named after you then this happens 😭

[full blade]

makes sense, better then having a entire channel locks

cough cough JJS server

welp time to inject Dark energon in myself cuz why not

[ember spindle]

although sailors generally fw shipgirls don't they?

[vestal briar]

I guess so

But could you imagine showing AL to a ww2 sailor

[trim gyro]

sailors will do anything with a hole

[vestal briar]

Instant heart attack

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1484122685930733669/20260317_175215.gif

[stiff forum]

All battleship counted as male japanese Chinese people made them female

[pine oasis]

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1484137833299050556/ssstik.io_1773662990885.mov?ex=69bd2291&is=69bbd111&hm=ee370cae4d94e03c036195f56e4b6531da417aeef9628048938e3e43609def47&

[sharp rose]

https://tenor.com/view/new-jersey-blush-new-jersey-azur-lane-honey-gif-8698171228099646529

[pine oasis]

No americain

[timid mesa]

Does that mean if a ship named after woman, it would made it a male

[stiff forum]

which one twin

Why there's still 15 sec cool down bro?

[timid mesa]

If only i know it twin

[weak parrot]

congratulations, you finished in 3st place!

[stiff forum]

Weak I did at first get better

[royal sigil]

[trim gyro]

3st?

[weak parrot]

thirst

[crimson kayak]

fluffy.

[weak parrot]

school uniform arcana better

[stable plank]

3rd strike. like street fighter

[teal girder]

Lol

[worthy pagoda]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1028072732165939254/1069050154600120401/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif

[weak parrot]

so when are getting the CSAN

[spiral olive]

Sup guys 🔊 🔊

I wonder why timer ⏳

[weak parrot]

confederate states navy in AL when

[spiral olive]

So guys what's new today

Teku izing

[shut crane]

so weird not having an event happening

[novel bobcat]

wait...
we can now pay2skip the OG TB grow-up stuff?

[ember magnet]

Haii :3

[gaunt apex]

Greetings

[ember magnet]

Wait why is there still a timer- even the maintenance is over~~?

[shut crane]

parameter gain increase is nice, it felt a little too little

[novel bobcat]

because admins have forgotten about it, the usual. @wanton pelican aren't you the one usually turning on/off slow mode? we suffering here bro. turn off the dang timer

[wanton pelican]

/slow 7

[willow thorn]

al-general slowed down got lifted.

[ember magnet]

Oh its gone now~!

Thank you~!

[gaunt apex]

Admins were too busy raising their siren lol

[novel bobcat]

thanks bro

[wanton pelican]

np

[novel bobcat]

Takagi once more showing why he's best admin around here

[spiral olive]

Hi guys ?

[stable plank]

now i can post lamps at full speed

[novel bobcat]

Lamp2D when

[gaunt apex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483892196267659375/G_R_LpfbAAIEvkf_1.gif

[novel bobcat]

not gonna lie, i havent even touched the raise-a-siren minigame for the 2.0 stuff

[spiral olive]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-fly-butterfly-lamp-insect-gif-875654067265863794

[novel bobcat]

i got halfway with TB and just gave up

[stable plank]

not soon enough. porn skins are top priority

[spiral olive]

Mothes want your lamps now

Reminds me of mortarion

[full blade]

man dark energon hits hard

I think imma snort a dark wisdom cube mashed up

[spiral olive]

Sounds great

[novel bobcat]

you gonna do what now

[full blade]

snort dark wisdom cube

[vestal briar]

yay no more slowmode

[full blade]

Takao made me sleep in the couch because I made her angry so now I feel sad

[novel bobcat]

thats basically a pre-born shipgirl, even if its a dark cube. you're snorting shipgirl remains there

[full blade]

oh…

um…

[novel bobcat]

[full blade]

welp, it can’t get much worse

im seeing stuff now

[gaunt apex]

Also you made roon mad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483567860403011725/Kaisers_Video_-_Aug_9_2025-VEED.gif

[clever gazelle]

Who pinged me

[full blade]

yea I def did

[stable plank]

me

[clever gazelle]

[stable plank]

funy

[full blade]

I can see sound!

[clever gazelle]

[spiral olive]

It's it dark energy drive you to madness also Resurrect The Dead

[full blade]

I can hear colors!

[clever gazelle]

I almost crashed my car due to it

[stable plank]

[spiral olive]

[novel bobcat]

imagine crashing your car because someone pinged you with boobs in the AL discord

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-evil-chihuahua-twt-memes-dog-gif-2124557923355771903

[clever gazelle]

Awwww

Cute

[novel bobcat]

ewww, why she wearing a Razer shirt

[spiral olive]

Wake Up your minds

[full blade]

I can’t

[spiral olive]

Welp I'm waking Up my mind to the great Cochopony of BVB now

[full blade]

I think the bad “trip” is over

[full blade]

never doing that dark wisdom again

[spiral olive]

Told ya it mess 🫟 up your mind

[full blade]

my arm is missing

right one specifically

I think imma have a new one with a canon on it

[trim gyro]

gooned so hard his arm fell off

[shut crane]

big booba qts

[full blade]

it wasn’t from gooning

[trim gyro]

sure

[novel bobcat]

what if his other "arm" fell off along with it

[sage basin]

Oh. I rolled the UR with the free rolls

[full blade]

I may or may not have cut it off when I snorted dark wisdom cube

[spiral olive]

Was it blown off by enemies than

[shut crane]

there's a ur?

[sage basin]

Another one for the collection of spares

[spiral olive]

You just didn't feel it

[novel bobcat]

thats what...a 100 medals?

[trim gyro]

not even close

[sage basin]

i think so

50?

[shut crane]

iirc it's 40

[novel bobcat]

ah well

it also gives you the points to buy UR bullins with

[clever gazelle]

We need the other 4 h class

[sage basin]

im not gonna scrap my shimas. i need my rabbit farm.

[trim gyro]

what are you doing to the rabbit

[novel bobcat]

https://klipy.com/gifs/azur-lane-shimakaze-1

has one of the best non-lewd l2ds as well

that alice in wonderland skin

[weak parrot]

azur lane isn't real

[novel bobcat]

you arent real

[trim gyro]

non lewd but has a literal pantyshot, right...

[novel bobcat]

....right, forgot about that

[rustic sapphire]

Dont lewd shima

[trim gyro]

shima is good wife

[rustic sapphire]

Wife ?

[novel bobcat]

whats funny is that shimakaze came in crosswave first and took what? 8 months or longer, to come to actual AL

[molten obsidian]

She's pissed

qt

[trim gyro]

she needed time to become a ur

[full blade]

man, when will we get another spin off azur lane game with 3d models

[molten obsidian]

She comfy

qt

[shut crane]

she's wearing your shirt

[full blade]

its a shark

[shut crane]

boing boing

[full blade]

https://tenor.com/view/ellen-joe-gif-17973915145991955320

[molten obsidian]

She's reading your texts

(you're dead)

[full blade]

oh shit…

[novel bobcat]

hand size is a bit off...

[molten obsidian]

No

She really is that smol

[novel bobcat]

[azure tangle]

Wtf megatron jumpscare

[red timber]

Im a bit scared of tb since she had the yandere face in her skin

https://tenor.com/view/scares-me-i-fear-no-man-gif-21507033

[spiral olive]

Okay I'm back guys

[spiral olive]

Nope

https://tenor.com/view/jump-window-sadness-gif-8292401

Outta here see ya

[distant flax]

When PC client?

[red timber]

[ember spindle]

refreshingly cute

[weak parrot]

you're gonna bust

[weak parrot]

no nail polish? oh my god, what a refreshing image

[red timber]

It will haunt my nightmares

[glacial marsh]

Hello again

Sorry to bother, how long might it take for Essex retrofit item to come back?

[weak parrot]

essex isn't real

[glacial marsh]

[spiral olive]

[glacial marsh]

To be fair, I already have her invested

[spiral olive]

Essex The Outsider !!!

[glacial marsh]

The CV I usually use together are Essex, Volga, Independence

[open dragon]

wife

[glad quarry]

Where do YOU guys farm for gold

[spiral olive]

Battle works for me

[red timber]

When was Essex retro
Was ist autumn or sommer 2025?

At least a year minimum wait

[weak parrot]

so if you make essex shoot out liquid, does it taste like lemonade?

she's been consuming so many lemons after all

[glad quarry]

Nah probably some weird concoction knowing the stuff she consumes

[ember spindle]

d3 if an event is on, 12-4 if not

[prime lotus]

Ppl with no regard to animal life are the worse

As if a dog is worse to them

[solar dome]

August last year

[weak parrot]

i mean i agree, but where did that come from

[prime lotus]

Not from this chatl. I just wanted to channel my frustration my bad

[ember spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946719897390563328/1384661417210286141/Glass-Princess-Cindy.gif

[weak parrot]

anachiro

[ember spindle]

don't
call her
that

[weak parrot]

cinderella

[vivid osprey]

Lol

[weak parrot]

i want to get the new arcana

[modern dew]

tobbla

[serene elm]

why do ppl feel special for showing they blocked someone?

[weak parrot]

this is the only server that I know people have actively blocked me on

[serene elm]

like isn't the reason of a block to literally ignore that person because he annoys you? why bother with it eh wonders of the human brain

[vivid osprey]

I was showing off the fact I have Cinderella as a secretary because Cinderella was a topic of conversation, Assuming Arnold

Connor Conclusiondrawer

[serene elm]

I mean consdiering ppl do that I wouldn't be surprised

[sick crest]

because discord is bad at blocking

[serene elm]

that too

that's why I don't block a lot of the times

the block message is even more notable and annoying

[vivid osprey]

''Oh, my bad. Yeah, that makes sense. I guess I was assuming shit, huh''

Try that instead, no need to double down when you're wrong

[serene elm]

nah

[sick crest]

Makes too much sense

[serene elm]

I will not because the dude that you had not blocked in that screenshot does it a lot

so

[vivid osprey]

And I am not that dude, so you're just looking worse and worse the more you mental cage

[serene elm]

I'm not wrong

[solar dome]

What's he even doing

[vivid osprey]

Mental prison of his own making

[serene elm]

[solar dome]

This isnt psychology class

[novel bobcat]

the flesh is a prison for the soul

[vivid osprey]

I'm gonna stop myself before my Dutch heritage gets me to say something discriminatory and so I'll just say truthnuke

[solar dome]

Lol ok

U mad funny

[serene elm]

that's facts

[weak parrot]

birds are very bird like

[serene elm]

you know that if the universe resets every time it ends there's a big chance we live in a loop and that the life you are living right now you lived it a infinite amount of times and you will live it an infinite amount of times you are welcome

[weak parrot]

but what if you were never alive

[serene elm]

also remember to make your brain imagine it self non existing after death

that is also a good anti sleep method

enjoy your body shaking out of your brain trying to resist it's own safety measures

[weak parrot]

sounds gay

[shut crane]

a wild siren appears

[weak parrot]

a nice siren

no doubt

[vivid osprey]

I can't believe it's not Ellen Joe

[tight goblet]

hmm

[sage basin]

shes cute, but shes not as cute as the 2nd one

[weak parrot]

dying is deadly

[shut crane]

navi do be cute

[weak parrot]

she's automatically better because she doesn't wear nail polish

[shut crane]

but you know

this one is called Lora

Lora the Explora

[sage basin]

Shes just got that amount of smugness to her

[shut crane]

she's a brat

[weak parrot]

brat lane

[sage basin]

And you can correct her

[weak parrot]

lora is better though

[sage basin]

Or not.

[weak parrot]

lame

[tight goblet]

hmm

[weak parrot]

no

no thinking allowed

[radiant cipher]

Hmm

[serene elm]

I mean that's the point of a mesu right?

[gaunt apex]

i agree the one who doesn't have the Nail Polish is better

but she has a funny name lol

[sage basin]

never seen that face

and i got that skin

[raven grove]

Good evening

[ember spindle]

ello

[gaunt apex]

Hi

[vestal briar]

Hey hey

[vivid osprey]

Daily slave labour done

[normal comet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/1111006169771814912/ezgif.com-resize_3.gif

[vivid osprey]

[stiff forum]

[vivid osprey]

Mogging me, are we Vi

[clever gazelle]

Who is explorer?

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/lost-ark-artist-nuke-button-gif-4938403370705561393

[weak parrot]

desuwa type shit

[nova monolith]

[ember spindle]

a siren who liked the nonsense that oceana got up to in project identity and wanted to join in

i guess

[weak parrot]

i can't imagine being se asian

[severe lion]

All the other cards were garbage and im not buying anymore so

I guess finding it as the last card in the last pack was fittin

[clever gazelle]

Picture?

[serene elm]

anything actually special?

[severe lion]

Odin

Best girl

[clever gazelle]

Do we have a chibi of explorer?

[modern dew]

craven is the girl of all time

[severe lion]

Top left

[clever gazelle]

Ooh

[severe lion]

Also she is destroyer class

Also I already did everything

[clever gazelle]

We need a playable siren

[severe lion]

You can make her secretary

[clever gazelle]

No, campaign playable

[severe lion]

Campaign? Whats that

[clever gazelle]

Ch 1-16

[severe lion]

Oh yeah that part

[clever gazelle]

Somehow I can't even get past 15-3

[clever gazelle]

Can u get past 15-3?

[severe lion]

I haven't gone past chapter 10

[clever gazelle]

Oh

It sucks once past 14-4

[severe lion]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[clever gazelle]

[severe lion]

[flint vale]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-gif-24453515

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/runover-kid-child-road-kill-running-over-gif-5744950

[ember spindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/900520960829038622/1634766067283.gif

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[tight goblet]

hmm

[severe lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1391204047272542308/image22.gif

[tight goblet]

no sipp

[tight goblet]

grub

[severe lion]

https://tenor.com/view/glacon-ice-melt-cold-gif-5821997

[tight goblet]

ya...

[severe lion]

[flint vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/906976313682829335/1438704236023124148/Essex_Lem_Nom.gif

[clever gazelle]

Aww mannn

I wanted to drink mah sunset saparilla

[tight goblet]

hmm

no

[clever gazelle]

[tight goblet]

hmm

[vestal briar]

Sky boat

[somber steeple]

Ijn Yamato If it was good

[vestal briar]

It reminds me of this

[neat crescent]

Who are the main healers right now?

[vestal briar]

Ships if they were cool and flew

[somber steeple]

flying ships

[vestal briar]

Oh yes

[vestal briar]

Who needs to sail when you can fly

[shut crane]

high fleet

Lora the Explora

[upper flame]

ExpLora is so cute

[trim gyro]

she is adorable

[shut crane]

The siren bust sizes are increasing with each new one we get

[trim gyro]

did only one run so far and that tarot system seems incredibly broken, as if this game mode needed to be any easier

[upper flame]

I really wish next girl is Harvester

[sage zealot]

How does her tail work

Is her entire backside open

[shut crane]

Probably

[trim gyro]

1.0 was definitely overcomplicating things with multiple sets of stats, way too many different activities, needing to schedule far too many things and having some endings require combinations of stat scores that require incredibly unintuitive minmaxing to achieve

but 2.0 was basically easy mode and having checked the ending requirements on this one, I don't see it being any different

[upper flame]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-bow-down-bow-ellen-joe-gif-13157597333903034033

[sage zealot]

she has a light blouse and miniskirt lol, there is no place to add tail without cutting the entire back side off

[upper flame]

She probably has her way

[grand lodge]

Ok

[mental frigate]

[modern dew]

huh

[silver atlas]

So yall just weren't gonna tell me we getting another dragon?!?!

[sleek cape]

Figure out yourself pal

[grand lodge]

Interesting

[sleek cape]

Where they at

[grand lodge]

[sleek cape]

[silver atlas]

[grand lodge]

[sage zealot]

There is something gorgeous about a water dress

[silver atlas]

It does look cool, yeah

[vestal briar]

Highfleet mentioned

[sage zealot]

It's as peak as Hyseillen's water body

[silver atlas]

Actually, its a really good outfit design now that im looking at it more

Although as far as her rigging goes i wish it looked more well...ship-like

[clever gazelle]

Wat

When+where did they announce this

[silver atlas]

Funnily enough i saw the post on reddit first

I was just scrolling through shit and just saw it pop up on my feed

[clever gazelle]

Oooh

[silver atlas]

But heres the JP post https://x.com/i/status/2034600775054496082

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【艦船紹介】
空母　雲龍
「待望の私つまり重桜所属の空母・雲龍の登場は指揮官にとって衝撃的でしょうけど、私としてはこの前座は普通としか言えませんわ。誰かさんと同じく『お願いお姉さま』って言ってくれれば大目に見て――って文字数越えてる！...

X · Mar 19, 2026, 12:00 PM

[clever gazelle]

Oooooh, she cute

[silver atlas]

12hrs ago

Fuck....

Ig we all late

[weak parrot]

Being cute is Sus

[heady pawn]

Nah just you

[clever gazelle]

Wonder what this new ur will be

[silver atlas]

Is it even UR time? Didnt we just get one?

[heady pawn]

That Unryuu has been spammed at least 100 times here

[silver atlas]

Some ruski or whatever

[clever gazelle]

Cn comments say it is

Or jp or something

[silver atlas]

[clever gazelle]

It's under her post

[silver atlas]

This?

[clever sierra]

[grand lodge]

Interesting

[clever gazelle]

Nope

[heady pawn]

The heck is Niji Bridge?

[silver atlas]

Where is bro getting info that there's a UR in this event?

A UR for CN aniv sure, but like this would be the most abnormal time to drop a UR

Esp since we literally just got one

[clever gazelle]

Doesn't mean they cant

[silver atlas]

Idfk

[heady pawn]

There is usually one UR event in May

[silver atlas]

Yeah thats the only earliest time id see them drop one

[heady pawn]

Alsace & Mog was in May iirc

[trim gyro]

can I just say that after hearing about how the new meta fight actually works, the gimmicks are starting to look more and more like straight up BS?

[silver atlas]

I havnt fought METAs in ages so i wouldnt know

[stark fox]

Put big team in there.
Kill

[trim gyro]

basically, if you have one ship with the highest in more than one stat out of FP, TRP, AVI, EVA and ACC you're screwed, so now we're stuck balancing precise stat numbers on top of building a fleet comp that actually deals damage

[stark fox]

I have enough oil that I don't really care about it.

[ember spindle]

or just don't bring squishy ships idk

[trim gyro]

literally doesn't matter

one ship has the highest number out of two of those and they will die, then everyone else probably dies too

[sleek cape]

Put some in your car

Duh

[ember spindle]

oh it does matter when the sucker puts three stacks on laffey 2 of all people and finds out why sakuran capital ships fear the mention of this random seaman who fought in the eagle civil war

[trim gyro]

yeah that doesn't work, she's not invincible my guy

[modern dew]

invincible...

[clever gazelle]

Implacable

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/bacon-egg-cheese-invincible-nolan-grayson-dancing-gif-9353462142257891875

cable

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/kermitthefrog-dance-dancing-goingwild-crazy-gif-5023883256888097815

[modern dew]

j

[rose spire]

Boobs

[static kernel]

um https://www.reddit.com/r/AzureLane/comments/1rxyq31/aircraft_carrier_unryuu_coming_soon/obb6nhr/

muh sister ship consistency

I would have listened them out but then someone went off on how the al community is so "cooked" to not care

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-not-care-juan-gif-22047769

[trim gyro]

I'm pretty sure we have a rule for this

[heady pawn]

We only care about tiddies
That's all that matters here

[edgy chasm]

any guesses on approximately how long for soyuz rerun or addition to general pool?

[trim gyro]

were you asleep?

[static kernel]

Then what makes al different from other gooner gachas

[trim gyro]

we literally just had the rerun

[static kernel]

Like why not go to something like fucking snowbreak (which i wont) if the "ship" in shipgirl means nothing

[dusk schooner]

@rose spire daily dose of lion (mb for missing it yesterday got sidetracked simping for Nonoa)

[sage zealot]

Laffey would take 300% extra damage and gets fucked. Then regend gets a fat ass damage reduction and you do no damage to her

[static kernel]

S k i r t

[heady pawn]

You could play KC instead if you care more about the ship (assuming it's still alive)

[stark fox]

That we like Boats.
And we haven't gotten a Discord Community Strike

[meager haven]

Zamn

Alo is pure

[heady pawn]

And I think there are some other shipgirl gacha like Warship Girls R

[static kernel]

Where were you when al was in 2019 or 2020 or smth

[stark fox]

Pretty sure that one shut down

[clever gazelle]

The others have community strikes?

[static kernel]

I thought that was velvet code that ded

[stark fox]

Oh it did

[trim gyro]

most of them were busy putting down rakes and stepping on them so almost none are left

[stark fox]

I still have their Yandere Enterprise design somewhere

[static kernel]

Wsg died fr?

[dusk schooner]

Chat how to make Rumey on you -w- I'd pay any price

[clever gazelle]

[trim gyro]

people were legit hating on AL just because their own preferred game screwed up so bad they killed themselves and AL became the dominant shipgirl game by basically doing nothing

[clever gazelle]

I mean, it's only al or kancolle

[meager haven]

Now it is

[clever gazelle]

And you have to tell kancolle that the servers are suspiciously close to the user, not in japan

[meager haven]

KanColle’s its own little world

[trim gyro]

kancolle might as well not exist as far as most of the rest of the world is concerned

[static kernel]

Anyone have nostalgia for AL's california?

[stark fox]

Oh wait, it wasn't Velvet Code it was some other one like Blue Abyss or something

[clever gazelle]

[tacit crypt]

hey yall

[static kernel]

Nostalgic

[heady pawn]

Nah I have it on Ranger instead

[static kernel]

this seems to do it right
Pantyshot, shows a bit of sideboob and outfit seemingly taped to her boobs

[heady pawn]

They keep hiring her VA for Yat Sen, but never for Ranger

[trim gyro]

that looks like it's supposed to be starched, not taped

[static kernel]

Youd think that kind of skin shown would fly on a current day shipgirl and be considered good

[sage zealot]

A lot of AL girls haven't aged as well

[weak parrot]

slurs.png

[static kernel]

Not the literal art quality

But some of the design spirit

Look at repulse for example

[crimson kayak]

one of the many ships that keep appearing on my pulls >:c

[static kernel]

Like i miss the original tone and chikuma, red and blue

[weak parrot]

repulse.slur

[static kernel]

chikuma got turned into bunny atago

[vivid osprey]

Daily ''old design good new design bad'' discussion popping off

[sage zealot]

Repulse was a massive upgrade

[heady pawn]

Their last attempt to make a normal looking shipgirl was Vanguard, and look where she is

[static kernel]

Vanguard was flat and not given a second chance via sexy skin

Due to being released during the first real censor wave

[stark fox]

Found it

[trim gyro]

that was just not a good skin

[dusk schooner]

Normal on the outside otaku in the inside

[static kernel]

Also i take "normal" loosely

[stark fox]

Abyss Horizon's weird ass Yandere Enterprise

[sage zealot]

Tf? Vanguard skin was great

[static kernel]

california looks less "normal" compared to vanguard right

[final seal]

Azur lane slow ahead ss2 when

[trim gyro]

nah

[sage zealot]

It's the perfect balance of lewd

[static kernel]

Vanguard was forced to be more modest than necessary by external circumstances

[heady pawn]

Shimakaze & Laffey II are also flat, abs they are still relevant until now
It's not only about boobs

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-raiden-senator-armstrong-source-gif-25038929

[trim gyro]

both of those literally have boobs

[static kernel]

Did 2021 not exist

[silver atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[heady pawn]

They look flat to me

[trim gyro]

Hipper is flat, those two are not

[stark fox]

It totally couldn't have been cuz she was drawn by a guy who regularly draws more modest characters

[dusk schooner]

Blame it in Glowworm for ramming her chest

[heady pawn]

Anything below D cup is flat

[static kernel]

Richelieu had her swimsuit

[stark fox]

Which was modest as FUCK

[trim gyro]

I did actually

[solar dome]

best swimsuit skin ever

[silver atlas]

In Ask we trust

[stark fox]

Ask makes the good shit

[spiral olive]

Hello there

[stark fox]

[static kernel]

Thats a real logic issue i take offense to

[dusk schooner]

Hello that one weird looking human from the other day

[sage zealot]

clem was not fucking modest lmao

[static kernel]

if too many players unironically believe that then thats a problem

[stark fox]

Said like a person who has never seen a pair of boobs in their life

[silver atlas]

Huh?

[stark fox]

The exception does not make the rule.