al-general

[cedar hawk]

You underestimated how us women will goon to anything possible...

[stark fox]

Your species disgusts me.

[vestal briar]

😮

What?

[wheat cosmos]

[cedar hawk]

This one recalls a book literally called "My boyfriend is Yeti" or somethjng in the line of that.

[trim gyro]

there's far worse than that lol

[cedar hawk]

Okay...

[wheat cosmos]

And I'm already out lol, weird topic

[stark fox]

And like that we should stop talking before I gotta get the bonk stick

[cedar hawk]

Limitation of this server will only let this one mention that name...

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-out-i'm-out-1-3-seconds-1-3-seconds-meme-sliding-gif-18353827383643920094

[stark fox]

Behold, Burins

[vivid osprey]

This

[rose spire]

I lowk need epic bulins rn

[shut crane]

mmm agir's boobs at 5fps

[light fable]

The depravity that the opposite sex can reach would scare even the most cultured of men

[meager haven]

No

No it wouldn’t

[trim gyro]

generally, when I see some really screwed up shit I assume it was written by and for women

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[light fable]

Because it most likely is

XD

[ember spindle]

god fucking forbid people have more interesting tastes than male stud x female harem

[stark fox]

What the dog doin?

[trim gyro]

you have no idea what you're saying

[meager haven]

They never do

[ember spindle]

yes i do

[radiant cipher]

Where I’m from we have this but with yuri
All yuri

But I dont complain

[stark fox]

Yuri?

[meager haven]

Hot

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/pet-dog-gif-5128828040527462063

[vivid osprey]

Gooners tremble when the goonettes enter the room

[radiant cipher]

Hot

Im the one on the left

You on the right

[stark fox]

Lewd

[azure tangle]

Wtf horse game in al gen

💀

[meager haven]

Need more horse game in here ngl

[azure tangle]

No we don't

[meager haven]

Yes we do

[ionic gulch]

@karmic chasm

[trim gyro]

find a horse game server for that nonsense

[karmic chasm]

[azure tangle]

True

[meager haven]

No

[ionic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/mommy-asmr-asmr-court-courtroom-meme-gif-7634813348171129561

[ember spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-daisen-juan-gif-14472466871220205061

[glacial marsh]

Can we get Pamiat outside of pulling?

[azure tangle]

I believe you can

[meager haven]

Uhh

[ember spindle]

she can also drop from b3 and d3

[glacial marsh]

Oh, I see, today is last day?

[ember spindle]

or be bought with event points

[azure tangle]

Shes in light, 1:17:00

[trim gyro]

if you still don't have her and want her, I'd hurry up if I were you

[meager haven]

Seems to just be light

Wait for Wishing Well or something

[azure tangle]

What

Wishing well is such bad advice

[light fable]

As I hear.

Guys say "hear me out" and it's a cute cat girl or at most Archnae from monster museum.

Girls say "hear me out" and it's basically Cthulhu xD

[meager haven]

If you really want a char, it isn’t

[karmic chasm]

WHY

[azure tangle]

If you just do 1 light pull a day you'll get pamiat easily

[glacial marsh]

Well, farming is a bit complicated since I have to make space, or have they added something to auto retire units you already have?

[stark fox]

@weak parrot No

[meager haven]

But she’s also light

[trim gyro]

there is an actual dating sim with cthulhu as a girl though

[weak parrot]

don't trust goonette taste in men

[meager haven]

So yeah you’d just get her over time

[glacial marsh]

I barely have any space

[stark fox]

Increase dock

[azure tangle]

Retire ships

[weak parrot]

don't give LaDS players any power

[ionic gulch]

wow I ever knew u actually listen to those

[trim gyro]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/Sucker_for_Love_First_Date_cover.png

[meager haven]

Nyalathotep-chan

[glacial marsh]

Have it changed or is it gems?

[fleet flume]

Yayaya

[karmic chasm]

[meager haven]

I should rewatch Nyaruko-Chan

[weak parrot]

LaDS men are ugly as fuck

[azure tangle]

200 gems isnt that much

[stark fox]

Gems.
You should use free gems for dock space

If you were a gooner and wasted them on an L2D skin,
You have failed

[modern yoke]

[light fable]

Buy more gems. Easy

[karmic chasm]

[light fable]

[meager haven]

Or turn al into a second job

[weak parrot]

kill akashi and steal her games

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-america-america-flag-united-states-united-states-flag-gif-27547675

[meager haven]

For like 18 gems a week

[modern yoke]

[stark fox]

[azure tangle]

Mow the lawn or sell lemonade for money

[karmic chasm]

how have you been

[weak parrot]

mow the lemonade for money

[modern yoke]

Not like usual

[glacial marsh]

Iirc I have always spent them in dock space, I'm around 620 or so. But I do have paid for a skin in the past

[karmic chasm]

[ionic gulch]

ain't no way a gal like yuri

[karmic chasm]

[azure tangle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/718157880594792456/896820325927510036/SpeepoSuccessStory.gif

[modern yoke]

[karmic chasm]

I want to hear only seductive like... Ehem....

[karmic chasm]

[azure tangle]

Omg wife

[meager haven]

Seduced by Elbe

[glacial marsh]

[karmic chasm]

Noooooooo

[ionic gulch]

ok I take my ping back

[stone flax]

[karmic chasm]

[fleet flume]

Mmm

[ionic gulch]

uhh to late I guess

[stone flax]

[glacial marsh]

Do we have an automatic retire for ships we already have maxed?

[ionic gulch]

thick

[violet zinc]

Cute

Pajamas,❤️

[cedar hawk]

This one's sincerest apologies but... what the hell...?

[violet zinc]

Hi shinano

[radiant cipher]

You mean
Cute?

[ionic gulch]

uh yes that that

[radiant cipher]

Parody of modern clickbait

[violet zinc]

Yeah

Ehebehehehehehehe

[weak parrot]

infested_raccoon_nest.mp4

[maiden kayak]

Is that Janus

[ember spindle]

no

[weak parrot]

that's clearly arona

[worthy pagoda]

brennus

[maiden kayak]

brennus

[radiant cipher]

Brennus

[maiden kayak]

Oh I see it more clearly now

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/личекор-gif-27281747

[sage zealot]

you gotta show off off her back , thats Brennus 's good side

[normal comet]

brennus and Hai chou got similar pose

but masked girl somehow look more ero

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jukeboxsaints-piAca5kyxulcAVq6tH

switch the car with formi

[weak parrot]

people die when they are killed

[normal comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1397254235334246460/manjuu_raffaello_and_maggiore_baracca_azur_lane_drawn_by_sg_satoumogumogu__sample-b7828cf97dc4b04a023bf5fb8064f082.png?ex=69bb7ba9&is=69ba2a29&hm=6a138b7d32b562efa600429ce30c3e95a9c25b2b95fcd3c53bf3915e8e641953&

[weak parrot]

so many degens

[static sparrow]

Peak event

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477593179699019837/20260227_143700.gif

[normal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/diemarchive-diem-roy-the-demon-let-it-ride-gamble-gif-6397648956600555095

[vestal briar]

Wait I gotta watch this

There's no way I missed that

[static sparrow]

[outer galleon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/genius-studious-vegeta-smart-CP8HfecSULBFOyUL3B

lucky 13

[cedar hawk]

Italian wife...

[outer galleon]

best italian wife is vittorio

[cedar hawk]

Napoli is great too

[outer galleon]

like the good old senator said

i have a dream

to live a peaceful life with vittorio

[royal sigil]

Am trying to grind my way to get her

[clever sierra]

[static sparrow]

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1455594190187659427/20251230_155553.gif

[ember spindle]

huh why are there only two ships named vittorio

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1409160088668602469/essexspeeeen.gif

[normal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-vittorio-veneto-gif-21314743

their swimsuit similar

[normal comet]

but vittorio thighs is pure

no stockings

[mental swift]

LAST YEAR

[normal comet]

Who

[static sparrow]

Kawakaze i think no it's lovers siren

[wheat cosmos]

One of the sirens

[normal comet]

oh

Friends

[ember spindle]

throws a rabbit at them

[normal comet]

throw me instead

[mental swift]

Only?

Why are there 2 ships named vittorio

One is a mommy the other is a fucking bait

[normal comet]

who

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/killer-rabbit-gif-13866043123582994478

[torn aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176496170764341308/1473185210878394522/100.gif

[torpid kettle]

out-lioned 🤣

[ember spindle]

veneto (wife) and cuniberti (daughter)

[normal comet]

I see

[static sparrow]

don't use forbidden BA word

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946719897390563328/1483852687375339660/sultanthederp-alice.gif

[normal comet]

It's her actual name tho

rabbity

[ember spindle]

[wheat cosmos]

[agile silo]

archived few days ago

i literally have every arts saved

[normal comet]

how many arts now

[worthy pagoda]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2032781734509686878

승효 (@titui127)

서코 퇴근! 👅
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FixupX · Mar 14, 2026, 11:31 AM

[agile silo]

you fu- OKAY7

[stiff forum]

@nimble dune

[merry robin]

Rabbits participated at those battles. I confirm

[merry robin]

Hi birb

[tired crown]

Chirp

4 days straight amount of work be looming like storm clouds

[gaunt apex]

life is a big punishment i still don't have Z11

[dusky gate]

I finally got Ognevoy. Only took 148 pulls on Soyuz.

[gaunt apex]

https://tenor.com/view/vent-among-us-sus-gif-21718746

[dusky gate]

Which I pulled her twice in that process lol

[gaunt apex]

Pretty sus if you ask me

[dusky gate]

Oh? Why is that sus?

[gaunt apex]

Among Sus insider knowledge

[dusky gate]

If you find that sus, I think that says more about you. 😛

[gaunt apex]

Nahhhh i can't vent unlike u

[ember spindle]

like so?

[tired crown]

Destroyer btw

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-very-curious-magnifying-glass-looking-peeking-gif-3027926178787907205

[torpid kettle]

needs more of that kind

[tired crown]

Very interesting fellow birb

[merry robin]

U ventilate?

[static sparrow]

Yes

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472215069512175769/20260207_175556.gif

[weak parrot]

time to make the fictional city of San Prudencio

[meager haven]

30 medals

[gaunt apex]

Nah i am unable to do such thing i'm just a crewmate

[merry robin]

Ah. Who captain?

LUFFY?

[mental swift]

"i can't hit my cubes"
10 STRAIGHT HOURS OF GRINDING

[merry robin]

ONE PIECE IS ahem real

[ember spindle]

[torpid kettle]

cant turn into medals when u cant leave her room

[meager haven]

Too late

She’s already dead

[proper sandal]

I love her but her name escapes me 😭

[meager haven]

Trafalgar

[proper sandal]

Tyty

[next fox]

Welcome to another episode of I can't believe she's a destroyer

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/kronshtadt-kronshtadt-azur-lane-azur-lane-gif-10293770187964925701

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/disney-pixar-disneypixar-QFypAZbq5lz3i

[weak parrot]

vi likes getting it in the face

[merry robin]

@pastel oracle

[pastel oracle]

[meager haven]

Balls

[merry robin]

Steel Balls run

https://tenor.com/view/tourist-moogus-jojo-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-jjba-gif-7078882432445724610

[weak parrot]

balls? in this economy?

we can't afford to have balls in this economy

[merry robin]

So u dont?

[tight goblet]

hmm

[merry robin]

Musashi needs a new skin

[tight goblet]

hmm

[spiral olive]

Hi

[meager haven]

Goodbye

[merry robin]

ryu

[modern yoke]

[spiral olive]

So guys how's it going today

[merry robin]

Mid

[meager haven]

Walkeded

[merry robin]

But holidays on

WOOHOO

[meager haven]

Touched a blade of grass

[spiral olive]

Imperium Heart Of Darkness 🖤

[torpid kettle]

tell the yellow birb in the time they ask us for opinions 😛

[meager haven]

Who is the yellow bird

[merry robin]

That yellow birb be doing all side quests

[merry robin]

Manjuu

[meager haven]

Oh- right

[spiral olive]

So guys what's going on

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1476967446186557684/20260227_144058.gif

that one

[merry robin]

Witchjuu

Tentacle caught

[meager haven]

Witch caught by tentacles

Name them Abigail

[merry robin]

Wait what

When she moved

Her mirror self didnot

https://tenor.com/view/coincidence-i-think-not-coincidence-i-think-not-the-incredibles-gif-5096707

[meager haven]

Horrors beyond our comprehension.

[torpid kettle]

well...the mirror never does, what she does xD

[merry robin]

Sus mirror

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1481739314873237616/20260312_203029.gif

[meager haven]

Makes me wanna play Dredge now.

[merry robin]

@normal comet

[stark fox]

Dredge fun

[silver bear]

Hullo

[merry robin]

[meager haven]

Yeah, a shame my PC died before Steel Rig DLC came out.

[merry robin]

Spooky waifu.

But still hot

[meager haven]

Can I turn one of her stick horns into a wand

[torpid kettle]

ill take the one in the mirror

[merry robin]

She is realtively calm?

Or she is more spookier?

[merry robin]

Those tentacles bigger than those old sailors were talking in legends

[torpid kettle]

well in one of the gifs her eyes gglow red. dont know if i got the timing though xD

[merry robin]

She is a

I forgot what its called

Ah right

A Kraken

https://tenor.com/view/lightning-strikes-sweet-dreams-good-night-weather-gif-11890366

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/app-production-sysadmin-CDZwopbecAbIc

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-of-the-caribbean-pirates-pirate-jack-sparrow-johnny-depp-gif-15785546248253044753

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/razer-gif-26089859

[ember spindle]

ts needs whatsapp branding

[mental swift]

A CRACK

[mental swift]

fuck razer

[merry robin]

Cracken

[mental swift]

restricted access zero easy repairs

[mental swift]

Fucking whatsapp isn't as low as razer

[mental swift]

Wow new pfp after eons

[merry robin]

After like 4 or 5 month

[tame hearth]

Guys, what shipgirls would you recommend to fill Vanguard slots for farming exp?

[meager haven]

Amazon has a skill for more exp, but she’s also kinda really shit.

[wheat cosmos]

[ember spindle]

jervis janus javelin
get the class together

though jav will need like 80 levels and her retrofit and augment

(this is for a royal navy research ship, right?)

[tame hearth]

yes

[hearty salmon]

Boobs?

I GIVE YOU

BOOBS

[ember spindle]

[static sparrow]

80085

[merry robin]

The goat coco

[ocean pawn]

i give you abs

[hearty salmon]

Mommy?

[ocean pawn]

no wifekirei

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/woah-surprised-shocked-gif-14419083

[hearty salmon]

Mmm

Lick

[hearty salmon]

So wifey

[merry robin]

[ember magnet]

Oh my boobs i just woke up~~~

[tame hearth]

Wow, it turns out Azur Lane collaborated with Yamaha (the one that has Fabio Quartararo on its team).

[ember magnet]

Why is there mommy pics here~~~

😭

[royal sigil]

Alsace

[merry robin]

Its Al

[ember magnet]

Great- i need more btw~~~

[merry robin]

Here is one

[grand lodge]

[meager haven]

I sure love the existence of ai cosplayers

[dark solstice]

Very good day I am now an uncle again for the 3rd time

[worthy pagoda]

congratulations

[meager haven]

Unc

Congrats

[ocean pawn]

do you live with the kids or?

[dark solstice]

Nah

[ocean pawn]

then you do not know pain

[dark solstice]

I did live with my nephew for a while he stayed in my room because it was the largest and man it was hard to get to sleep

[ocean pawn]

I have to raise them so

[dark solstice]

Wait this the 4th one

[ocean pawn]

fun

[dark solstice]

Is it your own kid ?

[ocean pawn]

from my family yes but I'm not their father

[dark solstice]

Ahh then yea I feel your pain but it will be worth it

[mental swift]

That's the essex skin

I think

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/future-squidward-spongebob-gif-4767609

[mental swift]

But back when they were NOT licensed though they did use gamaha

[teal girder]

https://x.com/goodsmile_en/status/2033741489738592450

Good Smile Company (@goodsmile_en)

Preorders open now!

FREEing
Azur Lane
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#goodsmile

X · Mar 17, 2026, 3:05 AM

[ocean pawn]

WRONG FIGURE FOOL

correct figure fool

1/4 scale

[teal girder]

wonder if the hair portion can work as noodle stopper

[dark solstice]

First niece so I plan to turn her into a Mutsuki that plants sweets etc hoping for them to grow

[sacred oak]

Gm nerds

[teal girder]

spee borgor

[mental swift]

That's called a strainer genius

[dark solstice]

Borger rules

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/minny-biden-minnesota-gif-23289544

[meager haven]

It’s a noodle stopper

[sacred oak]

Yes that's Minnesota

[mental swift]

And also the meme origin

[dark solstice]

Ah hell so jealous they doing slurry here I wanna go spread some crap

[dark solstice]

This guy is a legend

[grand lodge]

Where the choco minny at

[dark solstice]

No chocolate for you

Unless you sacrifice 300 UR's

[spiral olive]

Sup guys

[ionic gulch]

where's the booba at

[spiral olive]

Let the noise begin

[spiral olive]

Hello there

[ocean pawn]

jesus did not die for this

uncool

in fact

delete pls

[sacred oak]

Jesus had dinner with prostitutes

[ionic gulch]

tf I'm looking at

[ionic gulch]

that is crazy

[spiral olive]

[ionic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/mommy-asmr-asmr-court-courtroom-meme-gif-7634813348171129561

[ocean pawn]

I'm not that religious but that was sick

[dark solstice]

ASMR is amazing

[spiral olive]

What am I looking at here

[sacred oak]

Titties

[dark solstice]

Grandfather clock asmr 10/10

[spiral olive]

Looks like more crucifix 3 people to me

[spiral olive]

Welp I need Teku music

[sacred oak]

Great movie

[dark solstice]

I agree

[spiral olive]

How's that the bright 🌞 side of life

[sacred oak]

You should watch The Life of Brian

And you'll find out

[spiral olive]

Okay

But first Teku Time

[dark solstice]

My science teacher used to be so pissed off all the time we never did practical so we wrote down all the notes but when he was in a good mood we watched Monty Python

[dark solstice]

Upper class twit of the year was also a good one

[spiral olive]

Teku Izing time

[novel bobcat]

tu du... tu du... tu du tu du tu du

[spiral olive]

I mean I'm putting my headphones 🎧 on not gonna use my car

[dark solstice]

Classic

[spiral olive]

Don't want mod sharks on me

[dark solstice]

Wait your car ? Blast the speakers

[spiral olive]

Okay you ask for it

https://tenor.com/view/acceleracers-bassline-dance-bass-beat-gif-12536596

[dark solstice]

Used to drive (still do drive ) a sh1tbox and the speakers blasting

[dark solstice]

Where's that from ?

Those tyres in the rear is prime space for a big speaker

Or subwoofer

[spiral olive]

Hot wheels acceleracers

[dark solstice]

Explains why the car is that shape

[spiral olive]

It's a hot wheels car

[dark solstice]

Yes that's what I thought miss them

[spiral olive]

Yeah me too

[dark solstice]

Do they still make an sell matchbox cars?

[spiral olive]

I don't know

[dark solstice]

12 hours hell yea

[spiral olive]

Great for you

[dark solstice]

I still have one I used to smash into another bloody thing built like a tank

Made in 1983 Zak speed Mustang

Macau

[spiral olive]

That's fast

[dark solstice]

I will pass it down to the next player

[spiral olive]

[dark solstice]

Azur lane it's in the gems

Never doubt

[spiral olive]

My Vow To Litterio

[dark solstice]

Always believe

What's that ?

[spiral olive]

Cochopony and her roses 🌹 are beautiful ❤️ smells fantastic also her faning 🪭 my flames 🔥of passion

[dark solstice]

What it smell like ?

[spiral olive]

Roses 🌹 my man it's a fantastic sense ❤️‍🔥

Making playlist to Litterio for metalizing it with BVB

[dark solstice]

When life gives you roses exchange them for lemons

[modern yoke]

[agile silo]

Motion Capture skins will hit differently

[dark solstice]

Think that's the old Chinese proverb

[spiral olive]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-littorio-vittorio-veneto-sardegna-empire-daedalian-hymn-gif-21232701

60 songs of BVB for my mistress now and 10 songs of BR still so much to offer her 🔊 🔊 🔊 🔊

[ocean pawn]

bebs

[spiral olive]

Nice setting there

[ocean pawn]

just the japanese port of kure..it's boring

always rainy

while the other ports are generally sunny

miss the original zipangu port

[gaunt apex]

Mommy Pics (too bad she doesn't have a lot of pictures)

[ocean pawn]

tosa suffering noises

[tight goblet]

hmm

[spiral olive]

Sounds depressed hearing 😔

[ocean pawn]

or Indiana

[shut crane]

gascute

[spiral olive]

Quite the beautiful I see

[gaunt apex]

She really is

[ember spindle]

it's littOrio

writing it with an e makes it sound like "litter", i.e. trash 😭 🚮

[ember magnet]

Haii :3

Anything new today pookies~~?

[weak parrot]

ss

[vivid osprey]

Miss Vi may I have the art of your banner please and thanks

[spiral olive]

Yeah just saying her name right

[late shale]

Hmm

[ember spindle]

😵‍💫 ❤️

[stable plank]

hey i recognize this artist

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-496833742737182965

[stiff forum]

i need to find it

i will try when ia free

[vivid osprey]

Sure, thanks

[static sparrow]

I hope it's not too crazy for here

[stiff forum]

oh nice

saved my work lol

great

[vivid osprey]

Thanks beast. I saved it so you can nuke if you wanna

[spiral olive]

Okay enough of that I just don't want bots at my door 🚪

Okay any different thing we can talk about now

[teal girder]

roon war crime

[pine oasis]

Yes

[spiral olive]

Is she trying to be a Queen Of Pain

[pine oasis]

Best topic

[pine oasis]

No
Queen of making people be gone

[ember spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain-spare-drone-parts-risk-of-rain-2-gif-4716050598601852023

[spiral olive]

Oh no

[pine oasis]

Hahahahaha

Roon crimes

[spiral olive]

[weak parrot]

i bet you shower naked, you whore

[spiral olive]

Nooooo

[stiff forum]

you sound like you dont shower like that stinky

jk

[spiral olive]

Thankfully no yandere in my fleet yet

[pine oasis]

Shes coming for your fleet

[spiral olive]

If they did get into my fleet I have to fortify my room

[pine oasis]

You really think you could stop a krupp made deathmachine whos sanity is as stable as a drunk man on one leg ?

[trim gyro]

sure

[viscid sedge]

I can fix her

[spiral olive]

Well might have to get traps

[pine oasis]

[spiral olive]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-13505099621090701668

Wait how am I supposed to sleep at all

[pine oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[spiral olive]

By the emperor help me

[trim gyro]

I just go for the hug, waifu stopped, hug acquired

[solid whale]

my kitten is such a goober

[pine oasis]

[solid whale]

[silver bear]

Roon wife

[silver bear]

As the nature of all furballs

my aunts cat stole half my sandwich a few days ago

Stepped outta my room for a drink

heard a thid and angry growling

had scattered it across my room

The little fuck

[pine oasis]

My cat is physically unable to do that

Lucky

[radiant cipher]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/754155230819778640/1206831379397214288/image0.gif

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-door-gun-gif-11296021

[spiral olive]

I feel very weird now

[pine oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/shining-heres-johnny-jack-nicholson-gif-18202394477084357965

[gaunt apex]

Roon goes Boom Boom

[novel bobcat]

dont you threaten me with a good time

[ember magnet]

What do you mean by that- Hehehehe~~~~?

[gaunt apex]

Roon things that only Roon and Roon lovers understand

[ember magnet]

Hold up there isnt it something you know~~?

[gaunt apex]

there is a lot i know

[ember magnet]

Help me~~~

[vestal briar]

Guess who's absolutely frying on wt rn

[gaunt apex]

French Missiles?

[ember magnet]

Hows the new update- did it break some game mechanics~~?😢

[gaunt apex]

the game is always broken lol

[vestal briar]

Me

[ember magnet]

Genuinley mommy eugen stop~~

[vestal briar]

Dude I'm cooking

[vestal briar]

It's alright ig

If you log in now you get a free day of orem

*prem

[gaunt apex]

yesterday i got critical damage was able to control my plane just fine and Gaijin decided i needed to bail out

[sacred oak]

I'm calling Leipzig

[ember magnet]

Oh great the last update broke some mechanics like its foggy in my pilot view it only happens in some specific low tier vehicles~~

[vestal briar]

You got damaged enough

You auto j out at the end of the game

[gaunt apex]

And i'm calling Z23 Retrofit

[gaunt apex]

Fuck ass system

[sacred oak]

I don't know that she'd win

[vestal briar]

Last update sucked

[gaunt apex]

she would

[sacred oak]

Leipzig has a track record of winning against Roon

More reliable

[ember magnet]

Yah kind of it broke one of my sound mods i downloaded~~

[vestal briar]

Ah you use sound mods

I used to

[gaunt apex]

you seem freighted

[gaunt apex]

so wat?

still waifu material

[ember magnet]

Yah i use the prinz eugen sound mod and rcsm combined- basically gooner x realism~~!

[sacred oak]

Leipzig? Yes absolutely she's wife material

[vestal briar]

That doesn't surprise me 😭

[gaunt apex]

every IB shipfu

[keen wasp]

U should calm down

13 hours

[gaunt apex]

no i'm fine

[ember magnet]

Roon scares me~~~!

[sacred oak]

Leipzig is the best IB wife

[sacred oak]

None come close

[stiff forum]

thats a fake status

[trim gyro]

so that's how they make them

[sacred oak]

Ah yes, the Hetzer mating ritual

[keen wasp]

Hmmm?

[ember magnet]

Thunder geographic- hetzerings mating session in the wild~~~

[gaunt apex]

i'll get the Tiger instead

[vestal briar]

Alr brotherman 😭

[stiff forum]

you can set fake status

by some app

[sacred oak]

(David Attenborough voice)
"But this male has competition. A challenger has arrived"

[vestal briar]

Goated tank

But the comet is better

[ember magnet]

This show gonna be interesting~~~

[sacred oak]

I needed the pun to work

[vestal briar]

I know I know

[ember magnet]

I think i have more pics of that~~

[vestal briar]

Of course you do

[vestal briar]

Seen this one before

[gaunt apex]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-496833742737182965

[ember magnet]

You wanna do that to me- what~~?

[gaunt apex]

No not really

[ember magnet]

What do you mean not really~~~?😭

[gaunt apex]

the not really really really

[weak parrot]

is little eugen gonna get banned

[ember magnet]

What~~?

[ember magnet]

What did i do~~??😢

[modern yoke]

Better go to sleep 🥱

[vestal briar]

Just existing atp

[weak parrot]

weren't you on thin ice already

[ember magnet]

No~~?

[weak parrot]

[ember magnet]

Before i got timed out just for talking to that person~~~

I forgot the username~~

[cold lodge]

Does anyone here play azur lane

[vestal briar]

No

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmmmmm-hmmmmmm-hmmmm-hm-hmm-gif-2339932555530048784

[gaunt apex]

No we all don't

we play something else but not Azur Lane

[tired crown]

We all here just for the art works ✌️

[velvet sonnet]

@tranquil reef

@tranquil reef

[gaunt apex]

woah wtf?

today is a weird day again

[ember magnet]

I do~~

[vivid osprey]

What's Azur Lane

[vestal briar]

Actually?

[vivid osprey]

oh yeah thanks @pastel oracle

[ember magnet]

What do you mean actually-~? yah ofc ive been playing al for 3 years but i didnt really get much progress i was busy on my studies during that time~~~

[stiff forum]

Cornball ahh

[spiral olive]

Damn do you have a death wish with the mods or something bro ?

You are very brave than me

[vivid osprey]

Not listed, so they'd have to revise the rules for that to be against them

[spiral olive]

Clever 🤓 man you are truly

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-littorio-roose-gif-21314616

Rose 🌹 for the wise

🦉

So anyone here have new topic anymore?

[sick crest]

tits

or complaining about tits

[spiral olive]

Okay

[sick crest]

your choice

[spiral olive]

What's ever you pick man

[vivid osprey]

These dudes desperate to be top of the list in a massive server

[spiral olive]

That's nice of them

[sick crest]

@gloomy valley

don't touch

[spiral olive]

Well another account hacked 😔

[solid whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1282523011680964670/essex-azur-lane.gif

[sick crest]

what does essex taste like

[solid whale]

lemon

[spiral olive]

Curious too

[serene elm]

daebon

he did a video about that

[ember magnet]

Yah i saw it~~

It quite looks cute watching daebom~~~~

[serene elm]

rare from the AL community considering he got harassed for drawing a younger style of art and the AL community is expert at that

[solid whale]

man

i forgot how ass farming friendship was

[ember magnet]

Is azur lane a rip off of kancolle- or am i just wrong~~?

[sick crest]

It's a rip of warship girls IIRC

jk

idk

[ember magnet]

Hehh~?

[serene elm]

warship girls is newer than AL tho

AL is Kancolle but you can actually play it outside Japan

[ember magnet]

I searched it up and it look very similar~~😢

[serene elm]

warship girl is from 2014 tf never heard of this thing

[ember magnet]

Azur lane is better tbh- i mean it has the best gameplay skins and physics~~~

[ember magnet]

Same~~

[serene elm]

the kancolle ripoff that got ripoff by another gacha

lmao

[sick crest]

Well that was some random guy stirring drama, and Daebom didn't handle it well by actually responding

[serene elm]

the ripoff of the ripoff

[sick crest]

least from my understanding

[serene elm]

the first one was KC

[ember magnet]

I dont know what you mean but i know what you mean~~?

Funny how "girls und panzer" "girly airforce" and "azurlane" focuses on military themes but anime-fied~~~

[vestal briar]

Daebom mentioned oh no

[serene elm]

peak dude

[vestal briar]

I know what kind of man you are.

[serene elm]

idk he's designs are good wym

[vestal briar]

Hmh

[lapis mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTRZIop0O0

[serene elm]

45 minutes?

damn I know the gameplay is trash can you trash it for 45 minutes?

that is indeed a good challenge

[placid gulch]

wao

I thought it was gonna be an Atrocious Gacha Review for sure

yay Azur Lane

[serene elm]

in 15 minutes you prob already went throw all of AL and even more

[vivid osprey]

Sure you can. You dissect the insane amount of system bloat and how the game buckles under the weight of said systems stacked on top of each other

I do like that he just took 3 girls from PR4 and called it a day for the thumbnail

[lapis mesa]

I still like the gameplay.

[placid gulch]

I mean

AL is the equivalent of a 75 old grandpa in terms of gacha games -w-

we're old y'all

[static kernel]

If only en and cn's best minds could team up to badger manjuu to keep al on top of its game

[serene elm]

the true grandpas are kancolle, fate, granblue

[placid gulch]

yeah those three are senile

(lovingly)

(except for Kancolle)

[lapis mesa]

except when I am dying in the later chapters of campaign to fking endless waves of planes

[placid gulch]

(I mean it with spite for Kancolle)

[serene elm]

tho fate ha the most trash system for account I ever seen

instead of having a mail or something reliable you have a code that if you lose the mobile the game is in or something by bye your account

pretty bad ngl

[placid gulch]

that's what Bandori did before implementing the google play link

[static kernel]

allen ass jumpscare

[serene elm]

would be better if the chibis had more animations or actually felt alive aka a 3d model like blue archive

[static kernel]

Medium is premium
And that must change

[serene elm]

feels real plain a 2d model moving the feet up and down slowly

[placid gulch]

yo my phone can't even handle an extra 3gb of island

[ember spindle]

wait what'd kancolle do
i only know of permadeath and the not-lowkey jp nationalism of its evils

[placid gulch]

a chibi rehaul would make it explode

[serene elm]

yeah AL is not ready for the 3d models tho BA is not that big despite having a 3d model of all the girls

[static kernel]

ironically i think kc had the better standard for dd sizes than al

[serene elm]

optimization work does wonders

ngl

[placid gulch]

you can't pride yourself on being a game about the pride and sorrow of the IJN and then have your gameplay be a full-on RNG glorified powerpoint

also shibafu draws for Kancolle

fuckass potato faces

[static kernel]

Shibafus the least of my worries

Compare mutsuki kc to mutsuki al

[placid gulch]

I think my BA crashes more often than AL

[static kernel]

goddamn it i never liked al's approach to those dds

[serene elm]

how?

it runs in anything

[placid gulch]

idk

[serene elm]

as long as it's 64 bits

[placid gulch]

I barely do the cafe daily bc if I've been playing for more than 10 minutes it crashes the game

[serene elm]

I have the redmi note 14

[placid gulch]

same for doing full stages

[serene elm]

works perfectly on that phone

[serene elm]

I usually play on PC tho becuase I spend all day on that thing

[placid gulch]

or any cutscene-battle pause

AL has only crashed on me like

4 times, ever

[stable plank]

-w-

[placid gulch]

hi gob -w-

[stable plank]

al crashes on me every so often

[serene elm]

weird

ngl

prob old phone some times factory reset does wonders tho it's a bit boring to do

[placid gulch]

and mind you, BA 's on the tablet with a whole lot of storage
AL's on the phone with 11gb of space left that my dad handed me down

[serene elm]

hmmm

on the tablet and crashes? man what kind of tablet you have

[static kernel]

One thing i will hand to kc

[placid gulch]

maa -w- it used to crash like that on bluestacks too

[serene elm]

never did for me

well it did a long time ago

[lapis mesa]

I do hear that complaint around over the years

[placid gulch]

I blamed it on my previous hard drive being on its final life moments but...it does the same still ahaha -w-
but I don't mind -w-

[serene elm]

when I didn't had the emulator in android 11 it was due to playing in 60 fps and not 30

[placid gulch]

I'm on BA mostly to read the story

[serene elm]

limit the game to 30 fps might help you

[serene elm]

the peak

[placid gulch]

I'll try~

CRK also crashes on me but like
that game crashes on everyone and their mother, it's not a me issue exclusively

[serene elm]

worked for me might be due to the OS so yeah limit it to 30

maybe it works

[placid gulch]

Uma has no problem

[radiant cipher]

omagaaa

[serene elm]

that is idk

[tropic viper]

Hi to all, maybe do you know a way to delete a yostar account bibding?

[serene elm]

developer skill issue

[tropic viper]

I do a bad binding and create a new account

[placid gulch]

yeah it's a dev skill issue

[serene elm]

BA some times is purely OS or hardware not be able to run the settings it comes with 30 fps cap and even reducing quality a bit helps

[placid gulch]

omagaaaaaa

[serene elm]

it's mostly what ppl in the official server will tell you to do

[placid gulch]

oh look at that
CRK crashed again

I can't wait to uninstall this pos -w-

[placid gulch]

ahah wait Infu I just got the emote's joke

funny

[lapis mesa]

he mentioned a good point in that review vid

Bulins take up dock slots

Bulin

gtfo

https://klipy.com/gifs/yeet-lion-king

[placid gulch]

yeah that's why Bulin purges are a thing -w-

boat food is boat food

[stiff forum]

lmao

[open dragon]

Hot

[stiff forum]

Indeed

[viscid sedge]

hotto doggos

[lapis mesa]

Good

review mentions we got it better on skins than the other gachas

bashed Nikke, well just mentions their $60 skins with nothing to them

[glad quarry]

[glad quarry]

I’d say Azur lane is the best for skins on characters

Definitely worth my money but made me not have enough money for this month…

[lapis mesa]

I bought a Nikke skin once and decided to never do it again they are so plain

[glad quarry]

So true Azur lane makes our expectations way higher than other gachas imo

[clever sierra]

[placid gulch]

AL got a L2D award for pushing the limits of how lewd a skin can be

[shut crane]

lewd 2d

[ember spindle]

lew2d

[random tulip]

HOLY SHIT

just came back from a short break

[stable plank]

[random tulip]

can’t stop winning

[hard vine]

they are both very lickable

[placid gulch]

I got a dupe of everyone this event actually -w-

2 Ovivis actually

too bad I mlbed her a couple months ago -w-

[radiant cipher]

Apri likes umas?

[sage zealot]

It's so hard to get jealous in AL, you are guranteed every single girl

[old forum]

this game sicks

[meager marsh]

Yawl I got soyuz in 170 pulls should I pull 30 more times for her copy orrrrr

[placid gulch]

Apri was spreading the Umaganda from all the way back -w-

[meager marsh]

Welllll.... unless someone gets said girls earlier than you

Or youre broke

[placid gulch]

I can't believe Pse got I-25 in a random pull and I just can't get her yet

[placid gulch]

only if you have coins and cubes to spare I'd say -w-

else Burin it

[meager marsh]

I have almost 400 cubes but im broookkkeee in coins (still have some in storage tho)

[placid gulch]

30 pulls is still 60 cubes, up to you

[stable plank]

i got two noyuz this event

with 0 cubes of course

[stiff forum]

Noyuz

[meager marsh]

sighhhh I dunnooooo

Im so indecisive

[meager marsh]

[stiff forum]

Honse

[radiant cipher]

She gave me kisses

[placid gulch]

[vestal briar]

He just judges me

[stiff forum]

Pat her

[placid gulch]

so cuteeeeeee

[radiant cipher]

Yee

[radiant cipher]

Cuties

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/dantsu-flame-umamusume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-beginning-of-a-new-era-gif-16678656043458015639

[stiff forum]

[molten obsidian]

siick haircuts

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-uma-musume-low-cortisol-gif-1044120754729731909

[radiant cipher]

Yeah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493861626525515777/1483932372985581748/FB_IMG_1764867007833.jpg?ex=69bc6337&is=69bb11b7&hm=0ea372e31d7eeade5a3321e9ff2bd63b9ea01bae279028d08eb3730adbd5e128&

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483814311091638312/20260318_140434.gif

bird

[stiff forum]

Birb

[radiant cipher]

Thats a woman

[torpid kettle]

big birb

[stiff forum]

Dragon

[torpid kettle]

"Taihou" (usually spelled Taihō or Taiho) most commonly refers to the Japanese aircraft carrier from WWII (meaning "Great Phoenix") hope google doesnt lie...but its a birb !

[radiant cipher]

I know

I was just being a contrarian

[stiff forum]

XD

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483780210552864900/ezgif-24d186c85dfcf997.gif

[stiff forum]

Lmao if you think imagine she gets angry and start doing this on you xD

Truly "deep fried"

[torpid kettle]

guess that happened because of the firy food xD

[stiff forum]

[gaunt apex]

FUS RO DAH!!!!!!

[true gyro]

Boats

[radiant cipher]

Anyone know where Shropshire beyond the Shrop is?

[normal comet]

Devonshire qt

[vestal briar]

I've been to Shropshire

[ember magnet]

Its good- hehehehe~~~~

[stiff forum]

[ember magnet]

What happend to her~~~?

[gaunt apex]

https://tenor.com/view/bioshock-bigdaddy-gif-13986464063651317486

[vestal briar]

Ball knowledge

[normal comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850925456588800021/1223899963013070978/117403641_p0_master1200.png?ex=69bc516a&is=69baffea&hm=6c8100672c1f5148d7d36305518fdf1bf58333fac5dd48c4acfde1f3d2386053&

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1483780210552864900/ezgif-24d186c85dfcf997.gif

[radiant cipher]

5 children

Stat

[normal comet]

breed the aura

[stiff forum]

Based twins

[fluid pier]

what the

[vestal briar]

NaCl

[peak plover]

NaBrO

Big iron

[weak parrot]

this chat gay

[vestal briar]

Fe

[jaunty adder]

yahallo

[weak parrot]

no

[peak plover]

Gay

[vestal briar]

Penquin

[jaunty adder]

stupid firi

[modern yoke]

[fluid pier]

Wow how rude

[jaunty adder]

[radiant cipher]

Shes cute

[viscid sedge]

birb

[fluid pier]

[pastel oracle]

[fluid pier]

I should be re-learning some French & Dutch phrases right now

[trim gyro]

going to belgium?

[fluid pier]

in just under 2 weeks

[fluid pier]

❓

[pastel oracle]

[fluid pier]

Were you expecting something else

[radiant cipher]

Brussel time

[fluid pier]

I don't have any AL stuff to post anymore

[pastel oracle]

I see