al-general

[vestal briar]

Could spell my name right at least

[cedar hawk]

When it is her turn it was not even impulses, since last time I accept someone on impulse is 4 years ago after the "incident"

[radiant cipher]

Is it with a q?

[vestal briar]

Yeah

[shut crane]

[radiant cipher]

Why

[weak parrot]

/doInsomnia False

[vestal briar]

It's my original Xbox user name, my dad was drunk and thought the q was a g

[vestal briar]

The incident huh

[cedar hawk]

That is actually kinda cute to think about, seriously

[radiant cipher]

Hi almondo

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mafia-kajita-squeeze-hands-eyes-closed-gif-6655315437025702852

[weak parrot]

/give @s iron_ingot 64

[vestal briar]

Yeah, I like it

It's unique and no one else has it

[proper sandal]

It's a fun spin

[gaunt apex]

i've just wasted 30 cubes and all the coins for bad pulls

RIP me

[cedar hawk]

One of my ex blackmailed me with my bath pics he took when he visit me, now he is serving in prison for 6 more years

[gaunt apex]

when are the Gacha gods with me?

[gaunt apex]

holy shit

[proper sandal]

This username I have came along because I was like "I need something decently unique" and I'd no idea Das was gender neutral and I could've gone with Der or something

[vestal briar]

That took a turn oh my

[weak parrot]

/enchant

[proper sandal]

Good lord

[vestal briar]

He seems like a dick good riddance

[somber steeple]

what did just happen

[tight goblet]

hmm

[vestal briar]

It's unique though

[vestal briar]

Oh hey this guy again

[gaunt apex]

nothing

nothing at all

[vestal briar]

Everything

[weak parrot]

/enchant @s Bane of Arthropods 4

[hard vine]

whats up losers

[vestal briar]

Is this all your gonna do is just do mc console commands

[vestal briar]

Erm actually I'm a winner

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hannahhillam-almondmilk-gif-14949930

[trim gyro]

buys minishark and fills the minecraft player full of lead

[weak parrot]

There's nothing better to do

[proper sandal]

It's one of those mornings where I'm just chilling in bed but wanna go downstairs and game later ig

[vestal briar]

Terraria reference?

[proper sandal]

Been playing with a lot of emulators recently

[vestal briar]

I remember playing that game when I was like 6

[gaunt apex]

man i miss Terraria

guud times

[trim gyro]

go play it, they updated recently

[gaunt apex]

just like all the other 1000+ games i've played

[proper sandal]

Surprises me how well Dreamcast emulation has come along. Jet Set Radio is near flawless on Flycast except for weird graphics issues.

[tight goblet]

MOUSE

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

[weak parrot]

/enhance @s water_breathing 9 999 false

[cedar hawk]

Thank god my parent's former classmate and friend is a high rank police officer

[tight goblet]

chat I think kirsk got to mouse

[vestal briar]

Yeah

[gaunt apex]

Morale of the story? don't let assholes close to ya

[tight goblet]

CIRCLE

[gaunt apex]

around 95% of mankind are like that

[meager haven]

Deep

[vestal briar]

I know your being serious now as your not using 'this one ___'

[trim gyro]

make sure all assholes are open to you?

[cedar hawk]

So investigation goes really smoothly, super strong evidences which is why he landed 10 years for possession of minor's "stuff" and blackmailing...

[proper sandal]

Yeah there's so many cruel people in the world, it truly sucks

[proper sandal]

Holy fuck

[vestal briar]

Good riddance

[gaunt apex]

i rather buckshot them

[proper sandal]

They ain't ever getting outta jail, fuck that guy

[tight goblet]

sea veggie

[meager haven]

Snom

[weak parrot]

Why spread lies when you can spread legs

[cedar hawk]

Enough of the sob story, let's go back to larping and have fun

[tight goblet]

larping gets u bonked by the hit squad

[vestal briar]

Broke character 😭

[weak parrot]

anyway, back to uma

[meager haven]

Musume

[proper sandal]

Shinano, what can I drink to get a hug?

*do

[heady pawn]

Back to gooning

[cedar hawk]

Yes, it's better to talk about actually serious stuff normally this one believes

[vestal briar]

I think ima waste my day on warthunder now guys

[tight goblet]

Im charge my phone

[weak parrot]

I actually haven't logged onto AL in a week

[cedar hawk]

Ask for one, this one will prefer that

[gaunt apex]

War Thunder brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[meager haven]

Drink hot coffee mixed with jalapeño juice

[mental swift]

Peak, AL is trash

[weak parrot]

Time to delete AL

[mental swift]

YES YES YES YES

[heady pawn]

Don't forget to put some laxatives on it

[gaunt apex]

WT needs F-22 After i've played Project Wingman and Ace Combat i want it in

[mental swift]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-danielbryan-wwe-happy-gif-4822649

[vestal briar]

Uh huh anyway think about what I said by taking 2 steps back and choosing your own path

[proper sandal]

May I give you a hug, Shinano?

[weak parrot]

Put some aphrodisiacs in my water

[vestal briar]

No we dont

[gaunt apex]

Speak for yourself i love that Plane

[weak parrot]

And then molest me

Anyway

[vestal briar]

Same but we don't even have modern missiles and naval 😭

[weak parrot]

Back to uma

[vestal briar]

We don't need the f22 this year

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-scared-nervous-gif-12942769

[gaunt apex]

we are slowly getting there i bet in like 20 Years we have that content

[cedar hawk]

This one likes black coffee with Milo...

[meager haven]

Ah yes succubus teacher

[vestal briar]

Anyway air sucks ground is better

[weak parrot]

Yamato is released as a mesugaki

[heady pawn]

The succubus that gets turned on by the chad teacher

[novel bobcat]

teacher with an iron will

[trim gyro]

F-22 in those games tilts me because the games just use the same flight model for all planes
F-22 literally flies itself, stability isn't even close to being an issue but in the games it behaves like every other fighter

[meager haven]

Horny bad teacher

[gaunt apex]

all the other Jets are broken too soo

[vestal briar]

Yeah

[gaunt apex]

Gaijin add F-22

[weak parrot]

I became an elementary school teacher to hook up with single moms: the animation

[vestal briar]

Gaijin don't

[echo harbor]

Please no, they barely make radar make sense, I don't want something that basically have no lock on

[meager haven]

Bro just dropping peak concepts for free

[vestal briar]

We don't even have AWACS yet

[trim gyro]

F-22 and F-35 can literally hover vertically by simply pointing the nose up and lowering throttle a bit, but there's no way you'll see that in any of these games

[meager haven]

What if they just added a vertical mode

[gaunt apex]

AWACS Galaxy best NPC next to Prez

[weak parrot]

Umamusume x war thunder

[trim gyro]

Harrier never actually has VTOL capability even if playable

[echo harbor]

The BVR combat in WT barely work, MWR work half of the time and most just spam missile instead of notching

[trim gyro]

PW harrier is just magic, stall speed of 0, no VTOL

[echo harbor]

I'd rather they add Osprey

[shut crane]

a new doragon approaches

[vestal briar]

Yeah

[echo harbor]

Let me solo her

[vestal briar]

Either way ground better

[echo harbor]

Ground suck

Top Tier suck

Lower tier good

[gaunt apex]

Meanwhile me while i enjoy Air Naval and Ground

[vestal briar]

Exactly

[weak parrot]

But do you eat crayons

[vestal briar]

Get away from me

[weak parrot]

Its too late

[gaunt apex]

i hear skill issue lol

[weak parrot]

I'm already in you

[vestal briar]

Played about 10 games of naval

If I wanted to play a naval SIM id play sea power

[weak parrot]

Imagine AL fps

[gaunt apex]

Battlestations Pacific was goated too bad we don't get games like that anymore

[weak parrot]

League of Legends is the best naval warfare simulator

[gaunt apex]

https://tenor.com/view/exorcism-father-mulvehill-evil-z-is-for-zombies-get-out-evil-spirit-gif-16456440622392781314

[weak parrot]

[gaunt apex]

i hate Riot Games

[trim gyro]

I don't think it counts as a naval warfare sim just because you get the urge to drown anyone who so much as mentions it

[gaunt apex]

one if full of E-Boys/Girls the other full of kids that yell your ears off

[vivid osprey]

The "LoL bad xddd" crowd is rapidly becoming just as insufferable as the LoL crowd

[weak parrot]

Just buy the IP from riot games

[tight goblet]

hmm

[weak parrot]

I visited the riot games hq once

Because my mom had a friend who worked there

[stable plank]

found the league of legends fan

[weak parrot]

And she invited her

I never actually played lol

[vivid osprey]

I havent played in years, unc is washed

[weak parrot]

I don't know anything than jinx and that one kpop wannabe girl group

[radiant cipher]

Apri?

[weak parrot]

And Ahri

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/chisa-wuwa-chisa-eating-gif-1628271705184797036

[weak parrot]

Ahri because her art is everywhere

[vivid osprey]

Theres several wannabe kpop groups now

[weak parrot]

The one with ahri

The first one i guess

the one that makes homoerotic volleyball montages

[radiant cipher]

Ah

Yeah I know exactly what you mean

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-arknights-endfield-arknights-endfield-chen-qianyu-gif-10239037894987106116

[weak parrot]

not haruna urara 0/10

*haru urara

[cedar hawk]

This one used to play League with her classmate, not that bad actually, can be fun but it is not this one's type

[viscid pelican]

hello. I just had the random urge to return to this game due to nostalgia. I have an account 5 years ago and I grinded so much, but it was in my other phone, I still have that phone and still connected on that account, how do I switch my account from that phone to the phone I'm using right now?

[cedar hawk]

K/DA, do feature actual K-pop members so technically, it is as K-pop as it can get

[weak parrot]

That's the fun part, you don't

[vivid osprey]

What methods did you use to log in? Facebook? Gmail?

It'll still be linked to that medium

[weak parrot]

You delete AL and then run away

[viscid pelican]

please be a joke 😭

[viscid pelican]

gmail I think, does it work with any other?

can someone guide me through the process, or link a video?

[weak parrot]

/give @s copper_sword

[cedar hawk]

This one believes that you can just log into that same account and join the same server that you used to play on will do...

[vestal briar]

What server did you play on?

[viscid pelican]

sandy

[viscid pelican]

💔

[mental swift]

Did you login with yostar account

[viscid pelican]

I'm logged in with yostar, facebook, AND twitter

[mental swift]

Awesome

Login with yostar

Select sandy

And then

Mi bombo

You're in

Easiest solution ever

[vestal briar]

Try to log into the same server you used to be on, when I swapped to my new phone I had to change server

[vivid osprey]

Made in 1 minute between my sets so

[mental swift]

Apparently a new device automatically defaults to fucking little enterprise

[vestal briar]

Yes

[viscid pelican]

thank you guys 🙏 🙏🙏

I'll try it rn

[vestal briar]

No worries mate

[mental swift]

Report us if it worked

[cedar hawk]

Just do a bit of tutorial, log back out and then join normally...

[gaunt apex]

it's a shame that most of the people i know don't even play on Little Enterprise

[vestal briar]

Yah yah

[vivid osprey]

Lots to work with

[viscid pelican]

I don't want to lsoe this account

[vivid osprey]

Not bad

[cedar hawk]

That is actually... a really good starting point...

[mental swift]

Unicorn retrofit nice

[viscid pelican]

I did say I grinded

and also why I'm so desperate in getting it back

[gaunt apex]

once a AL player you stay a AL player

[vestal briar]

Yeah man

[vivid osprey]

Finished my sets so more step by step:

1. Select "yostar" from the login options
2. Type in your gmail, then click "generate"
3. A verification code will be sent to said email if theres a yostar acc linked to it. Might take a minute
4. Fill it in and then click "confirm"
5. You'll be logged in, now select your server from the list
6. Your old profile should still be there

[viscid pelican]

nvm logging in can wait, I need to download 28gb

[viscid pelican]

yoo

[vivid osprey]

Smallest AL download

[mental swift]

LMFAOOOOOO

Are you on 5g

[viscid pelican]

yea

[vivid osprey]

And only 20 gigs of it is assets for dogshit gamemodes no one plays

[mental swift]

Then you shouldn't be tensed

[mental swift]

no one except the pro gooners

[gaunt apex]

the AL Grind never stops

[mental swift]

People do play private quarter

[viscid pelican]

how much did I missed

why is there suddenly so many tabs in the menu

[gaunt apex]

i like 3D Dorms but i need Eugen in that

[fierce junco]

i love illustrious

[stiff forum]

Dog shit planner eats up 3-4 gbs lol

[weak parrot]

Is it safe again?

[vestal briar]

Safe from what?

[stiff forum]

Who you?

[weak parrot]

/time set day

[vestal briar]

No not this again

[vivid osprey]

Injured myself twice this workout, absolute bellend me

[stiff forum]

/destroy world

[vivid osprey]

Not my day

[weak parrot]

skill issue

[stiff forum]

Lol

[vivid osprey]

Unironically

[vestal briar]

/please don't

[weak parrot]

Go get some ice

Or something

[meager haven]

Eat some chocolate

[weak parrot]

Or rip off the affected area

Ripping out your spine is the best way to solve back pain

[gaunt apex]

dude

what did he smoke?

i want to have that shit too

haha

[vestal briar]

Ig bro

[weak parrot]

This is how I am normally

[vestal briar]

Uh huh

[gaunt apex]

suuuurrreeee

[weak parrot]

It is

[vestal briar]

Larp alert?

[gaunt apex]

what?

[weak parrot]

what

[vestal briar]

I don't know I'm losing my mind too

[weak parrot]

I'm just unhinged, man

[vestal briar]

I'm trying to play the A7 on wt

[gaunt apex]

i already lost my Sanity by joining this server sooo

[vestal briar]

Same lol

[weak parrot]

Being on discord is a sign that youre not okay

Anyway

[tired crown]

Chirp(yea)

[weak parrot]

Daily reminder that you lost the game

[vestal briar]

Bird

[tired crown]

Chirp

[cedar hawk]

Image Ban role is truly crazy...

[gaunt apex]

my doc Prescribed me Drama and eating Popcorn here

[tired crown]

Just got a back massage for the first time

[vestal briar]

Is your doctor certified

[vestal briar]

Nice dude

[weak parrot]

The doctor said i have terminal insanity

[gaunt apex]

Yes

[weak parrot]

How I feel spreading lies and misinformation

[vestal briar]

Uh huh

[gaunt apex]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-news-point-trump-false-not-true-gif-17803737

Uncle Trump sure likes u

[vestal briar]

The don

[gaunt apex]

the HOI 4 The Fire Rises mod was great lol

[weak parrot]

Sex

[vestal briar]

I've played TFR and it said it would take 116 years to build a Ticonderoga

[opal karma]

tax

[gaunt apex]

RIP

[stable plank]

yeah you're probably pretty washed if its been that long since you played. but you'd probably pick back up on it quickly

https://tenor.com/view/true-annoying-orange-orange-fun-gif-13311891

[weak parrot]

It is time to initiate the Buddhist crusades

[opal karma]

no more mommyraga

[hard vine]

[weak parrot]

Shinano oath skin

[vestal briar]

Sorry?

[vivid osprey]

Duisburg good

Girl I'm chatting with did a cosplay of her, fuckin' woof

[vivid osprey]

I forgot her default skin was so revealing

[vestal briar]

Lucky you

[weak parrot]

Shinano needs an oath skin

[shut crane]

dog is good

[weak parrot]

Dog is dinner

[gaunt apex]

too bad i missed Duisburg

her ASMR is goated

[weak parrot]

cat is friend

[flint vale]

stupid brain giving me a insane headache its the third this week ffs

https://klipy.com/gifs/transformers-megatron-46

[livid swift]

should i get back into al, i haevnt really played at all since whatever event included hakuhou

[weak parrot]

You should go see a chiropractor

[teal girder]

hot dog

[vestal briar]

Huh?

[novel bobcat]

brain too large for head

[gaunt apex]

the audio of the shipgirls?

[weak parrot]

Brain like space; vast, full of things, yet still very empty

[vestal briar]

I guess so bro

[gaunt apex]

didn't you take a look on Memories then secrets?

[teal girder]

are those their bullets or what they are killed by?

[gaunt apex]

Their ammo lol

[vestal briar]

Tbh lad I don't 😭

[vestal briar]

...

[gaunt apex]

you missed out the finest ASMR bro

[vestal briar]

I'm certain bro

[teal girder]

somehow they all designed the left half and right half differently

[gaunt apex]

Duisburg's ASMR is awesome

[weak parrot]

A well placed neck adjustment can usually clear headaches

[vestal briar]

But I gotta download it

[novel bobcat]

ima be honest, i get that they are secret memories, but they are bit too secret at times

[gaunt apex]

i need that shipfu in my collection like ASAP

[novel bobcat]

cause i genuinly didnt know that one was out

half the time you have no idea that a new secret memory was added

[gaunt apex]

i didn't know that feature even existed lol

[radiant cipher]

The shells they used

[novel bobcat]

Fancy devouring ASMR

[weak parrot]

Im gonna use you as a shell

[vestal briar]

Ayo

[meager haven]

I can totally see Fancy eating a fork

And crayons

Definitely crayons

[novel bobcat]

and then you have mogador

though her secret is surprisingly tame

compared to her l2d skin

[gaunt apex]

god damn

that's some good shit

wish i had Mog and her ASMR

[meager haven]

Yes make her have heat stroke

[weak parrot]

Yeah but Mog is naked in that pic

Wait nvm

I see the butt towel

[meager haven]

Most thin towel in the world

[gaunt apex]

that's the point being in a sauna?

[weak parrot]

She's probably topless though

Wait nvm

[meager haven]

The towel’s wrapped around her chest

[stable plank]

[meager haven]

It’s just REALLY fuckin thin and probably covers nothing anyways

[weak parrot]

Yeah um not wearing my glasses

So I cent really see clearly

[meager haven]

Okay unc

[novel bobcat]

well her secret starts off with her boobs right in your face

[meager haven]

Assualt

[weak parrot]

Sexual harrassment

[merry robin]

[novel bobcat]

best ones are the tempesta girls though

[weak parrot]

Fancy probably has breast ink instead of breast milk

[meager haven]

Awww you guys made me ink

[vestal briar]

What

[meager haven]

Isn’t cephalopod ink toxic half the time

Let’s go gambling

[graceful lion]

Hood l2d skin when

[weak parrot]

common squid ink isn't at least

People use it to color their pasta

[meager haven]

Yeah

[vestal briar]

Mmm pasta

[meager haven]

What if I used squid ink for my mac n cheese

[merry robin]

[weak parrot]

Then you'd have black Mac n cheese

[vestal briar]

Hmmm

Yummy

[weak parrot]

Not particularly aappeaing

[meager haven]

Call if Black n cheese

[weak parrot]

But it would taste fine

[vestal briar]

I was about to say this lol

[weak parrot]

Ah yes

[meager haven]

Burger King halloween bun

[novel bobcat]

my guy...

[novel bobcat]

it litterally says McDonalds below

[meager haven]

Whooper whooper whooper whooper

[weak parrot]

He cent read jaoanexe

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1478085176163696774/20260302_183635.gif

[novel bobcat]

do we need to call an ambulance for you? having a stroke there?

[weak parrot]

No i just cent see

And I dolt feel like corectinf

[meager haven]

Be like a horse

Eat carrot

[vestal briar]

Why

[novel bobcat]

oh McDonalds HK even had a pokemon variant of it

Black & White

[weak parrot]

Carrots ar3 said to imp48ve vision

[meager haven]

Black burger combo

[weak parrot]

Michael Jackson burger set

[weak spade]

Join Doro

[weak parrot]

Okay I can see now

[vestal briar]

Did you open your eyes?

[weak parrot]

No, I put on my glasses

[vestal briar]

🤓

I'm allowed to make that joke as I wear glasses too

[weak parrot]

sex

[gaunt apex]

heh my eyes are crap too but i don't wear glasses

[vestal briar]

Uh

No

[gaunt apex]

way too expensive n shit

[weak parrot]

ay dios mios

La creatura

[gaunt apex]

oh mein gott Bruh

[vestal briar]

My eyes are just good enough to let me drive

But I wear glasses as I like to be able to see more then 20 meters Infront of me

[gaunt apex]

Genetics were not with me

[weak parrot]

WAAR IS JOU GOD NOU!?

Jou God is dood

[vestal briar]

I don't know what your saying

But yeah

[gaunt apex]

i don't speak Klingon sorry

[vestal briar]

😔

[gaunt apex]

Only German and some bad school english

[vestal briar]

Your English isn't too bad

[gaunt apex]

Trust me it is

[weak parrot]

It’s Afrikaans

aka simplified Dutch

[vestal briar]

Looks fine to me

[gaunt apex]

when people hear my thick accent they always say the N*** shit

[weak parrot]

I think you’re just meeting the wrong people

[vestal briar]

How do you pronounce
Worcestershire

[gaunt apex]

i don't "meet" i'm just at the wrong place at the wrong time

[weak parrot]

war-sheh-shir

[vestal briar]

When I say I'm British people automatically think I don't pronounce my Ts

[weak parrot]

I assume it’s supposed to be Woostershire

but

fuck you British city names

[gaunt apex]

Hardest Challange for non German Speakers letting them spell SCH or ÄÖÜß hahaha

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1479817819834290308/20260118_202046.gif

[weak parrot]

-cester is pronounced -ster

except in one city

[vestal briar]

Lol

[weak parrot]

where it actually is pronounced cester

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/999873621570899969/1378763466122465320/caption.gif

[vestal briar]

My entire inventory of German comes solely from WoT and WT

[gaunt apex]

WT goated game

[gaunt apex]

WoT wasn't that bad too when i played it on Playstation

[vestal briar]

Wot isnt too bad bro

[pine oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[vestal briar]

And WT is getting worse

[gaunt apex]

i literally said it lol

[vestal briar]

Yes I was mid typing when you said that

I like both

[weak parrot]

My entire German vocabulary comes from I don’t speak Reichsmarschall

but anyway

[pine oasis]

Why that specific rank ?

[weak parrot]

idk

[pine oasis]

Fair enough

[gaunt apex]

oh my Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung

[vestal briar]

Uh

Yeah me too

[weak parrot]

welcome to Saskatchewan

[gaunt apex]

the very famous one is this here

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

xP

[radiant cipher]

Thats just a gimmick with german and dutch where you can stick multiple words together to make a “new word”
Making it seem as if these languages have much more complex words on average.

[pine oasis]

Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

[weak parrot]

g e k o l o n i s e e r d

[full blade]

I finally accepted it Purifier, I really am you, I wanted to reject it, I wanted to pretend I didn’t even understand, but that doesn’t matter now…

[gaunt apex]

Trust me as a German i didn't even know these words exist hahaha

[radiant cipher]

You can just make them up

[weak parrot]

what is your opinion on the Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging

[pine oasis]

Why should the africains need defense ?

And you missed a u

[gaunt apex]

have seen their downfall on every The Fire Rises play through

[weak parrot]

the AWB is kinda fringe though

terre’blanche that little bastard

[full blade]

I'll just kill you. And if you're ever reborn again as a new siren, I'll kill you then, too. You can change your name, change your appearance, but I'll still kill you again and again. I don't need meaning or a reason for it anymore.

[gaunt apex]

dude are you like alright? did the siren do experiements on you?

[radiant cipher]

Yuji

[pine oasis]

Bro u good ?

[vestal briar]

Forgot your the #1 siren hater

[gaunt apex]

he went too deep into Sirens

[weak parrot]

the funny thing is that a good chunk of Afrikaner ancestry is French Huguenot

[pine oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[full blade]

am Roon Itadori trust

[gaunt apex]

how dare you forget me

[full blade]

https://tenor.com/view/mahito-fear-jujutsu-kaisen-dontdox-shibuya-mahito-gif-9166459824232958830

[vestal briar]

Sorry unc

[weak parrot]

He has more important thoughts

[pine oasis]

That explains it

[weak parrot]

Like how to steal balls

[vestal briar]

Exactly

[vestal briar]

Wait no

[gaunt apex]

Righhhtttt

[full blade]

I sacrifice my right ball to use world cutting slash without cooldown

perfect binding vow

https://tenor.com/view/gabfr-anime-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-yutube-gif-10426569038680692791

[radiant cipher]

Its ok bro
But you should post this in a jjk discord

[full blade]

ok :3

[unreal narwhal]

GUHH!?

[full blade]

what if I say, magically stopped Formidables time stop skill and still moved

[weak parrot]

[pine oasis]

[weak parrot]

Formidable broke the table trying to seduce skk

[full blade]

she caused a gigantic tsunami around the world just by jumping in the water

french women scare me

especially a certain purple haired one thats a judge

[modern yoke]

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1354806593493012630/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[full blade]

ENTERPRISE, I NEED YOU ENTERPRISE!!!!

Azur lane needs lobotomy trust!!1!1

Musushi🍣

[radiant cipher]

Mogumi

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[meager haven]

What

[full blade]

Mogador!

[meager haven]

Trash bag

[full blade]

she doesn’t know consent and will touch me

[teal girder]

mog covered by trash bag

[weak parrot]

bache (microbikini yukata ver)

[sleek cape]

LeBron

[static sparrow]

She just wanted to be loved in both ways that's all

[sleek cape]

Hey is this you?

[full blade]

her way of love is scarrier then Taihou’s

[meager haven]

Nah

Taihou is more terrifying

Mog’s just annoying

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/taihou-azur-lane-gif-8437050528568788875

[radiant cipher]

Bro bro

[full blade]

i’ll just use my anti-Mogador technique I haven’t used since the midway era

[sleek cape]

Rzr but instead it’s razor

[full blade]

it’ll work right?

[sleek cape]

[sleek cape]

What typa tomfoolery is he speaking

[meager haven]

Midway era?

Huh

What the fuck is a midway era

[worthy pagoda]

r

[meager haven]

Was Mog ever even in the pacific

[full blade]

Ah yes my “not answer that” technique I haven’t used

give Akagi the ability to use asspull techniques

[sleek cape]

Yo Richie

[weak parrot]

Toasted water

[sleek cape]

I’m later going to Dallas this month yo

[meager haven]

When the

[weak parrot]

Rusty shinano

[sleek cape]

Mods cut his vocal cords

[weak parrot]

!mobs

[sleek cape]

Make sure he can never speak again

[weak parrot]

!mobs

[sleek cape]

Son

[meager haven]

He’s blind dw

[clever gazelle]

M8

[sleek cape]

!frenchfries

FUCK

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[full blade]

!ancienttechniques

…

they usually work

[weak parrot]

I’m gonna cock your doodle doo

[glacial valve]

[pine oasis]

What does that even mean

[sleek cape]

I’m gonna- mods would execute me for trying to come up with a response

[radiant cipher]

gonna execute you

[pine oasis]

With a gioultine ?

[sleek cape]

Richelieu baddie pics

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-arknights-endfield-arknights-endfield-chen-qianyu-gif-10239037894987106116

[static sparrow]

[tired crown]

[weak parrot]

Your timbers will be shivered

you halls will be decked

[weak parrot]

but most importantly

[merry robin]

SODAAAAAK

[weak parrot]

Your jimmies will be rustled

[static sparrow]

Go back to BA

[sleek cape]

Your pickles will be oystered

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

oyster oil?

https://tenor.com/view/oil-up-gif-12933914687667878981

[sleek cape]

Hi Barb

[merry robin]

Yo

[merry robin]

Hi birb

[merry robin]

Hey my wifes sister

[cedar hawk]

Greetings my sister's husband

[weak parrot]

balls

[merry robin]

Fritzie booba

[pine oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/black-beard-peak-writing-black-beard-marshal-d-teach-peak-writing-barba-negra-gif-5446515270440960312

[sleek cape]

What ship girl would blast Metallica?

[glacial valve]

So I can't post that I got a waifu?

[merry robin]

Sodak?

[sleek cape]

Ulrich

[radiant cipher]

guillotine

[pastel axle]

KNOX

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/psp1g-what-gif-23713811

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/chisa-wuwa-chisa-eating-gif-1628271705184797036

[sleek cape]

Ulrich

[merry robin]

Fdg

[static sparrow]

In #trophy-room

[sleek cape]

She’s one of the only goth looking girls

[sleek cape]

[merry robin]

Ah. Goth. Okay

[sleek cape]

Why is your car so concerned

[merry robin]

Thats dawg

[merry robin]

What da dog doin

[pastel axle]

Ferrero: I regret having too many kids

[merry robin]

Oh i see balls

[pastel axle]

She girl

[merry robin]

Thats not a ball??

[tired crown]

Chirp

[static sparrow]

[sleek cape]

Barb you perv

[merry robin]

Bruh

[vestal briar]

Mewo

[merry robin]

I cooked the exam

What u want

[vestal briar]

Where'd that come from bro

[merry robin]

I am resting after month of exam prep

[sleek cape]

I’d ping VI but there’s two Vis

[pine oasis]

On musashis lap ?

[merry robin]

other one is not workin acc

[merry robin]

Musashi gave me exam reward

[weak spade]

[pine oasis]

[merry robin]

@stiff forum sodak is lookin for u

[sleek cape]

wtf

Ai generated picture

Get this bitch ass person out NOW

[weak spade]

https://tenor.com/view/kimochi-warui-surtr-surtr-arknights-arknights-endfield-arknights-gif-2559511532103720915

[merry robin]

Is that iron bloodified belfast?

[vestal briar]

Evil Belfast

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1194673125112172695/1480870221890719824/IMG_2666.gif

[sleek cape]

@stiff forum your husband is being a pervert on cats

Come get him bruh

[tired crown]

Birb patiently waits for paycheck

[pine oasis]

Belfast used „bloody hell“ too much

[merry robin]

Its a dog

[sleek cape]

Enty pays you one cent

[merry robin]

Plus i mistook tit for ball

[sleek cape]

[merry robin]

Soon

Birb gonna get salary

[tired crown]

Your wrong
She pays me at least 2 and a half

[weak spade]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-endfield-endfield-arknights-arknightsendfield-аркнайтс-эндфилд-gif-14889242853106593866

[merry robin]

Wait but essex also got a birb

Who is which birb

[merry robin]

Hey Richie

[radiant cipher]

Hi

[tired crown]

I am both the birbs
It’s the same birb just Essex stole me

[weak spade]

lick richel

[merry robin]

@pastel oracle

[sleek cape]

That’s my job bitch

Fuck off

[pastel oracle]

[vestal briar]

You are THE birb

[radiant cipher]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yuki-yuki-tsukumo-1

[tired crown]

Chirp

[merry robin]

We got gay competitions befote gta6

[sleek cape]

Your next.

[vestal briar]

Why can't I be next

Where am I in this list?

[sleek cape]

Well your still a random to me

[vestal briar]

Phew

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-doro-dorothy-pipe-bomb-gif-4643514375044855612

[pine oasis]

You still need to climb the mountain it seems

[sleek cape]

Barb watch it you dumb ho

[merry robin]

[vestal briar]

I need to climb the ranks to be on Dakotas list

[viscid pelican]

@vivid osprey @mental swift @vestal briar THANK U I'M IN

[sleek cape]

I’d genuinely be number 1 on the chatting list

If we had a bot to do that

[vestal briar]

Ayyy nice job brother

[merry robin]

And number 1 gets nothin

[vivid osprey]

Heat, dude. Enjoy the grind!

[merry robin]

Eyy whats up man

[pine oasis]

Poet of this chat

[viscid pelican]

glad to be back

[sleek cape]

Did u give up an account?

Or

[vivid osprey]

Yo bro, not much. Injured my abs at the gym, so I had to cut my workout a bit short, but I'm just chilling at home now

Was out a lot, enjoyed the weather

[merry robin]

Damn. Dont overwork muscles

[vivid osprey]

No, just helped him log back into his old acc from a few years ago

[sleek cape]

Can you dunk

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[vivid osprey]

I'm 198 cm tall so probably. I don't really play basketball though

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-peter-griffin-ballin-correct-gif-3683286355521616854

[deep torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964640704930394112/1265243586933297243/togif.gif

[merry robin]

Damn. Bro. My uncles got that height

[sleek cape]

Can someone translate that to American

[vivid osprey]

6'6

[sleek cape]

DAYUM.

[merry robin]

[sleek cape]

Son your taller then some NBA players

[vestal briar]

This guy eats his vegetables

[vivid osprey]

He gets asked by old ladies to grab tea from the highest shelves in the supermarket, I wager

[sleek cape]

Start playing basketball asap

[merry robin]

Lol. Could be did not ask.

I am 180cm

[sleek cape]

✌️✌️

[merry robin]

For now

[deep torrent]

shortest was 5'3 btw 😭

[vivid osprey]

I used to play (American) football as TE/DE

Was fun as hell, unfortunately maimed my right shoulder for good so had to quit

[grand lodge]

[sleek cape]

Where’s my pats

[grand lodge]

[sleek cape]

[merry robin]

[sleek cape]

What yo

[grand lodge]

[pine oasis]

[sleek cape]

You never asked someone to pat you?

[merry robin]

No yet

[sleek cape]

[sleek cape]

Ask VI

She’d beat you up then do it

[grand lodge]

[merry robin]

She is offline

[worthy pagoda]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468719321087082516/990739474298331176/5E65BFCC-5489-4172-812B-E0C3A2EE54AD.gif

[vivid osprey]

Oh and @viscid pelican don't be afraid to ask a million questions in #gameplay-help. Ignore pompous elitists who's entire personality is how good they are at a niche softcore porn boat gacha game, and just ask if something isn't clear

[pine oasis]

Is it good ?

[vivid osprey]

There's a ton of systems that work together, and it might be a bit overwhelming at first

[sleek cape]

Yes twin

[vestal briar]

Well said

[pine oasis]

Ill try it sometime

[sleek cape]

I don’t go do gameplay

I get ship girl

I hop off

[merry robin]

Sadly i did not get Soyuz

[sleek cape]

And repeat

[merry robin]

Lion and Soyuz incident is bad

[sleek cape]

And to be fair I lowk won’t be on till a new American BB drops

[merry robin]

[sleek cape]

New Iowa class image dropped

[modern dew]

i just realized what shinano does on her latest skin's special interaction

[vestal briar]

Love the escorts

[merry robin]

And what she does

[sleek cape]

Is fart on you

[modern dew]

[sleek cape]

And give you red eyes

[merry robin]

Ì dont own the skin. Cant know whats wrong

[modern dew]

hey man if you have the skin go n find out

[modern dew]

i am shocked

[pine oasis]

Spicy air ?!

[modern dew]

beyond measure

[deep torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/skir-skir-skir-poland-polish-polska-peppa-gif-5062548413224726721

[merry robin]

I dont have skin

[modern dew]

ill tell you in 3 years

[merry robin]

Wtf is this

[sleek cape]

Ai generated bs son

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-meme-i-just-made-some-bullshit-gif-15690632352507439130

[deep torrent]

jade na skuterku skir skir skir

[merry robin]

Did u even eat that bullshit?

[merry robin]

Brainrot ahh

[merry robin]

This looks lowkey radioactive

PLUTONIUM

[deep torrent]

they gave it to me on school lunch

[pine oasis]

Einsteinium

[modern dew]

lets just say shinano aint smooth

[merry robin]

Epsteinium

[deep torrent]

epsteinium

[merry robin]

Anyway

[vivid osprey]

She seems to rip some form of bandaid from her underwear, probably a pad, and sniffs it while commenting on the smell. I'm guessing it's something to do with ovulation

[vestal briar]

Saw this a few weeks ago

[vivid osprey]

See how hard that is

[vestal briar]

AL irl

[pine oasis]

Both at the same time

[merry robin]

What the hell it has to do with ovulation

[vivid osprey]

Vaginal discharge from her period

[modern dew]

huh

[merry robin]

I dont get woman biology lowkey

[deep torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1389715428439490610/1391446188540035222/--.gif

[modern dew]

i dont think its that

[merry robin]

Smelling piece of clothes is that?

[vivid osprey]

If your girl is ever on her period, bring her chocolate without her asking

[merry robin]

I may get it wrong

[vivid osprey]

Instant cheat code

[merry robin]

And she eats it?

[pine oasis]

Konami code of relationships

[modern dew]

what if you eat your girl and marry the chocolate

[deep torrent]

what if she wants to eat you?

[sleek cape]

Then she lowk beats your ass cause it wasn’t the right chocolate

[merry robin]

That later.

[vestal briar]

Smart

[sleek cape]

Then immediately starts crying

[merry robin]

Rip

[vivid osprey]

And if your girl is ever unreasonable, tell her ''Wow, are you on your period or something?'' they love it when you do that

[sleek cape]

So you go crazy and blow up the whole house

[vivid osprey]

Or say ''you sound just like your mother right now''

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-arknights-endfield-arknights-endfield-chen-qianyu-gif-10239037894987106116

[merry robin]

Crazy relationship advices

[deep torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/352975182065041410/1123940864645939260/image0.gif

[merry robin]

Never had a girl yet

[pine oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-man-guy-evil-whisper-gif-16225917572032847521

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-man-charlie-kirk-kirk-if-ied-kirk-meme-gif-11866908506481137705

[vivid osprey]

Hahahaha

[merry robin]

I thought women on period just need to drink warm water.

[vivid osprey]

It's very dependent on the person. Some girls have it light, others can genuinely be almost paralyzed from the pain

[sleek cape]

Sonion

[radiant cipher]

Please stop talking

[modern dew]

also tell her its all her fault whenever something happens

you will live

[sleek cape]

Guys Richie was on his period once

[modern dew]

his

[merry robin]

No way

[modern dew]

dawg...

[pine oasis]

[static sparrow]

[modern dew]

[sleek cape]

Man I had to give dude 40 plates of jambalaya

[merry robin]

[radiant cipher]

I love jambalaya

[sleek cape]

See?

[deep torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136515442077335643/1392505099011494071/togif.gif

[merry robin]

What is that even

[modern dew]

but does jambalaya love you

[sleek cape]

I mean it lets us eat it

So???

[modern dew]

how

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/magnifying-glass-gem-gem-alert-spying-gif-8152235274896165137

[merry robin]

How it looks like

[sleek cape]

Search up Louisiana food

And you’ll find out

[merry robin]

Looks decent

[radiant cipher]

A dish

[merry robin]

Looks nice

Whats in it

[radiant cipher]

Made piri piri chicken

[merry robin]

Not bad

[modern dew]

dude thats dangerous give it to me ill protect you from it

[vivid osprey]

Haha bro there's a guy on insta that does these awful advice memes and it's great. ''When she's trying on new clothes, tell her 'Is it supposed to be that tight?' this shows her that you're really paying attention to detail''

[vestal briar]

I've seen that guy too lol

[merry robin]

damn

[modern dew]

always comment on her weight to show you love her!!

[merry robin]

Even i know i am gonna die if i ask a girl that

[modern dew]

you'll be fine

[merry robin]

So i lowkey wait for a girl

[vestal briar]

Hung drawn and quartered

[modern dew]

that knife she's holding is for your birthday cake

trust

[merry robin]

Rest in pieces

[merry robin]

Aye thats me on a picture

[modern dew]

is that you irl

[pine oasis]

You kinda learn from him i guess
And that is exactly what not to do

[worthy pagoda]

No

[modern dew]

why not

[merry robin]

Cuz its u

[radiant cipher]

[modern dew]

damn i almost didnt recognize myself

[pine oasis]

[merry robin]

[vestal briar]

I'm loosing my mind bro

[radiant cipher]

Also made Greek pastries

[radiant cipher]

[merry robin]

Bros name is dick?

[pine oasis]

Did you forget meds ?

[vestal briar]

I'm playing warthunder

I'm going insane

[merry robin]

This looks like mushroom. Lol

[vestal briar]

Trying to play the A7

[merry robin]

Dont play that

[pine oasis]

I understand

[vestal briar]

It's warthunder or world of tanks

Or tarkov

[merry robin]

Both

[vestal briar]

Death

Preferably

[pine oasis]

Warthunder and WoW‘s at the same time

[merry robin]

He gonna get crazy

[vestal briar]

Going bonkers

[pine oasis]

Im doing it
And im not crazy

[radiant cipher]

[merry robin]

Yet

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/личекор-gif-27281747

[merry robin]

Formi good

[pine oasis]

Maybe
But makes life more fun

[merry robin]

Okay.

[vestal briar]

At least listening to music makes warthunder a little better but I'm still loosing my mind

[sleek cape]

Rap sucks

[pine oasis]

Same
But makes engines harder to hear
Still funny

[radiant cipher]

This is how they make cheese in the US

[vestal briar]

I'm playing air it's fine

[merry robin]

By making a hole?

[pine oasis]

Play naval

[worthy pagoda]

https://x.com/i/status/2033160891781550491

블리 Bli🌸 (@topazbli)

서코 후기 치치직 방송~~
https://t.co/5DiiP6nxzw
#AzurLane

X · Mar 15, 2026, 12:38 PM

[vestal briar]

Good thing I'm not listening to rap

[vestal briar]

I'm thinking no

[sleek cape]

You just were

[pine oasis]

Play Z15

[radiant cipher]

You know how some cheeses have holes?

[pine oasis]

[vestal briar]

What Fun loving criminals?

Come on dude 😭

[gaunt apex]

finally somebody grilled them Manjuu's

[sleek cape]

Sonion sounds like rap

[pine oasis]

Be careful
They are listening
In the walls

[sleek cape]

I don’t change my genres so idek

[gaunt apex]

idc i'm hungry

[vestal briar]

What do you listen to then

[pine oasis]

They might create more bad skins

[merry robin]

Get a döner

I had a doner today

Peak

[sleek cape]

70s through 90s rock

[vestal briar]

Lucky

[gaunt apex]

the good Kebab resturant closed next to me

[merry robin]

Damn

[vestal briar]

Pink Floyd?

[pine oasis]

Always a good choice
Wich sauce ?

[radiant cipher]

Garlic

Always

[sleek cape]

not really

[merry robin]

Mayo

[gaunt apex]

they already did when they butchered Eugens body with the bunny suit skin

[mental swift]

Thank fuck I set up my yostar account now

[pine oasis]

How about cocktail ?

[vestal briar]

Well prog rock isn't for everyone

I like it though

[pine oasis]

But maybe theyll do even worse

[sleek cape]

I have a 73 hour playlist

Which results to erm

Over 1,000 songs

[gaunt apex]

oh mein gott bruh i hope they don't