al-general

[grand lodge]

[dry thunder]

[grand lodge]

[dry thunder]

I'm praying so badly for this

[weak parrot]

Sometimes, you have to kill children to save them

[spiral olive]

I wonder can you name fleet names or they just stay fleet 1 and 2 or you can name tham

[dry egret]

After Bismarck zwei and Unzen came to war archives

[normal vine]

Clanker

[lilac merlin]

droppin hard R's today, are we?

[spiral olive]

Kill children to save children wtf

[dry thunder]

I need to make so much progress'

[weak parrot]

Letting the common folk name things is a horrible idea

[merry robin]

u guys good?

[weak parrot]

it leads to really bad names

[spiral olive]

Who knows man

[vivid osprey]

They are so slow to add UR's to the exchange tbh. Imo they should be added right after the rerun event ends

I don't get why there's such a giant delay after

[tight roost]

did the 2023 CN Stream reveal Gridman rerun?
or just my memory being hazy

[dry egret]

Merit shop or specialized shop where do you buy the UR bulin?

[shut crane]

gascute

[vivid osprey]

This thing

[obtuse ivy]

L2D Plymouth when?

[weak parrot]

Gascone? More like Gaslight

[normal vine]

Specialized if i remember-

[dry thunder]

they do something similar in arknights, if it's okay to compare the systems of course, sorry if not, but in here they add it after 2 years for free exchange fo completing event stages but I also would say they're not as valuable as UR ships

[weak parrot]

Arknights isn’t real

[dry thunder]

so true

[spiral olive]

Ark who ?

[vivid osprey]

Well it doesn't affect me personally. I have every single UR at MLB and I stand to gain nothing from them making the UR exchange more expedient

[normal vine]

https://tenor.com/view/cory-cory-x-kenshin-cory-side-turning-meme-meme-turn-gif-750329713875275073

[vivid osprey]

But I just don't really get the logic

[merry robin]

What about Endfield

[dry thunder]

I do not

[shut crane]

gashot

[weak parrot]

Who?

[dry thunder]

I just started playing a month ago

[spiral olive]

You arkem Knight?

[vivid osprey]

UR initial run - 2+ years of fomo for people that miss the event - rerun - 1 more year of fomo before it gets added to the permanent gacha

[merry robin]

Thats the question

[dry thunder]

I ark my knight till I end field

[tight roost]

i swear if this year's CN stream reveals it's not Neptunia's turn for a rerun imma start simping for y••••••• fr 💀

[spiral olive]

[normal vine]

I hate my phone being unable to download Endfield-

[dry thunder]

I gave up on the game, but I understand your pain

[weak parrot]

CrownGoofy

[dry thunder]

my phone can barely handle the normal arknghts

at least it can handle azurlane and fgo tho

[spiral olive]

Well iPhone has batter processing power for AL

[weak parrot]

Azur lane is a fake game created by Chinese lolis

[normal vine]

Kenarionazazuru

[dry thunder]

what is a true game

[weak parrot]

doom(scrolling)

[spiral olive]

Doom 2016 very great game

[dry thunder]

any people here on lexington server that I can add?

[weak parrot]

Maybe the real game is the waifus we impregnated along way

[dry thunder]

not that it has much

[spiral olive]

Not me am lil enty

[dry thunder]

[normal vine]

same

[vivid osprey]

Finished Bell, what Vanguard should I 120 next

[normal vine]

I have my arknights and AL account have the same name

Saamal-

[spiral olive]

Nice to know

[vivid osprey]

Zara it is

[ocean pawn]

still waiting for my owaris

https://tenor.com/view/suffering-pain-kruglik-are-we-suffering-swag-gif-21495600

[weak parrot]

So why are you gay

[normal vine]

Owarilings

[merry robin]

Same. Because my phones Processor is fuckin 5 years old

[weak parrot]

Owari is a man

[spiral olive]

I have my account UchihaKnight97

[weak parrot]

A busty man

[normal vine]

what processor do you have?

[weak parrot]

BlackBerry

[spiral olive]

Damn

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-gae-pepe-julien-gif-13687553676606303412

[normal vine]

i remember playing snake on that phone

good times

[weak parrot]

AL Atari 2600 port when

[spiral olive]

I didn't know black berry 🫐 still was manufactured still

[weak parrot]

why are you using blueberry emojis

[spiral olive]

It just showed up I thought 💭 why not

[weak parrot]

[spiral olive]

[weak parrot]

[normal vine]

Ocean Man

[dry thunder]

so no lexington players? 😔

[vestal briar]

Good song tbh

[tight roost]

Terror Shiroko vs. Lucia (PGR) vs. Rapi vs. Amiya.
who is the least depressed jane

[vital basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/no-pepe-pepe-julien-pepe-julien-onzima-onzima-gif-18661858

[normal vine]

goofy goober aswell

[weak parrot]

Rapi is hardly depressed

[vestal briar]

Sweet victory

[merry robin]

Snapdragon 778 or something. I forgot exact number

[spiral olive]

BVB Legion 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 I am not alone hail the wild ones Legion

[weak parrot]

Rapi is just gay for the skk

[normal vine]

mine is Snapdragon 665

[spiral olive]

Rapi ?

[weak parrot]

Anis is a goober

[trail plover]

My phone is being unable to download anything because of azur lane

[normal vine]

how much storage does you're phone even have-

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/entering-kyukamba-banana-pasta-bible-gif-17631228

[dry thunder]

obviously amiya look at how happy she is

what could go wrong

[weak parrot]

3 KB

[trail plover]

500mb remain

[dry thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-arknights-amiya-amiya-amiya-smile-gif-12539671049607494150

[trail plover]

android system eat much space as azur lane

[normal vine]

Alternate world where Amiya decided to end all of Terra

[weak parrot]

I should delete Azur lane

[dry thunder]

she still happy

in her heart she's just jealous of real amimi

[mental swift]

Isnt this fleet so macx tpupics

[mental swift]

Please

[dry thunder]

man I should draw her

[tight roost]

imagine if Red Archive has gore like Limbus

[trail plover]

W fleet position

[normal vine]

Im out of Yellow funny rock just to buy her skin when it was her birthday

[weak parrot]

Gore is fun

[tight roost]

would that top PGR in darkness?

[normal vine]

24 OP spent for the skin is worth

[dry thunder]

I spent money I was way too eager to get it

2 modes for a skin is just too good

[normal vine]

fr, dap me up

[dry thunder]

arknights shiroko aka rosmontis skin?

[normal vine]

nah, Amiya 2 mode skin for her Guard version

[dry thunder]

I got both ngl

I love rosmontis

[normal vine]

Sadly i don't got Rosmontis

[dry thunder]

I have her p6 because of my unluckiness on forget me not banner

[normal vine]

I almost pot 5 Shu when i was trying to pull for, i forgot his name but snake man

Zuo Le, i think his name

[dry thunder]

zhou le

yeah

or is it zou idk

zuo le yeah

[mental swift]

The death of azur lane official is imminent

[languid dawn]

any guide for this skin?

[shut crane]

oh no, we're getting big tiddy siren

[mental swift]

Whip up some fucking skin guide from youtube or X

[mental swift]

THIS WAS REVEALED BACK IN MOSKVA STREAM I THINK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[languid dawn]

ok thanks

[vestal briar]

What why..!

[mental swift]

I'm seeing people leaving the server every single day

Well it has surely been a great 9 years

[shut crane]

and now she's being implemented, it's in the NEWS

[woeful mica]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-cat-wunkus-silly-cat-gif-15459501743584172385

another 3d model?

[mental swift]

NEXT WEEK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[vestal briar]

That doesn't necessarily mean it's dieing

[delicate jackal]

What in THE WORLD IS THAT THING

[mental swift]

Well the server is dying

On the surface

[mental swift]

That is what you call an oculus rift

[vestal briar]

Yeah but surely all the active people are still here

[delicate jackal]

I don't think azur lane ever had a "peak" moment where it had a lot of players playing

Actually wait somewhere in 2019-2021 I think

[mental swift]

Quarantine peaked everything though

For that period

Especially gaming and gacha

[delicate jackal]

My honest reaction

[delicate jackal]

I act don't even remember how I got into this game I think I literally just scrolled down playstore out of boredom and found this lol

[delicate jackal]

Btw my Monarch literally just finished the battle with 2 barrages 😭

[weak parrot]

Penis privacy

[vestal briar]

Same

[mental swift]

Dawg that's fucking ancient

[delicate jackal]

It was just 7 years ago

[mental swift]

I wish I was a part of that time

Fr 😢

[devout bough]

imagine showering with Brennus

[mental swift]

I would've felt so much more accomplishment if I was a fucking day 1 player

[delicate jackal]

Also having to witness the very first UR of the game (not counting retrofit) felt so good fr

[mental swift]

And this game isn't even as bad as umamusume

[delicate jackal]

I'm pretty sure the very first UR was Shinano if I'm not mistaken

[mental swift]

Yes you're right

[devout bough]

Lol FREAKINGGG HOOOOOD

Man

It's been so long

[mental swift]

Back when any of the rarities didn't have those fancy logos

[devout bough]

My first oath

[delicate jackal]

Wow nice

[shut crane]

she's nice big or not so big

[mental swift]

Aweslt

[delicate jackal]

I'd continue using mine but she retired and Monarch took over her role

[mental swift]

Well can she customize herself like TB

[devout bough]

Yes

[delicate jackal]

I honestly want that hood skin where she's riding a horse 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[devout bough]

Shinano - New Jersey - Shimakaze was the first 3

[mental swift]

Shimakaze was like on the jp anniversary 2021 too

I think 4th anniversary

[devout bough]

I sleep now

It's 2 am

[mental swift]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[devout bough]

Goodnight laners

[mental swift]

Goodbye pig

@pastel oracle you're so based

[devout bough]

@pastel oracle what's that emote

[pastel oracle]

It’s my Shimakaze pat emote

[devout bough]

[idle pier]

Ew lolis

Post big tiddies boats

[devout bough]

Ok bye

[pastel oracle]

[idle pier]

Hot

[shut crane]

best I can do is big tiddy siren

[mental swift]

strength 8

And it's not even siren it's arbiter

[vestal briar]

See this is why I don't fully hate sirens

[shut crane]

boingers

[spiral olive]

Nice image art work

[shut crane]

soft and heavy, as god intended

[vivid osprey]

Man I really dislike Mogador, such a forced character

Brennus sweeps her hardcore

Alsace is good obv

[spiral olive]

Such sweet blasphemy I feel

[shut crane]

mog is just extra hornt

[lilac merlin]

CN says otherwise

[meager haven]

It’s CN

[lilac merlin]

IIRC she got 3rd or 4th on the poll

[meager haven]

CN thought Anson was shit

[lilac merlin]

and shewas

[meager haven]

Nah

The floaty tube was peak trust me

[fierce vine]

What floaty tube

[meager haven]

Anson

[static sparrow]

Ehh she is just lil bit unhinged that's all

at least she's not brat like bache or shitty attitude like ajax

Good enough for me

[meager haven]

Mogador ain’t even unhinged

[fierce vine]

Anyways what did I miss

[meager haven]

She’s just annoyingly horny

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477993698108375070/20260301_232644.gif

[fierce vine]

And this is why I need gems for like 1000

[sage zealot]

It is

[lusty peak]

it took me getting 8 poltavas to get Soyuz.

how many poltavas did it take for you.

[fierce vine]

Rip no luck for me

[sage zealot]

CN taste are so much better then global

[lusty peak]

104th build

[worthy pagoda]

https://x.com/i/status/2032040260960731594

Shuo❤️ (@shuoshuo_966)

掀❣️

X · Mar 12, 2026, 10:25 AM

[meager haven]

So you like the loli maid

(Totally the same thing)

[spiral olive]

[sage zealot]

Chang Feng is a pretty good design , not my type tho

[spiral olive]

So guys

What's new

[ember spindle]

i wanna pick up every small empyrean ship and

https://tenor.com/view/sanhua-cheeky-squish-jinshi-cute-gif-2054713894760573807

[spiral olive]

That's nice

[worthy pagoda]

https://x.com/i/status/2032858576138682773

KayA (@Kaya_Jiang)

X · Mar 14, 2026, 4:37 PM

[hard vine]

What's up losers

[crimson kayak]

how did NJ survive

[ember spindle]

against who?

[crimson kayak]

lets see...

[crimson kayak]

opponent's fleet had Lion, Mecklenburg, Bis Zwei, Laffey II, Eldridge, and Z52

[vestal briar]

Urm I'm a wimmer actually

[hard vine]

Misinformation in the big 26?

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-cat-wunkus-silly-cat-gif-15459501743584172385

hi rat

[vestal briar]

No

It's the best information

[dark solstice]

Flying car

[crimson kayak]

what is this

[pure topaz]

hey sorry to ask but is there like a gear guide or something?

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/spinning-perfectloops-helicopter-xKSB7TTLav6g0

[stable plank]

I'd check in #gameplay-help

[pure topaz]

tyty

[stark fox]

Mentlegen.
I have founded some AL merch at a convention

[stable plank]

i know they have a site that tells you what is and isnt worth keeping

[lusty peak]

what would the next UR event probably be?

[stark fox]

No idea

I think HMS cuz it’s been a while

[hard vine]

USS Gyatt

[meager haven]

Le Mochi

[lusty peak]

lion?

[stark fox]

…..

Fuck when was lion?

[lusty peak]

isnt events like every two years?

[stark fox]

Lmao, IJN

[static sparrow]

Could be iris or IB imo... IB haven't got any event since zenker

[lusty peak]

may 2025

[stark fox]

IB is more likely cuz it makes money

[lusty peak]

whats possible for IB? z52, bismarck zwei or fritz rumey

or a new one

[stark fox]

New one

We don’t count rerun events here

[meager haven]

The next IB event will be Graf Zeppelin Zwei or something

Trust

[lusty peak]

alsace was may 2024

[lusty peak]

no they should add a CL somehow

[ember spindle]

skk stumbles into a branch where eagle union is a worldwide tyranny and one eus eugen is a horribly scarred test subject who glomps skk on sight about halfway into the event

[meager haven]

Okay uhhh

[lusty peak]

theres only two ur cl and none of them are event or build

[meager haven]

Magde or Emdem retro

[stark fox]

Sounds like a porno

[meager haven]

“Glomps”

Yeah that’s just porno

[worldly adder]

just oathed both

[static sparrow]

I lowkey want a UR sub

[meager haven]

I-404

[lusty peak]

what use is there to an UR sub

they should add worcester as an UR

[stark fox]

Real boat or Wargames fake?

[worldly adder]

I-404 exist bro

[lusty peak]

real boat

[stark fox]

Wargames fake would be PR

[ember spindle]

i mean sees skk and leaps at them for a hug
apologies for forgetting that "glomp" does not at all sound like "big hug"

[lusty peak]

i know but he probably meant a second one

[stark fox]

Still sounds like a porno

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1462058616118054912/20260116_185621.gif

[stark fox]

[ember spindle]

game's fault at large atp

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/saber-lion-fate-sleeping-gif-14337419

[lusty peak]

i think the next ur or the one after the next event would be alsace, it was may 2024 and we are getting close to that.

i think it would be a new german UR followed by alsace rerun

[static sparrow]

Ikr but having more UR subs like i404 with crossfleets will actually make sub fleet more useful

[lusty peak]

sub and useful in same sentence

they need to do a lot more than that to make them useful

[lusty peak]

they should add the type xxi then

[silver atlas]

I-404 the GOAT

[lusty peak]

ibuki calls me milord.
did she just assume my gender

[lusty peak]

one of the two subs that arent minors

is there any other beside surcouf?

[silver atlas]

Yes

[lusty peak]

was it a german one

[cedar hawk]

This one greets the users of the general communication channel...

[silver atlas]

Probably

[lusty peak]

the italian one?

[cedar hawk]

By technicalities... all Azur Lane ships that isn't a collab... are hags...

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-azur-lane-teddy-bear-bismarck-christmas-bismarck-gif-5106043803670329740

[silver atlas]

I gotta open the game up first

[lusty peak]

i think the two italian subs arent

[silver atlas]

Da vinci and MHA head ass girl?

[lusty peak]

yup maggiore barca

da vinci looks adult but im no expert

[lusty peak]

A vampire that turned into a vampire at the age 14 is still 14 years old 250 years later

[sleek marsh]

True

[silver atlas]

Oohhh Maggiore

I forgot about her lol

[cedar hawk]

They're the manifestation of souls... since by that logic, Taihou will be one of the youngest ship as she dies in her first battle...

[silver atlas]

Yeah nah, not a loli

[lusty peak]

Many ships lose their loli status in their skins

[cedar hawk]

The PR ships...

[lusty peak]

Pay-to-make-her-legal

[shut crane]

I like thicc subs

[cedar hawk]

They are technically... 0 years old.

[lusty peak]

Theyre not born

They are technically eggs

[worldly adder]

waiting for Yuzu Z11's L2D Skin

[ember spindle]

she's from the time when the game was he/him'ing skk, so she unfortunately did. on the other hand if this goober gets to call herself king then surely a non-man should get to be a lord

https://giphy.com/gifs/crown-nikke-musan-eyQOYw594wjlZlqNNQ

[lusty peak]

And ships that are laid down and never completed eg. FDG are aborted fetuses.

[cedar hawk]

Yes... so by your logic, even worse than most of the subs...

[static sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-7434634924845802139

[silver atlas]

Goober

[lusty peak]

maybe she believes women can be lords. shes just a strong believer of womens rights

[ember spindle]

type shit

[silver atlas]

Based Mikasa oath btw

[lusty peak]

shinano and owari my only two oaths rn

owari was just a powerhouse for the early game

[lusty peak]

sandy looks ridiculous among those oath skins

she thinks she part of the gang

[worldly adder]

the only reason i did that to her is, i'm sharing the same birth date as her launch day (?)

8 November

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kronshtadt-kronshtadt-azur-lane-azur-lane-gif-10293770187964925701

[silver atlas]

Well Mikasa is very much wife so its deserved

[ocean pawn]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-anime-yes-yes-yes-yeah-its-a-yes-gif-17161748

now

let's discuss the price of her figure

[silver atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/money-wallet-broke-gif-7855913

[ocean pawn]

who the fuck has 1000€ lying around for a figure

[teal girder]

10$ per gallon gas soon

[silver atlas]

Well the kimono on the figure was made by the same folks that make Kimonos for the Royal family so like

[worldly adder]

i forbid myself for whatever reason about having figure

[rocky dagger]

SKK just turning all the sirens into his daughter 💢

[teal girder]

so no....

[rocky dagger]

THEY ARE ENEMIES NOT DAUGHTERS

[silver atlas]

I guess the price be like dat

[vestal briar]

Your born 2 days before me

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-azur-lane-gif-611235489385760039

[cedar hawk]

This one just marry whoever she feels like it...

[silver atlas]

Also i think the same folks that have 1000€ for a fig are the same folks that had like 2-3k for those Busts of St.Louis and Bremerton

[worldly adder]

dude, really

i wished for every wedding dress skin to be animated

l2d, dynamic, whatever the animation is

[royal sigil]

If only...

[silver atlas]

Still hands down the best looking oath skin to me

[worldly adder]

but maybe, free skin shouldn't be animated

at least that's what i think

[silver atlas]

I mean is it really free if u still need to buy the ring?

[worldly adder]

well, yes

but i'm a cheap guy, i don't usually pay for in-game ring

[vestal briar]

I just have a bunch of gems and I don't know what to use them on

[lusty peak]

imagine if al ships had their actual ages ingame
fdg is an aborted fetus
new jersey is a 84 year old woman
ägir is an egg.
taiho is a newborn.

[vivid osprey]

When in doubt, expansion for the docks

[worldly adder]

well that's mean

[lusty peak]

technically she WAS aborted

[worldly adder]

she is, but please dont call her that

[vestal briar]

Oh yeah

[worldly adder]

for whatever reason

[vivid osprey]

Man I look into this server randomly and y'all are talking about aborted foetuses what's wrong with you lot

[worldly adder]

i don't

[cedar hawk]

They were talking about FDG age...

[lusty peak]

She was scrapped when her hull wasnt even finished.

[worldly adder]

as if it would be an insult to fdg

[cedar hawk]

This one dislike the current chat... this white role is so... weird...

[vivid osprey]

Well I'm gonna go back to writing my cringe fanfic, best of luck with Boat v Wade talk

[vestal briar]

They're making me look normal

[cedar hawk]

No... you're creep... you're on another level of your own...

[vestal briar]

Can't we just make amends

[worldly adder]

this is hurtful, really

[vestal briar]

All I did was ask if a ship girl worked in the department of motor vehicles

[cedar hawk]

By interrogating an innocent sleepy foxgirl... you are the worst type of creeps...

You even try to find alternative ways to get these datas... this one is creeped out by you...

[lusty peak]

by all means there are orphaned and adopted girls in this game too.

[wheat cosmos]

[vestal briar]

You creep ME out

[cedar hawk]

No... you are the creep here... you do not know how to respect boundaries...

[lusty peak]

you are not the shipgirl i married

[cedar hawk]

And this one do not believe that she will say the vows to you...

[vivid osprey]

Shinano 1v9ing

[cedar hawk]

This one cannot be a wife of a weird minded person...

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-shinano-azur-lane-gif-4986490939895895177

[lusty peak]

wife?

im the wife ur the husband

[lusty peak]

thats how my relationship with shinano is

the malewife and husbandgirl

[cedar hawk]

This one feels even worse now...

[vestal briar]

Why can't we just make amends

I apologise

[cedar hawk]

Because you keep treating this one like a threat...

[vestal briar]

All I did was ask if any ship girls work at the DMV

[cedar hawk]

Therefore, it is only logical to be a true threat...

[signal delta]

[lusty peak]

shinano can lock me up in the basement

not the one in chat

[vestal briar]

And she calls me a creep

[vestal briar]

Oh

[gleaming shale]

Yall weird

[worldly adder]

look at you, named mac but a human

not mac n cheese

[lusty peak]

ill be buried in shinanos armpits when i die.

[gleaming shale]

hey Mac n cheese is one of many nicknames I have

[cedar hawk]

That is his desires... not mine... I do not really like men in general...

[worldly adder]

yeah but you're not mac n cheese

[gleaming shale]

better than Mac Donald’s

[cedar hawk]

And you lots are even more terrible... this one is displeased to see you people...

[lusty peak]

that one is having a psychosis i think.

[spiral olive]

Sup guys 🔊 🔊 how's it going guys hope things are going well with everyone now

[worldly adder]

fair point, mcdonald is ass

[cedar hawk]

Macbooks (even worse)

[teal girder]

im sick

[spiral olive]

Oh that's sucks

[gleaming shale]

That’s a new one

[wheat cosmos]

Why dine with a clown when you can dine with a king

[signal delta]

Hallo Sick,I'm Smolensk

[worldly adder]

sick of love?

[spiral olive]

True

[vivid osprey]

I'm currently soy pogging out over a video game OST

[spiral olive]

Damn

[teal girder]

sore throat

[vestal briar]

Ok look I fully apologise for my actions can we make amends

[worldly adder]

drink water, maybe that'll fix

[cedar hawk]

No... you instantly assume it was this one's fault... like you always do...

[teal girder]

yes a lot of water, and actual pills

[worldly adder]

get well soon

[spiral olive]

Hopefully you get better soon

[cedar hawk]

Why would I not want to be careful around a creepy man who keep accusing this one of problems she is not in charge of...

[gleaming shale]

Eat garlic

[vestal briar]

No I take responsibility I'll beess pushy when trying to find a ship girl at the DMV

[gleaming shale]

put garlic in ur meals it helps ur immune system

[vivid osprey]

I am quite enjoying this public dispute

[lusty peak]

still dont know whats meant with dmw here

[vivid osprey]

But maybe take it to dm's or better yet accept no means no

[vestal briar]

I've changed my ways

[cedar hawk]

It is the USA's Department of Motor Vehicles...

[lusty peak]

why would it be creepy to ask if a shipgirl works there or smth

[cedar hawk]

That creep has an obsession with girls working in registering cars... like a true creep...

[worldly adder]

i think i'm out, suddenly feels sleepy

[lusty peak]

laffey impersonator

[vestal briar]

EXACTLY

[worldly adder]

good night? morning? afternoon? whatever

[wheat cosmos]

Asking irl person with ship name I think

[lusty peak]

good day

[cedar hawk]

This one said no and he keep pressing for more information...

He tried to interrogate me...

[vestal briar]

No I was just genuinely asking if any of the ship girls would work at the DMV

[cedar hawk]

I do not feel comfortable... yet he keeps pushing...

[teal girder]

like why

they get fired?

[vivid osprey]

Bros can we drop the second-hand embarrassment and either block each other or just drop it

[wheat cosmos]

Akashi would be a great DMV worker

[vestal briar]

My oil filter didn't pass my recent test so I need to chase them up about it

[vestal briar]

Yes can we please move on

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/cheshire-azur-lane-seseren-gif-8267066129320468691

this at the dmv counter

[vestal briar]

😭

[cedar hawk]

This one told him multiple time to not interact with me...

[vivid osprey]

Fair, but just block him honestly

[wheat cosmos]

💀

[vivid osprey]

Not worth your mental

[wheat cosmos]

[cedar hawk]

This one don't really block people...

[vestal briar]

I'm not even interacting anymore

[cedar hawk]

This one will just pretend he do not exists...

[ember spindle]

blocking someone is how you pretend they don't exist!

[vivid osprey]

I sympathize, I don't really block people either unless they annoy me greatly

And then it's not even targeted at me, just the way they act in general

[ember spindle]

it's not a sign of weakness! it's not "getting owned"! it's basic fucking curation of your online experience!

[cedar hawk]

It doesn't look as pretty with no one blocked... either way, this one is simply grinding Operation Siren...

[vivid osprey]

I'm jealous

[mental frigate]

[cedar hawk]

This one will sympathise with you...

[raven grove]

One of my cats just had a sneeze fit

[zealous wraith]

Yay kitty snot !

[raven grove]

-<

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-cat-wunkus-silly-cat-gif-15459501743584172385

[teal girder]

plen

irl doraemno

[radiant cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493861626525515777/1482450571645423778/IMG_3583.gif

[karmic delta]

Hey Richelieu

[stiff forum]

hi

[vestal briar]

👋🏻

[mental frigate]

[rain valley]

Gascogne finally getting her augment

[radiant cipher]

GUTENTAG SHOUNEN

https://klipy.com/gifs/yuki-yuki-tsukumo-1

WALAHI ich bin an ende des welt

[spiral olive]

Is this a Warhammer reference 🤔

[radiant cipher]

hi twin

[rain valley]

no idea

[ember spindle]

waiut aaaaaa i got gems from a gem commission and forgot to screenshot it!!!

oh island planner misclick
ok sure game

[fierce vine]

What ur i should go after

After soyzu

[fierce vine]

You might be right ima need to get some ur iron blood ngl

[radiant cipher]

you don't

[rain valley]

we really need more fleet slots at this point

[grand lodge]

[wicked acorn]

.

[vestal briar]

.

[rain valley]

.

[wicked acorn]

I'm just checking my profile that's why I put dots

[rain valley]

https://klipy.com/gifs/more-dots-5

[wicked acorn]

Ahhh

[vivid osprey]

I hear this gif

[rain valley]

absolutely lol

[vivid osprey]

Least angry raid leader

[somber steeple]

When nothing goes right go left

[meager haven]

Go straight

[vestal briar]

words to live by

[somber steeple]

the villain always be the villain if the hero was right the story

[teal girder]

left hand rule

[vestal briar]

even burger on his villain arc

[somber steeple]

true

[stable plank]

i thought it was right hand rule

[rain valley]

new web version of the endgame spreadsheet is kinda cool
https://azur-lane-regal.suchiguma.com/

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477393756943683624/20260228_130318.gif

[royal sigil]

[jolly patio]

ognevoys new skin :(

[ember spindle]

she had that on release. now she's rerunning with soyuz and so are their skins
now why tf doesn't it have a cn-sored version

[jolly patio]

fr

[rain valley]

just ignore the child
problem solved

[ember spindle]

but she's ADORABLE
so she shall stay in the default skin and get rolled into a ball or something

[sage zealot]

Gascan Aug kinda goated

Doesn't make her as op as Georgia but still very nice

[somber steeple]

If my eyes turn red RUN

[rain valley]

stock visene

[jolly patio]

if my eyes run red

[sage zealot]

Richie and Alsace needs a buff

[ember spindle]

buff alsace to be even more squishable yes 💙

[tame hearth]

Cat?

[rain valley]

or, a buff Alsace

built women, my weakness T_T

[ember spindle]

YE S

💙 🤍 ❤️

[sage zealot]

Ewww why give Alsace muscles

She's supposed to be squishy

[vestal briar]

if my eyes turn run RED

[ember spindle]

she'd still be when she's not flexing. or she flexes and becomes a brick wall, which turns out to be a great way to mix things up

[sage zealot]

If you like abs just rub your face into Indiana , leave alsauce along

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/alsace-silly-me-azur-lane-gif-4845143111664116547

[ember spindle]

opsi map clear on day 14 yay

[sage zealot]

I kill the harby day 1

[ember spindle]

gg

[rain valley]

all-French mobber go brrrrrrrrrrrrt

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1476870268415643769/20260226_173432.gif

Infernal

[rain valley]

I've been slow on mine
been playing too much Sims lol

[pastel oracle]

[stiff forum]

[rain valley]

thiccccc

[vivid osprey]

@merry robin are you awake boss

[stiff forum]

[stiff forum]

I think he's resting

[vivid osprey]

It's no worries

No rush, either

[stiff forum]

Indeed

[vivid osprey]

I wanted to run something Musashi-related by him

[stiff forum]

I see

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1462174044584415332/20260117_205206.gif

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/musashi-musashi-azur-lane-musashi-al-gif-3898428959485217963

[stiff forum]

Milf

[modern dew]

milk

[static sparrow]

[stiff forum]

Lemme wake you up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1468628688282320998/alsace_ani.gif

[static sparrow]

[gleaming shale]

[stiff forum]

😭

[deep torrent]

[royal sigil]

[teal girder]

mega~

[stiff forum]

Motivation to play wows

[stiff forum]

[tight goblet]

hmm

[flint vale]

Can you wake me up ?

[weak parrot]

Hot women have been spotted in LEGO city!

HEY!

[teal girder]

human?

[radiant cipher]

I drew heavy cruiser projectiles based on original blueprints and presented them with their respective users

[weak parrot]

Build the new pimpmobile

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-summer-blow-a-kiss-heart-swimsuit-gif-18595887

[molten obsidian]

This is only the #3 Almond Eye fan

[stiff forum]

Wake up

[molten obsidian]

Imagine how bad are #2 and god forbid, #1

[meager haven]

No

[vivid osprey]

Grab a brush and put a little make-up

[gaunt apex]

https://tenor.com/view/horvi-samurai-wake-the-fuck-up-samurai-we-have-a-city-to-burn-we-have-a-game-to-play-gif-5029117208289167306

[flint vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1251283736511909889/1435271908298985593/azur-lane-petting.gif

[rain valley]

and I have 2 full-French fleets again

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1478854301647503440/20260304_213629.gif

[radiant cipher]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yuki-yuki-tsukumo-1

ITS PEAK

[flint vale]

Whats that ?

[rain valley]

my fleets in PowerPoint

[flint vale]

Oh it's a PowerPoint

[meager haven]

Why the flag on Mog instead of the aux that gives 20FP and 180HP?

Or just a toolbox

[rain valley]

the flag gives a proximity-based FP buff, given she's always jumping forward
plus she takes so little damage in that spot anyways

[meager haven]

It’s only 5% tho

What even is her FP stat actually

I scrapped my own so idk

[rain valley]

155 base

[meager haven]

Hmm

[rain valley]

ends up being higher with everything

plus the extra EVA of the flag seems to help, with the USB stick giving HP and a spread reduction for Richie

[flint vale]

Pet the ship

[meager haven]

Would still just be better to use Intel Report no?

[rain valley]

if she was the DPS carry, or she needed more HP to survive, yeah

[somber steeple]

Aye twin

If future yourself talking about you rn go ruin it life

[rain valley]

but, gotta look at one of her skills
more EVA gives more FP too

[vestal briar]

You are the smartest guy ever

[meager haven]

So she gets like 10+3 FP from the flag

[rain valley]

21

[meager haven]

Although the 5% FP buff probably applies after everything else now that I think about it.

Idk

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1457694340309712987/20251231_225848.gif

[rain valley]

yeah kinda a weird balance with Mog
tbh I found she does better with the extra EVA in general
and she does get a boatload of HP from the USB stick already

[sleek cape]

I’m lowk sick yo

[meager haven]

Stay hydrated

[sleek cape]

And I lowk can’t taste anything

Like

FUCK

[meager haven]

Don’t be like me and end up with a 104 fever from dehydration

[rain valley]

oof

[vestal briar]

That sucks bro

[meager haven]

Yeah got shafted by Bug Not Worth Caring About #7 a few weeks ago.

[vestal briar]

You know what you got?

[meager haven]

Bro can’t taste? Must be the Rona

[ocean pawn]

rub*

[modern yoke]

[meager haven]

Bisco bouta solo Klaus on day 29.

[gaunt apex]

Special Touch*

[vestal briar]

What's up siren hater

[gaunt apex]

nothing much here how about you?

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/reload-shotgun-dale-gribble-rusty-shackleford-king-of-the-hill-gif-15641945943961425415

[gaunt apex]

i only corrected you dw

[vestal briar]

Hating on sirens of course

What else

[gaunt apex]

Greaaaat keep it up

[ocean pawn]

there is no correcting perfection

[static kernel]

Hate on the fact that identity project has no relation to the gameplay loop

[gaunt apex]

on a 200 affection shipfu it's a standard

[vestal briar]

😉

[somber steeple]

I ate crayons

[meager haven]

What flavor

[vestal briar]

Your a marine?

[ocean pawn]

your local USMC recruiter would like to get in touch with you

[somber steeple]

Blue

[meager haven]

Mm blues

[vestal briar]

I will definitely continue to 100% hate sirens

[ocean pawn]

although in Japan..apparently...you have crayons made out of vegetables

[somber steeple]

Usmc base in Okinawa

[ocean pawn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/girccY0kYaU

[somber steeple]

I'm going to buy all of them

[gaunt apex]

wrong kill them hate alone is not enough

[somber steeple]

Make them extinct

[vestal briar]

Fineee

Someone self am image that almost changed my mind

[sleek cape]

And my nose is stoppy so neither can I smell

[somber steeple]

aye twin

Not even big fish can't float in the big sea

[vestal briar]

COVID?

[somber steeple]

breakout 2.0

[vestal briar]

Got covid a while ago and had the same kinda problems

[vestal briar]

I wouldn't mind tbh lockdown as peak

[sleek cape]

Nah Covid put me at my lowest

I am not at my lowest

[somber steeple]

among us on it's peak back then

[bleak vault]

Lets goooooooo. After over 2 years of waiting for Soyiz re run. i got her from the very fist 10 build I did

Lets fkning gooo

[vestal briar]

Yes bro

[bleak vault]

I was soo excited I forgot to take a picture crappp

Queue the Soviet Union Anthemn

[vestal briar]

Keep your chin up then twin

[sleek cape]

Ima see the most fire food

And go like “damn”

And lowkey jump off a bridge

[somber steeple]

You hit the water right?

aleast you can swim right

[sleek cape]

I think I gotta search up how to do that on YouTube when I land in the water

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-arknights-endfield-arknights-endfield-chen-qianyu-gif-10239037894987106116

[spark grail]

chen my beloved

[radiant cipher]

and here are the same shells but without any fittings

: D

[vestal briar]

Do not unc please 😔

[serene elm]

amogus

[radiant cipher]

: (

[sleek cape]

I’m gonna all shove them up your

Up your house

[radiant cipher]

: (

[sleek cape]

And fix your house

Then give you a hug

And leave

[sleek cape]

[ember magnet]

Haii pookies :3

Im feeling a little better now i will try to do eugen art~~~

[ember spindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1097937713447063685/1192294204966174881/NJhismall.gif

[somber steeple]

SpongeBob squarepants toothpaste 🗣️ 🔥

[vestal briar]

You again huh

[vestal briar]

Hooray

Still up to your usual ~ I see

[solid whale]

bruh another project identity

[somber steeple]

monster ultra red white and blue razz🗣️ 🔥 🇺🇸 🦅

[solid whale]

daughtercons eatin good ig

[normal comet]

let champagne drive

[light fable]

Getting to be the father I wish I could be!

🥹

[solid whale]

[ember spindle]

oh both my d-stage fleets need healing
cowpens get over here

[ember spindle]

[flint vale]

The type of thing i would do if i was the one driving

Im such an stupid SKK

[flint vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ladiesman217-transformers-sam-witwicky-barricade-gif-22605394

[radiant cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493861626525515777/1482450571645423778/IMG_3583.gif

[flint vale]

Dont smoke

Unhealthy

And you smell like shit after that

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/hashiriya-fivem-hashiriya-fivem-no-nsfw-nsfw-gif-27628819

[somber steeple]

let's be honest

what is difference between me and Elon musk

[flint vale]

I will declare war on Canada

[vestal briar]

You've got more motion

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-frozen-chilly-the-shining-winter-gif-10777839

[somber steeple]

true

[wise barn]

second favorite cow

[rain valley]

best cow

[flint vale]

Yummy steak

[light fable]

Cow

[rain valley]

if hucows were real
I'd be a vegetarian so fast

[flint vale]

I prefer eating pork it taste better

[normal comet]

eating kashino

[flint vale]

🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓

[radiant cipher]

I’m a beef person

Or duck

Or chicken

@rain valley

[flint vale]

Chicken is the best

[somber steeple]

KFC Family Bucket

[flint vale]

Even better when tenders

https://tenor.com/view/loki-kfc-loki-marvel-kfc-chicken-gif-27141866

KFC supremacy
KFC supremacy
KFC supremacy
KFC supremacy

[worn furnace]

[wise barn]

Cowshtadt is best cow

[rain valley]

she's second for me
but solid choice

[sleek cape]

Popeyes.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477864153480954098/GIF_20260107_213246_111.gif

[somber steeple]

I drank piss

[flint vale]

Cool

[somber steeple]

and i enjoy it

[vestal briar]

Nice bro

[radiant cipher]

Actually preparing an oven roasted chicken yourself.

[wise barn]

Kashino stays in the dock she is too precious to send into combat

[radiant cipher]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yuki-yuki-tsukumo-1

[rain valley]

she was yeeted

[radiant cipher]

Me when oven roasted chicken

[somber steeple]

so W piss

[flint vale]

KFC supremacy
KFC supremacy
KFC supremacy
KFC supremacy
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[wise barn]

i use her for the tech points

[sleek cape]

Son there’s a billion different other chicken places that’s better

https://tenor.com/view/magnifying-glass-gem-gem-alert-spying-gif-8152235274896165137

[flint vale]

My moms airfryer

[ember spindle]

but is raising cane's a thing outside of 🇺🇸
it should really be a thing

[teal girder]

nope

[ember spindle]

aw

[clever gazelle]

What now?

[flint vale]

She's unleashing the beast

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[teal girder]

richy chan

[somber steeple]

"Don't wake up to watch the sun rise wakeup earlier and let the sun watch you rises"

[flint vale]

I only wake up cuz i have a fanfic to do

[mental frigate]

[tight goblet]

hmm

[stable plank]

she turned herself into a highly marketable plushie

[clever gazelle]

[somber steeple]

don't love you job

job you love

[ember spindle]

j*b

[somber steeple]

Just take whatever you like and turn it into your job

[shut crane]

[stark fox]

How goes it, Degenerates?

[ember spindle]

(d3 intro) that is not how the day-night cycle works tf

[tight goblet]

hmm

[shut crane]

the bed calls for me

[pastel axle]

Guys since my cat is having new kids

What should I name the new batch of ferrerolings

[stark fox]

My belly hungers.
So I get the McFatAss meal

[pastel axle]

[stark fox]

[shut crane]

[stark fox]

Double Quarter Pounder and a Shamrock Shake

[pastel axle]

This baby got some helluva stamina

Ferrero has 3 batches of kids already 🥲

[vestal briar]

fa18 nice

[stark fox]

Anyway, Found AL merch so was worth

And I got it cheap too

[somber steeple]

we love navy

[radiant cipher]

Moonchi

[stark fox]

She’s actually on a carrot, I think

[vestal briar]

fly navy!

[ember spindle]

oh now if i leave a fleet on the boss tile then the boss spawns ON TOP of the fleet 😭

[stark fox]

Yeah… it’s always done that

[bitter axle]

https://tenor.com/view/trickcal-chibi-go-kommy-kommy-tongue-neko-neko-tongue-gif-7542496070709305653

[spiral olive]

Sup guys

[vestal briar]

I'm out!

[raven grove]

Beep

[ember spindle]

oh now i don't even notice that the boss spawned because pamiat doesn't register as an enemy

[somber steeple]

aye twin if you feeling down just get a haircut

[vestal briar]

Wait

Good idea

[spiral saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-azur-lane-essex-azur-lane-essex-kinemaster-azur-lane-meme-gif-8296104960971976154

I

Am

Here

Because

Why not

[vestal briar]

That's the spirit

[spiral saffron]

Hell yeah

[ember spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1429781080449487001/ezgif.com-optimize_1.gif

[vestal briar]

Hell yeah brotherman

[spiral saffron]

Oh

My

God

So

Cool

[spiral saffron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1007978980340670536/1404018443845500928/OMNOM.gif

[sour granite]

type normally thx

[spiral saffron]

I am normal

[sour granite]

im not warning you twice

if you think that is "normal" then you will see nimi next

[ember spindle]

but don't spam newlines like that, said the loaf of bread

[spiral saffron]

I know

[ember spindle]

i just saw the words "guam cameramanjuu studio" and am now in love with them

<@&472236072743600148> baliff, leak their wallet's private keys

[runic totem]

is mr beast scam still circulating

💀

[ember spindle]

mrbreast, kai cenat, elon musk, fucking anyone with a large twitter following

[runic totem]

it works
works well for it to be a sustainable business model

[somber steeple]

<@&472236072743600148> 5 bmp's in the open request splash over.

[gleaming shale]

So what’s the origin with Essex and lemons

[spiral saffron]

Idk

[vestal briar]

One of my mates got hacked with the same thing

[blazing musk]

Rip this dude

[vestal briar]

How'd you even fall for it?

And he's gone

[blazing musk]

Again???

[runic totem]

another one

[vagrant coyote]

wow they just keep coming

[runic totem]

LMAO

[blazing musk]

Goddamn

[gleaming shale]

Two for two

[royal sigil]

[gleaming shale]

Making mods job easy

[vestal briar]

Lol

[somber steeple]

Not this again

[vestal briar]

Can we get a third?!

[royal sigil]

let me guess, a third one is coming...

[gleaming shale]

Will a third one happen?

[ember spindle]

shush 😭

[royal sigil]

[grand lodge]

Who knows

Won’t happen

[somber steeple]

true

[runic totem]

school really need to have a class for basic computer hacking, this way kids learn some social engineering and pattern recognition for hacks

[somber steeple]

unlike scam discord server link that you can accidently click on it

[vestal briar]

But 2 for 2 is mental lol

[runic totem]

i see people who don't read links, they don't know what's https 😭

theu young too

[vagrant coyote]

what is https

[vestal briar]

😭

[runic totem]

hacking twrking twats social

[vagrant coyote]

go ahead explain what's https

[runic totem]

i did

twrking twats

[vestal briar]

The right answer

[vagrant coyote]

so you wanna say young people dont know what's https but you can't define what it is when being asked about it

[runic totem]

yes

[royal sigil]

... that is a website header at the start of links

[runic totem]

I'm not obligated to teach you, just like school

[vagrant coyote]

https means it's a secured site, not just any link

[runic totem]

bring a gun or sum

[vagrant coyote]

a link without the s, http, is not secured

[royal sigil]

i wasn't too off i guess...

[vagrant coyote]

the irony of this conversation about discord scam and shit and talking big about young people not knowing shit

[blazing musk]

I would never click a random link without an antivirus and a vpn

[royal sigil]

even then, do not click on stuff randomly period
better safe than sorry

[vagrant coyote]

^ best advice

[vestal briar]

Don't be a sucker

[royal sigil]

indeed

[graceful hound]

What if it was an application for a seat in mossad

[sweet galleon]

why do I feel like I got a bunch of spec cores out of nowhere

Why do I have 28k
I do not rember this

Did I just zone out and not realize the months passing

[ember spindle]

when was the last time you got rainbow bulins

[sweet galleon]

last event I MLBd an ur

I have two bulin left

[vagrant coyote]

dont you know? the game rewarded us with 15k spcore for chinese new year recently

[sweet galleon]

Did
did you
???
Did you??

[vagrant coyote]

no i lied

[sweet galleon]

This is so sad chat

[graceful hound]

Hello chat

[vagrant coyote]

hi

[vestal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-tomcat-f-14-f-14-tomcat-gif-14649879045031734022

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-hello-chat-fuuka-fuuka-blue-archive-aikiyo-fuuka-gif-1266572828432476992

[sweet galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[bitter axle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[graceful hound]

I love Akastein

[vagrant coyote]