#al-general
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jk no homo
we all saw that
Yowww!!! Sucky sucky now?
friendly reminder my pronoun completely shrugs that off
most average day on AL gen
i suck all together
? bro what
King Julian : No I am not going to succeed, no one will be sucking seed
they're sucking at being normal
yeah yeah
I wanna be both good at "nature class" and "social class" once i fully rehabbed from gooning

Laners aren't people
there are actually normal people here
Lie
rehab 😭
Fake
they are as rare as finding 8-vein diamond ores in Minecraft caves
😭
id say im fairly normal bro
I thought emeralds were rarer than diamonds in meinkraft
since I am here.

not really
with a good villager farm you can get about 3 stacks incredibly quickly
emerald ores yes, but who would even mine them, just get a villager farm
with vodka? Hell yeah
id rather not go to donetsk
I wish i was born in the early nineteenth century in the Russian empire, no stress, no contaminations but relaxation by the churchal bells
fun fact: it's always cheaper to build emerald beacons than anything else

i even rarely mined diamonds, the full diamond armor set, tools, and even weapons, got from villagers
yeah
mc too easy when you learn about villagers
Russian empire, or byzantine are good
diamond mined only for enchantment table
honestly, I dont even mine diamonds, I'm more of a builder
Most of my friends do all the adventuring jobs in return they get luxurious bases
i do not build, i do not mine, i go out and find people and i kill them and take there treasure
Charybdis needs Augment to compete with her sisters
no no no
Aheemm,
I can't resist Ku-chan DJ
MY EYES ARE BURN AHH
this is the average base I can build, I'll leave the interior to y'all's imagination
thats pretty darn good to be honest, is it spacious inside
Not proud of AI creations, im gonna use this for a meme
pretty spacious inside as a mansion

I mean
if there is no space
I can always dig down
and make multi-layer bases down there
I even dig like 4k blocks just to make a highway to my friend's base in case of an SMP war

Just don't accidentally pour lava like some Pink Creature did
When i first play minecraft, i burn villages for fun

Played minecraft since 1.13 update

hi
Would you let her save you from your injuries?
How many shipgirls have skins with visible pussies
I remember Ägir
hi
I know what you mean, but that is very much the wrong word to be using lol
mikaaaa ✨
You mean camel toes?

oh, shalom
thats why you should like more wholesome girls like laffey
oh wow
this image hurts my head
Laffey is like natsu if she wasn't gluttonious
Japanese uniform, American weapon
Guess the alternate country
Hi Richie!
modern day boots, ww2 uniform and m16

@pastel oracle with this holy treasure i summon...
A lot
Wrong gun
Wrong nationality even
A lot
do i want to?
Mika is literally British 
French boots, Japanese uniform, American gun
Guess the nation
someone say british?
Nevermind its not possible
I feel insulted, my dork princess is british...
Oh no.
💔
kazakhstan
them Trinity schoolers are London'ers
Idk Vietnam was invaded by all 3 at one point
The uniform shes wearing is when Bảo Đại won the 1956 election
I think
Correct...
hey im british! got something to say?

Damn
boss
I love alternate history
Yes?
thats an m16a1-3 I guess?
oh yeah same
M16A1*
im sorry for being british
yeah alright
Its not your fault for being british
Its the...
kinda hard to tell from the a2 and a3
It’s nit about being British..
It’s about being solid
Nevermind i dont wanna get bonked by nimi
the a4 has the picatinny
either way the customization of it is one easy way to get sniped in the jungle
idk if they changed the birdcage on it maybe?
i am solid boss
also lemme change my pfp
thanks
Who hears a word?
oh no
who thought of making automatic rifles have burst shooting
no one
What do they say?
A2 has round handguard, can fire three modes or just burst and single
A3 is similar to A2 but with A1's button to change firing modes
its quite useful
meow
burst mode, u mean 3 rounds shot?
Most burst firing guns fire 3 rounds shot so...
yeah i think burst mode is very useful
yeah I mean from a photo
you dont really need to use automatic unless your supressing, 3 rounds retains accuracy and is enough to bring down anything
yeah!
30 round burst
A1 has triangular handguard
m60 moment...
then just use single shot firing
that one looked like a cheese grater 😭
I told AI to apply Mika's smg's skin on the M16A1
it is whats used most the time. but for when you need to get more shooty then get it on burst
then just press the trigger very fast
easier said than done
wait your a genius
your average infantryman isn't actually that good of a marksman, throwing more ammo at the enemy actually does increase their chances of hitting something
So spraying?
anyway the FAL and its cousins are cooler then the AR15 platforms...
the reason for the three round burst is that usually after the third shot they're aiming at the sky anyway
does FAL has civilian variant(s)?
probably
I wonder is there an AR thats a mixture of AR-15, AK and StG-44
i love the fal so much
This one is going to be an attention seeker...
it was to conserve ammunition
i loved it in cs 1.6 and the galil
oh no not you again
even that, main reason AR-15 are popular, because it has shitloads of civilian and military variants
Huh
galil is underrated
the introduction of the burst on the m16a3
hello folks
hi stein blud
welp, RNG hates me =/
after more than 100 tries, still couldn't get Emden =/

modernised AKs and western versions of the AK are very AR coded
who?
FAL > armalite
yesss
what do you think of the XM7 ?
L1A1 best gun
right arm of the free world
Arknight-47 assault rifle and beyond
eh
how would you get her when she's not even on rate up??
StG-44 my fav AR
no they're not lol, they just all use the same mounting systems which were not on the early AR-15s
6.8 is interesting
You, this one dislikes you, now shut up
🦾
carrying less ammo is
ak is only good for headshots because it literaly onetaps
also
ohhhhh ender
i would like to remind people that this isnt gun-general
so kind of you to join us
what did i do?!
I think its like with the XM7 THEY ARE GOING FULL CIRCLE WITH HOW the M14 came to be
umm because i am a noob and thought that if she was on banner i could get her? @-@
This one have no obligation to make you any.
Negev is my favorite Jewess 
so true
You interrogate this one like creepy men, this one dislikes that

This guy is literally me fr
alr bruh 😭
this whole server is full of creepy men, even the women are creepy men
Pray for the creepy men to become not creepy man
how do you guys decide which ships to retire and which to keep? D:
At least he didn't say AK
chance of getting her is absurdly low
wait for wishing well events
Im sowwy stedt-kun
I love ribeyrolles

all i did was ask if one of the ship girls would work at the department of motor vehicles and now shes angry at me
keep laffey, rest is free for all
She's in perma pool now .
I suggest wait for wishing well event to give her rate up
awp is my fav
Why isnt your favourite AR smth cool like ribeyrolles or ACR
no use , i lost almost all my resources getting the UR and trying to get Emden ^^;;
ribeyrolles w
mine is the baby AK.
AK-74U
deagle armor
krinkov gah
again
but sadly i missed the Laffey2 event ;;^;;
but imagine what you could do to rulebreakers if you had one
BTW when Scotland Shipgirl?
I like G36 in azur lane
There's plenty
i dont need a gun
SCOTLAND FOOREEVER!!
but for me an all rounder is the aks-74U
Anyone got that Royal Navy chart
hell nah
Of where ships were built
shitty pdw
guneral
absolute pattable
SHAK-12 is Overkill for small arms
but i think the ak-12 is the supperior ak
the new ones have issues
AN-94 is cuter
🤔
I like ww1 assault rifle concepts like winchester 1907
If i have to ask for a third time
Mod said end the topic so
lewis assult phase rifle is the best
gah
oki

It will end with more harsh action
probably the second most rare gun besides the WA-2000 sniper rifle
shhhhh
she is lyme yet she is very sweet
I dont think they have Miyabi's ears
🥀
should prolly go to offtop if you wanna talk more guns
good food, good against scurvy
Have you ever played Minecraft and thrown a ender pearl and just thought, “damn ima name myself ender”

No
yeah where did ender come from
This chat full of mesugaki as usual
like uh name
Zone of the Enders?
So we're finna getting corrected?
whats that?
Ender dragons poop
Ender's Game
ah, that movie, where a bunch of shotas commands space navy
enderdragon?
enderbender?
Enderpearl
enderportal?
it'll forever be a mystery
A mystery for you?
hm.
Why? two Purp SG?
I ran out of Aux. Decided to throw in random stuff I have in my depot
unfortunately, it was only SG radars lol.
Enderstone
Enderstein
Thats what i thought of
Anyway
What if I break shipfus' horns to make medicines?
Italian SSR subs have one skill that basically can attack beyond sub range
what if we break Ruppy's horn?
Idk

@sour granite why is nurn eating you
that's not exclusive to them lol
If you break a shipgirls horn, she will never be horny again
Can mods execute mods
My two fears when using discord is either my favorite server icon vanish and dyno calls me...or mod going away after i said something stupid 
I know K
atp just leave her aux blank
😭 stacking SG radar barely give any profits
(I mean I don't even use Subs lol. I'm stuck in world 10 due to the levelling wall)
going to battle blasting fetty wap
Just happen to get lucky and got her into my port. somehow.
never
if you want for helps/advises, consider consulting in #gameplay-help
Feel free to express your builds, we 100% wouldnt roast you to the abyss
Would you let Fancy suck you dry?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ew no
Not my favorite
Pass to the next gomorran
I mean, I can smell the roast coming from 7 zipcodes away after I send a picture of my Fleet 1 (it has Unicorn Retrofit & Perseus lol. 2 healers cuz why not)
Eldritch horror... yknow what, I'll marry her
i think ill pass

"Pacify"her

More heals more heals
why would I not let my wife suck me dry?
you can NOT fix her
I cant fix her yes, but I shall devote myself to her majestic supreme
ok dude
Why...
Why 2 healers...
yeah your finished
Tried many methods but they dont work, bet ill leave the work to Chriſt
What are you...
3 DD vanguard lol. (underlevelled)
chat
give me a 12 gauge
lemme blast my head off

I need that Recon bar to turn Green man
how finished though
You are not saying that to an artist
ggs
I love Bisko so much
spam allow
I will protect my cinnamon, even when she became insane already
she is still my cinnamon nonetheless, just like AriMETA
after that event where she turned into god and disappeared, I feel like I should oath her, bring back my helena
worth it
This one love the fluffy girls...
WAAAAAAAAAA
Indeed...
😭
this is what you get for not reading the story
It's even better for us lesbians...
from" i will always stay with you commander" to " your body belongs to me only"

NIKKE level of trauma

oh my
Mamagi wife
Damn that mythical rainbow research
Who is this shipgirl that seems to not be wearing anything lmao
been an emote for a long time
i mean-
that gpu
big time finished
Golden Leuww , DR PR8
Ah
heh
vittorio cuniberti
This shall be my fate soon...
new GIF hits from the same from the Bakushin artist gif
Aka: Elf mommy for making millions for r34 sites

All hail the Sakura Empire!
alr bro
lol
Golden Lewd.
Lore accurate Golden Leeuw
This one yearns to do this... maybe one day...
best money source
performance proven
hm
This one can see why you love Golden Leeuw...
cause shes lewd just like me

fair enough
Sag Hex!!
God damn
also i just realized what this is
Same... albeit this one like to sleep and be a fluffy of pure love too...
had to lower my volume down since it has voice as well
my friend dm this shit while ago 
i love to sleep too
I hate my life RAAAAAAAAAAAAH
but I have to endure to draw correctly as an artist
But this one like too sleep even more than being lewd... because I knew that will not be futile...
thats easy. I read the entire textbook when I am bored in the time where there is no smartphones yet
Hell yeah finally made it out of the police station in re2
indeed i have work to do so cant sleep too much 
ok the thing is that if you can apply allat into drawing
hi
Mhm...
Do you also have 15 overdue assignments
Hi riche

I’m gonna say no
its easy to draw anatomy figures, but anime characters are the best to doodle on desks back in my day.
i have bisko tho " stole" it from you 
jk
wooden desks with Goku faces

stream a drawing NOW
I must learn from thee


currently I have like
4 artists as my tutors
indeed
I used the forbidden technique of putting a bond paper above the textbook and trace the figure directly with a pemcil then lighten them up with a pen after

of course when tracing you need a light stroke enough to leave a trace on the paper but not on the textbook
I mean tracing for practicing is completely fine
it only starts to become questionable if you say you draw allat

dude just hit me with the biggest disappointment 💔
I have mastered the art of putting drinks in the freezer and taking them out just before freezing so they are as cold as possible
it's peak
Just got her and Moskva f2p style hope my luck doesn't run out yet🥲
Witchmaster of Coldness Manipulation
I do that first then repeat to copy the drawing without tracing, until I perfected it, wasted too many scratch papers because of that, until I draw without tracing. It takes time to basically go from tracing to just copying it by drawing
oh no it's her
Soy sauce
why so early
Pour liquid nitrogen into thy drink
should have wait until the last day then dump the entire gacha

I'm doing exactly that
I still have free tickets imagine another one comes up
piling them tickets up till the last day
Afraid if i didn't login the game on that final day broo my filthy finger can't resist the gacha
that will cause an explosion

Lol
these people are absolutely dedicated
Make a good drink ❌
Make a pocketable nuclear bomb ✅
if you are unsure just do it 1 day before maintenance
or 2
technically a pocketable nuclear bomb is really easy to make
Is a nuclear bomb survivable point blank range no plot armour no preparation?
Welp all the tickets gone now at least got da Soyuz she hot
At least your soul will survive from your body

If this one gets 1 Soyuz then she will instantly be maxed out...
Yes, with the anime plot armor of power of friendship
I mean...
What did Godzilla do? 🥀
these people be watching the nuclear explosion and not knowing if they survive, radiation still get them
🥀
He's full of it
Wdym?
He does survive btw
who pinged me
But nakhimov brooo I want her so bad how long do I have to grind that blueprint
Just enters a coma for over radioactive Consumption
no I mean the spectators on-land
Oh
It was me
Boobs
Gouden Leeuw when Golden Jeeuw
Oh, Probably? I think they lived long enough to regret what they did
deal with it
Ask and ye shall recieve
god damn
ty for the blessing
Bitch you pinged me and you epected any less than this?
Hm
Smh people these days not respecting my status
cat
bro is down bad for the cat
Bismarck's ass
I can respect it
Depends how many Northern Parliament tech points you have atm
No that’s disintegrated
n-no I didnt mean that
meow
Love at first sight
NANI
Ya I am brave enough to auto grind AL in commute even if that Soyuz Ninja Nip slip loading screen
Survivable
Just like new Jersey
Moskva and any of her Northern Parliment comrades...
Low at first bite (of that ass)
But from zero to a fully researched level 30 Nakhimov, at least 2-3 months
Oh yeah survivable
Yet your body ain't surviving but you will
It should be easier now... They have blueprint boost to PR7s now...
Faaackkkk I want her so bad I don't even get monarch yet
He now eat nukes like his food
Actually
in Monarch
or IN MONARCH?
That may have been 1998
Now this one shall dissappear... See you soon...
I’d survive a hit from Godzilla
Cya
I think Godzilla vs Destroyah Was made in 1998
Bye dear
Cause the embarrassment of Zilla forced goji out of retirement
Artist: next image
With the Godzilla 2000
also I do remember that I wasnt this corrupted before...
Ah fair
The Operation Siren grind is calling to me...
saved
Hmm
madaam tell your boobs to stop staring at me
ALO will do that to you
Trust me
Im just typing shit between sets
Mmm a sweet biscuit with some thick cream in between.

I swore to my entire life I'd not go down this path
but ever since I became an artist...
everything changed that day...

uh oh
at first the screenless tablet made me struggle a lot but
I soon got used to it
I hold thy power
Mark my words
Dont be gay 
I pray for you
deadass read my pronouns
too late
🥀
uh oh
He's just one of you don't worry
When I get nakhimov broooooo Im gonna draw her for like a full day shes hotttttt
Nothing is too late if He is with you

Make Azur Lane become Holy Lane
looks like an SCP foundation interruption on TV
yeah!
Akashi's mama
then rename it holy loch and store American nuclear attack subs there
nothing is more evil than drawing your friends' weaknesses

MOMMY HOT DIGGITY DAM

make them fall into despair
Never been this worked up before since new Jersey
your evil
🧐
I like short hair women
forgot to tell me?
Drawing genderbent version of your friends

a few of them attempted to challenge me, and I drew them pregnant
sure sure
they never challenge me again ever since
For God know men will lust when they become women, so He made gender bender concept impossible to become real

I like genben trope tho...
Whar
you can clearly see the evilness
yeah i think i can



Short hair AL ships can beat the hell out of me and I would say again please,thank you
why she long?
stretching like Antennas to Heaven
I thought it was a joke from the artiſts
Hmm
it has 2 sides
fair enough bro
either a humorous joke
or a weaponized domain expansion
my oc can inject venom into my blood veins and I wouldnt complain

These boobies are really expanding
hai Mori
I cant never under artiſt's language...what does bias mean
more calories for me

artists are powerful as I said
Like you wouldn't do the same bro
was your oc the one you were sending earlier?
yes
i never said i wouldn't
I wanna crack AL tomboys
ive made a few ocs but their not noteworthy
i get like a diff idea every 2 months
you got this tiger!

@radiant cipher dors-tu déjà 
Awwww awwwwwww
not the power of friendships 
non c'est
No they’re girl powers. Girl powers do Everything
14:33
what other numbers are you gonna say
20:33
Your horrible
Ermmmm….. *you’re 🤓
what
Youre saying numbers
this should prove why I am evil
Ceci n'est pas le temps
Si « garçonne » signifie « tomboy » à français, alors comment dit-on « femboy » en français ? « fil » ?

Ok let me try again: You're horrible
ong the Fr*nch invasion is happening
Yay! You did it!
Don't shoot him no
Also no I’m awesome
I had to think hard about it
seek help
Oh wait sorry
It’s ok we all need some time to think sometimes
Nah i just wondering
You're awesome!
Yes!!!! 
Idk I'm not into french tomboy culture
Is that a thing
but I am related to Astolfo
I’m stealing all their femboys no one can stop me
Hooray
Related to what
astolfo
what the bloody hell is going on here
bnuu
French
Fr*nch invasion happening
uses the *
is 17 years old
checks out
Explodes
What if they were 18 🤔
yeah
sadly
braincells got removed, that's why I ended up down here
Canadian french seems interesting
I have no actual offense toward actual French people btw just to make it clear 😭

That’s so sad
not the Canadians 😭
yeah ik ik
just a dumb meme
Heyyyyy….. what’s wrong with Canadians….. what do you guys have with Canadians…..
Ah yes, mesugaki lane official
RICHIEEEEEE
hi twin
Canada isn’t a place
French people are awesome. You get one of them on your team in LoL, you call them a fdp once and they are stunlocked into flaming you in French for the rest of the match
they... they are peaceful...
What even is the US
was I living under a boulder?
Wouldn’t it be the third Roman Empire
Exactly!!!!!
nooooo
Oh yeah i forgor byzantine
Yeah kinda
I'm across you pond from the Canadian so you guys are alright in our eyes
Roman empire, Holy Roman Empire, Byzantine, Russian Empire...
Awesome
Which pond
I just tried the hyperborea monster
Russian Empire called itself the Third Rome
This one slaps, I wish it came in zero versions
Wowoowwoowoah
They are threatening me at gunpoint to say these words- insert gunshot sfx
Femboy x Esoteric fascism collab
Thats what i thoughta monster
You can’t be English! That’s a language! Silly!!!!!!! /j
German is a language too
ugh
Sorry, I'm bri'ish
why'd you have to make it weird
Wait true . So you can’t be German?????!?
not the femboy/esoteric part
i would love to try monsters but they cant sell me them if im under 18 
Better 
the fascism part
I drank two monsters 2 days ago
The Byzantines were the Roman Empire
Hopefully I'll get better soon
Just, without the Roman part
Because i dont wanna fall asleep during the exam
“Byzantine” is actually a scholarly term
Hey at least you aint taking anti-stress and sleeping drugs...
I hope so too
I dunno if you have a disease or something but still
Yikes
The entirety of the UK is ill rn so maybe we do
because the capital of the Eastern Roman Empire was Byzantium (Constantinople/Istanbul)
Sure, they were Greek-speaking but they called themselves Romans
Bring back the name constantinople
My body is effectively fighting against me, but apparently I have no choice with the insanity that I'm reaching due to the piled up bs from Asian tiger parenting
🥀
The fourth crusade robbed constantinople so the eastern roman empire fell
Poor you

Bolsheviks shouldn't never exist 
I want to go for IT as right hand and artist as left hand, my parents are forcing me to become a doctor...
It was just a bunch of German wannabes
Germanic Rome

wdym shouldnt never exist? so they shouldnt exist or should?
Im quite fond of double negations
so umm they shouldnt?
How azur is the lane today
very horny
That sucks
💯
How many horns
Asian?
Sorry that was impulsive
Dieu nous a dit de pas haïr, donc je « n'aime pas » les bolchéviques 
yea, Vietnamese's my nationality
Another fucking Vietnamese in sight
my parents deadass yell at me when things didnt go well for their works
Of course theyre a femboy too 
Awesome
Thats okay tho 

tbh I wanted to become a cosplayer too
but like
my parents live in the old times vro
Boo
Cosplay cheshire 
they threatened to burn my stuffs just because I bought maid attire 🥀
What
eventually I managed to just shrug them off
Femboy cosplayers are lit
Especially when you are able to make people thing youre a woman until you talk LOL
Damn fuck I guess
for why thou usest the 2nd personal plural pronoun when the individual thou wast talking with was a man?
me at JVF (pls ignore the broken wig, I havent gotten any chance to buy a new wig yet because my elders will scream at me again)
Rip
"God told us not to hate, so I "don't love" the Bolsheviks" bro please explain
Handmade?
Love thy neighbor
Yes its 
nope, bought
Ah
God doesn't say dislike is a sin
I think I said this earlier but, English only
basically, even if you disagree with the Bolsheviks, still love them as humans
But hatred is
My bad
sometimes hatred is understandable but in rare cases
thing is, at the time I bought the maid attire, apparently I got into big arguments with my elders, they say the attire is a funeral attire 
but usually no
Dislike the idea, not the people
Yikes
Anyway
they yelled at me with words that "I dont understand" and "I'm uneducated" and "it's the nation's tradition"
Hate the sin, but love the sinners
like they need to SHUT UP
actually I'm not gonna dig deep
but basically yea I'm mostly controlled so I cant do anything in peace
to put it bluntly
I dont even have my own private room
Just be chill
as long as you live under their roof
Dont argue
constant obedience is getting me insane lmao
I wore a maid outfit before due to losing a bet with a girl in my class
Damn
I mean, isn't Black is more of Goth thing?

Did somebody say goth?
how do I tell them?
different cultures see things differently
that's the thing
Goth Hag 
they insist it as funeral attire
in asian culture goth doesnt exist
Breathe in, then exhale
Wisdom is not arguing
In Japanese culture, it is exists as a fashion trend
Gothic Lolita
let me rephrase then
Yeah but I never seen someone lose their mind over having Black clothing in the wardrove. I have like 2 suit for funeral and formal occasion.
in southeast asian culture goth doesnt exist
you'd be surprised
Filthy Goths 
When other cultures wearing or doing smth they think are stupid
a lot of cultures view black that way
people think that black = depressed
it went from "curse" to "if evil why hot"
I mean, I know a lot of culture equate death with Black color but having Black clothes isn't like you practicing witchcraft or something
if it is that way my oc is basically made from 80% depression at that point
hm?
Or your mourning.






