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You don't want Manchester
Emerald when
could have made her blue rarity for lore
damn so beautiful
i still prefer liverpool tho. man, what an armpit
Liverpool’s hotter
i like her vibes
i miss blues
But Manchester’s more pretty
Hi gays
they dont make blue anymore
Wonder do people recognize Manchester city more these days 🤔
Are there twin shipfus in AL
I dont remember
both of them are so cute
bro how they lose to Real madrid
idk
hmm
emden is qt
Emmmmmmm no sure
LMAO
the pits!
Both at the same time
im literally seeing double
💀
thighs 🤤
mmmm
I hate being at the gym I want to play with shipgirls 💢
hmmm
English lack of romance languages feature, i want "them" to be gendered 
good night chat
wtf what is manchester cooking
Project nword
Smh
chao ho ying swei?
Someone boosted a shipgirl or another game ? 🤔
NOOOOO DON'T SAY THAT WORD!!!
why
senran ?
gobble!

Hend
Always brings light to dark mode
Erson

succof sister UR
wait we already had alsace rerun
Monitor UR
dual UR event both Irys and Vichy gets it
no we fucking haven't
wait wth is wrong with me. i thought we already had last year lol
i surgically removed Brennus' cat ears
why N though?
she should wear burger king hat
now surgically add on top of your pig ears
why
i can just make a baby with her
otherwise it goes to waster
Alba menace
brennus is convenient censor the tag
she doesn't wear anything down there
it's always that diamond looking thing in front of her skirt that's blocking the view
Mine it
ask grok
It’s her diamond encrusted chastity belt
Fuckin’ heretic
Uh

Brennus chastitiy belt
holy lewd maid 
hmmm
Get your jackhammer
wait she literally no pantsu?
who is this?
Brennus
You
Brennus from alsace event
Brennus?
Yes
sequel to new link too
looks at ognevoi rental skin
manjuu panties?
same class as Saint Louis btw
just going to check out the voice lines, not even going to bother setting her as secretary
C5 cruiser
commander really needs to invest on underwears for the shipgirls
We need some Royal Navy maid with a bear print panties
We need some Royal Navy maid with a bear grylls panties
a blue stripes pantsu is acceptable
Would they have a piss fetish or something
||scat||

Oh god
okay the love line for that skin is kind of adorable
so i’m gonna ask something stupid but if i bought the 4800 gems + the bonus just to get sov. that would be crazy right?
Both of you deserve the fires of hell
mass produced all purpose pantsu
Lu2 Pin
it's like 0 degrees c outside rn
and my heater is underpowered
yeah crazy
Spending gems on cubes is cringe
but not that stupid so hers is crazy
usually i would never usually
Just wait for more tickets fam
Soyuz isn’t worth it
No, I dropped money on Miyabis banner
ogneboi is pretty adorable, skin still sus though
Have some self-control
Any kind of spending on rolls is stupid
Ognevoy very cute
True
Oh man
A little obnoxious tho
buying cubes with gems ❌
buying cubes with money ✅
I want Soyuz bruh
hmmm
now it wont be that stupid
Hermmm
if you have mail, she asks you for the cute little stamps
😔i already bought all those packs n there’s no new ones this patch
Ognevoy is a very precious girl
Some body from VietNam?
i want Союз Советских Социалистических Республик
sadly HP+1
try that again in english
i’ll just wait till the last day n i’ll decide then
facts
i forgot hers was really huge
oooh, albion and yukikaze fleetchat
but she driving anyone crazy

Very cute
going to work now brb
Also very Strong
i’ll probably just spend this on uma
dont worry she is legal
Ah
you killed it
ectl is kil
On par with the URs
Halford spotted
so is kawakaze apparently
She got an Augment boost
but kawakaze isn't like that strong
Yeah Ognevoy has a crazy barrage
Her barrage from augment is strong
didnt know dragon empery rockets are on T0
Hermione’s seems decent. It does like 500 to light with each shot, 380~ to medium, with like 6x5 shots. But the spread is half the screen.
those are cold war era tech, why on earth would they not be when everything else is WW2 era or earlier?
gobbly dook!
thats a bit of a reach youre going for
im not even a red name
how can i trust you now

albion reduced to sniffing a book with my scent on it to be able to sleep at night
oh i know this
it's like scent fetish
been seeing it on like ao3 and stuff
oh wow it's midnight
i'm going to sleep
bye
doesn't have to be a fetish, lots of subtle psychological effects involve scent
Shes hot and im tired of people pretending she isnt
she is hot, she just had a terrible first skin
Pheromones

Good thing Humans don’t have those
you're not actually serious are you?
2asian4u
Từ nơi đồng xanh thơm hương lúa
Either way i want more players to want more bodies like hers
i want more bodies like Champagne
It's cn who has to come around to this view somehow
TROPHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Could have gotten their mother instead 
Human Pheromones (If they exist above a vestigial level) do not function in a strong enough manner to manifest
now pay me 500 dola for traumatizing me
First week of Event

oh
ayy, soysoy in first 10, guess she want me more than i want her
And then build Soyuz again with my money
gn piggy
Sê ya
yukikaze invited me to the hot spring
with yukikaze's famous luck, do I even have a choice? she'll manage to get lucky somehow
boat
who that bote?
hai tien
Yo is Soyuz good
yeah
she's uber rare
oh, i see, her oath skin
White monster mentioned rawr
Very good drink
more like very overpriced
Hmmm or I should I save for the next ur really want nakhimov tho
admiral cat is free, and soyuz help progress into her anyway
good cat
That actually looks good
By free you mean how long do I need to wait to get her don't really understand how the shipyard function
More bulin? Nice
Need like 90 ish more Sardegna tech points
As in you need to do some mission type of thing on each shipyard girl to increase the progress level by logging in ain't making it happen you need to do some mission type things
enty playing starcraft 2 be like
Enty entering her cheat code to not sunk everytime she out of dock
I can't even claim monarch yet need like 2 millions exp and it's so much pain in the ahh
is it what is it
Well you're lucky you have double exp now and auto farm
Back in my days

I mean 2 Million exp is fine,but damn the time I needed to not give up because I need to move each attack is pain
True
What are y'alls luck
no
back in my day we got coins from rng nodes on 7-2
did you get hacked again?
terrible
got Soyuz on first build
must be compensation for me missing her completely last time lol
You pulled for a horse and she isn't even meta so doesn't count
hmm
Not at all
BITCH
LONG TIMENOSEE
Meta horses are for nerds.
Cute horses are all I care for
I've been playing Sims lol
who the fuck needs the meta when Ayabe
Good for you I guess
hmm
You enjoy your game and that's what matters the most
no fun allowed 

you really just need some effort to make any horse work I mean -w-
Does this fuck have valentine bourbon by accident 
And good support cards. That's a must.
Yes
whoever brought their Dirt A Front S Suzuka to the latest CM has my respect
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
In fact
oh you don't have twintail Bubin?
TWO?!?!?!?!
nut
FUCKING TWO?????????
3
Aisu 

nonut
Yup
maa, you have a good time being ragebaited by Pin 

As a wise man once said. Waifu > Meta
who
Well it depends from person to person really
Is it time for permanent maintenance in AL?
what if your waifu is meta then pin
If he's gonna be meta chaser or just casual enjoyer
Win win
All the better 

meta chasers make me sad
they fail to actually enjoy the substance of uma
nono, that's now how you view meta
the races are the substance of uma
you view it as meta is a stepping stone for more pulls for your wifes
I just need to be good enough to win races
since all these games have some bs competitive currency gain
I don’t need to be the best
I mean they do
They're skipped
this fuck got the haru urara mentality
But also pretty decent amount of standard currency generation
I view meta as something that takestoomuch worktolookat
Being the best requires too much RNG and sucks the fun out of the game for me
I wanna do silly shit like make Smart Falcon win the Triple Crown
Exactly
this
This is the spirit of uma
I just had falco win the breeders cup
It’s also fun reenacting old races
the WHAT cup
game just faked me out
Use worse horses to train and worse aptitudes to spark on to get the whole hang onto umamusume
Breeders’ Cup World Championships
Then you will eventually get better at the game
Everyone’s Uma end goal is Haru Urara undefeated
That's not called a fakeout that's just what happens
only one of the most prestigious races in the horse racing world
I haven't played in a while, and I don't remember doing an event that had a meta ship in the gacha pool
there are 9 categories
the pink haired one?
but I know someone whose end goal is making king halo truly first rate
the pink haired one
I can’t post but I got haru Urara to win the breeders cup
Well UR events usually have one in the pool
I haven't been around for any UR events outside of the last one for two days, and the Haku / I404
Do they say when they double events like this? I spent all my resources on the moskva event not knowing another ur would come right after 😭😭😭
Not even Lexington 2???
Well you should expect something like this
Do your research first bro

???? Whereeee
breeders as in irl horse breeders
selectively breeding umamusume would be eugenics and so hopefully isn't a thing. i'm not sure why the race is still called that 💀
nope. Idk when that one was run. I started playing off and on around the Atelier Collab rerun
JP patch notes do usually
but if you only stick to EN news it comes pretty unannounced
Azur lane wiki exists...
Reruns are almost always 2X events.
O
you have 40 free pulls tho
They literally list the past event calendar
it is like that tho -w-
ok
you do the event, you get free pulls
Yes
they do WHAT to umas
That's the way
D:
hmm
as they patch notes say they amass up to 40 something
Yes
30 something if not an UR rerun
scary
You got it wrong
40 free pulls
...
wait till you find out what a load of horse jizz can be worth from a premiere race stud
best thing you said all year clothing
oh I know about that
You will get more
As cubes
And from daily missions too
noidea whatsoever
Why are you extremely cold water now
Are you melting 
do tickets count towards pity?
Or incorporating
yeah Pookie was the first
Majority comes from cubes not tickets
mhmm
<- this little shit cursed my gacha luck
Is it summer
yeah but I mean, if you're stuck with pity any little bit helps lol
almost
that's what 80 cubes worth at 40 pulls
whats wrong withher
Any cubes saved?
160? Perfect
I lucked out and got the last UR in 30 pulls, and that's what I had left when I pulled her I should say
I got 10 cubes 
I got last UR in 50 pulls
Over a span of over a week
Haku took me nearly to pity
sack yourballs and u can get
Haku took me 31
Wrong
Lex2 got me 27 
i said they DON'T
That’s not very cash money of you
I keep a list
I think
I got lion in 22 
Each time I start with zero cubes but except lion
In lion event I had an advantage
Like never before
man leave the umas alone..
with me
40+ cubes right infront of me
your luck is horrible
updated yesterday -w-
Igot everything within 50 to100pulls
shut upyou rusty moving thingy
Damn this looks fucked compared to mine
atleast i can give people tetanus
ok I looked it up, I missed this one, I stopped playing after the tempesta mini event with all the frigates and cannons
and just came back two days ago
Atleast I got moskva gun now but that's the only ur gun I have
Welcome back I gues
Did anyone got an unknown error when trying to join the game?
When did you even start playing this game altogether
Not me 
What made you? The same reason?
I just played it an hour ago
Clear cache
some personal stuff IRL where I didn't have decent internet access to keep up.
was on limited data on my phone to save money and stuff so I stopped playing gachas for a bit till I got more stable
at least I've only pitied once 
I pitied never 
thank fuc
What with the gift code thingy in the chat. Is it a scam?
And I already have soyuz, I just need copia
Yes
I was born unlucky by nature, so only once is good by my standards -w-
If you don't know already
You were born unlucky?
mm
yea -w-
That's fucked
I was hoping it's something real lol
Free money is never real
True
There is always a price to everything
If Apri was born unlucky then why is she so cute
Hey apri. My pulls were unlucky. In 43 cubes. 21 tickets. No Soyuz. I got everything. But no SOYUZ 

armed robbery is basically free
hmm
Luck and body structure are different things
don't overexert too much ok
you still have her perma addition as chance to get her 
she is nut
we win some we lose some -w-
Apri demoted to just a nut
Wait has cyberius seen you 
Not a fruit anymore
No, I just call everybody cute
You're cute too
Coconut
e
I'll always be a fresh apricot 
no matter what Aisu says -w-

A Coconut nut is a giant nut
Big nut
If you eat too much you get very fat
Its NUTZ
if a nut had parents would the dad be named papa nut
NUTZZZZZ???
Permanently fresh apricot sounds like an SCP
she is extra fresh nut
If you take a bite, you'll become immortal too and experience the misery of getting attached to people and seeing them die
Over and over
you r nut
those are questions that should be taken to the Apri hivemind -w-
ok AIsu 
The Apriverse
I AM NOT ICE CREAM
I don't know what is going on here
AHHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
at the terrible housefire during the family reunion

That’s not very cash money
I feel so old knowing that phrase
Can I call you gramp
I feel old realizing it was 2000's kids that came up with it
I’m a late 00s early 10s kid
what if i have already fully limit broken one
Born in 99
i will raise a poltava army
if you have one fully limit broken, then any other copies can be retired
I'm so poor
That didn't go so hot for Sweden
They didnt have any Poltavas ?
No they got their asses kicked by Russia at Poltava
Stop using TB as secretary and maybe you will get rich.
It pooped up accidentally
How does one poop up
she isn't even that old 
anti gravity excrement
Haven't tried to poop upside down?
I don’t live in Australia
Could be worse, I had to shit in the middle of a really heavy calisthenics exercise
Never felt better core engagement admittedly
Shhh Mossad might heard you
They will do nothing anyway. Anything controversial except the files is a good distraction. He's just their puppet to be use
we still have people trying to deny we bombed a school
the people with the red hats don't live in the same reality as the rest of the sane world
and that's all I'll say about that
Don't talk about the 6 letter agency, Palantir is watching...
Both parties are just the face of the same coin
not really lol. but this isn't the place for this discussion
Yep
all I'll say is we've never had an administration that spent so much time tearing down allies and alienating our treaty partners
You guys think Azur Lane will ever add USS Liberty?
Both got influenced by the same people. It's to make people think they actually have the options
Different agenda and still find a way to profit them
USS Liberty release for anniversary would be wild... 
Hmmm I would like more sail ship
dont think they will add another hull type in the game
It's just a running joke about that ship... if you know... 
It's possible when they got nothing left except making META of everything or new type like chan or idols
yeah....but we aint continue any further ig
On a real note though why is META content drip fed
And the META research UI is so bad with how many there are now
because it would be a hassle to do allat every couple of weeks wouldn't it? 
It's to the point they should make the META ships permanent instead of rotating and adding them permanently in the future
Also it's ironic they are called META ships but are rarely used in the meta
1 or 2
But hey the art is cool sooooo
Ah yes the worse RQ skin in the game
Strass was done dirty with that skin.
Who’s worse
U-96 & Hammann 
Delusional take
Wtf
Why she got the grippers on the god damn road
Incorrect
@bleak narwhal kill him
Strass is awesome 
indeed
I'm about to hit 100 lvl 125s
Besides Hamm and U96
"who is worse besides the worse ones"
You cant say "besides" just to invalidate the two worst options
The butt car
watch yo tone buddy
Infernal already pointed them out smh
Whoever she is
you aint talking to my wife like that
Infernal is right too
real !
If you can’t say someone worse then 3rd worse skin ain’t delusional.
Gobbins
Eugen is the worst one out of the Adult ships
is anyone level 200
kelpusional
oi...yostar...wtf is this sneak drop
I ate the funny blue seaweed
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その他「アズールレーン」ASMR商品シリーズはこちら↓
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does anyone know a level 200 commander
there will be no strasbourg slander in my presence
I don't think anyone is lvl 200
out of all ships you choose strasbourg, strasbourg doesnt deserve slander you do
oh its already on DLSite
for a whopping 0 dollars
glowie operation
definitely not a stupid question, are these shipgirls going to actually risk their life just to find something to make a cold vodkas?
yes
Anyone else sitting on like 2000 gold blue books
I wish we could convert blue books to reds
i have a question cus I am thinking about redownloading this game should I do it or not?
I recommend against it
If you want free gear that just dropped in event shop and the UR rerun tickets then yes
cus I am gonna look what game I should play again and I have 0 ideas
This one believes the taste of cold vodkas is the best...
As this one was the one who instructed everyone to get it as Sovetskaya Soyuz...
if it's on mobile or phone
You guys ever think we’ll get a Uma collab
strasbourg's event only had peak shipgirls
no
Hi aussie
uma is a mobile game
Impossible
richie 
I wouldn’t want it to happen anyway
Uma is first and foremost a mobile game
It's on Steam?
I'm pretty sure it is
i mean... technically speaking its more PC than AL
The worst scenario
atleast uma has a pc client
Don't ask me I don't play it
We don’t talk about that
AL is 100% still a mobile game
Uma has an entirely different playstyle to a game like AL
Empire’s Cruiser is actually a good name for a racehorse

Uma is closer to the mini game in AL than most traditional gacha rpgs
damn thats crazy...
uma a raising sim with sports elements
is that the term for it?
Sup guys
I know the old Monster Rancher games had a similar system of scheduling training and raising monsters
Whay the hell happened to TB?
im not a fan personally, but I know it's really popular
AL is a bullet hell gacha rpg
well, it’s not for everyone
so guys what's the topic today
Someone literally can dodge all the bullets lol
yeah, I mean it's not just that it's umasume, I don't like that type of game, doesn't mean many people aren't enjoying it
I play uma because I grew up near a major horse racing track
and I was a runner in high school
I've been to churchhill downs
I grew up near Santa Anita Park
my high school is a 5 minute drive to it
I’ve been inside and run out of the gates before

isn't that the track that had a ton of horses dying a couple years ago
yeah, there was that
but that was a fluke
it’s still basically the premier track in California
the breeders’ cup, Santa Anita Derby
it’s even a playable track in JP uma
That’s not even a cowboy hat
We do have a #1394681081462001834 for hors stuff anyway
12 shots but her cylinders are empty. explain
I haven’t logged into AL in about a week
how expensive is the stables channel to stable your hoss?
She forgot her bullets
she has twelve problems
Ok chat is it just me or is Hermione's augment super good
Hermione escapes Nth tier?????
Charybdis when????
It's not that powerful since it's faction restrictive
Though it does make her more useful
She just needs 1 single Royal Navy ship
Yeah and you have to waste a slot just to include her
Not with that attitude
Rather just stick with Plymouth and Trafalgar

Hi
the AA is really good
Prefer Shimanto or sandy for AA
She can clear 12-4 and that's good enough for me
Guam too
my Hermione is lvl 125 oathed and she's still outclassed 
Yeah good
And that's fine

Because she's a good wife

do they not rerun skin boxes with the UR reruns? really wanted soyuz box
More interested in if Gascogne got better with augment
Didn’t get worse
Waiting for Charybdis augment
Does any of them get worse besides Minneapolis
Is that EU AA gun good?
Idk if it's worth building for the +10 hit
It's the best 3 am gun
When should I use it over other UR gun
For BB yes
Just use all cat ears and you'll be fine
This is just not a good skin
Lol my game is bugged. My Unzen, Gouden Leeuw and Z52 look different
I bought the ninja skin instead cause I know her other skins kinda mid 
Bought it before the rerun and now I gotta pull her
Unzen if she was good
Been waiting for this day
52 took up biking 
Poltava with UR background and DR frame looks so good
My brain is not braining
Soyuz, musashi and Leneto within 5 minutes this morning 
She actually really does
Z52 must’ve came back from vacation
gib some of the luck

My luck was this; I woke up at 7:23am MNT and logged onto Azur lane did a few login things and then bam I gambled with my 60 cubes which ended up only needed 20
snow realm impregnation


hmm
literally says it right here

oh no its her! time to hide
no
never fight your own level 1 - 8 meta fights
if every person fights their own then they get no assists
Wait for a few days and there will be plenty of coordinates
I don't really care to minmax that badly, I just do my own 2 daily bosses and then do 3 assists
Get to 500% sync if I like the char, or 100% if I don't

I feel like her meta fight is going to be painful 
me retinas overwhelmed momentarily by that
kavkaz chest and waist ratio gap is crazy
the oil store in her chest not in stomach
A new Meta S.D. season, a new month of screaming in rage at "tHeSe CoOrDiNaTeS hAvE eXpIrEd". Like bro, just let me play my damn game.
hello, does anyone know what ships will come in the next update??
You
I will make them all come
I am the ship that wil come in the next update

Your welcome
Bigger booba = Yostar makes more money
That's how making money on gooners works
and i'm one of them
To be very fair, unless they do leaks more information, this one cannot see which ship shall grace our docks in the future...
they never do leaks
Why can’t you guys just be a staff member
that makes sense, I thought we had a calendar where we could see which update would be next, thank you
I am a staff member
roleplays shinano, doesn't even predict the future smh
You can know which reruns are next, but that's about it
I am a janitor at yostar headquarters
Zamnnn
Seattle said soon
She told me while I was cleaning the offices
royal fortune aug when
understandable
My girl so great even making small talk with the janitor
So humble
This one can predict that you will die of death in the future...
Trip on a jellybean
golden wife

thanking yostar to create golden hind
Good morning
I have put 100 death in my ST-DEF junction, I am immune to death
Gm kelp
hmmm acutally 2....ill take the one in the mirror 
This is the closest thing to a non-oath wedding dress skin... or a L2D oath skin...
i'd eat both of them
I do really like that mirror effect on GH's l2d. The reflection not matching reality is a classic horror trope and I think it does that well
I fucking hate how the past 5 extreme runs I’ve done haven’t had a secret boss smhhhh
as if they would do l2d oath...such a waste 😢
because it's supposed to be ghost bride skin
but i consider it oath skin
not much different anyway
meanwhile Kurumi...
Idk who Kurumi is
huh
kuru-who?
Can’r believe people don’t care about fomo
Hey guys how do I unlock regensburg meta
Meta fight
Sup guys
yo
You have to go through opsi first
I’m kinda new, what’s meta fight and opsi
It bit me in the ass because this bitch is mega thunderdunk broken in pvp and I skipped the banner, but I'll just wait for her cancerous kit to be phased out of the meta
oh that's something you'll find out when you reach level 60
in the
I want to have some firm words with the Yostar dev that thought this overloaded cancer up
augments are such a coin toss
are we pretending skills like that haven't been in the game since literally day 1?
granted they used to have fewer words but they do basically the same thing
Makes Hiryuu's thing look way worse
remember when there would be multiple ships having the same skills on release
that hiryuu skill is single-handedly making her relevant in pvp
I live bitch
Yeah she's still an okay budget option, and always will be
She's been living for 6 years now






