al-general

[wanton pelican]

The only good thing to come out of sword and shield

[snow pumice]

guys do we have free media access here?

[wanton pelican]

After 3 images you’ll get charged

[meager haven]

Post one meme and get banned instantly

[snow pumice]

how much per pic after 3?

[snow pumice]

wth

[wanton pelican]

Varies on the time the user has been in the server

[lucid dawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1407472210809061591/1476811490840281139/image0.gif

[modern dew]

pakagi

[meager haven]

Especially if it’s a meme related to the game

[lucid dawn]

What about AI slop

[abstract ingot]

charged?

[wanton pelican]

TSI

[wanton pelican]

Yea

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/charge-battery-frutiger-aero-skeuomorphic-iphone-gif-17414599998223818468

[lucid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-walter-white-breaking-bad-gif-13875361058703084347

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477393756943683624/20260228_130318.gif

[shut crane]

imagine caring about the public

mommy takao

[royal tundra]

I play it on the schoolyard... EU gives no fucks

[serene elm]

I mean idk about USA but ppl here don't give a fuck on what you do

[modern dew]

lowkey played it on da plane

[lucid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-roon-roon-azur-lane-seseren-seseren-azur-lane-gif-19605223

[serene elm]

they might look at you weird for 2 seconds and then forget you were even in their sight the same day

who cares what randoms who will forget about you think lmao

[modern dew]

https://giphy.com/gifs/caption-hes-reaching-lY2TAkBV3aspdwbGNX

[serene elm]

grow up

[modern dew]

https://giphy.com/gifs/requiem-getting-old-aged-LnapfA6wBxlJWlLcwe

[lucid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[shut crane]

lovely fluffy foxes

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-leon-kennedy-leon-resident-evil-9-resident-evil-leon-gif-6513558974985310825

[modern dew]

pulling up with a porsche

curazy

[rose spire]

Me and Leon are tuff like that

[graceful hound]

Hi chat

[modern dew]

stuffed

[graceful hound]

Boatfuckers vs horsefuckers

[idle pier]

I played AL at work

[graceful hound]

[modern dew]

vaaaaaush

[lucid dawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1407472210809061591/1476811490840281139/image0.gif

[graceful hound]

I love shinano

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-uma-musume-dropkick-gif-1310520311152972568

[serene elm]

considering a lot of the playerbase is shared, they are all the same ngl

[static sparrow]

I thought requim is set in 90s or 2000s until leon pulled up in a fukin macan

[rose spire]

I’m quite literally sure it’s set in 2026 which is what my brother told me or sum like that

Or maybe it was another game

[lucid dawn]

Wait is she wearing smt

[rose spire]

Nvm 2028

[lucid dawn]

Ayoooo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472197552815472722/20260106_203201.gif

Eugen vs Mommy Fred who should I buy?

[graceful hound]

Uma community is quite diverse one, just like genshin at its peak in 2022

[snow pumice]

alr ima back and just wtf

how did yall send so much 'word'

[graceful hound]

There are the normal trainers, the gooners, the filipinos, lesbians,...

[shut crane]

eugen got fat

[lucid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sex-sex-speak-azur-lane-oomfie-delsage-gif-24194384

[modern dew]

what about the filipino lesbians

[static sparrow]

[graceful hound]

Tomboy pinoy you say?

[snow pumice]

guys is the p word banned here?

[modern dew]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jjk-gojo-sukuna-h0JgSyrWJl5YtMsJK7

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-licks-slime-gif-7826310196799265789

[graceful hound]

What did we feed oigen in the dorm for her to get this fat

[lucid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cleveland-pew-gun-hot-azur-lane-gif-23472383

[merry robin]

u got me fooled

[snow pumice]

3 trucks of food

[graceful hound]

pussy?

[snow pumice]

porn

oh

[lucid dawn]

Commander's milk

[snow pumice]

im fine, nice

[stark fox]

[lucid dawn]

Where he got from a fridge.

[snow pumice]

almost free speech like the other server i see

[graceful hound]

Mostly slurs are filtered

[merry robin]

I see u dont know what server this is

[graceful hound]

Like r-word, n-word, f-word

[merry robin]

Ninja?

[graceful hound]

Back then like 2017 you can say those words

[torpid kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-sovetsky-soyuz-sovetsky-soyuz-azur-lane-soyuz-soyuz-azur-lane-gif-636242341925105931

[graceful hound]

I checked chat history

[stark fox]

There is no such thing as free speech literally anywhere.

[lucid dawn]

Night-

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

Nike

[shut crane]

my speech is the freeest in the world! You don't even need to pay to hear it!

[worthy pagoda]

Old 4chan?

[torpid kettle]

the skin is pretty seethrough, is it not ? (dont have it)

[merry robin]

Yeah it is.(same)

[snow pumice]

oh ho, u havent seen my friend's gc

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/terence-angry-birds-crimes-crime-angry-birds-movie-gif-25537526

[torpid kettle]

k so skip and no gifs for safetyreasons xD

[merry robin]

[snow pumice]

everyday, they mention abt, porn, r, incest, ......., it driving me insane

[merry robin]

Well

They are horny

[shut crane]

fo sure

[merry robin]

Thats all

[rose spire]

This is where we use a little button called “block”

[snow pumice]

not just horny, theyve grown beyond that

[lucid dawn]

Who?!

[shut crane]

super horny?!

[snow pumice]

idek that exists

[graceful hound]

Super horny is lust

[full blade]

Ah yea my block button technique I haven’t used since the Heian era

[rose spire]

Gng you are finding out a lot today

[lucid dawn]

...

[merry robin]

[lucid dawn]

Assumption

WHO?!

[rose spire]

pin is watching this knowing he about to hit the mute or ban button

[lucid dawn]

Gimme a name

[full blade]

MAHORAGA!!!!!!!!!

[snow pumice]

aint assumtion no more gng, i was there, i saw it

oh god

here i go again

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/makima-chainsaw-man-lao-gif-27228287

[lucid dawn]

Who.

[idle pier]

Ew incest

[snow pumice]

yes

[idle pier]

I hate that

[modern yoke]

Time for a break

[rose spire]

Hey mag

[lucid dawn]

Fuh no

[full blade]

buff Roon

[rose spire]

You came at a bad time

[snow pumice]

btw the person that wants that shit is the mod of the server btw

[idle pier]

Nah

[full blade]

make Roon 1 shot everything

[stable plank]

as a high ranking member of the white name community we do not associate with this individual

[rose spire]

Alr then

[snow pumice]

who is pin

[stable plank]

may the light of bristols lamp cleanse this chat

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/mommy-raga-gif-7546509375710384291

[rose spire]

Mod

[snow pumice]

welp

[full blade]

mommyraga

[idle pier]

I made an ultra tuff qin shi huang edit

[shut crane]

boingers

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

Send dms

[snow pumice]

ima dip before the mods jumps me like the last server

[full blade]

Friedrich de grosse=Azur lanes Mahoraga

[torpid kettle]

mogs watchin?

[merry robin]

Thats Mommy raga tho

[full blade]

exactly

[rose spire]

Horny

[full blade]

scariest thing to wake up too

[static sparrow]

face your fears

[snow pumice]

if i dont chat tmr, yall know im banned

[graceful hound]

I love this letter "ſt" fr

[snow pumice]

hopping off for real now

[full blade]

what happens if I don’t?

[wanton pelican]

@snow pumice how about you keep all the weird stuff you and your friends do to yourself selves

[teal girder]

car

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[rose spire]

Yeah rn gng you on thin ice

[weak parrot]

alright, it's time to spread lies and misinformation

oh, pin wife is here

[snow pumice]

yeah prob last time ill really touch ts

[torpid kettle]

noone lived to tell the tale what happens

[rose spire]

Gn fooki

[weak parrot]

guess we can't spread lies and misinformation

sad

[graceful hound]

muſt t(h)ruſt Eugen

[static sparrow]

pin wife???

[weak parrot]

yes

[wanton pelican]

What

[teal girder]

doko

[weak parrot]

anyway

[merry robin]

Gn Fooki

[weak parrot]

back to uma

[full blade]

floof

[rose spire]

Amagi and Musashi

[merry robin]

Orb

[weak parrot]

i haven't been logging into AL lately

[merry robin]

Shinano too

[full blade]

hug

[rapid ivy]

All the assets 💔

[full blade]

Yamato when?

[rapid ivy]

I need a new phone💔

[merry robin]

One day

[weak parrot]

AL is hard to play

[merry robin]

Same

[weak parrot]

baltimore

[merry robin]

We got Manjuu beer?

[rapid ivy]

128 gb can only hold like 2 big games at once

[wanton pelican]

Yeah

[full blade]

im so going to Manjuu’s

[rose spire]

True true

[wanton pelican]

There’s a few gear skins and stuff that show beer

[weak parrot]

that's why you get 256 like me

[rapid ivy]

I need 1t tbh so i dont have to rely on cloud services

[merry robin]

My 128 gb. Hold azur lane. Umas. Roblox.

[rose spire]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH… oh you deadass?

[merry robin]

1tb peak

[weak parrot]

yamato is gonna be a mesugaki with massive boobs

[worthy pagoda]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2030959367164731529

やぁちゃん (@yaachan_1101)

これは過去にしてたインプラカブル
︀︀またしたい
︀︀てかリベンジしたい🔥

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FixupX · Mar 9, 2026, 10:50 AM

[full blade]

yes

<insert Nah i’d win>

[rose spire]

With this I call upon infernal

[rose spire]

You gon be waiting a long time

[full blade]

8 handled sword, sila divine general

[weak parrot]

yamato as a Z-cup mesugaki onee-san

[rapid ivy]

With 1t i doubt youd ever need to upgrade higher on a phone unless wuwa becomes 500gbs in mobile😂

[wanton pelican]

@worthy pagoda nice cosplay

Now cosplay formidable

[worthy pagoda]

Thanks

[normal comet]

i smell deleted pic of wife

[static sparrow]

was too crazy for here

[rose spire]

Yep….

[merry robin]

Hi birb

[rose spire]

Birb is back from work

[tired crown]

Work chirp

[normal comet]

my wife's too freaky for this world
that's why she doesn't exist

[rose spire]

Yes

Chirp

[merry robin]

[rose spire]

She’s to hot for the world

[full blade]

could Roon (lore-wise scailing) beat a 20 fingers Sukuna?

[merry robin]

Birb needs a vacation

[normal comet]

anyway
elysion harper ass is damn thicc

[merry robin]

No. But skk solos Sukuna

Even heian era

[full blade]

he would use Heian era techniques

[tired crown]

6 hour shift tomorrow
Birb needs that bread

[merry robin]

Doesnt mattter

[merry robin]

Good luck Birb

[full blade]

Actually wait-

[graceful hound]

The french will nuke america

[full blade]

if Roon had a CT what would hers be?

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/believe-in-the-me-that-believes-in-you-gurren-lagann-kamina-believe-anime-gif-4409237729437987538

[static sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-fire-gif-523038869044733220

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-chibi-bismarck-prinz-eugen-gif-7069608337375368307

[merry robin]

[graceful hound]

Eugen my first wife in AL

Now i think about it

[weak parrot]

Azur Lane (26.82 GB), Umamusume (24.01 GB), Idolmaster Shiny Colors (20.08 GB), NIKKE (18.79 GB)

[full blade]

[graceful hound]

Do shipfus have parents, considering their designers are their fathers

[merry robin]

Umamusume on my phone is 10gb+

[graceful hound]

The sheer amount of shipfus ate that much space

[full blade]

Formidable for sure

[graceful hound]

If AL was a 3D game it'd eat more of phone space

[weak parrot]

well yeah, because global doesn't have shit

[idle pier]

25 out of those 26 are Implacable's tits

[rose spire]

0.000000000000001% of formidable weight

[weak parrot]

i have jp uma so

i have 5 years of content

[graceful hound]

Formi is a fat bihh so

[merry robin]

What does JP has?

[graceful hound]

(Pls dont kill me)

[weak parrot]

breeders' cup

[graceful hound]

[weak parrot]

first person camera

[merry robin]

[weak parrot]

many, many horts

a lot of tracks

evil and intimidating creatures

american mob horses

yuri

[merry robin]

Ah. So the main server got all contents. And those contents will come to Global later?

[weak parrot]

human sacrifice altars

[merry robin]

Yuri?

[weak parrot]

hoffen's grave

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

Rip hoffen

[weak parrot]

it's got everything you need

[weak parrot]

hoffen died in a training accident

[merry robin]

Tell me yuri is a joke

[weak parrot]

got kicked in the face by a mob uma

[merry robin]

He was too horny seemingly

[weak parrot]

i mean, yuri can mean just female close friendship

so lots of yuri

[spice dove]

have you seen umamusume?

[merry robin]

I rarely enter game

[weak parrot]

we have american patriotism in jp uma

and also our 5th anniversary

[graceful hound]

So you guys like seeing your wives scißoring?

[merry robin]

[weak parrot]

yes, i do enjoy the three way scissoring

[spice dove]

i can imagine worse fates

[merry robin]

how that works bruh

[weak parrot]

triangle position

[tired crown]

[merry robin]

Makes sense

[graceful hound]

I heard that st louis fans like NTR

[stiff forum]

Are you one of the wives femboy

[graceful hound]

was that true?

[graceful hound]

yesn't

[merry robin]

[idle pier]

Recently I've seen a shit ton of Anti-NTR AL art. Satisfying

[graceful hound]

if u have money to buy me feminine clothings or taking care of me then thats possible, but nah it wont happen

[merry robin]

I hate ntr

[stiff forum]

Say less

[graceful hound]

Nobody likes NTR but...nevermind

[cedar hawk]

helo gays

[merry robin]

U do?

[graceful hound]

I dont have the right to judge nobody's perversion

[merry robin]

Hey my wifes sister

[graceful hound]

[graceful hound]

Read what is below

[cedar hawk]

This one dislikes the act of infidelity

[merry robin]

Ah

[graceful hound]

I can only judge one's perversion once im no longer a gooner

[stiff forum]

Based

[graceful hound]

[static kernel]

Context?

[idle pier]

I have no idea if you're talking about me or yourself

[rose spire]

What did I come back to

[stiff forum]

[idle pier]

DM for the actual explaination

[graceful hound]

Hi shortking

[stiff forum]

Someone stole bisko from you

[cedar hawk]

im talking abt myself, was doing a shinano impression

[stiff forum]

Jk

[rose spire]

Hi mika

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-girl-head-pat-headpat-anime-gif-15491115994804690187

[merry robin]

Welcome to Hell

[idle pier]

Lol alr

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/xenoverse-goku-super-saiyan-angry-dbz-gif-1416275111944307575

[cedar hawk]

so now i got 3 chatting profiles

xd

[rose spire]

Figured

[graceful hound]

And that was me

[rose spire]

[graceful hound]

[cedar hawk]

me as a person, shinano and uhh

baitsona

[rose spire]

Give back

[merry robin]

We got TUI Ziolis before gta6

[graceful hound]

I sold her to big yahu

[nimble dune]

everyone should

[merry robin]

[weak parrot]

almond eye, north flight, and buena vista are my wives

[rose spire]

Remember when I was talking about that spider? Yeah

[merry robin]

Lol.

Ye

[graceful hound]

AL no longer NTR Lane?

Great news then

[cedar hawk]

i got cheated on so much

[merry robin]

No. Its Mama lane. After fox mating season

[weak parrot]

once ntr comes to al

[rose spire]

Remember we will get gta 6 before Yamato most likely

[merry robin]

Real life?

[weak parrot]

it becomes ntr lane

[stiff forum]

NTR on what really skk is the only guy in the universe

[cedar hawk]

that i dont rlly wanna love anyone anymore

[stiff forum]

[weak parrot]

NTR = Narita Top Road

[cedar hawk]

a few, online too

[merry robin]

Sad

[graceful hound]

Once at a time, it was loli lane

[merry robin]

Dont trust anyone lowkey

[cedar hawk]

i do

[weak parrot]

please manjuu, make yamato a busty mesugaki oneesan

[cedar hawk]

i dont rlly trust ppl

[stiff forum]

[merry robin]

i am having dejavu. As if i saw this shit somewhere

[graceful hound]

2020-2022

[stiff forum]

No cause it's true that happened here

[weak parrot]

[merry robin]

Did not play AL then

[rose spire]

The name Mama lane came from Musashi, fdg, fc, mamagi, plus more.

[weak parrot]

anyway

[merry robin]

[graceful hound]

There was a time AL was the decessor of BA

[weak parrot]

mesugaki lane is superior

[graceful hound]

[merry robin]

Whats Mesugaki bruh

[stiff forum]

Mesugaki lane 💀

[static kernel]

I have a growing backlash against big sister archetypes

[stone dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/bravo-six-going-dark-insurgency-gif-24293722

[graceful hound]

Bratty short girls

[weak parrot]

female brat brah

[merry robin]

Bruh

[weak parrot]

anyone can be a mesugaki

[static kernel]

i take wichita over atago anyday

[merry robin]

U too

[weak parrot]

as long as they are short

and bratty

[graceful hound]

Bache is a mesugaki

If u want an example

[stone dagger]

Insurgency modern infantry combat.

[stiff forum]

"I just farted accidentally bro" the shit bro did in the dark room

[weak parrot]

bache is archetypal mesugaki in AL

[gloomy valley]

Be better than tits being their whole personality atleast

[merry robin]

I got flashed somehow

[stiff forum]

[weak parrot]

imagine mesugaki roon

[stone dagger]

Bravo six I'm going to dark.

[graceful hound]

[merry robin]

How tits is a personality?

[cedar hawk]

Looking for hot women with a hunk of floating metal 5 times the size of her own? (Woo) Then welcome to Azur Lane, where we drop a lot of new women every 3 weeks with boobs the size rivals the cowgirls, and 1 obligated child-like character 'cause that is what we used to reel in 70% of the community 4 years ago. Play now!

[stiff forum]

[gloomy valley]

By having no actual personality and the only thing “unique” about them is they have fat tits

[stiff forum]

Malfunctioning shinano

[merry robin]

u good my wifes sister?

[meager haven]

Mogador

[cedar hawk]

promoter shinano*

[rose spire]

I play Azur lane for the lore

[graceful hound]

We should have more girls like koharu in AL

[weak parrot]

bravo command, this is bravo actual. there is a foul stench emanating from the french quarter

[meager haven]

Hammann ig would be the closest thing?

[stiff forum]

Just say you wanted bisko 🙏 why hide

[weak parrot]

should we investigate, over?

[graceful hound]

[graceful hound]

"gate"
I just remembered italian cuisine from that suffix

[static kernel]

We need more girls like suzutsuki allen haguro so on

[meager haven]

We need more Allen (skins)

[static kernel]

They have some measure of tits but not the be-all-end-all

[meager haven]

Or maybe an augment for her

[rose spire]

Cap reaction? Wowwwwwww

[weak parrot]

we need all ship girls to wear alien sunglasses

[static kernel]

About that recent art

[weak parrot]

because it's hilarious

[static kernel]

soyuz: isleep

[merry robin]

Caps

[static kernel]

allen: REAL

[rose spire]

Atago made me play this game

[cedar hawk]

how bad is the recent art

[merry robin]

What the hell

[cedar hawk]

same

[static kernel]

Its not bad tho

[rose spire]

Twin

[stiff forum]

Lemme help you

[pastel oracle]

Not even bad

[merry robin]

Shinano and Musashi made me play this game

[static kernel]

I just censored soyuz as a statement

[meager haven]

Oh that is nice

[merry robin]

Looks like Esdeath

[static kernel]

Look at allen

[cedar hawk]

yeah this is fine

[static kernel]

Ignore soyuz

[rose spire]

This had nothing to do with what I said

[normal comet]

i look at soyuz

[rose spire]

SOYUZZZZZ ARTT

[cedar hawk]

i looked at russian shinano

[graceful hound]

Shinano's latest skin was her taking off a bandage from her pussy

[stiff forum]

Damn big women hard to "ignore"

[rose spire]

Ima add Soyuz to my fleet

[merry robin]

[rose spire]

Oh wait

[static kernel]

haguro: gloomy goth girl
Thats a personality thats not tits

[merry robin]

Same.

[cedar hawk]

still feel lackluster for me tbh, id prefer to use the bunny suit skin

[idle pier]

I started playing this game cuz Musashi and Enterprise

[meager haven]

Add Allen to your fleet

[merry robin]

I GOT 40 CUBES

[stiff forum]

Based I did for musashi

[static sparrow]

thanku for posting "uncensored" version

[rose spire]

Only 1 ur bulin and the next one is going to Yorktown II mlb…

[merry robin]

Same. Musashi and Shinano

[pastel oracle]

[rose spire]

INCREASE UR BULIN GAIN

[static kernel]

Allen > soyuz

[stiff forum]

Indeed

[graceful hound]

Too many times of women made me lost my fetish

[meager haven]

What

[cedar hawk]

and this is me

[merry robin]

Who the he

[stiff forum]

Erm

[graceful hound]

Now i just look for personality and "if she looks good in the eye"

[static kernel]

allen m sumner

[cedar hawk]

all cubes no coins

[rose spire]

My 130 cubes are trying

[merry robin]

[stiff forum]

He's reaching

[cedar hawk]

life is unfair really

[stiff forum]

[tight goblet]

hmm

[graceful hound]

I got moscow in like 30-40 pulls

[stiff forum]

Life is unfair on AL until you swipe the card

[merry robin]

I need my wifes blessing lowkey

[static kernel]

What even does moskva have going for her

[stiff forum]

[merry robin]

Same

[rose spire]

I say I’m doing quite well too

[tight goblet]

hmm

[cedar hawk]

basically one of the most oppressing red skill ever?

[normal comet]

lmao

[stiff forum]

She wants you to pull her look at her eyes

[meager haven]

Rainbow border

[graceful hound]

Its sad that bismarck has very little amount of doujinshi i

[rose spire]

Mf already in my dock

[static kernel]

the best shipgirls are those who aren't overtly horny because it makes horny moments land all the better

[stiff forum]

💀

[static kernel]

I mean personality

[pastel oracle]

Sounds like someone didn’t read Moskva’s lines

[stiff forum]

Moskva is horny?

[merry robin]

Why Monarch looks like Kafka with makimas hair?

[rose spire]

Opened my screen to gorgeousness

[normal comet]

moskva is good friend

[merry robin]

That she friendzones u?

[rose spire]

Also Yorktown II chibi is so funny and cute

[static kernel]

Monarch predates them

[rose spire]

[meager haven]

Fubuki “Moskva” Shiraikami

[graceful hound]

[rose spire]

Post Bismarck

[static sparrow]

brother she friendzones you... let alone horny

[stiff forum]

[merry robin]

Post boats

[stiff forum]

Exactly

[merry robin]

Thats friends with benefits

Hehehehee

[graceful hound]

How many dorks are there in AL

[merry robin]

So many

[rose spire]

Getting friedzoned by a shipgirl as a skk in al might be the rarest thing to happen

[stiff forum]

With you or without you

[graceful hound]

I still wanna know more

[graceful hound]

[normal comet]

moskva post oath lines just consider you as friend if i'm not wrong?

[rose spire]

I didn’t pass all my grades so I’m not smart which means I’m not a dork

[stiff forum]

Imagine you get called "friend" after you marry

[graceful hound]

Like mutsuki's oathline i think

[stiff forum]

Tho I even married her

[merry robin]

When marrying. U are a friend to a spouse. Life long friends. If we think like that. Then its good. But nothing beats Musashis morning welcomes.

[meager haven]

Oh no

[rose spire]

You know damn well you were too poor to get oath rings and oath Moskva

[normal comet]

yes moskva, kiss and cuddle is friend things

[meager haven]

Ognevoy’s skin makes a return

[stark fox]

Kow

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-gif-6439589906970747044

[meager haven]

Hell is about to descend once more.

[stiff forum]

Too late I already did spent my oath ring on her

[graceful hound]

My terms to classify a girl as a "dork" is "whoever acts like Rikuhachima aru"

[merry robin]

Ayayayayanamiii

[rose spire]

“Joe”

[stark fox]

Fun fact: “Oaths” are not the same as Marriage

[torn aspen]

What?

[rose spire]

Wowwwwwwww

[meager haven]

Joe mama

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/aru-blue-archive-gif-26821252

[stiff forum]

[stark fox]

Autocorrect gae

[merry robin]

I know sadly

[stiff forum]

For real

[rose spire]

No idea what that means

[normal comet]

who's the shipgirl close to moran personality

[merry robin]

Just sayin hi

[graceful hound]

This goober:

[cedar hawk]

moskva is like

[torn aspen]

hi

[cedar hawk]

the chill one

[graceful hound]

https://tenor.com/view/problem-solver-68-rikuhachima-aru-asagi-mutsuki-igusa-haruka-onikata-kayoko-gif-4169624313579758785

[merry robin]

Hi hi

[stark fox]

Probably KRONSTDAT

[rose spire]

Autocorrect helps and doesn’t help me

[rose spire]

[meager haven]

It’s in the name

[normal comet]

i see
will check her lines later

[meager haven]

Kronk

[graceful hound]

Is kronstadt stupid

[rose spire]

Ask her

[merry robin]

Fake cow

[cedar hawk]

about to be a cow*

[stark fox]

Yes

[merry robin]

After milking?

[torn aspen]

Fake Cat

[merry robin]

Do we have horse shipgirl?

[graceful hound]

How stupid
I only read few of her lines

[merry robin]

I think we do

[meager haven]

Daisen

[merry robin]

I forgot her name

[stark fox]

Daisen

[merry robin]

Ah right

[graceful hound]

If more stupid than aru then autowife

[cedar hawk]

originally dish wants to make her boobs bigger than kashino

[graceful hound]

[stiff forum]

Daisen

[normal comet]

daisen :3

[merry robin]

Yeah remembered.(i did not do any of PR since last July)

[stark fox]

“I am the Spymaster of the Northern Parliament. I shall steal their information by blowing a hole in the wall to allow me to sneak in”

[graceful hound]

My conspiracy theory is dish is above the gov of VN

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-cheshire-manjuu-maid-gif-18019491

[merry robin]

How small is hole

[stark fox]

With her main batteries

[merry robin]

how small u are then?

[meager haven]

Big enough for a vault door

[graceful hound]

Aru behavior

https://tenor.com/view/rikuhachima-aru-aru-blue-archive-frosting-cupcake-gif-5940459392191783840

[merry robin]

[normal comet]

them hinden clothes screaming

[merry robin]

i want some floof

[meager haven]

Thought Kearsarge was Scylla’s Anubis skin for a sec

[cedar hawk]

i love eating dried beef

[graceful hound]

We all love ahogirls 🌹

[stark fox]

Very dumb

[tired crown]

Dumb but lovable
Can’t wait for her eventual sister

[stark fox]

Very dumb

[normal comet]

i remember there's shipgirl in slow ahead who also blow cannon for fishing

[merry robin]

Happy wife happy life

[stark fox]

Wife fight back.
KILL WIFE

[graceful hound]

So fart louder than the enemies when they're discussing to distract them

[tired crown]

Think about wife
Regret

[normal vine]

i exlod

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[graceful hound]

Imma go to sleep

[stark fox]

[merry robin]

Gn

[graceful hound]

Cya ALO

[meager haven]

I regret ever viewing al-art

[merry robin]

This guy is a degen

[tired crown]

Time for bed

[normal comet]

ain't we all

[graceful hound]

Nah jk

[merry robin]

Gn birb

[graceful hound]

Imma sleep fr

[merry robin]

True tho

[cedar hawk]

lemme brew some midnight milo

[hard vine]

Where the baddies at

[normal vine]

mix condensed milk into it

[hard vine]

Bunny hindy clears

[normal vine]

Rat, would i gain wisdom if i shake you-

[cedar hawk]

have none rn so

[stark fox]

Do it regardless

[normal vine]

damn

[stark fox]

[radiant glade]

[stark fox]

[hard vine]

Gravel is a prairie dog, not a rat

[ionic gulch]

NOT ZA RATS

[stark fox]

[normal vine]

March. Consume. Procreate

[stark fox]

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-rat-zzz-jane-doe-gif-15808577029201402670

[normal comet]

the only rat i want to shake

[dark solstice]

What a catch

[mental swift]

Has anybody ever done a full DDG build

[merry robin]

U were fishin?

[mental frigate]

[cedar hawk]

im jst grinding gta while watching yall rn

[merry robin]

Which one

[cedar hawk]

online

ganging with dre rn

[merry robin]

I mean GTA 5? GTA4? GTA san adreas?

[cedar hawk]

5 ofc

[tight goblet]

MOUSE

[dark solstice]

Fishing for compliments yea sadly got none 😔

[merry robin]

Do u have farm?

[dark solstice]

Nope

Just work on one sometimes

[merry robin]

U said u work at field

Ah

[dark solstice]

Not as much anymore

[merry robin]

Is that blue machine(i forgot how its named) urs?

[dark solstice]

Brother in laws

[cedar hawk]

close enough

[dark solstice]

With dung spreader

[tight goblet]

mm

[dark solstice]

His land is scary compared to the usual stuff I have been in

[normal comet]

ultra marines?

[cedar hawk]

hot milo time

[merry robin]

Really?

[cedar hawk]

[dark solstice]

Touch the brakes and you going for a Trip

[normal comet]

jk

it's warhammer

[dark solstice]

Why no war axe ?

[normal comet]

https://tenor.com/view/viper-nikke-nikke-goddess-of-victory-gif-17053501002792169827

[normal vine]

because it'll be 39k hammer instead

[dark solstice]

I have 99 problems but a hammer ain't one

[normal vine]

atleast a hammer able to smash Rocks and Stones

[dark solstice]

Do you collect the figures and stuff?

Can't fireball do that too?

Well explosion at least

[normal vine]

more of a reader than collector honestly, my currency is weak as hell-

[dark solstice]

Reading is there novels for it?

Legit have no clue have one discord friend that collects and paints figures

[merry robin]

And she can use it once per day bruh

[dark solstice]

Theres always a catch

[clever gazelle]

Huh

Why we getting 2 soviet events in a row

[dark solstice]

At least she is doing her bit as an alarm clock for that knight dude

[normal vine]

Da Hoe

[dark solstice]

Smash all those boxes and make some room for yourself

[meager haven]

Only diamond😔

[hard vine]

Dunk time

[clever gazelle]

[normal vine]

https://tenor.com/view/piccolo-aura-piccolo-aura-aura-farming-aura-farm-gif-4796219510675252498

[dark solstice]

It's the og aura stance guy

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-azur-lane-akashi-gif-10371630260258309568

[rose spire]

Time to play Opsi

[modern yoke]

Go back sleep cat

[torn aspen]

I got it pull Ozornoy!

[ember magnet]

Haii pookies :3

[torn aspen]

Your child boy move #off-topic

[ember magnet]

Theres a very controversial chatting business in war thunder discord~~~

Be safe~~~!♡

[timid mesa]

We see the fit, Sir

[modern yoke]

How many times pull

Did you get anything else too?

[torn aspen]

x999

[ember spindle]

coincidence i think
one is lunar new year and the other is a rerun

[modern yoke]

Wtf

Are you kidding me

[clever gazelle]

[modern yoke]

Did you get her on the 100 or 150 pull

[modern yoke]

[ember spindle]

murm

[torn aspen]

40 pull

[modern yoke]

Let's test your honesty

[dull sigil]

Implacable served me some weird tea

[modern yoke]

Maybe I get her 20 pull or 70 pull

[dull sigil]

Because wtf background am i seeing

[modern yoke]

If I don't get any UR at all I don't care

[stiff forum]

cute

[modern yoke]

Long island got buff in boobs

[static kernel]

Back pain

[modern yoke]

Go to therapy

[torn aspen]

Takagi

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/rofls-horse-mammoth-gif-8054793687520288380

[wanton pelican]

ayanami

[bold kayak]

are they going to include soyuz l2d + dynamic skin on the shop after next maintenance ?

cause if i remember correctly, that already happened on previous UR rerun event

[weak parrot]

is it mesugaki time?

[dull sigil]

UR= rerun skin

Unless i'm missing something

[dry fern]

How many shekels does it have?

[snow pumice]

wow chat died

[torn aspen]

[lucid dawn]

Monarch new skin looks really familiar 💀

https://tenor.com/view/makima-chainsaw-man-car-drinking-mommy-gif-26989836

[tight goblet]

hmm

[sage zealot]

Not new

It's old enough it's rerunning

[ionic gulch]

gambling maxin

[carmine valve]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-gif-24339831

Same person btw

[violet jacinth]

Add uh CV-50 to CV-55.

Cancelled/un-named Essex and Midway class.

[late shale]

Hmm

[stone dagger]

No way...

That's a forgotten weapons!

[versed quarry]

Beans

[stone dagger]

Forgotten weapons arrived into battleship museum new jersey!!

This is peak!

[static kernel]

forgotten ships maybe

[ember spindle]

nj is NOT a forgotten ship 😭

[static kernel]

joke

[ember spindle]

although it would be very funny if shipgirls' antics made people vaguely forget that they're war machines

[stable plank]

even more reason to be a gun jesus enjoyer

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/alucard-hellsing-gif-27427093

[stable plank]

that cant be good for your teeth

[rose spire]

Vampires are just like that

Prob like

-100% teeth damage reduction

[stable plank]

454 casull 1911 when? someone has done 50bmg already

[ember spindle]

idea
akagi SOMEHOW mixes up the lights of her life and does the burning love on skk thinking they're amagi

or vice versa, which would also make "wait when did the commander get boobs/fox ears/tails?" work

[stiff forum]

@lapis blade

[lapis blade]

oo

[rose spire]

Soon trust

[ember spindle]

this man above me, 💡 react him

[ornate igloo]

Guys im so close, I have roon level 100 and ready to replace Portland i just need to get her MLB

[analog stag]

https://tenor.com/view/oreo-cheesecake-dessert-cheesecake-food-gif-11902097097781346263

[clever sierra]

[rose spire]

Cookie and cream cake

[torpid kettle]

yoink

[ember spindle]

get auguste crusteau from nikke into azur lane so she can hug lung wu's tail 💙

[stark fox]

Fuckin’ who?

[cedar hawk]

how bad is akashi at making gears 🙏

[stark fox]

Considering it’s a carnival game designed to take money, very

[cedar hawk]

true

but why do the skk manual aim have perfect accuracy tho

[stark fox]

Also Who the fuck trusted Owari to build shit?

[cedar hawk]

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[cedar hawk]

musashi at least

[stark fox]

Another point against her intelligence

[cedar hawk]

hey dont slander my 2nd fav floof like that

[ember spindle]

she's great at it
she's also one greedy bitch. it very much stands to reason that she'd deliberately make a crooked gun for a "shoot targets to win prizes!" game

[stark fox]

I shall slander who I want, when I want. Especially if it is warranted

[stark fox]

Nah, she’d just give it shitty water pressure

[cedar hawk]

man this gotta be some advance type shit gun or skk is a legendary marksman

[stark fox]

Akashi is smarter than that

[cedar hawk]

cuz the moment we take over for manual aim its 100% accurate

[analog quest]

actually by definition slander is always unwarranted

that's why it's a crime lol

[stark fox]

It also isn’t slander if it’s true

[cedar hawk]

not approved

[analog quest]

yes but then you don't call it slander so the point is moot lol, if my cow had balls shed be a bull

[ember spindle]

skk is just Built Different clearly

[stark fox]

Too bad.
The truth (And law) don’t care about your feelings

[cedar hawk]

lies*

[stark fox]

Or a hermaphrodite

[analog quest]

I believe the term they use now is Intersex

[stark fox]

What are you? A cop?

[analog quest]

nah, I just play one on tv

I'm actually watching a youtube video of cops getting busted lol

[quasi elbow]

Lmao wtf

[static sparrow]

How tf?

[trim gyro]

exp books

[heavy pagoda]

[ember spindle]

when you activate skill training for a whole lot of meta ships at once, they all gain skill xp at the same time and at the same rate. this results in a very funny user experience

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477393756943683624/20260228_130318.gif

[ember spindle]

like you finish a commission and ten different ships gain a level and the little "skill level up!" popups on the side just don't stop coming

[meager vine]

large tacos

[analog quest]

ended up pulling the new UR in 30 pulls, lucked out since I only came back to the game today with two days left

[bold kayak]

[worthy pagoda]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2031397715947540890

Shuo❤️ (@shuoshuo_966)

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[molten obsidian]

She's going to trip

[static sparrow]

Weird. A lot of my meta ship skill max out at the same time but only one of them shows up in this dialogue box

[molten obsidian]

What is the goober doin

[ember spindle]

RON NYA!

[static sparrow]

The blindfolded nun she's literally a succubus

[stable plank]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-mahjong-ukrgc-quorauk-gif-26472443

[stable plank]

[stiff forum]

Aw

[late shale]

Hmm

[weak parrot]

a raising sim that is all about raising mesugaki

[trim gyro]

raisin sim?

[normal comet]

rum raisin?

[trim gyro]

no just regular

[rose spire]

Happy burger

Now ima eat burger

[normal comet]

[weak parrot]

mesugaki bismarck

[radiant cipher]

[rose spire]

Don’t talk again

https://tenor.com/view/xenoverse-goku-super-saiyan-angry-dbz-gif-1416275111944307575

[weak parrot]

mesugaki bismarck

[rose spire]

Oh hell naw

[weak parrot]

you brought this upon yourself

[rose spire]

Hope your city ends up like raccoon city

[weak parrot]

mesugaki bismarck zwei

[rose spire]

Genuinely most evil mf on the planet

[normal comet]

dude just voluntarily take the bait

[rose spire]

I’m very sensitive to stuff ok?

[weak parrot]

anyway, back to mesugaki musashi

[trim gyro]

touches your stuff

[rose spire]

https://tenor.com/view/xenoverse-goku-super-saiyan-angry-dbz-gif-1416275111944307575

[weak parrot]

crown goofy

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477022330562678856/20260227_195036.gif

[violet jacinth]

Dork.

[weak parrot]

crown goofy

[silver atlas]

Borg

[meager vine]

I love a good burger

[silver atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/good-burger-gif-19247944

[light fable]

Hidenburg showing Mcdonalds CEO how its done

[silver atlas]

[ember spindle]

hey is there a ship named after hamburg

[silver atlas]

swear i remeber that line had him Say Can i take your good order?

[heavy pagoda]

There's a sequel

[silver atlas]

[meager vine]

which show or movie is this from I've only seen it in memes

[silver atlas]

The movie was called Good Burger or something

[ember spindle]

good burger (1997)

[silver atlas]

Ive only seen it once and that was when i was a kid and it aired late on Nick-at-Night

[ember spindle]

very apt name for a show about a place called good burger

[meager vine]

[silver atlas]

that specific line is the only thing i remeber about it

[normal comet]

good hindenburger

[ember spindle]

type shit!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1454053238839181519/HindyShake.gif

[silver atlas]

[weak parrot]

AL isn't a real game

[normal comet]

you're not real

[light fable]

Idk, I look at my phone and see "Azur lane" installed. I open it and the title screen says "Azur lane", with a voice to announce it. I log in everyday. Sooooo, the game is very much real

[wraith wind]

Visual and auditive illusion

[normal comet]

idk where's nakhimov special touch

[static sparrow]

Click her back

[normal comet]

i try to touch her tiddies but its normal touch

[normal comet]

why back?

not tiddies

https://tenor.com/view/orfevre-umamusume-i-think-umamusume-pretty-derby-gif-2460466989312663198

[severe lion]

[static sparrow]

Actually click her tail connector

[normal comet]

huh?

alright

those ass so round

damn

[stiff forum]

Oh my

[rose spire]

Bucky smug

[fathom rose]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-dorothy-dorowhip-gif-13339968757220517040

[clever sierra]

[severe lion]

[novel bobcat]

Surprise Maryland

[normal comet]

red hood

[weak parrot]

No fucking swearing guys

[light fable]

Atago. Because we love big sis

[weak parrot]

mesugaki atago

[light fable]

Classic photo

[brazen gulch]

Naa it Astoria as well

[weak parrot]

skill issues are not the weak minded

[meager vine]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-atago-azur-lane-hug-hug-me-gif-15473930

[fathom rose]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-dorothy-lick-nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-gif-8937093444098193613

[glacial valve]

🍫

[shut crane]

red

[violet jacinth]

Maryland my beloved.

[shut crane]

big and heavy

[fathom rose]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-gif-13588788209051323589

[brazen gulch]

We need Takao emojis

[sinful vapor]

Taco Tuesday

[brazen gulch]

🌮

[light fable]

Taco tuesday means we spam Takao pics!

https://tenor.com/view/atago-gif-20759211

[sleek cape]

But where’s the actual tacos?

Like I’m hungry bro

[sinful vapor]

[ember spindle]

(search tag: maryland mentioned)

[sinful vapor]

Mary and her sisters

also Infernal

[pastel oracle]

[weak spade]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-endfield-endfield-arknights-arknightsendfield-аркнайтс-эндфилд-gif-14889242853106593866

eat infernals dock

[sinful vapor]

salty still here

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477393756943683624/20260228_130318.gif

[pastel oracle]

I read that as something else

[sinful vapor]

oh Infernal

[pastel oracle]