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taihou is heavy ship so make sense
Who's the third one
ugh
Ew taihoe
Jury duty
hmm
Please don't mention taihoe in this house
bro taihou used to have big fluffy mountains and recently theyre not big anymore, they just morbidly humongous
kill taihoe
Right... eagle union hate sakura carrier alot
I only hate taihoe
At least I can play uma
for what
Because of her personality
for being prettier than they will ever be
Yandere?
why yall hate my yandere goat
And still
being a favorite child have its perk
Her cloth decrease size
dont you see most of her skin is literally L2D???
Taihoe has the most amount of arts on green website
FOR A MID SHIP
For being famous
Hakuhou isn't good either
wow beautifully fanserviced ship, i wonder why people are attracted to it
not just taihou, recently its becoming a trend to give newer ships sizes that are straight up off putting
Because she's yandere
I see, I check amagi art and see those uh reasonable size
and if not newer ships, its through recent skins
No one can hate the OGs though
i mean i still dont think suzuya should be that big
im not against it, i just feels like its off
Also lexy boob expansion is wild
all I can say is bote is bote
(but nothing will change my mind on enterprise, my goat)
Does anyone know if there will be 6 hours of technical work before the Soyuz rerun?
She's the poster girl
in defense she basically grown up when become lexi 2
so something gotta change ig
She became thicker than her old version
Well it's a rebuild
her old ais also much younger
Tf do you expect
and yeah
if it a essex class
i mean you can see the diff design structure
They all should have same boob size
Like essex doesn't have big ones
but franklin and lexi
have you look at essex retro
Is franklin essex class
Azur Lane should state official bust sizes to make it easier for everyone
American uma


THEY WONT
okay yeah what’s with that
like im pretty sure giving the girls two planets for boobs isn’t the most comfortable of choices
IF THEY DO THEY CAN'T INFLATE THEM ANYMORE
mesugaki taihou
She a essex and I think you probably never see her before
They inflate then like they were ballons
i do seen frank and yeah thats quite big
Well I did see her before
She doesnt wear panties
Boob expansion fr
tbf they kinda are realistic holograms
so it kinda just whatever they feel like idk
They aren't even realistic fuck you mean
If Azur lane was Jujitsu Kaizen
bro didnt even write the name correctly
Then don't mention it, simple 
and also what jjk for
Need kais with surgery mark to be sure
Sessex
Sessessessessessessessessessessessessesex
I prefer Norsex
MANJUU, GIVE ME MOSKVA NOW!!!!!
just rolll 200 times
Anyway, no fucking swearing
Alreay 130, need 140 cubes, and i already out of stocks
Peter Strasser
They fucked up that skin so hard
Doesn't even look like her 
Make up does that to a person
Ah
Taihou doesn’t look like herself in a few skins either, yet people keep buying her skins
you don't even need BBs for w13, really
With the more notorious consistency fuck-ups you start to understand why most gachas now just go for 1 art style
Taihou at least keeps her face right and you can instantly recognize her 
Or just use 3D so they don’t have to be fucked to worry about art style
Yeah just make more koikatsu models and add 120gbs
Tiahou doesn't need a face when all people stare at are the tits
Which grow and shift every skin
with that LNY skin, you want to look anywhere but there
Do you think Shipgirls can just swap out their tits
It's ok, you can recognize the grating aaaaahhh shikkikaaaan
Yes, like Legos
They deaged her by 10 years in a single skin
Wormaburg
Give better weapons to your wife smh
Yeah
Slap on an oxy torp
sea veggie
Snom
Sup shitkikans
what in the
Hey, shitcan
🗑️ 🫡
The wife always gets the best
Is there a Plymouth oath skin yet
The guns look so peak
Wonder when will we get a Queen Elizabeth second version
We already do
QE meta exist
QE needs a retrofit
kawakaze
1 week before the event dropped
Retrofit? Whats that?
Operation Anal Spear
More like Operation Epic Impregnation
Operation Fast Thrusting
yes
Operation Shattered Dragon
Upgrades your ship by 1 rarity level
I mean that's what QE is asking
Queen Elizabeth
Pomme de terre Queen Elizabeth
C’est la vie, you know?
hmm
Potato QE
The regular one
META looks fine
and METAs likely will never get retros
UR meta when
uma mention 
hmm..
avp
Boing
Littorio

right
that one
NANO DA
DA NANO BOOBA DA
mmmm
yay Kuu-chan
i rolled this banner for 140 and still no ur in my sight
and i am now have no cube left
damn
damn
are there any secret mechanics behind that?
no idea
there's a daily mission that gives you event currency if you roll 3x
dats all
Yeah, gacha devs don't want you to know, it's called self control and saving
Impossible
I must burn through everything for nothing
I love having fuck all in P Sekai!!!
I love saving and still having nothing in Uma Musume
Song about Yamato? 
Evil fucked up horses
but i saved my cube as best as i can
i literally skipped all previous banners and only roll for northern
but because the fact that i barely have a free time to even play this damn game
man
this game rewards you heavily for playing it daily
what should i say about this
you get at least 3 cubes a day
Kinda grind and get those cube urgent comms
adding to a minimim of 168 cubes a month when totalling log in rewards and weekly rewards
We have an event going on rn that lets you get cubes from doing idle missions too
Important thing is
Oath Nagato
what even is the 50² system
Im gonna Dutch you
50/50
Means you can lose rate up
I mean, you can, it's just another system entirely
Well it's not guaranteed pity
is that even a thing?
It's just you either get pity or something else
Endfield is way worse but luck is real
AL gacha is simple, save cubes, roll, if you didn't get the ship by the time the event ends, God hates you
Rumey hates my ass then
so god hate me multiple times then
pamiat milkuria
And if you roll 200 times you get the ship guaranteed (applies for URs)
Rumey is the only one i havent gotten 
I don't have like 5 URs
its been
maybe i should play this game more seriously
a long time since i last played her event
oh that one
It's been 2 years isnt it obvious
Powercreeped before rerun 
hmm
i literally get her from pity too
You know, one feature I didn't realize I needed until recently is ability to change the lobby music
That music is so ass
Guess I can do that with Akanes skin
NJ dorm music 
Atleast she saved me til 12-4
i was running a stupid fleet back then
A single fleet
In like 2 days

Waiting for Gem reset
Guess someone's getting married
I see you’re now a Yorktown lover
Yorktown so peak
Man becoming "infernal"ly crazy
I’m gonna name oath Yorktown II and call her Kratos (god of war 3)
Infernal is the king of the reactions so got to learn from the best

who is going to be thor
Same voice actor
Remove the (god of war3)
There's only one kratos
Haven’t figured that far
It’s true btw
Fuck you mean same voice actor

Yeah but gow3 kratos felt the most brutal and Yorktown is such a nice caring character y’know
Yes I am fr
Who is the seiyuu of yorktown 2
There will be only ONE husband of every ship
I just found out you weren’t talking to me
Yorktown is mine.
Yet you don't have the full art 
you LIAR
ZEUS, YOUR SON HAS RETURNED
There's one kratos that comes to mind. No it isn't the PlayStation kratos
This is from girls X Battle 2 kratos
I was literally gonna say doomslayer…
yes
there is only one
The kratos I was talking about
Yeah I don’t remember kratos becoming a anime girl
Girls X Battle 2 thing
kratos is in greek mythology
Takao cute
wish there were more takolike skins 
best I can do is horny
where feet
PLEASE MANJUU, GIVE ME MOSKVA UNDER 200
PLEASE!!!!!

im rut out of cubes
PLEASE MANJUU
hmmm? looks like sashi 😮
Used pity box on this and got a full set
have you seen new collab on wows?
yamato song incoming

Hotel Yamato
Yamato swimsuit?
AHHHHHHH MAJUUUU, YOU!, YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🤣
Okk gn yall
lol
Yay congratulations
Why
Gm nerds
Chat?
I'm getting a lot of lag too. 💦
crazy
discord skill issue 
Discord caught fumbling
i love her
Sup
Nanoda and Dorktown
so guys how's things so far

yall fw this profile of mine
Mmm midnight booba sucking
wait i can improve it

el condom pastor
No
Another one bites the dust
Brown archive
bites the dust like.. the jojo stand ability owned by Yoshikage Kira?
I have no idea what the hell you’re talking about
It’s aight could never compete with my style
my steam profile is peak
i like vibrant color not being colorblinded
yes 
and besides this is meant to be a half troll profile
technically matching
but with no one
My profile is dark blue
Uhhhh
Wdym colorblinded
ah so my fuckass client loaded your main one
i mean that tbh is like
isnt too hard to mix
would you fw a magenta-cyan gradient

My main one is gothic slightly
Bird
He hasn’t spawned in yet
Based on this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6myBSMi6o0
I just liked how chaotic everything was and decided to just draw them cuz I love them ❤🐴 Also Oguri being the one to eat the least is so funny to me 😭 Hope you enjoy !
#umamusume #umamusumeprettyderby #supercreek #oguricap #naritabrian #sakuralaurel
you image collecting?
Oguri with no cap
Yuh
could be good
Just hit 500
Don’t you love making female OCs but the second you get to the hair it’s like hell
just make her bald
type shit
No
wait until you have to work on the hand
esp with a tattoo ridden character
cuz holy hell expect to spend an afternoon to draw one arm


Did he just say his last name burger
elite ball knowledge
After suffering hairstyle is picked
This is common knowledge 💔
@cedar hawk wait did you have a laffey profile before

Where are the boobies
200 affinity 
Somewhere
Somewhere
Horse boobies

fat elf


Dinner with Jay z
Guys

ok whatever
That thing should not be able to fly
An F-15 with that many missiles could fly... just not well
air superiority fighter
I saw an F35 getting shot down
what if plane was bigger and missile was inside plane
Magic carpet and a guy with an AK on it crazy times
Glorm is PvP meta
She's the only meta boat i built when she released because i love her so much
Didn't even know she was good in PvP

Because she's so good
Have to reward her
In bed

I love how my other fleet technology faction lv still 0 whllie eagle union is already reached lv3

Hmmm
I may have a bias

maybe patriotism in my bloodline tell something
Didn't she get kicked again?
She's still very good
Because i refuse to build kotori (col*b ship) so i can't have the absolute meta
Crunchy baseball tits
sus
that's drunktown for you

she will drain you
Nah I will drain her
Son sleeping

.
Winning Ticket

what IF I decided to use JJK’s slander-technique to slander a few shipgirls rn
Shut
WHEN DID YOU LEARN HEAIN ERA TECHNIQUES?!?
FRIEDRICH DE GROSSE, HELP!!!!
Is that a farmer gyatt I see
Modulo Richelieu
Midway showdown
Roon itadori
Kaga Gojo
8 handled torpedo sila divine battleship, friedrich de grosse




You’re gonna bust


Boobies
Big thick MILF boobies
I want.
booba
Big milk-full Onee-san tiddies
I nom
I suck
I drink milk


FLASHBANG OUT
Mesugaki musashi


eat infernal
Sleep servers are full I see
John

oh Soyuz rerun.....another dead week 
My head is spinning right round baby right round
Like a record baby right round round round
Apri

John

how they feel making her share a timer with nevada and oklahoma
soyuz got bunnies so she's kinda cool 
real 
sus
at least Poyuz is next
Soyuz nin nin mode
no need to spend cubes
bunny ball
Doing my part introducing snowbros. to our shipfus
Infernal



I was about to say something I shouldn’t say.
You’re gonna get touched


what ship is going to carry her country's entire baked goods scene if not a gigantic capital ship
Formi
girl, when you slip, you cause a cataclysmic event
yet i still headcanon nimitz as two hippers in a poncho
Because the floof cannot hold up her floof with extra support
where do tail muscles even go?

Guh. Isn’t Musashi also like 9 feet tall or smth?
I think he likes Sheffield
who keeps saying nonsense like that, 9 feet tall shipgirls smh
I don't remember her being THAT tall
Boi do I look like I know shi.-
oof called boi
I am literally guessing because I don’t even play AL damn it.-
fuck it, canon size shipgirls
Sheffy?
Skyscrapers tremble again
Retrofit USS St. Louis and I shall play the game with no questions asked.

that's 274 cm
i don't think shipgirls are that big, not yet at least
i like to think shinano is exactly 222 cm and the other yamatos are about the same
Emden very qt 
222 cm in height?
still Fucking Huge but also people that tall exist irl
yes
I meant 222 cm in feet-
best place to look is the NBA
why not have them be that size ONLY in battle
7'3" in freedom units

I have like over 50 or even 100 of my OC’s that are literally.
335 to 411 cm or 11 to 13.5 feet tall.
wao
damn that's just 1 inch shorter than Victor Wembanyama
These are like my Gerald R. Fords and other CVN’s. Along with my very own custom creations-
i'd like to be picked up by them...

These aren’t shipgirls btw.
still
Ya sure you wanna be picked up by these American giants?
You sure you wanna be picked up by 11 or 13.5 foot tall American giants?
Hmm
One time I made an OC who was 30 feet tall.
Or 914 cm.
every step she takes causes tsunamis half-way across the world
I only made him 30 feet tall but then I decided to downscale him this time because 30 feet tall is ridiculously large-
Bro can’t even fit in any hallway.
who needs hallway
USS Nemesis would.
I’m talking about that one Carrier from Modern Warships if anyone knows that.

Don’t worry about it.-
So I tried making a Battle-Carrier.
Planning out how its supposed to be designed was painful.
casually makes an OC that could fistfight a battlemech
I have multple OC’s who can do Domain Expansions.-
idk where to special touch nakhimov


Ze special touch must be where you love most!
her tiddies behind her back
understandable
I just won a jackpot against Hindenburg
My hunger and thirst kills me.
im now immortal for 4 minutes and 11 seconds
German cakes are delicious 
Yesh.
I must eat Friedrich Carl and Mecklenburg’s cakes-
I know ya’ll understand.
GUH.
YA’LL FLASHBANGED ME-
HMS Lion
BRO HER SMILE FREAKS ME OUT-
.
Absolute smash lemme go feral.-
lion time
WHAT ARE YOU DOING-
im blessing you with lion
NOT WHILST IM AT SCHOOL-
get privacy screen protector or sum
I have a privacy screen protector-
gotta take time for your waifus even at school
BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT I WANT MOAR PRIVACY-
.
I only take time for mah waifus when I’m at home-
Me must not get distracted at school-
good floofs
allthe smol but where ches
Good morning.

Is it even safe to let, her, among Destroyers?
Has there been a destroyer Chan yet?
bouncy floofs
Also jean fart got bigger
I'll open rest later
I really want this one
And theres a full art version of the richielu I got

@rose spire daily dose of lion (disturbing you instead since I'm sure Vi is mad at me for spamming her with 200 reels)
fast approaching 4000 lamps


which ror2 item would this be 
sentient meat hook?
a cat is fine too
!!!!

stacked cat
Ror2 as in risk of rain?

hagmaxxing
Very
Bruh why are there so many shiny cards in this booster
Also roon alert warnign


Wish Roon got updated default art, even if as a skin
Her uniform is so good, what a waste
❌
❌
dog titties
No like seriously my ears are blessed.
What I have heard has absolutely made me happi.
yes
i recently found out about the universe of top-caption gifs where the caption is a ror2 item perfectly described by the gif, and i love them

Good game tho
I got my first S rank in AC7, also after I switched away from the third person camera I can actually hit stuff with guns and see things more easily, crazy
very much so
i should buy alloyed collective
Nice
did a ground attack mission with the A-10, got a B rank, same mission with F-35C? easy A rank
even in ace combat the A-10 is bad
Fishbed
So it's mig21
give me boobs
no
then I will provide the boobs
Mood very down
I love her but she is such a drama queen
Huggies
NO
although giving akashi and only akashi a feature that shallow would be very funny
Cursed account fr

MAOMAO!!!!!

banned
Ur banned
Hmm good...just relaxing ourselves

woah- what- HELLP 😭
What’s wrong with yuri twin?
peak
Your daily reminder to manipulate the Anchorage
why
truth
Also yes, same EN VA as Furina I think
Good pookie good h-hmmm!~~♡
U-Uhmm Haii :3 ~~¿?

I saw that on Twitter lol
the urge to draw albacore driving a toreador to bomb taihou
Taihou and the humble Albacore
I've seen some of those spicy art
i have this one its so peam
where can i find that kind of art tho
Pixiv ofc
ig so
but like i specifically need that
G-Gaijin my pookie let me have a break!~~
Give me a b-brea-aak! Pookie!~~
can you calm down friend
evil and intimidating horse
Hmmphf!~ its just gaijin really wants my wallet!~
why is chat cringe
Miku what games have you been playing?

anyway, back to patriotism with uma
Do you meant me?~ If yah im sowwy i didnt know~👉👈
i got all the ships in 60 rolls
it says right there what she's been playing 
yeah
damn bro
legit think its you and you only
can i just borrow your luck next time
i got the UR in 29 rolls
Im sowwy pookie😢👉👈
watch as i need to hit pity in the next banner (i alr own soyuz)
ho
welp, i just got kavkaz
congrats bro
i do like how russian replaces some u's with v's
Kavkazia sounds cooler than Caucasia
Very fortunate of you pookie~~~
I am in Thunderbird
Your not one of those femboys are you

Nah
This looks like the type of energy drink i would find at a shopette that was made by some retired army Ranger 
and I still wouldn't drink it
AL.exe has stopped working
all I hear is Akagi chuckling as the fabric of reality unravels
It tasted American
I sharted
20 megatons of shart
That an actual nuke crater? 
is this somewhere in the west coast
THE crater










