#al-general
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This view sure is amazing
thats dangerous
it's just a raondom civillan

omega plot twist
those ropes on crotch looks painful, but well......
I didn’t even notice
Now I don’t feel good
That’s uncomfortable asf
L2D pull up
volgers please give me your accounts
how

I need volga
Also bruh my exercise attack fleet sure is underwhelming
I forgor I had her
tbh, that's looks free-real-estate
Lesbian doing lesbian things why you shocked
1lb laffey 2 and 2lb kronk 
Nvm i understand


what are you cooking parfacy
Mornin' guys
Got lucky on Kronshtadt banner got 2 of her with free tickets
I exchanged kronshtadt from permanent
Tbh I forgot why I even use her when I don't have a proper team for NP ships
Glad to be back in this game
At least she can do a lot of damage on her own
do you have scamcat mother
i used her becuase "the cow-girl-skin fleet"
Nah went for Kearsarge
Something I can actually use
Is Moskva really a worth ship to pull?
Do you not have soyuz
Yes
Yes
Skipped her

I don't get the hype around Soyuz tbh
BRUH
The Sovestky?
SHE'S LITERALLY GOOD IF YOU PAIR HER WITH THE GREEN CAT
And add moskva and it's even better
kronk wife
Lol
Listen man I skipped her and got Rumey + Lion
My❤🌹
Bad banner timing
Props to you I guess
Damn
She supplied arms illegally
To people of bad tadte
Hmm
are you stupid 
I forgor vro💔🥀
I don't trust a scammer

Anyways Lion is a million times better than Soyuz so I don't feel bad for skipping her
Hol up, shi my battery is dying
Rumey has niche vs light-armor, in which next-meta-boss (RegensM) gonna be
She works like a dream after I pair her with nakhimov
Well lion is just
lion

Lion is a must have
Too good at her job that the game starts to become boring so I switched her with Repulse for chapter 13
Apart from Belfast lion made me a hms lover
😭😭😭 ship so good you have to cripple yourself
Devonshire.....
Well the point of azur lane is to become boring though
Boss health bar
Wdym cripple myself my Repulse is literally doing almost as much damage as my lion 😭
true, AL is an excellent side-game
eyes red like the blood she desires
but for now we just cuddle
Did you lace her with UR gear
🤍
No wonder why
I have a whole fleet revolving around her
AL is an excellent main game
Wrong
i guess both can be right
It's that one game you run in the background to auto farm while playing Dark souls
repulse and renown meta have been things for quite a while? they run a mirror sea in her majesty's name
Kinda like Arknights
AL is a very good side game usually preferred with 3d games like genshin/HSR/ak-ef/zzz
Dark souls mentioned
It's like a side dish for the main course
more like when I'm watching lecture recordings 
despite i call AL side-game, i have more game-hours in AL than all other gachas i played combined
bru h
AL is my second most screentime game somehow ;-;
Are you planning on skipping the rerun too
If I don't get her within 30 pulls then nah
Skipping her
tbf, i sometimes leaved AL opened despite doing nothing
Depends, if you have rerun luck you will get her within first 10 pulls, if you don't, then you're better off skipping it
i just come to say.. watashi no 1
and sandy cult is real

I've played FGO since global release and the fact my AL has almost the same amount of screen time when I only started at 2023 is insane

You can check your hours on Azur lane?
......
on phone, android, can be
Wait how
Literally in the settings
hey yall
Go to battery
On phone you can only check weekly time
What
Screen time
i use Samsung, samsung gaming app has such statistic check
I mean my all time hours
Well you can't check all hours on phone
You can go to Playstore they added a new feature to check
This thing
Samsung thing

IT'S PLAYSTORE
Not on iphones
Not on iPhone gng
Especially
You are given two choices, and you cannot choose neither: mesugaki lane or futa lane
By a mile
Samsung S26
Ew iphone


Orb
Closed-source bluepill mobile user
bar
Why her arms built like a stick what are these proportion issues
GG
Orbs uh oh
Open source is for sweaty nerds




User of the phone that had the same design for 4 to 5 years
chubby hipper
my old phone racked AL-hours up to 10k hours
I literally don’t care as long as this shi still works
Familiarity is superior to constant change
people who use 😭 want a big tiddy girl to call them a good boy
If only that fat was on the upper side
what a bunch of weirdos 😭😭😭
says who 
Man you're the one hella weird for mentioning that
😢😢😢
the normal kind of 😭 or the ark royal kind?
my mom still keep and use my old phone since 2017 as her secondary
Imagine 2017
Imagine 2019
i still keep my old phone since 2020 as my secondary
My lil sis is seriously asking me for a new laptop when I gave her my old one like bitch get a job :/
Its been so long
"chubby" and it's just big tits
Whats the specs
nopers
Never checked ;-;
You should throw your lil sis in the oven
Lil sis bread
Takes care of the issue
Fitting punishment considering she steals my food from the fridge every time
Plus you get a meal out of it
Is this the azur promilia they talk about
I saw an Enterprise version;-;
there's also a tiny bit of pudge on her tummy, which counts as "chubby" for weebs who haven't gone outside in too long
me when fei yuen got chubby this year
When I think of Azur lane chubby girl Kazan always comes to mind ;-;
even Cowpen is very chubby
Jean Blocks
she's not even chubby she's a pawg
I shouldn't have tore off the skin on my foot
people say bready from nikke is chubby
pawg....ugh...fine
You what now?
Label maybe, idk
I skinned myself for fun
???
Bit questionable but alr to each their own ig
masochist
Sadist
How are you alive then?
I always do and I like the taste of skin 
Had to make a bandage out of a towel because I'm stuck in Arizona on Route 66,lel
100 pulls on event banner and about 800 on standard banner and yet Emden never came why game just why

Breasts
He summoned me to adapt his pain
I somehow got emden one day
Route 66 is real
Same
why u go there
I just want my Emden 😭
Oh, no way you're real
Las Vegas
YOU JUST LIKE ME FR!!!!!!!!! 😢😢😢
I thought you're supposed to kill your summoner
😭😭😭 idk about you
Route 66 isn't even all highway
That's why Im in my way to his home
Wish me luck fellas
death valley
Weirdo
Taihou has the most amount of art in the green background website
I went to a Confederate town
But he's outside tho
I felt at home
yay
When I grew up in California, we'd use a street that was the historic route 66
I am not home
I am in a different continent
Glad to heard
I did...
*teleports
sadge
Imagine being on a different continent
Why not wait for wishing well
skill issue
I am in bed with a man
I got emden
fucking clock -1hr
I want Emden now
honse
I saw donkeys today
Wild ones
did u hit them?
That's not your almond eye though
Why do humans have the urge to slap a donkey's ass
I got three S in one of my inspirations with almond eye
Screenshot or didn't happen
Aight I'mma go play some mlbb and come back here after I'm done raging from garbage teammates
- it funny
- it makes equines go "oh shit!" and bolt off. sprinting is useful in some situations, like chasing something or in the final stretch of a race
Nor yours
No, but I do have almond eye
Likewise
keep gambling 
Mb gng I stole your luck and got UR within 20 pulls
I’m
About to whale
I recorded one of my races today
I record her doing umapyoi with me

don't buy cubes
12-4
Oh right
I don't fw the idol part of uma
That's the only part i don't like
I love idol, but not everything needs to have it added in
Are you? The Cygames composer seems to be cooking too many insane songs tho
I prefer the race soundtracks
The Breeders' Cup race ost is great
As is the paddock music
I spent a selector ticket on ntr
but then I realized I should have gotten loves only you with it
So now I'm sad
And they proceed to add everything
I grew up by and personally have been in the Santa Anita Park
I've even run out of the gates

are you allowed to?
I haven't bought one of these skins
How much if I buy only the skin?
I also have mail too of oil
Derby Day 5k
Btw is the lucky bag 30usd package a good buy value wise or no?
did u guys use the discount skin thing?
Generally double gems are better
If you don’t got no double gems then sure.
I still have double gems atm, I just bought the monthly pass tho that was 7usd

If you don't have double gems anymore yes
And if you win the skin you want definitely

I never buy a lucky bag, not even once
My gacha experience is already ass, I'm not gonna gamble my money for a skin
Cowardy L take imo, but it is what it is


Nuh uh...
Soon
I Can't imagine 1% health i can survive
guys hear em out: Yostar and Manjuu saved Roon, in WoW (which was the first game KMS Roon was in) she was seen as a bad ship, and then when Yostar made there Roon, we are given our loving murderous psychopathic ship thats one of the strongest ships (with the exception of Satoru Goj- I mean Enterprise of course)
that's the case with lots of PR girls isn't it -w-
can Roon beat a full 20 fingers Ryomen Sukuna though?
like KeaKea's a meme in WoWS, but whee if I could say anything bad about KeaKea in AL
I couldn't
KeaKea's peak
we love our PR ships
Interesting birb
✨ Laffey ✨ 
why is oreo pink?
Just 4 more bulins and I'm finally fully caught up (until a new skin releases). 7x 200 aff/125. Maybe I'll go for all 3m xp next
where is shinano
Haii :3
Pookie how did you get a lot of shinanos?😖
Pull a lot
Ultra rare exchange, mostly. I own every UR at MLB and stay up to date with new releases, but the Shinano copies mostly come from 400 point exchanges over time
And I don't actually pull much outside UR banners, only my daily 1 light pull. I'll spend a bit on the odd banner that I like the chars on, though
Oh~~
I hope i get atleast one shinano🙏😖
In the pull wish me luck pookies👉👈
Just play the game and you’ll be able to pity for her bruv
Just comes with time. Probably worth to pull heavy/special if you're a new player for that 1.2% UR chance
Even if that's only like a what, 1/8 for it to be Shinano atp
Don’t we have that fucking newbie letter that just GIVES Shinano or NJ?

Oh yeah, true
Thats what im doing but eventually i may get that shipgirl
You can get a free Shinano copy by doing the noob missions
I still did not finish handbook
Though as much as I love her, NJ is 1000000% the better pick for a new account
Ayye u also in amagi server?
I only found out like 2 days ago that they added a set of missions for PR7 and that they don't automatically accept
Same i played al for 4 years and didnt even finished handbook
Bruh
Larper
Mega zzz
Azur Larp is upon us
I have 3 ur i think i cant find them in my dock i have like more than 100 ships
I mean just cause they started 4 years ago doesn't mean they've been actively playing since then, but I digress
Bro has 13% of the AL cast
With me
No i didnt say i meant i really wanted shinano
#amagi-general there
Oh
Trust
Alr bet lemme see
My friends list is a graveyard
(It’s all Essex)

You lied to me kelp
I feel bad for you~
I’m not forgiving you kelp
I forgot this was even a feature
Real, it's so useless on AL hahaha
Ikr
Don't, friends on AL genuinely do nothing
Oops
Why did they change it
Yah same goes for war thunder
I also own 3 Unzens and 3 Musashis. I guess I just have a type
The realist in me says it'll just be 3 weeks of daily pulls
But I'm so annoyed that I almost want to spend 20 cubes just to clear it
reminder that rent a gf has actual human beings who genuinely think it's a peak show

Yesh your average alo mem thinks so
I'll probably just forget I even have to do them and disregard them for a year
I feel jealous (im sorry my pookie~~) i only got 3 ur and i really want shinano so badly
Focus on the handbook then, that's a guaranteed Shinano at the end of it all
Speaking of the impossible
Or whatever the new player catch-up track is called
Daily batman wisdom
Im stuck on stage 4 but im progressing slowly maybe eventually i may get it~~~~
Yee it's a marathon, not a sprint. Can't really bruteforce AL unless you're an oil sheikh
buying oil with oil money 
How to send this to cn peepole

Probably
@pale cove
Pookies i need gameplay help now i got pounded really hard by a bmpt in my back side😖
Oh this is not the right server
by a what 
is this about war thunder?
Sorry my bad pookie i meant to text in my squad serverand yes its war thunder

I hope you didnt find that weird😖

Best way is to always keep one ear open
Those dumb bmp‘s always rush around the side
It happened to me a few times too
If you find a good spot make sure you can see every way to that spot
Yah im probably bad at the game~~
Like im using the polish leopard which has the most armoured turret ingame and then i got penetrated deeply in my hole~~
My mantlet hole is weak and i have no depression on my back~~
U playing top tier ?
In that case you just need to keep moving ig
The leopards have good traverse so if you see them fast enough wont be a problem
Yah im in top tier bmpts in here are pounding me joyfully its really hard😖
Understandable
My kd ratio dropped from 1.7 to .87 after reaching 8.0
Ouf
ngl why so i feel like Z52 is the type to hop on an oppressor mk1 and start griefing
rent a gf is very peak if you're rich
💸
You can rent her for as long as an actual relationship lasts
For what? 4 to 5 years?
Well it absolutely depends on the girl who you're renting

reminds me of the anime
Well I am somewhat talking about it
ngl with how much this guy is renting to drag out to this amount of chapter he would actually be a legit millionaire

So Z52 would be a normal GTA online player
that wouldve been using the mk2 or raiju
He maybe is
or toreador
someone alr calculated its like a few billion yen
very "cute" gear
man i only have AA and the main gun on her rn

at the same time shes leveling up her skill so
ngl maybe i should tryna draw z52 roof surfing with the mk1
the problem is that unlike a regular relationship, the girl is only doing it for the money
affection, if it ever occurs, usually just feels fake
the driving power in such cases isnt love, but greed
Nothing matters if you get intimacy
its intimacy that isnt geniune
nor will she consent to everything either
No consent? More money 💰
there is this thing called international law
that prevents this kind of stuff
Not like she would disclose herself being bribed since she got a shit ton of money
transactional records:
And how would they record it
do you know what a bank does
the middle east way

Even if the bank track this kind of money how would they even connect that the money was used for this purpose
but either way, its beside what actually matters
Same question
Not like, again, the girl would disclose that she was paid this much money for consent
If all she cares about is money
The third world way
a relationship that is only supported by money isnt geniune
theres nothing truly romantic or intimate, its merely monetary greed
Well fuck do you expect if you even rent a gf in the first place
which is basically why the protagonist in that anime wont ever achieve anything
it's "rent" for reasons
It's like every single product
Or subscription
It's not like if you use a subscription long enough it will eventually be free
youre out here defending this 
Well it's a great fucking deal if you want intimacy at a price 
But it only exists in japan
Thankfully
And it isn't spread to other countries because they're actually mature and they have common sense
if you want disingenuous intimacy, sure
👍 you get what you pay for
what 200 years of isolation does to a country
appreciate the siren hate though 👍
also remember that time the United Nations accused Japan of cultural negligence when Japan featured lolis in an international expo
I wasn't there but this is interesting
plap plap plap
OMG HARBIN MY BELOVED
Zhu harbin
Pookies i have been thinking~~~
that's dangerous...
Am i a good person?
I don't know you very well, but you seem cool

Every pookie you make makes you .1% more evil
Nobody knows you personally
Ask this question in a more personal space next time okay? 
Harbin dez
Loud chirp
@mental swift @meager haven @mental swift Sorry my bad i posted in wrong server i forgot i got kicked out🙁
I guess you were too late
You know what time it is?
It Harbin Time!
Its the middle of the night my head is uhh idk
what followed was a discussion on wheter or not loli content in anime for overseas (i.e. outside Japan) should be banned
you should get some sleep
Okay
No comment on this really
Goodnight pookies baii :3
sad that the UN didnt go through with it
would've been so funny if it had
I meant on the pic

So they didn't approve it?
9 mins til new day
manjuu doesn't even appreciate the ship of their own regions smh smh 😔
No new harbin skins for an entire year
Or two
Even
SOON 
Wife indeed
fei yuen
Why did Spotify deadass skip a song and have that next song playing halfway through
in may it will be 2 years
Dumbass people on twitter
not people
grok pingers are not people
ping tb instead 
First mistake was going to Twitter. Second mistake was expecting anything worth more than a pile of rocks
🙏 
It's an abusive relationship
I'm definitely not ok but i love it anyway
i only use twitter for either art or azur updates
never bother checking any replies or discussion unless neccesary
best way to use twitter tbh
and i jst noticed the green regensburg can we have blue regensburg yet
so i can name all of them ReGensBurg
i mostly use twitter for memes
IM IN THE META ZONE
ok
Great thing I had the fucking seal beforehand
Wait where could you even get the seal I forgor

Big Assets 
Alsace built like a Roblox model in that art.
is Alsace an android 
Yes
@grok is this true
so she can sideload 🤔
clanker
Now, the next demand would be nun in bikinis 
God the more I look at that art the more I hate the proportioning.
Well clankers are androids too
Close your eyes then
Frfr
Lousy ass mods again huh
lousy is when you literally posted an image spelling out "raped to death"
Huh
It was directed at me
it doesn't matter
remember that alsace concept that gave her dress actual cups
Kinda does
no it does not lmao
What if I just took Alsace away from you?
Ahh yes, another reason to remove image perms on #al-general 
Soyuz soon


Did Soyuz event have gear?
think about lion
What about lion?
Just think about her
Yes
Why would Bismarck Biggest Fan think of any other girl than Bismarck
This
Okk!!!
First thing I see when opening up alo gen
You know me well
Hermmm
Bismarck will whoop your ass if she finds out
She’d just be sad
Why
I doubt it would just end on being sad
Nah it would
Why would Bismarck beat me up for looking at her
Not that I mind
But why
I mean for looking at Lion xD
she might give u a turkey too
Super cute
Oh nah Bismarck would never
I have this saved but ima save it again
I need more of those Bismarck pics
Alr guys I’ll be back act responsible
Daz a weird turkey leg
yo do you have this
No
it's Zuikaku's
Mmmmm
time to "repair" her module
just put on her mask


average strinova player

its called drawing it urself
idk they usually go by title 'head empty. no thoughts'
i think its called goofy ahh big head on pixiv
Thought so but too hard
Understandable
or trace it 
zio is lion-less
i am alsace-less
both have the same problem but one has an earlier solution
🙏🙏🙏 me when I ultimately lied about having lion
I actually completely missed the event
lion chat tiem
cute
Shh
you sound like that indian guy
How many total points do you have right now
1,2k, 8k paid for gangut META
Ah
that
If you don't get her crystals already
oh ok
Rush D3
Bait:
San Diego II UR.
Saratoga/Lexinton II UR.
Yamato new ship
🐧🐧🐧
Enty retrofit still needed
alr got everything i want the chips and PR blueprints
akashi retrofit
noice
lexington II already exist
im at abt 30k event points rn??
grind to 30k if possible free ur bulin is free ur bulin
I have a feeling that Lin Shuyin tell the devs to keep stretching the game and give Yamato far away later
tbh balancing yamato is gonna be a pain
i mean a literal retrofit of bismarck got creeped by lion
hard creep, not even creep
which kind of say a lot in game balance
:v
the 😭 material
but yamato CANT be a smol one
musashi and shinano already set way too strong expectations
the idea of sandy 2 retrofit is just kind of like idk very obsolete
til this day sandy is still one hell of a meta ship esp for a more plug n play/clueless build

also i have a really aggressive urge to see a drawing of z52 drive the oppressor mk1
i better do it
and laffy2 on oppressor mk2 griefing sirens
I been summoned

too sleepy she's the vip in nightclub
albacore toreadored taihou on a mk2
ironically that would be smth she will actually do

they gonna pull nagato card on yamato, I am betting
Yamato gonna be 😭 material foxy
jk
Iowa least likely since American™ but yeah
💔
MY WIFE
they tired that on anson and look how it ended
then it will just go against what musashi and shinano been setting up
ouch
yea
well they shouldn't have made anson look dumb 
hmmmm
Then my other bet is like...
she is going to outsize Kashino in booba area
I mean Kashino bring the gun of Yamato, so eh
kron would be the good range
and kashino already been sizecrept by cowpens no?
ngl expecting taihou next skin to also outsize both of them cuz its taihou
debatable, although most would still crowned Kashino
few mintues later we'll get a text from marcel - "hey boss, a little girl with bunny ears slept in your office. I suggest you drop her home."
this gonna be yamato 
Heresy , not giant boobi gal ?
whoa
the ghost of the past
yea
Fake. Not big booba enough
according to that booba-tierlist*
Yamato gonna outsize her
ye
cuz shes the OG
not really, Yamato may be same size as Musashi at worst
"Anson" will return as HMS Sunfish watch
has to be cuz else the amount of backlash
gonna go insane
kashino not even hat big 
use skins for references
nimi beeeeg 
tbh i feel like eugen can get away with her bunny skin more than suzuya
only cuz eugen have multiple skin each slightly increasing in size
Lolibaba gyaru mesugaki Yamato
while suzuya just go from like D to H or smth
on her nurse. that is
yeah
nice and beeeg
im talking abt that
much to Noshiro's dismay
big fat nursing tools
like im not against that skin hell i love the pose n design but it just... out of place

eugen got extra fat too
also i have seen some folks talking abt how takao latest skin buffed her size but in reality nothing really changed
not rlly, her skin did gradually make it bigger
Unfortunately 2, 4, and 6 aren’t on gamepass.
Hood set a precedent that we never recovered from.
Curse you Hood
I mean love you bb
Hello
Goodbye
cleveland's sisters are also growing bigger
Mont on my plier



Hi chat
Hashtag random amirite
their true desires are leaking out
Hi

Suprise there is lion
lion can hunt me down 
LION SPOTTED LION

IM GONNA LET IT ALL OUT
Nani?
I swear to God, Holy Spirit, myself and the red laser dot on my forehead that I shall never use the plural personal pronoun on no single individual



Use the royal “We”
clank
wait PUT THOSE EARS BACK
that was the sound when the hybrid was created (cv crashing into bb) 
Why i hear machine crash did someone clank it?
i have a gif freddy clankin aint sending it

That reason Freddy fazbear Jumpscare
also the sound that was heard when Glowworm flattened Hipper
wow got a spare moskva
finally got her maxed
good cat
Good car
Ora, Good Car
Nakh and Implac whos better
lemme check that
thats for 1st person
Wewe
day 271 waiting for orthodox nun
Hot
nak needs moskva or soyuz for freeze to work
I might summon bluebird with this
but im pretty sure nak damage is much better
Yes…yes I did….
add me some armpit sweat pls
Oath skin this year
Trust me
I believe in it
I just know
🙏
oof you need to ask infernal about that. opened a shop with that stuff bottled up (i bet) 

You have my thankies... Take this lion as a token of gratitude
good cat
LION SPOTTED LION

HEHE TY
counter !
Counter worked
Stealing this
Maybe it’s just Copium










