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Was that really necessary
Bradar what
Mod services ahh
Free money

yes she just like u old and slim
Thats a girl?
The shit barbosa does on his second account
guys u can use your gpu to be a fake girl
Jk
1 hours Pfp matching for 49$

Bet
who
I wish i had second

The one u pinged
Barbosa crazy
You dummy
YO BRO th oop gonna get your ass now
Jj

yes I'm stupid
This is AI using 10gb of vram
Whatchu gonna do


Spank yo ass cmere
Should i start the business? Jk
I have catfish many dudes and give pdfs and give me cash
yes
Mommy's Punishment fr
Is that worse than nitro scam?
DM
🩴

Very smart business
Flight mode
Slipper of Destruction

Thats not mommy mode
Angry mommy mode
Asian mode more like
Angry granny mode
Tank the hit
Ye
no joke I think you might be pay for sex for that price
my mom used this on me so im a good person
Absolutely yeah
40k for one message before sleep
Bruuuuuuuuh
That's overpriced
Bradar
Okay 
bradar what is this
Bradar Make it 20$
Bradar am poor asf
Same
fuckass Spotify ads
Make it cheaper, something around 10$
I wanna grind al while listing to smrh
Bruh
Where is the boobs at
Idk
At my basement
Ooooooo
sir you re the french boob collector tho
oh yes
Th fuck I have to do with this
Bobbies
thighs-booba

#off-topic just saying
thats azur lane
That's a big sacrifice

huh?
yes
Not u.
imma touch u
When Richelieu gameplay mommy
who
Imma grind her first
Haven't seen update where Galbrena from WuWa joined Azur Lane
it was a collab you missed it
o rly

🥀
unsurprisingly
Average day on discord
time to move to team speak ;D
pisscord*
oh naw it this gæ person again
Pisscord won’t do Shi
Mb almost forgot
discord ceo gave 1k dolars to charity hes epic
Sharing fun facts you said💔
Floppa!
flooffer
Alr guys predictions for PR9?
Mommy Kremlin!
At least one German paper ship
Actually, why not the corvette Hiddensee? She was scrapped back in October 2023, she was part of Battleship Cove
I was more thinking Schlieffen but that could work
And don’t forget the ship that needs 2 faction tech points
Hiddensee needs Eagle and Iron tech points. German-built ship under American operation
It’s most likely a battleship tbh
Or wtv Hindenburg aviation is
Seattle and Anchorage are cruisers
And one of the earlier Sakura PRs was a destroyer
Yes
Hmm I swear they barely put destroyers in the PR tho
I might need to recheck
Very interesting topic
Kitakaze
Hmm maybe I’m wrong then
Felix is also on PR6
Just let me watch TikTok in peace💔
What are you watching
Uhhh videos
Be more specific
Very interesting
There's a lot you can learn from those
Yes like watching somebody complain about scream 7
And even memes that teach you valuable life lessons
Haven’t come across one of those before
feet
chang wu's l2d skin is really good
especially that scene where she undresses and you can massage her
I just know
yes
mommy
. . .
Crazy.
BOOBS
God damn it this is way too much for me!-
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
Tell me I can get that skin for free.
It also leaves a faint red mark
yes
Not true give proof
Yes
Please show me proof in DM's or something-
Proof in DM's?-
Just to keep things safe-

aight lemme get a screenshot
Tank you.
Are you smart
Are we taking grades into consideration?
Noooooo

Yes, plus your problem solving, adaptability, and creativity
Then probably no….
I can dm though
Damn that's sad
It almost reveals her bare butt
Sure then
It’s fine tho…right?
I'm very smart and I'm going to brag about it 
I have seen the picture..
Yeah
gyatt
My eyes have been blessed by the full picture.
What if I told you I don’t understand this for Shi
yeah but the cloth is see through so

My eyes have been blessed by such a nice picture.
We ARE blessed
The dunning krueger effect?
whats the point wearing them if you can live without them

Dummy cougars effects
Yeah what’s that
dommy cougar effect
#BoobaLiberationMovement
To put it simply, it has 3 parts to it
You know little, you think you know everything
You know a bit, you realize there's a lot to learn and you think you know nothing
You're smart and you know you're smart
Idiots are more confident than people that are actually competent
Sounds like jackass reference
Mogador propaganda 
Ew
I don't know what propaganda but i'm in
Well uhhhhhhh what an effect it has

Mogdoordash
Mogador mogs your favourite verse
Very smart of you to infer that
Imagine if Mogador knew how to lockpick. SKK wouldn't be safe at all
Just pour some soap infront of your door
Ig I have smart moments
but for sure she would ask for consent before, right? Right?
She does
For sure
She’ll be annoying about it
She is good girl and she wouldn't violate privacy of SKK right?
Yes she would
Would mogador annoy you while you’re playing Elden ring
Yes
No
She’d even turn off the console
What why?
Yeah
Imagine her sneaking behind you and with very sweaty voice saying "Shiiii kiiii kaaaaaaan" when you are at last 10% of the boss
Some people are saying that FDG is 5'8 but some say she's 6'4-
Mhm understandable
Boi I know you lying about this shi.-
my PC sounds like a jet engine starting on rn
The boss could be last hit and then she turns the power off
2.3 METERS

Holy shit
Fdg is the tallest shipgirl
7 feet?
and you hear her laughter in dark and... it's getting closer
I’m only 5,5/165cm tall
i am 179cm..
i need fred and the yamatos to be Fucking Huge
Can’t play games in peace when she’s around💔
I doubt that you could do anything at all if she is around
Very tall I think
i feel average
I think dish said Musashi is 6,4
Yeah I said she’s 4’8 bro tf
from what i know she isn't. It is just power fantasy of those who want to be dominated by Her ;D
Couldn’t escape even if you wanted to💔
Me too
for example...hornet and yorktown in AL along with enterprise are 175cm tall
You're short and since you're a guy, I can make fun of you for that

so i am taaller than most girls in AL
Damn that's tall
YEAHHHH
Most of them are taller than me
YORKTOWN IS TALLER THAN ME YEAHHHH
Booooyyaaa and you are melting
Wow, thank you for that.
As if I don’t get made fun of for being short already💔
like... are you above 18? since...you may still grow...
Even though I'm shorter than you, I can make fun of you for being below average since I myself am average

newest skin makes it even worse, because she hold you on the leash. Mommy drinked to much and she is going wild
Not yet
alright cool... i still have 1 year for being 18 too... so i may hit 181cm mark
Well maybe I like being 165cm tall
Oh then I can't make fun of you
Maybe I still can
That tall is crazy
"Damn it's such a shame you're not shorter"
Oh yay
Oh…

its average where i live..
Yeah I know right
What the hell
What is the average height for you
i have seen peole who are taller than me constantly here
178cm for males
I'll brb in 20 mins, I'm going to eat
you 100% in the west right?
there is advantage in being shorter, wider range of girls that are taller = more mommies
asia
huh
where i live....people are pretty tall here
a bit suprise ngl
even my mom is like 175cm
I am back after less than 20 mins
I'm shorter than you and that's a shame
Me who's 5'3:
holy.
please don't start today omfg
Yeah me too just not 6 foot
175cm which I’m not close too
Yes exactly
Yes
Why
You could have been shorter than me
Sadly I’m not
I know a guy that's 4'9
Such a shame
No hope ngl
I know right
No hope for what
No hope in getting taller
Yes
no hope in getting lion also
kids around here who are 17 are lik 6 ft here...
I'm 5'9 or 5'10...am I short?
Hms Lion
You're really tall
i am also almost 17 but just short of 6ft
they drink way too much milk
I'm also like 15 btw.-
So idk if that's gud for my height.-
no ?
17 year olds here are like 5'5-6
5'10 at 15 is fine
5'10 at 15 is really tall
Here where I live at least
But what if I'm actually not 15 but turning 15 this year?
im 17 and a bit over 6'1
Ban this kid
Death
our point still stands
this is 18+ server
It should be ngl
are we deadass?
Isnt it supposed to be "family friendly"?
we actually are....
they should've made it that a while ago
Frfr
Wow….thank you…..
i am gonna run unreal engine.....
Game been too raunchy lately
So uh ya'll want me to leave?-
I usually just avoid talking here when I see a degenerate discussion
No, please stay
You're very cool and chill and fun
Okay…
this server is way more tame and friendly than most discord servers.....
WHAT.
wow
?? We shouldn't be saying that to a 14 year old
I'm 14 too
idgaf
literally somehow
I'm a 14 year old boy 😭
Just because you’re 17 doesn’t excuse that, little Timmy.
thats it kevin
I'm just a normal 14 year old American-Filipino boy.-
oh hey dave...
You're 25 days older than me
I must match the energy
GUH.
Also from your Bio...
Are you actually Filipino?
Can you come back and tell the kid who just called the 14yro “breedable” to f off
Ano sa tingin mo, di ba halata?
enderman where art thou
Marami palang Filipino d2
where tf tid i miss that
Alright I'm sorry for that
This kid deleted it alr
I'm 14 too though, so I assumed it was fine
I'm very sorry but I don't speak Filipino as much 😭
Oh
i am actuallly gonna Run UE
I thought you said you were 17 yesterday
no i dont think it's ever fine tbh
When tf did I say that
I barely speak Filipino bwah.
Well ig I'm sorry for that
But it nice seeing another Filipino.
I rarely see any nowadays aside from my parents.
Well i am here
Alright
Wuh.
yeaaaah
Player lore
That sounds a bit ominous
What's going to happen to me
im genuinely wondering whether i should be forgiving right now
Ask the guy that I told it to
meep
Hmm weird a lot of Pinoy seems to be active today
Early happy birthday
im pretty sure that the 2nd largest nationality in this server is pinoy
bro think he long tan and handsome 😔 🥀
Nice. Happy birthday.
isn't it daytime in philippines rn
thank you
Nice fish
Damn that's a lot of femboys
thank you too
No it's night
when tf i say that?
.
😭
Thanks her names albacore
Im literally nothing 😭
Damn
and its sad to admit it :c
Had a beta fish named Gordy.
I had a betta fish named Petropavlovsk
........sus
daytime enough
🌥️
damn wish i was that handsome..
but nah
im ugly
+10 damage
What’s going on here?😭
Solid name ngl
Let’s see the mogador chats
she sent a sticker called "so hot..."
She should probably stand next to a fan then if she's so hot
How strange they all seem to have "ventilation issues"
Ofc she would I’m not surprised
@ivory bridge me bored. Idk wat to do.
my PC seems to be running UE wel.....without GPU
fleetchat displays stickers in brackets. i think player chat does too?
Can you help me find out wat to do?
Well apparently not
Me bored.
Talk about something very interesting
Play Elden ring
buh..
Night reign
Mogador just lying for fun okay me too
I wonder why
What branch of science do you like?
No just Elden ring
Poor
Nightreign is good but Elden ring is Elden ring ofc
Huh….
I am no science man.
But I am a damn military person and I'm proud of it.
What kind of military shit do you like
I'm just thinking of Ado shrimp rn
Because I like a lot too
Navy and Air Force.
Mostly Navy.
The music artist?
Oui
She became a shrimp?
Oui
Didn't she do a face reveal
Ado shrimp is peak
I haven't listened to her since 2020
i dont think it was explicitly confirmed if it was her face
I remember her saying she would
but that is what people were saying
Oh I just saw on here people talking about it
Oh cool

the shrimp pose was hilarious
I was in someone basement i need help
Honestly knew fuck all about Ado before I played P Sekai.
It was ADOrable
I have a pic of my kitten in the shrimp shape
btw they're gone
Nice
I kinda don't wanna hear it

shrimp?! There's a shrimp game!
Yeah
Is there actually an age limit enforced in the server
I have no clue.
i mean the age limit isnt so much the issue here
(obv we follow discord ToS)
we have banned people for admitting they're 11 year olds
Except most people don't even know what that is
How many shrimps do you have to eat
Before you make your skin turn pink
most people dont even read it including us
if you say you're 12 (or less), discord will descend on you like a ravenous vulture
omg
LHA6
Not LHA6 vro.-
I do cuz last time when I didn't read one on a game it just straight up spammed my phone with ads without even opening any apps it would just pop up like a virus
I knew a few people here who joked about being 12 and woke up the next day to their account being gone
oh yeah....discord's AI watches our chats now
same with twitch btw
.
...
and thats why you stay upto date on internet
Ur over the required age don't worry
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Doubt they can understand my very Brainrot dms
have you seen that clip of a guy starting a raffle with the entry sentence being "I am 12"? People just started getting banned automagically
I thought I could keep my DM's with my girlfriend private...
😭
Great now they see my very questionable messages
you got a girlfirend at your age?
that's why you use end to end encryption software when you want to have private chats over the internet
Mexican gal.
The messages in question: "how much milk can Shinano produce and is it drinkable"
Yeah true
my parents would kill me if i get one
Why?
Guh.
nah it's about poiltcs and
conservative family
perfer not to say
maybe they don't like mexicans
mods are watching
Ah lame
get a brazilian gal
Cute~~🥹
Oh dam
Sometimes I hate being 5'10 as a 14 year old because sometimes I can't fit in my Dad's car properly.
i once had a crush on a girl who was easily 178cm tall
You are taller than me💔💔💔
Way taller
I once had a crush on a girl who was like 6'2 or something.
But that’s fine I like being 5,5 feet tall
...you're 4 feet tall aren't you?
Fortunately not I don’t wanna be that small
wtf does your dad drive a kia soul
ok i dont like lamp posts...well balenced ones are fine
lol, readinga website and a notification pops up, I can now summarize the page with AI... oh yeah, my firefox updated, gotta use the kill switch 
saratoga is 153cm btw
Why am I only 12cm taller
Either I’m short or Azur lane girls are way too tall
Thank god he got a pick up truck recently.-
how tall is mamagi, with her extra long legs 
tall
Mamagi ❤️
Her oath is splendid, amazing, beautiful, gorgeous, perfect.
simply peak
you are as tall as cleveland

172cm
Well that’s cool…
I don’t know what to name amagi when I oath her
I know what Yorktown II name will be tho
Name her Mamagi.-
It’s a good name but want something else
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
How long can a ships name be?
No…
Maybe I’ll name Amagi god of war ragnarok
That's me thinking lol.
Oh😭
oh damn, forgor I had a gem comm, didn't see how many gems I got 
she looks taller due to stylized legs and those tails making vertical dominance
NOOO

You thought I was suggesting that to be a name?-
name her kanto
Finally
Beeger
named after the great kanato earthquake
i put bogatyr as assistant and realize how erotic her pose
her tiddies sideview just perfect
Bismarck Zwei is not H43
Bismarck is 8 feet tall...?
i knew she was crazy
boobatyr
How a robo having a bath
Alsace is 9 feet tall...?-
Bismarck zwei is Bismarck
imagine the view people get looking from below with their mortal height
Our children????
Alsace is confirmed to be a clanker.-
robo?
Then what other Bismarck is based on
iazur lane completely lost their radar 
Bismarck zwei is just bismarck
Kms Midmarck
So is Alsace a clanker?-
I doubt
"Emotion module" implies Alsace is 100% a clanker.-
Alsace is just speciol
Yes just like gascogne 
Then Hornet II is just Hornet
I only knew that kearsage and Kansas both are robot
Bismarck Zwei is Bismarck but with a big ass dragon
Well yea
And here I thought I'd like Alsace. Naur. Pass on her now.
that haku skin is good
fictional
Hornet II is Hornet CV12
data is the best clanker in history....so much so that he was given a statu of a life form
I feel like it is just her power fantasy, like Agir being some Sea Overlord or however she named herself
Ya sure?
Wut why? Because she's an android 
i want to visit that meusuem when USA finally calms its shit down
or Shinano talking about herself in 3rd person
Yesh.
Unless if Alsace doesn't know how to say emotions right, then ig her "Emotion module" is just referring to her emotions in general.
Pretty much. Alsace is the only one spewing stuff like this
Look at bluebird with the reactions i am not surprised
If that's the case then I won't consider her a clanker anymore.
Parfacy stop
She's barely moving there's no way them tits can sway that much
Ohh. So Alsace is sometimes soscially awkward?
In the Azur lane verse yes they can
angular momentum brotha
alsace isn't like the other clankers 
I guess it is just some sort of Chuuni fantasy xD
not to mention the inertia of that much fat
Yeah Alsace is peak
Oki now I no longer consider Alsace a clankah.
Made of 99.9% jelly
Otherwise I was gonna say it with hard K.

alsace isn't a clanker, she's a clanka
Not socially awkward... She's pretty confident and cool with others it's just lil flustered and shy with commander
Okay now Alsace is a clanKer.

I wonder if I can make AL characters work on the fields
It is never a “lil”
To the point she accidentally refers to her emotions as an emotion module?-
you wont believe when i say that melons are mostly fat just like the brain
Well yeah watermelons are pretty have ig
ALGERIEEEEE
I wanna send Alabama to work on the fields
horny algerie

other kind ..........
boobarie
algerie is waifu
I might be able to survive that kick
brotha...i got news for you
What news?
omg Uss prinz eugen
you are not the main character
This new trend shipwaifus in mogador's swimsuit 

You never know
puri chan
A 18,700-ton metal object swung at the speed of a kick (approximately
) would produce an average impact force of approximately
(2.8 billion Newtons), assuming a collision duration of
. To put it straight no
let me pull out my starship real quick
amen
the ship procedes to be.
Woah enty
Spagetified.
yorktown
oh look..its petrol pump
An unproven theory where if someone enters a blackhole becomes streached out
I heard theres some fresh high quality oil in @random tusk's closet
i got cooking oil? why do you need that
I entered a black hole and ended up in this universe 😱

Plot twist it was baby oil...
MURPHHHH
That's me
You know damn well I’m too dumb asf to understand this
how old are you...a 13 year old can know what that means...
Nvm I know what it means by now
I just barely read it
3,500 newtons is enough to cause serious damage to your neck now how does 2.8billion to your entire body sound
wonder if its possible for a vibrator.
That sounds survivable
You'll be reduced to atoms
Now that's just from the kick alone not accounting for when you hit the ground or a wall
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME 
You would be chopped in half
A DEATH WORTH FIGHTING FOR
Those damn cats are the most powerful being in the game
VAHALLA
as a with person with 2 cats bigger than chihuahua, i can confirm
His skull would fucking break and he would die on the spot
and eugen would be a murderer
not even break it would disintegrate
Shatter every bone in his body MMA style
Pulverized him to dust
What battleship is this?
Yeah the force would transfer to the whole body too if the spine doesn't break already
From the head
i think USS gerald R ford...but i am not sure..

It's an unnamed European destroyer isn't it
Hmm...
Enty.. 
It definitely is
Seems fine to me
Nope
Weird last time I recalled she was flat as a cutting board
lets send her to Risa
No she ain’t
Flat
Anyways it's just biscuit ain't it
Or the lonely bitch in the north
Biscuits? Who
Are you actually an AL player?
Wait ain't he reaching for the ass
500 missiles
Woah repulse 👍
im 5 10 at 16 and i am short in my country
bro you live in netherlands or what
germany
oh....
realization💀
no offense i wont say anything
the things i would do to get bigtago would curse my bloodline for 10 generations
Hello gang!
when bismarck rerun
Canonically, the ship girls would technically be taller then us 
most are below 175cm tall
Who is the tallest?
FDG at 191cm
i mean the regular bismarck i only have enterprise\
she's permanent
then biloxi at 180cm
am i taller than her or no
Tall Mommy 
5'10" is 179cm almost
and again and again until she appear
pray to Geryon
if i live in asia i would be praise
Or just play tbh, you will get them all unless they are collab unit
i am asian and we are almost same height
the pvp?
you see bigtago hug = peak
thats it

Since when they got boob jobs? 
i thought asians are short
can you even roll bismarck in the gacha anymore 
no, medal shop
yes the currency
East Asian are tall but bc they eat better
ohhhhhhhhhh
you might not
she is no longer in the gacha
Ender, send them to gph 
we get chocolate medals
ik they pulled some older girls from the gacha
anyways i am gonna go
so wait for her to appear in medal shop
bye
Me pulling Sandy all the time 
this realistic minecraft mods look like balls
watch her take so long to come back into the medal shop biszwei is already perma
the rainbow bismarck is the strongest on nazi ships?
well I wouldn't really call them that but
she's not anymore
i watch too much history
i think it's meck but bis is close
Medal shop and exchange.
No, Easily mecklenburg.
She gets way more damage then my Bismarck
no
either her or rumey
z52 if you count vanguards
Tho tbf I’m using mecky gun on mecky and mk6 on Bismarck but Mecky Would still slam
how did I forget about rumey
And Bismarck is oathed mecky is not
We all do
ritz
Awful
i NEED
new jersey is hot
Almost as hot as Seattle.
siren hug - crushed to dust
You deserve it

SeattleDumb
LION SPOTTED LION

I mean she is a clanker so that emotional module could be a body part of her... And based on her quotes it could be her heart lol
Yeah?
🤫 🧏♂️
I just played brainrot box fights with my little brother on Fortnite and I think I lost more brain cells than what I've lost from AL

Atago having a splash
Oh dear god why do I want to play dark souls 2 so bad
Why play Dark Souls 2
When you can play
Spyro
You could even play Asteroid.
That’s a souls-like
Papas pizzeria is harder than all souls game
Why play spyro and asteroid when I can play Elden ring or Dark souls 3
I'm not that old lil bro
You didn’t have a childhood if you aren’t experiencing back problems
2009 gang
Is this your coping way of saying you’re not old
Mayhaps
I knew it…
I am now a fake ai girl time to bait some pdfs
I must've had one hell of a childhood cause my back feels like I took it from someone's grandpa
Scoliosis
Yeah my back is very weird
Are u straight or curved
Zamn just brought up a middle school memory where I answered wavy to girls.
Idk how to check
I don't wanna prove myself wrong by checking
The closer to a shrimp the closer to perfection.
I might go on YouTube and type up “how to see if my back is straight or curved”
I like em curved
damn girl
Is that Queen marikas clothes?
Hmm alr then
All I see is 
Cool guy

I like slender looking wimens
I like boobs


outta perma
