al-general

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472215069512175769/20260207_175556.gif

[shrewd flame]

Uh w h a t

[stark fox]

Meh. It’s far from the worst Meta design we’ve had.
Makes me think of Acidic Glavenous

[shrewd flame]

.

[weak parrot]

remember kids: radiation is not green

[mental swift]

mog jumpscare

[valid wigeon]

It's invisible

[weak parrot]

yes

[teal girder]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HCIYIi7akAAgy_t?format=jpg&name=large

[pure dew]

I awake

[teal girder]

own regen booba

[weak parrot]

back to the grave with you

[valid wigeon]

After getting spanked by Richelieu?

[viral matrix]

people actually buy these?

[mental swift]

I wonder why no one bought this

[shrewd flame]

Meanwhile my microwave which is too stupid to consider that 1:80 is already 2:20 😭

[viral matrix]

arent those incredibly impractical 9/10 times

[pure dew]

Yes Mr Donald Trump

[teal girder]

assuming not instant sold out would be insane

[weak parrot]

i don't think usability matters here

[viral matrix]

i question the practicality of such a mouse pad

[teal girder]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-discord-show-me-pc-working-hard-gif-19517817

[torpid kettle]

huh meta already? guess the base one sucked 😮

[teal girder]

someone show him the mafia vid for practical use

[mental swift]

People buy this for mouse padding but surely not a regensburg themed one

[weak parrot]

it's the same reason people buy giant acryilic charms of their favourite characters

it's very impractical to use the charms

[valid wigeon]

Here's a weird ass fact for anyone who is not in Japan, only for those who got Girlfriends,

Did you know. There is a Bra in Japan that requires your Boyfriend's fingerprint

[weak parrot]

but it's your favourite character

[teal girder]

no. acrylic is usually 2d....this is 3d for most

[mental swift]

And thats why it sells

[pure dew]

I don't have one so Yay

[mental swift]

There are a shit ton of weebs ready to buy it

[weak parrot]

acrylic charms are meant to be hung off a keychain or your bag

or even your phone

but giant ones are impractical for that purpose

[valid wigeon]

I got a Boo Tao ghost

[weak parrot]

yet people still buy them

[peak knoll]

I'm so excited for Regensburg META, man. My fave IB ship by far

[torpid kettle]

why buying that kind of pad? the quality is crap and they tend to leak...yikes :/

[stiff forum]

There is? May I see

[weak parrot]

because regensburg

[stiff forum]

Do u have one

[pure dew]

[stiff forum]

[stark fox]

Lots of people cuz they keep making them

[weak parrot]

VI wants to buy that bra

[viral matrix]

also, depending on what games you play, having your wrist strapped between that is not very handy

[weak parrot]

so no one can unlock it

[stark fox]

If they weren’t making money they wouldn’t keep making them

[stiff forum]

Only my wives can

[torpid kettle]

i had one....no theme just black....1-3 all leaked after half a year or so ....just crap :/

[teal girder]

and then there is this

[weak parrot]

i'm gonna leak

[teal girder]

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0529/2641/5045/files/ly_holo_natsuiromatsuri_bd_banner_en_251028_5_1761639405_1024x1024.png?v=1761638449

[stiff forum]

You own bra ?

😭

[valid wigeon]

Japanese Student Invents Anti-Cheating 'Smart Bra', Says 'Only Your Boyfriend Can Open It' | Viral News - News18 https://share.google/iS9z6RSoQVwuFjRFc

[ionic gulch]

what.

[torpid kettle]

huh? mousepads xD

[weak parrot]

i doubt that is actually practical

[valid wigeon]

True I feel like at the same time this might be government overreach

[worthy pagoda]

I use a wide corsair mousepad

[stark fox]

Same student discovers scissors exist, wasted money

[weak parrot]

i want to become an influencer just to buy a dubai chocolate bar and not say viral

like "this is the dubai chocolate bar"

[teal girder]

to recreate a vertical mouse experience sometimes I use thigh as mousepad

[timid mesa]

"Smart bra" like how is it work?

[valid wigeon]

Dubai Chocolate Bar Labubu

[viral matrix]

yeah since theres still enough idiots left to buy them

[valid wigeon]

Ok it need your Boyfriend fingerprint

[shut crane]

wife

[weak parrot]

the influencers always say "viral"

i will just refuse to say viral

because fuck you internet trend

[peak knoll]

Excellent taste

[valid wigeon]

Is this a goat or a Cow

Or a sheep

[torpid kettle]

lets be honest...its just stoopid xD

[weak parrot]

it's a gargoyle

[stiff forum]

Peak wife

[weak parrot]

regensburg is quite literally just an attractive gargoyle

[peak knoll]

My only complaint is that they refuse to make IB girls like Regensburg more monstrous. I want serpents and dragons, give me the animalistic features, I'll still sail that sea

[valid wigeon]

This probably what were fucking

[weak parrot]

yeah exactly

i mean she crouches like that

[stiff forum]

[valid wigeon]

Also some weird ass story was that someone was killed by sitting on the toilet

[ionic gulch]

did bro have a huge diarrhea

no disrespect tho

[peak knoll]

Regensburg and her rigging are both representative of wyverns, not gargoyles

[ionic gulch]

Just like how the fuck

[valid wigeon]

No, this was some English king who got a Spear up his ass

He was taking a shit too

[peak knoll]

She's a dragon, at least according to her skin

[ionic gulch]

I'm lwky confused

[worthy pagoda]

I once read about a Viking berserker who died in the same way

[valid wigeon]

Ok here's this English king Guy, Edmund Ironside since he was a warrior king who won battles against Danish Vikings, And the Vikings get half of England and in the treaty, Whoever dies first takes the Throne of that previous king so? Assassinations were common

[normal comet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/1111006169771814912/ezgif.com-resize_3.gif

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-big-floppa-binguscord-serval-slurmy-gif-20794025

[normal comet]

biggus

[lone vapor]

@stark fox :3

[weak parrot]

assassination of jimmy neutron

[peak knoll]

Not necessarily up his ass, but yes. The Battle of Stamford Bridge

[weak parrot]

imagine having an ass

[light fable]

Dragon wife

[ionic gulch]

in the azz is crazy tho

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/i-say-what-what-in-the-butt-samwell-gif-15557473

[ionic gulch]

Would love to see HNLMS De Ruyter in Al ngl

[peak knoll]

Me too but only if they actually make the Dutch ships look Dutch

[weak parrot]

dutch people are clearly elves

[valid wigeon]

Also Here's another stupid royal death. Some Chinese emperor's used Mercury as a Life Elixir

[peak knoll]

True, I put on my forest gear and pointed ears when I go to Albert Heijn for groceries

[weak parrot]

see

[weak parrot]

i mean it's dumb in hindsight

[worthy pagoda]

Maybe they didn't know what it did at that time

[weak parrot]

but thousands of years ago

it was probably considered smart

[valid wigeon]

True. They believed anything

[peak knoll]

Mercury was a very common substance used in make-up in ancient China

[timid mesa]

Coincidental death

[mental swift]

The curse of cachy

[wheat cosmos]

[valid wigeon]

That death is something I'd find in Old Tom and Jerry Episodes.

[weak parrot]

sounds like skill issues

[peak knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158858244148699237/1479482792235765910/VID_20260306_061541_347.mp4?ex=69ac3339&is=69aae1b9&hm=cb760cc8e04ccff9138f07c1a7045acc0946c3d049ec072d4b4022195ac5f5ea&

[weak parrot]

especially the old lady

skill issue

yes i'm a contrarian when it comes to old people

no automatic respect

[solid whale]

regens meta

[meager marsh]

thats. a lot of casualties

[weak parrot]

the second casuality was a skill issue though

[mental swift]

Blud is NOT Kashino 😭😭😭

[solid whale]

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2029950130569302178

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

🔥Regensburg META🔥

I am Regensburg, an elector of the Holy Unitas Empire. Hmph, I hope you're not as tedious as those caged beasts, Commander. Taming someone like you is a far better use of my time.

Regensburg META will soon descend upon the META Showdown. Commander, will you

X · Mar 6, 2026, 4:00 PM

[valid wigeon]

Holy massive

[solid whale]

shes kinda dope ngl

[weak parrot]

the third casualty was a freak accident

the holy roman empire was ass

[peak knoll]

500% sync and there will be no arguing that point

[weak parrot]

yet people still glaze over it

[mental swift]

First person I've ever seen praising her

[valid wigeon]

I don't even HRE was an empire it's like the USA but probably more chaotic

[peak knoll]

I adore Regensburg, and I think this re-design is fine

Not incredible, but good nonetheless

[sage zealot]

Regen is mid asf , both og and meta

[valid wigeon]

Not Probably, HRE was chaotic like what? U got Prince's Ruling over small states that often rebel against the emperor in Vienna.

[solid whale]

i like regensburg anyway lol

[peak knoll]

Real

[valid wigeon]

How do you fuck a dragon.

[peak knoll]

Happy to see her get an alt version, even if it'll be dogshit

[solid whale]

id maybe use a different color pallet aside from green

[solid whale]

but other than that she kinda cool

[peak knoll]

Yeah the toxic green isn't great, but fuck it

I'm a simple meathead. I see more of a character I like, so I'm happy

[solid whale]

just not what id usually associate with dragon lol

[peak knoll]

Almost done with 200 affinity on all the foxes

Then I just need some more bulins

[solid whale]

[peak knoll]

Oath skin soon, surely

[solid whale]

not soon enough

😔

[peak knoll]

Real, it's so weird that she doesn't have one yet, honestly

I'm obv biased but it feels like all popularity poll winners have gotten one by now

Which isn't true, but I want to complain

[stark fox]

Ying Swei

[peak knoll]

I'm Europe I don't care what China voted for

[stark fox]

You know who does care

[weak parrot]

y i n g s w e i

[stark fox]

The Chinese company who makes the game

[peak knoll]

I mean none of the girls in Shinano's top 3 have an oath skin either

[stark fox]

Where most of their player base is

[peak knoll]

And while both Enterprise and Musashi have one, Hindenburg doesn't and the former both had theirs before winning

[stark fox]

Technically Enterprise got hers for winning the JP poll

[peak knoll]

Shinano also won JP in 2021, though

Where she is the odd one out between herself, Noshiro and Cheshire

[stark fox]

Yeah but Enty won the first popularity poll where the reward was actually an oath skin

[peak knoll]

Yee it just seems kinda asinine and random who gets them and who doesn't

Who knows, maybe one day

China voted Glorious META for their special vote

Pvp tryhards, the lot of them

[shut crane]

amagi won the poll and she kinda got an oath skin (cv version did)

-# but you can't vote for variants anyway

[peak knoll]

How do we feel about recency bias in the polls

[shut crane]

welcome to polling

[peak knoll]

On one hand I think every shipgirl should get a chance, on the other I think it's weird

[stark fox]

Recent sexy skin = more votes

[peak knoll]

Goofy asses voting Gouden Leeuw into the top 10

[stark fox]

Kearsarge won off the back of her bunny outfit

[weak parrot]

pvp tryhards are the worst kind of people

[peak knoll]

I quit pvp because the current meta is genuinely giga cancer

But if it shifts back to a more fun one I enjoy it well enough

[shut crane]

they're just sweaty nerds

[weak parrot]

pvp tryhards are literally what i describe when i say i hate meta chasers

they have no accomplishments over than beating other people in a game

[peak knoll]

Hahahaha the Japanese only had 1 non-Sakura winner in their last 3 polls

Nationalism strong

[weak parrot]

it's the only thing they can feel good about

[stark fox]

And no one is surprised

Cheshire won cuz Cat maid.
Japan loves it’s cats and it’s maids

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-shocked-gif-26271509

[weak parrot]

thai hoe

if only americans could show their patriotism by voting for hot waifus representing their country

instead of what they do nowadays

i say this as an american

[peak knoll]

On the topic of pvp, I wish we could display our highest ever rank's badge on our profile, rather than just the little text

Not like getting AotN is a massive achievement if you just build a good comp for a season, but that'd be nice

I like the anchor and stars

[weak parrot]

for pvp tryhards

beating others and being in a high rank is the only achievement they

will ever have

yes, i am very hostile to pvp tryhards and meta chasers

[shut crane]

but why

[peak knoll]

I think you seriously overestimate both how seriously people take pvp in AL and how difficult it is to get a high rank lmao

[weak parrot]

i hate competition

[peak knoll]

It's a meme gamemode, every pvper acknowledges that

[weak parrot]

i hate competing

i hate proving myself

[shut crane]

nah, the tryhards are taking it very seriously

[halcyon matrix]

I just noticed

[shut crane]

then don't

[weak parrot]

i don't

[halcyon matrix]

When’s the last time we had like a dragon ship

[peak knoll]

Uhhh

[shut crane]

so why the hate then

if you don't care to compete, why do you hate the tryhards so much

[peak knoll]

Do you count Admiral Zenker? Her rigging is kinda draconic-looking

[weak parrot]

because i hate people who thrive off of beating others

[shut crane]

you're supposed to point and laugh at the sweaty nerds

[weak parrot]

nah, i'd rather spew vitriol

[shut crane]

[weak parrot]

nothing is better than making people who enjoy pushing other down feel bad for existing

[peak knoll]

So you're pushing others down

[shut crane]

fascinating

[weak parrot]

why not give them a taste

[halcyon matrix]

Yea I’d count her. I feel like we just get fox ears everytime and nothing else lol

[weak parrot]

i don't gain any enjoyment from it

[peak knoll]

Then I think Zenker is our most recent dragon-like girl, which was June last year

[shut crane]

I just don't care enough about sweaty nerds

[weak parrot]

it just makes me feel less vitriol when they feel bad

[static sparrow]

cough cough Mecklenburg

[halcyon matrix]

June last year 💀

[worthy pagoda]

Make an alt and use the one hit kill exploit on them

[weak parrot]

i derive no pleasure in harming others

it's like when i correct grammar

I don't feel superior or pleasurable

it just annoys me when i see the common errors

[worthy pagoda]

I used to be such a sweat that I'd ask hackers to 1v1 me

[weak parrot]

i just want to get rid of the annoyance

[ember spindle]

the what

[peak knoll]

I have an urge to oath the 2nd and call her Laffey II-II

[worthy pagoda]

The founder of phase connect got banned from AL for using it

[peak knoll]

I mean PVP isn't actually PVP

it's PvAI

[shut crane]

it's like backpack battles

[weak parrot]

i should send el condom pastor to the breeders' cup

[peak knoll]

There's a reason a significant amount of pvpers don't use serious defense fleets, there's both merit to doing so if you wanna tryhard and the game mode is just not based on pvp prowess or game skill

[halcyon matrix]

Okay but like meck is pretty old by now and I thought she was a succubus or something?

[peak knoll]

It's more a fleet building thing and management aspect

[crimson path]

Also you can cheese the thing to never lose an attack

[halcyon matrix]

She’s always talking about her witchly powers

[crimson path]

I believe

So it's just flex

[peak knoll]

Yeah this is why pvp is an unserious meme gamemode

You can endlessly quit out and restart if you get unlucky

[weak parrot]

i believe i can die

i believe i can fuck the sky

[weak parrot]

ayanami sus

[peak knoll]

Strangely enough, she refers to herself with the moniker given to a squad of all-female Russian fighter pilots by the Germans during WW2

[muted ice]

War

War, never changes.

[peak knoll]

But yes, she is a witch/demon-like being

[weak parrot]

so how to do i reject bache

[peak knoll]

]

[echo harbor]

I mean, it does. For example, people whining about how unfair it is a lot more now.

[torn aspen]

@weak parrot you chill out.

[weak parrot]

hipperpotamus

alien birdsex

[muted ice]

Endless slaughter

https://tenor.com/view/100-yard-stare-1000-yard-stare-stare-staring-staring-meme-gif-18404030142962634873

[static sparrow]

I mean she got horns and pointy ears soo...

Also I never got succubus vibes from her she's just so goofy

[shut crane]

has gone wild

[weak parrot]

imagine a hipperpotamus

[torn aspen]

you in image ban.

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1476967446186557684/20260227_144058.gif

[quasi cove]

Goated games

[weak parrot]

ayanami meta

[muted ice]

Real

[tranquil mural]

I wonder we are safe or not after SB attack

[fierce vine]

Ello

[gentle charm]

It fell out of my thought

Too heavy

[somber steeple]

what ship does even regensburg based on

[gentle charm]

Probably some bullshit wonderwaffe thing

[somber steeple]

I feel like it's Leipzig class

[torn aspen]

[somber steeple]

or M class

[fierce vine]

Wha?@

[ember spindle]

yes we are safe

[hearty salmon]

I offer myself

Now run lads

[languid dawn]

this looks better than the basic

[ember spindle]

snowbreak containment zone is "under attack" by some people who really don't like that it's a gooner game made up of hetslop and people are worried they'll come after al too
like these sorts of campaigns ever do anything that the devs didn't already want to do

[torpid kettle]

i wont run !

[hearty salmon]

Wouldn’t it be funny if you did Laffey I

[hearty salmon]

Regenbooba

[molten obsidian]

Regen

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-gif-2379897567703251318

[molten obsidian]

Regen META

[ember spindle]

she grew two layers

[clever gazelle]

Gib

[echo harbor]

FEET!!!!!!

[light fable]

[tranquil mural]

Snowbreak attacked by a feminist group, game servers are under maintenance 4 days already and they are saying that feminist group will attack AL too.

[light fable]

The sirens are a dangerous foe. Elevate threat levels to defcon 4.

Battle stations

[torpid kettle]

arm the anti-harpie-guns !

[tired crown]

Can this woman respectfully crush me between her thighs

[echo harbor]

Me first

[tired crown]

Nuh uh

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/stephazoid-cosplay-chun-li-watermelon-watermelon-crush-gif-15833891616866208375

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1478854301647503440/20260304_213629.gif

[echo harbor]

Too late

[tired crown]

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/like-a-dragon-infinite-wealth-like-a-dragon-yakuza-8-ichiban-kasuga-railgun-gif-662888261374371811

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tophermcgee3-star-wars-more-kylo-ren-OsfVaOer7N2265YTRF

[glossy arch]

I mean, that won't really work because separate servers already. So at worst China just gets more censored content like normal.

Anyways Manjuu is huge, they would crush them like a bug

[tranquil mural]

Good to know

[tired crown]

[glossy arch]

Also, looks like Snowbreak is moving their servers somewhere else.

[light fable]

Thats what some are saying

[glossy arch]

But yeah, offtopic

[stark fox]

Say what you like.
I will get the Acidic Glavenous Girl

[light fable]

Snowbros are eager to get back to their waifus. I hope it turns out well for them

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/glavenus-monster-hunter-dinosaur-sparkle-roar-gif-17285629

[glossy arch]

Either way, think the fems overplayed their hand. Cause Snowbreak will be back all the same, all the other gooner games are on alert for their foolishness and their game is getting mass reported in revenge

[median eagle]

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/acidic-glavenus-vs-girros-acidic-glavenus-mh-world-iceborne-mh-world-monster-hunter-world-iceborne-gif-3115129740099597010

[tired crown]

Russian women man

[median eagle]

I agree

[shut crane]

good cat

must pat

[ember spindle]

sorry i mean bloon layers
she grew a blue and green layer on top of the red she already had

[stable plank]

acidic glavenus is so ass

[unreal narwhal]

“I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere”

Made me chuckle for a bit when I heard her say that

[warm gyro]

Pinhead thoughts on the new ships

[stable plank]

marshmallowking18

[echo harbor]

He ate the loli?

[warm gyro]

No

[echo harbor]

He kill them?

[warm gyro]

Was my sentence not correct

[light island]

[echo harbor]

So Pin turned into a Dino?

Toshy

[light island]

Giang

U gonna eat lolis too? Like pin?

[echo harbor]

Ehh, not today I think. I just have roasted duck for dinner and it was so good that I ate nearly a full duck.

[stable plank]

🧇

[warm gyro]

Waffle

[fierce vine]

Well shit

[worthy pagoda]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/1223103903000694814/MutsukiStare.gif

[stiff forum]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZxsigWzRxP4?si=3JZ-LLe_YRyHAl63

we must fight back

[weak parrot]

penis butter jelly time

[tranquil mural]

Yeah that is not so cool

[weak parrot]

the nikke thing is a lie

it's from a mistranslation that people are now using to prove their points

nikke is a korean game

[stiff forum]

why they tryna shut down?

braindead perhaps?

[weak parrot]

no one is trying to shut down nikke

lol

the whole things is a chinese thing

[stiff forum]

i mean other ones

[weak parrot]

basically it's just a mix of chinese shills, LADS players, and opportunist feminists

[stiff forum]

if they thinking about this stupid choice how AL and others were available on the first place

fucking crazy

[stiff forum]

ofc LADS players

ew

[weak parrot]

iirc, it started out as a LADS attack

[novel bobcat]

luckily...the CEO of manjuu is a woman

[late shale]

Hmm

[weak parrot]

and then some feminists jumped on the opportunity to trash male oriented gooner games

[stiff forum]

the fuck we did? didnt being gay with them ?

perhaps triggered over something lol

[weak parrot]

well, i'm not sure what really started it

[hard vine]

Did someone say feet

[stable plank]

yes

[weak parrot]

it was either people being mad that China Post willingly collabed with a gooner game

[stiff forum]

they finally relized they are stupid now starting to act like ones

[weak parrot]

and then LADS women joining in

[stable plank]

drown out the doomposters

[hard vine]

[weak parrot]

or if it was a LADS attack that chinese government shills joined in on

[full blade]

we getting a Regensburg meta???

[novel bobcat]

what the fuck

[weak parrot]

i'm doing the opposite of doom posting

[novel bobcat]

why do you have an emoji of that

[stiff forum]

indeed

[stable plank]

regensburg kiwami

[hard vine]

Focus on shipgirls instead of cringe culture war

[weak parrot]

i'm trying to debunk the online doomposting

[full blade]

Roon META when-

[stiff forum]

lol

[weak parrot]

because i've seen a lot of the articles just being used to trash women in general

[hard vine]

[weak parrot]

it's pretty pathetic

[stable plank]

hopefully never

[novel bobcat]

regensburg meta is litterally a copy & pasta but they changed the red to green

[full blade]

Yostar please I need this, my Roon is kinda dead, I live with Taihou...she beats me everyday....

[weak parrot]

regensburg meta doesn't look bad

like honestly

lazy? sure

bad? not in the slightest

[full blade]

her rigging looks awsome though ngl

[hard vine]

Who the hell is Steve Jobs

[stiff forum]

what lads feminists even want to admit their shit is good? what if we dont will they like kidnap us next?

[novel bobcat]

meta ships are supposed to look depressed, they are the last survivors of their timelines

but that depressed aspect has gone out of the window for quite a bit now

[stiff forum]

indeed

shes awsome design

[full blade]

a good example of that is Takao META and Hipper META

[weak parrot]

nah, the but the opposing is getting just as low

[stiff forum]

i see but the shit is so stupid ngl

suddenly attacking them

[weak parrot]

a bunch of women-hating incels from the gacha community are crawling out of the woodwork

and just blaming women in general for these attacks

[full blade]

what is even going on?

[weak parrot]

when in reality, it's just a bunch of fujoshi yaoi-loving feminists

that are behind these attacks

[novel bobcat]

anyways, take that discussion to #off-topic

[full blade]

what attacks happened???

[novel bobcat]

it has nothing to do with boat game

[stiff forum]

lmfao

[hard vine]

Mini mod

[weak parrot]

snowbreak was recently attacked by LADS players, chinese shills, and "Feminists"

[stiff forum]

nothing? they just said next is AZUR lane or something

but yea

your right

this is offtopic

[weak parrot]

and now there's like rumours of azur lane and a bunch of other chinese gooner slop games

being targeted next

[stiff forum]

most of them dont need any reason to be stupid so

anyway lemme post boats

[weak parrot]

true

[stiff forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1476876676687335584/ImplacableKiss.gif

[weak parrot]

anyway, back to horse

[full blade]

wait AL is gonna be attacked?

[weak parrot]

it's a rumour

according to a list that was published

[stiff forum]

it wont dw ww3 gacha edition will be on if it did

[somber steeple]

what ever

[weak parrot]

take all of this with a grain of salt

[stiff forum]

indeed

[full blade]

I pray to the allspark, Jesus christ, Yostar and Unicron that it NEVER happens

[weak parrot]

both sides are going to manipulate the data to suit their own narrative

[ocean pawn]

enterprise has a bikini skin

the more I know

https://tenor.com/view/now-you-know-the-more-you-know-no-kidding-no-shit-obviously-gif-1342210079425559607

[weak parrot]

like even if nikke was attacked

[stiff forum]

need more attractive skin like that

[weak parrot]

the worst that would come to pass is the chinese version gets shut down

[somber steeple]

anything can happen

[full blade]

me trying to figure out why the hell is Nikke 12+

[stiff forum]

so liking yaoi is allowed to them and liking wifes is not?

[weak parrot]

because it's actually fairly ungooner

[somber steeple]

if al got attacked it got attacked

[weak parrot]

the story is rough man

like even with the gooner designs, half the time in gameplay you're not even focusing on the girls' asses

[full blade]

gmmm makes sense

Nikke has there own Roon too called red shoes

[weak parrot]

you're literally just trying to not get shit beat out of you by the boss

[ember spindle]

red shoes is not roon
that is an insult to roon

[torpid kettle]

doublestandards always nice 😉

[weak parrot]

you're focusing on which attacks to block

[ember spindle]

al just doesn't have a red shoes i think

[weak parrot]

like, autoplaying the game isn't like AL

[full blade]

AL Roon: Roon herself
ZZZ Roon: Burnice
GF2 Roon: SOPMOD II
Nikke Roon: Red shoes

is there any more Roons we know of?

[weak parrot]

you can't just autoplay nikke stages and always get out unscathed

[full blade]

its Roon but also not Roon

[stiff forum]

red shoes 💀

[static sparrow]

Annis would be a better option for roon I think

[full blade]

steals Red shoes'es Red shoes

[weak parrot]

red shoes is a terrible person

[stiff forum]

behemoth

[torpid kettle]

red shoes is dead if im not mistaken xD

[stiff forum]

[weak parrot]

people say dorothy is bad

[weak parrot]

she has a clone

iirc

[full blade]

Red shoes is the black sheep everyone hates in the Roon family

am making lore trust11!1!1

[stiff forum]

if you like her its all you need to know to be honest

[weak parrot]

i don't like dorothy

but i understand where she's coming from

i don't hate her

[full blade]

I freaking love Red hood

[stiff forum]

indeed

[weak parrot]

dorothy is by no means a saint

but neither is she the worst person in the world

in fact, no one in nikke is a saint

[icy herald]

in the words of wise man, if they can’t see the light, make them feel the heat

deploy the enterprise

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1471927414501413109/red-hood-nikke.gif

[stiff forum]

FREEEDOMMMMMMMMM 🦅

[full blade]

In Enty we trust

[weak parrot]

i just think it's not fair to slag on dorothy so much

[weak parrot]

especially when it was shown why she turned out the way she is

you don't need to forgive her

but you should try to understand her

[stiff forum]

what game is that

[full blade]

if there was some AU universe for Azur lane where the shipgirls are cybertronians from TF, dear god they would be gigantic

[gaunt apex]

hell no Helldivers supports mods?

[gaunt apex]

Helldivers 2

[ember spindle]

helldivers 2

[weak parrot]

there's a castlegirl game

and in canon

they're massive

[stiff forum]

kinda crazy thats why i asked what game that really is

[weak parrot]

castlegirls are not human sized

they're actually castle sizeed

[full blade]

we just need a Kaiju girls game then, and then we are settled

[gaunt apex]

Guud luck getting that shitty ass game to run on PC lol on PS5 it was all good

[ember spindle]

ah yes let me mod this game made in AUTODESK

[weak parrot]

it's a tower defense game

but yeah

one of the loading screens

shows how big the castlegirls actually are

[weak spade]

To manny time Outs

[weak parrot]

apparently there is a kaiju girl game

i'm not gonna download it though

[stiff forum]

princess?

[weak parrot]

no

it's called kaiju musume

[trim gyro]

of course there is

[stiff forum]

[full blade]

I am surprised ngl

[weak parrot]

it's an anime apparently

[full blade]

because (unless its there own Kaiju's) to use a TOHO IP cost ALOT of money

[weak parrot]

a comedy anime from 2016

with 2 seasons

Kaiju Girls (怪獣娘 〜ウルトラ怪獣擬人化計画〜)
2016 ‧ Comedy ‧ 2 seasons

[full blade]

ive seen what Toho does to fan projects....

Febuary 10th 2024

[weak parrot]

isn't touhou built on fan projects?

like very little of the popular touhou media is actually from team shanghai alice

[ember spindle]

not that toho

[weak parrot]

oh

[unkempt turtle]

Is the game broken atm? i had 5 crashes in the last 15mins and problems logging in

[weak parrot]

as in the film company

toho

[stiff forum]

clear cache and try again

[novel bobcat]

oof

[full blade]

ye them, the people who made Godzilla and other Kaiju series (not ultraman or gamera tho)

[weak parrot]

it's like how vocaloid, utau, and cevio

are all technically doujin music

sure, some of the vocaloid artists are signed with labels later on, and the software still has to be purchsed

but none of the music is actually from the original corpos

[weak parrot]

ye i see i see

[full blade]

RIP to every Kaiju game that got DMCA'd in 2024

[weak parrot]

it's actually what makes vocaloid music, and by extension utaite and youtaite music, music nicer to listen to than generic pop

because none of it is corporate or dictated by labels

all the music is written and composed by the vocaloid producers and singers

[trim gyro]

if only the voices were as easy to listen to

[weak parrot]

it's how we got stuff like senbonzakura, kami no manimani, ochame kinou (the fukkireta meme), from the golden age, and the newer stuff like Godish and Daidaidaidaidaikirai

[weak parrot]

yeah, i know it's the older ones are a little hard to listen to

but there have been some producers

who can actually tune the voices very well

plus with new SynthV

like listen to the 2024 remake of ochame kinou

youtube.com/watch?v=uvxoNlMqilg

things have massively improved with better tuning tools and SynthV

[fathom rose]

this should be enough dock space right

[trim gyro]

no

[weak parrot]

you don't need dock space

you need dick space

[fathom rose]

i m 30%

[trim gyro]

that goes in the dock spaces

[weak parrot]

it does?

[fathom rose]

if i need more i will just wait double gems

🫡

[icy herald]

what boredom, a case of now gone art block and a simping for a lovable dork does to a man

[ember spindle]

BNUY

[weak parrot]

i love horse racing music

[weak spade]

Meta are Buggy

[fathom rose]

https://tenor.com/view/yell-torpedoes-azur-lane-gif-14231120

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1466034347982323845/noir.gif

[spark spear]

okay very nice, now draw her getting an education

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-silly-cat-silly-gif-17369080282858494213

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/filmeditor-hot-nervous-l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK

ah not me, phew

[runic abyss]

OH look. FREE KILL

[torpid kettle]

missing the tails though 😮

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477652572733968595/20251229_210548.gif

[oblique knot]

Does uni’s healing not work in opsi

[stiff forum]

say it again 😭

[runic abyss]

ah the average WoWs game

all shells MISSED

[stiff forum]

mine one is opposite lol

[torpid kettle]

at 9,4 km miss ? hmmm.....german shells? 🤣

[stiff forum]

🫂

[stiff forum]

nah its skill issue

also pretty sure its not " shells" its " dispersion"

[torpid kettle]

tell that any gneisenau-player

[stiff forum]

shells are nice

[stiff forum]

really i was one

[torpid kettle]

i know the pain xD

[stiff forum]

it did 30 k highest

one shot

[stiff forum]

the thing is i havent used it for " sniping"

💀

funny thing you cant snipe

[torpid kettle]

now i play her as a brawler every now and then. not hitting anything at 10+ range xd

[stiff forum]

same

[torpid kettle]

brawl is best in this line 😍

[stiff forum]

indeed

[weak parrot]

ass racing

[static kernel]

This is some good shit

[hard vine]

I like baddies

[static kernel]

Better than this shit

[weak spade]

What a Ships use Here ON Meta Fights

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1476872393904492616/20260226_170406.gif

[weak spade]

Pudding chan

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/supernatural-dean-winchester-pudding-BjjSYhmSQgmje

[hard vine]

Lewd the Eugen

[gaunt apex]

best waifu ever

[gaunt apex]

Pre Bunny suit skins were 100000 times better

[static kernel]

I just love how the above fanart just says no to the boobflation and uses earlier skins to reference her tit size

[hard vine]

Baddie

[gaunt apex]

is that Duisburg?

[hard vine]

Yas

[gaunt apex]

it's awful man but yeah Eugen is still love

[fluid pier]

[hard vine]

Why is firi here

[fluid pier]

To shake a Rat

[static kernel]

Shake chibi essex

[fluid pier]

[gaunt apex]

Ahhh too bad i don't have her ... i want all the IB girls

[static kernel]

I like the proportion of left better for some reason

reminder i played since 2018

Idk why

[weak parrot]

usa usa uma in usa

[full blade]

Azur lane shipgirls if they head curse techniques, lets do this!

[weak parrot]

natural proportions are better

[static kernel]

Eh im sure tit size relative to torso in the two havent changed

[weak parrot]

i mean of course you're never going to get perfectly natural proportions

[static kernel]

Honestly when torso and hip size becomes that big relative to torso thats a sign of stylized art style

[weak parrot]

but as close as possible is much better than the alternative

[static kernel]

and head size ratios should reflect that

[weak parrot]

you like women in the star wars the clone wars

[static kernel]

Someone called it "semi chibi"

[weak parrot]

and super battle droids

[weak spade]

This skin l2d

Where perfekt

[stark fox]

Super battle droids are hunks, I don’t blame him

[static kernel]

Remind me

[weak parrot]

sure, but they look way out of proportion in the clone wars

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-attack-of-the-clones-geonosis-droid-battle-gif-15588682

Dem shoulders

[weak parrot]

their live action form is normal

no, look up the animated version

[stark fox]

Which animated version?

[weak parrot]

2009 clone wars

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1477393756943683624/20260228_130318.gif

[weak parrot]

the 2003 had normal proportions

but the 2009-2020 version

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-confederacy-of-independant-systems-cis-thecisdidnothingwrong-cisdidnothingwrong-gif-23079750

[weak parrot]

yes

the big bulby supers

[stark fox]

Dem shoulders tho

[weak parrot]

it's so top heavy

[static kernel]

This dude dare call the old azur lane style "semi chibi"

[stark fox]

Yeah but their Wrist Rockets are where the real gold is

[weak parrot]

lmao

[hard vine]

Very nice pits and tits

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1472700527019299081/20260212_191909.gif

[solid whale]

ive grown an appreciation for the droids

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/clanker-kylo-ren-star-wars-star-wars-meme-roger-roger-gif-5903216794408442685

[solid whale]

nothing quite like an unthinking unfeeling blob of metallic death marching towards you and your boys

[torpid kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1479466081809731594/20260306_112358.gif

[clever gazelle]

Who pinged me

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/we're-independent-thinkers-roger-roger-b1-battle-droid-star-wars-separatists-gif-63547133892915330

[solid whale]

the scene of the droids activating in the phantom menace goes hard as hell too

[stark fox]

Yeah

The droids have 2 modes

[solid whale]

the CIS theme itself goes hard af too

[stark fox]

Goofy shenanigans
And “Fuck you and everything g you stand for”

https://tenor.com/view/mandalorian-super-battle-droid-gif-2101774665757770055

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-attack-of-the-clones-geonosis-droid-battle-gif-15588684

[solid whale]

mando is my goat but bro did not need to do that

[stark fox]

Nah, it was personal.
A SBD killed his family

[solid whale]

that b2 was just trying to do his minimum wage 9/5

[craggy geyser]

Don't forget your "F U" sign

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-nice-shot-battle-droids-gif-10765165651351903296

[solid whale]

its also funny how beskar is just like

lets mando eat a bitchslap that should have taken his head off

[stark fox]

Did you forget it can protect against fucking lightsabers?

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-wars-star-wars-b2-super-battle-droid-watch-yo-tone-gif-11757049558354408315

[solid whale]

ok but that slap woulda spun his head around comedically

just funny is all lol

[weak parrot]

i just watched the breeders' cup filly & mare turf 2021 race

damn, loves only you just sped through at the last moment

[stark fox]

Kinky

[solid whale]

[weak parrot]

it's a $2 million race

loves only you won $2 million

[solid whale]

wild how much better prepared rice is than instant rice

well "wild" in heavy quotation marks

[weak parrot]

wild rice is even better

[solid whale]

really gotta get around to buying a rice cooker

[stark fox]

Consume ancient corn

[weak parrot]

making?

lmao

[solid whale]

im tired

[weak parrot]

imagine building your own rice cooker

[solid whale]

[static kernel]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/134669713

[weak parrot]

building a rice cooker like building a gaming pc

[static kernel]

Shame about the dogshit feet in this one

[weak parrot]

i'm gonna build a gaming rice cooker

[solid whale]

of if thats the case i can

[molten obsidian]

VERY tiny hands

[solid whale]

[weak parrot]

imagine tiny hands

[molten obsidian]

She doesn't have to

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-tiktok-gif-25591053

[weak parrot]

hoffen type shit

[molten obsidian]

Qt

I want to puff her hair

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-big-floppa-floppa-approve-gif-22537201

she looks weird

is she like a short girl

or what

[pure dew]

Am awake

And I wanish since I don't have any reason

[clever gazelle]

Nien, she is a zërstorer

[weak parrot]

horse

[static sparrow]

Short stack

[ember spindle]

so she is smol

[weak parrot]

bad

Z13 better

[lone vapor]

what

i do not speak whatever the fuck that is

[rancid compass]

it's not German, i asure you

[lone vapor]

yeah i think its italian

[clever gazelle]

Ja,

[clever gazelle]

[stable plank]

who up bristoling they lamp rn?

[clever gazelle]

Ah, just a German destroyer

[weak parrot]

mesugaki lane

[ember spindle]

ukemochi look into this 105mm's barrel real quick

[rain elbow]

Short stack doggo ❤️

[rancid compass]

that's not how you write Destroyer in German

[shut crane]

good doggo

[stable plank]

i wish she wasnt so monotone

[icy token]

@mortal star fckyou

[finite ice]

Wow peak content

Made my day

Very based skk

https://twitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/2029950130569302178

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

🔥Regensburg META🔥

I am Regensburg, an elector of the Holy Unitas Empire. Hmph, I hope you're not as tedious as those caged beasts, Commander. Taming someone like you is a far better use of my time.

Regensburg META will soon descend upon the META Showdown. Commander, will you

X · Mar 6, 2026, 4:00 PM

What does holy Unitas mean??

[ionic gorge]

Meta faction

They have different factions from normal versions

[analog stag]

I need someone to say
"Your balancing is great"

[analog stag]

im sorry is this a holy roman empire reference?

[ionic gorge]

Doubtful

[shut crane]

probably

[ember spindle]

every meta who didn't metamorphosize before our eyes comes from a (usually?) different CLUSTERFUCK of a branch, so i'd take it that it is hre

an hre that somehow didn't disintegrate centuries before the age of shipgirls

[solid whale]

dead timeline yea

[weak spade]

ok yorkw

[ember spindle]

softlock?

[stark fox]

She chubby

[fathom rose]

https://tenor.com/view/doro-gif-3287342227133927782

[craggy geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/baymax-big-hero6-tummy-belly-cute-gif-17375152

[craggy geyser]

[stable plank]

what did they mean by this?

[shut crane]

I think I broke something

[upbeat hare]

Why is META Regensburg the exact same just Green

[shut crane]

cuz she's the same girl

just different

[stark fox]

Someone never heard of Shinies

[upbeat hare]

There's differences for most (saying msot because theres probably a few im forgetting) that have alota difference

[fathom rose]

shes hot

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/gyarados-pokemon-pokemon-gyarados-red-gyarados-shiny-pokemon-gif-17122750564486524076

[upbeat hare]

Don't get me started on Shiny Dragonite twin

😭

[shut crane]

like, qe meta is just qe but with smol boobs

[stark fox]

And wearing black

Or Hornet meta is just Hornet

But singed

[upbeat hare]

I'm fine with a meta change even if it just slightly changes their body proportions but after staring at both next to each other I really cant tell a difference

Maybe her boobs changed by a size or two?

[shut crane]

but you did tell a difference - one is green

[fathom rose]

dat new regenburg figure is hot af

[upbeat hare]

Green..

[fathom rose]

cant wait to get my hands on her

[shut crane]

she's also not wearing a body stocking

[stark fox]

She’s not wearing her body suit, Wings are more pronounced.
Regina is fucking MELTING and her horns are different.
Seems more like her personality is gonna be more towards the domineering side this time though

[shut crane]

or will she...

[stark fox]

Perhaps we will just have to tame her like we did with Regensburg

[shut crane]

[stark fox]

Or perhaps she will tame us

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-fine-with-that-marques-brownlee-it's-acceptable-to-me-mkbhd-gif-9389599164778908706

[stark fox]

Anyway, it’s more Regensburg content

So I am game for it

Nurn Meta when?

[shut crane]

leipzig meta

[clever sierra]

[clever sierra]

[tight goblet]

hmm

[stiff forum]

Mama

[stark fox]

Make her either:

• A person that plans literally everything down to the minute so that she knows where everyone and everything she cares about is so she never has to worry again,
• Constantly worried about everyone and everything.

[clever sierra]

[stark fox]

And give her Fishy

For some good ol’ unspoken design history

[torpid kettle]

how to humble an öland as implacable ? sink it with secondaries before it torps you

[static kernel]

Honestly i think implacable would have looked better if her tits were more richelieu size

Literally hms richelieu

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/alexander-anderson-hellsing-ultimate-father-anderson-tfs-team-four-star-gif-20498378

[normal comet]

implacable isn't implacable without her massive tits

[torpid kettle]

youve got plenty looking that way. let her be xD

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1478091523789816009/20260302_183804.gif

[normal comet]

wife spotted

[torpid kettle]

what was her red eyes interaction? was it mission?

[static kernel]

Tis a fine line between big and too big

[normal comet]

huh? who?

[torpid kettle]

hind

[normal comet]

no idea

[torpid kettle]

who decides whats too big? you?

[static kernel]

Size exceed head = too big for me

[stark fox]

Personal preference

[torpid kettle]

so you think youu decide. thats all i need to know ^^

[spark spear]

Piano girl

[static kernel]

According to my eyeballs these dont exceed her head

she good

[stark fox]

You can have characters with tits that are too big by normal metrics, but they are cute so it’s fine

[torpid kettle]

i know. cant stand people trying to press their preference onto others 🙂

[stark fox]

Kashino

[violet jacinth]

A n c h o r a g e

[karmic delta]

Hello

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-genshin-impact-arlecchino-father-fatui-gif-10379145180714443012

[static kernel]

I generally accepted that as anime abstraction

[normal comet]

cry about it

[karmic delta]

Hey Richelieu

[stark fox]

Kashino has biggest Tits.
But wholesome bungus so it’s fine

[stark fox]

Always.

[static kernel]

When i look at the trend in urs lately this is how i feel
Excepting raffaello
(Load uou fucking video)

[radiant cipher]

hi yorii

[stark fox]

My water bottle that I usually drink two of a day

[karmic delta]

Hru?

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CBSAllAccess-season-2-the-twilight-zone-mEDj3BhUeXXezxWOOx

[torpid kettle]

oh well what ever. no energy to deal with bs. thats what mute is for i guess xD

[karmic delta]

I don't know why we are/were complaining tit size or whatever.

[torpid kettle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/heyarnold-nickelodeon-hey-arnold-3o6nUWcomi37MoVOpO

[karmic delta]

[karmic delta]

Valid

[static kernel]

I will remember that.

[torpid kettle]

😂

[static kernel]

island planner bees

🐝

[pastel axle]

[mental frigate]

[karmic delta]

Hendy gendy

[normal comet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/1111006169771814912/ezgif.com-resize_3.gif

[mental frigate]

Yorrichi

[pastel axle]

I can’t forget our beloved Blucher

[karmic delta]

Hru?

[karmic delta]

Praise the sunshine goddess

[normal comet]

cocktails mixers ice

[mental frigate]

[karmic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/zenlesszonezero-zzz-burnice-gif-1739026766696213840

[karmic delta]

[pastel axle]

She the Burnice of Azur lane

[karmic delta]

Mhm

[stark fox]

Burnice is the Blutcher of ZZZ

[pastel axle]

I love both of them

[normal comet]

burning lovee

[pastel axle]

The undying love of Blucher and the burning desires of Burnice

[ember spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/burnice-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-zenless-burnice-zzz-gif-5698361821906369549

[spark spear]

“Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures”😭

[pastel axle]

This is sad tho

Rip Blücher

[torpid kettle]

@normal comet thats what i meant with "red eyes"

even thought its just in the mirror

[pastel axle]

Guys she blew up

[light fable]

DAMMIT! I said NO TACO BELL onboard the ship!

[normal comet]

yeah, but i don't get it with the mission or whatever

she just being yandere wife

[pastel axle]

I did shove a 16 inch shell up the ammorack

[light fable]

Sheeeesh...The toilet never stood a chance

[pastel axle]

HMS Royal Sovereign and HMS Exeter’s view of the combustion

[light fable]

Basically this

[pastel axle]

Yeah

[pastel axle]

Btw, HMS Lion fired that salvo

https://tenor.com/view/hms-lion-azur-lane-anime-memes-gif-1870417443096944779

[light fable]

Well, her skills proc

XD

[pastel axle]

She did teach Hutten a lesson or two about British 16 inches does matter

(A few inches does matter in terms of cannon size on BBs or BCs)

[nocturne ether]

every inch matters

[static kernel]

I bet fjords at night trigger her

[viscid sedge]

Atlantic Fleet?

[torpid kettle]

was talking about the trigger in the "camera mode" nvm though, found it

[normal comet]

i see

i like the animation where her back rope is snapped

can't help it

[devout horizon]

Good morning.

[karmic delta]

Morning G

Hru?

[normal comet]

best free skin for me so far

[weak parrot]

BC = Breeders’ Cup

[silver atlas]

More chill farming skins like this tbh

The corn wont grow itself

https://tenor.com/view/tractor-huerto-arar-tierra-campo-granja-gif-4157795089554274219

[stable plank]

reject horny, embrace honest living skins

[finite ice]

Rejoice horny

[weak parrot]

Reject azur lane

embrace crimson axis

Saddam Agir Hussein