#al-general
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nakhimeow is a cat
android cat 
commie cat
eldridge isn't an android she's just
they're IOS
electricity
she's biribiri
skibidi
now wtf is a biribiri
that's so 2024
go with the times man
well waterproof at least 
she's biribiri
.
does she herself turn into electric charge
since biribiri is just omonotopeia for zapping sounds, would the translation of her nickname be zippyzappy?
she frequently use her coin as rail-gun
she has electro-magnetic power
i saw in queen's orders eldridge turned into an electric charged ghost
Hello, Commander. I'm Fargo. According to my emotion factor analysis, raising my happiness index by 45.36% would be ideal for our first encounter... Let me start over. Hiii, Commander! I'm Fargo, here to discuss moving cargo with you. Nice to meet you! ok yeah, fargo is totally an android
is it her Philadelphia-Experiment hoax urban legend?
Yeah
yeah, eldy is based on the philadelphia experiment
she own milk-farms, she's sponsor of Cowpen, and she own banks
or more like, her design is based on the legends
fargo moves cargo 
lion rerun when
2027
Wells Fargo
cargo space? No, car go road

WELLS FARGO CENTER IN PHILADELPHIA PENNYSYLVANIA
grok is this true
J.P. Morgan
it's Fargo of North Dakota
her namesake
and the (co)founder of Fargo town is ofc, William Fargo, founder of Wells Fargo Logistic and Bank
is that kgv
only if kgv stands for kearsarge
keargarve?
sounds about right
sounds about left
kearsargv
I eat ice
clank
Brain not braining
booba very boobing
Friday not Fridaying
Cute Bunny
kearsargv and her wife kearsargc
💻
Ancient ass loading screen
Imagine if I put the ex and the current one together in battle 
2019 ass loading screen
Is it me or im unable to load the game
You
Sad
uninstall and reinstall
it's not a loading screen 
😔
always works with these kinda problems
not fanart either
😔 😔 😔
I’m so washed bro
15gb extra to download
Shipwaifu booba need extra storage
more
She got some nice ahego expressions too
laffey bestfriend
Atago count your fucking days
are you fucking kidding me
Oleg was never featured in slow ahead??????
until now???
Rekomendasi line up
Is Moskva meta rn?
War brings Richie's image 
Time to eat infernal
wTOO
MUCH
ARA-ARA ENERGY
CANNOT
CONTAIN
Is there a new season?
Hello
Hi
Hello

hmm
best dragon 🥰
I thought the best was Thomas the tank engine in skyrim

I see the Ägir and the mommy
boing
HOT DIGGITY DAM
Boingers
Lewd the doragon
meck 
Everytime I get 04:00:00 timer and it's just Oklahoma and Nevada
Meta?
Who decided for Moskva's construction time be the same as Shonen
She’s getting a meta now? Holy
officially bankrupt from cubes 🚬

not even close to pity 🤣
Holy fuck that gif is an old one 
Didnt think id see someone use that in the big ol 2026
Dragon girl now gets meta
where does one get 100 cubes within a week besides using the trusty credit card
Get a friend's credit card
every pull
🚮
mfw trying for the elite after snagging UR
dont have new placable-gifs. dont ask 
thats all i need for now 
Grind for emergency comms
Also that uhhh commission ticket event if you haven’t milked that alr.
Impla wife
Hi
being lazy and not doing the handbook came in clutch lol
Lol
What
so you are the one in whose name the black shark brand was made
It is only my game and discord name
Bro didnt get the joke 
I feel like infernal would genuinely commit crimes if implacable was real 
Interesting birb
Yeah ode to Joy in this music style is fire
Peak
Guys does anyone have a list
For 2nd in command office waifu
Incase I log out from the game

I need reliable waifu to guard my post
Before i log out
It's Gunther
yeah
my hears
Haxor
Bro looks as green as grass

Perseus ring 😭 😭 🥺
doesn't even take up dock space 
more regensburg for me
She is so beautiful
ya fucking ear hater
bro i dont have game
do limit breaks have any other effects beside increasing stats?
This Is Elveside.
Has anybody started an UR event with zero cubes and still acquired the UR 
Depending on ship... Increases gun/torp/plane, torp preload, unlocks stronger AoA and stuff like double loading torp, half AoA shots, 30% more aux stats 
but it doesn't magically reduce the dmg they take
With extremely good luck
I guess I am one of them because I do this every time 
And I still get UR in more or less 50 pulls
then your child is born
okay
then you spend 18 years of your life raising that child
okay
and then that human being spends every waking watching streamers and donating their own fucking money to them
I started playing azur lane on the last day of shinano rerun and got her
what compels a person to do that?
i cannot for the life of me watch a streamer
for more than 10 mins
without feeling massive boredom
All of this can be solved with one thing btw

yea i know
hide the body
and reroll another human
No just use a fucking condom
sodium hydroxide is pretty cheap 
Because rerolling isnt of much use
omg my favourite streamer is live
and then they spend hours of their day typing in chat
yeah I can just pour it over their body, good idea
such is the life of a parasocial human being
yeah, imagine typing in chat
it's weird
Why do streamers exist
chat, is this real?
they've reduced them to words on the chatbox
You're absolutely right
chat
chat
keep the hype train going
someone donate bits pls
come on, chat
rawr
Damn I would strip all her gold
I would strip all of her 
people get disappeared for saying less


Currently stuck on ''Checking for updates'' is that happening for anyone else?
Nevermind, it just corrected itself

Morning nerds
this... this face is memable
sup 
Ok get your ears ravaged this morning
Can I post my pulls here or is there a channel for it?
Ty
time for plan b
Where's Tosa
Food
I didn't ask if you made it
😭 😭 😭 😭
what
Who’s this? 
i love the soft art style
lowkey drinking my 3rd can of red bull rn
attack your heart before your heart attacks you

you chug people? 
Such a catchy tune too

Completed 15-4. Chapter 15 completed. Time for the Houston 2 Grind.
Final Team on the right, Fleet 1 was the boss team, Fleet 2 was the mob fleet.
I bet everyone here has listened to faint
I had a bunch of free time, so decided to do it. Crafted a bunch of gear, rearranged my teams, and I got it done. Had to swap healers around, Unicorn is strong enough to heal on he ron for the boss team, the LAffey 2 - Guam - San Diego trio is more thhan enough to handle mobs.
Damn
Damn your fleet is solid as fuck also what's the 3rd ship on the vanguard of the 2nd fleet
3D Boobies
Still waiting for gym skin
She hopefully is ok under all that protective packaging

She is, I’m building her rn
mmm
Building 167cm of German milfy goodness
The cat I will
Omg
Looks like laff2
it's amazing humanity still doesn't know how to transport boxes
@gaunt apex
I will the cat
Ah the face just throws me off a bit
Of course I spent $300 on my beloved wife
when I bought my pc parts, I ordered some from germany, and the mobo arrived with a punctured box. Like, how do you manage that, it's a box, among other boxes, and it still somehow got a hole in it
Laffey 2
Oh wow solid asf fleet I hope you would unlock Houston 2 in under 30 sorties
WHERE
laffey 2 works magic in w15
I WANNA SEE IF THEY'RE FROM A LOCAL HOT SINGLE MILF
Omlll
WHAT?????
GYAAAAAT
I JUST GOT TO SNIFF PANTYLESS GYATT


mods, spin him right round
COMENCE THE MUMOMMA HOT SEXY ART POSTING
Too late
I'm already spinning like a record baby
In these big massive milkers


Nice
Are those all ur phones

I got New Orleans pretty quickly, on the other hand Akagi took forever. got like 3 Kaga before Akagi arrived. So I hope this is quick.
Same account, not that rich or have enough time to grind multiple accounts yet
True
Its hard to multi grind
Especially when u need all 4* phones for work
so I heard you like musashi

Tastes good
Never had a sushi yet
But soon
Was hopeful it was gonna be complicated as much as possible
The details seeesh
boil some rice, put it on some seaweed, add fish, roll it up
Am awake
EZ
I'm gonna dutch you
Almost done
man wish she could give me what she is missing
woah!! 🤯
Alright, finally done
Nice work onthe build.
Wakamo and Nero I see. Pretty cool trio.

Nice
So that who that was. ALso cool.
Can my owner stop aura farming dawg
cope and seethe
She looks hot tho
Bruh
She gotta feed me dawg 
She feeds her birb
Dw
Maybe a certain guy from Caracas
Wut.
Boing
Iranian Russiastan
Runglish type ahh
Then they were turned to dust
is that the sex
What's wrong with hammer and sickle
My laziness is rewarded once again
time to sleep

good night all
It's made in Beijing
#Rigged
okay, knowing we’ve got some TFR lads in here I would like to share some somewhat silly (and spicy) AL x TFR stuff I’ve done
(yes I know al-art would be better but frankly this is tittering on shit-post tier.)

Gn fooki
How come my laziness never pays off ? 
pin haxor
I guess I should do some D3
Just hit the .75%

AAAAAA YEAS
usually if i get lucky its right when the server boots up but for map drops very rare 🙁
Archdiocese of New Cockland and Furrystan
the question of the hour is
what the gangut doin with the tanks
Well…. She was turned into tanks
Soooooooo

how the fuck was a ship turned into a tank
true, maybe that’s why we shouldn’t give her a whole motorized rifle regiment
I hit the 0.5% 
recycling the material does not count
Günther Fellinger where U at?
Hi israel supporter
all that yummy scrap metal of course
that doesn't count
as i've said
it has to be in it's ship form and turned into a tank to count

as being turned into
transformer?
the roon room™ awaits
goon
goon international college (a real school)
Kingdom of Jerusalem better
I'm honestly going with Judea
wat stuff we talkin bout 
@somber steeple jit have you touched grass
Theese are some bullshit
ew you're an onlyfans slut
Why is Donald trump south East Asian?
the funny thing is, modern supporters of the crusader kingdom very much do not represent the old kingdom
Says you
wrong
Your profile says otherwise
they're just using it as a "cool cover" for their asinine beliefs
it direct to smth else
anyway
I'm honestly not surprised given the state of the US Economy, some are poor some are rich
I’m atheist idc really
I just don’t like Israel
it's still good to know
Or Palestine
i mean israel has its problems
That's exactly what an onlyfans model would say
but like
I'm being deadass
no i'm already in asylum
the middle east has always been a competition of strongmen
Explainable
I don’t like how they have assassinated people without trial in other countries
Or aipac that’s kinda fucked
I'm guessing it's a jumpscare
Feel like the Only Sane Nations are kinda what? Qatar or the Uae
Maybe
I know the website I've been in there I'm just fucking with you
so it's just like, pick your strongman
Guess what
But for me? Oman has to have the best strongman
Nah, Yemen
It's a pick your poison type jumpscare
so hard to to make people open it nowday
More like what? Houthis making gas go up throwing us to chaos
Also Yemen isn't even a state its an Expression
Hi Eugen
booba
big tits are very political
O shoot
no big tits
Yeesh
I agree
small and medium better
My music has stopped working and it has irritated me
Hi pin
Great tits
Italian Friedrich
Nah, flat is justice
jit imma change my profile 
flat is justice
Can't stand this no more
What’s the name of the ship? Almost everyone has her
Flat is justice
Mhmfhdjc <laff laff ✨
I sleep
Goodnight gang!
Francesco Caracciolo
thank you!!
@ionic gulch site gives me shit ton of popup now
Wonder what's better thighs boobs or ass
I prefer cute
What do you need heart for
Reasons
sell it
oh mein gott i need her too in my collection
like ad pop up?
ah
Like it redirects me to another shitty site where it gives me scams
Pretty normal
Ah
Personality
This is true
@karmic chasm 

I gotta agree on dis
I hate that answer bro
Cry ig
Personality is awesome
yeah, the personality of her thighs
If I ask a girl if she prefers biceps or abs and she hits me with some ''pewsonawity'' I'll tell her yeah cool but that's not what I asked
you know the answer boobs ofc
So it's ultimately nothing
I thought it would be jumpscare atleast
But it's not even that
Sorry that I can see through the corporeal MEAT FORM of a person and like who they are instead of what they are
Disappointed

no after it should be
personality is one of answers that have become stale and overused
Wait I'm confused my self
wtf you asking a girl that?
Fire
But it keeps redirecting me
It should be the jumpscared before that
That's a stupid question by the way
I promise you that any girl who asks you what you prefer will roll her eyes into the back of her skull if you answer with personality
You're not suave
"Do you like muscles or muscles"
like, anyone can say that they prefer personality
Doesn't show it
You open it from Google?
but does it actually happen?
Any girl who asks me a stupid question like that will know the answer
I copy the link and I paste it on chrome
U gotta press it straight away

I think
also, a lot of people may not like this, but appearance does matter
Sure
It does. Eye wants something as well
Not as much as how they are as a person
It does.
But I don’t really put too much stock into “Are her boobs or ass bigger”
Appearance and personality doesn't exist anymore in todays society
well, appearance usually means like facial structure
it's just money
hi old hang
what's wrong police car

Boobs are just a way to seduce men when they can’t look at your ass
nothing 
I find it baffling that people can get pressed over someone wanting a well adjusted, respectful partner more than anything
pin has child bearing hips
Come on guys

Proof?
i see you make good use 
we live in a society where women just want money and men just want sexual relief
And we perpetuate it by scorning "personality" answers
Goddamn thighs
Post the shit trust
Wait
i mean the scorn for "personality" is not entirely undeserved
it's become overused
Personality matters more than looks if you want a stable relationship
it's easy to say we care about personality
Yeah
but it's harder to show

I don't care how buff a guy is, if he's an ass I'm not sticking around
She asks do you prefer fat storage (chest) or fat storage (waist) and you answer with ''what's inside is what really matters <3''
that's why we roll our eyes when someone says "personality"
instead
we want an actual honest answer
It's a cringe, overused answer to a superficial question
The fuck is going on 
The honest answer is I care for none of the three options.

good on you
Don’t matter to me
this art of Clemenceau so boboyaga
What's happening
Damn
who knows...my bet is trashtalk as usual 🤣
Real I have no strong preference either. Gun to my head and make me choose I'd say ass
But both are nice
It redirects me before it appears, I press back, the site disappears; sometimes I get back to it but when I click on accept IT REDIRECTS ME AGAIN
@merry robin I summoned bro
sometimes, it really just doesn't matter
Nothing changed lmao
What the
CANT EVEN HAVE JUMPSCARES MAN EVERYTHING IS LITTERED BY FUCKING ADS
Holy what is this
With this treasure i summon...
lmao I think it might be my ads blocker that stoping it from redirecting when I press it
Ah
for me, i just want someone conventionally attractive, not prude, able to carry convos for me, and just caring lol
there is a change. i cant read all "blocked message pops in here and there ^^
Toji proud of his son
What's your browser
“Are you tits, ass or thigh guy”
“That’s like asking me if I like Chocolate, Caramel or Honey. Depends on the day, but I won’t refuse either.”

All are good ngl
I just used DNS
yes i need someone to make up for my inability to converse
Fr
Fucking based
Or he'd rather die than pay for his debt
milk chocolate is pretty nasty
Btw. They call her. Mommy raga
He loved his wife and son tho
My preferences are an enigma, even to me
Wonder. Then what is strawberry milk like
Yeah
Send him the pfp so he can change to that shit
Trust
Nah
i just like what i like
Nah nah nah NAH

I Fucking hate my Spotify 
Opinions 
Based as hell. Everyone's comfortable saying their preferences when it comes to partners, but far from everyone is comfortable with acknowledging their own shortcomings and what a partner would have to do to accommodate that
Hope you find your soulmate
it's like when people ask me what music i like
Sent
We getting matture fr
Yea let's play
i rarely have a strong opinion on most things
most of time i don't even know what to think
When you have too much interests and you don't have a thing that interests you the most
some mature things atm at least 😏
If someone asks me what music I like
yep
I straight say
guyptsd.mp4
Not ts again
Warptsd.mp3
i mean i would usually answer edm and anime music
if I put my spotify liked songs on at the gym I'll be doing 1 set to some black metal and the next to Miley Cyrus
MOST ENERGETIC GENRE EVER
Edm good
Seriously, IDK if you could even figure out a common line between these boats if you tried
Edm doesn't narrow it down
But yeah
Is haguro a wallflower
i know
Holy that Bismark was half naked
i like psychedelic trans and prog house
Dark edm
I always respond that I like good music
i like edm that has not vocals
We got mommy raga before gta6
pure beat and melody
They're all female
I just like which one sounds better 
I like drum and bass hardstyle breakcore glitch hop
I'm Dutch, so I am genetically hardwired to like hard edm. Probably millennium hardcore and early hardcore as my faves
hard rave is nice
But Frenchcore, some uptempo, hardstyle, all are welcome
i just like any beat heavy edm that has no vocals
That's a tarnation in the name of DnB
Cute
That's the common line

and outside of edm

i like big band swing
hardcore was found in the dutch no?
I like electro swing
electro swing is okay
Wolfgang lohr
I think im just contrarian
i prefer the old school
Things that arent mainstream
Kinda, yeah. Early gabber Thunderdome culture is Dutch, but it actually kinda simultaneously developed in Italy as well
And this sometimes
Which is cool, I like my Italian brothers and sisters
Provided to YouTube by avex trax
BIG BROTHER · ALEPH
SUPER EUROBEAT VOL.2
℗ AVEX MUSIC CREATIVE INC.
Released on: 1990-02-21
Lyricist: M.MANZI/D.BELLINI/F.DI BONAVENTURA
Auto-generated by YouTube.
I don't care about the genre, if a song sounds good to me i like it
oh
I have a deal to make
Realest fucking shit 
like a lot of mainstream pop nowdays are actually ass
I only like mainstream when its bastardized via soundclown
Initial d sound track
My music taste is eclectic.
I have dark sea shanties about the world ending,
Metal music.
Relaxing jazz.
EDM
God i miss soundclown from 2015-2020

lwky though the chest for the muscles 
She is only mommy one fr
Honored one
that's why i can't say i prefer any one genre

i just like the music i like
That's called eurobeat
I found this
Referenced gojos line
And eurobeat is originated from Italy
Yea ik
Lool
lookin plappable
Shitpost mainstream
Metal, techno, hardcore, country. Anything goes if it sounds good
That's the realest shit
and i will fully admit that one direction had good songs
Be steady for the coxal bone crusher, you chucklenut
Also i realized its actually camila cabano
Why not
interesting idea
Hardcore country
i can understand why people don't like country
there's some good country out there
but most of it is pretty hard to listen to
When i was a coconut
Yall want to milk me
And when I become a fucking shikigami that could adapt every phenomenon, yall want to milk me too?
it's the same with rap for me
How freaky
what about blueprint supreme
I can
Fuck it I ball
i'm just an umamusume fan
Bro is true mahoraga fr
Who ur fav uma
i don't adapt
things adapt for you
They were adopted
i just crumble under pressure and reconsitute myself as a new being
No baddie
My braincells are falling
now what is that mentality
I ma go
avoidance of responsibility
Ah
i don't have to be responsible for my failures if i'm not myself anymore
Sometimes I study Maths too hard
My text recognition went all wrong

it would be much easier if i could actually shapeshift
I agree with that too
anytime someone gets mad at one form, i could just shapeshift into an attractive being
and all will be forgotten and forgiven
In female tax entity we trust
post qt boat
Oh my Regensburg so green
dabadeedabadie
Yes
that looks like aston machan
It is Aston Machan
no that's an aston martin
Taihou’s original Meta was pretty bad too
reminds me i need 6k pts before reset

Taihou doesn't count as she is bad even in base
You know, when she looked like a Halloween skin

How many awkward-lewd girls have we gotten that arent elite lately
Regen but green, sure
her cleavage wrapped by paper does look like a halloween skin
It doesn’t just “Kinda does” that’s what it was designed as

whatever, I'm angry at her for what she made me go through
i define awkward as basically not confidently ara ara or seductress
Guess I'll just unlock Regen META, but not get the crystals
It’s one of Dishwashers old concepts for a Taihou Halloween skin
I can't have an unbiased view of the design
Like willie d not being ara ara at all
And his concepts get used after he was kicked out
willy dih is gallant tier
wasn't taihou meta in 2024
My point being shes not a seductress
Yes she isn't
Need more non seductress types being lewded
Whoa new meta!?
Or maybe we leave the lewding to the lewd ships
gallant yeee
A shitty one at that
And keep the wholesome bungus’s wholesome

Anyway, time to make a country with only conventionally attractive people
this gotta be an channel emote
He made a statement so trash the people started deepfrying him
I wonder what usb port she uses
remember deepfried memes
the he in the question being manjuu
I have a feeling this is a submarine

plug in and find out
also, a daily reminder that everyone who reads this post lost the game
Like why she wet though
asking why ship iss wet rly?
sorry, I used too much coconut oil
She's gonna smell thou.
regensburg meta is so trash people started commenting against it
mog approve
coconut oil smells good
Love Regensburg
so it's not too bad
The freaks love shipgirl sweat smell
#1 old city in Bayern
she's just gonna smell like mahoraga
Almond oil











