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Not mine
Someone else posted it here earlier 
Let me go check rq
i swear man

old rich chinese dudes be wearing a wife beater, shorts, slippers, and a gucci bag
filled with stacks of cash
Ah it was actually 5 ozo

So this games must make a lot of people bleed through a lot of money if I’m correct yes 
Wife beater???

a tank top
That's a weird way to call it 
Because I can only give out hard work I’m not rich
Thanks
You welcome
Yep hard works it’s painful but well worth it
works in home and food hungry.
Well I’m in a awkward position now
Tax more save
hmm
hard work job.
I have mamagi
She very beautiful won’t lie
Gosh, she's hot
yo
I might I pick the right game for perfect drawn girls
why is it called...that
Azur Lane girls design is getting better and a lot hot as well
Unleash the great Tempest 
mmm
How u get hard at work job?
nurse me to health mamagi

So guys I have a question it’s about the off topic what’s it used for ?
everything not AL
Like music or podcasts or videos ?
Nurse Amagi, that will be the day
This is y'all

Not me ether man
cap
Alo isn’t THAT Bad
Sorry my mind isn’t that brain damaged
Why’d you say that? Wish I never checked💔
90% of us became history nerds because of stroking our peckers to boat girls
As long as you don't use a Xbox-Controller and worn materials for your submarine, you'll survive and can look at IRL Bismarck.
Hallow’s Eve 
Six seven Ehsex lehmons wholesome 100 big chungus🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Will a PlayStation controller work?
Who plays ULTRAKILL
Probably. ^^
Guess I’m going to go to see the sinking of Bismarck then
I never heard of it Ultrakill
Have fun down there in the deep ocean. 😄
I get to see Bismarck I will
But I’ll prob die before I even get a quarter close to her
I should look at the context
yes you should
Bring a diving outfit
Just read the context
You’ll last longer
My PlayStation controller and submarine built out of wood will help me🙏
Hey Pucc
Why? If you sit in a secured submarine with your playstation controller and the material is strong enough, you'll see the Bismarck. And won't implode.
But I wanna get out of the submarine
Uhh, that's not recommended down there.
Wood what are you thinking why even see the Bismarck at all ?
Ay
Whats good
Dw I’ll be fine
Trust
Plot armour
You only should leave the Submarine after going back to the surface to the water.
It’s cool
Waking up with 'sashi on my mind as always, and you?
Bismarck will bless you to make the way
Ehh nah trust
YEAHHH
Oh boi. I have some News for you. Plot-Armor doesn't exist in this test site here.
Sushi best. Chilling. Looking at my Musashi oath. And feeling happiest shikikan ever

Awwww man

The Sirens said: "Plot Armor is too stronk for the Humies."
But bismarck blessing exists
Believe
wao boat tiddies
Yes it does

MAMAGIIIIIII
The power of both real and AL bismarck are united
Bismarck is my favorite too
Musashi has the strongest sword
SO PEAK
The coolest sword
Musashi is better as an older stranger woman
Okay I’m back
She wont be caring as much as when u know her
Stranger woman can maximum say two things and leave
Right, she gives best hugs
Still my favourite ijn design and easily one of my favourite designs
Okay so seeing a rusted ship on the bottom of the sea floor is cool
Design so good it made genshinoids very jealous

Infernal forgot the promise ring for a sec
They were calling her Raiden
Well that’s not hard to pull off
SHE IS NOT RAIDEN
Musashi is better
She is better
Calling her Vergil is valid though
Musashi superior, Raiden inferior
She mogs midyabi
Vergils second daughter
Why ?
Yeah Vergil is goated
Musashi and Vergil had a daughter Miyabi
I agree Vergil Is Greatest of them all
hell no
I oathed Musashi
They dont even fit
I did it first
I wonder who was first Musashi oath
Just look at the sword

Devs probably
Long ass katana
Musashi and Vergil had a daughter ----> Raven from Stellar Blade
A certain abhorrent vietnamese
That sword looks easily blockable with my hand
Have you seen her actual sword? It’s literally an odachi
Devs
Her sword can slice ships like butter
Hmm perchance
I think there is a animation about that somewhere
Of?
Musashi Miyamoto?

Lebron James
Lejames Bron
Big club man
who is this Miyamoto you say hi to
Aye thats me there

My name to big💔
Another of my favourite ijn designs
Big scary lady

Tomato bout to meet me
I imagine Fdg and Musashi same bed with skk
Real phoenix that absolutely mog decimates sh*thou
Nice

Listening to peak music
Taihoe
Really
What song?
Song?
Everything is awesome from the Lego movie?
are you on a mountain rn?
Is it Teku Or Metal
It’s peak at the mountain
Musashi and NJ should kiss
Piano Man
No. Musashi and Fdg
Peak
THEY ARE PEAKS
They are certainly rivaling
Over skk
Which i like
Two sides. Two mommys. One bed
Musashi and Shinano sandwich won
Oh yes it def catches the vibe
make it 3 
Milk
i am allergic if i drink much milk
And plus who gonna clean the bed
same. but i dont care! 

discord keeps reloading for some reason 
Dying in honour I see
Well I batter start grinding it’s time to PHONK OUTTA HERE SEE YA GUYS LATER 🔊
🔊
it just did it again, right after I sent that message 
LION SPOTTED LION

I hate how there are some people that like specifically Musashi or Shinano
They are literally yin yang
They both cool and unique
Do u know what the song means in Lion King cartoon?
I’ve seen the movie years ago I don’t remember it
It says. Look there is a Lion. Oh my God.
Haters may call them gooner due to being voluptuous, and I call them two best teddy bears in the world
i mean...if u look at this 🥰

I haven’t seen lion king in so long
Squish me
Me in between
just beware of birdattacks with that much floof 😂
I'll shoot these birds down
Abhor birds

There's only one bird I truly respect and it's not from der lane
U saw the clip of the native explaining it ?
Even though Shoukaku and Zuikaku are good too
birds just collect what otherwise would be stuck in bed 🤣
Birb wont like that
(hair leftovers :P)
I'll make a fine decoration out of shithou
oh boy...the hate
Is it your bins outside perchance?
No hate to taihou just a genuine question
Maybe
squishy
Perchance then
They are perfect together like Oreo
Ravens are amazing birds though
rickroll
Boat
Yeet her into the ocean
Out
Do this
no
@merry robin ts you🫵🫵

Do the same with Musashi while you are at it
Let her cement brick shoes sink her

Fuck ass Giant box shoes
channel your hate against lolis. would be more effective and they deserve it 
Lolis are precious except Bache
They get headpats

She gonna stomp you with them
If she could walk in them
I’d be scared.
Sadly she can’t
It depends, I simply don't care
Physically impossible
She can
time to sleep

good night all
Her legs are strong
Gm nerds
Look at her thighs she can crush skulls
Please don't get leaky there...
seems to me like you're just weak if you think that's hard
fluffy.
What where they thinking ?
I think it’d be annoying as hell and uncomfy
No one can carry her guns except for her own hull
you might want to take a look at some actual historic japanese footwear lol
Yes
not fast at least 🤣
Maybe she can levitate in the air
Yep. Best lap to lay


Pin. Being mod doesnt give u right to mock others preferences
Be respectfull
mogging only done by one person
Mog
my guy these are the most basic of basic bitch playground insults in any form of gacha game
Which side is bro even on
left
They exist for ragebait. I know it. But still
Literally everyone does this here, sadly
that is not the brilliant comeback you think it is
But I can express my pure animosity
A guy getting mad someone said “You’re waifu trash” hardly deserves a scathing remark

calling a stack of pixels a wive is insane in itself but hating on pixels? meh
are we trashing waifus?
I likely could just go back through his chat history and find where he does the same thing of calling someone’s Waifu garbage or hating on Loli’s or whatever and call him a hypocrite
Pixies
my waifu is the greatest in the world!
my ägir😭😭😭
I can walk in Musashi's brick sandals and enjoy

Ravens won
so anyway, big fluffy foxes
Maybe it’s cuz I see it WAAAAYYYY too often
That too.
you can never have too many fluffy foxes 
noshiro was always boing boing in atdan's mind, manjuu simply relented finally

Ehhh I feel you can.
Just makes Sakura “Land of Fox people” and makes my shouting about the Fox Hierarcy more legitimate
STOP SILENCING THE LIZARD VOICES!

WE DEMAND EQUAL REPRESENTATION!
Shimanto, Ryujou and Natori
look, foxes just so happen to be at the top of the sakura leadership, there's no conspiracy here 
any other game similar to azur lane you guys are playing? what are your thoughts given this game is 8+ years old that it will shutdown in 2026 or 2027?
Ah. Oke

this thing again.... i really want to know if this is true...
Sakura got foxes. Cuz its Japan. Japans one of most famous mythology. Kitsunes. They show blessing. And other stuff. I forgot.
So thats why foxes
What is true?
oopss....wreong reply
A dragon
i meant this..\

and bnnuys
They stole fits
From?
as long as we dont get those
i recently started azur lane in 2026. so naturally i am wondering. given snowbreak containment is in PERM shutdown mode. i hope azur lane can at least make it through 2026
Monsta
panda 🤣
its not going anywhere soon...
I can’t think of any others. Most of the other ones that could be are actually demons
Illustrious, formid and I dunno
atleast a couple years
Hakuryu is a demon
Ya’ll hear somethin’
Master Goonway
Sounded like a fake fruit.
Musashi might be a hidden oni or something
Tomato?
you're just unfinished ketchup 


fuck you
i am NOT unfinished ketchup.
Yes you is
Him not
I'm not really interested in tomatoes that way, sorry
could be worse, could be an orange 
oranges fuckin suck dude
I mean, you can have a casual sexual relationship, but I'm just not attracted to tomatoes
Lol
esp those with fake hair 🤣
WHAT.

Not for FRUIT SALAD
I hear when they have the whole tomato throwing thing in spain, it's great for cleaning the streets becuase of the acid in the tomatos
the fuck is wrong with vegetable salad
Kebab salad with tomato fits too
you unhealty fuck

and if you look at the gif, it's free - so tomatoes are worthless
fuck you
Elite ball knowledge
no, I will not fuck you

I'm not interested in tomatoes that way
what
U can type in ur bio. Not interested in tomatos
big spoon
L u n g
not interested in loli
But she cook good
so who's ready for yantb?
Sodak. Its damgerous here
Actually she cooks a lot and is one of the best chefs at AL
I know someone better
Nice
asking for PC Client of Azur Lane (not crosswave, but the main game) because of this shitty framerates
🥀
time for Ferrari to cook
reset the clock
with camsupport so if someone walks in from behind screen goes black? 
@stark fox i am going to your house.
nice idea
Feed my cats while you’re there
consider it like privacy screen on flagship android
those cats look even heavier then a certain cv we dont talk about 😮
Guess ill go gaming, aint finna goon no more
nooo the fooood

worst people to ask for a meal
i have a calico
Better than the whole unit shattering to pieces
He’s a big fluffy bungus
trust
i need to pet the cat
despite being on team red bull
who the fuck likes red bull after vettel
fuck them
fuck horner
everyone except vettel and ricciardo
i will express my feelings in #off-topic .
no
same
Tomato!

Yes
Everythings good now
-w- ohayoooo
apri 
Zaba ohayo 
Morgen.
Am Awakened
Wanna bury my face in there

same
hmmm looks like some vr character
vtuber
unc behind dat screen btw
ah these guys
Houshou Marine, of hololive
you know "old guys who pretend to be young girls" 
the outfit was from a different member

well you can tell by the voice if thats the case xD
if it tastes like a woman it's fine
if it's cute, who cares
The gooner outfits like trafalgars or massena or duquesne, and the fuckhuge booba seem to be aimed at sex starved people but
Arent waifu enjoyers moreso affection starved?
Nah they managed to shift that to sex
But affection starvation is the root of it
Its just another way of calling out boobflation
it's how I cope I guess
A false cure isn't false if it works
looks heavy 
a school table can support
unrealistic
made of stalinium
huh now thats a strong table
By trying to pick apart the gooners state of mind
Psychological warfare 101
will the floor last though 
yall need some more slender sexiness in your lives
let her step on you
im more into slender looking woman for real
like Richie
absolute perfection
The fact that richelieu's medium biggish tits are now slender is
i counter with this
a damnation upon current gooner beauty standards
Gooners care not for Beauty.
Just how tight the corset is
more real then anyone on insta or the internet in general 🤣
jfc that was a risky embed
That tag 
Uh huh yeah no

I use strength to cancel your counter
@static kernel if I click a link and the 3rd image is just straight up porn better to not post it
let them breath for fuck sake
okay lemme try again
go look up alternate_breast_size_(smaller) with azur_lane
linked to nsfw website with 0 hesitation 
Soz
No I don’t think I will sir

How much
he needs god
Cant be more expensive than my college
A accurate Dean jacket costs like 149-400-500$
take an ambulance today?
Bruh
Why ambulance
I just wanna dress like my favorite character bro
Thats whole salary here
Sup guys
learn how to make shoes
@sleek cape sodak becoming a shoeman
Cobbler
Pin did you watch supernatural when it first came out?

It was around your time
Imagine a haunted supermarket game
they exist
Haunted ice cream shop
Daily reminder that you lost the game
Bruh
literally my type fr
I was 6 in 2005
unc 🫵
Dean is my goat
Are you me
I pulled a snow without snow being here
Yes

I wasn't even born yet in 2005 
I was born in the middle of 99
Did you watch dead in the water
Early supernatural episode
Yeah
I’m on my second supernatural rewatch

My dad be watching his fav shows 14 or 20 times
Reason i said that is because of the

girl victim in that episode
Dragged under by a ghost
Where did the ghost stuff her body if no one can find it?
Mind you supernatural has 15 seasons
And each episode is like 42 minutes
still shorter than One Piece
Consumed
One piece is not allat
One piece is real
ITS REAL
deadass almost choked when I read that back then 
Lool
I am not watching one piece honestly
same
Watch supernatural instead
I have a life
I am waiting for college results
I'd rather watch House tbh
Colleges are like girls
Dr house?
They reject u cuz no money
yes
Bro ate it
U have no other job?
What was ur major
Naur
What u studied
English 
stereoptypical english majors be getting pregnant
Wait wait wait wait
He invites us to hell
you could have picked something that will actually get you a job
Why u ignored my message
What message
The english major meme
Instead of the money kind
What a long ass word
I said wait wait wait
Get hired at an elementary school for the sole purpose of getting with the single moms
Nice idea actually
single moms are heavy, don't get hit with them

Why
« I need to schedule a private teacher-parent meeting, Mrs Smith »
Pure good
So how’s everyone doing
Pure nice
Good
And invite her to ur house lol
Yes
Aw man imagine the "doin your mom" joke
Chillin. So u are Madara
Mad
No
Mad cause at such a critical moment of my life, parts of azur lanes direction is disagreeable to me
I’m just a very chill Uchiha
Alsaces boob ribbon, trafalgars "outfit" and an obsession with big boobs that stretches my generous suspension of disbelief
Whatever are Uchihas
Gay sea urchins from Korea
one day
That and i dislike trafalgar is so tall looking
Lol
could you stop whining about it for one day
wife #69
Tosa best floofer
hmmm who are the other 68? 
These two are hot tbh
one of them is trying to fuck the commander, such modest girls
I mean
The events have drained ma coobs 
Time to regrind them all
they will probably give her a towel in the summer lol
If it happens you are now a Lolicon

Because you manifested it into existence. You filthy lolicon
Sup losers
Hello

can't be, I didn't buy that skin, didn't even buy the lucky bag
Wife
Chainsword
all of us
New BA girl?
old BA girl
Ah
Sorry was dealing with some issues

But shes too thin
And?
Chainsword.
ironically its characters like z47 ognevoy or ozornoy who can use a bit of the boobflation
not fucking takao
Takao is fine

WTF you giving the cute children Smols tits?

Don’t know
That really means de facto aging up
Yor is that u? 

Schobbob 
It is me.
aging up child characters is weird
The knave
Ah nice
We got Yor with a Knave before gta 6


manjuus fault for designing them in the first place even tho the games going full gooner

Thats why we have skins

Scare the chatters by posting Adult women
Yori


Hru?
I'm good,just making some food
Hbu?
Thinking of making my lunch before getting dressed and heading to my therapist
That I have had for like 2-6 Years

Thats pretty damn good actually
Izzat kursk
You book a therapist 2 years from now?

Trash skin
Swimsuit Shinano best skin icl
What makes you think of children while looking at them? 

Party dress Shinano best
They were designed to be like lolis
Did you blow in from stupid town?
aging them up is to undo the loli part
What makes you think of a loaf of bread when you see a loaf of bread
Designed to be lolis or designed to be lolis?
Alternatively, we just…. Don’t lewd them
unnecessary like
I dont say "child" when i see fictional character, what make you say that? Do you have childs like tbis in your area? Because i havent see any like that irl
not lewding something isn't an option, everything gets lewded, except for that one game the name of which I can't remember that nobody cares about
I mean Ognevoy is pretty child-Like in attitude
No, just asking you what makes you think of children while looking at lolis xD?
She is adorable loli and thats about it
loli = child
Are all lolicons this obtuse
Warty my goat
Are all anti-lolicons struggling with putting the line between fiction and reality?
Ah yes, the classic “You said something is cute so you wanna fuck it” idea.
Sounds ascinine
Does this make you think of a ship?
First thought in mind - child and second - something sexual, and they are calling us out as pdf when they have outstanding way of thinking
yo guys is there any object for chang wu skin in order to map the interactions? like the drinking glass on Hindenburg akin
Cartoonish ship, but havent seen like this irl
See the difference?
a better question: is there one on the implacable skin?
ok, so you agree that lolis are cartoonish children?
Pull off her robe, then the lantern on her left
No sadly 
Lolis are lolis

No, you simply dont know the definition xD
definition of obtuse?
Can’t we just go: “This character cute, I wish to protect them”
And move the fuck along from you two “Intellectuals” having a pissing match?
Man what the man, man
Look man, he is just confirming the redname stereotypes
Of loli, this is why you cant make it any different than child
warty wanna snog
Okay feet sucker
feet good
I mean, rather that

@stark fox and here we go with Elitism, all of the sudden everybody with Crimson Axis are lolicons
Chat is this peak
no, everybody with crimson axis are weirdos
Kaga wife
Doesnt have to be due to being lolicons
Can you start just removing people that cant hold themselves from blaming "red names"
where is the lie
I'm weird
thank youu
Another Elitism

Ladies, Ladies.
I think you are both insufferable dickheads

red name gets defensive when called out for red name behavior. red name behavior ngl
Move on

We’ll see about that
that can be arranged

Aubergines 
What
Eggplants
attaco






